20-year-old Spider-Man Cake

20-year-old Spider-Man Cake | Ashens

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10 ай бұрын

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Music for the Spider-Cake song written and performed by Jerden Cooke. And he sings the nice version at the end!
Do YOU remember Spider-Man? Do YOU remember cake? Well, this will probably make you wish you'd never heard of either of those things. A superhero themed cake with an incredible amount of icing, it shows everyone's favourite webslinger climbing up a wall! Or at least it did 20 years ago, it now shows his crumbling body stuck to a mound of rot. Lovely. Just be glad you can't smell this one...
Due to the potentially lethal nature of this cake I couldn't try any, so you get a nice song instead. Seems a fair trade-off.
#spider-man #cake #ashens

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@Zontar82 10 ай бұрын

I cannot stop scratching my head on how and why someone managed to keep a cake for 20 years

@VeyronBD 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, like how does this leave the kitchen cupboard and somehow end up stored somewhere that it would go unnoticed for 20 years

@shaddaboop7998 10 ай бұрын

@@VeyronBDHoarders.

@Zontar82 10 ай бұрын

@@VeyronBD exactly

@strat458796 10 ай бұрын

People are bad about putting cakes in freezers. Probably a large deep freezer under an amalgamation of groceries

@strictlyrudeinhd 10 ай бұрын

@@shaddaboop7998 The proper terminology is Marvel merchandise collector

@mickeymouse12678 10 ай бұрын

The sheer bravery of putting a disintegrating mold spore cake directly onto the couch is really something to behold

@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 10 ай бұрын

At this point, the couch has probably evolved it's own biome that actively fights against harmful micro-organisms that are placed on it.

@silverxstar01 10 ай бұрын

@@c.james1I feel like a child who just learned that Santa Claus isn’t real.

@EmeraldHill-vo1cs 10 ай бұрын

@@c.james1 The couch is owned by the Umbrella Corp.

@Cyberdeamon 10 ай бұрын

This couch is how Ashens became immune to covid and all future mutations.

@grahamkelly8662 10 ай бұрын

@@c.james1I’m so glad you said that. Every time I watch 1 of these vids, I’m always creeped out by the nasty sofa. I honestly believed it was his living room couch and now I feel a lot better 😁😭

@DoubLL 10 ай бұрын

It's kind of incredible that this wall-themed cake turned into an actual wall.

@-Chrome- 10 ай бұрын

Never give up

@EvilSantaTheTrue 10 ай бұрын

@@-Chrome- self improvement progress in only 20 years!!! Never give up

@ocinprofession 9 ай бұрын

@@EvilSantaTheTrue Stay hard.

@WolfyRed 9 ай бұрын

@@ocinprofession💀

@Bando-fx4mf 8 ай бұрын

He’s a uk hoarder. Uk whyts from the slums and suburbs are some of the dirtiest whypipo on earth. Worse then American rednecks. Uk whypipo who aren’t rich and privileged are some of the most incest made families bloodlines. Hence why he kept that cake. He was saving it to eat it years later but some one smart informed him not eat because it would be lethal. He deff argued with the person why he should be able to eat it , since he paid for it. So that person suggest he make a KZfaq video about it so he makes some money back.

@jwmcq 10 ай бұрын

In 2002 I was 15 years old and that spiderman film was just about the coolest thing I had ever seen. That cake has aged about as well as my ability to feel wonder or hope.

@justhumanthings6711 10 ай бұрын

Emo

@AllHailTheAnimeLover 10 ай бұрын

So it's a git gunky but still there? Different but Familiar? You still have faith you're just going through it

@MASTEROFEVIL 10 ай бұрын

😂

@Suedeash 10 ай бұрын

nah just British lol@@justhumanthings6711

@Icewallowcome012 10 ай бұрын

Hey more cake for me

@Cherry-bq4oh 10 ай бұрын

Honestly theres barely any difference between a video from 2 hours ago and 10 years ago, Ashens has got to be the most consistent youtuber out there

@Badgers0710 10 ай бұрын

Him and Captain Disillusion have been so consistent over their run on platform. It's admirable honestly c:

@hyperturbotechnomike 10 ай бұрын

@@Badgers0710 Add VWestlife too. It even looks as if he is still using a MiniDV camcorder to make his videos. Wouldn't be surprised if he still does.

@wille3573 10 ай бұрын

@@Badgers0710Grand Illusions too

@vali6717 10 ай бұрын

The changes have come from audio quality and footage resolution but that's about all really.

@jamescunningham8092 10 ай бұрын

It helps that Stuart doesn’t visibly age, since we only see his arms. Captain Disillusion, on the other hand, is noticeably … paunchier than his first appearances.

@thetransavenger 10 ай бұрын

its weird to think this cake was only 3 years out of date when ashens uploaded his first video

@frankiefranklin9761 10 ай бұрын

Stop no

@thetransavenger 10 ай бұрын

@@frankiefranklin9761 yea his first video was febuary 2006

@CoyoteIslander 10 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ

@Caledon91 10 ай бұрын

This cake saw 4 US Presidents, 7 UK Prime Ministers, 9 Spider Man movies, and is older than KZfaq.

