16 Year Old On Tren - Cumbots, Brain Damage & Becoming Racist
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@elianderson2261 2 жыл бұрын
The racist outbursts, followed by trying to give money and food to minorities, is one of the funniest things I have ever heard
@Mindsetsandreps 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I lost it when I heard that part lmao
@ThatSpecificIndividual 2 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine that guy one day yelling at a black kid and calling him the N word then offering him to pay for his school lunch the next day.
@automato436 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThatSpecificIndividual 101 accidental bully on tren
@adamasx5303 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking cackled
@Jmeez69 Жыл бұрын
i spit my egg whites out 😂
@er9875 2 жыл бұрын
This kid did more research on how to build a cumbot than he did on tren
@reallifevegeta552 2 жыл бұрын
Got his priorities straight
@Daniel-dn7lk 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, wouldn't any teenager?
@Alex-mq6qi 2 жыл бұрын
Average juicehead sadly
@DrPepper-iy7vv Жыл бұрын
Also the drawings he put together are not impressive at all, he did the electronics equivalent of of assembling a 0 - 3 years age lego set. Op-amps etc are like the very, very basic circuits which are taught in school.
@non_brewed_condiment Жыл бұрын
@@DrPepper-iy7vv Yeah I thought the same thing. I build guitar pedals and I was so confused looking at that schematic. an op amp > resistor > ground = "Voice output from CPU" ?????
@mihirpotnis4210 3 жыл бұрын
As an Electronic Engineer, I can tell that he actually put effort into his "cumbot" because the math actually has some sense to it. To regulate the pulse he actually built a band-pass filter to filter other frequencies to keep it at 66bpm and the voice modulator was actually connected to a op amp. The symbols were ohms(for resistance) and microfarads(for capacitance). Honestly I'm just confused as to what the fuck was going on in his head or why does he have so much knowledge about electronics to begin with.
@alephnull423 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao what the fuck
@freshrockpapa-e7799 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts... I guess he just copied it without having any understanding of how these circuits work.
@charlieglynn8527 3 жыл бұрын
That’s fuckin crazy
@pullt 3 жыл бұрын
I rate this comment 3.5 mSv out of 5 kPa
@ToolforOffice 3 жыл бұрын
@@freshrockpapa-e7799 what? Copied that from where? Lol
@goode.110 3 жыл бұрын
Storyteller: beats up drug dealer, steals his girl, gets rich. Derek: Mhm yeah. Storyteller: I used Wikipedia Derek: LIKE FUCKING NO DUDE
@renegadezen7841 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha best comment
@SmallFry01 Жыл бұрын
lol
@ghionbezie Жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@generalconsensus2518 10 ай бұрын
hahahahahaa
@coocoo112 2 жыл бұрын
As a wise man once said "Life is just an infinite cycle of bouts of racism and giving money to minorities at school"
@seanmatthewking Жыл бұрын
Money and food
@keineangabe894 Жыл бұрын
Bro I just laughed my ass off so loudly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dripjohnson Жыл бұрын
Dude was wacked
@ronnie7100 3 ай бұрын
He needs to be on test blockers at this point 😂
@TeamYouphoric 3 жыл бұрын
You can always count on 16-year olds to make well-informed decisions.
@greninjaplayz6833 3 жыл бұрын
U didnt even watch the vid
@zachwein 3 жыл бұрын
@@greninjaplayz6833 by the time you watch the video, your chances of top comment are zero
@kristijandimovski410 3 жыл бұрын
@@greninjaplayz6833 To be fair he could've read the reddit post, it's 2 days old.
@gloriouscontent3538 3 жыл бұрын
@Eternal Energy Why are you linking your ankle workout? What's the relevance?
@TeamYouphoric 3 жыл бұрын
@@greninjaplayz6833 "began experimenting with PEDs after winning my first high school powerlifting meet at age 16." Does that seem like a well-informed decision?
@theonlypoliticalpundit.1474 3 жыл бұрын
“becoming racist” 💀💀 that shit is so funny to me
@lololo-jh6yw 3 жыл бұрын
And trying to compensate by donating money to minorities at school to feel better about himself 😂💀 That guy was a fucking mess
@nateking8259 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao this part got me
@Ultrajamz 3 жыл бұрын
@@lololo-jh6yw thats reddit for you.
@nephilimninjaofnibiru2907 3 жыл бұрын
I do that all Natty.
