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I regularly put Tim on when going to bed. The verbal battery acid he spits out puts my mind to ease. So happy Tim has this podcast.

I'm also from Long Island and this guy is right on the money when it comes to LI weddings. Back in the mid 90's when the average wedding in the states was $19,000 a year it was $33,000 on LI. On LI people spend ridiculous money for one day that is normally the best day of the couples whole marriage. I've been to a 500 person $100,000 wedding where the marriage lasted 8 months and then the bride's father spend $150,000 on her second marriage a year and a half later and lasted 2 years. Now the bride is 300 pounds has 4 kids from 3 different guys and hangs out looking for boytoys at the local Italian restaurant during Happy Hour.

I bloked my whole family and friends on social media. This show is the only notification i need in my life rn

"Red Pill Mom" is one of the greatest ideas for a sitcom. Roseanne for the lead.

34:33 - Long Island Wedding starts here.

“If you’re ever in Burbank and in need of water to survive, I would never walk into ‘Flappers’ comedy club.” 😂 two minutes in and I’m already crying.

“Long Island loves spending a lot of money on something... that looks like you FOUND IT.” 😂

"An abortion and a bacon, egg & cheese" "You're my Dumbledore, baby" 😂😂😂🤣

“Who quits cigarettes and still smokes” 😂😂😂

"Better help? Better than what? Better than nothing, I guess."

The only time ive heard shame in tims voice is when he talked about making out with a girl at a dance.....hilarious.

“You’re my magic, baby! We don’t have Dumbledore but we got each other!” I know a couple just like Tommy and Nicole...

“I miss the porch but damnit. Life in the big city.” - the brilliant, completely original groundbreaking thought of Chris Mason.

God, I love Tim’s stories from Long Island!!!

“And I failed out of Oneonta” Hahahaha

This bastards got me saying "life in the big city" all day now, thanks Timmy luv ya!!!!!

My brother got married at a catering hall in Island Park 2 years ago. His best man and brother in law got in a fist fight in the bridal suite right before dinner introductions.

The Halloween story of vandalism as a right of passage both so resonates and also says something about what uncle tim had always said:were too rich, now we just break shit

Tim you are the voice of our mostly lost generation. It’s nice, since most of my old crew that would relate to these experiences are dead. Ya see, it’s true, sadly (Boston area), but something only you’d say matter of factly, and make our ridiculous world experiences funny. God Bless You!

damn, he just explained one of my long island cousins weddings in detail. I'm almost crying from laughing so much, dillion is so effing good.

Moved to Texas from Long Island and this episode made me homesick for the first time

Doug Stanhope/Norm Mcdonald/Bill Hicks/Tim Dillon

My little suburban white town used to go nuts on Mischief Night (night before Halloween if you don’t know) and back then it was so fun seeing all the toilet paper, shaving cream, and eggs EVERYWHERE over town... the trees, houses, cars, stores. Once I was like 14-15 I believe I stopped doing it. Now it’s not even a thing anymore in my town 12 years later. My sister and brother used to do it too and that was like 20-30 years ago. Don’t know what made kids stop doing it here. Having shaving cream and egg fights were the best. Some stores would actually limit the amount of eggs, shaving cream, etc. you could buy so you had to go to different stores. Everyone dressed in black LOL. I think my mom even got me supplies a couple years hahaha. Last time I saw anything was when I was like 19 walking my dog and kids drove buy and threw eggs at me.. i didnt care but don’t you dare fuck with my dog! and they missed anyway, assholes. Dude once you’re over 16 that sort of shit is just ridiculous. Just go smoke a blunt with your friends, eat a ton of food, and go home. Or go to “haunted places” if it’s around that night. I still wish PRE-TEENS or 15 and younger still celebrated Mischief Night.

I had a dream that Tim was on the show "big brother". . . how funny would that be if TIM was the token gay guy in the house

14:27 Apollo 13: 😐 Desperate Housewives: 😐 True Romance: I know exactly what hotel that is!

SHOUTOUT CORAM in the episode lmmmmaoo had me dyyyyyinnng bro

Everything Tim Dillon Show, yes, just yes.

That moment when you realize you've been a groomsman at multiple long island weddings and those are not how weddings are anywhere else in the world. Last one was actually at Leonards where everyone kept mentioning how it was the same venue the sopranos filmed at.

I hope you hit 7 figures annually every year for the rest of your life Sir. You and Jessa Reed are my spirit animals. I love you Dude.

This years Halloween was great for me, I just became a Crip and might get promoted soon!

