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@darius26404 жыл бұрын
The roofline is meant to look like drivers buzzcut
@asiftalpur37584 жыл бұрын
This. We've peaked.
@Panhead49EL4 жыл бұрын
Ha. I was in the middle of typing "4:59 Grrr SQUARE, like my jaw and my haircut" when I saw your comment. Nice.
@jimmynickelz4 жыл бұрын
Make like a tree, and get out of here!!
@75aces974 жыл бұрын
High and tight
@Shewent2008Jared Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 yoooo
@subeyguy664 жыл бұрын
The official car of kitchen ceiling holes from negligent discharges.
@dopey4734 жыл бұрын
Make this the top comment. It's too accurate.
@brandonhightower56664 жыл бұрын
had a friend with 7 of those and he drove one of these. no bs.
@tarungonneea46144 жыл бұрын
And attempted suicides
@lucasokeefe79354 жыл бұрын
@@tarungonneea4614 The official car of kitchen ceiling holes from negligent discharges, and failed suicides.
@fakename2874 жыл бұрын
@Punisher sure it is
@EminentLine4 жыл бұрын
The official car of "You will address me by my husband's rank!".
@echodelta21724 жыл бұрын
underrated, but could easily be substituted for a grand cherokee today
@69in894 жыл бұрын
Right? If the rank of Corporal was a vehicle...
@PrydeWater9014 жыл бұрын
Echo Delta Enlisted, yes. Officers’ wives are in Sequoias for some reason.
@troysmith1594 жыл бұрын
The dependapotamos mobile
@Alystas4 жыл бұрын
Ok Ms Private Karene
@billhill73304 жыл бұрын
Part of the "I almost joined the military" advanced pack
@fakename2874 жыл бұрын
"I almost joined the military but I would've punched the drill instructor in the face if he yelled at me"
@bynrdskynrd4 жыл бұрын
@@fakename287 Well, that's my Uncle and that happened in the 70s so...a Chevy Luv?
@thoughtfulbobcat18723 жыл бұрын
@@fakename287 you get used to the yelling, them being nice if you did something right messes with you...
@aaronseverydayprojects50404 жыл бұрын
For the guy who suggests “mossy oak” for the color of his wedding tuxedo.
@cbcsmithers4 жыл бұрын
The Pennsylvania Tuxedo!
@bigpopparand14 жыл бұрын
Piece of shit lol
@seththomas91054 жыл бұрын
Sadly I think you can actually get something like that. God help the Republic.
@busboy32324 жыл бұрын
I think more along the lines of a 2006 Dodge Ram with tow mirrors sticking out with your statement.
@hankhill56224 жыл бұрын
My brother in law had one of these and you pretty much just described him.
@stvnellis164 жыл бұрын
The official car of DEA Agent Hank Schrader!
@TheTrafficTech4 жыл бұрын
That's the only reason I knew this thing existed haha!
@GRBphotos4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTrafficTech same!
@yeshwantdasari20754 жыл бұрын
The name is ASAC SCHRADER, GO FUCK YOURSELF
@Nazareth694204 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought. And everything he said was a good descriptor for Hank.
@MrJohndoakes4 жыл бұрын
@@yeshwantdasari2075 (Sound of five high-velocity rounds hitting Schrader in the head and torso.)
@russetwolf134 жыл бұрын
Military Grade: Means standardized performance, not good performance.
@9inchpp4 жыл бұрын
Also meant it was made by the lowest bidder
@1988foxtrot4 жыл бұрын
@@9inchpp Damn, you beat me to it! GG
@calebtidwell12744 жыл бұрын
russetwolf13 sold to the lowest bidder.
@calebtidwell12744 жыл бұрын
zanza kuro you win the race. Lmao
@eathotdog4 жыл бұрын
It breaks when we expect it to.
@DeimosPC4 жыл бұрын
The official car of “I tried to sign up but they wouldn’t let me because I have ‘insert bullshit medical condition’”
@errhka4 жыл бұрын
To be fair you can actually be disqualified from a bullshit medical condition
@echodelta21724 жыл бұрын
"Haha yeah man I'd sign up, but I'm afraid I'd just deck the drill instructor when he yelled at me" *proceeds to get henpecked by his fat wife"
@JohnSmith-wx9wj4 жыл бұрын
I only got really pissed at my drill sergeant a couple times. Someone who would physically lash out sounds like a sissy to me.
@PrydeWater9014 жыл бұрын
Deimos Underrated comment. 👍🏾
@brye-bread4 жыл бұрын
You mean bone spurs? Oh wait...
@leirex_14 жыл бұрын
The official car of the guy who puts Punisher skulls on the bottom of his pistol magazines
@fakename2874 жыл бұрын
@Punisher uh, congrats
@phillyspitta81474 жыл бұрын
LeireX ctfu facts got punisher fat head on back window n seat covers wit a roof rack like he real outdoor type lol
@gnarshread4 жыл бұрын
Ugh. Yep! Thats how you know they are an idiot.
