Everything Is Always Fine: Violin

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10 жыл бұрын

What you can't see is someone in the corner of the room dancing around on one leg clutching their chest in a desperate attempt not to laugh out loud. Eventually I could take no more, the dam burst and I gave up. I filmed again the next day on my own when I was familiar with the text.
Complete review: • Violin - "Wonderful so...

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@AntonioStellaBottomTile37 7 жыл бұрын

So glad I'm finally getting the recognition I deserve

@nicholasmarty4370 7 жыл бұрын

You've earned it mate.

@Optropicraft 7 жыл бұрын

Antonio Stella Bottom Tile I will now become Ji Plug Pu Melon. Maybe.

@SamnissArandeen 7 жыл бұрын

You ate enough Ji Plug Pu Melons to be worth it.

@Perktube1 7 жыл бұрын

Antonio Stella Bottom Tile Loving this to tears!!

@bronwynjohnston1669 7 жыл бұрын

I have a medal. It has your name on it.

@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын

Ashen's funny laughter keys have been activated.

@Hristo1999 6 жыл бұрын

Ayy I'm a big fan of your work

@BillyShamsReal 6 жыл бұрын

1.3k likes 1 reply Amazing

@janklobener435 5 жыл бұрын

*pressed

@JamesDavidWalley 5 жыл бұрын

Because the manufacturer was talking like a fool.

@heartysquid 4 жыл бұрын

You're the reason I heard a about Ashens, and I'm so glad I did...this is amazing.

@Nyanaid 8 жыл бұрын

I'm in tears (tears)

@osiris9200 8 жыл бұрын

Tear bottom tile

@zackl2000 8 жыл бұрын

(Tea-arse)

@extremelymoist6661 7 жыл бұрын

(I mine tea-arse)

@prylosecorsomething3194 7 жыл бұрын

tears (tea ras)

@MagnusTV1990 7 жыл бұрын

tea ears

@seamuslight2472 9 жыл бұрын

Jesus, you'd think the guy had never heard of the famous Italian violinist, Gi Plug Pu Melon Nai...

@cingco7840 9 жыл бұрын

Also known as "Melon Nai The Violin Guy"

@vzwGrey 9 жыл бұрын

YOu both killed me. :)

@OutOfTheShadows1 9 жыл бұрын

Harmonics are cool.

@minefilms1122 9 жыл бұрын

antonio stella bottom tile is the most famous violinist who ever lived!

@ellenruthgraham297 4 жыл бұрын

(ji plug pu melon nai)

@Lugitaro 10 жыл бұрын

Stuart Ashen ( Stew Art Ash Coffeemaker) is good maker of video.

@dragonsilviu 10 жыл бұрын

This is so perfect!

@crazyluigi6664 10 жыл бұрын

Silviu Moga Wonderful reviewers, strange devices.

@GuyAPerson 10 жыл бұрын

The Ashens (Ashens) is a kind of super funny tat reviewed to ring carry reviewers. He is widely spread all over the Norwich, is the modern KZfaq string of the main reviewer. In the video he plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern KZfaq reviewer, but also has the difficult moviemaking skills solo actor. The emergence of modern Ashens has been 8 years of history, is the western reviewer since the 21st century in one of the most important reviewers as the reviewer king, was also the production is itself a gate Ashens for fine video. The Ashens beautiful laugh, close to an infectious one, and the subscribers are many, it was born from that day on, he's been in the reviewer of significant position, for people loved. If the AVGN is "the king of Game Reviewers, then the Ashens is" the king of Tat Reviewers ". For years, the world famous tat formed a lot of Ashens classic videos, the reviewer of this tat into the soul, the development of the superb video making. The Ashens can reviews and blooper. (Shamelessly stolen from SirEden, sorry) The Ashens is a string of four British reviewers, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (The Guru Larry, the Film Brain, and the Mike J.) Modern Ashens originated from British Norr itch, in 1970-1990 years to become the largest Ashens production center. The famous master making tat are: Funtastic (Fun taste ice), Greenbrier International (Green brain ire intra gnat ion), and Signalex (Sai fax machine snow Qing); they made tat so far are rubbish. The Ashens fifth video: Gamestation review, register more than half a million view, is all KZfaq indispensable reviewer, also after reviewers.

@Shadowfied 10 жыл бұрын

***** Hahahahahhhaahahaha I died laughing that. Awesome work.

@BradenBest 10 жыл бұрын

***** 'If AVGN is "the king of game reviewers", then Ashens is" the queen of reviewers ".' Fixed that for you

@chris18t 2 жыл бұрын

I still come back to this video from time to time just for a laugh during these dark times.

