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german engineering at its finest \[T]/

Maybe it's just been restored? They changed the battery compartment so it wouldn't be surprising if they made other fixes.

i guess my cherry board can last 80 years too...

Please note that this machine isn't very comlpicated and it uses real wires with great connection unlike the PCBs we have now. PCBs are really easy to damage. I'm not surprised that this can survive this long. Computers would last much longer if they were built like this, but they would be too big and inefficient. The only thing in that machine that needed to be replaced or charged was the battery because we didn't have and still don't perpetual motion machines.

Not to mention how many years it could of sat in that field

Omg stop subscribing now !

balanced like everything should be

It's a Christmas miracle!!

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+Ethan Ho XDD

well trump is passionate about making american lives better but i dont see u voting dude u vote trump now boi ;0

scarletrobin you answered my long haunting question of why i selectively listening to different voices with different attention!

Like the Germans and Nazis?

I was the #666 thumbs up, I now own your soul, have a nice day scarletrobin.(￣ω￣)

+Poockiy You need Cherry MX Blue

Yosua Petra I'm using Brown.

Buckling spring is the way to go then 😃

+Poockiy tactical click before it was cool

Someone needs to make Enigma machine ASMR.

I wish I could hit the laughter reaction instead of a thumbs up

What are you implying here?

@@farrellpurba2095 That Thomas Edison didn't invent the lightbulb and took the public credit for it

Creative Nothing I mean like... it’s just a fact at this point yet it isn’t corrected.

You don't know how much I laughed😂🤣🤣

Yes, the increase prospect of death tends to do that sometimes.

War is the mother of invention

Marcus Hendriksen I think it is "necessity", but yeah war is acceptable too

War and laziness are the parents of invention.

xXxJokerManxXx Oh wait, yeah you're right! Funny, I always thought it was "war" for some reason xD

Me too. Maybe try clipping retro classic switches or maybe do some serious click bar messing on THICC Clicks

EXACTLY!

IBM Model M keyboard pretty close.

Jim Geary Why?

@@user-sd6lg8lf5c Because the Poles where the first to get their hands on a machine; they took it apart and documented components, settings, etc. Then they built their own simulators called "bombas", mechanical computers; their mathematicians did the foundational work on breaking the code, finally completed in England. The Poles when through tremendous hardship to get this information to the allies.

@@amramjose They barely battled though and just got took over. They weren't really big components to the war. It would've looked similar without them.

@@amramjose as my comment above states, you are indeed correct, the Poles began making headway before the start of WW II. The main codebreakers who joined the Polish General Staff’s Cipher Bureau in Warsaw were Jerzy Rozycki, Henryk Zygalski, and Marian Rejewski. (plus the machine less one rotor was actually available to buy commercially some time in 1932 in the danish buisness newspapers as a means to encode private buisness deals and transactions, had the allies noticed this the whole enigma project would have been very different, maybe hitler would have vamped the machine up to another level of complexity as a consequence and the probable solution would have moved even further into an even more infinite improbability of solving, in that case, who knows, thats for a parallel reality world to solve not ours, luckily.) maneuvers

POLAND !

That would be impressive, I alone would have had to watch the video at least 147364 times, give or take a couple 😁

Bro really used lsd

that number is almost as big as the US federal debt

Yea it looks like a Katy Perry video

I am happy to see that at least someone remembers him; the knowledge about these hardworking men should be spread further.

How would Germany have won if enigma hadn't been broken???

He broke the machine?? What an asshole! That was for code breaking!!

@@boozecruiser Think... ,, through Enigma, the Allies obtained invaluable information about German military movements

Allies would've won either way.

Have you seen " imitation game " it's based on breaking enigma

The Polish, from memory, I believe, also built a decoder machine, but it became outdated as the Germans replaced their enigmas for newer more complex ones.

@@Poraqui The Polish Cypher Bureau did build several Bomba machines to help decrypt Enigma messages. However, the Germans made several changes to how they sent messages in 1939 that basically blew up their efforts. And then Poland got invaded by Germany and the USSR.

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Literally the comment I had intention to write. I guess you decoded me. Absolutely everything is true: watched it two years ago, just watched Imitation game, and returned to this vid just for the sake of it.