Being around Tim’s age from Long Island this whole episode is nostalgia heaven. I think the bars by Hofstra were actually owned by cops which is how they got away with also I think Epstein had part ownership as well. But I think Tim is that friend that was just naturally funny that did make it into comedy, not your basic story teller or punchline guy just the natural funny delivery of observations and reactions.

This is so accurate, it's scary. Being from LI and hearing all these ACTUAL venues is hilarious.

I live for Tim Dillon on Sunday

"Come on down to da Ridge" had me in tears

1:06:05 Is exactly what I've been trying to tell my girlfriend and all of our friends for a while but I couldn't put it in better words and no one seems to understand.

“Be safe owwt theiiiraa” 😂😂

So accurate for Long Island. Makes me nostalgic.

"Take the key and go around back"... you had to be at Dino's!!! I haven't been to Burbank since I was in H/S but I KNOWWWW that's where you're talking about LOL

The temple sketch is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Tim Dillon is a Legend

Everything he says about comedy shifts over to todays underground music and I'm assuming many other industries.

His Halloween egging and fruit throwing timelines are eerily similar to my own.

This should have 1.2 millions views minimum.

This is gold...I’ve met many many of these types of people...😂🤣🤣🤣

Dude Tim Dillion is the funniest person in the world. I cry every day listening to him. 🤣

The flashing headlights is a well known gang initiation 😏 Ben knows

LOL @ the Leonards, Bogarts, Jillians and Jerricho Terrace drops

"I like Nelly" 😂

The car with no headlights thing was something they thought us in D.A.R.E. in CT lol

Living the dream, life in the big city.

I'm starting to appreciate the audio without the video. I'd prefer both , but hey.... LIFE IN THE BIG CITY! That Epstein castle sketch was hilarious , Tim!

Ribeye sized steak feet. I'm dead

First of all... I've reweeted that temple video at least 4 times. Its the best piece of comedy I've seen in 10 yrs. Its Fucking brilliant!

All Timmys podcasts are timeless!

Tim" how about you do stand up for an hour instead of push your wife around in the stairwell' dillon

Come on down to the ridge...to hear the truth!

Hey bud. Temple vid was good.

Imagine getting excited for Tim Dillon performing near you only to discover that he’s opening for Bert. I sure hope he doesn’t cancel his UT show in August.

Congrats to Nicole and Tommy!

Between Tim Dillon and Mike over at Redbar radio I’m starting to have faith in comedy again. Finally some smart mother fuckers who aren’t afraid to speak their mind.

secret subliminal advertising detected @27:04

About to go to a wedding that is literally this.

this is so spot on it's scary

🤣 Underrated episode!

This episode just wasn’t long enough lol

Sry Tim... dont hate myself enough to have social media. But i sent the KZfaq clip to some friends

The one time the algorithm actually worked. Lol. 10 minutes in I dont know you, but I feel like your my long lost friend. Fuck yea, AMERICA fuck yea!!!

"Nothing but excuses, the dog ate my homework I failed out of Oneonta..." lmao

Love you and your hotel key conundrum

Exactly what I need after gambling on football for 12 straight hours

Nothing wrong with three semesters at Pace Pleasantville

I like KZfaq and Facebook. I don't care about Twitter or IG. Love you Tim!

I discovered you from someone on 4chan posting a pic of you in the island drobe a year ago. Never going back

This is an all time great episode. Thats hilarious no one’s listened to this one

tim dillon.....legend

Michael Thomas Gargiulo Is a patsy

Staying at a Inn with a Made what is this 1800s Great Britain 🇬🇧. You make me piss myself . America is it medieval times. We have PUBs and Clubs. Best wishes from sunny Devon and yes it’s pissing with rain again. Very funny nice work

😂😂🤣 Tim Dillon is soooooo funny!

My dad used to throw whole bananas at cars driving from Rockville Ctr into the city to visit grandma haha road rage, baby

Tim is the only person who does a yoga 😂

Literally married at chatau briand the same exact way ...

this is too good man

Lewis black and Artie Lang had a baby

I love you Timmy D.

Great job, timmy

very surprising reference from time 29:12

Please bring the videos back

❤ Tim Dillon!!

Throw the ' timmy the trash can..' intro straight into the garbage.. Please. Just say: Life in the Big City podcast & get right into it..

What about Sylvester Malone ??

Excited to see you are coming to Chicago but who the fuck comes to Chicago in February?

Really sad hearing how many of his childhood friends have died from drugs...sounds like he'd really like them in his life still.

Ribeye steak sized feet

PLEASE UPLOAD THE VIDEO VERSION FOR KZfaq VIEWERS.

We need da video man

Italian Princess get married at Anothnys Ocean View

we never hear any bg noise lol

9 commercials in 20 minutes... all over 4mins long

Where’s Devan?