@canniechan1321 Жыл бұрын

Well said!

@theatheistcowboy4227 Жыл бұрын

Here for just this reason. 😂

@jordlopez Жыл бұрын

same

@sarahowen2292 10 ай бұрын

Me too

@theblode1337 9 ай бұрын

someone asks "what's your favourite infectious laughter video" and here i come yet again

@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын

"If it is talk nonsense long time no touch, about 26 automatic turn off." Sounds like a bad relationship.

@TundrousOfficial 7 жыл бұрын

my favourite pooper is here

@Mae_is_gae 6 жыл бұрын

Oh hey it's chickenpika! I love your rosen based work!

@mrcynical-9304 6 жыл бұрын

ChickenPika a

@Misguided_Robot273 3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to press the act or talk like a fool key

@Nanancay 9 жыл бұрын

OMFG I REALISED WHY IT'S ANTONIO STELLA BOTTOM TILE In Mandarin, Antonio Stradiavi is pronounced Andongni'ao -si te la di wa li (obviously you don't say it all detached, but those syllables EACH mean Stella Bottom Tile) - so they didn't keep the chinese pronounciation and just translated it into English. Same with Guiseppe - ji plug pu melon nai is ' Ji sai pu gua nai.' I can/t believe I actually made sense of this omfg

@dusl0509 9 жыл бұрын

NANCAY WANG can you type the names in Chinese? (I can read Chinese)

@TheLivetuner 9 жыл бұрын

Dustin L My guesses are Antonio Stradivari 安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里 (an dong ni ao · si te la di wa li) and Giuseppe Guarneri 吉塞普 · 瓜奈里 (ji sai pu · gua nai li) correct me if anyone knows better.

@dusl0509 9 жыл бұрын

TheLivetuner OMG we are actually trying to make sense of it :D Nice guess~

@SouthwesternEagle 8 жыл бұрын

+NANCAY WANG You are truly incredible! By being fluent in Chinese and English, you can communicate with over half the world! You can't even imagine how much demand there would be for you in America. You'd make more money than I ever would. :)

@Nanancay 8 жыл бұрын

SouthwesternEagle I literally put it in google translate HAHA, I can't speak or write in Mandarin. It sucks.

@DaggerThrasher 11 ай бұрын

All this time later, and this video still makes me literally cry laughing. Actual tears and everything. Just when you're recovering from "Antonio Stella Bottom Tile", Ashens tries to continue with "Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai" and that's it. It's all over

@puciohenzap891 8 ай бұрын

Same, still hilarious since day 1.

@owenklassen2949 2 жыл бұрын

That whole paragraph is what happens when you press the talk like a fool key

@phampton6781 8 жыл бұрын

Antonio Stella Bottom Tile could be a good name for the kid on the box: slightly androgynous, and a little upper class.

@KirbyMario12345_939 7 жыл бұрын

P Hampton And he judges you like you were naught but dirt on the bottom of a tile that a man named Antonio Stella tracked his dirty shoes across.

@Gakulon 6 жыл бұрын

Agent Paradox Not just Antonio Stella, but Antonio Stella bottom tile

@QtheWhatever 8 жыл бұрын

This is one of those times where I wish I'd been able to see his face.

@hd_harold7587 8 жыл бұрын

Print a picture of Ashens and crumple it into a ball. Then flatten it out mostly. Flick some water at it's eyes and you're done.

@jaywrights 8 жыл бұрын

+HD_Harold what a crease

@bloxxerstudios8746 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's about right

@SsnakeBite 10 жыл бұрын

Who pressed Ashen's funny laughter key?

@SmeddyTooBestChannel 7 жыл бұрын

Nearly 2 years later and this still makes me laugh my ass off. 10/10.

@makinjica 7 жыл бұрын

Ive just watch this again , for the same lols as first time i watched this , and and it did it again !!.. ( tears of joy ) . Go ashens (ashens) !

@tyco3599 6 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@221b 6 жыл бұрын

How do your legs remain attached to your torso?

@RAFMnBgaming 5 жыл бұрын

Over 2 years later from this comment and, yup it's still true.

@carlwheezerofsouls3273 5 жыл бұрын

@@RAFMnBgaming 8 months since this reply and indeed still correct

@NeatNit 8 жыл бұрын

I just love that last attempt to continue reading. In my head a voice says: "Finish him!" and then, "ji plug pu · melon nai" You're done, Ashens. You're done. You were no match for this insanity.

@FirstWizardZorander 7 жыл бұрын

This is my therapy video

@gummel82 7 жыл бұрын

Mine too :) everytime i need a laugh or i feel down i watch this video

@UltraRobbie 7 жыл бұрын

New word, thank you!

