The delivery of “nuh uh” CRUSHESSSSSSSSS

@@jmsmith1767 "among other things "🤣🤣

😭😭

Who needs jokes when you can just say a bunch of curse words?

@@darmokatyoutubeleavingcomm3422 right because delivery, timing, context, and body language are all for suckers right?

His old albums are on Spotify, def worth a listen if you enjoy his comedy. Some of my favorite bits are from his older stuff

Good thing he has podcasts where he's just as funny!

Lexie Person funnier I’d say! And I love his specials! Lol but him and Native’s relationship is better and funnier than anything ever scripted

Agreed, Bill burr is up there too, but yo if you can help us out with a subscribe that would be awesome, we make sketch comedy!! kzfaq.info/love/Gn69G8sNdMXu7Tsi7bLT-w

2 bears 1 cave. check it out

That makes it so much funnier

I'm dead I just redid the whole scenario in my head with Hannibal and it's the thing of awkward dreams

Literally looked like him in my head

not gonna lie, that's a pretty looking face but also a very boring one

Because you need to be a producer and cast some of these stories as skits! That's fvcking hilarious.... I pictured something else but Hannibal acting this out would be perfect, bespectacled, pudgy Hannibal. But he could pull it off now still, thats just his vibe! Him or Tim Robinson!

🧢

@@Stormsolid he’s mad funny tho😭

@@miketysoneatswaffles3996 he funny but not "one of the greatest" funny hahah

@@Stormsolid he is in the top 10.of his generation...

him and bert

357 and a shotgun on the bed lmao, It's what I would have said , "That's what's up."

Bro I thought u were being some oldie acting like the old days were so much better but then I got to that part and fucken oath that’s funny my bro

We are still at that stage in Eastern Europe :D

@@0xheraldry yep same here in London. hahah horror stories

LOL seriously. Back in the day, buying weed on a good day was a tedious process. On a bad day? Terrifying.

@Christopher Briscoe No... most men would laugh if another men told them they uncomfortable lol...

@@laneblack9420 lol you idiot

@@xandercorp6175 ?

@@laneblack9420 what a wonderful photo you have of your violin/viola young man

“You know. What’s up? So...”

That's why if you don't wanna hear the answer to your question then don't ask it. Just say hi instead.

@@UnReAlKenji BEEN stopped asking

@@UnReAlKenji i tried that and this how it goes "Hi" "Hi, how are ya" "Fine, how about yourself" And boom, I still get caught.

As I told my parents when I was a teenager, don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answer to

I walked outside to my neighbors guest. My dog barked at him so I apologized and shushed my dog who sat down for the show because this guy immediately started explaining who he was and why he was there. Like, what?

I didnt get it am i dumb?

@@poeniedoedel7768 the guy in the overalls and the person behind the hole in the wall are the same person

@@poeniedoedel7768 to follow up on peezy yes you are dumb

@@peterwagner958 you're such an asshole

@@highchair208 for calling a guy an idiot for not understanding a quite simple joke. Nah the guy is just dumb

What does he mean with this joke?

@@bloodhound000 no idea

@@bloodhound000 he’s saying like he’s special Ed so he’s not allowed to drive

@@skateboard0716 I thought he meant he was drunk or high or sumthing. Special ed makes more sense

@@bloodhound000 it's a better way to ask someone if they are r-worded.

I died laughing at that part, oh my God!!!!

I didmt understand what he meant..please explainn😣

@@aayushraka4240 The dude was the one who was going to blow him (store clerk)

@@aayushraka4240 he's the only other one there so that guy is obviously going to be the one doing it

Best working Japanese comic in the business

he has like 1000 podcast eps too, one of the best

@@aidanniland8848 Yeah if you dig his stand up, his podcast will probably do it for you too. He cohosts with his wife, who's also a comedian. Ir's one of the OG comedian-does-podcasts out there, and it's one of the biggest. I was listening to that shit in like 2011, back before podcasts were really a thing and when JRE was actually good.

@@murrothbro195 yeah i’m a huge ymh fan, definitely been overtaking jre with some of the new shit they come up with.

2 bears 1 cave is great

Now you're hooked. Funniest guy on the planet

Shit had me ROFL 😂😂

It takes 7 repetitions, on average, of hearing/reading information for it to sink into your long-term memory. So start listening to Tom on a regular basis (seven times minimum) and you will start to know his humor in your mind and soul.

Naw man you gotta make up your own jokes, he’s at a comedy show with hundreds of people who came just to see him, you’re talking to basically strangers who don’t know you

Believe me it works. I mean where I live we speak spanish so no one knows these comedians and I just translate the stories and people love it! I have some background in acting wich makes it easier.

Creepy

Get out the basement and get your own life experience

daaaaaaang!

He has a great podcast with his wife who is also a comedian it's called "your moms house" a lot raunchier and wild than his netflix stuff.

Check him out don't b stingy

His wife is pretty funny too

He's hilarious you gotta check out his overdose story

Wow are you in for hours of enjoyment

🤣🤣🤣🤜🤪🤣🤣

How is he underrated and underappreciated? Dude's one of the top comedians of this era.

i feel stupid after watching this. But not as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

Dave chapelle man. Might be the greatest ever.

