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Tim recounts a winding tale through his past about the time he tracked down his stolen phone, the future of the nation, and gets the record straight on people that make politics their personality.
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@TimDillonShow 4 жыл бұрын

Big thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting the channel! Here’s the site if you want to check them out! > ridge.com/TIM

@lordswaggity1213 4 жыл бұрын

Does registering using your code give me a free ride on Epstein's plane with my first purchase?

@brianjones4245 4 жыл бұрын

I love this show so much! 🤣🤣🤣

@lordswaggity1213 4 жыл бұрын

Does this come complimentary with an MK Ultra victim?

@melvinbutters2865 4 жыл бұрын

Hmu I'll help with with the mobile website design,payment gateway, and have a hookup here in LA for merch.

@blissamo4205 4 жыл бұрын

it's like the guy that thinks he says something funny but people didn't hear it so he has to repeat it 3-4 times because you know it's so funny in his head

@wokesherman2713 4 жыл бұрын

I came here expecting VIDEO on the porch , but hey.... that's life in the big city.

@myrmidongoomba1667 4 жыл бұрын

classic comment 10/10

@benjamingentile1660 4 жыл бұрын

no "that's" it's just the statement and... life in the big city

@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Gentile THANK YOU

@easelove 4 жыл бұрын

"we gotta wrap it up" proceeds to talk for another thirty minutes. life in the big city.

@ohiogrows3668 2 жыл бұрын

There's a N-word in the woodpile 🤫

@Zgembo121 2 жыл бұрын

Live in the big city 🌆

@zaned2859 4 жыл бұрын

The losing his phone story could be a chapter in a book. Good story telling

@oN3xShOtxkilL Жыл бұрын

Yes papa

@ivywoodxrecords 3 ай бұрын

Its fantastic, another one is where he goes to restaurant in LA on thanksgiving, "the lodge"..at the end of that story where the rain is coming down on the window of the uber and hes looking out at the canyon in the darkness rain drops hitting the window, just the sound of the car and his friend snoring next to him.. at the end of the continent the furthest place from home and family and Love, thanksgiving night just watching the rain come down.. Real dark shit man it hits me in some of the deepest places. I go listen to that story from time to time I think I will again right now

@stellar7760 4 жыл бұрын

“The second divorce I’ve witnessed; the first was my parents... I probably played a role in both.” made me spit out my drink all over.

@bigbadbyrnes 3 жыл бұрын

That killed me

@ldobbs2384 Жыл бұрын

You think your comment is funny? You're copying something someone else said and you didn't spit out anything, not really. 👍🤡🐷

@T.I.M.Thirteen 4 жыл бұрын

We are living in the same time as Tim Dillon. Crazy.

@kushfrancis37 3 жыл бұрын

truly blessed

@barfyman-362 3 жыл бұрын

The same tim of Time Dillon

@trfrecs6597 3 жыл бұрын

Life in the big city

@adamgardener8624 3 жыл бұрын

And he seems healthy. Fxxk yes.

@D34D22 2 жыл бұрын

Instead of bc and ad for time it’s gonna turn to btd and atd (before Tim Dillon and after Tim Dillon)

@natedoherty3462 3 жыл бұрын

That moment when you realize you've almost abandoned watching tv only to listen by radio listening and hearing a guy talk on a phone is more entertaining than a tv set with channels. Tim. I've eaten the Tim Dillon pill. I'm all in.

@ivywoodxrecords Жыл бұрын

Same fam

@cigrit9048 Жыл бұрын

I almost had a stroke reading that, 2020 was a different time

@SM-zr4nc Жыл бұрын

Completely agree, terrestrial tv compared to Netflix And podcasts compared to radio . Plus tik tok is bloody addictive haha

@johnmahaffey3011 10 ай бұрын

This is incoherent

@tinyturnip7676 10 ай бұрын

You could do stuff while listening to podcasts. TV , although on the dumb end of the entertainment spectrum , does require a little bit of concentration.