@trashrabbit694 жыл бұрын
"What is your experience with foreign languages?" "MOLON LABE"
@jamespondy04 жыл бұрын
That's just Jeep in general. They're all fucking retarded wannabe hardasses.
@nittanyburg204 жыл бұрын
If “negligent discharge” was a car
@jimmynickelz4 жыл бұрын
Damn!! Nice
@TheMattc9994 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@WarzoneVincent4 жыл бұрын
2006 Jeep Commander: The Official Car for Fist Fighting Little League Parents.
@JSXSProductions4 жыл бұрын
I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
@smirage224 жыл бұрын
Lmao Randy Marsh
@LearnAboutFlow4 жыл бұрын
Funniest comment yet!
@WhoDaFuqIzDisGuy.4 жыл бұрын
I'll fuck up a whole team of little league kids what's up?!?
@TheFernando94314 жыл бұрын
"You're the best arround.." Sounds in the radio in a continuous loop
@TheRodx694 жыл бұрын
"for a man that insists MREs tastes good" Don't do my boy Steve1989MREInfo like that
@penguinsscareme4 жыл бұрын
MRESteve at a restaurant, complimenting the food: "That's totally edible!"
@edawg7924 жыл бұрын
Our boy Steve definitely drives an old Toyota truck
@IanDunbar14 жыл бұрын
Find you a girl that looks at you like Steve looks at a packet of coffee instant.
@UndeadPorcupine4 жыл бұрын
That joke was top-tier, but I’m not gonna lie man, those lemon poppy cakes are worth their weight in gold
@samuelmoreno364 жыл бұрын
Let's put that comment on a tray!, nice!
@christopherbrummet49974 жыл бұрын
"FOR THE GUY WHO'S FAVOURITE BEER IS: FIVE BEERS" I nearly pissed myself laughing
@jebediahspringfield94964 жыл бұрын
Christopher Brummet this joke cured my depression
@christopherbrummet49974 жыл бұрын
@Punisher well then, you don't have a 2006 Jeep Commander, do ya?
@boowiebear4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I lost it!!
@thisisntsergio13524 жыл бұрын
Scrolled and read and heard this joke all at the same time
@Iukini4 жыл бұрын
*whose
@jimmynickelz4 жыл бұрын
"cmon Enterprise..is this really the only suv left?.. Gimmie the pt cruiser"
@brianlee56494 жыл бұрын
Not without a dent. No dent, no PT Cruiser, no exceptions/if, ands or buts.
@joebeastyg56864 жыл бұрын
Nice tie-in to the "Commander Riker" comment..... or was it?
@jimmynickelz4 жыл бұрын
@@joebeastyg5686 Naaa man. That's Mr Regular level mind bending. Not there yet.
@SlidTossedPissed4 жыл бұрын
Id rather walk... backwards... on fire.. in hell.. naked.. than drive this OR the Pt Loser.
@JL-sm6cg2 жыл бұрын
I had a choice between one of these and a Grand Cherokee once at a rental car counter. Chose the Cherokee. Liked the look better.
@ms_enj4 жыл бұрын
I work with knife guy. Who became military issue watch guy. Then he turned into tactical torch guy. Now he’s morphed into hardcore-prep-for-the-Coronavirus-apocalypse guy. He talks at me, not to me.
@ScottishScot4 жыл бұрын
ms_enj, hahahahahahahaha
@utrak4 жыл бұрын
what car does he drive?
@CarsMeetsBikes4 жыл бұрын
Eurotrash RC the Jeep commander...
@1painter4hire4 жыл бұрын
That's Gold !!! Thanks !!
@MrDaxtr4 жыл бұрын
He's the Jeeeep guuuuuuy....duh. (beat drop)
@Big-Monkey-Man4 жыл бұрын
The official car of "I carry a .45 cause they don't make a .46"
@CARAMELH0H0B0Y4 жыл бұрын
Those fudds almost make me want a .460 Rowland.
@vinnydaq134 жыл бұрын
CARAMELH0H0B0Y why not get a .500 S&W ?
@Big-Monkey-Man4 жыл бұрын
@@vinnydaq13 Arthritis
@vinnydaq134 жыл бұрын
@@Big-Monkey-Man Nuff said.
@nutshot_brawler84664 жыл бұрын
“You forgot this car existed, and now you’re gonna see one everyday”. Reminds me of that phenomenon in the gta games where you look for a car thats very hard to find and when you find it, it starts spawning on the streets
@kz1000ps4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeppppp, that's the Infernus for me
@raptorjeezus26074 жыл бұрын
Absolute GTA 4 sultan RS moment
@areyousureyouenteredyourna854 жыл бұрын
Pheonix
@TheScrubmuffin694 жыл бұрын
@@raptorjeezus2607 sultan rs only spawns in one place, so not really haha
@CamaroAmx4 жыл бұрын
The game is designed so that happens. It’s so if you crash the car you can find anther one quickly.
@Slingsomelead4 жыл бұрын
Jeep commander, the official car or wearing a weight vest to stair climb at planet fitness.
@killerMILLER1174 жыл бұрын
A latino girl did that at my local Planet Fitness and she stair stepped the entire time I was working out. Her thighs were massive and I'll always be in love with her.
