1970's Worst Toy Ever Made Commercial # 1

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15 жыл бұрын

That's right it's Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow. I say number 1 because there are others that are arguably worse like Limbo Legs (see my channel), Belly Bongo and Footsie to name a few. The worst part about Milky was it cost you even more money because you needed to buy more milk pellets. To find more vintage toy commercials on dvd visit us at www.vintagetvcommercials.com

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@tjhamiton2316 6 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, but I had this toy as a kid and I loved it. My sister had Gobbles the Goat, which was also a fun toy. We used to take them out to our yard and pretend we lived on a farm. At least we were using our imagination back then.

@billyb4790 Жыл бұрын

Right? Sorry to sound like an old crank but how is this toy a bad thing while kids today play games involving blowing peoples heads off? Lol we’ve lost the plot in this world.

@DG-uh8uv Жыл бұрын

I totally agree

@mrshadow8096 11 ай бұрын

Which kids no longer have nowadays

@mplight2941 7 жыл бұрын

my grandpop bought me that toy for Christmas! I loved it! thanks for bringing my memory back to life. :)

@WhoShatInHere 13 жыл бұрын

Gotta love the amount of creativity that went into naming the cow.

@bartenationalbart-email-na3284 9 жыл бұрын

this is actually the best toy EVER

@philipwhatcott997 2 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine giving a kid one of these nowadays? Would be worth it just to see the look on their face.

@101Volts Жыл бұрын

Granted the kids here look to be around 7, and commercials often seem to have older kids than the target audience. Maybe this was aimed at like 2 - 5 year olds.

@vive335 Жыл бұрын

It’s an avocado…thanks!

@nikerailfanningttm9046 Жыл бұрын

Bro, todays kids just think “to milk a cow, you stick a vacuum to their four penis like things” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@blingbling574 Жыл бұрын

They would cry with joy.

@susandavey2361 11 ай бұрын

They'd freak out thinking milk came from a plastic carton not a cow 😂

@OceanbornAngel 3 жыл бұрын

I remember when I was a kid in the 70's really wanting one of these.

@Mishakol1290 Жыл бұрын

Sounds exactly like something from Family Guy or something.

@hdrjunkie 11 жыл бұрын

Just what every farm kid needed... a toy that also had them doing chores! lol

@citizenken7069 Жыл бұрын

I guess that's why my parents were never impressed by it. They both grew up on farms in the Great Depression, and neither of them had fond memories of milking cows.

@mboots957 10 жыл бұрын

You give the Milk to your peeing doll then Recycle back to the Cow.

@joefry22 5 жыл бұрын

The Circle of Life. lol

@johnward2101 4 жыл бұрын

That's sick bro, but the cool kinda sick lol

@1BolsaChica 10 жыл бұрын

I remember wanting that!!! I once milked a real cow in elementary school because they asked if anyone knew how. I raised my hand because I had seen an episode of I Love Lucy! Hahaha!

@Catnip11147 13 жыл бұрын

I remember this commercial. I often wondered, did anybody actually drink the fake milk?

@timhinchcliffe5372 Жыл бұрын

It was probably made out of thalidomide and lead... with asbestos to make it white.

@adamkhabazian3249 Жыл бұрын

it is inevitable

@raccoon681 10 ай бұрын

@@adamkhabazian3249 You need something to wash down the playdoh

@LarryLeeMoniz 11 жыл бұрын

Coming soon, "Milkton, the Curious Milking Bull!"

@Zebra_3 Жыл бұрын

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@samidellaidella532 10 жыл бұрын

Aww I loved my Milky. My parents cleaned out the garage about 5 years ago and tossed her. I was pissed! Especially when I found out she still mooed after all these years. Not a toy for everyone.

@arthurcabral9561 10 жыл бұрын

sometimes rare pieces will show up on ebay. You can post an alert to send you an e-mail if one pops up. This is how I recovered a "zeroid space mobile" from the early seventies that my mother generously gave away to strangers when I was in second grade.

@mgonzales3840 9 жыл бұрын

+Samidella idella I had one too, and have fun memories as a kid playing with it. My parents threw mine away as well. I'm so bummed about that.