@DominiqueChaleyer 4 жыл бұрын

“This woman would be loufering her snatch, and I’d be heating up bake beans” 🤣 OMG. Dead.

@TheBurnside1 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone that listens to tim is better than everyone else on this hellhole flat earth

@URAWESOME94 4 жыл бұрын

TheBurnside1 🥂

@ChilsonTV 4 жыл бұрын

no one's ever said anything more true than this

@pixelwings 4 жыл бұрын

You're 💩

@mattbob1995 4 жыл бұрын

beep beep i'm a robot

@andyk6792 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... better at being WORSE!!!!

@KarenTookTheKids364 4 жыл бұрын

The phone story was like something out of a sitcom 😂

@DeflatingAtheism 2 жыл бұрын

When he first said, "some rich kid has it," I immediately thought of the scene from The Big Lebowski.

@jsp7218 4 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that Tim is still kinda unknown. Were an elite group that found gold in a podcast pool that is WAY 2 deep

@raveholly 4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY,,, this and Take Your Shoes Off Podcast

@B00nater 3 жыл бұрын

Now Mavericks are pigs

@GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders Жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon is going to be The Comedian of Our generation. Mark my words.

@GodsNode 4 жыл бұрын

32:00 "You're making a lot of noise over there in Staten Island" within the context of the story is so fucking funny

@lancegoodthrust546 4 жыл бұрын

I think the Lyft driver that called Tim "Pa-Pa" should be a regular on the show.

@BigKashGrab 3 жыл бұрын

I'm in an unhealthy relationship with this Podcast

@troyhowes994 3 жыл бұрын

This is great 😂 I have had the same thought

@SickTroll 2 жыл бұрын

It’s healthier than about half my relationships . But it’s true picture of guys back .

@Seewhathappens101 2 жыл бұрын

it makes my bussy wet

@mikewedgwood697 2 жыл бұрын

I am truly codependent on the voice of a ranting pig

@elektrotehnik94 2 жыл бұрын

@@mikewedgwood697You are truly woke indeed

@lemons7774 2 жыл бұрын

“My mother didn’t have a ridge wallet and now she’s a schizophrenic” 😂 Tim’s unique ability to deal with his life circumstances and turn it into humor that makes even his ads entertaining is an example of true talent

@jasonyount6036 4 жыл бұрын

I love the way Tim says “You know?” And “Okay?” After a sentence! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He is freakishly hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын

WHAET?!

@comicbookprodigy995 2 жыл бұрын

My buddies and I have a drinking game every time we watch Tim. Every time he says, "Truly", we pound a shot.

@tylerk3616 Жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite episodes. I keep coming back to listen again and again.

@zbell7003 Жыл бұрын

just listened to this one for the first time only started listening to Tim within the past year. One of the best I’ve heard

@psykonautt Жыл бұрын

yeah this episode is fire

@Gyork_ 4 жыл бұрын

The only podcast I get excited when I see new sponsors.

@basementbastard2314 2 жыл бұрын

This was a tough listen while also being a brilliant work of comedy and art. Hearing Tim’s history of shit jobs, unemployment, being broke, loser friends and going back to college in his late 20’s while constantly laced with humor. His current success is wonderful, inspiring and completely earned.

@JohnANimo-me4br 2 жыл бұрын

Spot on.

@ldobbs2384 Жыл бұрын

A tough listen? 🤠 Man you gotta be just totally incompetent if listening to this was tough for you huh?

@ldobbs2384 Жыл бұрын

@@JohnANimo-me4br 👍🤣🤡

@basementbastard2314 Жыл бұрын

@@ldobbs2384 Oh. You don’t actually know what words mean.

@mattkline3431 4 жыл бұрын

14:41 "Hey Anthony maybe and maybe not.....maybe not." lmao

@T.I.M.Thirteen 4 жыл бұрын

37:50 We don’t need animations for these insane stories. His descriptive, poetic use of language paints such a clear picture. Tim needs awards. I’m not sure which ones, but definitely a variety of trophies should be housed by him, though. I go “It’s not right!”, waving a cigarette in the air.