@voborny 3 жыл бұрын
@@nephilimninjaofnibiru2907 yeah this is like a normal Tuesday for me
@10oz10 3 жыл бұрын
These stories are starting to make me think that tren is closer to a recreational drug than an anabolic steroid, like a combination of Ritalin and meth
@sticklebacketienne 3 жыл бұрын
A lot of people use steroids recreationally. I’d argue that most old fat guys in the gym blasting test looking all red and bloated use it recreationally. They might kid themselves into thinking they use it as a PED but their training and diet shows they don’t care about performance
@jigglybandito9505 3 жыл бұрын
@fortnite4201 x it helps you think clearer maybe but what that video meant with testosterone makes effort feel good. Meaning it makes going through hard part or the process of something extremely difficult actually FEEL good. So pretty much you’re dealing with stress better. Best example is the sheer will and difficult it takes to push up a last hard set it’s not necessarily fun but it just feels good.
@jigglybandito9505 3 жыл бұрын
@Jo Jo testosterone or trt is not neurotoxic.
@kelainefes 3 жыл бұрын
@fortnite4201 x I think snorting MDMA is less neurotoxic than eating it as you bypass first pass and get less of a metabolite that is responsible for some of the negative sides.
@stain4128 3 жыл бұрын
@fortnite4201 x i hope your just some 12 year old fortnite kid lying if not then that's not a good thing your gonna end up on the streets addicted to crack
@tylerhamilton9056 3 жыл бұрын
Brah these titles be getting more and more outrageous
@crazycjk 3 жыл бұрын
Next video: TREN - Laurel Hubbard Awakens, alternative title From Zero To Hero
@thatguypeak 3 жыл бұрын
"Riding the bus to meet fat girls on tren" is gonna be hard to top. Hands down best title on any YT video ever
@gopp5413 3 жыл бұрын
And they are becoming more and more of reality
@enmarzz 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep it real
@mr.monitor. 3 жыл бұрын
Auntie momma agrees. Outrageous!
@Checkmate777 Жыл бұрын
First time in a while I actually laughed out loud when he was talking about winning and then saying he was competing against a handicapped kid
@madv6715 Жыл бұрын
That makes it even more impressive. Retard strength is real my bro
@michaelgracz5989 3 жыл бұрын
Derek - MK677, obviously a ghrelin receptor agonist Me - Yes, obviously
@gerardford9706 3 жыл бұрын
Im personally more of an AK 47 type of guy
@shivamsrivastava6312 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@jeremycorse8967 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yea
@evergreenrider 3 жыл бұрын
@@gerardford9706 i prefer the M193
@UrbanMatts 2 жыл бұрын
@@evergreenrider 😂😂
@AustinMar 3 жыл бұрын
These need to be animated by somebody. That would be huge.
@ivana9600 3 жыл бұрын
19yo GH presenting now in emergency room Tren-conscious
@oskarklingest5682 3 жыл бұрын
Brooo
@CaPnBaLlBaG 3 жыл бұрын
@@ivana9600 blood work shows he has hypotrenemia. Low tren presence in blood.
@anmolgurjar5037 3 жыл бұрын
I'm working on that😭😭😭
@xxxgpakos6237 2 жыл бұрын
Omg someone please do it lets fund this shit
@adamdemp2375 3 жыл бұрын
Trenbaloney sandwich = bad Testosteroni pizza = good
@tylerwill5250 3 жыл бұрын
Are decaloni burritos ok?
@CPER-sb5eo 3 жыл бұрын
Nirvana sad 😥
@hysepal 3 жыл бұрын
sarmwich???
@lazylad9538 3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerwill5250 if you want long term shutdown sure!
@deadbodybaby1 2 жыл бұрын
@@tylerwill5250 you’re gonna fking go into exogenous hormone induced suppression dude !
@jubzyt 3 жыл бұрын
Derek is so polite. Correcting his tone mid video and clarifying. Wholesome
@starrider6590 3 жыл бұрын
he's canadian
@gregtucker417 3 жыл бұрын
Uh.. he's a normal dude. Not everyone is a stupid scumbag.
@jubzyt 3 жыл бұрын
@@gregtucker417 because that’s exactly what I was implying bro you caught me
@gregtucker417 3 жыл бұрын
@@jubzyt 🙂
@gregtucker417 3 жыл бұрын
@@jubzyt You're right. I just got off 6 years of methadone maintenance, I wasn't all there. I apologize.
@matthewlandin5892 3 жыл бұрын
this guy loaded up on tren after he beat two other people in his PL weight class, one of which was handicapped. am i reading that right?
@qcthesxientist 3 жыл бұрын
No he started using test after beating the handicapped kid but his gyno got so bad that a girl noticed it so he then had to switch to tren.
@Skadongle 3 жыл бұрын
@@qcthesxientist reading it in this way makes it sound so funny
@savagebuilder4264 2 жыл бұрын
I think he was mentally handicapped?
@aw2584 Жыл бұрын
@@qcthesxientist"so he had to switch to tren" Idk why but this made me laugh out loud
@CameronEarlyMusic 3 жыл бұрын
" I would sometimes punch the air like a anime character." Dead
@DFunct905 2 жыл бұрын
Hadouken! Hadouken!