@samidellaidella532 9 жыл бұрын

M Gonzales My mom went on a cleaning spree a few years ago and threw out Suzy home maker toys that are awesome and in demand now because they actually worked (the washer and grill were my favorites), and other toys, books, bikes, cabbage patch dolls (including international ones in boxes) , 3 working Atari- 2600, 5200 and 7600 and about 300 game cartridges, and a Nintendo (with the robot and games) all into an industrial dumpster never to be seen again. I managed to save the little people hospital, sesame street set, carousel and Ferris wheel because they were in a cabinet that she missed. She also can't figure out why I got so mad. Ironically about 10 years back when I was moving I was going to take what I really wanted,and she suggested I leave it so that I wouldn't have clutter. moving into an apartment or the expense of storage. Damn those old people LOL!

@brandonford4474 7 жыл бұрын

we had a few of them & loved them. They blasted apart quite easily when dropping or throwing down the stairs

@3642130 7 жыл бұрын

Samidella idella so stupid, I understand! My mother's also anti-sentimental.

@johnward2101 4 жыл бұрын

Mom: if I see you fondling that cow again I'm taking that toy away!

@azeleapark 10 жыл бұрын

i gotta ask....what the heck is 'pretend milk' made of?

@ashleigh_marrrie 10 жыл бұрын

just a white tablet of some sort inserted in her stomach probably, then it mixes with the water she drinks.

@josephsmith961 8 жыл бұрын

+azeleapark Expired chemotherapy drugs.

@fool4singing 6 жыл бұрын

Chalk dust...

@Olivia-sp2eh 4 жыл бұрын

@@fool4singing wait what really?

@riproar11 4 жыл бұрын

Pretend milk is made from soy, almonds, oats, cashews...to name a few.

@socialghost4400 10 жыл бұрын

"Dear Santa, I want Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow for Christmas!" ...said no kid ever!

@Smartboy8877 9 жыл бұрын

bat115 I hope he responds!

@mplight2941 7 жыл бұрын

IMMORTEN VALKYRIEN sorry I did get that for Christmas

@aileenplaysandvlogs7790 6 жыл бұрын

I want it too

@tpd2100 5 жыл бұрын

@@mplight2941 I got them two years in a row because I wanted my first one to have a friend. :D

@Stacelicious 5 жыл бұрын

I had one and loved it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@ferociousgumby 10 жыл бұрын

Better than Barbie's pooping dog Tanner

@ScottNapolitan 11 ай бұрын

Eeew, they really made such a toy?

@momitaeg 4 жыл бұрын

0:14. DANG SHE GOT THAT *plastic surgery*

@spensert4933 3 жыл бұрын

Cow dash e ann.

@scuttlebuttlodge 13 жыл бұрын

Awesome! I used to be a dairy farmer for 25 years. I love it!

@kwturner 14 жыл бұрын

So, it's Christmas 1978. Star Wars is new and it's the biggest thing in the world, especially if you're seven years old. Christmas morning rolls around and Little Billy wakes up at 5:30, runs joyously down the stairs and sees a brightly coloured box wrapped in a bow with his name on it. What could it be? A Tie Fighter? A Landspeeder? All the coolest action figures in one glorious payload? Billy rips in, barely able to contain his glee, and finds ... a cow. Merry friggin' Christmas!

@rondondetrumpis938 2 ай бұрын

I’m guessing that you were little Billy? 😂

@Kolbatsu 10 жыл бұрын

The fast-paced world of milking, now it toy form!

@canadianstudmuffin 10 жыл бұрын

They were really milking this product! :P

@finster1968 6 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yes. I remember the commercial.

@brainsareus 6 жыл бұрын

I c what ya did

@Olaf236 Жыл бұрын

I was poor, we couldn’t afford toys like that. We had to actually go to the barn and milk the real thing……

@Eric-sn4qz 3 жыл бұрын

Joey blew this up with an M-80. Holy cow what a flashback. His sister was pissed thou.

@jerrygarcia9244 8 жыл бұрын

my mom used to dissolve aspirin in water to make the milk color.

@kungpaopizza2126 6 жыл бұрын

*Jerry Garcia* Your mom was an ass at the time

@djdepaolo 11 жыл бұрын

I can't breathe...laughing so @#$% hard!! I totally forgot about this short loved toy until this ad resurrected those suppressed TV memories. This is a classic!

