Everyone else says, "Tastes like sh*t' Steve says, 'Tastes like garden soil with apple undertones.' People really ought to take lessons from you, Steve.

* sees 64 year old food * “Nice” * immediately starts eating *

When the zombie apocalypse approaches und steve gets bitten his immune system is going to turn the zombie into another steve.

Steve's girlfriend: "I farted" Steve: "Nice hiss!"

"Wanna know what I like about these old smokes?" *stares in cameras soul* "...Everything." Love these videos!

"I don't always smoke cigarettes, but when I do... I make sure they're at least 45 years old."

somewhere theres a museum curator just crapping his pants as steve opens that

"Yknow what I love about these old smokes? Everything."

* smells jelly bar * "That smells foul" * takes a bite without hesitation *

I'm high as fuck and have never been more entertained in my life

Steve's gf: did you buy condoms? Steve: yes. Gf: are they expired? Steve: ......

14:56 "Numb tongue.........DELUXE." lol Love it.

+1 HP +9 RADS

Steve's immune system strong like bull!

Steve's Girlfriend: Hunny whats for Dinner? Steve: we have some Korean Era Military Ration we can try.

*tastes the cigarette* “Yeah, sweet like honey. A bit of rum almost. I swear it tastes sweet. This is a real treat”

That box is oddly beautiful.

"I don't know there's just something about those old apple bars. They just don't last!" 1952 Steve....1952.

Steve: Eats old food. 30 minutes later: **shits his guts out** Steve: Classic.

Those cigarettes have me seriously intrigued. It's almost like aged wine.

i take it personally when there is no hiss

"Total rancidity" proceeds to keep eating the rest of the rancid bars haha what a legend

21:18 "What do I like about these old smokes? Everything".. I choaked on my tea! Like some old school commercial.. The edited pose totally enhanced the experience..

*Opens a 70 year old pack of food* "i'll just save that for later" @12:40

Hello Steve, I am a Korean guy enjoying your channel very much. My grandfather participated the Korean war as a student soldier when he was 15 years old in 1952. He has often told me about the war and how tragic it was. Anyway, out of his war episodes, I always fascinated by stories about eating military food or rations supported by the US military. As far as I remember, he mentioned about US military 'C-Ration' saying they were so good compared to the Korean military food. He also told me he actually saved some canned luncheon meats for himself and family for later. Watching your videos, now I finally realized what my grandfather ate during the war and what he said look like. Thank you so much for your interesting video, and I'm going to call my grandfather to say about this today.

The excitement in his voice sometimes you think he enjoys it and then all of a sudden he's like oh man that's rancid! Taste like dirt! Gonna put that over here and save the rest for later!

"These aged cigarettes, they get a nice complex flavour" Well, time to store a pack of marlboros in a air tight container or something for 50 or so years

Those packs are awesome. They contain the atmosphere and spirit of the 50's America.

When you see black mold on a cookie bar "I'm just gonna take a little nibble"

"Now it's doing the numb tongue." "Garden soil mixed with the undertone of Apple."Total rancidity...numb tongue deluxe!" Steve1989MREInfo

“We only have a small package! We need all important foods so our soldiers can survive in case of an emergency.” *puts in cigarettes and candy* "Fantastic”

“Doing the numb tongue.” “There’s definitely rancidity.”

"...I can't keep smoking these things, i'm gonna DIE...." hahahahahah

"look at these chicks, wow"

No one: Steve: We're gonna look at these *CHICKS*

"It's like chewing on dirt or a sponge or something... I'm just gonna save that one for later."

Know what I like about Steve's reviews? Everything.

I've been 597 days smoke free, but that description of the camel just made my mouth water in desire.

18:02 cigarette part, also the most satisfying part.

His speech is like a poem. A poem of 60 years old foods

You drop something on the floor 50 year rule!

Tinder date: So what are your hobbies him: Ha mmhh jelly bar

“No hiss” top 10 anime betrayals

"survival kit" = cigarettes oh well the 50's

Today I was at a fast-food joint for breakfast and I started examining my extra sugar packet. I was reading the expiration date and who produced it, started saying things like "that's interesting", and "definitely"

This is easily one of the best channels on KZfaq. They should put you on the military channel or NatGeo or something. You're knowledge of military rations is outstanding and fascinating...and then you eat them too? Awesome!

"Oh, numb-tongue! Deluxe!" classic!

"Ok thats definitely the best one so far and it's still terrible" hahahahahaha

You know what I like about these old smokes (looks at camera)…….Everything. Best line ever said on KZfaq.

