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3 жыл бұрынOnce a year, Ben picks some of his personal favorite moments from the Patreon vault and unlocks them for you, the listener. There were many contenders this year but these were my favorite moments (I am excluding The Pit and Gates of Hell since we already released those). I wanted it to be a fun mix of wild call ins, impulsive Tim adventures, obsession episodes, a little "conspiracy" sprinkled in, and of course Tim threatening my livelihood. To follow along, here is the episode order and links:
14:17 - 32:10
Bonus #068 - Death of a Salesman (Featuring Devan Costa and Ida Tavakoli)
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35:12 - 45:58
Bonus #065 - Hate The People You Actually Know (Ft. Melanie Englert)
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46:00 - 1:12:36
Bonus #067 - My Favorite Podcast
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Bonus #079 - Tweet While Bleeding (Ft. Ray Kump)
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1:28:13 - 1:46:45
Bonus #076 - Bingaling!
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Bonus #083 - Ben's Wedding
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#TheTimDillonShow
@truerambler 3 жыл бұрын
We all wanna be Tim but really we are Ben.
@matthewc8241 3 жыл бұрын
Most aren't even that. They're dan at best
@Mannydamon 3 жыл бұрын
Im such a Ben
@fashfront 3 жыл бұрын
I’m one of the few Tim’s. Not so glamorous
@mattheagerty4864 3 жыл бұрын
In your dreams, we are all Ray.
@dankestranch8738 3 жыл бұрын
Ben's fucking hot dude
@leecarter1145 3 жыл бұрын
“You should’ve kept your mouth shut” - Husband of the nurse on the way home
@charlietruble4832 3 жыл бұрын
Brutal! I hope someone else recognized the last words to a snow removal victim.
@Swaygooy 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlietruble4832 “Snow removal victim” that gave me a chuckle
@Sarah-nx1vl 3 жыл бұрын
oh god, so grim and so funny, nicely done
@Freemouse159 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha snow removal victim 🤣 😂 😅 😆 😄 😜
@tech1238 3 жыл бұрын
perfect
@Sidelinefighter-expert 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon bullied Joe Rogan off KZfaq and is now Bullying him out of Austin, yes or yes !?
@user-dd7pq2to3o 3 жыл бұрын
If he could make him go away completely that would be fantastic
@AnnusMirabilus 3 жыл бұрын
Dillion?
@user-dd7pq2to3o 3 жыл бұрын
@@AnnusMirabilus Rogaine
@OffGridInvestor 3 жыл бұрын
Joe went as part of the spotify contract.
@user-dd7pq2to3o 3 жыл бұрын
@@OffGridInvestor whoosh
@r.c.7762 3 жыл бұрын
As a nurse, I find the complainers, are younger nurses, that would be unable to cope with what we had to do, in the 70s, 80s, AIDS, swine flu, etc. Shut up, and enjoy the show.
@honeyfurfarm2182 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, there's always the nurses that take themselves way to seriously.
@trayyoutube 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah
@user-ho8br1cw8c 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghassanm6640 😄
@curtisboyce3849 3 жыл бұрын
well that doesn't bode well for the future if our new healthcare workers for whatever reason didn't learn the same things you did. maybe it's because all of the capable asian and white doctors were replaced by black C+ students. either way. it's a white guys fault. yes or yes
@jimbeam8059 3 жыл бұрын
Is that the Rochester bridge in your thumbnail?
@zen_nabu 3 жыл бұрын
This is like when the teacher pulls out the VHS cart and says we're watching a movie today
@msannthrope_2049 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shawqiha 3 жыл бұрын
There aren't many people that got to experience that, but I feel like the ones that did are the best generation.
@1LouSassel 3 жыл бұрын
It's cool that Tim is shouting out these smaller podcasts, like this guy Rogan's, to get them some more viewers. What a great guy!
@finnconnell9832 3 жыл бұрын
Rogan’s career practically started on The Tim Dillon Show
@dhaltonmiller1215 3 жыл бұрын
Never compare this GOAT to rogain
@Jonathan_Guice 3 жыл бұрын
That and it's awesome that he introduced Rogan to jiujitsu, keto, DMT, and elk. Changed that man's life
@kylekindred9471 3 жыл бұрын
@Will.J I've been trying to find the podcast but to no avail 😥
@opticalcanine 3 жыл бұрын
Yea I just wish he'd promote more comedians, that Rogan guy is just a Ted talk type
@2791dles 3 жыл бұрын
That was literally the most intelligent handling of the upset nurse heckler I've heard. You didn't shit on her, you just calmly reasoned with her. Well done.
