“He would make outrageous claims that he invented the question mark,” That one got me.
@memeicusgaming21973 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@nejiman123 жыл бұрын
Memeicus Gaming what are the odds that Dr Evil’s father invented the “?” mark? Slim to none lol that was the joke
@Danielo1973 жыл бұрын
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy
@zachf94643 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud on that one. Very Steven Wright-esque.
@vhampyre013 жыл бұрын
"There really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It's breath-taking...I suggest you...try it..." - changed my life.
@RedTV88888 жыл бұрын
Dr. Evil is seriously one of the funniest characters ever written
@guitarguy20538 жыл бұрын
It's the laugh that does it, I think
@joeleoni52738 жыл бұрын
Definitely and it's what he says not really his "laugh".
@williamhays92327 жыл бұрын
+GuitarGuy fat bastard makes it for me.
@NikanDragosysSerpenDra7 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!!!!
@Chrismasfish7 жыл бұрын
Mike Myers based Dr. Evil on Lorne Michaels
@felixculpa41922 жыл бұрын
"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough".... love it LOL
@SmallDragon78042 жыл бұрын
'What are you, some kind of freak?'
@thomasbello65902 жыл бұрын
“My cycloptic colleague “ kills me every time
@PimpDragon1086 жыл бұрын
I swear, Dr. Evil telling his history during the therapy session is one of the single funniest things I've ever seen in a film! Brilliant delivery of an utterly insane monologue!
@brianrunyon2664 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@Whocareswins174 жыл бұрын
The part about the meat helmets and his father getting loaded and claiming he invented the question mark are solid gold. I would really like to ask Mike Myers where he came up with this shit. Honestly, I bet he was toking up and writing this script.
@devonc39484 жыл бұрын
"The sort of general malaise that only the genius posses and the insane lament" fantastic lol
@tommerker80634 жыл бұрын
@@devonc3948 "he would accuse chest nuts of being lazy...." why? xD
@dr.bright62724 жыл бұрын
He was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds, received a scribe and had his testicles ritualistically shaved. His child hood seems pretty standard for evil geniuses.
@lonestar67094 жыл бұрын
_"I have a better idea... I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation, involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."_ Every James Bond movie ever.
@chaoscoordinator52634 жыл бұрын
and he is more credible than Blofeld in Spectre
@benjaminr82294 жыл бұрын
The entire franchise is making fun of the bond movies 🤦🏻♂️
@Mr_Cognito4 жыл бұрын
That's kinda the point of Austin powers to make fun of movies like that
@nazzeem_43884 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminr8229 ReAlLy I cOuLd NeVeR tElL
@eprimeify20904 жыл бұрын
Benjamin R It actually makes fun of Bond parodies. It’s a parody of parodies.
@chrishandsome42673 жыл бұрын
Michael Myers is one of the most underrated comedic geniuses of our time
@Lazylasagna1232 жыл бұрын
Yes he is, and if you do the research, look at an extensive cast list of the 3 movies, he actually plays more characters in the franchise than any other actor.
@Nuggettha80sguy2 жыл бұрын
In Haddonfield huh take a seat
@viscountrainbows64522 жыл бұрын
Then The Cat In The Hat happened..
@viscountrainbows64522 жыл бұрын
@@Lazylasagna123 Gotdang he's basically White Eddie Murphy.
@bobyerickgaming54352 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 the cat in the hat made mike myers considered the god of all comedic personalities.... although maybe i just like the chesire scene and thats it
@matthewrzeszutko56012 жыл бұрын
I can't put into words how much I loved these movies as a teen. Decades later, still up there in my favorites.
@jshepard152 Жыл бұрын
Same. But then I had an unfortunate smelting accident...
@Birdyflu038 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes he would make outrageous claims like he 'Invented the Question mark' " I lose it at this everytime haha
@jacknewsome29817 жыл бұрын
You sir are not alone
@nextgengamerjc6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Taylor my favorite quote he ever said was "Sharks with freaking Lazer beems attached to there heads"
@davidross29756 жыл бұрын
Pretty standard really.
@ss-un1ft6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Taylor coc
@officialcoleslaw64336 жыл бұрын
Ryan Taylor same💀😂
@MasterArchfiend4 жыл бұрын
I love how he's an evil scientist whose doctorate is in evil medicine.
@averongodoffire80983 жыл бұрын
It was his parents idea but his passion laid in engineering rather then medicine
@MasterArchfiend3 жыл бұрын
@@averongodoffire8098 Good for him. Not only getting the degree, but still having it in him to follow his passions after all that work.