@benobryon5675 7 жыл бұрын

Doggy McDogeface same here lol

@SquareBiscuitProductions 7 жыл бұрын

Same

@DJB1ack0u7 7 жыл бұрын

Watching this to forget about the stresses of finding a job for a while. It just doesn't get old.

@Violetcas97 8 жыл бұрын

I have never heard Stuart laugh this hard before, this is my new favourite thing

@MrTheil 7 жыл бұрын

His laugh is magical

@hackeritalics 6 жыл бұрын

That "GAGKCOUGHP...oh-f.uck.COUGHCOUGHCOUGH" at 7:05 made me lose my shit.. :'D

@notapirate4287 9 жыл бұрын

Ashens has finally had a mental breakdown from all the shit he has reviewed

@steirabua861 9 жыл бұрын

An excellent mental breakdown

@RedstoneManiac7 9 жыл бұрын

***** I literally died from that.

@carlosip4002 9 жыл бұрын

Benjamin ^_^ If you literally died, how were you able to type that. Are you a zombie.

@RedstoneManiac7 9 жыл бұрын

The Genius24 excellent.mezgr.de/zombie

@mel_energy 8 жыл бұрын

ji plug pu melon nai The Science Guy

@ch7639 7 жыл бұрын

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

@robinbanks3186 7 жыл бұрын

I just died. RIP me.

@georgie3593 7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Perry I can't

@scxt1775 7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Perry YES

@thegamingguy6275 7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Perry I'm literally in tears from that lol ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)3､`)

@CoyoteReyne 10 жыл бұрын

Whoever came into the room just then must've thought this man is crazy, laughing at a plastic violin alone on a sofa with a camera.

@Skyber21YT 10 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see you here... xD

@CoyoteReyne 10 жыл бұрын

I'm kinda everywhere.

@Otuomi 9 жыл бұрын

He's not alone, there's someone else in the room as well.

@Michaelman00 9 жыл бұрын

Oh hi, I'll be moving along then...

@Skyber21YT 9 жыл бұрын

TheBaloneyboy o hi dere

@SardiPax 10 жыл бұрын

Should have kept this in the original cut. I loved it :)

@Artrocker86 10 жыл бұрын

True that

@joshslater2426 9 ай бұрын

I prefer the final version.

@lowercasehandle 9 ай бұрын

he has an infectious laugh that is unreal to me

@TheDutyPaid 10 жыл бұрын

Ashens (Ash Chicken Ends)

@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 7 жыл бұрын

6:57 I think it pressed Stuart's funny laughter key.

@squishlez 7 жыл бұрын

WildKatGirl XD

@Geospasmic 7 жыл бұрын

Why is this the extra, this should be the main one.

@ChaseMC215 4 жыл бұрын

Because it wasn't ment to actually happen on the review

@ThatSoddingGamer 4 жыл бұрын

@@ChaseMC215 Yeah, especially the swearing probably. Not ideal for broad monetization. That said, it's one of the funniest things on YT, I re-watch it on occasion, so I'm glad he did upload it to his alt channel at least.

@EatAnOctorok 4 жыл бұрын

@@ThatSoddingGamer This video, and many of Stuart's videos before it on the main channel, were before advertisers refused to run their ads on just any run-of-the-mill video. He regularly cursed in main channel videos. If kids hadn't been tortured and a simple jab at Germany's past wasn't misunderstood as a jab at jews, this would still be the case. But companies like Coca-Cola, Nestlé and the like don't want to endorse that type of content. Of course, now that COPPA is in place, there are now tiers of monetisation, rather than just a straight on/off switch. There's child-friendly (demonetised), there's family friendly (monetised), there's mature (monetised but fewer companies are in the ad pool), and obscene (demonetised).

@archgirl 3 жыл бұрын

@@EatAnOctorok And now KZfaq will monetize any video they see fit, regardless of subscribers, likes or even view count, and not pay the content creator a button unless they’re well known.

@Mechimmortal 3 жыл бұрын

I agree! The redo just doesn't sound natural. He is unfazed by the shitty translation.

@MeltingMan234 10 жыл бұрын

That was probably the bast Ashens Blooper I've ever seen, I was literally in tears from laughing so much. XD

@Liggliluff 2 жыл бұрын

Through research in the comments, the original text must have been in Chinese, and just put through an automatic translator. The names must then have been written as "Antonio Stradivari (安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里)" and what is written inside the parentheses would be an equivalent Chinese pronunciation to the name. But when translated, since "Antonio Stradivari" isn't in Chinese, it remains the same, but "安东尼奥 · 斯特拉底瓦里" gets translated to "Antonio Stella bottom tile", where it was able to detect the first part (安东尼奥) as a name, but couldn't make sense of the second part aside from (斯特拉) "Stella" also being a name.