@TheFerretMan 10 ай бұрын

KZfaq be getting old. Kids today have never known a world without it

@TheLexusKitsune 10 ай бұрын

The scariest thing is that this cake hasn’t completely rotted away into nothing

@ghivifahmi4252 9 ай бұрын

Shitloads of sugar probably helps preserving a bit of that

@PricklyPineapplesProductions 15 күн бұрын

No its the poison ingredients. If food barely rots for 20 years then it is not food.@@ghivifahmi4252

@gerrettmcqueen7001 10 ай бұрын

I find it odd that it’s packaged like a toy that’s meant to sit on a shelf, not a box like a bakery would use.

@warpdarkmatter 10 ай бұрын

lmfao exactly this, i was so confused trying to figure out if it was cake or a toy or both

@s.s5933 9 ай бұрын

Right. Very weird

@smell3285 9 ай бұрын

I imagine you’re maybe not English? Most cheap pre-made cakes are sold like this/ look like this from supermarkets and do in fact sit on shelves lol. Is this not a thing elsewhere?

@bobswolfie2001 9 ай бұрын

@@smell3285it’s a thing in Europe and America, but I guess the packaging isn’t usually quite as... all-encompassing? I dunno how else to describe it, just, usually the cake ‘window’ takes up more than only 10% of the box lol.

@StygianStyx 9 ай бұрын

@@smell3285 in the U.S most cake boxes i have seen are bland white boxes with a small hole in the top covered by plastic that lets you see a piece of the cake.

@DoctorBastard 10 ай бұрын

I'm quite looking forward to an elderly Ashens reviewing a twenty year old Mandalorian cake.

@Jackalblade9 10 ай бұрын

Please, please let me live long enough to see this happen.

@militaristaustrian 10 ай бұрын

@@Jackalblade9it shall be granted

@Chef_Alpo 10 ай бұрын

There will be so much throwaway filler entertainment between now and then, no one will remember or care about Mandalorian in 20 years. Classic memorable viewing experiences are dead, you're swimming in the river rapids of forgettables now, hence the huge nostalgia market.

@oddjobplayzps4314 10 ай бұрын

@@Chef_Alpo people will remember the mandalorian in 20 years

@berndbernd3464 10 ай бұрын

nobody will remmeber this show in 20 years

@aikki_exe3060 10 ай бұрын

An entire 20 year old cake is a genuinely impressive and monumental find in the niche genre of out of date food collection

@Dear_Lola 10 ай бұрын

It is something else…

@Dargonhuman 9 ай бұрын

While I want to laugh at the obvious joke, part of me is terrified that something like "out of date food collectors" might be a real thing...

@kees_hoe 9 ай бұрын

@@Dargonhuman it is actually! 😅 I went down a rabbit hole of watching videos of it. Some people will even taste test doubles in their collection, or just open them on video if they’re damaged etc. It’s weirdly fascinating but sorta gross at the same time 😅

@AmyCherryLMAO 9 ай бұрын

@@kees_hoewasnt there the guy who ate 40 year old gum

@Dargonhuman 9 ай бұрын

@@kees_hoe I was much happier not knowing that today lol.

@krunkle5136 8 ай бұрын

Let it sink in that this cake has been existing, languishing, wherever for twenty years as you lived your life.

@Jarmint 3 ай бұрын

The cake is 2 years older than me

@Southpawarsenal 10 ай бұрын

I cannot believe that an actual human being would open and investigate a 20 year old cake let alone record it and share his experience with the world. We appreciate you Athens.

@NetBattler 9 ай бұрын

Let's hope he wears a hazmat suit while shooting.

@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 9 ай бұрын

Investigating it just makes perfect sense out of sheer curiosity. The real surprise is that he put it on his cloth couch to cut into it without even putting a trash bag or paper down first.

@DiegoDiablo 9 ай бұрын

Dude is gross 🤮

@Lavender1775 8 ай бұрын

With no gloves at that

@xavierdraco33 10 ай бұрын

My recently deceased best friend and I had a joint stag-do 20 years ago this year, where we had this as the stag cake. We laughed so hard at the squat Spider-Man and still have photos of just spidey looking like he was squashed awkwardly. Love seeing it on here as we have followed Ashens for a long time and is one of the only KZfaq channels we both love. He would have loved seeing this too.

@chupathingy6626 10 ай бұрын

My condolences. ❤ Glad you're able to find some joy in the memory.

@camptube7621 10 ай бұрын

That’s why we exist on this earth. The memories we leave behind are exactly this. RIP your friend. I am in the funeral industry. I always say ‘we are never gone whilst we are remembered’ 😊

@wentoneisendon6502 10 ай бұрын

It's horrible to lose a best friend. My condolences

@fshoaps 10 ай бұрын

Of course in every KZfaq video's comments there is somebody talking about tragedy. My god. Nobody wants to hear it. Go take it to your pastor.

@Greasiola 10 ай бұрын

@@fshoapsit’s called trauma dumping, and they do it because they know it’ll force bait sympathy from people and help get likes

@nofacenothing 10 ай бұрын

This channel is a safe place. Same camera angle, same sofa, same Ashens. Thank you Uncle Ashens. You provide stability in times of uncertainty. Forever grateful x

@disposable_income_andy 10 ай бұрын

from an aesthetic standpoint, yes. from any other standpoint, this has gotta be one of the most dangerous places in history.

@amc2004uk 10 ай бұрын

Now if only we could get him tied to a consistent upload schedule!

@LazyGavid 10 ай бұрын

bro he's a mister handyman robot from the fallout universe, ever wondered why Codsworth was able to put up with living in the same eradiated neighbourhood for 210 years? Well now you do.

