15 Minutes of Standup from Tom Segura | Netflix Is A Joke
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Күн бұрынTom Segura jokes about Brad Pitt, weed, getting old, his kids, and the sweetest kiss of all in his Netflix standup comedy specials Sledgehammer (2023), Ball Hog (2020), Disgraceful (2018), and Mostly Stories (2016).
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@haydenpeach3667 9 ай бұрын
Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.
@julieweller6191 9 ай бұрын
🎉😂
@Takaichi666- 7 ай бұрын
He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over
@tomandersson5089 7 ай бұрын
yea and he talks in a calm voice... not the typical american that always scream and are high on meth telling storys and such!
@tylerdavis8834 9 ай бұрын
Tom segura. The first man to lose the weight and keep the funny. Kudos, man. You're already one of the greats in my book.
@100samanthamarie 9 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s either lose weight and lose the funny or lose the yearning to be funny and be suicidal
@sharpe8888 6 ай бұрын
Nate Bargatze
@IMFxGreatness 5 ай бұрын
Ever heard of Bruce Bruce? Of course not
@darealnukem7775 9 ай бұрын
“I’ll kick your chest, THROUGH your back!” 😂😂😂
@ImShmizzed 9 ай бұрын
still one of my favorite bits
@ImShmizzed 9 ай бұрын
i’ve actually started to say that as well
@blitzwinger999wright6 9 ай бұрын
Tom Segura gets funnier the more hair he loses
@sarcastaball 9 ай бұрын
It also inversly correlates with the amount of blubber
@ravenrockguitars4185 9 ай бұрын
@@sarcastaball😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮
@John_Doe3 9 ай бұрын
Must be a Japanese thing
@rubenjooste4383 9 ай бұрын
He's at his peak
@bryanlettable 9 ай бұрын
That's quite funny, you should be on stage
@Milkydrummer 7 ай бұрын
Unquestionably the funniest serial killer alive…
@matthewlloyd3651 9 ай бұрын
Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!
@haydenpeach3667 9 ай бұрын
EXACTLY! It’s so god damn funny. I love how in one of his specials he says “guys, I’m joking!” 😂
@onyxmoonasquad1 9 ай бұрын
He literally is a master at this entire business.
@davidkain2464 9 ай бұрын
Lol yes but no one better than Loui C.K.
@acx207 8 ай бұрын
He steals crappy jokes and thinks he's an elite comic
@haydenpeach3667 8 ай бұрын
@@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.
@RandomMan2k00 9 ай бұрын
Best Japanese comic out there!!
@shelbydeleon2013 8 ай бұрын
Seguuuuraaaaa 😅
@salimarodriquez-dh5mp 7 ай бұрын
Spanish
@justlooking4771 6 ай бұрын
@@salimarodriquez-dh5mpIt’s a joke from one of his other skits. 😅
@justlooking4771 6 ай бұрын
@@shelbydeleon2013😅😅😅
@12000gp 2 ай бұрын
@@salimarodriquez-dh5mpMexican
@Butterballsballs 9 ай бұрын
“Hey grandpa! I want you to meet Steve! 😃” “F**K Steve!” Poor Steve 😂
@vzgsxr 2 ай бұрын
Tom's the funniest Japanese postal worker ever. 😂
@LadyBloodOath 6 ай бұрын
You can hear this one specific person laughing in the back 😂😂😂😂 what a laugh first segment specifically
@picrete 8 ай бұрын
Listening to this during school was the riskiest thing I’ve ever done. I had to pause this MULTIPLE times just so I could calm down lmao
@billywright1890 7 ай бұрын
The part where he talks about living in your eighties head me f****** dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@les_5184 9 ай бұрын
Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂
@ianfrazier2338 9 ай бұрын
Please produce more 15 minutes videos of comedians they're great!
@KalleKongo-uf5ei 9 ай бұрын
And bring me a cheeseburger
@Hydra-V 7 ай бұрын
Cheeseburger takes too long. Just get Goldilocks a burrito or a shawarma...and make sure the temperature is just right.
