2070 Paradigm Shift, a TED talk by Sam Hyde (HD)

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Torless Bardamu

3 жыл бұрын

Legendary TED talk by comedian Sam Hyde from Million Dollar Extreme.
This is a fixed version with synced audio and HD quality (except at the end) mainly done for archival and historical purpose.
These were based times, frens.

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@nox_chan
@nox_chan 2 жыл бұрын
That audience doesn't know how lucky they are to have survived
@zoomerjack5435
@zoomerjack5435 2 жыл бұрын
He can’t keep getting away with it
@warderic1631
@warderic1631 2 жыл бұрын
He must be stopped
@arvidarvidsson3475
@arvidarvidsson3475 2 жыл бұрын
Right! Im literally SHAKING right now?!
@petah-peoplefortheendlesst4668
@petah-peoplefortheendlesst4668 2 жыл бұрын
When Sam did blindfire into the crowd murdering hundreds, it was in self-defense
@dedompler
@dedompler 2 жыл бұрын
@@arvidarvidsson3475 chills
@Muricanwerewolf
@Muricanwerewolf 3 жыл бұрын
"sexualizing young girls, and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it" props to the one person that laughed lol
@bradybronson4287
@bradybronson4287 2 жыл бұрын
I bet everyone turned around and looked at him lol
@AuntieThree
@AuntieThree 2 жыл бұрын
@@bradybronson4287 7:43 I'm sure they did. Their laugh sounded like a crows call while flying into the distance.
@mizmiz80
@mizmiz80 2 жыл бұрын
Word.
@MachoMan9783
@MachoMan9783 2 жыл бұрын
It was probably Nick lol
@mantasisganaitis2281
@mantasisganaitis2281 2 жыл бұрын
@@bradybronson4287 I thought it was her. But it could have been anyone including mickey mouse.
@Sock1122
@Sock1122 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever allowed this to continue to the end gave humanity a great gift
@oogabooga2581
@oogabooga2581 2 жыл бұрын
if they could they would, but they shot themselves in the foot by being a "ted TALK", whatever is said is suppose to be different
@ghysling
@ghysling 9 ай бұрын
I mean, it was a Ted ex talk, not a ted talk, so he basically paid for the time.
@patrykapiezo1650
@patrykapiezo1650 3 ай бұрын
Ted talks became so ridiculous that even the people in charge didn't know if it's serious or not
@joshuayundt555
@joshuayundt555 2 ай бұрын
Really? This is terrible...
@ToneSherpa
@ToneSherpa Ай бұрын
that little Indian guy.. thank you
@mthu2128
@mthu2128 2 жыл бұрын
“Teaching African refugees to program JavaScript” - Sam Hyde
@dylanmccallister1888
@dylanmccallister1888 2 жыл бұрын
How are we going to get clean drinking water to 2 billion chinese people? *squats*
@markdeez7533
@markdeez7533 2 жыл бұрын
I audibly laughed 😂
@ABCkirja
@ABCkirja 2 жыл бұрын
they do that, atleast this dream was realized
@flouserschird
@flouserschird 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he covered his face laughing
@skeidatv644
@skeidatv644 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true. In 2017, Finland was celebrating it's 100th year of independence and to commemorate that, the team that was supposed to share the crowdfunded money to different Finnish organizations (veteran organizations etc.), spent 30 000€ to send a "coding-bus" to Africa. They literally went through the most deprived areas of Ghana teaching Africans how to code.
@kingofthecastle8592
@kingofthecastle8592 2 жыл бұрын
The laugh after “we’re just gonna kill emmmmmm” gets me every time. Because you can tell he’s thinking “how the fuck am I still on this stage”. He literally could not believe he got as far as he did without someone trying to stop him.
@nitsuanomrah6997
@nitsuanomrah6997 2 жыл бұрын
Corona prophet
@hmmmm9174
@hmmmm9174 2 жыл бұрын
It was meant to be
@ShiroHimex
@ShiroHimex Жыл бұрын
And they let him stay for questions.
@xTheReapersSpawn
@xTheReapersSpawn Жыл бұрын
Of course, who else would be able to get away with it and get away with it?
@purestress2597
@purestress2597 Жыл бұрын
He just kept getting away with it
@muscleman125
@muscleman125 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO im already dying when he name dropped albert einstein and then broke character so he slapped himself
@dorgondius975
@dorgondius975 2 жыл бұрын
Favorite username of all time
@ryleypickering7805
@ryleypickering7805 Жыл бұрын
the older lady in the front that totally gets the jokes is top tier
@TheChowster
@TheChowster Жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing
@JJM2222
@JJM2222 4 ай бұрын
she would be fun
@emperorstudy
@emperorstudy Жыл бұрын
I love how according to his calculations we only had a few years left to exist yet he's still thinking ahead to 2070. That's love.
@DFWsCars
@DFWsCars Жыл бұрын
Yes- he’s a forward thinking optimist pessimist.