@lesharkoiste 2 жыл бұрын

@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын

I went to school with a "Bottoms" ...had nothing to do with tile, though...

@stipuledorange4 Жыл бұрын

底 means bottom or end and 瓦 means shingles (like on a roof). The auto translator read the Antonio Stella part as a name but then literally translated the rest of his name.

@chloejessica7961 Жыл бұрын

you can just hear the laughing fit building and building in his voice as the video goes on, it's so good

@8bit_pineapple 8 жыл бұрын

Stuart Ashens (Stewie Pu Arse) funny laughter violin (violin) hahaha up thumbs.

@patrickgallagher4898 8 жыл бұрын

Steewee Asherguy play violin fun music for Violin: wonderfulsoundstrangeshape. Violin with fun key to talk like a fool. The violin is music orchestra instrument was made by Antoniu Star De Marty and made good instrument key...

@patrickgallagher4898 8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Gallagher Ashens makes me crack up like hell every day!

@TheDapperDog402 8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Gallagher Your autocorrect must be in meltdown

@nasonbudkhunthong6454 8 жыл бұрын

+DapperDog your profile pic must be a resource pack

@TheDapperDog402 8 жыл бұрын

+Totally not random Skits and Shorts (Yomama) No, it's a mod, iChun's Hat Mod, to be exact.

@FiorinaArtworks 10 жыл бұрын

Rewatching this, and I love how innocent Ashens sounds on this first take: "Oh look, there's an introduction, let's read it =D" Little did he know what he was getting into... xD

@mariannedavila3574 10 жыл бұрын

dont we love him..?

@FiorinaArtworks 10 жыл бұрын

Marianne Davila we do!

@keeperofthecheese Жыл бұрын

The hysterical laughter at the end of this video gives me life. The idea of Stuart awkwardly squatting over a camera, reading out chinglish instructions on the back of a kids violin toy, and then pissing himself is some of the most chaotically hysterical shit on KZfaq.

@clementpoon120 8 ай бұрын

he should've added a face cam, that way we can see the hilarity in its full form

@antonydandrea 10 жыл бұрын

I think this is the first time that I have had actual tears of laughter rolling down my face over a KZfaq video

@MysteriumArcanum 10 жыл бұрын

Mine was with the fake he man figures video he did XD

@PedroBenolielBonito 10 жыл бұрын

MrFirewolf18 Mine was and is the iPhone 5 that has an aerial and makes animal noises. Still the funniest Ashens video ever made.

@R0XYF0X 9 жыл бұрын

I always watch this when I'm sad and it makes me laugh so hard.

@r6random770 9 жыл бұрын

same here. i laugh every time.

@01Lisler 9 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club !

@fujitamakos8884 5 жыл бұрын

yep this is my good to video to watch if depressed or just in a sad mood. it makes me do a 180 and laugh hard along with stuart

@amandanw 2 жыл бұрын

Me, too. For almost 12 years now this has been my go-to video when I need to forget about bad stuff. 🙂 ...and that's why I'm here today. 😢 Sigh. Anyway, somebody at KZfaq needs to give this video some kind of award.

@user-os7ec4dm8x 2 жыл бұрын

@@amandanw Me too, today, it did help. Hope youre feeling better!

@BigTheTank 10 жыл бұрын

Did the creators use the talk like a fool key on the box?

@Annozocker15 10 жыл бұрын

Ashens.exe has stopped working ...

@matousekdrizhal 8 жыл бұрын

'An Excellent Violin'

@pi198273 8 жыл бұрын

*violin (violin)

@ShogunMongol 8 жыл бұрын

+Anna-lisa May This website exists? I NEED MORE OF IT STAT!!!!!

@buzzybeetle95 8 жыл бұрын

An Excellent (excellent) Violin (violin)

@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын

+Matojeje an excellent comment!

@ChefExcellence007 8 жыл бұрын

'An Excellent Violin (Violin)'

@RickinBaltimore 3 жыл бұрын

If I have a bad day I come back to this video and immediately feel better

@koira163 3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@1980sGamer 10 жыл бұрын

Ashens has got to have some of the most contagious laughter ever.

@1980sGamer 10 жыл бұрын

And... "everything is always fine." Well, not Ashens. Or me. Or anybody else watching this.

@1980sGamer 10 жыл бұрын

1980sGamer I also like how he spat on the paper at 6:48.