@graytlo 10 ай бұрын

Isn’t it wonderful? I was just thinking the same thing! I’ve been subscribed for at least a decade and he hasn’t changed a thing! I love it so much

@blakksheep736 10 ай бұрын

Well that's good to hear! I'm actually new here, this is my first vid from this channel, I sought it out because I was told it was basically British Dankpods, look like I'll be enjoying my time here.

@Zxymr 9 ай бұрын

*2 things I learned from this video* - You gotta get that knife exorcised. - You gotta get that couch exorcised.

@fuzzbuns84 10 ай бұрын

in the fallout universe, i am sure a perfectly preserved spider-man cake would be the stuff of legends.

@tardisman4210 2 ай бұрын

There is an equivalent of this cake in Fallout 4, in several port-o-diners you can find a perfectly preserved pie you can try to get

@fuzzbuns84 2 ай бұрын

@@tardisman4210 that was what i was referencing lol

@sonixthatsme 10 ай бұрын

The only weird thing is, someone saved this cake for over 20 years and sold it.

@caesar7734 10 ай бұрын

I don’t want to know what else that person is saving.

@HesGotaGun505 10 ай бұрын

Saving a slice of cake from a royal wedding = crazy. Saving a supermarket Spider-Man cake from a movie promotion = utterly psychotic and you belong on every government watchlist there is. 🤪

@keiyakins 10 ай бұрын

I mean it probably got forgotten in the deep dark recesses of someone's pantry or something, they didn't *consciously* keep it surely?

@SqrunkTrep 10 ай бұрын

What if they intentionally kept it because they exactly knew there would be some influencer 20 years down the line who would need it for a video

@Ranger_Kevin 10 ай бұрын

@@keiyakins Maybe, but still - would the first thought after re-discovering it not be "jeez, let's throw that in the bin asap" and not "nice, I can probably sell that to some youtuber"?

@salldarling 10 ай бұрын

As rancid as that cake is, my tender heart is kinda pleased that that poor old birthday cake eventually got to be serenaded like all the other birthday cakes. It may not have been the birthday song, but it finally got a song. Lol

@Yopops215 10 ай бұрын

🥲

@sunsetman22 10 ай бұрын

to think that most of those probably ended in a landfill, unloved, not part of any child's precious birthday memories

@NetBattler 9 ай бұрын

@@sunsetman22that's really sad. 😢

@spookrockcity 9 ай бұрын

@@NetBattler Bruh it's a cake. Get a damn grip on yourself.

@NetBattler 9 ай бұрын

@@spookrockcity yeah, a cake that gets zero attention and have sad life.

@ICONOCLAST 10 ай бұрын

I DEFINITELY remember getting this cake for my 4th Birthday. I was so obsessed with Spidey as a child. Beautifully warm, fun memories. Crazy you have this after all these years. Bit of a shocker though but still really cool nonetheless for nostalgic purposes of things from much better times.. I’m just curious as to where in the hell it’s been all these years 🤣

@Fridge_Fiend 9 ай бұрын

I remember seeing this cake when I was 4 too. Though my lifes far better now so not exactly warm memories, still weirdly nostalgic though

@aualga 6 ай бұрын

And how was it?

@mgeeinc.4270 6 ай бұрын

I think i did too!

@RobsRemixes 7 ай бұрын

“You’ve got the kind of Air of Rot” that would be a great name for a Metal band.

@thegreyinitiate3680 10 ай бұрын

Part of me wonders how a 20 year old cake still exists, but then I remembered the channel I was watching and thought “if anyone could find it, it would be him”

@blunderingfool 10 ай бұрын

SteveMRE?

@girlsdrinkfeck 10 ай бұрын

bet that 20 year old cake has better tattoos than zoomers

@wahlflower3517 10 ай бұрын

I remember some of his other expired foods came from people who were cleaning out an elderly relative's home and found forgotten food in the far back corners of the kitchen. Then instead of throwing it out, they sent it to Ashens. I could see some forgetful granny leaving a birthday cake at the bottom of a storage freezer for years as new things piled on top.

@dekunt6549 10 ай бұрын

@@girlsdrinkfeckI’ve been looking at this comment for 10 mins and still can’t decipher what you’re trying to even say.

@spoike7027 10 ай бұрын

@@dekunt6549 I think it's the ramblings of a senile old person.

@trevorhansen1940 10 ай бұрын

Ashens is the only person that can have a 20 year old cake hanging around and nobody calls the loonybin.

@Temperjames 10 ай бұрын

how long dyou think he had it for haha. He clearly would have bought it recently

@trevorhansen1940 10 ай бұрын

@Temperjames I wouldn't doubt that he's had it sealed in something for the past 5 years just waiting to give it a sniff.

@RickR69 10 ай бұрын

I've been calling for a while, it's just nobody's bothered to answer.

@oatymilkshake 10 ай бұрын

Oh we've called don't worry, we've called

@Foxstar1387 10 ай бұрын

Issue is Ashens is running said loonybin.

@wobblysausage7387 10 ай бұрын

I was 9 when Spiderman was released and it was my absolute favourite film. I had this cake for my birthday and I remember it very well. Seeing it again 20 years later is absolutely wild.

@bilbobaggins9451 10 ай бұрын

Wild and terrifying

@anceptus 10 ай бұрын

Go on, take a bite...

@djraptorthetrashraptor7701 9 ай бұрын

i'm genuinely curious on what this cake tasted like before it became fossilized

@PoutingTrevor 10 ай бұрын

For a 20 year old cake, it looked to be in alarmingly good condition.