@kittenslayer516 6 ай бұрын
Tom Segura is the most dad-like comedian out there
@audreymorris2076 23 күн бұрын
He should take that as a compliment lol
@HeretiCflow 9 ай бұрын
Tom is one of the most hilarious Comedians on the planet
@user-ni4jk3px4w 9 ай бұрын
In us
@mattderringer7404 9 ай бұрын
Kick myself in the teeth when I think about how he came thru my small city on his world tour last year and I missed it.
@HeretiCflow 9 ай бұрын
@@Mxrelxfe SEGURA!
@dylangodfrey4304 9 ай бұрын
@@user-ni4jk3px4wyou you yyyyt😅:😅5:: vgyyyyy :😮-0:30 ;-🎉
@acx207 8 ай бұрын
Nah
@noahartis1377 7 ай бұрын
8:32-8:37 is the best display of controlled rage I have ever seen
@ZuzuPatriot 9 ай бұрын
Risking one's life for a quarter bag joke was spot on for back in the day. 😂😂😂
@OldManPaxusYT 9 ай бұрын
_`The sweetest kiss of all'_ BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂🤣
@cedarpoplar 7 ай бұрын
Man, having spare keys 🔑 is a priority. I've been relived time and time again because of it.
@JF-em6hr 5 ай бұрын
Why doesn't this guy have his own television show. I think many many people would enjoy seeing his crazy world.
@instapizzabmx4206 4 ай бұрын
Definitely listen to his podcast ymh.
@user-by6sm2zf1h 7 ай бұрын
One of the better comedians.
@AD-df5tm 9 ай бұрын
I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that weed is legal here (Canada) and I can just walk in and buy whatever I want.
@BowlerScott 9 ай бұрын
There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'
@Harlza23 9 ай бұрын
Whoa.
@VengeanceN7 7 ай бұрын
Can I tell other people this?
@BowlerScott 7 ай бұрын
@@VengeanceN7 drop $100 in my Venmo and I guess it’s ok
@brianyarborough3738 6 ай бұрын
Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.
@BowlerScott 6 ай бұрын
@@brianyarborough3738 an anagram of Brian Yarborough is “r a rough brain boy,” which is a great distractor from that smooth brain 🧠
@zacharyhausman5436 9 ай бұрын
If he doesn’t get 1.6 million a set at LEAST…he should get a raise.
@DiabolicalHater 9 ай бұрын
1.6? Specifically? Why? Your autism is showing big time
@ryansenger408 9 ай бұрын
I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.
@hugszy4473 9 ай бұрын
I taught my niece I'll cave your head in. My sister was not impressed 😂
@marissavergara2771 6 ай бұрын
His moms a savage 😭😂😂 14:36
@anadverb5063 9 ай бұрын
With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.
@DeathBYDesign666 9 ай бұрын
Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.
@anadverb5063 9 ай бұрын
@@DeathBYDesign666 to each his own.
@Hydra-V 7 ай бұрын
Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.
@sharpe8888 6 ай бұрын
Chappelle doesn't really tell many jokes.. he prefers ranting his opinions
@beth-annrock237 9 ай бұрын
I Love Tom Segura! ♥️ He’s a great comedian and absolutely hot in his newest Netflix special Sledgehammer ♥️
@nickelpeen 9 ай бұрын
Tom is the best!
@christiananderson6761 9 ай бұрын
A great comic and a proud patriot protecting our civilians
@jeremybr2020 9 ай бұрын
It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol
@matickomel8654 5 ай бұрын
when you're at tom's point, giving money to your gambling addict mom is investment. i mean, the dude's career is telling stories
@lesleyd2448 4 ай бұрын
Lol and edibles 😂
@alecbaldwin9671 9 ай бұрын
Love Tom and Bert and Christina and all the jeans. So thankful for them
@johnviera3884 9 ай бұрын
He’s a great Netflix comedian
@realeyezrealizerealliez3095 8 ай бұрын
Shuut up
@samclark2541 6 ай бұрын
9:12 weed is still illegal in Alabama I still have to get my shit from strangers
@nomad1517 9 ай бұрын
I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.
@Lieutenxnt_Dxn 8 ай бұрын
I feel like he was already pretty big two years ago. I first saw him in 2017 and he was big at that time.
@scottzvidzo5564 9 ай бұрын
That Brad Pitt story got me rolling on the floor 🤣😂 Tom only comes second after Louis CK in the whole world that is.