@cameronspence4977 2 жыл бұрын
Actually going super saiyan in real life
@soldadodecristo8037 3 ай бұрын
😂
@VigorousSteve 3 жыл бұрын
Cringe-face Derek is my favorite MPMD KZfaq Thumbnail Expression
@christiancampbell-sanderso5998 3 жыл бұрын
I personally like the micro needling hat wearing Derek.
@matthewgratson6864 3 жыл бұрын
ily steve
@Br0nzeBar0n 3 жыл бұрын
STEVE
@aguy4124 3 жыл бұрын
Heyyy steeeeeeve
@macktheripper7454 3 жыл бұрын
Vigorous “where the fuck is my chicken” Steve .. hey bro hope life is treating you well
@goblinsharky Жыл бұрын
The “4” symbol you mentioned is actually the Greek letter γ (gamma) which in this case represents the gold ratio. My man was trying to relate the golden ratio to why sex feels good as well as relating the golden ratio to hip size and mouth size. He clearly listened to one math class and started randomly applying the concept everywhere lmao
@oscarriley9265 Жыл бұрын
No, it's genius
@octagon3759 Жыл бұрын
yeah I have a suspicion tren made him go manic
@Kieran.Walsh. 3 жыл бұрын
As a 16 year old, watching this video just made me feel like Albert fucking Einstein.
@manman-yv1lb 3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@gerardford9706 3 жыл бұрын
Are you related to Keiran Lee?
@barney2159 3 жыл бұрын
For real, stupid kids. There was a dude who took tren at 14 years old, kids nowadays jump on the hardest stuff so early on. I used to run only test and anadrol at that age.
@M4XXXXXXXX 3 жыл бұрын
@@barney2159 lamo
@briank1263 3 жыл бұрын
Using a series parallel circuit diagram... that's electrical engineering.
@TRoninYT 3 жыл бұрын
It's been too long since daddy delts read me a trentime story. Good way to relax after work
@kirbyolsen5941 3 жыл бұрын
Delt daddy Derek coming in clutch with this one
@SwallowMySoupBowl 3 жыл бұрын
16 yr olds on tren should vote 🗳
@MostafaElSakari 3 жыл бұрын
@fortnite4201 x yes
@robpaulson6568 3 жыл бұрын
A new age of natural looking teenagers in tren.The civilisation has come a full circle.
@stevet7223 3 жыл бұрын
@fortnite4201 x John McAfee would win from the dead...
@nathanielalaburgDelhi 3 жыл бұрын
they did look where America is now jk Biden didn't get 80 million votes lmaooooooo
@lambdacode1503 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevet7223 McAfee didn't $WHACKD himself
@Gyokan7 3 жыл бұрын
This story inspired me to go on a tren binge, thanks Derek.
@chainyrabbit 2 жыл бұрын
I had a similar thing happen to me after reading the singer of the Chili Peppers autobiography
@chainyrabbit 2 жыл бұрын
@Dingleberry Mcdinglepants there was a lot of heroin stories in it
@chainyrabbit 2 жыл бұрын
@Dingleberry Mcdinglepants massive drug addict in different directions
@bobshenix 2 жыл бұрын
@@chainyrabbit LOL
@cordlefhrichter1520 2 жыл бұрын
@@chainyrabbit Same, actually. (Well, technically, I was already IV'ing cocaine and heroin when I read the book)
@braelynnkameltow9430 3 жыл бұрын
This channel is the greatest thing to happen to KZfaq fitness. Watching this channel grow from 2016 till now is insane.
@Kordon87 3 жыл бұрын
I was a fan but now I'm a whole air conditioner.
@victorjimenez7213 3 жыл бұрын
I love these tren stories. I can’t get enough of them. The funny part is that 80% of us don’t do roids
@averagejoe1255 2 жыл бұрын
I do all the roids
@isaack4046 2 жыл бұрын
95% lol
@adanperez648 2 жыл бұрын
I do all the roids but don't work out, is that goood???
@lambdafitness877 2 жыл бұрын
@@adanperez648 Should be fine - just eat chicken Breast with broccoli 4 times a day and sleep like 2 hrs max and you will look like chef rush
@molecularmage5443 2 жыл бұрын
doing steroids is literally retarded as fuck unless you’re a true professional athlete
@WVRLORD 2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t fail, he has a promising future in the “Cumbot” production field 😂😭
@tackytrooper Жыл бұрын
It's an important field, the proportion of guys getting laid is the worst it's ever been.
@EfBEye888 3 жыл бұрын
This new generation kills me man. Why can’t you just acquire brain damage from snorting Percocet in high school like the rest of us 🤦🏻
@PRS-qh5jf 3 жыл бұрын
Cause percocet is wayyy harder to get these days.
