2000 Dogs vs Minecraft Hardcore

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I Broke Minecraft With Dogs And It Was Pure Chaos (E6)
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@Kolanii Жыл бұрын

smash like for our fallen brothers 🐶

@chromaticeditz Жыл бұрын

First

@Kone6942 Жыл бұрын

Dogelanii

@prishasee9573 Жыл бұрын

Love your vids

@Sp00keySp00n Жыл бұрын

@blueberry-vo4kq Жыл бұрын

2nd l love ur vids ❤️

@kk_thepanda1176 Жыл бұрын

Mojang: the warden was designed to be almost impossible to defeat. Kolanii: That was too easy

@ailajanelleconcepcion6940 Жыл бұрын

Well technically infinite wardens can spawn

@mak_cheese Жыл бұрын

@@ailajanelleconcepcion6940 but they were all to scared to come out

@piglin469 Жыл бұрын

the problem was the warden can do a lot of damage to 1 entity if the shriek can kill all the dogs in its radius then I think the warden might be harder to kill

@mohdmudassir2035 Жыл бұрын

And also you aren't supposed to kill him

@animatedspringtrap5331 Жыл бұрын

Everyone: nooo you can’t use Redstone to summon a mob nooooo Mojang: ha ha red stone go brrrr

@Crypticat Жыл бұрын

after many years we finally know who let the dogs out, it was Kolanii.

@ZoneProne Жыл бұрын

@Revkitz 😂😂😂 well that's gold

@GrayishRL Жыл бұрын

O :

@Graywolftherian7812 Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

@MrAugust. Жыл бұрын

Ong god lol

@Dayonuu Жыл бұрын

WO9OOOOF

@bloodstone3273 Жыл бұрын

Kolanii on the throne with all the dogs is just the equivalent of Gru saying “TOGETHER! WE WILL STEAL THE MOON!”

@undynlicia7554 Жыл бұрын

yes

@EnderfyOfTheDark Жыл бұрын

Yes (This comment made my AS* off XD)

@jocelynmarieco Жыл бұрын

Give clip

@areyouseriousrightneow5491 Жыл бұрын

@@EnderfyOfTheDark how…

@Who.knows29 6 ай бұрын

+ with the dog armor 😀

@junojunojunojunojunojunojuno Жыл бұрын

"as we've already established dogs can't fl-" *pause* "fly. is that a cat?" "Can you fly?"

@songedits4774 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣honestley my fav part of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@godofbadpoetry Жыл бұрын

Well, this is our Kolanii content for the next two months boys

@unknownrabies2954 Жыл бұрын

Maybe even three if he feels like it

@rororokai Жыл бұрын

Yessirrrr

@eliazschannel8045 Жыл бұрын

Yep until then see ya *plays outro song*

@JJF2006 Жыл бұрын

Just watch 1 minute every week and we will be all good

@rororokai Жыл бұрын

@@JJF2006 💀

@TrizzyDesigns Жыл бұрын

Seeing Kolanii almost lose his MC world in the first 2min of the episode 2x.... damn

@husseinal-marzooq1559 Жыл бұрын

@@recitationtohear I wont thank u lol

@m0hnd_8 Жыл бұрын

Im so godhxd

@aguyontheinternet8436 Жыл бұрын

technically, the warden killed him about three times over. And he got out alive. And then he took advantage of the fact he can only attack one thing at a time

@seb99342 Жыл бұрын

@@recitationtohear first link: Making Air Wedge potatoes by fantastic flavours with disabled likes and dislikes. If you comment on these potatoes video: Oh yeah. The potatoes that have no sense with Kolanii, your comment won't appear because fantastic flavours disabled these kind of comments and wants only positive like: " oh finally it's here!! " in order to defend his self promotion. 2nd: Goofy Ahh games by Memecious. Memecious is still hated since November because we had seeing him self promoting

@RavindraKumar-qw7zz Жыл бұрын

true

@MackingCheese99 Жыл бұрын

I demand a massive memorial to the fallen

@concept5631 Жыл бұрын

Seconded

@slutslayer2646 Жыл бұрын

Thirded

@yuuuukiiiiii Жыл бұрын

Fourthed

@fabiospasiano9885 Жыл бұрын

Fifthed

@thecringeslayer Жыл бұрын

Sixthed

@darokahn1025 Жыл бұрын

The game summons wardens based on player-caused vibrations, and the dogs were causing vibrations and eating up the cool down so you couldn't cause any. It's a miracle you managed to summon the first one. Standing on top of the screaming blocks causes them to scream and summon warden's as well.

