165 - Please Come Kill Us

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Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted.
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@patflanagan2458 4 жыл бұрын

Tim- Do you know what streamlining is? Ray- Somebody said my shoes smelled once, but I'm not sure what streamlining is

@amandac7270 3 жыл бұрын

Literally binging all your shows because I just discovered you and I’m obsessed

@lilkafkaf 3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@brandongreen861 3 жыл бұрын

Me 4 months ago

@krown1188 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@007einstien 3 жыл бұрын

sameee

@ffffffff6294 3 жыл бұрын

this is my third time round lmao

@luketanttari9001 3 жыл бұрын

Is anyone else here because they watched everything newer and can't wait until next week's episode.

@kui_maina 3 жыл бұрын

My dumb ass😂😂😂😂😂

@PudgTV 3 жыл бұрын

If you aren’t subscribed to the Patreon, do it. It’s worth every penny.

@adamgardener8624 3 жыл бұрын

@@PudgTV Tim ? Is that you ?

@travissoff9521 2 жыл бұрын

Ya, no episode this week. Can you believe that pig suggested we join his patron.

@systemicsystems703 Жыл бұрын

Muh-free shit! I B's all about dat der.

@prometheus3864 3 жыл бұрын

God I wish Ray was on every podcast. He brings out the best in Tim

@ducksinarowpatience3670 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Giovanni-nj1xo 2 жыл бұрын

Great idea, but I think Tim by himself reigns supreme. However a second show Co-Hosted by Ray would be outstanding.

@opticalcanine 2 жыл бұрын

I agree 100%, I hope kumpf blows up, his podcast with his gf is underappreciated

@FookU2b 2 жыл бұрын

Tim chose the FBI(and their bribes). Ray still doesnt give a fuck. Thats the difference

@nicolasjosephs9910 2 жыл бұрын

@@ducksinarowpatience3670 u yguthhh huh. Y y y hoof I CC u Uuuvc cccff cut

@kaliftedup 4 жыл бұрын

I enjoy the Ray impersonations alot lol.

@anticrombie23 3 жыл бұрын

They are what I'm here for

@safeguardmanagement 3 жыл бұрын

When Tim imitates Ben it's hilarious.

@CornyBum 3 жыл бұрын

On this episode, the BetterHelp ad read got so hilariously outrageous, it became an anti-ad.

@phnix6242 3 ай бұрын

Poopedy kakk bloopedy blapp

@spyh4rd 11 күн бұрын

time stamp?

@GodsNode 4 жыл бұрын

The wedding photographer stories lmaooo

@NosurfOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

Raymond Kump is a national treasure.

@OutlierConcepts 2 жыл бұрын

A Nashinul Dresure indeed...

@lukepedersen9681 10 ай бұрын

**mein Kampf

@morningstar9233 7 ай бұрын

Since the U.S. sold it's gold reserves i can see that.

@hotlava7725 Жыл бұрын

Legitimately, the best podcast episode I've listen to. Wow.

@three0five286 2 жыл бұрын

Any Tim and Ray conversation is surely something special

@TSC0000 4 жыл бұрын

Ray has the perfect voice to be the doofus husband in a Caitlyn jenner sitcom

@melvinbutters2865 4 жыл бұрын

You guys really sold me on better help,lol. Laughed so hard

@shannongreene1796 2 жыл бұрын

Each of these ive listened to at least five times. I catch something new each time. Tim asked if Ray was reliving his glory days running around the morgue. I then died.

@sincereflowers3218 3 жыл бұрын

"Ray have you ever heard of Streamlining?" "No, someone said my shoes smelled once"

@RamiroEloy1997 2 жыл бұрын

1:08:08 one the best ad reads ever. BetterHelp

@anthonyanzini4201 3 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon is the hero we never knew we didn’t have. I’ve been listening to everything I can these last two months. Here’s what I’ve figured out. He’s gay and probably the best thing America has going on.

@kimbonice 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine a couple of bloods hopping out of a car followed by Ray Kump 😂🤣😂

@MigitAs 9 ай бұрын

Literally any episode with Ray is gold

@samir6047 3 ай бұрын

Agreed 💯

@Dudecrush 2 жыл бұрын

idk about y’all but this has to be in my top 5 favorite Tim shows. God bless Joe Rogan for introducing me to this guy

@Dudecrush 2 жыл бұрын

I could listen to this every day I think

@basednative271 2 жыл бұрын

this was sort of the golden age for Tim

@trentjung8035 2 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t agree more. He reached his prime during these days. He’s still great but these were his peak episodes

@optodanger 4 жыл бұрын

Raymond should always be on this show

@Robin-uu6eg 2 жыл бұрын

Ray and Tim are the best duo

@UniMatrix_1 Жыл бұрын

"We're geniuses Ray in a society that doesn't care" 😂

@carmenk4018 2 жыл бұрын

"please come kill us" was aired in September 2019... right before the covid outbreak so... thanks a lot, Tim.