@raveholly 4 жыл бұрын

this is true

@Prophet-Rob 2 жыл бұрын

i will do a half ass job of this mark my words

@jimbo5071 Жыл бұрын

@@Prophet-Rob where is it fucker

@amcdavey 4 жыл бұрын

The only good thing about Saturdays.

@TheBurnside1 4 жыл бұрын

If only it came out earlier in the day lol. Worth staying up for.

@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын

Live somewhere else. Its my sunday morning 😎🤙🏻

@Jeremy-ob4gm 4 жыл бұрын

Art at its highest form

@derrekribera07 2 жыл бұрын

I'm listening to this in the year 3009 really wish I lived in the era of the great Tim Dillon, he was one of our greatest presidents this country has ever had.

@bwyan100 3 жыл бұрын

Picked this podcast to fall asleep too. I’m in complete darkness listening to Tim say “PA PA” After a couple giggles I was out 😂

@matthewdarcy6859 2 жыл бұрын

"I guess we're the dirtbags, ah fuck it!"...🤣🤣. Bless your heart Melanie

@MegaRedcheeks 4 жыл бұрын

The best ad is still the airplane crash survivor, who survived because of that godm damn CBD oil

@ApolloIsKing 4 жыл бұрын

Doing the Lord's work, Timothy. Godspeed, sir.

@theboyslovemovies 4 жыл бұрын

This episode is four months old and still more relevant than Rogan and his crew of jagoffs. A million times more relevant than anything on T.V. I feel as if I've arrived in 2020 when I put this on. Thanks, Tim! Selling Low-cost high-quality jewelry for Tim Dillon changed my life!!

@shustyrackleford_710 3 жыл бұрын

Why is there always some idiot that has to bring up rogan? Most people that watch other podcasts like this one have been off jre for years

@URAWESOME94 4 жыл бұрын

The background giggling kills me every time.

@laurenjojo Жыл бұрын

This is the art of storytelling. This… THIS can be studied in school. I need these for decades to come back to and listen to over and over again. ❤

@the7thmagazine 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime he says k, I lose it 🤣😭

@oliverrobinson2116 3 жыл бұрын

He gets that from Bill Hicks, k? K.

@jayghost6662 4 жыл бұрын

Who TF would thumb this down??? 11 Lyft drivers

@j.dproblems2011 3 жыл бұрын

I'm cry laughing so hard for the cellphone story 🤣 it's so real

@AlexanderStoinis 2 жыл бұрын

This has to be one of the greatest episodes of the podcast ever.

@captainfalcon8615 3 жыл бұрын

We are so blessed to live at the same time as Tim Dillon and have him as the current king of comedy

@jeramy576 4 жыл бұрын

Ben giggle compilation is needed

@wmunson9898 4 жыл бұрын

God bless Tim Dillon.

@Seewhathappens101 2 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon may be the greatest comedian living or dead.

@brandonflowers5171 4 жыл бұрын

The Lyft, Papa, Sprint story is golden. That has to be a bit.

@maxr1826 3 жыл бұрын

you were in a good mindset on this one. i can hear the angst

@BAHAMASLLAMAS 2 жыл бұрын

Ive been listening to tim and podcasts in general for years and this is def my fav episode of all time

@mickeycarney1 3 жыл бұрын

the phone story is a truly great piece of comedy. Why does this only have 81k views??

@billiebleach7889 2 жыл бұрын

“But this is the evener for that, this will make up for it, this Russian, she’s gonna get me. Unless tomorrow she somehow shows back up with the phone…in which case I don’t know what to do” 🤣🤣🤣 pure gold

@lkm7 Жыл бұрын

god i miss this tim dillon

@pulgasari857 4 жыл бұрын

The straight to dvd sequel to Glengarry Glen Ross with Canon printers

@GodsNode 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@demolitionsexpert 3 жыл бұрын

nah, this gets prequel treatment

@s70rk 3 жыл бұрын

My mother didn't have a Ridge wallet, now she's schizophrenic Sold!