@stairedblanket 10 жыл бұрын

Watching this video is essentially a daily ritual for me.

@phantomtoast5747 8 жыл бұрын

Antonio Stradivari will now forever be known as Antonio Stella Bottom Tile - LOL

@kantvishi 8 жыл бұрын

I was literally in tears while laughing

@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын

+Vishi Kant me too. i have watched this many times, and i STILL laughed, until i cried, when ashens got a "laughter attack". although i HAS been a while since i watched this video, but STILL!

@phantomtoast5747 8 жыл бұрын

+Vishi Kant I think almost everyone was in tears laughing :)

@Killerthewolfdog 10 жыл бұрын

I'm naming my future kid Antonio Stella bottom tile

@darkokorenj5664 10 жыл бұрын

Dibs on ji plung pu

@gluee8674 10 жыл бұрын

***** Mine will be Stuart Ashens

@ThatSoddingGamer 10 жыл бұрын

Great, so I'm stuck with Nicolas Marty. Ah well, I'll take it.

@Ampera_ 10 жыл бұрын

Now everyone is going to pester their wives for abortions....

@renannaw 5 жыл бұрын

ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS SKSKSK HAVE YOU HAD A CHILF Yet I NEED to know 😂

@Polyfusia 8 жыл бұрын

Brb, starting a band called Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.

@hd_harold7587 8 жыл бұрын

I'll be the violinist (violinist)

@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын

+HD_Harold remember: you can concert AND solo!

@hd_harold7587 8 жыл бұрын

wolfy boy*GASP!*

@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын

+HD_Harold i KNOW right! now GO out there and build the future small child star!

@hd_harold7587 8 жыл бұрын

wolfy boy I will name my first born child Antonio Stella Bottomtile.

@sylvoen 8 жыл бұрын

everyone needs a funny laughter key

@Caldella 8 жыл бұрын

+Thr³³ I think this video IS my funny laughter key.

@mothslug4387 8 жыл бұрын

+alex m you're not literally dying, if you were you would probably not post this comment, unless you're mental.

@chantalterrey1231 8 жыл бұрын

+Christmas Tem jeez calm down bro might as well join I can't take a fucking joke in my life club

@mothslug4387 8 жыл бұрын

chantal terrey looks like you got your alt to hate on me too whoops

@Shep-1701 8 жыл бұрын

So you'd be seven now?

@xXxsmartypantzxXx 10 жыл бұрын

Ashens is laughing. God bless us.

@MJuegaES 10 жыл бұрын

Knock off He-Man figures. Look it up.

@AlexLintonUK 10 жыл бұрын

MJuegaES Green lantern figures. Checkmate.

@bosshunterman 10 жыл бұрын

MJuegaES iPhone 5G Review.....You all need to see that one :D

@Elfnetdesigns 10 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah that was good but I kinda half expected what he found as I have a fake blackberry from the Chinese markets of endless crap

@thekingsman9773 9 жыл бұрын

Even his laugh sounds fancy and dignified

@MattHolbaev 9 жыл бұрын

You put it in words

@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын

+josh kirby OF COURSE, it does! he's BRITISH!

@adammullarkey4996 8 жыл бұрын

+wolfy boy Hey! I'm British too, and my laugh doesn't sound fancy or dignified, unless you compare it to that of a pig.

@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Mullarkey i'm sure you have a fancy and dignified laugh too.

@adammullarkey4996 8 жыл бұрын

wolfy boy If you'd heard it, you'd know it wasn't fancy or dignified. Not as mush as Ashens', anyway.

@juliassacre 9 жыл бұрын

I feel sad that nothing will _ever_ top this

@Olhado256 7 жыл бұрын

It's almost 2017 and I came back to this video because I needed a laugh and this is literally the funniest thing on KZfaq.

@PixelatedH2O 7 жыл бұрын

I did the same thing after watching his Episope I video. Literally some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.

@weeseet 6 жыл бұрын

Almost 2018, checking in

@Olhado256 6 жыл бұрын

2018 and I'm here again!

@bsvenss2 6 жыл бұрын

2018... same here!

@Ts6451 4 жыл бұрын

2019: ŧïɱε ∱σŗ ą ŋεщ đσşε

@CattyMintgum 8 жыл бұрын

I can imagine some Chinese guy who can barley speak English being super pissed off, and trying to comment but can't. "It Not Funn It not, Funny shape sound very nice sounding"

@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890 8 жыл бұрын

+Catty Mintgum ''not issue have manufacture, just use wrong of translate google using.''

@TheLivetuner 8 жыл бұрын

+Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump ♥ What are you talking about, this is some vintage Google translation here, good stuff, pure gold. Deserves a special place in the Chinglish hall of fame.