@sunnybaudelaire77023 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@chrisweidner47683 жыл бұрын
Like Fraudci.
@Makarosc2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisweidner4768 not to be confused with Fauci who frequently has nonsensical bullshit made up about him
@CT-mf7ll3 жыл бұрын
“When I was insolent I was placed in a burlak bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard, really.” That one had me and my friends dying laughing
@donaldcornchowder91122 жыл бұрын
Burlap
@zackthebongripper72742 жыл бұрын
His family monologue is priceless.
@subjectdelta47584 жыл бұрын
“Don’t mess with me, I’m one crazy mofo”. ~ Dr. Evil.
@ericmorang39034 жыл бұрын
I had to pop a cop because he wasn't giving me my props in Oak Town.
@lwzeis4 жыл бұрын
No? I heard that somewhere...
@nieznanyx4 жыл бұрын
also Trump lol
@orbison3 жыл бұрын
Scott: You're an idiot.
@bobgillis11373 жыл бұрын
"You will own nothing ! Und you vill be happy !" or else.
@deathbylife3sAnD7s7 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster." - Dr. Evil
@Reprodestruxion6 жыл бұрын
Swinger
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby6 жыл бұрын
deathbylife Cheech and Chong are quaking. 😂😂
@impossiblecrazyrc82995 жыл бұрын
This still holds true today
@normallynimamaamwalkstrong93835 жыл бұрын
lmao. Dr. Evil throwing truthbombs!
@greysky12524 жыл бұрын
This hit hard.
@raerae64222 жыл бұрын
The monologue about his childhood is pure genius. One of the best monologues from any movie.
@rahulshah14088 ай бұрын
And the way he hijacks the therapy session…. It’s like Dave Chapelle and Bob Sagat in half baked…. I’m not an addict.
@SH00T_TH3PUMP3 жыл бұрын
"Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons, and hold the world hostage" 😂😂😂
@mojothehelpermonkey11766 жыл бұрын
My wife said she'd divorce me if i quoted Dr. Evil one more time. I told her to Shhh
@jwb28144 жыл бұрын
Mojo the Helper Monkey Hope you have a whole bag of them
@ScarlettDuchess4 жыл бұрын
This comment is GOLD! 😂
@Diarmuhnd4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's still married. :)
@laffytaffy63624 жыл бұрын
Shoulda told her to zip it
@Name-ps9fx4 жыл бұрын
Shh. SHHHH!
@threesugarssevensugars21133 жыл бұрын
His speech at the counselling session is genuinely one of the best movie monologues to this day
@NikeAureliusSnow Жыл бұрын
"Summer in Ragoon" Rangoon was a Japanese Concentration Camp 😅😅
@ChrMuslimThor Жыл бұрын
And there truly is nothing like a shorn scrotum.
@randomuser5443 Жыл бұрын
@@NikeAureliusSnow Makes sense for someone who graduated from evil doctor school
@luxie8097 Жыл бұрын
@@NikeAureliusSnow it's more likely referring to the city in Myanmar/Burma
@giggsy42 Жыл бұрын
Just watched all three with my daughter, she was screaming with laughter. not watched for years, man Dr Evil is absolute genius.
@robd45212 жыл бұрын
"My childhood was typical.....summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, we'd make meat helmets..." Absolutely brilliant. Piss myself everytime I watch these. Funniest movies EVER! Thank you Mike Myers .
@shayZero4 жыл бұрын
"He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" It's such a quick line but its a screamer
@SunBunz4 жыл бұрын
Stoney Wan that’s like, the weirdest most random thing I’ve ever heard. 😂
@gamleskalle14 жыл бұрын
Well, everybody knows whalenuts are the laziest nut.
@gamleskalle14 жыл бұрын
They are lazy compared to peanuts.
@-Patali-4 жыл бұрын
In the spring we'd make meat helmets
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker4 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean?
@jimreily75384 жыл бұрын
"The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament." One of the greatest lines ever written.
@puddlel1ama3274 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I quote that on regular basis
@Strummie4 жыл бұрын
The whole monologue is gold.
@davidoverstreet28752 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. That might be one of the top 10 most memorable lines in movie history. So witty
@dillonponis5982 жыл бұрын
Monologue, malaise, lament, sheesh, that's some serious vocab
@iramkumar782 жыл бұрын
Come to think of it, yeah!