@ADPax10 2 жыл бұрын

I still say it was that Aztec Death Whistle they blew on Rogan like just a couple months before it all started

@lordgodmajanomikoto7169 4 жыл бұрын

1:08:45 best ad read ever

@dobroserdechnyy 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Gods work!

@johnv3623 3 жыл бұрын

One of the best episodes - and that is saying something! Ray Kump photography had me wheezing with laughter.

@harshman121092 2 жыл бұрын

“I want my mass shooters to be aesthetically pleasing to the eye.” -Ray Kump

@greenguerilla1213 3 жыл бұрын

@10:03 "Uh oh. My twink is calling."

@customerguy8581 2 жыл бұрын

cracked me tf up

@traviswoods7849 3 жыл бұрын

The Tim Dillon Show is the only form of entertainment the world has ever known.

@devinstewart2973 3 жыл бұрын

This is probably in the top 3 episodes of all time

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

“I had a fat lawyer once........” -R. Kump, 2019 Guys, this episode is even better than the bonus episode with Ray!

@empowermph 4 жыл бұрын

im spoiled by the sundeck, i need video..his facial expressions as he says it..i need Tim..no homo

@cornflakes421 2 жыл бұрын

I love the ad below the video is Hillshire Farms oven-roasted turkey.. just seems so appropriate…

@ashleymooney Жыл бұрын

I got FONGED!! 39:20

@jayare6975 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing episode! So high quality. I knew Ray was lowkey smart...1280 is a solid SAT score for someone who didn't prepare and probably didn't care much.

@DanielCC 2 жыл бұрын

I took some time off from my fake business to listen to Tim Dillon, so worth it.

@jakw97 2 жыл бұрын

Tim filling in the application for better help was legendary

@alexanderelkorek 3 жыл бұрын

I love all the sales calls. More of that.

@bloodbathmcgrath2717 3 жыл бұрын

This episode had me laughing so hard I almost crashed. 🤣 couldn't open my eyes

@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын

That's really weird I've never closed my eyes when laughing I think you might have a problem you better call betterhelp be sure to unzip your pants

@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын

Please make a compilation of Tim’s Ray impressions. It would go viral

@beelow84 4 жыл бұрын

Just seen this guy live in Cincy. Fucking diamond. Only just found him on theos podcast. Youre gonna blow up bro, one of the few actual funny comics today. keep it up.

@BlazRa 3 жыл бұрын

This is a certified BANGER

@MrBrukmann 4 жыл бұрын

This episode is fantastic.

@TWill16 4 жыл бұрын

Can't go wrong with these 2! Dudes are wild!

@cointelpromusic6375 2 жыл бұрын

39:20 gary fong photography sales pitch is hilarious

@pjornthevikingpartypenguin8898 3 жыл бұрын

This might be my new favorite episode

@Maizyspringer 4 жыл бұрын

i never thought you could out do last weeks betterhelp ad. i was VERY wrong.

@Cattlynt 4 жыл бұрын

This Better Help ad 🤣🤣🤣

@ramondimas1252 2 жыл бұрын

Ray is always bringing out the best in Timmy I love when this dude is on here.

@ComedyJesus 3 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon is the present and future of comedy.

@harryfeuerbach6472 3 жыл бұрын

To everyone who’s struggling with something out there, at least know that I am struggling too

@harryfeuerbach6472 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, putting that out to the internet too. I will get help and come out better than i am now.

@harryfeuerbach6472 3 жыл бұрын

@Daniel McCoy doin better thanks!

@diogeneschicken2968 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you , Harry .

@Kaapo73 3 жыл бұрын

Hope you are recovering and just remember, do not quit trying if the last try was not successful! Had to quit the opiates more than 10 times before finding my way of dealing with my stuff and I was almost 50 when I found peace in me. It's difficult to forgive ourselves, when talking about struggling with whatever it is. BR, Kari fake business owner Funland-Finland

@harryfeuerbach6472 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kaapo73 Doing much better, thank you! Stay strong everyone!

@gazmain 2 жыл бұрын

This episode has one of the best wix ads I've ever heard, lmao

@ZKEEKZ 4 жыл бұрын

Dillon and Kump need to remake Planes, Trains and Automobiles!

@ldobbs2384 4 жыл бұрын

No. They don't. Nobody does. Funniest movie ever. Never say that again. You insensitive asshole.

@clutchcarabelli8054 3 жыл бұрын

Me in the middle of my 16,789'th workout. Tim: "come on let's be honest isn't exercise for stupid people" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@clutchcarabelli8054 2 жыл бұрын

@@LWLProductions I've know highly intelligent fat people but their Achilles heel is usually discipline which ideally would only effect their health but all too often effects their personal and professional lives also...intellect is only as useful as its applied actions

@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын

The body is a connected system to be healthy is good for you now it is true that there are people that are naturally gifted with easy to maintain muscular bodies and low IQ but they don't have the low IQ because they have the muscles

@mr.hostetter855 4 жыл бұрын

You two are great together, this is pretty dad-gummed good. I feel as if I've been Fonged.