@schneider0304 Жыл бұрын

Philza and LukeTheNotable dealing with the Warden in their hardcore series: “I have to do testing and practice on backups and make sure I don’t loose all my precious world progress” The big K dealing with the Warden in his hardcore series: “Lmao dog go bark”

@jasiayounus4328 Жыл бұрын

I am the 101 like lol

@thecatarmy3485 Жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie also just did it in hardcore with no testing, then he accidentally spawned the warden at his base lmao

@user-wd9iu9jm8b Жыл бұрын

@@thecatarmy3485 oh God lmao

@Rainbow0015 Жыл бұрын

Dog go bork*

@Bastian_Jumps Жыл бұрын

"Wait Minecraft is actually hard now?"

@privatepessleneck Жыл бұрын

what I find hilarious is that while skulk sensors detect all sounds, but only alert the shriekers from player sounds, he had soo many dogs the sensors were stuck detecting those so the warden couldn't appear, but also felt like the warden was too scared of the dogs

@H3LLBIN Жыл бұрын

Warden: “ feeling good! Almost killed a player today- oh one second, noise- gotta go back to work. “ Kolanii: “ REMEMBER ME? “ Warden: “ *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUC-* “

@itstrooperz 5 ай бұрын

Honestly if I was the warden I probably would have simply just died.

@Sonic.exe_uwu666 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@YouTube Жыл бұрын

wake up babe, new kolanii vid just dropped 👑

@jennydesbaux7127 Жыл бұрын

oh. Hey youtube

@Gaeilge. Жыл бұрын

OMG KZfaqEE

@Meooowx Жыл бұрын

Hello again, KZfaq

@garagebird Жыл бұрын

hi youtube can you please remove youtube shorts

@fatimaumar3031 Жыл бұрын

Oh Hello 👋

@khianlocelpatricio7238 Жыл бұрын

" Where I once howled , I now have an overwhelming urge to bark "- Dog/Wolf 2022

@absolutelygoobing Жыл бұрын

ishe buthe

@Leojupiter Жыл бұрын

"So many chickens exist in a single are that existence itself said... that they cease to exist" -Kolanii 2022

@leoconto1043 Жыл бұрын

Entity craming. When there's so many entity in one place that the game just /kills them all. If he was in the farm at that time he would also of died. that would of been a embarrassing way to lose a hardcore world.

@ProLGL Жыл бұрын

5:15 the clip of them all shaking water off simultaneously is gold

@swarajmori9413 Жыл бұрын

The perfect minecraft world

@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro Жыл бұрын

Can’t like, 69

@UrLocalMisfit Жыл бұрын

That's a lot of dogs!!! 😵

@xraenon1664 Жыл бұрын

If you have a NASA level computer strong enough to not explode when trying to not drop frames with enough dogs to fill the Grand Canyon are on screen

@swarajmori9413 Жыл бұрын

@@xraenon1664 A toaster is sureley not a nasa level pc I guess

@ludameri1384 Жыл бұрын

I love how his goal for every video is to see how fast he can get to losing his world, either by dying or with lag (or both!)

@numbersninja7858 Жыл бұрын

These dogs illustrate the concept of crowd crush very well

@justtakeaway Жыл бұрын

the immediate frame drop when Kolanii looks at the dog army will make me laugh every time

@questofdumbvr1318 Жыл бұрын

“violence isn’t the answer, it’s a question and the answer is yes”

@nic_aya Жыл бұрын

- a white man

@mistressofthenekos1743 Жыл бұрын

-Max0r

@loricat5606 Жыл бұрын

- Technoblade

@concept5631 Жыл бұрын

@@loricat5606 Beat me to it.

@Aygol__ Жыл бұрын

I spent an hour trying to find the ancient city with my friend, i am personally offended that you found it with seemingly no effort lol

@ItsDeveloper_ Жыл бұрын

I found it under my worldspawn; thought they were common.

@Aygol__ Жыл бұрын

@@ItsDeveloper_ me and my friend spent ages in a massive cave and kept on looking because there were the xp blocks. I attempted to find it again, got lost, had to mine my way up with my bare hands because i had no pickaxe

@artiseen Жыл бұрын

@@Aygol__ F

@bubbWyrm Жыл бұрын

@@Aygol__ f

@jowarnis Жыл бұрын

I bet he inspected that seed with chunkbase to get coordinates ;D

@ezyYT Жыл бұрын

I don't think there was a single part of this that wasn't entertaining. Great job :D

@camerontower6955 Жыл бұрын

6:26 "By the way dogs, if I... if I click a chicken on you and then instantly after click a chicken on your mum... im sorry" had me dying 💀

@straighttrippin7665 Жыл бұрын

The more you watch him the more you can tell the difference in emotion in his context

@alzhanvoidsansado Жыл бұрын

@@billyadams3744 I'm pretty sure his 200 days in one block Minecraft had him literally pose at the end with a banner of 2 K's, and his shield making the middle K. He did not care.