@daysjours 3 жыл бұрын
He did more than reason with her. He showed her love.
@youlovejenn1 6 ай бұрын
He’s such a gentle parent, I was shocked 😂
@2011ADRO 3 жыл бұрын
its cute tim bought ben a polo shirt, now he can dress just like his daddy
@chadd4767 3 жыл бұрын
Austin country clubs require collared shirts.
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
No that was Ben’s wedding present
@mattgrele6318 3 жыл бұрын
Call me daddy
@deezyD93 3 жыл бұрын
@@ambassador8524 what do you think he got bens wife? Or is it for both of them lol
@Chris-P 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake, it came out of Ben's check
@RichSProducer 3 жыл бұрын
After a long day of doing acid and connecting the dots between Atlantis and Ghislaine, I could not be more excited to see this.
@samus598 3 жыл бұрын
Follow the non fungible tokens straight to the source
@charleshendrix3137 3 жыл бұрын
After doing 4 tabs of acid and a shit ton of shrooms I conquer.
@centurionl 3 жыл бұрын
So did you come to any conclusions?
@RichSProducer 3 жыл бұрын
@@centurionl Ghislane ran something called the TerraMar Project, which a mysterious non-profit project that focused on the ocean. You can still find their KZfaq page. In their odd mission statement they want "to create a global ocean community to give a voice to the least protected, most ignored part of our planet - the high seas." They day after Epstein was arrested, she shut the project down. Now, we also know Ghislane had a submarine piliots license. The project was focusing it's efforts in the seas near Cuba. There has always a long history of looking for a lost civilization (Atlantis) off the coast of Cuba. Castro was interested in this, as well as Howard Hughes and many others. There is evidence that Epstein also met with Castro in Cuba. Epstein was also taking people on sub tours around Little St. James, including Stephen Hawking. Now, here's where things get really weird. When Ghislane was arrested, she was using the pseudonym Janet Marshall. Janet Marshall was a famous feminist communist. Janet's actual name is Janet Atlantis Marshall and her mother's name was Atlantis Octavia. Her husband, Henry Wallace was also deeply involved in Theosophy, which has a strong connection to Atlantis. That's just scratching the surface...as insane as it all sounds, things are much weirder than they already are.
@RichSProducer 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayrideau She''s the key.
@skreign 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being at a comedy show in the front row angry.
@dogzer 3 жыл бұрын
The problem is that good comedy is rooted in truth, and some people can’t handle the truth!!
@YouWillFindYouInYouTube 3 жыл бұрын
Some chicks just need to be hit by a stronger hand to learn their lesson 🤣
@d3monsn0wkitty 3 жыл бұрын
Its interesting that show ended like that. Unlike that lady I laughed the whole time and had a great time at the show. DEFINITELY go if you can make it to one of his shows. It was totally worth it...I was at the last PA show and he saw I had his merch on. He called on me and asked what I do. I was sooooo star struck. I barley could say I was a nurse and then I just went on to nervously laugh and smile the whole time because I’m awkward af. He looked humbled though by my reaction, he made some funny nurses jokes and then ended the show. He also then applauded nurses. Tim Dillon is the bomb. Ben was there too actually. I saw him vape IRL.
@charlietruble4832 3 жыл бұрын
@@YouWillFindYouInKZfaq there is nothing funny about hitting women!
@maxmeeks9910 3 жыл бұрын
Well, they were in PA in the winter
@riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442 3 жыл бұрын
The Weight watchers podcast mentioned is THE WW BRO PODCAST W/ ANTHONY DIDOMENICO: EPISODE 147 and the doughut moment i like 10 mins in
@riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442 3 жыл бұрын
its not on youtube you'll have to google it its on the guys website but youtube wont let me link it
@seanisajerk83 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that I have wondered since the Patreon episode what the name of that podcast he was talking about. The donut story made me cry from laughter and now I can go to the source
@dustinreedy30 3 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments to ask this. Thank you!
@BURRITOBOY Жыл бұрын
👍
@jacobkrantz2473 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion is the alpha at a Joe Rogan dinner party.
@fadedcharacter8481 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he’s with some smart guys, but quick wit like his is INTIMIDATING. Luuuurrrrrve Tim!
@spartymatt9627 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to buy this episode as an NFT for $50,000
@sososo2881 3 жыл бұрын
Lol he would make bank on NFTs. Ben, get on it!
@City-Hunter 3 жыл бұрын
WTF is an NFT ?