@AirRice 8 жыл бұрын

+Catty Mintgum factorization fault is do not, Question of the changing. As your vision, humourous shape is sound of the nice.

@TheLivetuner 8 жыл бұрын

joohomom Someone pressed the talk like a fool key. Strange shape indeed.

@AirRice 8 жыл бұрын

TheLivetuner The translators did press the talk like a fool key. I'm intrigued that the factory operation did not automatically shut down.

@mihaelkYeah 8 жыл бұрын

Antonio Stella Bottom Tile for president.

@KFCValueMeal 7 жыл бұрын

mihaelkyeah ksjn Well, hello there! Never knew you actually watched Ashens. o3o

@mihaelkYeah 7 жыл бұрын

GTFO My Pancake! Hello again. c:

@o0julek0o 7 жыл бұрын

mihaelkyeah ksjn make violin great again

@MrGlenbw 7 жыл бұрын

That name sounds like something that J.K. Rowling would have thought for one of her Harry Potter characters.

@angel-loves-jazz 7 жыл бұрын

mihaelkyeah ksjn #notmypresident (pregnant dick)

@Seydaschu 10 жыл бұрын

Antonio Stella Bottom Tile would be a perfect name for a puppet in a kids' show. "Hey kids, it's story time! Welcome, Punchy George! 'Oi!' Nosey Rumble Wort! 'G`day!' and Antonio Stella Bottom Tile! 'Top da mornin' to ya!' In today's story, Mr. Bottom Tile learns to play the violin, with our special guest, Nicolas Marty."

@retronymph 10 жыл бұрын

Can't forget when Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai learned that the violin can concert AND solo.

@SamnissArandeen 10 жыл бұрын

Antonio Stella bottom tile and the string of four bowed instruments. I'd watch the hell out of that.

@Ecolo3 10 жыл бұрын

And in that episode all the kids watching learn that they can build the future small child star.

@grianlink6954 10 жыл бұрын

you my friend are a fucking genious. seriosly go to i dunno fox or something or even better nick jr

@PokeBallZSack 10 жыл бұрын

Michelle Johnson And who can forget the moment when he activated the talk like a fool key!

@MCDreng Жыл бұрын

Some guy in China forgot to take out the Chinese phonetic guides from the text before running it through Google Translate and we were blessed with Antonio Stella bottom tile.

@shaneybrainy13 8 жыл бұрын

Ive been told that Antonio Stella Bottom Tile loves playing Chanticleer Hegemony on his PCP Station.

@GoldenMeatloaf Жыл бұрын

I am back to my annual viewing of this absolute masterpiece. A pilgrimage, if you will.

@joujou264 10 жыл бұрын

This beats the Batman description by a long shot.

@DeiDraco007 10 жыл бұрын

so is the the Reteival Mankind's Violin?

@mattlm64 9 жыл бұрын

I translated the description for the video to Chinese and back again and got: You can not see a person in the room to dance around the corner clutching his chest with one leg, trying desperately to not laugh out loud. Finally, I can take any more dams burst, I gave up. The next day I shot myself, when I am familiar with the text.

@Hyorene 9 жыл бұрын

'The next day I shot myself' that got really dark really fast

@porgis7584 9 жыл бұрын

Boy, that escalated quickly.

@glitchsmasher 9 жыл бұрын

I took the description and bounced it around loads of languages in google translate for about 10 minutes and now it is: "Otherwise, chest and smile relevant pages in the corner of the dance people. Then, I said, and I buy in the box to the left. If you are not familiar text, in the day when I work."

@anonymousguy1888 9 жыл бұрын

Translated Into Like Every Language On Google Translate And Came Up With: I spent the next day and killed him. I use it more leg trying to get a laugh out loud, and the corners of the chest to see all the ballroom. I know the text.

@3DSuperWaffle 9 жыл бұрын

glitchsmasher While ignoring each of the many laugh, someone who does not have one leg in the room can see the dancing and waving his arms. Finally , you will not be able to cope with the collapse of the dam , I stopped . The next day when I am familiar with the text , he was taken

@Takimeko Жыл бұрын

"The history of the violin, now we're talkin'..." Famous last words.

@sutorippuwebmaster8783 7 ай бұрын

"An Excellent Translation"

@The-creator-of-good-videos-15 3 ай бұрын

The creators of the toy might’ve thrown some part of the Wiki… something about violins and Antonio Stradivari into… maybe a machine translator far worser than Google Translate, I think… then translated that multiple times to make it some sort of Engrish or something… Idk.