@kyleneopperman618610 ай бұрын
That monologue while he vividly describes the details of his childhood, Weill forever be one of the most well written monologues about nonsense
@gotgotgone3 жыл бұрын
These movies make me so nostalgic for the early 2000s, I really need to go back and rewatch.
@50kZeke4 жыл бұрын
“Your the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie not even enough”😂
@thisguyhere66414 жыл бұрын
Just like today's music is quasi-good, semi-good, the margarine of good, and even the Diet Coke of good! Just one calorie! Not even enough! #LOL
@hoilst4 жыл бұрын
"WHAT URR YOU - SOME KINDA FREAK?"
@thisguyhere66414 жыл бұрын
@@hoilst THE WORLD IS MINE! THE WORLD IS MINE! #LOL
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
Margarine of evil
@casedistorted3 жыл бұрын
Not 😈 evil enough
@Allyspill4 жыл бұрын
“Why make trillions when we can make....billions?” 🤣
@BOLTHEAD6193 жыл бұрын
4:45-4:48 😝
@shirellharrison1022 жыл бұрын
"A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts."
@willywins04462 жыл бұрын
"Alright, zip it."
@opticalreality29912 жыл бұрын
Why make trillions when we can make….Quintillion’s?
@monsterislandtales57882 жыл бұрын
“You know you can’t even” “Zip it!!”
@lukeskywalker25662 жыл бұрын
The banter between Dr. Evil and Scotty are the best😂
@AuryanneАй бұрын
I love Scotty haha
@davidoverstreet28752 жыл бұрын
I had a poster on my wall for years with the picture of him with his pinky at the edge of his lip, with the quote in front of the group of people about his childhood printed over the image. Great stuff. Mike was at his greatest at that time as far as comedic creativity. All those quotes were classic, great, really funny Dr. Evil quotes! I saw every movie in the theater
@nicknekro6663 жыл бұрын
"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark" and "hed accuse chestnuts of being lazy" had me on the floor
@hamzealameddine82682 жыл бұрын
care to explain the jokes
@nicknekro6662 жыл бұрын
@@hamzealameddine8268 sure if you think you need the help
@meduseld66102 жыл бұрын
@@hamzealameddine8268 It's absurdist, akin to Monty Python
@alexstewart86626 ай бұрын
Carpet or tiles?
@andrewprice9431Ай бұрын
5:05 zip it
@GoneGirl26054 жыл бұрын
We’re missing “how bout NO!! You crazy Dutch bastard” 😂😂😂 he’s the best.
@justinsmolik28342 жыл бұрын
That's from the 3rd movie. Maybe a video of his quotes from THHAT movie is coming
@gilbert8162 Жыл бұрын
@@justinsmolik2834 it says Dr. Evil quotes, not specifying from one movie. Not to mention it mixed in the sequel too.
@chas.5009 Жыл бұрын
Scott, " just gimme your gun and I'll go in there and put one right between his eyes, like right now! right now! Dr evil, " how about no Scott, I've been an evil fricken scientist for 30 fricken years. Throw me a frickin bone here."
@skyofthelivingdead3 жыл бұрын
“You know Scott. I've been a frickin evil doctor for 30 frickin years ok. Cut me some frickin slack”
@MDK224203 жыл бұрын
For some reason the line that pops into my head the most in regular situations is "How Bout No, Scott, Ok?"
@Cuzjudd2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@HeyItsKaylee3335 жыл бұрын
"Now, Mr. Evil-" "DOCTOR Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mr., thank you very much." 😂😂😂
@Leader73533 жыл бұрын
The creators of phineas and ferb used this line
@racketman2u3 жыл бұрын
I suspect that joke has more than one level; up until very recently, a "Dr" became a "Mr" when he was accepted into the Royal College Of Surgeons.
@yidy12 жыл бұрын
"Doctor Jill" Biden...
@ajarofpickles28262 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect the degree he didn’t spend a decade in evil medical school to be called Mr for god sake
@CannibalWHORE224 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t spend 6 years in evil medical school to be addressed as Mister!”😂
@eltoncdb3 жыл бұрын
Marvel reuse this joke in Dr. Strange
@EndlessSummer8882 жыл бұрын
@@eltoncdb And a real woman used it and whined about it on Twitter after a flight attendant called her "Miss O'Dwyer" instead of "Dr. O'Dwyer." "I did not spend 8 years in university to be called Miss."