@HardenJID 3 жыл бұрын
@@City-Hunter the newest fake business
@JimmyTurner 3 жыл бұрын
@@City-Hunter a tax scam.
@JimmyTurner 3 жыл бұрын
@@City-Hunter but yeah go back a few videos. Maybe the clips channel. He talks about the Lindsey Lohan NFT. I know that sounds made up, but that makes it funnier.
@weedeemorrison 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is one the greatest comedians I’ve ever listened to. He’s so articulate, sharp and never afraid to take the conversation to the 7th layer of hell. Balls on him like a Bengali tiger.
@dickjohnson9582 Жыл бұрын
Good ole Bengali ball tim is what they call him
@dokidokideathproof 3 жыл бұрын
The embarrassment and shame that nurses husband must feel.
@noraozer2800 3 жыл бұрын
@Username User What did he say?
@michaelreese8217 3 жыл бұрын
I assume he has less backbone than an octopus. People like him can’t feel shame
@joshbaino3087 3 жыл бұрын
@@noraozer2800 It was on the last video I think, he just said that Tim made fun of his nurse wife at a show
@ko349 3 жыл бұрын
He said that Tim made fun of his nurse wife and he loved every second of it HAHAH
@paulfroelich1024 3 жыл бұрын
I mean you gotta hand it to him, he probably knew it could have gone sideways and yet he pulled the trigger.
@Morathe3rd 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion got me through 2020 and is carrying into 2021
@Bernacide 3 жыл бұрын
He is solely responsible for any sanity I managed to hold onto the past year.
@maxmeeks9910 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is our apocalypse guide while a quarter of the population is quietly and intentionally culled by a drugged -out hospital industry just following orders like murderous robots. Say bye to grandma and grandpa before their Soylent Greened away.
@norfolkrover 3 жыл бұрын
I like the way he kept pushing in 2020 although it was so obvious the stand up comedy business model was fucked. Hope he becomes the biggest star on the planet.
@roymakescomics 3 жыл бұрын
@@norfolkrover he's working on it, that's why he copped out this week, he put on too much mass in one sitting and is ready to collapse into himself like a dying star.
@dimitriprivat 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@davidzilinski6441 3 жыл бұрын
tim goddamnit we need a statement on megan marckles presidential campain not a patreon highlight reel.
@thepeter3116 3 жыл бұрын
He mentioned something on clubhouse
@zainilc1507 3 жыл бұрын
He did talk about it on the recent Patreon episode ;)
@nmeyers92 3 жыл бұрын
And meatball’s allegations
@davidzilinski6441 3 жыл бұрын
Zainil C he talked about the interview, not that she’s contemplating a presidential campaign
@mustavogaia2655 3 жыл бұрын
Not as good, but here is my take: she just confirmed why marrying outside nobility is frown upon. She complained that she didnt know how to seat, how to talk, how to eat, or how to sing the anthem. The Queen reaction: "the poor child didnt even got an education."
@Mr.Meeseeks024 3 жыл бұрын
As a Rothschild I’m looking at taking legal action.
@ProudFilthyCasual 3 жыл бұрын
I will join that class action as a Rothschild as well, all of my considerable resources are in. This is unacceptable.
@angelo.4152 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is bullshit
@astralnight3493 3 жыл бұрын
"come on the view bitch!"
@T.I.M.Thirteen 3 жыл бұрын
There are some that are trying to unionize. Pigs together strong.
@DweeD1516 3 жыл бұрын
Of course you are. Thats what "they" do.
@gobabawonan2199 3 жыл бұрын
Fat Guy Cancels Himself After Eating Too Much Food
@googlesucksheyfuckyougoogl9340 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao haa no shit eh, i wasn't that surprised
@slaphappybullet 3 жыл бұрын
Gold
@andrewwoodward8563 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao got his ass
@CornyBum 3 жыл бұрын
*Aspiring Florida Man
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
😂 Now, that's a headline
@drewprosser8861 3 жыл бұрын
If I ever see tim and joe at dinner together I’ll walk up and say “tim huge fan dude you’re crushing it don’t recognize this other guy but if he’s hanging with you he must be on his way up”
@starsareangels 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@garymericano 3 жыл бұрын
Just shout at him across the restaurant "Hey Tim next time your friend goes to the bathroom remind him to keep his weird looking dick to himself!"
@fritzskripac7600 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not liking Rogan too much anymore.
@ssmith8758 2 жыл бұрын
@@fritzskripac7600 …what happened?
@egoborder3203 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: "Ben and his wife are trying to kill me" also Tim: "Can I swim in that water? Look it up and let me know...."