@JohnSmith-wx9wj4 жыл бұрын
@@killerMILLER117 Always wanted some nice thighs... ugh, the only thighs I get are chicken thighs.
@earthling19844 жыл бұрын
I bought a 2006 Commander in 2013. Kept it till late 2014. Had it close to 2 years. Ended up trading it for a FJ Cruiser. I love my FJ. But, I must say, the Commader was AWESOME! I wish I had kept it. I bought it with around 120k, sold it with around 150k. Drove it across the country from Chicago, to San Diego, To Miami, and all in between. During that trip I had my friend, my cousin, myself, 2 dogs, and a cat, plus tons of gear. Tons of space inside (with the 3rd row down), super smooth ride. We took it up some minimal 4wd trails in Colorado (to get up to hot springs). It really was probably my favorite vehicle I have owned (I've owned over 15 vehicles, 5 of which being Jeeps, 2 Subarus, Toyota's, Honda's, etc.). Never had any problems with it in the 30k miles I put on it when it was already old and used. Mine was the base model engine, but, I had leather heated seats and some other options probably (I don't know what, I didn't buy it new; but, the leather seating suggests some upgrades were included, like the power sunroof I had). Even with the base engine, it was plenty fast, pulled 2 jetskis just fine. Really, it was an odd vehicle in some ways, and, I agree, I'd take a 4runner any day. But, the Commander I had, kicked ass!
@AmusedChild3 жыл бұрын
We're looking at one to possibly buy, and it looks like a great deal. We do a lot of work on our land, but neither of us were in the military or eat MREs. This video review is immature and stupid.
@Hypocrite-ical3 жыл бұрын
@@AmusedChild You.... you may be happier if you don't watch anything else from this channel.
@shiceblack87413 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂 this guy's a dick!!! I still love my 2008 Commander... Tough Guy!💪
@joshuabalsavage46953 жыл бұрын
I have an 06 base model commander and I must say it’s the best vehicle I’ve ever had. I’ve had it for a little over 3 years now. It’s incredible in the snow. Never had a problem. Also I’m nowhere close to the type of person they describe in this video. Lol
@JSchroederee3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a beater SUV in 2019. I considered the commander. The general consensus at the time is they are typical for Jeep at the time. Reliability is some of the lowest in the industry, but industry average in the early 2000s is way better than past decades. If you find a well kept commander, could be a great deal. Their resale is terrible so market price might be a steal. Im a Toyota fanboy but I won't pretend a 4runner or land cruiser with twice the milage is a better value at twice the price...
@jeffstewart95034 жыл бұрын
"Refuses to help like your school's registrar's office." I felt that
@tobyvision4 жыл бұрын
To this day, I still do not understand what a registrar was or what they did or did not do. I passed through there many times, and I believe I have permanent brain damage where each of those memories should be stored. It was like walking into a giant microwave aimed at my brain.
@jakenoble8424 жыл бұрын
The official car of identifying with Walter in the Big Lebowski
@LorSTApunk074 жыл бұрын
Jake Noble Do you see what happens Larry?!
@wvusmc4 жыл бұрын
You want a toe? I'll getcha a toe. With nail polish. Fuckin amateurs.
@FOWLR4NOW4 жыл бұрын
The official car of *not* identifying Walter, your brother in law, to be a meth kingpin
@rufusconnolly84893 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect comment.
@mpf19474 жыл бұрын
Styled for the man who wished the XJ Cherokee could stick around around for as many decades as the SJ Wagoneer.
@RestrictedHades4 жыл бұрын
The Jeep SJW is my favorite.
@dorsk844 жыл бұрын
I wish Jeep would have kept the XJ model. Just updated the motor. But the Commander is ugly and a rush attempt to appease the XJ owners.
@DSFARGEG004 жыл бұрын
And who wouldn't want that? Sadly like everything else Jeep these days it's the poser grandkid of the legit article grandpa.
@WhoDaFuqIzDisGuy.4 жыл бұрын
I do tho
@clickreportifyouareacrybab59424 жыл бұрын
The XJ is bulletproof and timeless. Going up in price too because getting harder to find.
@edd17sp744 жыл бұрын
I’m a technician at a Mopar dealer. Whenever I see one of these roll into the service parking lot, I conveniently find something else to do. I despise these things with a passion.
@BarcelonaBlitzer4 жыл бұрын
EDD17SP * They are that bad?
@StormChaserok4 жыл бұрын
Dang !!
@moparmadman11344 жыл бұрын
Your a Toyota driving democrat then
@luke65874 жыл бұрын
@@moparmadman1134 okay mopar madman. go throw unoriginal insults somewhere else
@ferdsan90253 жыл бұрын
@@luke6587 triggered you enough to respond , and it wasn’t even directed at you.