@ian.piepenbrock
@ian.piepenbrock Жыл бұрын
Well they looked at the data
@-bmw540i
@-bmw540i 7 ай бұрын
I enjoyed this comment!
@harrygroves4354
@harrygroves4354 3 ай бұрын
That’s a lier that knows we have millions of years left
@commiecrusher
@commiecrusher 2 жыл бұрын
Now he's a fighter pilot in Ukraine. He's known as "The Ghost of Kiev".
@commiecrusher
@commiecrusher 2 жыл бұрын
@Sabizos it wasn't even a good photoshop😆. I'd never heard of sam before or knew what he looked like but i could instantly tell it was botched.
@OceanRedux
@OceanRedux 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@yourt00bz
@yourt00bz Жыл бұрын
o7
@cornbreadisbetterthanpizza6866
@cornbreadisbetterthanpizza6866 2 жыл бұрын
"We're just gonna kill em!" Silence "We're just gonna kill em!"
@LeChateauAutiste
@LeChateauAutiste 2 жыл бұрын
Based.
@astolfo3403
@astolfo3403 2 жыл бұрын
died laughin here
@Incognito-vc9wj
@Incognito-vc9wj 2 жыл бұрын
Covid enters the chat.
@darthhideous9084
@darthhideous9084 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Gronk spike.
@tie7626
@tie7626 2 жыл бұрын
@@LeChateauAutiste do you know any other words
@madi-fe8tj
@madi-fe8tj 2 жыл бұрын
a passionate childlike innovator who has been all around the gerlobe
@callumbreton8930
@callumbreton8930 Жыл бұрын
The fact Sam Hyde even got here in the first place is a testament to the inhuman tenacity he possesses
@vertyisprobablydead
@vertyisprobablydead Жыл бұрын
Not really he just sent them one email.
@siilis1089
@siilis1089 Жыл бұрын
And proof to how far bullshit and lies can get you in life.
@redmist6630
@redmist6630 Жыл бұрын
looks great for 22
@ShadyRapture
@ShadyRapture Жыл бұрын
@@redmist6630he was 28 lol. Dunno why he said 22
@DeFyYing
@DeFyYing 9 ай бұрын
He sent an email saying he was a war photographer in Somalia, and his topic was the "trash ladies of Somalia", Somalian women who are helping take out the trash and cleaning the streets 💀
@falloutfreeman627
@falloutfreeman627 2 жыл бұрын
You can see the pain in his eyes. Easily the most inspiring TED talk I've ever seen. The adversity he's overcome is truly palpable.
@TruthDissident
@TruthDissident 2 жыл бұрын
Truly a man of his age. Revolutionary.
@DJ-sn2wn
@DJ-sn2wn 2 жыл бұрын
He killed people...
@caleschnell
@caleschnell 2 жыл бұрын
@@DJ-sn2wn Yes, but at what cost? I mean, after all, we're just gonna kill em!
@decespugliatorenucleare3780
@decespugliatorenucleare3780 Жыл бұрын
not as much as when fighting on ukrainian contested airspace
@lukeanderson4959
@lukeanderson4959 Жыл бұрын
When he responded to that girl asking what you should take away from his speech with “nothing it’s a load of crap” was the most profound thing ever said on a Ted talk stage
@djnxfxcx
@djnxfxcx Жыл бұрын
You can tell he was trying to think of something to say in character then just gave up and just admitted that lmaoooo
@nano7586
@nano7586 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that kind of ruined his performance and that's why he had a very painful face right after that lol But it was an amazing performance nevertheless
@brianeno608
@brianeno608 10 ай бұрын
​@@djnxfxcxI like his answer, "it's whatever you make of it" I really enjoyed this performance.
@togepiss
@togepiss 7 ай бұрын
The fact that he gave a straight answer because even he was in complete disbelief that he was allowed to talk for 18 minutes is the funniest thing in the world to me.
@teddyf9438
@teddyf9438 4 ай бұрын
@@nano7586I don’t think it ruined it at all. In fact I think it’s even funnier that the very next question was “what is the future” followed by a load of useless crap answer.
@justinkennedy2930
@justinkennedy2930 2 жыл бұрын
That must have been so surreal for him at the end sitting there
@snr.froggymooopew7781
@snr.froggymooopew7781 2 жыл бұрын
420th like
@zakiyo6109
@zakiyo6109 4 ай бұрын
He was fighting for his life. That was the best part. Him trying to be as ridiculous as possible and the guy after being completly serious but sounding exactly like him was orgasmic. I've been forced to watch many stupid ass ted talks at school and that was such a relif to have them mocked in such a way.
@daveyjoneslocker4703
@daveyjoneslocker4703 3 ай бұрын
“just a bunch of crap”
@ChangingChameleon124
@ChangingChameleon124 3 жыл бұрын
the worlds toughest crowd
@DavidPigbody
@DavidPigbody 2 жыл бұрын
Not really, some of them laughed quite a bit.