@Bob-64 3 жыл бұрын
He would float yea he is doing keto yea right
@centurionl 3 жыл бұрын
That doesn't mean they aren't planning to kill him
@nic31910 3 жыл бұрын
This is like when your high school history teacher came to school with a hangover and you just got to watch Faces of Death for the class period
@dhaltonmiller1215 3 жыл бұрын
It was my chemistry teacher. Looking back on it, he had horrible teeth too... lol
@mattgrele6318 3 жыл бұрын
Dude the first time i got stoned we watch faces of death and i was freaking out, my friends also accused me of having a boner but i dispute that
@jobobtargaryen1258 3 жыл бұрын
I work in a hospital, this whole thing has been an overblown, fabricated shit show. Tim calling out delusional,sanctimonious nurses is very refreshing. Tim Dillon is the real hero.
@cgm4379 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service soldier
@SmedleyButler1881 3 жыл бұрын
So deadly in my country (Canada) they are laying off nurses and covid wards were never above 50% capacity. I work in a major hospital dealing with covid in the GTA which is a “hard hit” area. For reference an 80 year old, diabetic, bed bound on oxygen obese Greek woman who is my patient got it, survived and lost close to 30 lbs. That was in June and she is still here on our long term ward today as I am on my break
@uatafaka 3 жыл бұрын
@@SmedleyButler1881 "Greek"... very important information about the patient.
@honeyfurfarm2182 3 жыл бұрын
Hospital supply chain worker here... completely agree. When they laid off nurses and support staff for months and the hospital was nearly empty... while the news is saying we are full... there is something sinister happening. People telling me what I'm seeing with my own eyes is false... yeah this whole thing was completely overblown and a way for the ultra rich and government to suck wealth from the entire Middle and lower class.
@kelb6073 3 жыл бұрын
It got bad in my area. Northeast Pennsylvania. My hospital was overrun for a couple of months. Hated every second of it. I'm not a nurse but I work in the ER. The ICU ran out of beds during that time. My dad also almost died of covid. How friend has been in the hospital for 3 months in and out after having covid. It's not looking like he's going to make it. All because a guy came into his work, knowing he had covid and refused to wear a mask. Just because you didn't experience something, doesn't mean others haven't. It's a big world and every area of it is different and had a different experience with covid.
@saxyseymour 3 жыл бұрын
“There’s not a full show in me right now.” About the only thing that isn’t in you, buddy.
@shakur9567 3 жыл бұрын
you could say there are at least 6 full shows in there
@hugomaritz692 3 жыл бұрын
No room..
@SHACOBES123 2 жыл бұрын
Is this a gay joke or a fat joke? I'm a bit lost
@sincereflowers3218 2 жыл бұрын
@@SHACOBES123 boffum
@SHACOBES123 2 жыл бұрын
@@sincereflowers3218 Yessum
@YoungDonAnimations 3 жыл бұрын
As a long time Rothschild Patreon, I feel cheated.
@Nicole-rj4xz 3 жыл бұрын
Fake business!
@nooneyouknow699 3 жыл бұрын
There better be a extra patreon
@AceDelta101 3 жыл бұрын
Time for a boycott
@T.I.M.Thirteen 3 жыл бұрын
He ate too much - he needs to rest. Then he needs to splish splash in the water in Miami, then he will think about putting out the Rothschild episode.
@City-Hunter 3 жыл бұрын
As a long time Helicopter "Accident" story reader, i am shocked!
@78deathface 3 жыл бұрын
Ben should really just make a loop of Tim gesturing wildly and play that over the audio only clips. Best of both worlds.
@Kyle-xt8ip 3 жыл бұрын
When I bought my truck the finance manager kept taking calls from "his church". He made sure I knew he was involved in a church. I have never trusted anyone less than in that moment.
@sjtrapani 3 жыл бұрын
How am I supposed to enjoy if I can’t see Ben trying not to laugh the entire time?
@user-ho8br1cw8c 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, visual is better. And I know Tim likes to be a little bitc# about people liking it better, but we are the fans, we are his boss. Lol
@noahbaird4957 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ho8br1cw8c ya but you don’t know about fighting or robotics. Tim does
@pablorodriguez4765 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy is the fittest comedian in Texas. Yes or yes?
@wolfman8449 3 жыл бұрын
"do you think you have a serious movie in you....I didn't want the jokes I wanted the darkness"
@masoncarter7333 3 жыл бұрын
"I have as much money as i want, it's all in my head" - Timothy Goldstein Rothschild
@MrItachi121 3 жыл бұрын
Comedians having to explain comedy to people is seriously probably the saddest thing about the time we live in
@josef2012 3 жыл бұрын
I would have said all the deaths,but tomato/tomahto.
