There’s no trail rated badge on this Compass 😂

@@Clofton no but mr.regular talks about it

“Trail” is code word for “parking lot” at jeep headquarters.

@@augustortiz And it still needed a tow truck to get out.

​@@CloftonDidn't even try to participate... 😂

My friend who is 30 and has never had a license or literally ever driven a vehicle insists he wants a jeep if he ever gets a car. I told him they're shitheaps and he said "every car brand makes some good cars and some bad cars." Even if that was true, toyota still basically only makes good cars and jeep basically only makes bad cars lmao. Guy refused to believe me when I was telling him cars aren't magical and there are factual metrics to measure which brands and models are reliable. He kept insisting that brand didn't matter and that every car has problems so it doesn't matter. I asked him if he seriously thought a 4runner and a wrangler from the same year would require the same amount of repairs and maintenance by 100k. He said yes. Sigh.

My grand Cherokee broke beyond repair after 6 weeks. I now drive a Honda. My sister got grandpas Jeep liberty; it has the wobble of death. My uncle has a gladiator…yea a gladiator.

​@@rolanddeschain6265you are the same person who will call a Corvette reliable even though Chevy is known for making nothing but recalls. So yeah he is right brand doesn't matter. Old jeeps were reliable. Jeep makes some shit but generally their cars are okay. I've worked on a car with the same power train as the new compass and they are fairly easy to work on are cheaper to work on and generally decent in the reliability department. All of which are reasonable things to buy a jeep.

Expensive steaming piles of shit

@@rolanddeschain6265 god 4Runners are junk no offense they can’t handle a beating 😂

The salesman is friggen hilarious. Sounds like a prohibition era mobster, see.

​@@SunnynPhilly Imagine if Gollum found his true calling selling shitty Jeeps at a 25% markup.

reminds me of a cartoon villain tying someone to railroad tracks.

It sounds like the coked up Dodge CEO's cousin

Snidely Whiplash indeed !!!! a FANTASTIC review… too damn accurate 👍 Especially that millennial shriek at the beginning 😹

They sold it long ago after announcing the Commander.

@@josephj.6478 commander is way better than any of the rebadged Fiat 500 jeeps

The least surprising but still best part is the toilet paper roll of jokes about Tommy Fenstamacher, as soon as you rip one off, there's another one right there. It's a low-rent gag but still comforting somehow, which I'm sure a Compass driver needs in their life.

LEAVE MY PRECIOUS JEEP ALONE! As long as the Trackhawk exists, they get a pass.

This. Years ago I rode in a Jeep Cherokee that was so underpowered the loaded semis crawling up the Coquihalla highway(pass summit: >1200m) were honking in sympathy at us. This thing isn't much more powerful than my friends' *hatchback*

Renegade go above 65 MPH challenge (impossible)

My girlfriend just bought a renegade 🤦

Nah, I had a 2018 Compass when it first coming and almost two years in, I traded it in for a 2010 Element that I liked a helluva lot better. My grandma had a 2021 Renegade before she died and I got to drive that occasionally and I find the Renegade better than the Compass. Hell, if I had the money, I’d have both my Wrangler 6MT and take over the financing for the Renegade.

@@JudyDaCherry my mom has one 😬

In terms of actually being a jeep yes. In terms of build quality and reliability perhaps. In terms of being a practical daily I don't think so.

That poor chipmunk in his hamster wheel...

I have a 2020 automatic (wasn't my choice). Getting on the interstate with it is a nightmare. I almost feel like the video doesn't do it justice.

They finally replaced it with a new one thats better

I have the 1.4 multi air in my 500, it's not fast but in the bonefide go-kart that is the 500, it's fun in the city

@@TheMajorLeagueGinger That makes sense though, the 500 is 2WD and probably much lighter than the Compass. Better whp/weight ratio.