@JoeyM10
@JoeyM10 2 жыл бұрын
That's Dreexel University for ya
@VaqueroCoyote
@VaqueroCoyote 2 жыл бұрын
Well Ted Talks tend to be populated primarily by smart ass snooty pricks with their noses in the air.
@robbie192
@robbie192 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he isn't funny
@DavidPigbody
@DavidPigbody 2 жыл бұрын
@@robbie192 if he werent funny you would be a smart person and we both know thats not true.
@Kardel_VA
@Kardel_VA 2 жыл бұрын
He's just making fun of these talks for what they are. Just talks.
@husman9439
@husman9439 2 жыл бұрын
I despise TED talks, so pretentious cirkejerks. I remember being forced to watch them in school and we had to copy them when we did our next presentation. Play with hands and arms in a forced unnatural way and all that bullshit which made me refuse, which also gave me worse grades.
@mizmiz80
@mizmiz80 2 жыл бұрын
The intention behind this talk seems to be to make you question the intention of "talks".
@meatballmeatwad5730
@meatballmeatwad5730 2 жыл бұрын
@@husman9439 My school currently does the same thing. I'm annoyed by them too. They also force us to watch CNN everyday.
@husman9439
@husman9439 2 жыл бұрын
@@meatballmeatwad5730 sounds horrible. Funny thing is that nobody cares at university on how you speak, at least not as an engineer haha. We were also forced to watch "woke" news.
@TayTayMakesBeats
@TayTayMakesBeats 2 жыл бұрын
@@meatballmeatwad5730 Jesus CNN? That's pretty rough. I heard about some schools in the US using PragerU vids in class, which is even more terrifying. Gotta fix the education system.
@sdfabctr
@sdfabctr 2 жыл бұрын
what I find so fascinating is how he pushes the limits just a little bit then goes back into the nice comfortable corporate speaker rhetoric and then continues and pushes it farther and miraculously he continues this insane rant for over 18 minutes without anybody stopping him
@johnmorrell3187
@johnmorrell3187 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, one second it's teaching African refugees, then we vear into 9/11, then backs up to a childlike innovator
@THESLlCK
@THESLlCK Жыл бұрын
@@johnmorrell3187 that's how he got away with it
@NeroAngelo616
@NeroAngelo616 Жыл бұрын
@@THESLlCK one minute its the knockout game white people are gonna get tired meeting it then it's men and women lactating every month
@snerttt
@snerttt Жыл бұрын
I think everyone knows he's taking the piss and is expecting a twist
@merchrich9758
@merchrich9758 Жыл бұрын
he is quite literally edging the organizers, as soon as they're about to call it he calms down a little. sam hyde must be a monster with the women huh
@sloancore
@sloancore 2 жыл бұрын
This is S tier comedy.
@humblestman
@humblestman 2 жыл бұрын
Sigma?
@ReverendMeat51
@ReverendMeat51 2 жыл бұрын
@@humblestman No, ligma
@ringkite
@ringkite 2 жыл бұрын
@@ReverendMeat51 sligma
@kintarooe8688
@kintarooe8688 2 жыл бұрын
@@ringkite stigma
@SBrown-ti8xe
@SBrown-ti8xe 2 жыл бұрын
Shrigma
@togepiss
@togepiss 7 ай бұрын
I love how legitimately embarrassed he looks to actually be allowed to sit there during questions
@willbrackstone1302
@willbrackstone1302 2 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced his script is a Mad-libs he filled out
@smokeyplane3285
@smokeyplane3285 2 жыл бұрын
everything in his life is this
@philipm3173
@philipm3173 2 жыл бұрын
Omfg
@oishiine6781
@oishiine6781 Жыл бұрын
It sort of is, it was written by him, a couple of his friends, and a bunch of fans. It's like a potpourri of comedy and it's beautiful
@kurtskrrrt6711
@kurtskrrrt6711 Жыл бұрын
The fact Sam Hyde got a Ted talk and got through the whole thing just goes to show anyone can get up there and say whatever the fuck they want 😂
@Marauder1981
@Marauder1981 Жыл бұрын
Except Graham Hancock
@FabianQ66
@FabianQ66 Жыл бұрын
Anyone can do Ted X talk if they pay.
@iz2333
@iz2333 Жыл бұрын
Yeah because it's Ted *X,* which is seperate from Ted-Ed and has no standards for speakers.
@jabronisauce6833
@jabronisauce6833 7 ай бұрын
@@iz2333 both have no standards Lmfao they allowed a woman to try and normalise pedophilia for crying out loud hahahaha
@boxybox100
@boxybox100 12 күн бұрын
Ted X*
@elvispelvis5891
@elvispelvis5891 3 жыл бұрын
I've been all around the grrrlobe, globe
@biblical_figure
@biblical_figure 2 жыл бұрын
"...globe."
@LeChateauAutiste
@LeChateauAutiste 2 жыл бұрын
Epic quote.