@mss6274 жыл бұрын
These things are notorious for their electrical problems. We had one with the 5.7-liter Hemi. It famously broke down at the entrance to a gas station during hurricane Sandy. Jeep charged us 1200 dollars to replace the wiring harness only to have the problem reoccur. I joined an owner's group just to see if anyone was having similar problems. There were a lot. Apparently, the electronically adjustable seat would slice into the wiring when adjusted shorting out the computer and causing all hell to break loose: Horns, lights, windows, the works. The show would continue 'till the battery died. I warned them about Chrysler products. Unfortunately, nobody listened.
@waremergencypower60244 жыл бұрын
The official car of “I HAVE AN ORIGINAL AR-15!” when he really has a Smith and Wesson M&P 15. He’s smart enough to know the general public won’t know the difference.
@joedonnelly3874 жыл бұрын
A very specific reference, one that genuinely had me laughing😂
@MrJohndoakes4 жыл бұрын
What kind of Jeep does an M-14 owner have?
@mrjohnnyk4 жыл бұрын
@@MrJohndoakes Probably a Willys
@scottkrafft68304 жыл бұрын
He? Every single one of these I've ever seen was a Karen xD
@petefontaine23264 жыл бұрын
@@MrJohndoakes A 90s wranger he put a Willys sticker on.
@Leightspeed_4 жыл бұрын
This is yet another Chrysler product where it can be determined to be shit or good based on the engine it has. In the case of the Commander: -Does it have the Hemi? It's good. -No Hemi? POS.
@_chipchip4 жыл бұрын
Leightspeed in Australia we got them with the Mercedes 3.0 diesel turbo, they are super sweet motors and love a tune.
@calemacdonald31354 жыл бұрын
Did they put the inline 6 in them?
@SkylineFTW974 жыл бұрын
The 4.7 is a decent engine. Not as good as the Hemi, but not really bad either.
@DMSparky4 жыл бұрын
4.7L is an okay motor just not super powerful or efficient.
@_chipchip4 жыл бұрын
cale MacDonald The diesel was a 5 or 6 cylinder diesel turbo. The 3.0 6 was a v6 quad cam DT.
@Seegalgalguntijak4 жыл бұрын
An ABS that locks up is an ABS that doesn't fulfill its purpose.
@toweringhorse20544 жыл бұрын
2006 Jeep Commander: The “Flat top” haircut if it was a car
@dfw1fast1434 жыл бұрын
Only vehicle I’ve ever returned during a “cooling off” period.
@SilverScarletSpider4 жыл бұрын
My late friend had one. The Jeep engine caught fire and exploded on his morning commute. I still miss him sometimes.
@thomascocks91364 жыл бұрын
I mean, at least it was firing on all cylinders
@gundism4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that your last friend ☹️ is gone
@EazyDuz184 жыл бұрын
why was your friend late?
@baconadmin16464 жыл бұрын
@@EazyDuz18 his engine caught fire and exploded on his morning commute.
@roddydykes70534 жыл бұрын
Combustion69 because he had to walk after his Jeep engine exploded
@Ferraridude134 жыл бұрын
This was Hank's car on breaking bad, I think he had the 5.7 Hemi. That's how I'll always think of it
@tobyvision4 жыл бұрын
Hank was absolutely the kind of guy who only heard the word "hemi" during the entire sales pitch.
@ATCRyderX10 ай бұрын
*"They don't sell one in Purple, Marie!"*
@acedotcom4 жыл бұрын
I actually call mine the "F-Series Canyonero"
@willdowns17454 жыл бұрын
Top of the line in utility sports Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
@theunknownone59904 жыл бұрын
12 yards long 2 lanes wide 65 tons of american pride! Canyonero Canyonero...
@eliot.s_26724 жыл бұрын
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.
@LarryMarston4 жыл бұрын
For the guy who recites the Rifleman’s creed every morning and proceeds to confuse magazine and clip.
@mauer5944 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's the type of guy that gets *really* mad at people mixing up the two and will angrily correct you.
@skuzzyj4 жыл бұрын
@@mauer594 Saying "my California-compliant Assault Rifle still takes Hi-cap Clipazines" will give you the opportunity to watch someone have an actual aneurysm in real time.
@stevangucu5224 жыл бұрын
Jeep Commander “Gus Johnson pops a knife”
@markduret95384 жыл бұрын
I think they could use a few more knives on the podcast
@badopinionsrighthere4 жыл бұрын
Really you could have just said "Jeep Commander: A Daimler Chrysler product" and ended the video
@stevenwilliams18054 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@stanhry4 жыл бұрын
My 2006 four door Dakota is basically a pickup version of this jeep. Between 130 k miles over 190k , I had all the front ball joints replaced some of the front bushings ,the fronts springs , struts, a wheel bearing , one of the calipers , and the sway bar links. The pickup rear end just the shocks but the bed wheel wells rusted out like most this era rams.
@s.i89773 жыл бұрын
Anything of that era was garbage I don’t care what anyone says used to own a Dodge truck of that era never again
@Xergthes4 жыл бұрын
Chrysler "Jeep": "Hey we heard you like the Cherokee XJ, YOU'LL LOVE THIS!" Even though it has basically the same power, is pointlessly larger, is made almost entirely of plastic, has less ground clearance, is heavier, a worse engine, and a less comfortable interior! It's almost like they were trying to recapture the business from those who loved the Cherokee but wanted something newer, despite how much worse it was.