@bok.. 9 жыл бұрын

What these Chinese manufacturers did was type it up in Chinese translated it to polish then to german then to English.

@yenee94 9 жыл бұрын

What?! Why?!?!

@Sealguin 9 жыл бұрын

Using Google Translate, remember.

@Nanancay 9 жыл бұрын

yenee94 He was joking, he means that they must've run the translation through random languages first to come out with such a shitty translation.

@yenee94 9 жыл бұрын

Nancy FORESTIDOLBEAR oh I see

@unaisnh 9 жыл бұрын

You can't type Chinese.

@Mutant1988 10 жыл бұрын

You really should set up a camera to film Dan's reactions when you do things like these.

@extraashens 10 жыл бұрын

Dan wasn't there!

@Mutant1988 10 жыл бұрын

He would know what happened and react accordingly anyway.

@burning_lemons4514 8 жыл бұрын

+extraashens well than who was it?

@Snakatorium 8 жыл бұрын

+Sh4rky Maybe his dog...

@Ihdc1 8 жыл бұрын

+Snakatorium His wife?

@orangegreenn 8 жыл бұрын

The 81 people who disliked were not the future small child star

@ryanhollands5429 Жыл бұрын

Still here 9 years later, Antonio Stella bottom tile is the name of my firstborn son

@SirAnimosity 8 жыл бұрын

Now I know what I've been missing my whole life, his laughter. My life is complete.

@ReinKayomi 8 ай бұрын

"Antonio Stella bottom tile" is the most Backstroke of The West ass name I've ever seen lmao

@PunishedFelix 9 жыл бұрын

I'm high as shit and this is absolute gold

@emporbooty 9 жыл бұрын

How are you a crazybuizel if you're a Murkrow

@mrmagicpenguin1531 9 жыл бұрын

crazybuizel He doesn't give a fuck he understands rules have to be broken some times and he has to become free like a bird so no chain holds him down anymore or something like that maybe

@kahbn 8 жыл бұрын

Someone pushed Ashen's funny laughter key.

@natesky6603 10 жыл бұрын

Antonio Stella bottom tile R.I.P Ashens

@elliotormston9417 10 жыл бұрын

Saw the original; laughed. Saw this; cried with laughter. This is the first KZfaq video where I have genuinely cried from laughing. Thank you so much Stu! :'D

@ValugaTheLord 10 жыл бұрын

Best marketing strategy

@sovietmcstalin9809 10 жыл бұрын

when like and comment video, Elliot Ormston (El Salvador face ball) on comment video when laugh chinese translate

@Milesy 10 жыл бұрын

Your laugh is the best I've EVER heard! XD

@gvman3670 10 жыл бұрын

I'm sitting here busting a gut because of it. LMMFAO!!!!! STELLA BOTTOM TILE! ROFL!!!!!

@Milesy 10 жыл бұрын

6:54 You're welcome everybody

@I_Practice_Karate_On_Swans 11 күн бұрын

Marked One??? What The Hell????

@Stephen._.Chapman Жыл бұрын

This WINS the internet. I come back every once in a while to have a good hard laugh and it never disappoints.

@squidink3470 Жыл бұрын

Same!

@RetroGamerVX 10 жыл бұрын

You should have kept this on your main channel.....brilliant lolol

@theawesomegamr 10 жыл бұрын

in fact this should have been the final version, fuck showing the violin this shit was hilarious!

@ElectronikHeart 10 жыл бұрын

So true if it were my video I only would have made a big cut and started the other day were I left. I'm so happy to see this spontaneous version !

@lunavixen015 10 жыл бұрын

Thanks for cheering me up Ashens, I've had a shit of a day and you made me feel a little better.

@shezmu24 10 жыл бұрын

all hail antonio stella bottom tile

@applez4life200 10 жыл бұрын

shezmu24 All hail Lelouch

@CoryC321 10 жыл бұрын

shezmu24 He tiles our bottoms...

@the123king 10 жыл бұрын

Cory Collins Whilst drinking stella :P

@TheTrainFan9 10 жыл бұрын

shezmu24 ALL HAIL JI PLUG PU - MELON NAI

@napkin60 10 жыл бұрын

I have to admit, I rather enjoyed choking on my own saliva.

@Roguewarrior98 10 жыл бұрын

You too?

@AlyxxTheRat 9 жыл бұрын

Has milk gone bad?

@kenirainseeker539 9 жыл бұрын

I made the mistake of eating while watching this :c

@tedburnand6516 3 жыл бұрын

7 years and I’m still laughing my head off

@Frynge357 10 жыл бұрын

yeah. I COMPLETELY lost it on this version. Ashens! we LOVE this!