@HollerLogs 4 жыл бұрын

Rebrand again Tim: Life in the Big City podcast...

@Dabbles154 2 ай бұрын

Tims run from episodes 155-175 is legendary

@truestory2990 12 күн бұрын

Thanks, I’ll check these out

@alexanderforever 4 жыл бұрын

My favourite episode

@Prodominatrix 4 жыл бұрын

“My mother didn’t have a ridge wallet, and now she’s skitzafrenic, I don’t know I might be on to something” That made me laugh out loud, (I know I spelled it wrong)

@jakevil6833 4 жыл бұрын

he turned me gay

@catchbooker7257 Жыл бұрын

The earliest Tim I’ve listened to. Back before the $1000 shades and Balenciaga hoodies, when he was hustling.

@MikeNel_Official 2 жыл бұрын

Tim dillon has the best mocking voice

@MrTubaplayer123 4 жыл бұрын

The lost phone bit is better than most comedians filmed specials. The ridge wallet ad/bit is too consistently funny for me to not have one now lol

@DeflatingAtheism 2 жыл бұрын

I desperately want to hear a Melanie comedy routine now.

@natedoherty3462 3 жыл бұрын

Tim.... Tim is a fuckin national treasure in telling funny stories. He's a national treasure

@maxr1826 3 жыл бұрын

"i dont know anyone that would find a phone and give it back... i wish everyone the best" just fucking lol at the inner psychology going on

@VarunKumar-fn4fm 2 жыл бұрын

Tim telling stories from the old days should become a whole season of Real American History. Yes or yes?

@joeb6947 2 жыл бұрын

yes?

@christmaldonado89 3 жыл бұрын

I love it how back then when Timmy wasnt as Big Time he used to say 'Kay?' Alot to see if we were all still listening, haha.

@ilias_p 4 жыл бұрын

That Melanie impersonation had me laughing in the car like a moron .. Find her n bring her to the show Timothy

@Prophet-Rob 2 жыл бұрын

she was on the show recently, cant rememeber if it was patreon or youtube, but i literally found her instagram and followed her lmao

@mikebiliamanator2129 2 жыл бұрын

@@Prophet-Rob What's her last name? I need to "friend" her on there.

@bluedragonrob1 11 ай бұрын

GOD this is a classic.

@haroldnorwalk9818 9 сағат бұрын

37:15 is my #1 favorite Tim Dillon story 🤣

@bcvetkov8534 2 жыл бұрын

Tim should start a business called homewreckers united 😂

@waynehiss 4 жыл бұрын

Tim will have over 100k subscribers by easter

@melvinbutters2865 4 жыл бұрын

If KZfaq doesn't throttle him. He should check to make sure hes not on the KZfaq banned nexus list mentioned on the last real ass podcast by that unfunny girl who got the info from lawyers.

@anon667 4 жыл бұрын

dan m I hope so...... Majority of the time people who deserve the most exposure and success don’t receive it

@Stimros_halabad 3 жыл бұрын

Look at us now. Life in the big city.

@mindgames9614 3 жыл бұрын

These stories are gold !

@metehanertunc6789 4 жыл бұрын

I literally got dizzy from laughing so hard

@eddiebernays514 3 жыл бұрын

i miss older new york. you could literally get into some weird shit anywhere.

@vincybadman871 3 жыл бұрын

Stay in the train long enough, it still happens

@BlazRa 3 жыл бұрын

Now you'll most likely be eaten by cannibal hobos

@TonsMoreCowbell 4 жыл бұрын

Tim I don't know what shows you've pitched but the series that needs to be made is you going back and hanging out with these characters from your past for the day. The guy from the mortgage company, this semi lesbian. You interacting with these people in 2019 would be incredible.