Politicians are the worst then car sales men 😅

Mechanics are sketchy af too

@@juanfo7307 maybe if you’re special and go to jiffy lube with your moms cayenne

Oh yeah, I’ve never worked in Sales of a dealership but I have worked in service and currently in parts, still get to see what goes on behind the curtains of sales department and it’s nuts the shit they do to pull profit. That’s why I try to tell people when they go to buy a car that salesmen is doing whatever he has to do to get a commission check from you lol well more so his sales manager pulling the strings but you get what I mean

It's 95% of lawyers and car salesmen that give the other 5% a bad name.

He's hiding in Philly, but claims to be in Cincinnati in order to dodge child support payments.

i heard this comment made him *bust*

I heard Tommy Fencetamacher can't enter his own apartment until somebody invites him to, and he lives alone.

Tommy Fencetemacher tried to get a dealer job at Kunkleman Chevrolet by telling them he put all his stats into his charisma skill tree.

I heard Tommy Fenstermacher's desktop wallpaper is 2 Girls, 1 Cup.

HAHA I haven't heard that one before, that's gold!!

agreed 😆

Gollum the sales hobbit

Like an evil beavis

Dude me too brother

@@markoz673bajen8 or a vorcha

That's funny, like either of those could successfully mate without falling apart in the process.

I was thinking that would've been the Renegade...but this kinda tracks too tbh.

No that’s a Renegade. Those are actually the same plateform as a 500L and made in Italy. I was a salesman at a CDJR store and every time I got in a new one, they always smelled like fish sticks. No idea why, but they always did.

The Grand Cherokee went slumming in college.

500L wasnt like... asthmatic. But it started to smell like rubber burning after trying to TOUGE it

She was cut off from the Trust Fund after her questionable activities

​@@gilbertosantos2806 "questionable activities"=curb bumbing with every park and leaving her car's paint smeared on the corner of every Circle K in town.

She had the benz in hs. She's 24 now and her bf has neck tats and he sold the benz for crqck

@@josephj.6478 Her picture is at every Wawa along Route 30 with NO!!! written in red marker in big letters. The legend of Tanya has spread, much like the social diseases she's rumored to have.

@juanfo7307 From the classic Altima review - does her boyfriend own a billboard?

Having known the guy for 15 years now, I'm STILL surprised to hear new depths to his range.

@@LimitedTimeRoman SUP ROMAN

"On the main stage...TOTO!!!"

@@aaronswink8554 Wrong decade. More like "You want the best?!?! You got the best!!!! KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jeep Oak Arkansas

Jeep had 2wd vehicles since the 40's even in the 70's...Jeep was never just hard core off road! People need to be educated on vehicles!

My wife’s 4 door wrangler 2017 6spd manual Sahara is a beast. It’s the 3.6 , supercharged, jail broken tuned ecu, flowmaster exhaust etc…. I’m not a Chrysler person but it’s stupid reliable and quicker then 90% of suvs and still a champ off road.

Lol I've driven a manual Soul too and that's the best description of it. Literally zero feel, a video game.

This is the perfect description of how the non-Wrangler Jeep shifters feel. I worked at a Jeep dealer 6 years ago & I once drove a manual Renegade. It felt as lousy and loose as an arcade gearshift!

I've driven a 6MT Veloster and the shifter reminds me of exactly that, at least compared to my 6MT B17 Sentra.

I don't think I've met a woman who backs up into parking spaces.

Tactical parking and a phat azz… I’m in love❤️

​@@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad skill issue

​@@myopiniongoodyouropinionbadand that's the car. Must be an expert

the bigger the badonkadonk the harder they badonkadonk into another car while parking

And better build quality. And a better interior. And better reliability. And better pretty much everything. Jeeps are trash.

Could probably even go with an xv even

And you won't look like a Karen or Kevin. There was a Reason I went for a Subaru.