@Long-HairedLuigi 4 жыл бұрын

I have 2 respectfully disagree: the worst is the “Tiffany Taylor” doll, a toy so unintentionally hilarious that it gave everyone who saw its commercial nonstop hysterylaughing, was laughed, mocked, and joked about so badly that it was literally laughed off the toy shelves, & its creators were profoundly embarrassed! XD

@rondondetrumpis938 2 ай бұрын

Born in ‘82. Didn’t know this existed till now. Finally a video that makes me feel young!!

@dalisman 13 жыл бұрын

Had this as a kid, loved it!

@3642130 7 жыл бұрын

Wow, I had forgotten all about Milky, especially when the adult book store started selling "Lovin Lamb, the attractive, anatomically correct sheep".

@VandalStork 14 жыл бұрын

I remember this toy! I forgot about it for years...then I stumbled onto a very creepy short story about a box of abandoned toys in an attic that plot the death of the nearly grown child who broke them. I remember that one of the toys was Milky...

@DaNinja60 Жыл бұрын

Why do I remember that commercial so well? 😂😂

@Smartboy8877 11 жыл бұрын

I remember "My Puppy Puddles". I thought the ads were quite amusing! I once saw a similar toy in a store sometime in the nineties. The slogan used to advertise this toy was "Drinks and Wets Without the Mess!

@functionalschizophr 10 жыл бұрын

pretend milk tablets....

@krazykykracker 8 жыл бұрын

Lol I actually had this toy when I was a kid. It and my big wheel were my favorite toys.

@isloth75 10 ай бұрын

I was a happy kid when I finally got the Marvelous Milky! I think it surprised everyone in my family too! 😂 I think I was the only kid I knew that had one! 😂 I honestly don't remember what happened to it either. 😂

@peganbrooke7866 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t have this toy as a little one but would have loved it. It think this sort of toy would be a good way to teach contemporary kids where their food comes from!

@theketovillagee 10 жыл бұрын

This was my most loved and favorite toy EVER.... I use to make her drink chocolate milk so I could drink it.. haha. Then some rotted in her and smelled horrible

@45gunner 10 жыл бұрын

OMG...LMAO!

@samidellaidella532 10 жыл бұрын

...Glad to know I wasn't the only one who experimented on Milky. Thinking about her after all these years is making me feel old though.

@theketovillagee 10 жыл бұрын

I want one for my grandson.... anyone know how to get one?

@samidellaidella532 10 жыл бұрын

Cristy Boo Several years ago I saw one at a site that dealt in pristine "antique toys". I'm sorry that I don't recall the name, it was VERY expensive (like 300 bucks still in the box). I really couldn't justify spending that much. Try ebay, you may get lucky and get one that maybe isn't in the box, but still works. I keep hoping that some company will produce a retro version for less. My mom (I'm in my 40s btw) said she'll buy one for me if I really want it. If they were around 100 bucks I'd take her up on it for a Xmas/bday present. I'm Pathetic! LOL

@theketovillagee 10 жыл бұрын

Im in my 40s too... I wish some company would reproduce all of our toys again... esp the magic window

@heatherjones5158 7 жыл бұрын

This toy was awesome and my favorite as a kid.

@alex1vid 9 ай бұрын

The best thing about this commercial and Tonka Truck commercials was the usage of banjos and Southern accents.😂😅

@skullzcrusher 14 жыл бұрын

"She drinks water when you PUMP HER TAIL" hahahaha

@burmiester1 13 жыл бұрын

That's actually a really neat toy. It is clever and original. And most toys are devoid of that nowadays.

@WeirdVideoGames Жыл бұрын

It's a COW

@carryclass 10 жыл бұрын

when i was little i wanted the bull version of this

@nunyerbidness6417 10 жыл бұрын

I had one. you didn't miss much. it didn't work right. half the time i had to prime it.

@Qusin111 3 жыл бұрын

"Dear Santa, I want Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow for Christmas!" PS and some M80's

@weprin2 4 жыл бұрын

I remember this commercial for this toy when it was new back then. You should've seen Phelous review on a similar toy called Milk Cow made by Funny Toys. Except it doesn't give milk but includes a shot gun that fires and talks saying "GO GO GO, MOVE OUT TO SAVE THE HOSTAGES!!!!!"