@tylerwill5250 3 жыл бұрын
Yea percs gone. Not even people getting serious surgery gettn anything more than hydro or 3 days worth.
@spaceghostwest-coast3289 3 жыл бұрын
I did it the og way with head trauma and deliriant abuse
@greasyweeb 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize this was such a common shared experience.
@Cbd_7ohm 2 жыл бұрын
Snorting percocet makes(literally 325-500mg acetaminophen per pill with almost no oxycodone) no sense and opiates are relatively safe unless you take way too much.
@Acheron666 3 жыл бұрын
I think the dude had lost it, way before the cumbot situation 😂😂😂😂. Imagine being at that dudes high school, getting a load of racial abuse from him for weeks, then he starts randomly giving you money and food in between the racist outbursts……I bet there was a lot of confused people at the dudes school 🤣🤣.
@aliffiyaalhani5050 3 жыл бұрын
This is the sequel of the "Tren : The Movie"
@v_eh 3 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏
@JustSomeGuy63 3 жыл бұрын
It takes place in an alternate timeline actually
@basedkaiser5352 3 жыл бұрын
@@JustSomeGuy63 a spin-off then ?
@theghost1681 3 жыл бұрын
Prequel
@breakupgoogle 3 жыл бұрын
Tren 2 electric boogaloo
@jordanmckie1540 3 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, there's other ways to accumulate brain damage without doing TREN.
@goncalo1485 3 жыл бұрын
Does weed cause brain damage. I have heard people saying that our brain is fully developed by age 25 and people shouldn't smoke weed before that, is that true?
@9core 3 жыл бұрын
@@goncalo1485 you have a much higher risk of developing schizophrenia if you start smoking weed in your teens
@goncalo1485 3 жыл бұрын
@@9core good to know. Me and my friends (5 people total) smoke a blunt together like twice a week when we are drinking, do you think that's enough to fuck up my brain? Should I completely stop? Cause if I should I can u only do it for the fun of it
@notsosilentobserver4122 3 жыл бұрын
@@goncalo1485 from the way you are speaking. It sound like you are neurotic about a blunt and should just stay away from weed til you are more composed and older.
@kungfuman82 3 жыл бұрын
@@9core that's bullshit. Leif Erikson told me so when we were cleaning my house.
@bergeracvandamme 3 жыл бұрын
In an almost Pavlovian conditioning reaction, I've come to associate "Supguysdearik, moreplatesmoredatesdahtcahm" as the precursor to top-tier audiovisual content.
@nigerianprincewithaids 3 жыл бұрын
These tren stories are like a Martin Scorsese film with it starting normal then it gets crazy and ends with them regretting their decisions living out the rest of their life laying low
@DetectiveTrupo203 10 ай бұрын
Trenfellas
@gustavoalmanza2673 3 ай бұрын
@@DetectiveTrupo203The Wolf of Tren Street
@jopo7996 3 жыл бұрын
A lot of your videos involve the same subject matter. I'm definitely noticing a tren.
@yourdaddy.956 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I see what you did there. Very clever bud. Mad props.
@92ireland92 3 жыл бұрын
Derek owns a beef farm. He gets pharma grade Tren delivered in 55gallon drums from his sponsor for giving Tren shout outs
@thecount4903 3 жыл бұрын
Boooo.
@Waffle_6 2 жыл бұрын
laughing crying emoji
@cordlefhrichter1520 2 жыл бұрын
trend*, but good point though. He seems to cover steroid topics a lot.
@r.t.hannah9575 3 жыл бұрын
28:50 truly the scribblings of a tortured genius.
@extrude22 3 жыл бұрын
This story is so insane that it could not have been made up.
@sigmundsigma6888 2 жыл бұрын
Reality is stranger than fiction
@tackytrooper Жыл бұрын
I mean he has pictures and schematics to back it up, so obviously *something* happened.
@BruchoSindicate Жыл бұрын
@@tackytrooper well his schematics looks freshly drawn though
@TheprogresBMX 3 жыл бұрын
It’s surprisingly not hard to believe a 16 year old got impatient and didn’t do the proper research on chemical compunds🤷🏻♂️
@paynekaufmann403 3 ай бұрын
dude took tren and became based
@vanderdik7185 3 жыл бұрын
Injecting oliveoil? That's some Ramsey stuff here
@benhayslip8421 3 жыл бұрын
*stabs harpoon into ventro glute* olive oil… IN
@GaugeMe43 3 жыл бұрын
Only something the Synthol Saint could get away with.