@astonmikedelgado 4 жыл бұрын

Tim is a breath of fresh

@Puckanm 2 жыл бұрын

This was Fantastic man... When that Blippidy bloppidy boo stuff started I lost it. :)

@fillyourlifewithferenc5567 Жыл бұрын

Tim and Ray, with the technical skills of Ben..best podcasting team

@goyingus 9 ай бұрын

Ray shines with Tim. They should have a 1 a month topical podcast together with Ray’s stories of his professional life

@madjack5497 4 жыл бұрын

God how I've missed Ray Kump! You've been killing it lately Tim, keep up the great work!

@frankrizzo7746 9 ай бұрын

This is one of my favorite shows.

@jimbo2602 3 жыл бұрын

Ray was great on this one

@ballzzd33p29 3 жыл бұрын

39:23 Gary Phong.

@hellenschenfritzmachluip188 3 жыл бұрын

tims laugh (hysterical) is fuckign contagious

@opticalcanine 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a Timmy fan and patreon sub. I know it will never happen but dillon and kumpf are the best episodes. So a duo podcast would be amazing... And Kumpfs podcast deserves more love

@thatcherwasson9208 4 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon is the extreme I want South Park to take

@thatcherwasson9208 3 жыл бұрын

@@espasuperiorprivado9491 am I a swine for not knowing what a soro is

@MrGrayan 3 жыл бұрын

Best betterhelp ad lol

@victorsaumel1256 4 жыл бұрын

This Kump is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! Dinamic duo

@ChilsonTV 4 жыл бұрын

25:54 "you know they ask me what I do for a living and I'm like what does your fucking dad do? who the fuck is he? you think you're better than me?" oh my god I can't stop laughing

@unownnnn Жыл бұрын

After 3 years they finally pulled the ad 😂 All time classic ad read

@garrettjohnson907 2 жыл бұрын

That better help ad was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Fake buisness becomes real buisness.

@frankyslas2411 3 жыл бұрын

Shit I got fonged!!!

@fruitypeebils 4 жыл бұрын

21:17 suicide farm lol

@attiliasenni417 Жыл бұрын

Oh my God, I am in love with Tim Dillon. I really am

@tekmentor 3 жыл бұрын

this is a gem such a funny episode!!!!

@sealevelbear 4 жыл бұрын

Definitely come to the South Ray. It is great here. Just think of the summer as a free sauna 👈

@trevorscan 2 жыл бұрын

Kump is like Bert Kreischer if he watched the news. Ramble mumble ramble rumble bumble. He sounds like when someone talks when they are about to puke

@Mrkevi123 3 жыл бұрын

Ray impersonations are hilarious

@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын

LISTEN TO ME GRAW

@nicholejackson690 3 ай бұрын

Great episode‼️

@lampovyurge 2 жыл бұрын

Damn, this was amazing))

@CorporalPoon 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite podcast

@skreign 3 жыл бұрын

25:55 😂 43:58 lmao

@BrooklynTalent 2 жыл бұрын

:58 “it’s got a nice brown feel to it”

@elijahperfecto9560 3 жыл бұрын

Bro this dude said idk wtf does your dad do🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jakubmk1526 Ай бұрын

Great episode

@aks1951 4 жыл бұрын

They all got Fonged! 😂😂

@alexmueck8558 3 ай бұрын

1:37:27 little did Tim know, he would be in one of those movies 4 years later (Thanksgiving)

@John-xz9ur 4 жыл бұрын

I missed kump.

@dentonvisual Жыл бұрын

There are few things more miserable on the planet than working a wedding. It’s the worst.

@lancegoodthrust546 4 жыл бұрын

Dude, what's with not having this available on a podcast "listen to" format?? I love Tim Dillon but I depend on him for headphones for my shit warehouse job.

@s2735 4 жыл бұрын

love the font choices. glad to hear Ray again

@blackbottomgardens 10 ай бұрын

This still slaps

@Koujujutsu 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I have no idea why I'm trying to become a better artist for only 6 turkeys to give it a glance. "Make something good for what?"

@steveh.7268 4 жыл бұрын

NOT THE ADS TIM. On another note, who actually thinks your audience includes small business owners. edit: I jumped the gun. HOW DID THE ADS GET BETTER.

@BurnoutBushido 4 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@lordswaggity1213 4 жыл бұрын

I'll throw you into a pool of CBD while you're making a website using Wix eating blue chew.

@John-xz9ur 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks 👍

@mjrobi1330 2 жыл бұрын

the Pig said to listen to this one...

@WillyOrca 4 жыл бұрын

1:08:46 you're welcome

@LizLaenger 3 жыл бұрын

Come to New Orleans!!!

@ishaanchopra956 4 жыл бұрын

Best podcast

@alexgall8785 2 жыл бұрын

I wish it was Timmy's show buy perma guesting with Raymond, and Benjamin producing and laughing in the background while chiming in with ridiculous statements.