I got a 2014 6mt Forester, love it

But it doesn't say Jeep on the front. And that's important to the idiots. It's the same people that buy a base chevy equinox instead of said forester. "bECAuSe mY sTEp-DaDs roOMmaTeS' bRoThER lOSt hiS joB aT nEW pRoCEsS GeaR. GM iS mY hEriTaGE"

It's got to be a FCA/Stellantis/Whatever they're calling themselves this week thing. I have a Chrysler Pacifica as a rental as my Subie gets repaired after a collision, and that car is weird in all the wrong ways -- 1. The Gas pedal is dead for at least an inch or so if you want to get the transmission to kickdown, and then it just defaults to some mystery gear (because no gear display) that revs the motor up to 3000+ rpm no matter if you're doing 70 on the interstate or 30 on residential streets. 2. Traction Control is a mere suggestion, it exists merely to check a box on a list but does absolutely nothing - it spins the front wheels in a heartbeat. I am using the FWD model so I can't speak for the AWD model, but dear god this thing will kill somebody on icy winter days. I get it, it's fun to spin tires in a Charger or Challenger, but this is a family hauler. Are they using the same computers for both cars? 3. To be fair, the V6 is actually decent - the car gets up to 80mph pretty quickly, but it will suck the tank dry. 15-17 mpg is what i'm getting. 4. The Adaptive Cruise Control is modeled after the brain patterns of a NYC cab driver - it brakes hard, accelerates hard, and feels totally unpredictable. 5. Mystery shudders, bumps, jerks and noises seem to be a standard feature.

try driving a corolla 1.8L........something I wouldn't wish on even my worst enemy

I had one as a rental and when it would do the auto shutoff at a stop light, sometimes it wouldn't turn back on for like 3 seconds after you let off the brake

Oh wow, I had an experience like this with a girl at the rental car company where I worked. She was there to rent a car after her Subaru Impreza grenaded and was whining to me, a total stranger with no involvement in her situation, about how "uNFaiR" it was because "nObodY tOLd mE thAT I hAve to chANGe tHe oiL". I was truly stunned. I would have felt bad for her if she hadn't begun our interaction with snobby remarks about local taste in automobiles. Instead I just felt bad for her Subaru. Poor little ru did nothing wrong 😢

I too own an expensive suv and spend my days letting people in the comment section know about it.

@@wildmikefilms What en established gentleman, my hats off to you! :)

Grand Wagoneer: the official car of putting "GRAND" in all caps to make yourself feel better about spending $110,000 on a _Jeep._ $110k for something from FCA? Seriously?

​@@tyttuut people have been giving lots of their money to Chrysler for decades. but yeah thats a lot for a jeep lmao

I was sold at the very start with Tanya and the comically evil salesman

I've been waiting for them to bring that back from the Avalon vid!

He drinks prescription milk!

Laughed even more than on his last appearance on the channel 😂

lost it at "remedial lunch" lmao

you could... until 2 or 3 years ago

Last I cared about FCA SUVs, they gutted it's platform-mate, the dodge journey, to the point where you could only get front wheel drive and a 2 decade old 4 speed automatic

@@iceman5117 The Journey had NOTHING in common with the Compass, are you serious? It was half minivan. And if you cared about them its because of your low credit score, since that's who it was marketed to.

@@TakuroSpirit77 If he had a low credit score he would have a Mitsubishi out lander, and people can like whatever cars they like. I mean, i like the Nissan Juke.

@@iceman5117 nearly 4, 40tes based on the 3 speed!

Yeah, those 1st-gen Compasses were shit. They were nothing more than a Dodge Caliber with a seven-slot grille.

"settled on" "for what it was" "wasn't terrible" "decent" All in the lexicon of a copium addict. I'm glad you were able to get your money back, but it seems like you could've had a better experience with the right used car.

here my dumb ass thought your father slipped at a walmart and sued for 7 figures

Oof😅

Elder abuse is accurate

My condolences.

Rip

I don’t know, I like my 6-speed Wrangler.

@HoneyBakedHam don't get me wrong, any crossover with a manual is going to be years ahead of an automatic to me, but companies need to try a bit harder, especially a brand known for offroading and niche market. Like if Mazda created a sports car with tuned suspension and it has torsion bars in front and track bar in the rear.