@roymakescomics 3 жыл бұрын
@@josef2012 people die all the time, that's not tragic, it's a rate of perpetual growth.. what's tragic is the rising rate of people "on the spectrum" that need to have comedy explained to them.
@a.k.4o 3 жыл бұрын
They really need to stop the explaining
@FazeParticles 3 жыл бұрын
@@roymakescomics exactly. Death is necessary and cruel as it is.
@MrItachi121 3 жыл бұрын
@@josef2012 "all the death"???? Are u dumb??? The global death rate is declining from years past
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 3 жыл бұрын
I love living in a society where adults routinely require things to be explained to them as though they're children
@bluev7427 3 жыл бұрын
Lol pretty much sums up today’s society
@Johnbender 3 жыл бұрын
@Weiner Baby Lol
@a.k.4o 3 жыл бұрын
People should stop placating to these adult children
@roymakescomics 3 жыл бұрын
@@a.k.4o Yeah! I say we round em all up on trains and.. no, nope, too extreme. Sorry.
@a.k.4o 3 жыл бұрын
@@roymakescomics its cool. Speak your mind. You're obviously from Portland
@codycole3768 3 жыл бұрын
Patreon should pay Tim at this point
@samus598 3 жыл бұрын
They would but he keeps giving them fake bank accounts and business addresses and asks to be paid in Lindsey Lohan NFTs
@andrewwoodward8563 3 жыл бұрын
Ben looks like Tim just got finished beating him mercilessly/let him out of his cage
@lizsharp1373 3 жыл бұрын
That's because that's exactly what happened
@bluev7427 3 жыл бұрын
@@lizsharp1373 LoL
@noahstephenwhelan 3 жыл бұрын
I already paid for this, you criminal... This means war
@HHCHunterYTC 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Tim's just doing fake business, you never purchased anything.
@Berdymadafakas 3 жыл бұрын
I hear there is a militia forming in the desert
@jacksonbateman1073 3 жыл бұрын
@@Berdymadafakas rendezvous at the airbnb. over and out.
@Wallyworld30 3 жыл бұрын
No joke, Tim is really fucking his Patreons when he does this. He said it's been a year? It was just 3 months ago Timmy.
@samus598 3 жыл бұрын
@@HHCHunterYTC then why does my bank statement say I paid $10,000 to Tim Dillon for a subprime mortgage NFT? Did I make a mistake? Will my mortgage ever be fungible again?
@syther112 3 жыл бұрын
The impression of the guy at BMW was legit Joey Diaz slinging Subarus hahaha
@2010kgurl 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tim Dillon for deconstructing the mechanism and action of a joke for our p*ssified world. Side note: I’m a student nurse in Austin and I’m still laughing.
@Bernacide 3 жыл бұрын
Self absorbed "hero" nurses like her that can't take a joke need to just stay the fuck home! I feel bad for her coworkers! Not sure I'd get through a shift without laughing...even at the dark shit!
@2010kgurl 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bernacide seriously... In my limited experience, those are the nurses who burn out very quickly.
@thejaymacdonald3437 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bernacide no! Send her out in the front lines , let others wear 2 masks . It’s ok is she has to go free beak
@amdclx4635 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the thing though, nobody asked what you do for a living🤔
@2010kgurl 3 жыл бұрын
@@amdclx4635 the lady in the video was a nurse... it’s relevant for me to say I’m in nursing if I am going to say a joke about nursing is funny...
@Economivision 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, your show in Houston was A life force. Your energy was a total riot, man. You got the stuff to do whatever want to become, and I believe in you. That’s what I wanted to tell you dude. Very, very few people I believe in. Keep going. Don’t ever doubt.
@joranwilloughby298 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck I missed it.
@Economivision 3 жыл бұрын
@@joranwilloughby298 it was everything I hoped and more. Next time, buddy.
@joranwilloughby298 3 жыл бұрын
@@Economivision Yeah I had to work all 3 days he was in town. :( How many people were there?
@Economivision 3 жыл бұрын
@@joranwilloughby298 it was the most packed I’ve ever seen Improv. This was my 5th time there, too. If I don’t contract covid, I’ll be pretty surprised But it was a great crowd. Dude I’m sorry you were all tied up. I feel anxious for you. I mean even the openers were lethal.
