weeeee

i don't plan to have kids but yes

I would totally do it

Pretty sure Ryotaro would be the scarier option, compared to Namahage demons.

I've been to Alton Towers 😱

It's too powerful

How you are always is such great videos, and the rest of the crew in horrible love hotel, graveyard, weird places hahaha ..

everything in moderation :P

Hey Ryotoro, I went totally "Don Rickles" on poor Chris in the above just for you. Given your sense of humor I think you can definitely appreciate me resurrecting The Late Great Don Rickles.

You grew up in the U.S. in Seattle so I know you know who The Late Great Don Rickles was.

Connor: Weird and disgusting love hotels.

Joey: full trip including plane fights over mt fuji Makes me feel bad for connerdogVirginia

bee child

just like natsuki's said. "journey across japan, always fu***** places"

Ryotaro is a Premium Hitman ... only the best for him 😏

Only close-minded people think they can only be friends with people they're exactly like. You don't have to have a lot in common to vibe well together. Me, I have always felt and been treated like I'm vastly different and an outsider. I am not a people person because of this. But on the rare occasions I meet someone I vibe well with, I couldn't care less how much common ground we have. As long as someone is cool to me and doesn't give me bad vibes, I'll be friends with them.

You would be surprised how many people think Akitas are small. I had an Akita and when people saw him they were so surprised by his size, because they had never seen one. So yes they are large and tall dogs.

@@abrielrobertsson4160 just seeing the size of their paws as puppies you can guess they're not small dogs.

comments like these make me laugh cuz it reminds me that no one know whats involved in bear hunting. not saying akitas werent bred for bear hunting, but if you think bear hunting involves letting a dog go mono a mono with a bear thats why its the size it is, is fucking wrong lol. what they did was bred akitas to be aggressive and not be scared of big predators as opposed to other dogs whose instincts would tell them to avoid larger predators. you hunt bears with a pack of dogs, about 3-6, those dogs will scare and chase bears till they get tired or stuck up a tree, which is then when a hunter comes and kills the bear. bear hunting dogs do not actually hunt the bears/attack them. so really the size isnt really the thing, thats important about bear hunting dogs, though size helps, more scary than 3 chihuahuas. i mean we use pointers and coonhounds here in the US and theyre "bear" bunting breeds but they arent big. this is the same for hunting mountain lion, or cougar where i come from

@@abrielrobertsson4160 I think they get them confused with Shiba Inus who kinda look the same, but have more like Akita Pup size. Though even shiba inus are still bigger then people think.

@@ownlywon Came here to say this. You are spot on. Ain't no dog wrestling a bear down. Closest you get to that are Kaerelian Bear Dogs but at best they just antagonize.

Clearly Chris is traumatised by Ryotaro after many attempts to his life 😉

I'm 4 minutes in, and he has made this kind of joke 3 times lol EDIT: Then, 40 seconds later, he makes the joke for the 4th time and it's the one the first comment mentioned, and finally, to wrap it all up, he ends the video with another similar joke lmao

Typical passive aggressive behaviour from an insecure man, Chris obviously feels threatened by Ryotoro, but why? Actually come to think of it, Chris acts like a little bitch with everyone apart from Natsuki...

@@j.e.wattes8991 Jesus man, you think that he is actually like that with cameras off? You don’t even know the guy lol

@@j.e.wattes8991 “Common themes of British Humour include satire, sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek, banter, insults, self-deprecation, taboo subjects, puns, innuendo, wit,…” You’re too dumb to realise that he’s joking and not being serious. He doesn’t actually hate Ryotaro. If he did, he wouldn’t be in the videos.

Chris is left-handed?? as a fellow left-handed person, i salute you 😂

Probably not at all correct, just guessing, but in restaurants guests and superiors in workplaces usually gets seated inside or towards the end. This was back when lords and people of power were protected from assassins etc. Riotoro may just be showing a sign of courtesy as it seems he’s sitting towards the door. This is just all speculation so take with a grain of salt

Or maybe just so it happens that Chris always get to the table first.

I think it just looks better when filming, to have the presenter on the left side. Possibly due to most people outside of Asia reading left to right

😂😂😂

Just got back to watching the transition it's so smoothly done you don't even notice it. Wonderfull touch Chris!

Maybe this is edited by Dave, his new editor!

Have you ever read "Max und Moritz?" It inspired a famous American comic strip called "The Katzenjammer Kids."

Right, they are also similar to the Tschäggättä in the kanton of Wallis in Switzerland. These creatures seem to love the rough mountainous terrain be it in Japan, Austria or Switzerland.

Any opinion on the Krampus movie?

In Czech Republic we have St. Nicolas and Angel accompanying Krampus to "judge" the kid. Parents invites these 3 onto own house and Nicolas with those two by his side reads and judges kids behaviour. Parents gladly tell beforehand everything they want on their kids so its accurate. I think our version is mildes one there

Also in Romania in new year Eve we have masked men who roam at the houses and make a special dance

I paused the video and thought for a second "man when did this video become a JAV or Hentai"

He must have a thing for MILFs

The spice must flow

Hopeanuoli?