@krste3000 3 жыл бұрын
Its pronounced oiiveool
@sportingtm3979 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@123495734 3 жыл бұрын
Olivoil
@awesomerthanyoutim20 3 жыл бұрын
30:00 this kid isn’t lying, thats a circuit diagram at the bottom for an actual functional PWM circuit (pulse width modulation) at 66 bps. He did his math…
@rustyray420 2 жыл бұрын
He probably looked up a 66bpm circuit diagram and copied lmao
@savagebuilder4264 2 жыл бұрын
What's a pwm circuit
@sleep3417 2 жыл бұрын
@@rustyray420 No shit bro, he's 16 at that point, do you think he sounds like such a genius in his post that he would invent that?
@mehyeah2931 2 жыл бұрын
@@sleep3417 just to clarify in case someone thinks this dude has brain cells 🤣
@IncredibleMrFoxx 3 жыл бұрын
And it all started with dude beating a mentally handicap homie at power lifting. Now just imagine what he would have done if he had lost 🧐
@erikpaulsanchez4876 2 жыл бұрын
Femboy era
@jooot_6850 Жыл бұрын
@@erikpaulsanchez4876 the good ending
@oscarriley9265 Жыл бұрын
@@jooot_6850 no, blasting tren is infinitely better
@jooot_6850 Жыл бұрын
@@oscarriley9265 more tren more men
@Hi-cu2vx 3 жыл бұрын
I really hope this becomes a trilogy
@moustachio334 2 жыл бұрын
When I started weight training at 17, my dad warned me that steroids are a waste until I finish puberty. That was proper father son advice.
@tahj420 2 жыл бұрын
Derek is such a bro man, just dishing out so much advice and encouragement. Just like the workout bros from Mob Psycho. True bro man 😭
@theACGam3rImaGam3r 3 жыл бұрын
I could not stop laughing when Derek would laugh, absolutely contagious
@splash3572 3 жыл бұрын
Bro what’s your profile pic and background? Shits 🔥
@theACGam3rImaGam3r 3 жыл бұрын
@@splash3572 AHHHH, I didn't even realize I have all my old anime stuff up. Might be time to retire the pfp and background
@cyberopticgunner8977 3 жыл бұрын
@@theACGam3rImaGam3r do you fam, I have never changed this pfp or my steam profile since middle school
@theACGam3rImaGam3r 3 жыл бұрын
@@cyberopticgunner8977 I haven't either, this pfp is from the first time I watched cowboy bebop
@dexterrobertson6582 2 жыл бұрын
This shit is so dam funny that I added it to my laugh medicine folder which consists of solely of clips that make me loose it every time. At the 29:00 mark when Derek is reading the "blueprint specs" every time he starts laughing I do as well, guaranteed 😆. Its good to get a good ole side-splittin, stomach cramping laugh from time to time.
@hussainattai4638 3 жыл бұрын
Teenagers using tren, should be called “Treens”
@amanthattellsthetruth9792 3 жыл бұрын
man ... stfu ...
@shamar8068 3 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@macktheripper7454 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@hussainattai4638 3 жыл бұрын
@@amanthattellsthetruth9792 lmao
@dotkom1234 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@danielbustillos1925 3 жыл бұрын
42 minutes of Supraphysiological levels of entertainment
@connorkinsley1810 3 жыл бұрын
Just think, the guys that make these amazing essays about their steroid use, would get an a+ in almost every class
@spaceghostwest-coast3289 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe in creative writing
@unoriginal1086 Жыл бұрын
what school do you go to that would be like a 75 probably
@anab0lic 3 жыл бұрын
2 years of tren abuse messed up my cognitive function pretty bad (mostly due to lack of sleep I believe) the good news is you can recover if you create the right environment to enable your brain to do so.
@filthyvibes4768 3 жыл бұрын
I’m seriously considering dropping Tren and replacing it with nandrolone to improve my sleep quality. The only way I can get a goodnight of rest nowadays is either slamming sleeping pills or stuffing my stomach full of food before bed
@Predator517 3 жыл бұрын
I tried tren enth for 2 weeks and just stopped, that shit sucks, I didn't respond as well to it muscle wise as I did sides wise. I have no idea how you guys do shit like this, tren made me hate my life lol.
@ogdenville 3 жыл бұрын
Can these get more insane? I'm not sure I wanna know...
@moredatesmorefiber3526 3 жыл бұрын
yea people are dumb
@Isaiah_McIntosh 3 жыл бұрын
Sure some guys have died. The way these guys act on the shit I'm shocked people haven't pulled up on them.
@roygonzalez8924 3 жыл бұрын
I need a “Like Fucking No, Dude” award.
@genuinejustin6269 3 жыл бұрын
@Derek so the pinning of oils for relief of having no Tren is actually a common thing among addicts. Heroin users will find whatever they can to inject into their veins at times of having no black (aka Heroin) because mentally the "act" of injecting ALSO becomes an addiction. You're looking at it as not being a usual side effect of Tren however the main problem is he's now an addict. I've known Heroin addicts to inject water or old used cottons when they've had no Heroin.