@youtube.commentator 9 ай бұрын
Ck is mediocre, but that's why there's chocolate and vagina, everyone has a different taste
@acx207 8 ай бұрын
Stolen joke
@faridlabib4273 9 ай бұрын
whoever put 15min as the title f'd up the one job he had
@batmansavage9121 9 ай бұрын
This man a beast
@ilikebmx405 8 ай бұрын
It took me 15 minutes to realize my last video ended and I was watching Tom segura now
@crispensaruro6684 2 ай бұрын
Just discovered this guy...brilliant delivery and great stories
@MervilleJr 6 ай бұрын
He's got a knack for jokes.
@ericmoeller3634 9 ай бұрын
i want to see your blood pressure spike lol 😂😂😂
@camdenwalker6106 9 ай бұрын
Thanks, Tom! You're the bestest.
@dansevysantana9500 4 ай бұрын
Toms son does the same thing to him, that Tom does to his mom 🤣🤣
@no_soy_rubio 8 ай бұрын
'Chao, puto' 😂😂😂
@DocAcher 3 ай бұрын
This is so good 😂😂😂
@OldManPaxusYT 9 ай бұрын
BWHAHHAHAHHAHA - That bit about Brad Pitm i was really laughing!
@patrick03333 7 ай бұрын
4:28 😂 my grandpa
@thehigherflyerlilsebastian7795 9 ай бұрын
Tommy I always knew lol 😂😂😂😂😂
@wtfobiden 9 ай бұрын
Here's 16 mins of 15 mins worth of stand up
@RyanP-nc6om 29 күн бұрын
“I’m comin around the corner don’t look at me”
@garydavis7669 19 күн бұрын
I wanna be friends with Tom, I can see myself laughing all day long 🤣. -My life in a nutshell: 'i dont yell at him, im just yelling at my life' 😂
@TexMeta 2 ай бұрын
The story of his mom lol you can’t win with those people.
@Delfree77 9 ай бұрын
My dawg toooooo funnyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@OGSHADOWFISH 7 ай бұрын
I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around
@iambiggus 9 ай бұрын
Tom Segura is fickin hilarious
@clicheguevara5282 9 ай бұрын
I wanna talk about Hawaii, Tommy.
@chucksteak7685 7 ай бұрын
This dude is my internal dialogue while out in public lmao
@connorwilliams5785 3 ай бұрын
We talked about sports. It balanced out
@the-original-ghost 9 ай бұрын
The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.
@MouseHuntExtendedDirectorsCut 9 ай бұрын
Cool
@DiabolicalHater 9 ай бұрын
Who asked?
@rbeatzremixs2018 9 ай бұрын
Noooooo!!!! FUUUUUCKKKK! NOOOOOO! Hahaha ...That's what im talking about !
@bethechange6580 5 ай бұрын
He is very good at this
@Chamonix.frequently 7 ай бұрын
I attest that Tom Segura will be the best 90 yr old.
@bomega2818 9 ай бұрын
Funny, my name is Brian and I skipped half of third grade because I was good at dividing and doing the subtraction mentally 😆
@camdenwalker6106 9 ай бұрын
Oh THAT's why she's with you. Got it.
@MJ-yx5tq 9 ай бұрын
lol that's funny bro!
@thetruth1862 9 ай бұрын
Tbuns on point
@MissSync 9 ай бұрын
In comedic love with the icon that is Señor Tomàs Segura! Viva la YMH! (La Casa de Tu Madre)
@autisticari1925 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂hilarious
@kathycassity9896 Ай бұрын
Well...my mom got married at 79 to a 59 year-old. He idolized her. They were married for 11 years, until her death at 90.
@chazcad7319 9 күн бұрын
Cool story brah
@xxDR0xx 9 күн бұрын
What does this have to do with Tom Segura exactly?
@camdenwalker6106 9 ай бұрын
Seriously you're looking good, Tom. Usually high stress or grim determination. Which you gots?
@BrutusMaximusAurelius 9 ай бұрын
He severely injured his leg during basketball and decided it was time to get healthier. The video of the accident is on KZfaq.
@camdenwalker6106 9 ай бұрын
@@BrutusMaximusAurelius Still want to kiss his pretty wife.