@RCLeahcar 5 ай бұрын

Well it's because most of it is icing xD

@user-lt2rw5nr9s 10 ай бұрын

I wasn't expecting a musical number, but I also wasn't expecting a 20 year old spider-cake either.

@Tactical_Hotdog 10 ай бұрын

It's the title of the video... Pretty much expected a 20 year old cake.

@user-lt2rw5nr9s 10 ай бұрын

@@Tactical_Hotdog Stunning observation

@Tactical_Hotdog 10 ай бұрын

@@user-lt2rw5nr9s unlike yours?

@gloomiy 10 ай бұрын

@@Tactical_Hotdogi think you might be onto something there mate

@disposable_income_andy 10 ай бұрын

ashens is the only channel where you can click on a video knowing full well 100% what you're getting and still be surprised

@SharlyTV 10 ай бұрын

I love that the brick wall looking fondant icing became an actual stone lmao

@pantheonvideo 10 ай бұрын

The circle of life.

@lollycarola 10 ай бұрын

Fake it til you make it

@WololoWololo2 9 ай бұрын

LOL ACTUAL BRICK

@itsfroggyoutside4879 8 ай бұрын

"Imma sniff it properly... that was an error."

@egpx 10 ай бұрын

"Spider-Cake, Spider-Cake, They are serving it at Ashens' wake, He's dead because he went and ate, That bloody Spider-Cake"

@miguelmartinez-kr7ps 10 ай бұрын

"Look out, dont eat that spider cake"

@KoryGilesYT 10 ай бұрын

“Spider-Cake, Spider-Cake, the icing has started to flake, don’t eat that for goodness sake, it’s a bloody Spider-Cake”

@matthewbuick373 10 ай бұрын

Hilarious!!! 😆

@TheOriginalAlexa_ 10 ай бұрын

“Spider-Cake, Spider-Cake, eat it and meet your fate, look outttt, it’s a deadly Spider-Cake”.

@johnschatz9829 10 ай бұрын

Spider-Cake, Spider-Cake I’ve got a copy of Prison Break And Final Fantasy VII Remake Anyway, here’s the Spider-Cake

@steveo1840 10 ай бұрын

Seeing that cake was £4 and now cakes are £10-£15 really shows how much prices have gone up

@gymnasiast90 10 ай бұрын

£4 was the reduced price though - it was originally £8.

@steveo1840 10 ай бұрын

@@gymnasiast90 still a lot cheaper than today

@springtowundermongoofle 10 ай бұрын

⁠@@steveo1840That’s true if you don’t consider inflation. 8 pound sterling in 2003 is not the same as it is now 20 years later in 2023. Accounting for inflation, 8 pounds then is about 13-15 (sources vary) pounds now. So relatively speaking, you’re still paying the same price you would in 2003, just that the amount of pounds used has increased.

@juanthehorse420 10 ай бұрын

@@springtowundermongooflewages haven’t kept up though

@springtowundermongoofle 10 ай бұрын

⁠@@juanthehorse420I'd imagine so, but I wasn’t referring to wages in my original response. All I said that, relatively speaking, you were still paying the same price you would 2003 now in 2023, adjusting for inflation. Whether the fact that wages have been able to catch up to the inflation is an entirely different issue, one that I do not know too much about. Though thinking about it, it would technically cost you more in relative to amount of money you have spend these days.

@Bubblegum067X3 10 ай бұрын

It’s weird how comforting going back to these rotting food on a couch videos are but these help me sleep somehow. Thanks Ashens ❤

@mechanicalworm5796 10 ай бұрын

It’s been over ten years since I watched an Ashens video, which is surprising considering how much I absolutely loved them when I was younger. Anyways, I just clicked on one for the first time in over a decade, and somehow it’s the exact same as I remember. Time to binge the entire channel.

@bluesquadron8667 10 ай бұрын

That is such an early 2000s box. Haven't seen designs like that in years.

@pipedreamer9781 10 ай бұрын

Early Photoshop highlights and gradients hit different

@Will-22 10 ай бұрын

"With great moldy cake, comes great responsibility not to eat it" - uncle Ashens

@Oldbmwr100rs 10 ай бұрын

More like properly dispose of it like toxic waste.

@hotelmario510 10 ай бұрын

This implies that Ashens will die of food poisoning to remind a rot-themed superhero of his duty of care

@Will-22 10 ай бұрын

@@hotelmario510 Mold-Man

@P-P-Panda 8 ай бұрын

I still can’t believe that thing was BROWN and now it’s FADED GREEN 💀

@twilliamspro 10 ай бұрын

It looks like something you might find in Fallout in one of those food machines

@ultrafight777 10 ай бұрын

Ashens cutting the 20 year old cake on a sofa makes it more painful to watch 😩

@hypersniper71 10 ай бұрын

Lol

@j-pastel-yellow 10 ай бұрын

i love (hate) the fact that this isn’t the first time there’s been decades old cake on this channel.

@PedroBenolielBonito 10 ай бұрын

Last time was a box mix, though. This is ACTUAL PRE-MADE CAKE. I'm surprised Spidey isn't rotting along with the rest of his edible wall.

@jubbie1122 10 ай бұрын

@@PedroBenolielBonito Don't forget the 37 year old cake slice for his 10th anniversary!