@jigglybandito9505 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the ritual.
@genuinejustin6269 3 жыл бұрын
@@jigglybandito9505 Correct.
@jigglybandito9505 3 жыл бұрын
@@genuinejustin6269 cigarettes smokers go through it as well. I did a little when quitting.
@freshrockpapa-e7799 3 жыл бұрын
Except that one thing has nothing to do with the other... Heroin users find relieve in injecting water because they have conditioned themselves (like Pavlov's dogs) to getting pleasure from injecting heroin. This isn't the case with tren, you don't get pleasure from pinning steroids so you can't be conditioned to enjoy the ritual lmao.
@Mardukson 3 жыл бұрын
@@freshrockpapa-e7799 the dude wrote "he got relief/pleasure from vanity pin" (paraquote), which fits the definition. Could be completely different underlying "brain function" though (who has data on such stuff??)
@ewamanda 3 жыл бұрын
Derek I want to thank you; I'm 32 and I feel like I've ruined a lot of my future but you made me think different. Thanks buddy. I've been watching you for a while and I honestly look up to you as a role model.
@jakepoff6431 3 жыл бұрын
I’m mind blown 16-17 year olds are using gear not even a year into lifting I swear when I started lifting at 21-22 I was making huge gains the first year through 4th year the first year or two I made gains better than being on gear ⚙️
@kirbyolsen5941 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah cause you make less gains every year because you’re getting closer to your body’s limit on creating muscle
@vinnybyrne09 3 жыл бұрын
I made about the same gains in the first 6 months as in the next 3 years.
@nokonotwane775 3 жыл бұрын
Bring back the sauna.
@patrickbateman4541 3 жыл бұрын
#saunagate
@ABDALLAH42069 3 жыл бұрын
literally unwatchable without it
@immersivecomics1603 3 жыл бұрын
#releasethesaunacut
@frododiddledeebipedybopedy9840 3 жыл бұрын
Contrary to popular belief, it's actually relatively easy to achieve hypertrophy when training the racism muscle.
@LongPointLevi 3 жыл бұрын
Your content is second to none. You’re now keeping me awake as I drive back to Texas from Chicago. This stuff is great for driving, it keeps my brain super engaged.
@bh5817 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a huge drive
@doeeyes2 2 жыл бұрын
I travel often from Toronto to New York and also listen to MPMD on the way... and ive never done steroids. Just a chick that enjoys lifting. These stories are my fave.
@jaredingram8988 3 жыл бұрын
I was mid sip on my pre-workout when he hit the racism part and viciously spat it everywhere from how ridiculous it sounded😂🤭
@BRUCEYBOY 2 жыл бұрын
The cumbot drawings made me bust out in laughter I haven't had in a long time
@mattkershaw2249 Ай бұрын
Bust….hahaha good one
@user-js9qb7hz5e 3 жыл бұрын
Derek's RC circuit analysis sounds like his emoji explanations
@jenny127832 3 жыл бұрын
More than half of the stuff you talk about doesn’t even apply to me but you still make learning about literally anything interesting enough to still tune in for every upload.
@SOcrispyproductions 2 жыл бұрын
Literally same, i am not his target audience AT ALL... But he is interesting to listen too
@logynbrown7068 2 жыл бұрын
same
@davidlane6758 3 жыл бұрын
The weird symbol that looks like a 4 is Phi, or the Fibonacci number, the irrational number on which the "golden ratio" is based. It is actually involved in a lot of recurrent patterns and growth functions in nature. Fascinating stuff, but the way it is used here is irrational in a totally different sense. Those "schematics" could be used in a PSA entitled "This is Your Brain on Tren." 😂
@thegripguy9696 3 жыл бұрын
4 is not a Fibonacci number, the fibonacci sequence is 0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55...fib(n-1)+fib(n-2)
@freshrockpapa-e7799 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegripguy9696 who said 4 is a Fibonacci number? Xd
@thegripguy9696 3 жыл бұрын
@@freshrockpapa-e7799 oh, looks like i might have read the post wrong. i thought david lane was claiming it was.
@chaunceyloveshack9530 2 жыл бұрын
yea it's definitely a half decent understanding of the math mixed with delusional mumbo jumbo
@Miiike 3 жыл бұрын
Tren takes another one 😂😂
@mackredenbarger 3 жыл бұрын
Litterally in a mental prison... and for what??? In the end no one gives a shit how big or small you are... it’s you trying to be better than the day before. Vanity is so bitter sweet. The older I get the more I realize how important cardio is over anything.
@kookoo9235 3 жыл бұрын
Haven't gotten rid of vanity with age but cardio has definitely come up on my priorities.