@timepass4783 Жыл бұрын

*"Violence isn't the answer, it's the question,* *And the answer is yes"* ~Kolanii, 2022

@Akbonana Жыл бұрын

-sunzu *Cries in technoquote

@bradeyjosey7098 Жыл бұрын

-jacksepticeye

@nic_aya Жыл бұрын

-a white man

@loricat5606 Жыл бұрын

- Technoblade

@jaxe_edits Жыл бұрын

- Gaius Julius Caesar

@raylenminecraft8403 Жыл бұрын

Your videos are really funny. Just watched the video with water in nether :) Great job 8:17 funniest timestamp tho

@Happy-vw2ls Жыл бұрын

so nobody's gonna talk about how he found THE RAREST CITY by just digging straight down

@lolsmileyface6246 Жыл бұрын

I love this man’s content so much! I’m always ready for a completely absurd plot over an even more absurd motive. We love to see it.

@bensoncheung2801 9 ай бұрын

111 👍 11mo ago 1 💬

@kellanf650 8 ай бұрын

make sure to zip his pants up when ur done

@WhatnotArt Жыл бұрын

Everything about this is so passive aggressive and frustrated, and I love it.

@JairEggs Жыл бұрын

2:16 just made me the entire week, I was unprepared for that quote

@ArtModded Жыл бұрын

Bro… so much nostalgia. I remember when you had 35k subs. You’ve grown so much, so congrats ❤

@KingSammelot Жыл бұрын

Man I haven’t watched Kolanii in a while but man it’s great to see how much you’ve grown and how good your videos are. Started with the 100 days and now you’ve expanded so much. Keep it up man 😃

@AlexJoneses Жыл бұрын

dropped a tear at that technoblade quote, god rest his soul

@PEACHXS_Z Жыл бұрын

The math he just did was marvelous 😂❤ 5:50 - 6:03

@LocalYoutubeUser420 Жыл бұрын

13:10 Cat: bonjour

@timepass4783 Жыл бұрын

Let's stop for a moment to appreciate that build, like DAYUM That looked cool af!

@JSHEEP Жыл бұрын

Kolanii in low key the most entertaing Minecraft player on youtube

@muffin4997 Жыл бұрын

9:58 Literaly every minecraft player

@alinafemalitoni7251 Жыл бұрын

This guy brings back the fun silly minecraft days back, good and original videos, not what everyone is doing

@jshark6343 Жыл бұрын

the speech while breaking the village to build the throne of howls was amazing

@huntercool2232 Жыл бұрын

I love how the Deep Dark was the biggest part of 1.19 when it was literally supposed to be added in 1.17 lmao

@KingRidley Жыл бұрын

If you do that chicken farm in a very small, enclosed space but then create a 1x1 opening, the chickens will temporarily simulate liquid physics as they blast through the hole.

@babacarsakho8856 Жыл бұрын

Kolanii is now unstoppable now with his 2000 dogs

@isaacrogers4174 Жыл бұрын

“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

@Mr_Erutrot Жыл бұрын

3:15 It may be a tad bit of a bad idea to have a ton of K's lined up outside of a sacrificial temple

@livelively_2.071 Жыл бұрын

Line the K up ina staright row

@Riptide_28 Жыл бұрын

That is what i thought

@stupidalltomorrowsfan7420 Жыл бұрын

Kolanii: imagine if I mine straight down and find the deep dark. Also kolanii:*finds the deep dark*

@vincenttremblay6598 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never laughed so hard. The certainty in the way he said “Oh that’s a dog avalanche”

@PuddleshineMC Жыл бұрын

4:06 "Don't name them. That's how attachments begin." My brain immediately: William and Jennie

@helenbooth5109 8 ай бұрын

Lol

@Hellens.melons 27 күн бұрын

WILLIAM AND JENNIEEEE!!!!🙌🙌

@Ravi__ Жыл бұрын

Ah, new Kolanii video… good excuse to rewatch all of the old ones. Yes, all of them

@yaoiyurilover37 Жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who does this 🤣🤣

@tankeboy6811 9 ай бұрын

You know, Kolanii is the only MC KZfaqr that i can just rewatch all of his videos and not get bored.And his voice, alot of MC KZfaqrs have an annoying voice or make it sound annoying but Kolanni? Nah love this guys voice

@prodcas3906 Жыл бұрын

2:16 this is the best quote I've ever heard ever, props to kolanii the genius himself

@itsjxke_ Жыл бұрын

I actually love you dude. Easily the best, most entertaining creator on this platform. Hats off.