@aaromhernandez9423 5 ай бұрын
As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .
@Lucas_Jeffrey 9 ай бұрын
that's how you get worms lol
@user-fb5pd1hl6g 23 күн бұрын
he can FINALLY WEAR SKINNYGIRL JEANS LOL
@One_of_Gods_Warriors 7 ай бұрын
No one is talking about how this is 16 min long
@XxXXxxXXxx78 3 ай бұрын
Hey Tom, my grandmother turns 100 this year. I definitely want to live that long. 70 is not old anymore.
@michaellondon69 9 ай бұрын
Dont forget to feather it , gotta get it going buuuddd
@FizzleFX 2 ай бұрын
13:25 the smartest theory about *god* i heard - not kidding - *on south park* ... Chefcook said "he wants to make us sad. he gives us things to take em away so we cry. if we didnt have them we couldnt be sad about losing em our tears is what makes him stronger" THS honestly makes too much sense. Heard it more then a decade ago but it stuck
@grimsgraveyard3598 8 ай бұрын
I hope he's not actually out there eating booty lol.
@davidmorningstar5101 6 ай бұрын
the sweetest kiss of all....
@danieldickey5104 2 ай бұрын
Or the accidental trip 😂
@rickybobby7285 9 ай бұрын
The more bodies that g has, the funnier Tom gets
@RhinoDigital 8 ай бұрын
Inside: Paralysis Outside; That's what's up 😅
@Nervii_Champion 3 ай бұрын
That part about Brad Pitt had my abs feeling like a hernia was about to form damn
@anegwa 6 ай бұрын
5:56 he sounds like Jim Pickens
@tonygunk6795 9 ай бұрын
I love tom but he's like the male oprah in these lol
@SynSauce 9 ай бұрын
This video says "16 minutes of Tom..." but it's only 15:59 long. What kind of air in the potato chip bag %$!& are you running here?!
@Morgan-jo7xy 9 ай бұрын
Re read the title lol
@SynSauce 9 ай бұрын
@@Morgan-jo7xy yeah it's not right either...numbers aren't toys.
@Rob-rp3cw 7 ай бұрын
Half way into 15mins and repeating a sketch. Good one..
@mr_p0p0ff39 7 ай бұрын
He talked about old testament god
@DavidBotes-nc9io 3 ай бұрын
Funniest Japanese stand up, by a mile!!!!!!
@Vamos82 9 ай бұрын
He's starting to sound like Louie
@SigmaWolff 9 ай бұрын
Dear Comedy God's......Please convince Bobby Lee to do a Netflix Special
@nicifrey5989 9 ай бұрын
i think that woud be up to netflix, not bobby lee...
@sunnyside9273 9 ай бұрын
Bobby has no material, you can only pull out your dick so many times to get a laugh.
@Doorito_ 9 ай бұрын
@@nicifrey5989 Joe rogan said he'd fund it for him multiple times even pre-spotify. It's something on bobby's end that's stopping him from doing it, just like how he hasn't done JRE.
@haydenpeach3667 9 ай бұрын
@@Doorito_I feel like he thinks he’ll get backlash. I think he’s afraid of it not being good, which I get. But he HAS to do it.
@nicifrey5989 9 ай бұрын
@@Doorito_ while the last par might be true, joe rogan is not a network.. and ive never heard of anyone putting out his specials indipendently except louis ck
@rosesacks7430 2 ай бұрын
Brad Pitt is Achilles!!
@beausmith3900 9 ай бұрын
Bikes!
@ddn4718 7 ай бұрын
Tom Segura recently said that poor people are specks of shit on a washcloth and should be thrown away. Thats messed up. I assume Netflix as a corporation feels the same if they have this up still..
@suvariboy 14 күн бұрын
“I think the gayest I ever was…” 😅
@junedarius254 4 ай бұрын
Tom Segura was an original comedy podcaster group (Burt Krischer, Theo Von, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, etc) little did I know that Tom Segura runs circles around all of these clowns 🤡 by far the funniest guy along with Shane Gillis) 😂😂😂😂
@user-ep8wc2hg4f 2 ай бұрын
Go tell your mom😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
@user-ov9qz6cu2o 5 ай бұрын
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