@danxepha4535 10 жыл бұрын

Was anyone else actually crying with laughter at the end there?

@EvieCorwell 10 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@JacooMusicOfficial 10 жыл бұрын

indeed

@mazzamunchkin465 10 жыл бұрын

OMG I am I tears!!!

@Megalodon64 10 жыл бұрын

I watch this when im in a bad mood and it always turns into a good mood

@eldupont3095 Жыл бұрын

Came back to this 8 years later to laugh again. Thanks, mate. My throat hurts now, but my spirits are lifted

@lordoftheilluminati4137 8 жыл бұрын

Ashens had a literal mental breakdown of all the things he had reviewed.

@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын

+Lord Of The Doritos XD lol indeed.

@Cthulu1985 8 жыл бұрын

I am amazed it took this long.

@paratrooper95 10 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else notice that someone changed Wikipedia to say Antonio Stella bottom tile? They've gotten rid of it, but it still shows up when you google Antonio Stella bottom tile...

@professoryakkington9691 8 жыл бұрын

From time to time I revisit this video and every time it cracks me up without fail xD Don't need a funny laughter key for this one

@Josh-oy5hi 8 жыл бұрын

Hey elf monster is it my bed time yet?

@antoniochekini542 8 жыл бұрын

"I can't forget the first time I met Professor Oak! Oh,excuse me,I wanted to call him by his preferred name - Elf Monster."

@BreadApologist 8 жыл бұрын

Hat time is it?

@Josh-oy5hi 8 жыл бұрын

Old ass comments.

@Josh-oy5hi 8 жыл бұрын

***** Hey. I can't believe I commented on this 33 weeks ago. Time goes fast.

@darryshan 10 жыл бұрын

I come back to this video when I feel sad for lolz.

@darryshan 9 жыл бұрын

***** Erm, okay?

@jaywrights 9 жыл бұрын

darryshan Still a better love story than Twilight.

@melstar1ify 9 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@taltigolt 10 жыл бұрын

i need to catch my breath

@rydude998 10 жыл бұрын

I like that he recreates these occasionally for professionalism and all, but there is definitely something way more entertaining about laughing along with someone's utter amusement at something. I smiled at the first cut and broke down at this one. Not because I found the text especially funny the second time but because of Ashen's reaction.

@DanaTheInsane 10 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU INSULTING ANTONIO STELLA BOTTOM TILE? GOOD.

@thelegonerfmaster8 10 жыл бұрын

What about Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai?

@jaketheman091 2 жыл бұрын

Every time life gets rough, I watch this video and it picks me right back up again - even seven years later, lol!

@Bnlol1 10 жыл бұрын

I didn't laugh once at the serious review, but on this one i just burst out laughing

@TheRunefox 10 жыл бұрын

This officially broke him RIP Ashens

@godslaughter 2 жыл бұрын

I either think about or come back to this video every two months or so.

@shitbag. 8 жыл бұрын

I've been having a terrible day and thought I would try to cheer up by watching Game grumps and ashens.. I picked this video for no good reason and hearing you laugh like that. It seriously made me happy. I doubt anything could have made this day better. Thank you Stewart.

@LadyLucy78 10 жыл бұрын

I thought the second version was funny, this had my dog checking on me to make sure I wasn't going to die, I don't think he's ever heard me make a noise like that before. Tears of joy are running down my face.

@iconredesign 10 жыл бұрын

I can imagine you feeding it your tears. Just beautiful.

@deathscreton 7 жыл бұрын

This is still by far my favorite Ashens video. I love watching commenters or comedians lose it behind their own videos. There's something very "human" about it that you usually don't get from videos now-a days.

@KasaiHasuki 6 жыл бұрын

Any time my depression flairs up I come back to this video, it gives me hope

@MedicFilms 9 жыл бұрын

This is what happend when you take Ashens abd pat him on the head, pat him on the head, pat him on the head and tilt him.

@BunnySenpai 9 жыл бұрын

Don't forget time flip him upside down to get his attention first!

@C.K.Productions 8 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of stuff I want to see in the comment section

@Jamzie316 8 жыл бұрын

+Bunny Senpai yea lol

@Jamzie316 8 жыл бұрын

+Bunny Senpai yea lol

@XDFusion94 10 жыл бұрын

It's always good to hear Ashen laugh once in a while. He acts too serious sometimes. :D

@omgmeepmeeeplol 7 жыл бұрын

after watching this i wanted to say "Antonio stella bottom tile" to my mum to see if she laughed but i couldnt physically finish saying it without bursting into unstoppable laughter for a solid 5-10 minutes and once i had calmed down i tried to tell her again and continued laughing before getting it out