@dana.9377
@dana.9377 2 жыл бұрын
WE LOOKED AT DA DATA
@ComedyPAB
@ComedyPAB 2 жыл бұрын
Videogames are gonna get more realistic.
@Supreme_Lobster
@Supreme_Lobster 2 жыл бұрын
ou yeah babyyy
@frankhorriganfromfallout2
@frankhorriganfromfallout2 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@greysunited7317
@greysunited7317 2 жыл бұрын
Ya
@LateNightRewrites
@LateNightRewrites Жыл бұрын
I swear this guy has some supernatural ability to peer into the future because that totally was spot on and unfolded exactly like he said it would!
@MrWarmchocolate
@MrWarmchocolate Жыл бұрын
He is literally a prophet
@King.Cliffy
@King.Cliffy Жыл бұрын
This feels like if Sam Hyde was a guest on impractical jokers
@yojeli
@yojeli Жыл бұрын
I need this
@Chapterhouse86
@Chapterhouse86 5 ай бұрын
Nah this is much funnier than anything those morons could come up with. I'd like to see Sam's face if he ever heard someone comparing him to Impractical Jokers.
@KelBShobra
@KelBShobra 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that they let him stay on stage
@jeffbezos3633
@jeffbezos3633 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone important was too busy laughing to care
@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749
@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 Жыл бұрын
They were paralyzed by fear
@mzza
@mzza Ай бұрын
They didn't want to force him into a self defense situation.
@gabriellentz7066
@gabriellentz7066 2 жыл бұрын
“State enforced homosexuality, Facebook has your birth certificate” accurate
@christianmccollum5157
@christianmccollum5157 2 жыл бұрын
Where do you live that the government forces you to be gay? Why did you give Facebook your birth certificate? Nothing about either of those statements is accurate to anyone I know.
@hlil636
@hlil636 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianmccollum5157 take a joke
@mrskinszszs
@mrskinszszs 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianmccollum5157 NPC confirmed
@christianmccollum5157
@christianmccollum5157 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrskinszszs Amazing. Absolutely brilliant comment. I am sure it took an immense amount of intellect to craft, and only your unique courage and individuality allowed you to post it. Truly your peak of individual thinking. Posting a stale regurgitated meme instead of a thought of your own really asserts how unique you are so congratulations. I almost expect you to say something as profound as "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee." Based on your mental talent. Now what else do you have to to bestow on us?
@mrskinszszs
@mrskinszszs 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianmccollum5157 dude for all of your intellectual posturing, keep in mind you wasted over a paragraph of typing over 2 words.
@tree6835
@tree6835 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that he has to keep trying not to laugh at his own brilliance is the icing on the cake
@nano7586
@nano7586 Жыл бұрын
Gives me joji vibes
@kevg1060
@kevg1060 9 ай бұрын
@@nano7586 please never compare joji to Sam every again
@nano7586
@nano7586 9 ай бұрын
@@kevg1060 Lololo
@polishspy3088
@polishspy3088 8 ай бұрын
lolololol@@nano7586
@bickyboo7789
@bickyboo7789 5 ай бұрын
​​@@kevg1060 okay virgin
@nills2gills811
@nills2gills811 2 жыл бұрын
Best quote from it “walk with me” -Sam Hyde
@OtherDalfite
@OtherDalfite 2 жыл бұрын
Best quote was actually "sea cheesy potatoes that blew your socks off"
@blacksun106
@blacksun106 2 жыл бұрын
Nope. Best quotes was the part about Israel being gone and: It's called the knockout game. And eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it.
@TheKillerDonuts
@TheKillerDonuts 2 жыл бұрын
video games are gonna get more realistic
@LateNightRewrites
@LateNightRewrites Жыл бұрын
"You're not gonna like that one. NO ONE is gonna like that one"
@blacknyellow962
@blacknyellow962 2 жыл бұрын
Still love to come back to this video truly the man was ahead of his time
@alaskawashere7037
@alaskawashere7037 2 жыл бұрын
Talking about it like it happened 40 years ago
@blacknyellow962
@blacknyellow962 2 жыл бұрын
@@alaskawashere7037 8 Years ago on KZfaq is a long ass time fuck you mean bruh? This person just ripped it and reuploaded it (kzfaq.info/get/bejne/idOZlrV11bmZd58.html) from october 2013
@SBrown-ti8xe
@SBrown-ti8xe 2 жыл бұрын
@@alaskawashere7037 I'm sure this video came out close to a decade ago
@DFWsCars
@DFWsCars Жыл бұрын
@@alaskawashere7037 it was at least 8 years.
@frogwav
@frogwav 2 жыл бұрын
Now this guy knows what he's talking about.