@S41NT93 3 жыл бұрын
"I would prefer the bank to have never met me and have no idea who I am, what my spending habits are, or that I even exist." Dave Smith Tim Dillon 2024
@bruhsoup6320 3 жыл бұрын
I asked my fake therapist about Tim Dillon and she said he’s clinically insane and that his business is fake
@samus598 3 жыл бұрын
Try a less qualified therapist, mine watches Tim religiously, literally 24/7
@CornyBum 3 жыл бұрын
I assume this was on BetterHelp. Did she also ask, "How's that ass?"
@danfontaine8179 3 жыл бұрын
If Tim is clinically insane then I want to be too
@bobboberson5755 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear some fake business phone calls.
@squakke 3 жыл бұрын
I put Tims podcast on during a road trip with my mother. She started heckling him when he was talking about teachers being over-rated. It was so annoying and her and I ended up arguing. 😆
@danfontaine8179 3 жыл бұрын
I gave up on sharing podcasts with my Mom -_-
@Mchilde1313 3 жыл бұрын
That sucks. I put it on for my Hollywood Los Angeles ass mom. She cackle laughed the whole time and ruined the ride and tim dillon. I couldn't hear him...
@williamostrander910 Жыл бұрын
None of these things would be even remotely close to being considered an overreaction
@mika274 3 жыл бұрын
The number of people angry that us free loaders on KZfaq are getting this content for free. Is a comedy bit in itself.
@dogzer 3 жыл бұрын
They knew what this was when they signed up... it’s fake business!!
@takeahike2993 3 жыл бұрын
Mad they funded his Range Rover.
@peelslowlyandsee 3 жыл бұрын
It's so nice of Tim to finally adopt Dan Carney. You'll be a wonderful mother.
@jumbo4billion 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer how Norm handled the pissed off hero teacher. Told her she's statistically more likely to be a child abuser than a priest is.
@d4n4nable 3 жыл бұрын
"To be a second grade teacher you need to have a third grade education." - Norm.
@topsuperseven7910 3 жыл бұрын
@@d4n4nable That is a common misunderstanding of course, it doesn't work that way. 2nd grade is actually one of the most difficult and you'd want more education for that grade than you'd get by with for say, 10th graders. that said, I enjoyed the burn.
@topsuperseven7910 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and by quite a lot, statistically speaking. In terms of stats though, stand-up comedians even more than priests or public school teachers.
@ModeratelyAmused 3 жыл бұрын
@@topsuperseven7910 if you are equating a 30 something comedian asking a 17 year old in DMs her age and then saying he'll get back to her when she is 18 as a "child abuser" you are reaching pretty far.
@MrGrayan 3 жыл бұрын
that's hilarious
@21acidqueen 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is the only true Keto person on Earth 🤷🏼♀️
@charlietruble4832 3 жыл бұрын
Ya, unhealthy
@trillioncrowns 3 жыл бұрын
Want to go out?
@centurionl 3 жыл бұрын
In the sense that he's all fat and protein
@NotChillin 3 жыл бұрын
Ben: Do you want to speak at my wedding? Tim: Do you have a budget? 🤣
@gijoey5912 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know who Ray Kump is, but I laugh every time Tim mentions his name.
@Stbuster31 3 жыл бұрын
You don't know the great Ray Kump?
@sanniez 3 жыл бұрын
He’s the human meatball
@omgjulien 3 жыл бұрын
@@sanniez thought that was Cuomo
@LowSugars93 2 жыл бұрын
Listentuhhmeeehh
@oliveribasta5929 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is a beautiful specimen. I have to look at him all the time when he creates his art. No matter how funny it is I have to look at him.
@tylerbaxley789 3 жыл бұрын
His ads are unparalleled. Only podcast I listen to for the ads.
@ChannelRichard 3 жыл бұрын
You are never too full to perform for us, Tim. Eat the mic and just yell into the void, and it's still a better show than all TV and KZfaq.
@moonbear894 3 жыл бұрын
If it was 10 mins of random moaning and belching by Tim it would still be better than everything on TV.
@lizsharp1373 3 жыл бұрын
You should've kept your mouth shut during that dinner of temptation Tim
@Xanctus 3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@janeld9297 3 жыл бұрын
Ray: It’s like, ya knowgh, fuckinnn ya knowgh, these people can’t even ya knowgh...get it together these days
@msannthrope_2049 3 жыл бұрын
Lersen to me!
@DannySullivanMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@msannthrope_2049 LOL
@paulfroelich1024 3 жыл бұрын
@@msannthrope_2049 Lishuhn
@barfyman-dm6zx 3 жыл бұрын
One Polo shirt per episode everybody knows the rules
@clydez1234 3 жыл бұрын
Your owning of that nurse was nothing short of masterful.