@@lee-fc5bu joo.. just Hopeanuoli

I have heard about it

'80s* :-P

Awesome, thanks for sharing this! Sounds like something I wanna check out! God bless you :)

his inner gordon ramsey comes out

Well the man is trying to kill him 😏

tbf Chris speaks Japanese as well 😂

Chris is literally scared of everything. So just imagine the effect of the Namahage on him 😱 I am sure that hitman Ryotaro is there for Chris' protection 😎

Ha don't forget the Greek women who have become like this after years of smoking.

@@curiousnomadic Haha yeah definitely, there are some scary ones out there!! 😅

I just commented about how similar it is to Greyfriars Bobby

GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear ha

Omagari fireworks really was an amazing show, shame its been cancelled for two years now but hopefully next year it starts again. Thou I dont know about sendai, the last train for yotugoya station was very early for us making us miss the end of the show sadly. A car feels needed for that show.

I would like you to not call the Evil King God Emperor who pulls the strings in the back Ryotaro as "Risotaro". You crazy chris-stan peasant

😂 exactly what i was thinking too

Couldn't agree more

I wouldn't mind a daily dose of Crisp and Risotaro 🍲 😋

Down here it's a popular breakfast

Thanks man, much appreciated! 🍻

@@AbroadinJapan You're welcome

He is *_inevitable_* Father of many spice girls

How come Chris won't talk about the 370,000 people trying to enter Japan with a work visa or student visa right now? The same people that watch his videos are the same people that are currently struggling trying to get their visas approved to the Japanese government, without us he'd have no viewership

@@matsuyamaalex "without us he'd have no viewership" Pretty sure he'd still get viewership. Why would _he_ specifically have to talk about it?

i think Chris just always films when he's super hungry 😋

@@DrJustininJapan 😂 true!

Hes actually said on multiple occasions that yakitori is his favorite though

@@snapdoodle12 ngl the namahage is the japanese equivalent to the fbi.Fricking bust down doors and capture the suspect and interogate him for why he never did his homework.

I never expected to see the FOVDragon here of all places.

The best episodes are ones that challenge you and make you feel something, and boy does it make you feel.

It’s a top 5 contender! Along with the Luck of the Fryrish, Godfellas or just about any episode with Zapp Brannigan.

That's such a memorable episode! I was literally destroyed by it because it was so unexpected from such a usually lighthearted yet dark humored show. I'm pretty sure everyone cried when they saw it the first time.

@@AbroadinJapan Mine was snu snu episode 😅

What is the Akita dialect called? Akitaben?

Yeah but the dogs are cute

@@RicoImp3 Ben means an accent. Japanese has different accents depending on the region.

that's hilarious 😂

Same

I was late because i farted and the smell made me vacate the area for a few mins..... 😂

@@jaydaniel2145 💀💀

@@To7nado777 The smell was really bad!!! I'm not sure if i should be disgusted or proud??

Ok isnt that a shiba ino i dont see any difference

I don't think a dog can straight up bite off a leg

@@uni60205 Not clean off in one bite, but Akita's have a bite PSI of 400. Pitbulls, by contrast, have bites of 235 PSI. I grew up with and currently own one and their bites hurt like /hell/ even when they aren't trying to maul you. Sweet dogs when they like you though.

@@CeruleanRogue awh man i want a dog as well 😔. 400 psi still isn't that much though for an animal considering humans got around 170

@@uni60205 The man probably had a gangrenous diabetic foot.

@@CeruleanRogue They could have more force than twenty alligators combined, their jaws are nowhere near big enough to bite off a leg off of a grown man.

Hi John Xina!

Your profile picture is amazing 👍

Chris's video's are always a treat. I didn't know I was hungry until I saw this video. Now I can go to bed craving yakitori. Thanks Chris 😉

@@sansei397 bing chillin, hope you're good brother

@@urekmazino2083 thank you, I know its completely ridiculous but couldn't help myself. Bing chillin x

Who needs Namahaga when you've got Chris to traumatise the kids 😬

If we ever get to travel properly again Northern Japan is right at the top of my list... Possibly in autumn.

.............OOOOH MY GOSH!!!!!

I literally never made that connection!!!! I'll never look at it the same 🤣🤣

She has the best recipes for everything! Cutie daughter in the videos is definitely a bonus too 😂❤🥺

unrelated, but classy pfp my friend

Imagine the salt when 'A dog in Japan' gets more subs than chris and gets instant twitter verification

Chris Bark from "A Bark in Japan" ft Chris Broad

He travels a lot for these videos and a lot of places do not allow dogs.

LOL! Poor Ryotaro!

Yea that still sound amazing! Where at in the states? I’d travel for that!

My Grandfather was German and he told me stories of Krampus coming into the school with St.Nicholas. The naughty children were bundled up in a sack and carried off while the other children got chocolates.

I remember seeing Krampus on the street, I ran into the house, hid under the bed, and he still found me ! I was terrified, he pulled me from under the bed, I thought I was going to die, while my parents were laughing their ass off.

Yes we in Austria were visited by the Krampus and St Nikolaus it was fun and scary in Vienna but nobody got PTSD like the snow flake generation.