@liamrivero7839
@liamrivero7839 2 жыл бұрын
Ha i love magic man and sam hyde wassup brother in retardation
@lockandloadlikehell
@lockandloadlikehell Жыл бұрын
Oh froggy
@xcharlesbronsonx
@xcharlesbronsonx 11 ай бұрын
"Childlike innovator" "We looked at the data" "Studies show" "By my calculations" These freaks actually say this unironically while huffing their own farts Sam hyde is a living legend
@kidnamedgusflynger
@kidnamedgusflynger 6 ай бұрын
you forgot the exercise of:"I want everybody to close their eyes let's do a little experiment."
@yellowtitan6040
@yellowtitan6040 Ай бұрын
Referencing a study makes you a freak?
@galacticmonarchy1546
@galacticmonarchy1546 13 күн бұрын
​@@yellowtitan604010 months later and we still have no idea
@victorburnett6329
@victorburnett6329 2 жыл бұрын
His introduction is so much more hilarious when you rewatch it.
@iratepirate3896
@iratepirate3896 Жыл бұрын
Him running up exhausted made me immediately laugh
@togepiss
@togepiss 7 ай бұрын
Especially when you watch his video explaining how he got on there
@Whyexes
@Whyexes Жыл бұрын
Props to that old lady in the front she was loving this shit. We hear basically no laughing at the killing old people line but she's cracking up.
@user-cy9zt9rv4q
@user-cy9zt9rv4q 22 күн бұрын
He can't keep getting away with it.
@duglife2230
@duglife2230 2 жыл бұрын
So this is what the famed 'Ghost of Kyiv,' did before the war? He has always been a bright, young man.
@hyrofoo
@hyrofoo 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. Samiyul Hydikov was a motivational speaker before he shot down 39 Russian planes on his own.
@isambo400
@isambo400 3 жыл бұрын
“Worlds. Worlds, world.”
@falluz
@falluz 2 жыл бұрын
“Great ideas don’t come in all shapes and sizes…9/11-“
@toowingless9473
@toowingless9473 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this I notice a new joke.
@TomDelayBeats
@TomDelayBeats Жыл бұрын
the whole thing is a joke...
@cboyslim5490
@cboyslim5490 2 жыл бұрын
13:47 the silence and repeated punchline made this 100000x funnier than if the audience laughed on the first try
@CharlieBrown20XD6
@CharlieBrown20XD6 9 ай бұрын
For me it's the random softball pitch he does twice lol
@Fitbrit88
@Fitbrit88 2 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does he do this....its amazing that he can marinate in that steamy uncomfortable vibe like a 5 star lobster dinner
@DavidPigbody
@DavidPigbody 2 жыл бұрын
We looked at the data
@PepsiFuture
@PepsiFuture Ай бұрын
What we found shocked us
@hutson797
@hutson797 2 жыл бұрын
"State enforced homosexuality" "You ever had sea farmed cheesy baked potatoes!?" "Trash economy...its a gold rush" -Sam Hyde.
@hendrikwasgehtsiedasan7103
@hendrikwasgehtsiedasan7103 6 ай бұрын
"close your eyes" "now look"
@fck_youtube
@fck_youtube 2 жыл бұрын
'Not an Ivy league school, a second choice school', -Throwing shade on Drexel?
@vladislavno
@vladislavno 2 жыл бұрын
Keen observation…
@anduin3410
@anduin3410 2 жыл бұрын
makes sense
@anduin3410
@anduin3410 2 жыл бұрын
@@vladislavno xD lol
@jimslim81
@jimslim81 2 жыл бұрын
It is right next to Penn
@falcodarkzz
@falcodarkzz Ай бұрын
Drexel is a 4th choice bro
@noclue9238
@noclue9238 2 жыл бұрын
“im gonna start with a parable, a story if you will”
@noahcunningham9823
@noahcunningham9823 10 ай бұрын
First time I watched this he made me realize that I was working, not living. R.I.P. Mr. Hyde, he truly was a hero to me and many others.
@ThinkerOfThoughts
@ThinkerOfThoughts 9 ай бұрын
What
@mxmaxter8759
@mxmaxter8759 9 ай бұрын
​@@ThinkerOfThoughtshe was killed by Wagner mercenaries in Pripyat, a true hero fighting for freedom
@Bohbi
@Bohbi 6 ай бұрын
I didn’t even know he was sick
@jaxonsloan27
@jaxonsloan27 5 ай бұрын
Ghost of Kyiv RIP Samuyil Hydé
@djhowa
@djhowa 2 жыл бұрын
this wine is aging better for each year.
@general8284
@general8284 2 жыл бұрын
My life is like 23% better overall because I've watched this!
@hyperTorless
@hyperTorless 2 жыл бұрын
That kind of makes me your therapist... where's my money?
@general8284
@general8284 2 жыл бұрын
@@hyperTorless Cheque is in the mail.
@paulvonhindenburg4727
@paulvonhindenburg4727 Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that he largely constructed a Ted talk that consists of a pastiche of Ted talk tropes
@ThePainkiller9995
@ThePainkiller9995 8 ай бұрын
pretty sure thats the joke
@sebp400
@sebp400 6 ай бұрын
@@ThePainkiller9995 or is it?