@dilloncrain9111 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm air traffic controller and there are so many planes trying to land at once!" Is honestly such a good quote to use for many arguments other than nurses who complain about their jobs 😂😂
@leroygarza5753 3 жыл бұрын
After a long week of work this show is always there to comfort me with a much needed laugh so thank you tim n ben for being there every week love you guys
@greekbyassociation 3 жыл бұрын
Tim got me through 2020 and 2021 so far. Keep it going my fellow long islander.
@dhaltonmiller1215 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, do not be discouraged by the idiots. You're more important than ever. Hope to see you next weekend
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
So after "Fake- Business" it's "Fake- Car- Buying" & test driving without a license. I love it!
@aaronlim7324 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man.... was waiting for Tim to weigh into the royal family PR disaster.
@msannthrope_2049 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. One of my nephews was a piss poor student in high school, never went to college. Worked a few odd jobs before becoming a car salesman. He doesn't read, doesn't vote, etc. I went to college (graduated with honors) and my life never amounted to much professionally, financially. He has a beautiful home, a nice car, a beautiful wife and kid. He makes 6 figures now as a dealership manager. So there's that. Good for him! He's got things figured out. I'm glad one of us does.🥃
@FukUNerd 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss
@aaronglass890 3 жыл бұрын
Ben packed a U-Haul AND uploaded an episode today, damn.
@kneetotheface 3 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Rothschild patron, i want EVERYone to know that Tom Dillion's podcast has overdrafted my checking account 4 times, huzzah!!!
@roymakescomics 3 жыл бұрын
Up your revenue and stop buying shit you can't afford.. have you learned nothing from Tim's tirades about boomers mortgaging our futures away?
@lexyb5008 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, that 1st clip of the stand up was legendary! 100% Iconic clip imo
@bluelinepatriot 3 жыл бұрын
It's about god damn time... I've been waiting forever for this golden podcast!!
@chrish1129 3 жыл бұрын
The neon reflecting on that wood is magical
@richardsmith6081 3 жыл бұрын
Lex is like he got left by the aliens last night and a tie no problem
@rustyshack1707 3 жыл бұрын
You handled the heckler nurse beautifully Tim, couldn't have said it better.
@manny6871 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy D, you and Ben are in my top 2. I'm a Patreon and listen / watch everything of yours that hits KZfaq. Thank you for being one of the very few breaths of fresh air over the last year. You're hilarious and spot on. But pease stay consistent or let us know you don't plan to be. If you choose to take the people who listen for granted than don't be surprised when the lights turn on and l you're standing by yourself.
@eskimointhisworld 3 жыл бұрын
This show is literally the only true joy in my life rn. I burst out loud laughing and it takes my mind of off all the boredom.
@Calyrekt 3 жыл бұрын
Are you really eskimo/inuit? Do u eat whale blubber? Post pics
@Mox_Normandy 3 жыл бұрын
1:50:00 its the little moments where Tim gets giddy about pretending to give the speech at the wedding you get to see him slip into silly goose time.
@g.marion5888 3 жыл бұрын
I'm thankful for those with a platform who see ALL the causalities from this dystopian nightmare we're living through, and to squeeze laughs out of it takes serious talent.
@HumanN8ture 3 жыл бұрын
The nurse bit is the reason why Tim Dillon is a true master, and will bring world peace to all at the eleventh hour!
@Apocalyptica916 3 жыл бұрын
Omg that Titi Jerry interview Chris D did was WILD
@MrLextune 3 жыл бұрын
"When you look at the numbers."
@alecalfaras5936 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing as always thank you
@businessbuilder92 3 жыл бұрын
I was jus finishing lookin at all the patreons 👍 thanks
@mayurkrip 3 жыл бұрын
I don't want Tim to be mainstream. And no fancy studio.
@2010kgurl 3 жыл бұрын
He's too offensive to be mainstream. In the best way possible.
@rasifkhandoker3104 3 жыл бұрын
His numbers say he’s mainstream. But his production value, content and general aesthetic say he’s not.
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
That would be awful!
@Jess-kn8vl 3 жыл бұрын
Mainstream ruins it. Its like finding that dive bar that is absolutely lit lol
@centurionl 3 жыл бұрын
Same, i never tell people about him cuz i want him to remain on the low
@finnconnell9832 3 жыл бұрын
Tim was on Two Bears One Cave again!
@BabyFoodChewer 3 жыл бұрын
Wait when? Didn’t see the second one
@MrNeverclot 3 жыл бұрын
It would be a lot cooler if he just took Barts place
@1LouSassel 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrNeverclot But Burt is the live laugh track.