@wolfyd2053 Жыл бұрын

Idk why but the “ow my face” got me so good

@MrAK-lm4xu Жыл бұрын

9:10 "making loud noise" proceeds to break blocks for noise... Million dogs be like: tha fk

@matthew-vw3pw Жыл бұрын

"it seems like a bad idea but im going to do it anyways because i cant think of an alternative" literally me doing anything in minecraft ever

@kyrinth3558 Жыл бұрын

Been here since you were 1.3k and you are easily the best MC content creator. Perfect comedy and made me laugh a lot!

@jedenproblox Жыл бұрын

Imagine finally finding a KZfaqr who’s content is ur style

@kumaraditya Жыл бұрын

Literally every week I search your channel to see if u upload.... Today is the best day.... And PLS UPLOAD FAST.. love u

@thyzerd9093 Жыл бұрын

this is what Minecraft legends will be like

@vormiam9242 Жыл бұрын

This is the physical incarnation of "And I took that personally."

@goldmaestro103 Жыл бұрын

11:05 Omg ITS RAINING DOGS ITS RAINING DOGS

@Minecraftsmewtwo Жыл бұрын

Mojang The warden was designed to be almost impossible to beat Kolani There so scared of me there not even spawning

@Cranberry415 Жыл бұрын

That warden just turned around and gave up when he saw this.

@yaitsoo Жыл бұрын

"Violence isn't the answer, it's a question and the answer is yes." might just be the perfect yearbook quote.

@llanesstrong6745 Жыл бұрын

I love how it started trying to make a house in a cave look pretty which he still hasn’t done to this. Love it

@Kaliguez Жыл бұрын

ive never laughed this hard to a minecraft video in a while

@zenyphia7375 Жыл бұрын

TRUE!!! I laugh the hardest when the “Dog avalanche” happened

@crimsonknight2818 Жыл бұрын

Kolanii "I will gain my masculinity back" me "but the dogs are doing the work"

@Adewj06 9 ай бұрын

“This is a block game i come here to feel good about myself” Kolanii 2022

@insert_name6093 Жыл бұрын

Kolanii, All I wanna say is thank you, I have been doing terrible with my classes currently, And your videos are helping me feel good about myself, Thank you for your content man.

@sirchicken7986 Жыл бұрын

It’s good to know he has a conscience

@BoredomBee Жыл бұрын

15:35 "All two thousand and one of us." I love that you included the cat in the count at the end. 🤣

@thecapybara681 Жыл бұрын

Hes talking about himself, i think

@BoredomBee Жыл бұрын

@@thecapybara681 I'm choosing to believe that it was the cat.

@biohamster9617 7 ай бұрын

I like how he’s said “My powers have doubled since the last time we met!” That means he is as strong as 1000 dogs alone.

@OscarDeLaHoyad Жыл бұрын

Les gooo! New Kolanii vid :D

@mc_jimmy Жыл бұрын

I love your style, you've inspired me to give it a shot. Thank you for being awesome ❤️❤️

@elecsnake4888 7 ай бұрын

Sun Tzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Kolanii: How about we maul the enemy with 2000 dogs? Sun Tzu: ...

@mr.botond945 Жыл бұрын

"I was aimlessly clicking chicken into an ocean of dogs" - One of the top five sentences of the century

@Luffyinsuit Жыл бұрын

“A wise man once said violence isn’t the answer, It’s a question and the answer is yes” Kolanii 2022

@RadicalElder Жыл бұрын

You may only release 1 video every 2 months but they're damned good videos.

@silvervibes4847 Жыл бұрын

Completely remade a cave, build an epic door, built all this, foughtmany bosses, remade an entire portal Yet has yet to make his house

@therohan1957 Жыл бұрын

First video from you’ve I’ve watched, and I love your humour so much. Great video!

@The_leftovernugget Жыл бұрын

8:21 is the best

@muhacarcubing1302 Жыл бұрын

The kolanii community is growing, he can get 119 comments in a minute❤️

@ScrambledAndBenedict 9 ай бұрын

The Warden flailing around in that ocean of dogs is comedy gold

@TankieBoi Жыл бұрын

6:51 This is glorious

@Jeffreyblong Жыл бұрын

3:57 I got an ad for PETA

@god_ofgaming1 Жыл бұрын

8:23 dogalanch

@SessVlogs 9 ай бұрын

Kolanii: It’s too easy! Kolanii’s PC, panting and sweating: Yeah…super easy…

@amysaurhuish300 Жыл бұрын

I have watched so many of these hardcore videos lately. Safe to say a lot of them have lost their spark for me but boy oh boy did this just crack me up!!! Thank you for making my commute this morning better❤️❤️❤️🐶🐶🐶🐶