@CanadaBud234 жыл бұрын
Marketing ploy, what happens when accountants get a hold of the drawing board, for 200 Alex.
@jeremiahd83213 жыл бұрын
still have an 96 xj and its better than this.
@rileyblack54264 жыл бұрын
The official car of "don't worry the Charger is coming soon."
@michaelramsey824 жыл бұрын
The Charger came out in 2006, at the same time as the Commander.
@PrydeWater9014 жыл бұрын
“4 all-the-time” and “4 all-time” sounds like it needs an edit.
@TheScrubmuffin694 жыл бұрын
I thought he was fucking around, especially when he said you tow in neutral until I heard it correctly the second time lol
@21Trainman4 жыл бұрын
I still can’t hear it any way that makes sense. Could you please explain?
@PrydeWater9014 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Penner 3:25
@KLAWNINETY4 жыл бұрын
@@TheScrubmuffin69 These jeeps are actually favored because they have manual transfer cases that you can put in neutral for towing behind an RV aka "dinghy towing". You can only do this with manual rear wheel drive cars and a handful of 4x4's.
@LorSTApunk074 жыл бұрын
The ‘Kenny G cd in Pantera case’ comment had me rolling!
@neilvetter6624 жыл бұрын
What a letdown
@BigBing19874 жыл бұрын
3:16 talking about the fan, I think you completely missed the fact that if this has the "HD cooling" package which I think it does looking at the freeze frame; this thing also has a second hydraulically powered cooling fan that runs of the power steering pump pressure. And that is most of what wrong with dodge, spend a bunch of money doing simple stuff like cooling fans in there own odd way, but build the interior outta trash can plastic, and wire the whole vehicle up with harbor freight quality harnesses and connectors.
@LegoDork4 жыл бұрын
Stop thinking my thoughts.
@zlinedavid2 жыл бұрын
Where this was being designed during the Daimler ownership, this is now officially one of the world’s best trolling jobs. A HYDRAULICALLY OPERATED COOLING FAN???? That idea originated when two Mercedes engineers got ahold of some really good weed one night and…. “I have idea, ya? Let’s….*toke*….let’s call zose Chrysler dipshits and tell zem to…*toke*…oh…we design cooling fan zat runs hydraulically. And zose fuckers will probably build it!”
@Stjaernljus4 жыл бұрын
"The official car of boot leather flavoured Pop-Tarts"
@Titanic191274 жыл бұрын
The car you take your 18 year old girlfriend in the woods to cvm insider here when you’re 40 and paying for her college
@silverrain992054 жыл бұрын
Awww man 😂😂
@MrDmitriRavenoff4 жыл бұрын
@@Titanic19127 ouch. That burns.
@hairychesticles14 жыл бұрын
Poptart flavored boots
@Titanic191274 жыл бұрын
McLarenBMW only women, but I’m not 40 or a Jeep guy, I’m 20 years younger
@thnktank14 жыл бұрын
"For a man who insists MREs taste good", the last person I knew owned one of these also owned a vegan restaurant.😂👍 Can't make this up.
@Dr.Duck224 жыл бұрын
Haven't died at an intro roasting the cars typical owners like this since WEABOO. WEABOOWEABOOWEABOO
@jOoomOooo4 жыл бұрын
"the jeep commander riker" dont think I didnt hear you
@ElZamo924 жыл бұрын
The intro sounded familiar... then I realised it was “one winged angel” from FFVII...
@Grimm-Gaming4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Roman Does ALOT of FF Thingies :)
@dogwalk34 жыл бұрын
i thought it was the oompa loompa song, lmao. oops.
@Grimm-Gaming4 жыл бұрын
@@dogwalk3 nah just us Weeb Songs ;)
@dogwalk34 жыл бұрын
Grimm Gaming haha, i got started with ffx. was always more of a dragon quest guy ;)
@LimitedTimeRoman4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize the review was releasing this soon, and would release in time with the FF7 remake. So much for my ability to track time. But I regret NOTHING.
@matts.9964 жыл бұрын
This one just felt so classic rcr
@andreww.62834 жыл бұрын
The official car of Thin Blue Line stickers
@twotailedavenger3 жыл бұрын
Not just any TBL stickers, the ones with the Punisher skull.
@mravocadoman290410 ай бұрын
I got one from my dad, I don't know how long he had it but not long. Got the engine rebuilt in 2020. V6. Has 199,600 miles. Never saw myself driving a Jeep cuz I got used to my old Lincoln and would've gotten another Ford, but here we are. It's honestly a solid and underrated truck
@chumbawaumbacumpa4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, Jeep was owned by a different corporation.
@verdunian5954 жыл бұрын
Hank Schrader from breaking bad drives one in the show. That tells you pretty much all you need to know
@daviedmond46394 жыл бұрын
THAT WALLET HOLDER IN THE ROOF KILLS MY SOUL JUST LOOKING AT IT .
@1984Porthos4 жыл бұрын
When an airsoft player thinks he is tactical, he gets a Jeep Commander.