@countrygirl6008 9 жыл бұрын

I think this is great. Not sure why you'd call it the "worst" toy ever-especially for farm kids. Or city kids who would love to live on a farm and milk a cow. Kid's love seeing cows get milked, and there really aren't lot of "dairy" oriented toys out there for them to role-play with. The next best thing out there that I had, was a toy milking parlor made by Britain. It consisted of little hoses with brackets on them that simply snapped onto the little toy cows that came with it. Kept be busy for hours. This would have done the same.

@EnemyAce88 9 жыл бұрын

As a kid who grew up on a dairy farm, this toy is awful. Having to wake up at 4:30 every morning to go milk takes the fun out of it really fast.

@countrygirl6008 9 жыл бұрын

EnemyAce88 I loved it. I loved working in a place where all the employees just "mood'" and never talked back, seeing the sun come up over the trees, listening to the radio and watching the milk splashing into the receiver jars. It was peaceful and relaxing. The only time I could ever recall it being "unpleasant" was if I was sick and didn't feel well. And if you live where it snows, that can sort of add to taking the fun out of it too. Summer on the other hand; those were good times.

@mercmarc 10 жыл бұрын

don't forget to put the artificial growth hormone in the cows water kids!

@Smartboy8877 9 жыл бұрын

merc marc Very cute indeed!

@finster1968 6 жыл бұрын

The pretend milk might actually be less harmful for you than some drink products today.

@billyb4790 Жыл бұрын

For some reason it’s heartwarming to see people in the comments section wanted this.

@mhennek 14 жыл бұрын

Kid 1:"She drinks water!" Kid 2:"And goes pretend milk!"

@bobfriedman409 9 жыл бұрын

Just wrong in every way !

@arthurcabral9561 9 жыл бұрын

+bob friedman The rare "bull" version had a different kind of rubber attachment.

@davesworld7961 8 жыл бұрын

+bob friedman I preferred the Dolly Parton version.

@bobfriedman409 8 жыл бұрын

+Arthur Cabral she's got purty lips....

@bobfriedman409 8 жыл бұрын

pretend -milk tablets ! that's some fine drinkin' !!!!

@finster1968 6 жыл бұрын

Lol DavesWorld

@elc1960 13 жыл бұрын

Imagine that - Kenner made a toy cow that gave milk, and 20 years later Mattel made a dog for Barbie that could shit, and also a cat for her that pissed in its litterbox. American toymaker ingenuity in action.

@rustyeffect 13 жыл бұрын

"She's raisin her head, its milkin time now, her pre-teen milk is a fillin the pail" "SHIT DRINKS WAWTER" "IMS GONT PRETEEN MILK"

@6plastic 11 жыл бұрын

I told Santa when I was a kid " I want The Millennium Falcon for Christmas" but instead I received this fucking toy!

@katrus 12 жыл бұрын

Holy crap. My parents got me one of these from a garage sale when I was a kid. I never could figure out what the hell it was supposed to do.

@Tsubahi 13 жыл бұрын

I remember that commercial.XD And the way the udder was installed, too!XD

@TheTravelersTravels Жыл бұрын

I'd rather have a Stop Touching Me Elmo...lol

@stealthbeastgaming 14 жыл бұрын

AGH! IT GOES IN CLEAR, WHY DOES IT COME OUT MILKY?! LOL!

@666asiamalaysia999 13 жыл бұрын

I want it! In goes vodka, out comes homemade roofie colada. Gunna save a bundle

@KaizokuShojo 12 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing about this is that there were probably kids that lived out in the country at this time that saw this commercial and said, "That's not fun and games, I have to go out at 5 AM every morning and do that!!!" Although I'm sure they corrected the TV, telling them that pulling a cow's tail is not really a good idea.

@PhilLesh69 11 жыл бұрын

Don't forget "My puppy puddles". There's also the shaved ice whale that had a razorblade attachment to shave blocks of ice. Fun for ages 3 and up!

@testodude 14 жыл бұрын

same here. As they song rolled on, it came flooding back. So weird. If someone would have given me this as a kid, I would have changed the name to Milky the Marvelous Exploding Cow.

@blockmasterscott 11 ай бұрын

I had this as a kid, and absolutely loved it.