This movie lies about Enigma...

This video is ten times more interesting than the film. The film tells you literally nothing about the enigma and its mysteries.

Carl Mahnke depends what you like seeing. Story developed about this machine fascinates me as much as the machine itself.

How about a third time now?It's been 2 years

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for some reason i couldnt stop laughing

Why dose this have no comments

LOL

@Xtra Spice Mikey 17,576

Did factorials but this is too complex

Me too! I just paused because my brain at "we don't care about those 4 letters so we can divide by 6 factorial". :)

(25x25x25) + (1x1x1) 25³+1³ 17576

Indeed it was !

「S」 Cumberbatch's acting was brillian too

I hate Butterchick Cumondick, bad actor.

「S」 The same with me!!! LOL

「S」 It is an amazing film, but it's one of those movies that you can watch once. Some scenes are too painful to re-watch.

@James Marcus you can't just claim it as false unless you explain why, at least not if you want to be taken seriously.

Germans: *invent incredibly complex machine that is near indecypherable* USA: lets just speak another language lol

Sounds interesting. Any sources for the claims? OP and James?

There's a movie on it. It's called Windtalkers

@@firstlast4379 you can look up Navajo code talkers

another enigma

I hate it when they do these partial videos, and then you can’t find the second half because they gave it some different name. Fortunately, the second video, about the flaw, is listed in the show notes. Expand the description and it’s there.

@@FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker ^ Cheers!

The Nazis killed him before he could tell! 😳

The flaw is that a letter can never be transcribed as itself.

Smallest problem of all. People like me would have been around back then: Dänish-geborener deutscher mit starkem flair für Sprachen. And so, the translation part would probably take 1/1000 of the time it'd take to break the code.

+Troy Tribbiani vergib ihm, mein fruend. He is a modern person. lol

Es ist ein klein Problem lol

well even if translating it isn't much of a problem, it still is until you have someone available.

Chris Bandy PanzerKamphWagon, armoured battle car, tank

Breaking the Enigma Machine was a government-held secret. No one except the british secret services knew the code was broken. So for the british autorities, Mr. Turing was a simple military mathematician who was homosexual, and at that time, it was illegal. At least there was an official public apology towards Alan Turing in 2009 and in 2013, the Queen granted him with a posthumous pardon. Only sad thing is he wasn't alive anymore

The Poles originally broke the basic German Enigma code in 1933. In 1939 they handed their mathematical formulae to the Brits who realized its importance to them -- should they go to war with Germany. Breaking the CODE was NOT or EVER the PROBLEM . The problem was BREAKING IT FAST ENOUGH so that the information contained within the message would be of some use. All that changed with the arrival of Dr Alan Turing -- who managed to develop a MECHANICAL COMPUTER which speeded up the decryption process to within about 30 - 40 minutes. Turing was worth his weight in GOLD to the Brits. The only reason these hypocrites acknowledged his huge value was because of MODERN DAY PUBLIC OPINIUON and the people who WORKED AT BLETCHLEY PARK ---- OPENLY SPEAKING OUT. Otherwise Dr Turing & his superb contribution would have been conveniently forgotten. A bit like Diana -- Princess of Wales & the attitude of the ROYALS towards her. A typical case of BRITISH HYPOCRISY.

jbyeats loooooooooooooooooool omg thats hilarious.

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jbyeats Thank you for mentioning the Poles. Without Marjan Rejewski and his two colleagues, Turing has nothing to work with. I have no idea if he had done any early theoretical work in cracking the cipher, but the Poles did, and they typically get NO CREDIT. As a Pole this has angered me for years. :-)

Liono liony If that were your balance in your bank account you would crash the world economy and a lot of people would die(if you were to spend everything as fast as possible of course). Do you find that fascinating?

Chaosligend indeed.........hmm.......so all I need is that much cash......to bring about the end of the world?.......ill start taking donations!