@MrRager-qd3lh4 жыл бұрын
"This is an adult power wheels truck." -RCR
@LegoDork4 жыл бұрын
That's the H3.
@matthewhall74764 жыл бұрын
In juvie looking at the natgeo magazines seeing this made me want one till I started working on cars
@DakGuy054 жыл бұрын
I put over 200k on the 4.7 in my Dakota before I bought a Ram Cummins (October 2019). So god damn reliable. Never had any problems with it and barely any with the truck itself and we had it since new until I bought in 2015. This Jeep is still decent
@LordWinter4 жыл бұрын
"Tanked like the last Terminator movie" That could refer to 4 of the last 6 Terminator movies lol
@LegoDork4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter for the joke. More often than not it'll be accurate into the foreseeable future.
@hotgluegun4 жыл бұрын
I learned to drive and took my test in one of these!! I was SO lucky my parents paid for gas with 8-11mpg. Also saved me when I was T-boned and rolled
@CamaroAmx4 жыл бұрын
Riley I took my test in a borrowed 91 Ford Escort hatch that I didn’t fit in. And when I got my first vehicle (a 79 F150 4x4), my dad said you have a job, pay for your own gas and insurance. And I bought my F150 without any financial help from my dad. The only thing he was willing to do was to give me a ride to go look at it. Gas was $1 per gallon so that wasn’t an issue. And when I was 18, I bought him a car (a 79 Bronco as a weekend play toy) for his birthday. Now all these years later, he asks me for advice on what vehicle to buy.
@LazerLord104 жыл бұрын
so basically a honda pilot but worse?
@stfanboy4 жыл бұрын
"The Jeep Commander Riker." From now on these Jeeps are going to be called Rikers!
@JasonPegis4 жыл бұрын
The official car of asking, “are these US military-grade jungle boots?” in a Big 5 Sports
@echodelta21724 жыл бұрын
underrated The kid who gets a GP-5 gas mask at a surplus store and brags about how he'll outlive the zombies with his new asbestos-filled head condom
@M00NM0NEY4 жыл бұрын
Jeep Commander looks like the perfect vehicle that represents the KAREN
@alidaraie4 жыл бұрын
Nah! that would be the Cherokee
@deepbludreams4 жыл бұрын
the Commander is a knockoff Tahoe, the Tahoe is the Karen-mobile.
@jackstacey75194 жыл бұрын
No, the official cars of speaking to the manager are the Ford Flex, Chevy Suburban, and an honorable mention goes to the Nissan Rogue.
@icankickmagda4 жыл бұрын
@@jackstacey7519 Pretty sure the Suburban IS the manager
@Valkyrie4274 жыл бұрын
Nah, that's the Tahoe (Including all subsequent variations from the other GM brands), 1st-gen Chevy Trailblazer, GMC Acadia, and the entire Lexus RX line.
@AfterDark334 жыл бұрын
FORGOT this existed? I didn't even KNOW this existed. I swear, I have NEVER seen a Jeep Commander.
@MrDmitriRavenoff4 жыл бұрын
You probably saw one from a distance and figured it was a Cherokee Classic. Pretty sure that was what they were going for, and sadly succeeded. Cherokee Classic with a thyroid problem.
@Sp1n19854 жыл бұрын
Cherokee Fat
@75aces974 жыл бұрын
I remember this Jeep, but couldn't remember the model name to save my life. My ex wife's coworker bought one back in the day, but I don't recall seeing one of these in 10 years. In his case, he needed 7 seats, and I guess he wanted 7 grille slots. I probably would have said different in 2006 but I kind of like the upright boxy look now.
@hackattax144 жыл бұрын
I have the commander with the HEMI, Quadra drive 2 and all options that were available and I’m obsessed with it. Of course I’m 17 so It’s a starter car, but I love my commander
@testosteroneinc.38004 жыл бұрын
Hank Schrader approved!
@zachhatten2614 жыл бұрын
I totaled my Scion TC on the back of one of these. They stomped on their brakes and the nose dipped down, I went into the back. Pushed up my hood, bent my radiator brackets, broke a headlight, and bent the fenders. The only damage the Jeep got was I broke the plastic around the trailer hitch when she pulled forward
@mikeoxlong22784 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@TheScrubmuffin694 жыл бұрын
I mean that happens with any truck that you rear end while braking.
@stevenwilliams18054 жыл бұрын
One of the few things the Commander is good at.
@stevenwilliams18054 жыл бұрын
On a side note, the TC is a nice car. I liked them and, don't know of any problems related to them.