@AndrejaPotic 3 жыл бұрын
Dereks retroactive tren rage at the mention of Bitchute is absolutely priceless
@Dracula_sb 3 жыл бұрын
F for bitchute
@gackhuhn4868 3 жыл бұрын
What is witch bitchute?
@bluepump933 3 жыл бұрын
what happened with bitchute??? i notice he mentions it oddly in the outros
@r3cker 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the video yet I just have to say holy shit that thumbnail lmaoooo super physiological levels of bruh momentoing
@Paul-vb4mn 3 жыл бұрын
Derick: Who would go to Wikipedia as their first resource? Every Highschool and college kid ever: .......
@terminaldeity 3 жыл бұрын
I fear for our future
@T..C..M 3 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia was my go to, the chem info is very accurate and in-depth Edit: I'm 33 and still go straight to wiki if I just want the technical info on a chemical.
@simdog1502 3 жыл бұрын
@@T..C..M seriously, nothing wrong with wiki you just have to have enough common sense to know what you should or should not look for on there
@blackroute1527 3 жыл бұрын
As research tool for general information but not for "how to" advice
@HANKHILLPROPANEARLEN 3 жыл бұрын
Better than going to some fucking forum or KZfaq as your initial source.
@temetnosce17 3 жыл бұрын
Derek needs to hire Paulytoon, the guy that does JRE Toons, to animate these stories lol
@UdiIsReal Жыл бұрын
Watching Derek (together with his delts) attempting to decypher any electrical diagram gives me a much needed feeling of supperiority, given how small of a grasp i have on his usual subjects. Live on, great dude. LVF (1uF lol) for life!!
@audreyazwell Жыл бұрын
I've never taken gear and don't plan to but this channel is awesome lol I'm totally hooked to this content fr. I just started getting into fitness/lifting and this is blowing my mind lol Always knew I'd never mess with the stuff but this channel has absolutely solidified that. Not throwing shade at anyone that uses it, just sayin it's definitely not for me lol I'm naturally a fiery guy, I'd probably be the worst candidate for using gear 😂
@chainyrabbit 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when coming off heroin, I used to inject things like water/paracetamol/etc just to easy my mind. There is an obsession with needle use that can be mentally addictive. The ritual of cooking up and then sticking a pin in your vein is hard to cut off cold turkey
@voborny 3 жыл бұрын
As far as the legitimacy of this, it wouldn't surprise me. The stories you'll find in anyone who wanted more for themselves can get wiiild. Truth is Stranger than Fiction.
@FatTonyMaranzano Жыл бұрын
The drawings are the scribblings of a mad man 😂
@rikmcdik6662 2 жыл бұрын
On god I believe this could happen to a teen on tren. Teens already are prone to making extreme decisions based on emotions. Add an addictive personality to that with tren and you’re about to see a crazy show. I met a 19 year old who ended up being in a mental hospital for a month over a similar mindset and actions.
@shaneloveridge8349 3 жыл бұрын
How u only chuckled a few times is amazing, I was laughing my arse off this entire time. Great bed story time
@nxkzofficial 3 жыл бұрын
Are these stories even real they sound insane
@alephnull423 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently the electronic equations make sense
@cartoonhanks1708 3 жыл бұрын
@@ivoryking509 99% of reddit posts are made up. The swamps of degoba has tons of inconsistencies. Most of the top redditors have got banned for comment botting. Its easily manipulatable.
@PlumberWRX 6 ай бұрын
no
@nxkzofficial 6 ай бұрын
@@PlumberWRX 2 years too late buddy
@atrumluminarium 3 жыл бұрын
We need to clip Derek reading electronics and equations it's hilarious 🤣
@zanefray924 3 жыл бұрын
When I was 18/19 I had a similar depressed attitude to this guy, wish I had papa Derek to give me a good talking to 😂 chin up bros it always gets better
@_faultee_ Жыл бұрын
Some addicts who shoot up drugs get physical and psychological symptoms right before and after shooting up literally anything. You can totally get hooked to the habit of it. As a person who did drugs for a few years in the early 2010s I know this first hand. I believe he shot up oil in his psychosis. Even after being off drugs for over 10 years, seeing people shoot up in documentaries, movies, or even in the streets of NY it effects me. Drugs are insane, literally.
@a.d1775 10 ай бұрын
very true; i was snorting quite alot of ketamine during one period of my life(british). when i ran out, i would get this crazy feeling of just needing more. i found some random powder on my desk, thought fuck yeah. felt weird, but i just wanted it to be drugs. ended up realising it was literal cashew nut dust from the cashews i was eating. weirdly enough, i felt kinda high. ur brain gets used to that behaviour illiciting a response, so when you do that behavior again even if it isn't the original compound, you still feel relief and endorphins from it.