@haden7123
@haden7123 2 жыл бұрын
You can see him breaking down, he knew what he was going to go on to do after that speech… what a monster 😞
@sheepsong5681
@sheepsong5681 2 жыл бұрын
..What do you mean?
@Jalushun
@Jalushun 2 жыл бұрын
@@sheepsong5681 I am 85% certain he read the fake news reports.
@Jalushun
@Jalushun 2 жыл бұрын
@@sheepsong5681 Btw, be careful; ever since the alliance between the time traveling demon Sam Hyde and Adam "Race" Warski, it's very likely they may kill more people than just the ones they killed together in Hasbro.
@ReverendMeat51
@ReverendMeat51 2 жыл бұрын
He became a multiple mass shooter. I think the stress of presenting to an audience here just broke him, it's tragic
@Jalushun
@Jalushun 2 жыл бұрын
@@ReverendMeat51 I really hope you are joking.
@MohnJayerOfficial
@MohnJayerOfficial 7 ай бұрын
“Sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles”
@bootdude7527
@bootdude7527 2 жыл бұрын
How right he was........ Scary that this was done as a joke
@hoplite-official5011
@hoplite-official5011 2 жыл бұрын
loved your paintings bud
@patrickspens497
@patrickspens497 2 жыл бұрын
I know right, I found out a couple months ago I'm one of the 3%, already got myself 2 state-sponsored lactation therapists in preparation
@blackbrainz
@blackbrainz 2 жыл бұрын
Based Superchatter
@joshb6993
@joshb6993 2 жыл бұрын
We're in the presence of a true prophet
@wordsoftruth7196
@wordsoftruth7196 2 жыл бұрын
Very...
@MozerinMozers
@MozerinMozers 4 ай бұрын
I can never hear someone say “we looked at the data” and not chuckle.
@fartymarty6
@fartymarty6 2 жыл бұрын
"walk with me" is fucking GOLD
@XrpAndy
@XrpAndy 2 жыл бұрын
Giving out iPads with Elon musk in Uganda
@packerman1203
@packerman1203 2 жыл бұрын
Rwanda
@WarningBFG-isHiring
@WarningBFG-isHiring 2 жыл бұрын
@@packerman1203 same shit
@Zharrgrim
@Zharrgrim 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to be picking on you” As he point to the only black guy in the audience
@wrcz
@wrcz 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was pointing at the boomer
@LeChateauAutiste
@LeChateauAutiste 2 жыл бұрын
Based.
@tlshortyshorty5810
@tlshortyshorty5810 8 ай бұрын
the most frightening part about this was that despite being satire he ended up being mostly correct
@turnkeydirect
@turnkeydirect 19 күн бұрын
Now you’ve met Sam Hyde, prophet
@pastamug1960
@pastamug1960 2 жыл бұрын
Awe true to Ceasar
@christianhays8206
@christianhays8206 2 жыл бұрын
"We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die." - Legate Lanius
@willgreen2729
@willgreen2729 2 жыл бұрын
Solid reference
@pastamug1960
@pastamug1960 2 жыл бұрын
@Oliver Swanick [what lottery ?] [I don't have time for this] [Charisma 6/10] [ceasar commands your death and the legion obeys !]
@perguto
@perguto 2 жыл бұрын
12:25 Funny how "Gas $10 a gallon" sounded still sounded so absurd a few years ago
@basedlord88
@basedlord88 Жыл бұрын
Prophet
@LateNightRewrites
@LateNightRewrites Жыл бұрын
Thanks, Joe Biden, for making us poor to show the importance of buying a 70k electric car powered by the green energy known as electricity generated by coal. He's saving all of us!
@kyleglaws4750
@kyleglaws4750 Жыл бұрын
the little tantrum he throws after saying that kills me
@planetofthegapes
@planetofthegapes 4 ай бұрын
The highest it's been recently is 5 dollars a gallon two years ago. What are you on about?
@Guttabee
@Guttabee 4 ай бұрын
​@@planetofthegapesdepends where you are. Paid over 9$ a gallon a couple years ago outside LA.
@pinkfloydguy7781
@pinkfloydguy7781 2 жыл бұрын
I just figured out he’s dressed like one of the mythic dawn assassins in Oblivion
@TrueLunacy
@TrueLunacy 4 ай бұрын
Gagagag
@SadTown99
@SadTown99 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody understands how absolutely legendary this is…
@Yambag
@Yambag 2 жыл бұрын
shut up yes we do you're not special
@Zaitekno
@Zaitekno Жыл бұрын
@@Yambag @gettun my mama always said I was special, and this was even confirmed by doctors, sooo...