LOL that pose! "You know what I like about these old smokes? EVERYTHING." Steve, please never change. 😂

Man I absolutely love how you are compelled to eat those things. The way you anguish over doing it is priceless. The way you describe the characteristics!

“Someone’s gotta do it”..... literally no one had to do it... *continues to watch* 😩👀😂

you wanna know what i like about these old smokes? everything

I love these. I only smoke on rare, rare occasions but watching you smoke those vintage cigarettes makes me want to run over and share one with you.

Me: Can we get some food? I'm hungry. Mom: We have food at home! Food at home:

"Jeeze ! I can't finish something that tastes like garden soil with a little bit of apple " or " OH ....NUMB TOUNGE DELUX " or "Thats just not fair " Is hilarious and Im rolling on the floor LOL. !

The classic "OH YEAH" in the first cigarret blow.

Steve has amazing comedic timing even if it’s not on purpose. 😂

50 year old food:good to go My school lunch:let’s not get this onto a tray

"Oh, numb tongue... *deluxe* "

From the pamphlet, I learned, "in spite of widespread publicity, water cannot be squeezed out of fish by means available in a raft." Thanks for the tip. 😐

Smoking 45+ year old cigs? Big Boss would be proud. RIP Big Boss 1935-2014.

15:20 “Oh! Oh, numb tongue! Deluxe!” I absolutely love what you do Steve!

His reaction when he ate the lemon flavored jelly bar was cool

The way you make opening 70+ year old cans exciting is amazing.

I've heard they found honey in some Egyptian tombs and it's supposed to be still edible. *wink-wink*

Somebody: What are you watching? Me: Well, It's complicated...

You know what i like about these old videos......EVERYTHING.

The whole time I'm thinking "Don't do it Steve!!! Don't eat it!!". He's so brave.

One day I hope to be able to make a girl as happy as 1950s cigarettes make Steve.

“You know what I like about these old smokes?......everything” 21:21

I love the cat that ate the canary smile on Steve's face as he puffs away after saying how he "Doesn't smoke every day anymore..." Steve has a great "Pirate" like smile. A charming rogue!

* takes bite of old, rancid food * * noises of death * “Ehh I’ll be fine”

Despite widespread publicity, water cannot be squeezed out of fish by means available in a raft... Valuable information.

They probably have a food poisioning ward in the hospital close to steve's place lol

The army chefs really treated soldiers right back in the day. I’d enjoy eating one of these ration boxes back then.

He sounded depressed when there was no hiss

"one of my crown jewels, one of the most valuable and rare military rations i've ever owned." steve says as he breaks the undoable seal and eats everything

Love the way he describes the cigs ....like an old time Doctor recommending you cigarettes in between Cronkite broadcasts

Petition for “Numb Tongue Deluxe!!” on a tshirt

"Don't drink urine." Bear Grylls could learn something.

8:44 I think one of those malaria mosquitoes escaped the tin

"uhh... ohh... total rancidity!... uhhh..... numb tongue..... deluxe!"

I love these videos, everytime I watch one I get like a Christmas morning opening presents kinda feeling, extremely satisfying and educational

they sure were generous with the cigarettes

"I´m just going to save that for later..", lol

"Avoid hardships and stay well" - "Well dang boys we didn't read the instructions first. That's why we're here in them thar foxholes"

I keep watching these videos at night. I don’t know why they’re so calming.

"Tastes like dirt.. and a..sponge." lol.

Numb tongue deluxe :D

Steve!!! You’re a fkg genius! Quote of the night: “You know what I love about these old smokes?” “Everything!”

That is a really good ration. Very compact and lightweight, but contains a lot of food. That is a collectible item.

I have a fear of germs, and somehow I love watching people on youtube eat ancient, and extremely questionable food. I guess it's comforting to know that people can do this and somehow survive because it makes my normal life seem relatively safe. Also pretty cool to see something from the Korean War era, my uncle served in the military back then.

I don't even smoke cigarettes but these videos really make me want to try some of the vintage ones.

"one of the rarest most valuable rations I own." Proceeds to open it for our addiction.

Ow I respect him 100 percent after watching him try everything, every time I watch these types of videos, I’m always so curious. Thank you Steve 🙏🏻

I'm jealous of the cigs. I recognize that priceless smile after a first drag.

"Let's get this cleaned up and laid out" ... "Nice" all fixed

Numb tongue deluxe is my new favorite catchphrase lol

What a joy ! To see to have a man so happy , and so passionate about his hobbies :) you're a gift