@a.d1775 10 ай бұрын
its even more true with injections
@robg4238 3 жыл бұрын
Story time with Derek is more entertaining than primetime tv.
@Dak1549 10 ай бұрын
Those diagrams are the greatest schizoposts of all time.
@exonut2477 10 ай бұрын
Death muscle is just beautiful
@kl_d1442 Жыл бұрын
The symbol in the cumbot-equation is the Greek letter “phi” which stands for the golden ratio
@Son.of.Saturn Жыл бұрын
The golden shower ratio
@dante_55_48 3 жыл бұрын
‘φ’ is the Greek letter for ‘F’ pronounced ‘phi’. Basically in Ancient Greece they had figured out that this number 1.618…. is the so called ‘golden mean’ and it’s been used extensively in stuff like music and architecture. Oh also, when he says ‘the incident’ I’m pretty sure he means the time when he injected olive oil
@SoberAF83 3 жыл бұрын
29:30 okay, I literally laughed harder at the way Derek is describing this than I have in a long long time. Thank you. Just fucking, thank you.
@milansmith8431 3 жыл бұрын
My goodness. This title is on another level *laughing crying face*
@donactdum6635 2 жыл бұрын
I’m 17 and so happy everyday when I think about how well informed I am thanks to the internet and reliable sources. Anyone else out there who’s young plz stay natty no matter what!
@savagebuilder4264 2 жыл бұрын
(Reads comments) (proceeds to shoot up)
@reallifevegeta552 2 жыл бұрын
@@savagebuilder4264 Needle up my glute as im writing this
@khronicganjaofoz5070 2 жыл бұрын
Nah man I must get gainz as fast as possible
@owlperformance2147 3 жыл бұрын
The "four"or weird symbol is phi, the greek letter "f". It significates here the Golden number (1,680339...) which is used to determinate rhe golden ratio, proportions that we find in nature and are supposed to be the most beautiful. Painters and sculptors used this number in their creations. I guess our mechanic wanted to design a cumbot with the most beautiful proportions, Da Vinci would be proud
@matthewjefferys1855 3 жыл бұрын
The golden ratio is 1.618... 1.680339... is the supergolden ratio
@nickromano7441 3 жыл бұрын
Derek’s face in the thumbnail is goofy asf 😭
@scazscaz1348 3 жыл бұрын
Why is him using Wikipedia so far fetched? 😂 It's such a common site for anything else so why not use it for gear too
@blackroute1527 3 жыл бұрын
You ever been on Wikipedia? Its great for general Information about a topic but there are no tutorials/Tips on how to supplement or do things...
@tuanboy1407 3 жыл бұрын
Also not highly accurate, for example look up PYY ( in Germany) below it is stated that it upregulates fsh and lh, without any source While there is a study for this kind of upregulation, but was only seen in mice and not in humans ( i can state the source, but I don’t have it on my mind right now )
@jiwachhetri4165 3 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia is not reliable 💀. anyone can write anything. infact, when we were kids, we used to modiy our school's Wikipedia page and roast our teachers
@WhiteBoyTariq 2 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia is correct 99%of the time, and there are dedicated editors who fact-check every article. And you have to show sources too. @@jiwachhetri4165
@zusty9589 2 жыл бұрын
@@WhiteBoyTariq Lol, 'fact-checkers'
@VinnyDubs Жыл бұрын
This had me dying laughing hahaha 😂 “thinking of badass names to call myself” “giving money to the poor” this dude was going thru it.
@primobolanmagazine5571 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Ted Bundy if he had used Tren as a teen.
@CesarSbaTwd 3 жыл бұрын
Tren bundy
@slyose6154 3 жыл бұрын
The best creative writing subreddit
@J-tu2pb Жыл бұрын
From the mentally challenged opponent, racist outbursts and trying to make up for it to the Cumbot all hade me dying
@snaxman 3 жыл бұрын
35:05 best part of the video "laughs crying emoji twice"
@musashimiyamoto8998 3 жыл бұрын
This dude was definitely studying electrical engineering during his tren cycle lmfao
@CamberFitness 3 жыл бұрын
“Ruined my life prospects…” @ 19 yrs old. 😂 I’m 32 and just started lifting seriously a couple years ago. I guess I’m screwed!
@JoseSolis-rr3pd 3 жыл бұрын
Derek : This guy actually has pretty good genetics.. Derek: *Sees back* Also Derek: Ehhhh idk maybe from the back no so much
@catalyn080 3 жыл бұрын
skull punisher and deathmuscle ...this dude's delusion is altering the space-time continuum xD
@moonbull3137 2 жыл бұрын
"Skull punisher" 💀💪🤣🤣🤣
@dylanpiazza6358 3 жыл бұрын
mad respect for the guy for being that open and honest to try and help younger people. fuckin weird af lol but much respect for it. we need more of that.
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