@zorilla04 жыл бұрын
@@stevenwilliams1805 As a 2007 tC owner, allow me to list all the things I've dealt with, all before 80,000 miles (currently at 105k): - It uses the 2.4L 2AZ-FE engine, which has a widespread oil consumption issue caused by weak piston rings. Toyota issued a recall, but it had an absurdly high minimum threshold of something like 1 quart per 1000 miles to qualify. Mine is affected, but is nowhere near that amount. - The plastic trim surrounding the trunk release is prone to breaking off easily. I'm super careful and have never had a problem, but look around and you'll see lots of tC's with unpainted or duct taped trim pieces on the rear hatch for this reason. - The entire car squeaks and rattles, inside and out. Everything from the sway bar end link bushings creaking when entering driveways, to the clutch slave cylinder, to the air vents/head unit door, to the vinyl sunroof covers, all the way to the rear hatch glass. - While the seats are durable, they're built for Hank Hill. For the bolsters to line up with your body properly, you need gigantic love handles and an ass the size of a grapefruit. Otherwise, your hip bones will be digging into the sides of the seat bottom the entire ride. - The door cards, seats, and steering wheel are made out of some of the most wear resistant materials I've ever seen in a car. However, the rest of the interior is slowly falling apart. Both sun visors are shot and can't stay up anymore and the interior trim for the rear hatch has completely fallen apart. Pretty sure the headliner is made out of paperboard and is held on with velcro. - The entire chassis is really flimsy. You can't really observe it directly, but I'm guessing the center HVAC vent shouldn't start creaking when going around a gentle corner at 40 MPH and the headliner shouldn't make popping noises when pulling into a driveway. - The paint on plastic trim pieces (wing mirrors, door handles, spoiler) all craze and flake off. These parts of the car are too small to wax or otherwise protect properly so there is nothing you can really do to prevent it. - The manual transmission is unpleasant to use and not even reliable. The throttle is laggy and unresponsive (heavy flywheel + emissions controls). The clutch is grabby and chattery when cold, all gear changes are jerky unless you get it _exactly_ right, the clutch is too heavy for a car this size, and the shifter sticks or becomes extra notchy at random for no apparent reason. My transmission also began producing a gritty noise when applying power in 4th and 5th gear after a cross-country move and I'm pretty sure the only solution is a full rebuild since it's probably a bad output bearing deep inside it. Screw that. - This car absolutely chews up front tires. Rotate them religiously and maybe you'll only need a new set every 25,000 miles instead of 10-15,000. Also, all four of my previous set of tires developed slow leaks, but I don't know whether to blame the tire or the rims for that. - The 2007 model year specifically had a common problem where the HVAC panel would no longer illuminate when you turned on the headlights. Thanks to a forum that was aware of this problem, I found out that this is caused by an SMD resistor where one side cracks off the board. A reflow fixed it and it's been going for 9+ years now.
@iraydo4 жыл бұрын
The name for that guy is “Tacticool”.
@samstgermain76214 жыл бұрын
"The Jeep Commander Ryker"
@randallmapson49984 жыл бұрын
I would say 16 city is generous, it’s more like 10
@mattscullin58444 жыл бұрын
It's a Canyonerooo!
@icankickmagda4 жыл бұрын
Smells like a steak and seats 35
@Dankcatvacs4 жыл бұрын
no this is more the like the alabamo
@EJRichardsonFubara3 жыл бұрын
When I heard the closing music, I got flashbacks of that Futurama episode where Fry, Leela and Bender became superheroes. Thanks Regular! LOL
@BarcelonaBlitzer4 жыл бұрын
That introduction of this holy chariot through that Sephiroth chant was fantastic! Well done sir!
@lucasodum21854 жыл бұрын
Mr. Regular, you never fail to make Monday a day to look forward to. Thank you
@nagifujioka4 жыл бұрын
This is the type of suv your manager drives.
@sknuts64294 жыл бұрын
My mom’s had an 06 for the last 10 years. It fills with water when it rains, had the ignition recalled, fried the alternator, and some other things I was too young to remember, all with just 80k miles. It’s kind of a POS but we like it and she doesn’t want to replace it. My dad had an XJ and we don’t love it like we did that, but we’re still attached to the commander.Also the V6 gets the same mileage, and we’ve used the 3rd row 3 times tops lol (I’m their only kid) Update: thanks for making this video wholesome enough for me to show my mom
@sigcario70622 жыл бұрын
Jeep Commander: For the guy who knows every Camo pattern but forgets his wife's birthday
@picewhitefang44084 жыл бұрын
I thought the f-150 was the official vehicle of "knife guy"
@acronus4 жыл бұрын
It is, but the Commander is Knifey-er
@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon4 жыл бұрын
Though the F-150 was the baseball bat guy.
@LegoDork4 жыл бұрын
@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon When I was younger I had a baseball bat in the gun rack of my '85/'87 F-150.
@twotailedavenger3 жыл бұрын
This is the car that Knife Guy gets when the transmission inevitably explodes on his F-150.
@randy49034 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've learned so much about my neighbor down the street whom I've never met but actually drives one of these.
@davidarias89513 жыл бұрын
Had a friend who had one of these back in 08 with 5.7 HEMI in it, every time he floored it he'd yell out ITS A HEMI BROO!!
@TonyDates4 жыл бұрын
Sephiroth: I will never be a memory Jeep Commander: I didn't even have the option.
@_louis.se_4 жыл бұрын
Me at 3:58 a.m: Yes
@control27914 жыл бұрын
I used to play this in a video game called "Jeep Thrills" on my wii Notable others include the the Patriot, Compass, and Liberty
@LandolphiNTube4 жыл бұрын
I've had a stock 2006 commander since 2006. 270,000 miles and still going. Should be named the Hummer H4.