@melvinbutters2865 4 жыл бұрын

He needs to do a sales office spoof similar to the office but far crazier with drugs and over the top sales egos.

@bennyhath1789 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone living in the greater Denver area knows the lyft-uber dynamic is reversed

@GG_11_11 4 жыл бұрын

We need to pay Tim more money to get more Podcasts. Let's do it people!

@1MinuteFlipDoc 2 жыл бұрын

i'm crying - that phone bit was so funny. i guess we're the dirtbags huh? HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA Fuck it!

@stellar7760 4 жыл бұрын

TIM I WAIT ALL WEEK FOR THE PORCH! (But I’ll take you any way I can get you!)

@ajjohn8729 4 жыл бұрын

Life, in the big city

@shannonbarata6822 3 жыл бұрын

Love you Tim. You're storytelling is great.

@Sallyandash 4 жыл бұрын

When I drove for Lyft a really nice beautiful woman left her iPhone in my car. 15 minutes after I dropped her off she called the phone and told me she’d give me 100 bucks if I brought it back. That’s what u should have done to get your phone back.

@Puckanm 2 жыл бұрын

This is my new all time favorite Show so far! omg so funny

@fedorfan19 3 жыл бұрын

I don't deserve to laugh this much

@Cuyt24 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this to drop.

@MilahanPhilosophersCorner 4 жыл бұрын

Love this podcast!

@bleedlejuice 4 жыл бұрын

I don't even own or need a wallet but " its sleeeeK " sold me

@TheRealAR01 7 ай бұрын

24:05 I come here from time to time just to hear about his commute lol. Reminds me of my journey to school from 11-17 😂

@makingtings2802 3 жыл бұрын

Love the entire lost phone story 🤣

@greenguerilla1213 4 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the knife fighting lessons commercial in the middle of this video.

@anonymousconflict2881 3 жыл бұрын

I love the rant on politics towards the end 😂 that was me in my 22 to 25 years; smoking weed everyday and listening to politics as if it meant anything. I still keep up a little but it makes me sick now instead of being enjoyable. Then I get to hear boomers who just got into politics in the last 4 years give their take on everything and they sound like a mainstream media anchor (just depends which channel they’re watching).

@emptyeye1 2 жыл бұрын

Why does this episode not have more views

@zacharyvandyke1717 3 жыл бұрын

Dude funniest story I've heard from Timmie I heard in a while

@maxr1826 3 жыл бұрын

"on reddit in a poem" lmfao

@user-oc6xd4ee5l 2 жыл бұрын

you're making alotta noise over there in Staten Island 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@disconnected22 3 жыл бұрын

THAT was a long story! 🤣

@BigD365 Жыл бұрын

One of his best podcasts ever.

@marycallahan2334 4 жыл бұрын

Great podcast. Great comedian. 🔥

@cjtrickstar6060 4 жыл бұрын

It's 10% off the Ridge wallet with or without using TIM🤣

@timmanto1022 2 жыл бұрын

Tim needs an HBO sitcom.

@BlazRa 3 жыл бұрын

Fuck being cashless they get all your money digital then they can just completely monitor every single transaction you do and be all up in your business

@Stbuster31 4 жыл бұрын

I need that merch, Tim

@aureliamr3802 3 жыл бұрын

Straight fire 🔥

@dominiciervasi1176 4 жыл бұрын

I like to think, that on every Tim Dillon podcast, there is some Ad Sales Rep, that has to listen to these Ad's, to make sure its all ok. And the Sales Rep always ends up laughing their balls off. Love you Tim Dillon, you have the best Ad's in the business. The Ad's are the most entertaining part of the podcast. Maybe you should be a late night commercial guy and sell useless stuff? Just kidding, do what you want. xx

@OvarianHalitosis 4 жыл бұрын

I like how this comment reads like a Shel Silverstein poem.