@Hijiri_MIRACHION 10 ай бұрын

The fact that Ashens has featured quite a few rotten cakes on his channel is quite disturbing. And out of all of them, I think the only ones he did try were the tinned ones and the Microrave one if I recall correctly

@ogrejd 10 ай бұрын

20 year old cake that's been basically sitting out in the open with no protective packaging. Yum.

@johnny141093 10 ай бұрын

You must be new here

@ogrejd 10 ай бұрын

@@johnny141093 Nope. Been watching since Poundland Special 2 or 3, actually.

@shadowmanwkp 10 ай бұрын

Most things Ashen eats are tightly packaged. For example the whole chicken in a can "Sorry for the vegetarians watching, what's that all of you?" I think OP is right in calling this am outlier.

@peterclarke7240 10 ай бұрын

Yep. This one's got a proper "I joke about botulism, but I'm actually wearing a gas mask, a biohazard suit, and I've ordered the work experience boy to do the actual opening" vibe. 🤣

@italianjesus99 10 ай бұрын

Most likely been in someone’s freezer. It wouldn’t exist otherwise.

@isaacfrimpong1455 10 ай бұрын

Wow, I remember having this cake for my birthday when I turned 4 years old. I’m 24 now, thank you for the memories!!

@Krumplebumble 10 ай бұрын

I gotta be honest. Having a cake come in a box like it's a toy is so cool. I wish there were more products like this.

@12345BTU 10 ай бұрын

Ashens has it occurred to you that you’ve had the channel for so long that if you keep random food items safe then you’ll have a constant feed of content😂

@HeyitsMalk 10 ай бұрын

Literally an infinite money glitch

@AcornElectron 10 ай бұрын

You’re acting like he didn’t buy this in 2003 in preparation…

@llpalm08 10 ай бұрын

@@AcornElectron That is only a few years older than the channel. Maybe the 20 year anniversary of the channel should have food stuffs from that year.

@MrHack4never 10 ай бұрын

The old Pepsi he tried recently was bottled after the first old foodstuffs video, but I think Mr. Ashens would prefer to hoard inflatable crowns instead

@psycho_dog33 10 ай бұрын

Constant FEED of content?

@SoupnOlive 10 ай бұрын

In the time I finished elementary, middle, high school, and college, this has been rotting in some warehourse for twenty years. That's crazy to me.

@tomcole020 10 ай бұрын

I was thinking that. Throughout my whole life and every memory I’ve ever had this cake has just been sitting somewhere for some reason

@dawnclark9921 10 ай бұрын

This expired a few months after my brother's birthday. Not day we celebrate his birthday, but the first day he existed outside our mother.

@dawnclark9921 10 ай бұрын

I literally have relatives and friends younger than this cake.

@Gemdation 10 ай бұрын

I was born in 2007, 4 years after it was too late to eat a Spider-Man cake. ☹️

@efftee 10 ай бұрын

I was born, finished school and am now in my 3rd year of uni all the while this was rotting.

@PizzaTimeGuy 10 ай бұрын

I can smell it through my screen. LoL

@MrWolfSnack 10 ай бұрын

I imagine if you dropped this from a 2nd story window it would just go "poof" into a dust cloud and vaporize

@Liquidcadmus 10 ай бұрын

the most amazing thing is that someone actually kept that cake in its box for all these years.

@gl15col 10 ай бұрын

And mice and bugs didn't eat it in all that time.

@samholdsworth420 10 ай бұрын

Yeah what the actual fuck 😂

@1Duegon 10 ай бұрын

It's a collectible!

@Rcking1110 10 ай бұрын

1. I'd absolutely love to see a spoiled food museum 2. Absolutely loved your enthusiasm and the spider cake song

@jesseeatsbrains 10 ай бұрын

The immediate response at 10:02 had me dying 🤣🤣

@UnicornsExist17 5 ай бұрын

Ashens' signature "oh dear" never fails to make me smile and giggle

@alecpetsche1104 10 ай бұрын

It’s days like these I’m grateful smell-o-vision hasn’t been developed yet

@FerstErndFuriers 9 ай бұрын

With crime scene cleaner channels and channels alike, I am One Million percent happy smell-o-matic doesnt exist 😂

@LadyAstolat 8 ай бұрын

I legit reflexively pulled my shirt up over my nose to block the smell. 🤢🤮

@TheRoxBox99 10 ай бұрын

As soon as he opened the box, I swear I could faintly smell it through the screen

@mitchsterling3266 10 ай бұрын

This is still the only kind of thing you would find in the u. K. A custom made box for a food item such as a Spiderman cake. I love it bro.

@yaziyo 10 ай бұрын

So did someone just have this in their house for 20 years and one day wrote to Ashens to ask if he wanted it? I'm guessing it wasn't posted, which means that they probably had to hand deliver it, maybe in some sort of public place. Ashens we need to know the 20yo spidercake backstory.

@jebus89 10 ай бұрын

Surely someone bought it on sale, put it in a chest freezer and literally just forgot about it. Now for whatever reason they found it and the 'Asheny sense' meant the cake came here

@TheKulteska 10 ай бұрын

@@jebus89 the joy of chest freezers, i dread what is in my grandparents one, as i swear they only touch the top two layers, and have had it as long as i can remember

@techspeak5801 10 ай бұрын

It was probably posted actually

@tommylakindasorta3068 10 ай бұрын

For the origin story, go back and read issue No. 1 of The Amazing Spider-Cake.