@matthennessey6679
@matthennessey6679 11 ай бұрын
Well I think some people do if they dont god bless em
@SadTown99
@SadTown99 8 ай бұрын
@@DD-zh4byJust like the smooth & bold flavor of Dulcìno’s condensed tobacco paperless cigarettes
@SentryDog22
@SentryDog22 2 жыл бұрын
Did this ever get uploaded to an official TedX channel? I know they would definitely have deleted it, I just want to know if they were dumb enough to post it.
@dabtican4953
@dabtican4953 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@geoff8982
@geoff8982 2 жыл бұрын
i believe i originally saw it on tedx channel before I knew who sam hyde was. they must have removed it. it was hilarious and confusing
@CapoKies
@CapoKies 2 жыл бұрын
Yes it did. It use to have close to a million or more views. They have nuked it from YT for the most part.
@dabtican4953
@dabtican4953 2 жыл бұрын
@@CapoKies what were the comments like
@Hypnotically_Caucasian
@Hypnotically_Caucasian 7 ай бұрын
I'm gonna tell my kids this was the Emancipation Proclamation
@POOPGOD999
@POOPGOD999 2 жыл бұрын
Dude whenever he stops himself from laughing is when i start
@toxicedge8308
@toxicedge8308 2 жыл бұрын
"We've got 7 billion people in the world, and according to UN projections it's gonna go up to 50 billion!"
@potatoid-0158
@potatoid-0158 Жыл бұрын
“Walk with me.” _walks backwards_
@coasterfreakist18
@coasterfreakist18 2 жыл бұрын
“Welookedatthedata”
@NJP-Supremacist
@NJP-Supremacist 2 жыл бұрын
so far nothing he's predicted is false
@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216
@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216 2 жыл бұрын
Well so far he's only right about the gas prices
@mikeschmidt4800
@mikeschmidt4800 2 жыл бұрын
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216 video games are going to get more realistic.
@minhalal-lawati2263
@minhalal-lawati2263 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm on my way to get milked
@samcabay
@samcabay 5 ай бұрын
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216Most of it did happen now lol
@planetofthegapes
@planetofthegapes 4 ай бұрын
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216 He says $10 a gallon. The highest it's been in the last four years is $5 ?
@Its_Squeebles
@Its_Squeebles 8 ай бұрын
listening to this on 9/11, sometimes great ideas are actually horrible ideas
@hyperTorless
@hyperTorless 8 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that tragedy...
@JohnDoe-un2cm
@JohnDoe-un2cm Ай бұрын
Is your name from the book Young Torless
@DestroManiak
@DestroManiak 2 жыл бұрын
4:42 the way he covers his smile. Absolute perfection.
@djnxfxcx
@djnxfxcx Жыл бұрын
Love how he does that with the paper over and over
@Lurker27819
@Lurker27819 11 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@KingASE88
@KingASE88 Жыл бұрын
its scary how much of this has come true sam is really a genius
@cornpop7351
@cornpop7351 Жыл бұрын
Maybe Sam is behind it all.
@Doncergio
@Doncergio Жыл бұрын
Eating that sea floor potato right now.
@ThePainkiller9995
@ThePainkiller9995 8 ай бұрын
i took a maglev train to work on the moon this morning
@space_1073
@space_1073 2 жыл бұрын
“Racial tension . . . A new- ah skip that one.” Bruh
@mi-da2920
@mi-da2920 10 ай бұрын
The only TEDx talk I not only enjoyed, but highly recommend.
@jezoosamata833
@jezoosamata833 Ай бұрын
This is still the most hilarious thing ive ever seen. Its sad he blew up when he did, he woulda kept comedy alive
@thisone2540
@thisone2540 2 жыл бұрын
4:45 he had to stop himself from laughing. Sam has more self control than anyone on the planet.
@kornflake93
@kornflake93 Жыл бұрын
What did that audience member say back to Sam about inspiring
@CrunchyNorbert
@CrunchyNorbert Ай бұрын
It's hard to believe they let him do this. There's still four truck drivers buried in South Dakota that haven't been found yet
@brycevannote5553
@brycevannote5553 2 жыл бұрын
“You caught me, I’m unprepared.” “This is some pretty deep stuff.” Some one said this was avant- grade when I watched about a year ago. I can now agree. Couldn’t stop laughing yet the points he touched on (in an extremely meta way) was amazing. Really got me thinking, thanks algorithm for making this rail of Jreg then this video to end my binge of watching KZfaq. Couldn’t have asked for anything better. “Man we are so screwed” “BYEEE BYE BYEEEEE!!!!” “What do we take from you presentation?” “I don’t know man, just a bunch of crap.” ~Next question~ Literally shows that he doesn’t know while trying to convince the audience he knows.
@barnumcapote8215
@barnumcapote8215 2 жыл бұрын
yeah noticed this too
@LateStageCap
@LateStageCap 2 жыл бұрын
OMG another Jreg fan, fancy meeting you here
@Osamathegamer
@Osamathegamer Жыл бұрын
"The countries who explore have the highest standard of living" no dumbass, the countries who have a high standard of living have the resources to explore.