@Schlabbeflicker4 жыл бұрын
Jeep Commander: The official car of yelling at your wife because she doesn't know the difference between rocks and minerals
@BreakingMoto4 жыл бұрын
For as intellectual as you seem, you nailed the mall ninja range commando perfect haha
@echodelta21724 жыл бұрын
he definitely browses /k/ and has a couple milsurp buddies to brush up on his references
@gundude824 жыл бұрын
@@echodelta2172 It would make sense. He 100% browses /o/
@wzrd.74714 жыл бұрын
The “let’s rock” DVD was so incredibly fitting
@verylegalverycool3 жыл бұрын
It’s the newest Black Keys album.
@TruckEnthusiastYT3 жыл бұрын
The official car of people who thought they bought a Wrangler but they didn’t
@norsevikingsir49323 жыл бұрын
That 70s show was flipping awesome IDC what you say
@kanagawa854 жыл бұрын
I would love to drive this while listening to Advance Wars OST 🎶
@SilverScarletSpider4 жыл бұрын
Takman Klan Killa 187 Dual Strike or Days of Ruin? lol both work with this silly car
@kanagawa854 жыл бұрын
@@SilverScarletSpider days of ruin was my favorite
@CanadaBud234 жыл бұрын
Halo
@rufusconnolly84893 жыл бұрын
Dual Strike for me.
@CardboardSliver4 жыл бұрын
"Commander Riker" ha! Also, remember when everyone tried to make the Suburban killer? Remember the Metro Bus sized Excursion? Jeep was late to the party with the Commander & Conquer.
@CardboardSliver4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, the Chrysler version of the Escalade. Take a boring SUV, slap some chrome, leather, and fake wood on it, give it a posh name, and sell it for more than the "commoner" version.
@anakin501374 жыл бұрын
So I have one of these in Texas and it has an entirely different personality down here where trucks and off-road are a religion. The commander is a "family" car because it has seven seats, a compromise between the wife that *needs* four kids and the "The only way is the old way" husband. I see them all the time as grocery getters and kid haulers, or like me someone got it because thats all that was left. Its one of those "not really a jeep", jeeps that has 4 wheel and a square body but its too long too heavy to be used off road in any capacity while stock. Mine is a 06 with the 3.7 with an avg of 13mpg city and is on the eve of 130K, in the two years I've had it the engine has been rebuilt, the radiator replaced, cat burned out, and trans is in need of a rebuild/replace. It was a rental before mom got it on discount at the dealer and she drove the wheels off it before selling it to me
@atticuscorbitt81994 жыл бұрын
2006 Jeep Commander, for the man who’s favorite Street Fighter character is Guile.
@MOLRobocop4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping Roman would do the "babyback ribs" sing when he started drumming on dishware.
@alphamaledriveshard4 жыл бұрын
This is all well and good. But where's the tap and die set?
@NoneNone-rj6bs4 жыл бұрын
The official car of the guy who was dishonorably discharged for ripping his commander a new one.
@shuichiboy4 жыл бұрын
I met a knife guy once. Went to a friend's house for the first time back in the late 80s. First words from his dad to me: "Hi! LOOK AT THESE KNIVES MY BROTHER GAVE ME!"
@AdamAus854 жыл бұрын
I remember when we got these Australia. I think all ours had chrome handles on the back, either side of the tailgate. Bit of a wtf car.
@bafg1824 жыл бұрын
Adam N We did get these and IIRC they were almost as much as an LR Discovery 3 or Prado Kakadu. Like over $60k back then. Usually bought by social climbing cashed up bogan families who thought they were too good for a Pajero and thought Jeep was fancy, like an American Land Rover or LandCruiser. How wrong they were. Been years since I’ve seen one, I reckon they all led hard lives in the suburbs and got scrapped when they started breaking down and a lack of parts made them uneconomical to fix
@onecracker60644 жыл бұрын
in america we call that the "LIMITED" model even though i see them more often than the base models
@LegoDork4 жыл бұрын
@@onecracker6064 I always appreciated the fact that they even have badging to let you know and people bought them anyway.
@moparmadman11344 жыл бұрын
So what's wrong with rear handles it's a flashback to the station wagon of the past Chrysler tradition
@G0J04 жыл бұрын
Full size SUVs fit for moms at the mall
@dizzystill22764 жыл бұрын
if i remember correctly- you still bought the back pack, AND FOR A DAMN GOOD DEAL
@blt31203 жыл бұрын
The fact I'm 6'6' and 275lbs it's hard to find a vehicle that fits me...and the commander has lots of headroom and hip room. I bought my '07 commander with 15k miles in '09 and now in 2021 it has 90k miles on it has no oil leaks and everything mechanical and electrical all work perfectly. I've had no issues at all. If you do your scheduled services and don't beat the crap out of it it will be a good vehicle. This vehicle was never meant to go off road the 4 wheel drive is to help on snow covered roads.