@finnconnell9832 3 жыл бұрын
@@BabyFoodChewer wasn’t a guest but he was the subject of like the last 10 minutes(who’s hotter Bert or Tim)
@finnconnell9832 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrNeverclot I know everyone hates on him, but I still love Brent
@Qualia. 3 жыл бұрын
Thx for the laughs this morning...I really needed that. :)
@f123raptor 3 жыл бұрын
The way Tim responded to the nurse was actually really sweet.
@Eulogy466 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks tim i was literally just thinking of you and ben posted it. Also i’m gay
@unofficialAJP 3 жыл бұрын
While I understand the anger coming from some patreon members, this is really good fodder for my piracy fetish.
@Nahbruhsheesh 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim constantly tries to make this not about his body. Tim- we are all here for your looks, not the jokes!
@TheElectricUnderground 3 жыл бұрын
Tim s patreon is very lit by the way, there are years worth of archives that are fantastic, been listening to the backlog for a month now
@chriswienandt736 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing podcast watched the whole thing
@Stimros_halabad 3 жыл бұрын
No lies here.
@TheAverageSavage1021 3 жыл бұрын
Yas or yas?
@PsycHeal 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't choose to spend my Saturday night any other way
@Mr.Meeseeks024 3 жыл бұрын
I could take at least 2 points off your golf game.
@realbanger 3 жыл бұрын
Saw Tim Dillon last night in Houston. Gave him a handshake and told him he’s my inspiration. He’s the only reason I have hope for this shite time period. Truth can still exist.
@2010kgurl 3 жыл бұрын
I see him in two weeks in Austin! Hopefully I can get into Clubhouse...
@ShatterNWO 3 жыл бұрын
you didn't kneel before him? traitor
@bluev7427 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShatterNWO 😂
@ShatterNWO 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluev7427 I'm a straight dude and its going in my mouth, no cap.
@realbanger 3 жыл бұрын
@@2010kgurl amazing show had everyone in the room dying
@heidi7151 3 жыл бұрын
The Gulf of Mexico is 10 miles from downtown Houston but Tim flies to Tampa to experience the opposite side of the same exact Gulf. Goddamn rich people.
@alancantu2557 3 жыл бұрын
Chubby privilege
@heidi7151 3 жыл бұрын
@@alancantu2557 Ugh!!!
@samus598 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's materialistic and hard to satisfy but he sure is creative and fun! Wait till you hear about all the things he did as an intern talent scout for Woody Allen before his move to Little Saint James (emphasis on little) where he met Joe Rogan, the rest is history.
@dhaltonmiller1215 3 жыл бұрын
@@samus598 noooo
@heidi7151 3 жыл бұрын
@@Folk_Elyk 13:00
@baygannon 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy how In this day Tim has to explain, “you know, make fun”... - a comedian
@ezyryder11 3 жыл бұрын
People just never agree about what’s okay to joke about and what’s beyond the pale. Most would agree that making racist jokes and then saying “It’s just a joke, don’t you get it?” is not cool or funny. I don’t know what he said or whether it’s reasonable to find it beyond the pale. Whatevs.
@alexbrown1510 3 жыл бұрын
Lol "Sheath Underwear" obviously ain't paying
@justinlee5958 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite podcast. You guys are the shit!
@whitexchina 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a nurse & people are dying" 😂
@pdizzle5046 3 жыл бұрын
Tim have a throwback episode with devan, ray and Ben back on that fuckin porch. No rogan talk. Just yelling about the horrors of society.
@ayylmao889y 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is amazing but he was at his best right after Epstein died
@charlesfloyd1733 3 жыл бұрын
Ray kump struggles so much to complete a sentence 😭😭
@dboyagod 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is really for the people! Love this dude.
@B-RaDD 3 жыл бұрын
the first best of patreon was hilarious......probably my favorite rant ever is the Tim Dillon running for president free health care question. Genius and Brilliant
@theremingtonjames 3 жыл бұрын
Was at the Houston show tonight & Tim lit the whole place up! 🔥 Oh & Dan Carney is actually funny
@emmureify 3 жыл бұрын
You’re the goat
@silentsam222 3 жыл бұрын
you mean the opener?
@dthcorehvy 3 жыл бұрын
Good to know
@joanncaribbeanfan4505 3 жыл бұрын
Aren't you supposed to be top comment each week? You're Tim's personal trainer. Right? He's one Hell of a walking billboard 💪
@mattsharpe3989 3 жыл бұрын
His name is 'the opener'