@JeffSkilling69
@JeffSkilling69 3 ай бұрын
I love the woman laughing in the crowd
@drewmartinez6628
@drewmartinez6628 Жыл бұрын
“Fix it, NOW” they don’t know how lucky they were it wasn’t a self defense situation
@michaelugghhh1729
@michaelugghhh1729 2 жыл бұрын
We need to teach more African children Java script
@ChrisTopher-vh8tu
@ChrisTopher-vh8tu 7 ай бұрын
Daaaamn… that “we’re just gonna kill em” joke BOMBED HARRRD 😅 Then he tried it again in case they missed it 😅
@anonymoose2474
@anonymoose2474 6 ай бұрын
The joke is for us watching at home, and it got a thunderous laugh from us watching. The audience there in person is basically sam's straight man for his routine.
@ThaHulkster
@ThaHulkster Жыл бұрын
The random “video games are gonna be more realistic” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kieranjg
@Kieranjg Жыл бұрын
I love how he hides his smile and him laughing with the script
@ralphralpherson9441
@ralphralpherson9441 2 жыл бұрын
He....got....a....round....of....APPLAUSE!!!! I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣 It got so cringe-inducing at some points I felt uncomfortable continuing the video. What incredible balls of steel this man has. And then at the end he answers the girl with "It's just a bunch of crap".... dude is my new hero.
@nottarealguy1548
@nottarealguy1548 2 жыл бұрын
you could tell he wanted to talk shit about ted talks in his answer but he abstained
@brandonjohnson3703
@brandonjohnson3703 2 жыл бұрын
The Al Qaeda joke was the most based one and ahead of its time
@the4thindustrialrevolution225
@the4thindustrialrevolution225 2 жыл бұрын
Based pfp
@brandonjohnson3703
@brandonjohnson3703 2 жыл бұрын
@@the4thindustrialrevolution225 thank you!
@KaiTakApproach
@KaiTakApproach 2 жыл бұрын
Your avatar is the best thing I have ever seen.
@brandonjohnson3703
@brandonjohnson3703 2 жыл бұрын
@@KaiTakApproach thank you very much
@KHA0T1X
@KHA0T1X 4 күн бұрын
This guy doesn't have a pfp for me. What was it? Must of got removed I guess, was it anime tiddy?
@Mark3O9
@Mark3O9 2 жыл бұрын
He can't keep getting away with it!
@dannys9074
@dannys9074 2 жыл бұрын
He missed an opportunity when he didn’t say “seaweed” during the sea floor farming bit
@officerdoofy7376
@officerdoofy7376 2 жыл бұрын
Wow weed bro that would have been so funny man hahaha should have been you up there lol
@dannys9074
@dannys9074 2 жыл бұрын
@@officerdoofy7376 just you wait
@JasonPeltier
@JasonPeltier 2 жыл бұрын
you debase all that Sam Hyde stands for by suggesting such low-hanging fruit
@catfunt5583
@catfunt5583 Жыл бұрын
@@planchett3 lol ok Danny
@KnoxBronson
@KnoxBronson 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!!!! He's a big picture man. Absolutely the best TED Talk ever.
@brentulstad3275
@brentulstad3275 2 жыл бұрын
Solutions are not the answer.
@TomDelayBeats
@TomDelayBeats Жыл бұрын
That old white woman in the front has a great sense of humor.
@jasonbrody8724
@jasonbrody8724 10 ай бұрын
18:00 its Amazing how well it lined up that the exact type of bullshit Sam Hyde is making fun of is immediately showcased unironically seconds later.
@MrFredstt
@MrFredstt 2 жыл бұрын
I miss this era of the internet
@MrWhoabuddy
@MrWhoabuddy 6 ай бұрын
"And that young man....was Albert Einstein"... absolutely insane
@sword3197
@sword3197 2 жыл бұрын
Even he can’t hold back the laughing lmao
@botdavid323
@botdavid323 2 жыл бұрын
" History shows that the countries that explore, have a higher standard of living. When you go back to China, Portugal , Spain.... "
@Regis596
@Regis596 Жыл бұрын
2022 and we are far ahead on some of those 2070 predictions, good job
@ThinkerOfThoughts
@ThinkerOfThoughts 9 ай бұрын
Video games got more realistic :)
@bilgzmcr7035
@bilgzmcr7035 3 ай бұрын
Gay men are now lactating and giving birth…
@JT-nd6qp
@JT-nd6qp 2 жыл бұрын
"Trash economy- you use cubes of trash as money. It's a gold rush. Everyone gets rich"
@trenchfoot8204
@trenchfoot8204 2 жыл бұрын
His QX80 was totaled, sadly, in his drive back to the LaQuinta Inn. Be careful when renting automobiles. I have buried 13 homeless men in the greater Portland area.
@WinterPhoenixForestKirin
@WinterPhoenixForestKirin 3 жыл бұрын
What a brilliant bastard. :D
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