@moloch5801 10 ай бұрын

I think he said on stream someone gave it to him at an event, might have been the recent Tatalogue evening with Ash Frith.

@mononoke721 10 ай бұрын

My question is - who has been holding on to this cake for 20 years just so it can be in an Ashens video? I'm glad they did, because otherwise we would not have been granted the beauty that is the spider-cake song!

@bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24 10 ай бұрын

A time traveller.

@JohnSmith-ox3gy 10 ай бұрын

@@bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24 Yes, this is certified a canon event to be protected by time-travellers.

@brianhebert6152 10 ай бұрын

Perhaps some collector with no idea as to how food goes bad

@chocoFallen 14 күн бұрын

(In middle of video) UUUUSE GLOOOOVES, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR COUCH AS SUPPORT YOU ARE FILLING IT WITH CONTAMINATED CRUMBLES WTF AAAAA

@kpcraftster6580 10 ай бұрын

"Oh Toby, what hast thou rot?" "You mean, wrought?" "No."

@ameliapotter627 10 ай бұрын

This unlocked a memory of when I was a kid, I used to love looking at the birthday cakes in supermarkets, for some reason I just found it really fun choosing which one looked the best. Although I wasn’t into Spider-Man, I remember seeing this cake and thought it looked really cool…didn’t think I’d be seeing it again after all these years 😂

@kitkat88816 10 ай бұрын

Same lol I would beg to look at birthday cakes when I go in shop now I still have a look I’m hoping someone will by a minecraft cake for ashens to review in 20 years time lol

@U014B 10 ай бұрын

I think the worst part is how, despite being left in open air for 20 years, it hasn't completely decomposed. Getting serious "Super-Size Me" flashbacks.

@thehandsomestman666 9 ай бұрын

The spider cake song absolutely brought me to tears. The drama, the sheer passion, it was beyond overwhelming to the sense. Bravo, young man, bravo

@Wemius61 5 ай бұрын

And the hand dance!

@masloo.9342 6 ай бұрын

i like how ashen called the cake "old mate" like bruh he's not old, more like an young adult

@erikbridle 10 ай бұрын

I so desperately need to know how this came to be. How did a box cake survive (in as generous a way as can be described) into the present day????

@yaziyo 10 ай бұрын

Right? Did someone just have this in their kitchen pantry for 20 years? The back of the fridge? So many questions.

@natelax1367 10 ай бұрын

I understand a metal can of food surviving that long but the cake boxes are so flimsy and it doesn't look like it was even squished or anything for 2 decades. Somebody here must have sent it to him and I'm curious for answers

@Vile_Entity_3545 10 ай бұрын

Probably thought it would be worth something one day. How much did they sell it for?

@katewolfspirit6722 10 ай бұрын

@@Vile_Entity_3545 £4 reduced from £8.99 I think EDIT: It was £7.99 ;-))

@drunkenhobo8020 10 ай бұрын

I could imagine a kid being upset on his birthday that his parents were going to cut into Spider-Man, so they never ate the cake and put it back in the cupboard. The kid checked on it for a couple of days then everyone just sort of forgot about it. Until they found it one day and had the idea to send it to a strange man from Norwich.

@tylerbeaumont 10 ай бұрын

I’m no expert on the lifetime of children’s birthday cakes, but it’s possible that this cake is older than me. A white sugar icing effigy of Tobey McGuire’s Spider-Man almost outlived me several times throughout the years, and that’s quite honestly terrifying

@wind2536 10 ай бұрын

I hate zoomers

@frapseddatsht 10 ай бұрын

@@wind2536 Okay grandpa, back to the bingo hall.

@KingSvenDeluxe 10 ай бұрын

To be fair, I think that cake died a long time ago.

@Kitsunzero4 10 ай бұрын

@@wind2536why are you like this?

@wentoneisendon6502 10 ай бұрын

@@wind2536back to bed gramps

@hughmc1133 10 ай бұрын

Why on earth would anyone hold onto this for 20 years?! Absolutely bonkers.

@AveragePastaConsumer 27 күн бұрын

The choreography for the spider cake song is just amazing.

@batmanuel9669 10 ай бұрын

You know the "vintage" food is truly horrendous when Ashens won't eat it. 😄

@PedroBenolielBonito 10 ай бұрын

I think the Century Egg incident scarred him. He was a lot more careful afterwards, gingerly picking at that instant cake he and Dan made and outright refusing to eat the nearly 200-year-old olives found in a shipwreck, where before he would happily eat decades-old spaghetti hoops from a rusty tin.

@SamLemont 10 ай бұрын

they guy drank bird shit pepsi.

@dashinn585 10 ай бұрын

YOU DID NOT JUST CALL THIS BIOLOGICAL WEAPON 'vintage'

@johnhancock2574 10 ай бұрын

I think it's more common sense here. I understand preservatives can be amazing but I can bet you a 20 year old cake is a death sentence. God knows what's in it. Everything else? A gamble, sure, but this? Guaranteed horrific food illness.

@Direct0rkrennic 10 ай бұрын

I'm still not recovered from chicken in a can

@Noirevert 10 ай бұрын

I was not expecting this to be official merchandise when I clicked. I thought Ashen would come out like “I baked this cake 20 years ago, and just never got around to eating it.”

@AndyMetalSolid 10 ай бұрын

Lol, you think Ashens would cook? He keeps Jamma boards in his oven. I don't think he even knows how to turn it on

@firesurfer 10 ай бұрын

Do an image search for Tesco Spiderman cake 2002.