@@HoneyBakedHam7 no you don't. That's the Stockholm syndrome speaking

@@iceman5117 😂 nah, I really do. The only gripes I have are the ones that are obvious, like it’s a manual and still not as fuel efficient as my Chevy Spark or having a nephew that I watch few times a week makes it hard to fit him AND my half door uppers in the back when I have the top down (2-door Jeep, real Jeep)

@@HoneyBakedHam7 sounds like cope to me. Cars aren't supposed to deafen you on the highway when you have the windows up.

I had a customer that brought his in to the shop and on the doors it just said ass 🤣

Jeep Cum-Piss

The irony is that the Subaru (I'm assuming you mean the Subaru Crosstrek, idk if there are any other Crosstreks where you live) is better off-road than the Jeep, even though it doesn't pretend to be an off-road focused car.

The Crosstrek is legitimately a great little car. Easily best in class. And based on videos, the Crosstrek can actually hold its own off-road.

And it's not any less usa built.

Yep my brother has a bright blue 2018 5MT and it's like an Impreza Hatch with a factory lift kit...the all wheel drive is very capable.

Sad that they took the manual of the Crosstrek for the 2023 or 2024 model :(

Anything with that 3.6l gm v6 in that era...

Well, it is a FIAT, so that makes sense.

Well good for them down there. Maybe they shouldn't have released it here in the US

The old hot-hatch version was even sold by Fiat here in italy (rebadges in exchange of the diesel engines), and even after at least 10 years since the end of production, a lot of them go around on the northen mountains even today, awesome cars. But here even the old MK1 Fiat Panda 4x4 is still used and kicks butt off-road (and I got myself one of them, a goddamn lilliputian tank)

@@michelefarroni93 the SX4 is an awesome little car. They're incredibly reliable as long as you get the j20b motor and not the j20a. (2011 cutoff I think?) Mine had 220k miles on it when I sadly bumped someone at an intersection just hard enough to pop the airbags. They aren't available new anymore and I wasn't comfortable with junkyard pulls so I sold it for basically scrap price. It was otherwise completely undamaged. That thing was a mountain goat when you locked up the center diff. A total hoot in the snow. I also added a trailer hitch to it and I could haul little rental trailers around and it did an awesome job at that as well picking up bigger tools I bought or building materials that wouldn't fit inside. I managed to fit a 60" DLP rear projection screen inside it with the rear seats folded. Truly the "Little Engine that Could" of hatchbacks.

You’ve described the majority of PA drivers.

That's what happens. BANK toyota

Truthfully, if I owned a car that was a total POS, I'd love to have RCR drive it and roast it. I'm pretty sure fans who offer up their cars for review know full well what they're getting into.

@@michaelfjmusic I've def seen people lend him "beater" cars, but this one looked like the owner kept it as nice as possible. Hopefully he knew what he was getting himself into.

If I had a shame kink and an entry level Chrysler product, I would definitely submit it to RCR

If he ever reviews my 2014 Sentra 6MT, no matter what he'll say about it, I'll view it as a badge of honor.

I'm sure these jokes write themselves when you drive a come-piss.

Thank you!

Roundabout way of saying you can’t fix stupid.

Thank you so much!

Ignore the weird bot. Thanks for the compliment, dude!

I smell a demon. Screwtape showing Wormwood how to move units.

Ol' Gott Fried, himself.

As a closet Coldplay fan, what's your #1? I like X&Y

Okay lemme drop my list: 1 A Rush of Blood to the Head 2 Viva la Vida Deluxe edition/ Parachute 3 X & Y 4 Mylo Xyloto 5 Head full of dreams (although this was their unironic pop embrace)

@@michaelh9656 as another, I agree with both of y'all

@@adhds69 the prospekts march stuff gets sooo slept on. This is a good list

Parachutes is an all-time album to me, and I was on a pretty big kick with listening to this song, so that's why I chose it for the outro, even though it probably would have been smarter to do it for the Chevy Spark review.😅