Chaosligend couldn't u just share it out equally? no more rich/poor just everyone equals

Colm Rooney This is not how it works. You would crash world's economy either way. If you were to share it and to have everyone get the same amount of money, nobody wouldve been poor nor rich. There would be so much money that they would've just become useless. You've seen those pictures of germany after ww1? Their cash was worth, basically, nothing. They used to throw it in the furnace just to warm their house. A slice of bread costed about 2 carts of cash. So, what would happen is that people would drop money as they're not worth anything anymore, they would be worth less than paper that they're made of. People would just go back to the stone age where, the only way you could get grasp of food or items you didn't make yourself was to exchange those items for something equally valuable. As I said, a lot of people, such as lawyers or youtubers, the ones that basically don't make something physical, would die.

Chaosligend This is not how it works either. You have to take in account the fact that there are guys who "prints" the money by just pressing a button and the rest has to work (physically or intelectually) to get some. And nowdays you dont even need coinage or money printing to create money - you got numbers inside computers. So money only represents value as long as people do believes it. Only 10% of all amount of money on the world has something to do with real economy - the rest is a sort of whip in modern slavery. Remember Gaddafi's doubt about US$ real value? We all know how he ended up after he refused to accept money for Lybian's oil.

I like dirt Oh, I was unaware he was a professor. New to the channel. Still, it only took this one short video for me to learn so much.

+ltshep I easily learn more about science in 20-30 minutes of random videos and wikipedia articles than I do in science class

+ltshep Maybe you should pay more attention in class. I get a perfectly fine education here in America.

Back in high school, I switched schools and for the last two went to a different school. The teachers would literally just tell me to go to Khan Academy or whatever. They couldn't bother to teach it well enough but needed you to look it up later. What's the point of wasting 8 hours a day if you need to learn everything outside the classroom anyway?

ltshep this made so much sense all of a sudden

K just pauses my video

I did not know that, I wonder if there any Mathematicians from other countries whose work went unappreciated during the war.

Ive been finding a lot of 555s lately,what does it refer to?

+Combat King 0 i was thinking about it, and i'm trying to write some algorithms. I dont know if already exists on the web. but i'll try

Since 8-bit bytes have 256 values and we're working with 1024 values, we could take 5 bytes from a file at a time and divide the bits into 4 groups of 10. That'll give us 4 10-bit numbers which we can put through the algorithm. Once the 10-bit numbers have been encrypted, we split the bits back into 5 groups of 8 and then store the bytes in a new file.

+Combat King 0 got anywhere? This seems very interesting.

I might as well come clean - I've already written the program. It's a bit buggy and fails if there are any read only files involved, but I can fix these problems with enough time. Also it only works under Windows as I don't have any Linx / Mac OS / iOS / Android coding experience, but if you look for a program called Zero Encrypter 4 it does exactly what I've described.

+Combat King 0 Where's the code posted?

Based on what I read, the fourth rotor was to the left of the other three and did not move automatically as the message was encrypted or decrypted on different machines. It could however be manual rotated/set into different positions but naturally had to be identical on each machine. Its design was also different that the other three and could not be interchanged with them.

How dare !!

imran876339 hahaha made me crack up. But fock ya mate

I'd imagine this could have been some sort of a legal excuse as to how they got it so they could legally hold onto it following the war?

@@polarisraven5613 Because "spoils of war" isn't a legal argument?

@@adammullarkey4996 "legal" doesn't always mean something you can be proud of

@@juliuszkocinski7478 and lying is?

Possibly not anymore

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which part? and did you pay attention?

They went a little thin on the story.

Yeh I was super confused what’s going on. But I guess that would make the movie too technical

The first mathematicians who broke the Enigma were Polish mathematicians: Marian Rejewski, Henryk Zygalski and Jerzy Różycki

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The Poles broke the original enigma, not the upgraded version

AnHeC Yes they did the ground work, and designed the first "bombes" or simulators for predicting codes. These were destroyed when the 3 Poles left immediately following the fall of Poland. Turing build a better type of "bombe" but he in essence did stand on the Poles' shoulders so to speak. His own contributions were significant however there was a team of people working around the clock, it was not a one-person show.

+AnHeC Hey! Yes they broke the code, but after that the Germans changed the military grade enigma, the polish helped A LOT with the information about the old machine :) I think people should know this, and thanks for informing people on that! Scientia Potentia Est

+Dairenji Tix You are right, the Poles discovered the key to breakig it. They passed it on to the Brits.

@@Lucario340 exactly. People heard things but do not know the whole story. It's same as those who say Tesla invented the radio