@Joe10908 10 ай бұрын

I remember having this cake for my fifth birthday, crazy to see it like this years later

@Rikabunneh 10 ай бұрын

Watching Ashens again after 6 or so years feels like a nice breath of fresh air. Missed you loads. Have a lovely day.

@polski8bit 10 ай бұрын

I am both terrified and impressed that Ashens would decide to open this up on his legendary sofa to contaminate it and the entire room.

@kylemenos 10 ай бұрын

you mustve missed the egg episode

@legobrickabrac 10 ай бұрын

@@kylemenos He replaced the sofa at least twice one had a whole in it.

@Slop_Dogg 10 ай бұрын

there is a beast inside the couch that consumes anything left behind

@legobrickabrac 10 ай бұрын

@@Slop_Dogg He has changed sofas before.

@nick-playercharacter8583 10 ай бұрын

I can not convey to you the amount of relief I felt when ashens refused to ingest any of the cake. I do not need to see a man die.

@patsk8872 10 ай бұрын

Ingest, no. But I'm sad he didn't taste a bit of it.

@kateg7039 10 ай бұрын

Spoilers! 😂 I was waiting for him to eat it

@2scoopsrice523 10 ай бұрын

steve1989mreinfo would do it.

@bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24 10 ай бұрын

You wouldn't die from eating this but you'd be stuck on the toilet for most of the next day.

@dragonick2947 10 ай бұрын

I'm glad I saw this comment, it helps me enjoy the video without the thought of "oh my goodness he's going to EAT IT" at the back of my mind.

@metallicarabbit 10 ай бұрын

ive been watching this man for over 10 years thank you for never changing Stuart

@kaijinu 10 ай бұрын

"I'm gonna sniff it properly- THAT WAS AN ERROR!" 😂😂😂

@BABYCHAOS26 10 ай бұрын

I worked at Tesco at the time, I actually remember this cake.

@TheKulteska 10 ай бұрын

I remember quite vividly that this was a mates birthday cake back when i was in primary school, he was a spiderman nut.

@bradasstv 10 ай бұрын

Pics or it didn't happen 😜

@theonlybilge 10 ай бұрын

@@TheKulteska Spider-nut, spider-nut, radioactive spider-nut

@Knapperoni 10 ай бұрын

Can confirm, I was the cake

@Mick_92 10 ай бұрын

I know you mean the produt in general, but I like the idea that you're all talking about this one specific cake.

@lordofthepizzapie9319 10 ай бұрын

That Spider-Man is so knackered I''m expecting it to go "Mr. Ashens I don't feel so good" at any moment.

@Weedz04 9 ай бұрын

“that was an error.” i’m literally in tears laughing 😂🤣

@MovieEggman 10 ай бұрын

This is just like opening a mummy’s sarcophagus.

@themayorreturns8686 10 ай бұрын

Oh my days I've eaten a slice of that cake at a cousins birthday party. This is like seeing an old friend 😂

@wisteela 10 ай бұрын

I presume not the exact same one?

@yaziyo 10 ай бұрын

@@wisteela guess they couldn't finish it

@kpanic23 10 ай бұрын

Let's hope your other friends have aged better in the last 20 years... 😆

@themayorreturns8686 10 ай бұрын

@wisteela i cannot be certain as i wasn't in charge of the goodie bags ;)

@xeokym223 10 ай бұрын

With friends like that who needs enemies

@LunarSoul255 10 ай бұрын

At this point i think Ashens might have the most powerful immune system of any human on the planet. Just being in the same *building* as that cake must constitute a biological hazard.

@cyberleaderandy1 10 ай бұрын

LOL, his is nothing compared to Steve from Steve1989MREInfo. He eats some really old stuff from WW2 and before

@brianartillery 10 ай бұрын

@@cyberleaderandy1 - Oh, hell yes! Seeing Steve eating, and enjoying some rations from 1906, tells me that his digestive system is well nigh indestructible. 👍👍👍

@legobrickabrac 10 ай бұрын

I'm surprised that cake is not absolutely covered in grain mites, lucky Ashans home is dry because with a little bit of damp that cake has the potential to breed millions of grain mites.

@heroicbannana8605 10 ай бұрын

@@brianartillery He did get food poisoning from a chinese ration once... which scares me because he had 100 year old jam, and came out of it completely fine.

@NemesisOgreKing 10 ай бұрын

I think Steve ate hard tact from the American Civil War.@@brianartillery

@etherealrat1818 10 ай бұрын

I haven’t watched ashens in years but I’m glad to see that the couch is still here

@DarknetDude 10 ай бұрын

Same. I’m doing a nostalgia binge. I stay subscribed after years.

@JoeyClover 10 ай бұрын

The web link on the cake still works, that's absolutely mental.

@morganstwilliams 10 ай бұрын

Ashens getting a head start on Halloween I see. That cake's the scariest thing I've seen all year! The Spider-Cake song is brilliant, though!

@lhaviland8602 10 ай бұрын

I always love how there's a direct correlation between how long Stuart lingers on the packaging review and the rancidness of the contents.

@NightcoreNekio 9 ай бұрын

I used to watch u all the time and I love how your videos never changed style. I love when you tubers do that.