12:50 Shrooms legit saved my life after the military. .....legalize nature.

Check out Jim Jefferies, some of his earlier stuff is hilarious, especially his airplane bit

@@SH4D0SKU11 oh ya he pushes boundaries like the best of them. JJ is great. He has one bit I cant seem to find again about him and another celebrity he doesn't name hooking up with some random ladies. It's pretty savage

He also has a beard, and still does the show without taking it off

He is spanish so I can see why he can speak it fluently

​@kingofkings4917 no he's Japanese

Enjoy, do it by order of upload aswell, it's a bell curve in quaility

Do you also tell strangers about your planned travels?

Ah I see the tough keyboard doucheballoons are out on KZfaq with their tough talk eminating from their lonely basements.

@@JcastroCFH yeah it sucks that nobody cares about you mate but chin up. Someone might wake up in a cold sweat and try to remember you.

@@JcastroCFH aw thanks pal. Don't be too overwhelmed, you may not have the energy to reply to some other user you care SO little about that you STILL find the time to tell them how much you don't care..

Oh have ewe?

You spelled ASSHOLE wrong

Jack Browning if they don’t, they won’t be following proto and therefore they’ll be doneeeeee

Ouch. Well played

😂🤣😅

I’m not sure who Christina is.

@@blakeharris58 his wife

@@blakeharris58 You obviously wear your jeans low and loose.

Spot on..the crowd laughs with him too

When DSL came out shit got REAL lol

I once had to go to a friend, who knew a guy, just for him to say "gotta go get it" we get there and then this dude says "Yea no problem. Gotta go get it first" that night had me so pissed off I didn't bother to get it 😅

keep em' high & tight mommy !

Judging by your proper grammar and articulate way of speak you'd adore his live show on YMH (his podcast)

where has he been, really..? you're talking about Tom Segura, one of the most well known comedians with stand up shows, netflix specials, podcasts... i'm guessing the world of stand up is not your homefield if you ask that

@WiLD CHiLD 😂🤣🤣 what is anything other than USA years. It’s Mayan calendar years 🤣🤣

Time well spent

The people in my country (Indonesia) does these small talks too. I can't handle them well because I always answered them seriously for a couple of minutes before realizing that they didn't really want to know where I'm going, where I'm from, and my analysis on the weather. 😅😅😅 I have Aspergers/ASD btw.

The British say, "Are you okay?" And that is American for, "You don't look like your day is going well. What's wrong? Can I help?"

@@LadyVoldemort Haha, me too! I usually have to guess based on how well I know them, if they keep looking at me after saying it...yeah, it takes a lot of brain thoughts and I'm only right 80% of the time. Also, it hasn't been called "Asperger's" since the DSM-V replaced the DSM-IV. It's all just ASD, and "high functioning" isn't a legit medical term, but high functioning autism expresses the same meaning

LCK also has "this was always my face" joke.

It's OK, I'm have mild autism and I do the same thing

Ok

@@BGrader you don't have autism

I feel ya bro... I may have Aspergers too.

Probably not. You just think that bc you want to seem weird for the internet.

Jim breuer the bomb in sears one. Watch it, hilarious

@@marilynnmena6940 I've seen that special. That's a great bit too

Are you purposely only faving comics that look like you

Great Show !!!

K

The same thing with Russians, man. We don't have a tradition of this "courteous" exchange between strangers, we just ignore them. It may seem harsh but, really, what are you trying to do with this question? You don''t REALLY want to know how I'm doing, so to us, Russians, it's just unnecessary. And the same goes for always smiling - we don't do that because we know that a normal person does not smile all the time - because they just can't be this happy ALL THE TIME - unless they're desperately trying to look likable. And if you do that, then you're just a fake, and I can't trust you. So why do you need to keep up this meaningless "courtesy" act, when you don't really give a shit about how the other person is actually doing? I personally think that if you don't care about someone, then you, out of simple human decency, shouldn't pretend to. What you're doing is just making yourself look good in your own eyes for not ignoring the person. But aren't you hypocritical for asking a question that you know you won't get an honest answer to? Wouldn't it be better if just didn't interact at all, if you don't know each other?

@Randy Lehey Thank you)) I should also mention that I've been to the USA myself, I've lived there for almost a year when I was 13, so I actually know what I'm talking about. And this "courtesy" bullshit is one of the things that hasn't changed in the last 20 years - I hated it then and I still hate it now. We may not smile as much in Russia, but at least we can tell when someone's genuine and when he's a fake. And I can tell you right now: ask anyone who's been to Russia and they will tell you that when you get past this "courtesy" crap and make friends with a Russian, you'll be treated with probably the greatest hospitality you've ever encountered in your life. And by the way, we may not smile at strangers, but most of us will gladly help one, especially a foreigner. Just don't fake-smile - we really appreciate honesty, so be sincere and you'll be treated accordingly.

@@mikegc36 love and live this. So true, for polish, ukrainian, and russian. No fake smiles get taken seriously here.

Oh that is great you have so much content to watch!! Lucky

You gotta watch the podcast man, ymh check it out

Yeah I feel like an idiot for passing up on this guy

Late

Same