@hzv7242 3 жыл бұрын

Mmmm! Some of that milk and that Easy Bake Oven cake and you're all set!!! 😁

@HahahaVille 12 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha very good my friend...now the secret is out! FYI Bachmann and Palin both recently had a "Milky the cow" "Tea Party" or should I say a "Milky party" ;)

@clubpenguin1212100 13 жыл бұрын

''and heres pretend milk!'' lol

@ScuzzMB Жыл бұрын

I remember this commercial because I wanted this toy BADLY. I asked for it for my birthday and got a remote control car instead. What could have been.

@JACKTHEDRAGONOKEEFFE Жыл бұрын

My parents couldn't afford it, so I ended up milking the dog.

@GenXMafia Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤘🏼🤣

@spartan8345 13 жыл бұрын

I'm glad they say "pretend milk" not like commercials today with their fine print

@shacks29 14 жыл бұрын

Kids getting a very wrong impression how to milking a cow. lol

@frankrizzo4460 2 жыл бұрын

This guy's voice sounds like the one who does the Smash up Derby toy commercial 🤔

@feyfantome 13 жыл бұрын

LMAO!! I actually played with this toy as a kid!! I thought this lousy piece of crap was the coolest toy ever. The funniest part is that (since it was sold prior to our consumer safety board committees) it had all these warning labels cautioning you not to drink the "milk". They actually sold a toy that made chemically dangerous imitation milk and expected children not to consume it-for all we know it was liquid cocaine. How did we survive childhood in the 70's?

@gingergoat7084 2 жыл бұрын

Just what I thought as well. Why would you sell a toy that had artificial “milk” to a child who would most likely drink it.

@edmunddonnelly3881 Жыл бұрын

@@gingergoat7084 They worked the word 'pretend' into the jingle for that reason 😂

@DundrHed 14 жыл бұрын

Timmy, c'mon over...I gotta milky cow! It'll be AWESOME!

@extendedpinky Жыл бұрын

I loved mine but you see the pretend milk didn’t come out fast enough. So I altered her udders with scissors and made bigger holes.

@bettypro 14 жыл бұрын

i wanted one of these in the 70's lol!!! mom said no go milk the real one out back!!!

@ChristiRich 14 жыл бұрын

This commercial was aired and sold in Dallas, Texas. I still have mine.

@stevelight2061 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! It’s going to take me six months to unsee that!😡😡😡🤮🤮🤮

@whitenightify 11 жыл бұрын

im glad i was born about 10 years after this lol

@MillennialMcGuyver 14 жыл бұрын

I can imagine the number of kids who probably drank that gross milk-water. LOL.

@ReaverRism 13 жыл бұрын

What if: The kids thinks the milk is a real one? LOL

@k2_tech745 Жыл бұрын

I completely forgot about that toy until seeing this video

@RebecaDolLoverRubin 13 жыл бұрын

This teaches kids a valuable lesson xD

@kurtdewittphoto Жыл бұрын

It's all fun and games till the milk sours.

@tallboyyyy 13 жыл бұрын

HOLY CRAP!! I REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL!!! YIKES!!

@PyroFenix69 13 жыл бұрын

This toy is really no different from a doll peeing, or a toy dog pretending to poop. Yeah, I think Milky the cow is perfect for someone like Ralphie and Milthouse! LMAO.

@markshaw2009 Жыл бұрын

New version out now called milking the prostrate.

@roostergriffin 11 жыл бұрын

I weep for you, my friend.

@T97Frida 13 жыл бұрын

This toy together with some special Kool Aid would have made Jonestown so much funnier.

@DanHintz Жыл бұрын

pretend milk tablets would be an excellent band name.

@torresongs2 13 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming that this was marketed to city kids who could not enjoy the actual chore of milking a real cow. We also must assume that you somehow mixed dehydrated milk with the water to make the "pretend milk". How "marvelous"!

@mainstreetsaint36 7 ай бұрын

That cow's name is the pre-internet era version of Boaty McBoatface.

@tv321123 12 жыл бұрын

@Trondoc I am dying from laughing now, you made my day

@colorfularies 14 жыл бұрын

Seida - YES, you had to put white tables in the udder....it unscrewed! Then when the water went thru the cow it made it look like "milk'...well sorta. My question is...what were we supposed to do with the "milk" once you milked her? LOL