@timelesschief-my2lj 9 ай бұрын

Jesus i haven't seen this channel since i was a kid, what a throwback

@MrTheMighty 10 ай бұрын

I've never been more happy to see Stuart NOT eat something. Logically I knew he had to have survived in order to upload the video, but I was terrified for his health.

@wildeyedfirebrand 10 ай бұрын

The first thing I thought when I saw the thumbnail was: "Please, God tell me he doesn't actually try to eat that." I was less relieved when I didn't fall in after slipping on rocks at the Grand Canyon.

@sammoore2242 10 ай бұрын

Ashens would *absolutely* make the executor of his will finish and upload the final video.

@mothturtle7897 10 ай бұрын

He didn't eat the 200 year old olives either. Understandable.

@julianmhall 10 ай бұрын

The video release could be on a timer so the You Tuber could be anywhere at the time. I saw one recently who said he was going on holiday but had queued up videos while he was away. Good idea so there's no backlog when you return.

@snowcrash512 10 ай бұрын

I am mostly just impressed that it still exists and basically looks the same... I mean at a distance at least. I would have expected it to be a pile of moldy dust, its held its shape quite well.

@sunsetman22 10 ай бұрын

must be the packaging (?) definitely not airtight, but I'm guessing it managed to keep the decay at bay

@prebenjaeger 9 ай бұрын

@@sunsetman22it's the shit they put in it. Preservatives.

@lmfsilva3000 10 ай бұрын

I've found a packet of instant pudding that was best before 2008, but thats a small, thin thing that got pushed to the bottom of a container, an whole cake disappearing for 20 years is something else.

@martincumming2039 9 ай бұрын

Really oddly excited because I got that cake for my birthday when I was younger.

@matsuomasato 10 ай бұрын

H-how?? How does this exist? How the hell did you acquire a 20 year old cake??

@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 10 ай бұрын

Found in an attic maybe?

@nope-qi8zx 10 ай бұрын

Where there's a will, there's a cake.

@ricksanchezsflask8794 10 ай бұрын

It was on sale at the Android's Dungeon.

@peterclarke7240 10 ай бұрын

This is Ashens, we're talking about. He's probably extremely well known in this particular niche activity, and gets frequent anonymous calls from burner phones at 2 in the morning from people using voice changers who've "acquired something a bit unique that might be to your liking." Remember, this cake and all his videos are only the things he WANTS us to see. I'm guessing he has a lock-up somewhere away from populated areas that contain his real "treasures" 😱

@PinBiohazard 10 ай бұрын

@@peterclarke7240 I imagine it's the Merchant from RE4, he hangs out in dark corners of his city and goes "Whatcha Buying?" while opening up his coat to reveal niche things like a 1980's MRE and a 2002 Promotional Spider-Man Cake

@Verpabobz 10 ай бұрын

It's the little things like the Spider Cake song that make Ashens truly special.

@DOSRetroGamer 10 ай бұрын

Little?

@Pinka13 2 ай бұрын

I LITERALLY JUST GOT A BASKIN ROBBINS CAKE AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO, ARE YOU SERIOUS 🤣💀

@TbM 10 ай бұрын

What I ask myself: WHO THE F FORGOT THIS CAKE AND FOUND IT AFTER 20 YEARS AND THOUGHT: LET'S GIVE THIS TO ASHENS!

@LadyBrightcynder 10 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, I remember the Spider-Cake song! I listened to it all the time as a kid! Which, come to think of it, is kindof weird, given neither Prison Break or Final Fantasy VII Remake existed then. 🤔 Truly a song that transcends time.

@GemmaWarnes-cf2on 10 ай бұрын

That song will live in my head rent free for the rest of my life 🤣 So thanks for that. Xx

@winkee1915 9 ай бұрын

I remember seeing these in the shops as a kid. Cant say it looks so appetising now

@gaspardsavoureux8680 10 ай бұрын

Well this could be official Marvel Zombies merch: you've got Spiderman, and the ghoulish smell of death!

@Dogy0909 10 ай бұрын

Loved the interpretive hand dancing during the Spider-Cake song

@RadagonTheRed 10 ай бұрын

I just found a 25 year old lemon pie filling in a cupboard of an old person’s house. I’m thinking of sending it to Ashens.

@docbabyy7360 10 ай бұрын

Spider-cake song is the slap of 2023🔥🔥

@WellINever 10 ай бұрын

These episodes always make me feel that we'll get an Ashens x ChubbyEmu crossover one day.

@GoogleDoesEvil 10 ай бұрын

S.A. is presenting to the emergency room...

@Java_Protogen 10 ай бұрын

a british man ate 250 year old beef stew, this is how his internal organs imploded

@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 10 ай бұрын

@@GoogleDoesEvil☝️unconscious...

@IamVegoMonster 10 ай бұрын

A British man ate mummified ham. This is how his brain turned into mash

@kayemonk9712 10 ай бұрын

Oh I would love this

@Sprech41 10 ай бұрын

well now I'm curious about the story of this cake. Where the hell did they find it? Was someone cleaning out a grocery store freezer and found this glued to the back?

@firesurfer 10 ай бұрын

It's collectible. :)

@Zack_Wildfire 10 ай бұрын

@@firesurferMore like a collectible of mold XD

@IDontModWTFz 10 ай бұрын

@@firesurferis it f 🤣

@WuzzyShwoo 10 ай бұрын

Yup - I need this cake's origin story much more than Spiderman's.

@kimberly_disk 10 ай бұрын

I was also wondering that! I'm really curious about why someone kept a cake for 20 years