@larshofler8298 Жыл бұрын
@@eltoncdb Marvel has no innovation or idea. They just recycle stuff and pile CGI on it
@TheAnchorArmsChad3 жыл бұрын
And he still played him on the Tonight Show AND SNL What a freaking legend!
@React2Quick2 жыл бұрын
"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy." XD
@FusRoDah28 жыл бұрын
Honestly some of the greatest movies in existence.
@DarthRushy8 жыл бұрын
+FusRoDah2 Maybe the first one, but the other two weren't that funny. Goldmember was really bad.
@FusRoDah28 жыл бұрын
DarthRushy I disagree, I thought they were all hilarious.
@DarthRushy8 жыл бұрын
FusRoDah2 I guess I found it funnier when they parodied Bond. Later on, it just went crazy.
@DarthRushy8 жыл бұрын
***** I guess I just found Myers's riffing on James Bond funnier than his own comedy. Stuff like Fat Bastard, Mini-Me, Goldmember, the time travelling etc. never connected me. The only thing that the sequels did better was adding the musical numbers. And Scott turning evil at the end of Goldmember was awesome. But that's pretty much all.
@thedude26098 жыл бұрын
+DarthRushy You don't see the connection of the sequels still riffing the Bond movies?
@bryanbokser08217 жыл бұрын
I love the way he says "testicles" in the therapy scene
@dianekeane7740 Жыл бұрын
Seriously love the: "Just one calorie ; not evil enough" scene.
@KenChanNoodleDAI2 жыл бұрын
“My cycloptic colleague” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
@Jagdtoq9 жыл бұрын
Just 1 calorie, not evil enough
@ricardocancholagutierrez69836 жыл бұрын
Just a houndred like's, not evil enough
@BrickwallStudios08 жыл бұрын
"Why make trillions when we could make... billions" and that inner laugh
@DrEvil-wx2hm6 жыл бұрын
Stop stealing my quotes you a holes!
@juliabailey96855 жыл бұрын
"A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts"
@TheDarkwingj5 жыл бұрын
@@juliabailey9685 all right zip it!
@jordan91644 жыл бұрын
That close up and the music makes it better 😂
@Drummafolife4 жыл бұрын
A trillion is more than a billion numbnuts
@mikeywest49222 жыл бұрын
“Oww. You shot me you a hole.” I quote that all the time 🤣
@gretacarter34982 жыл бұрын
“So I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frieken laser beems attached to their heads” !!! 🤣🤣 - one of my family’s favorite Austin Powers quotes !
@scratchers79168 жыл бұрын
" I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mr, thankyou very much" lol Then his run down of his family history. "Testickkles."
@gamerheart81484 жыл бұрын
scratcher s it seems like a waste of time if he ends up being good in the end.
@burpostockings4 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a shorn scrotum
@mikecabral24203 жыл бұрын
I love Austin's reaction to Dr. Evil not being his father. Like even he realizes how dumb it was for him to believe it. It's even funnier when in Goldmember you realize he knows his father so he doesn't even have the excuse of not knowing him.
@raven4k998 Жыл бұрын
did you ever make meat helmets in the spring?🤣
@slewone490510 ай бұрын
well, they are related. DOn't you see the family resemblance.
@alessandromulas271310 ай бұрын
I was hoping for a Luke Skywalker style line like Noo its not true it s impossibleeeee
@nicholasbuffington50022 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." ~ Dr. Evil
@CyberBeep_kenshi3 жыл бұрын
Dr Evil: frigging sharks with frigging lasers attached to their heads Greene: hold my jewish space lasers!
@AceLM927 жыл бұрын
"evidently my cycloptic colleague" makes me laugh
@user-qj9cg2uj9o6 жыл бұрын
HeadBangerAust at that part numbers 2's face is like what the fuck did you call
@diabloson73724 жыл бұрын
"When a problem comes along, you must zip it"
@scottbowlden24764 жыл бұрын
Wa-chow
@MyKirby884 жыл бұрын
diablo son zip it good lol 😂
@Noirenoe3 жыл бұрын
Zip it good
@roxanneweichinger93182 жыл бұрын
😀Ex-zip-it!😂
@jacksdad232 жыл бұрын
Wa-cah zip it good
@donaldopajcini2 жыл бұрын
I cry laughing no matter how many times watch this.
@roxanneweichinger93182 жыл бұрын
“It’s friggin’ freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth!”😂
@Chrismasfish7 жыл бұрын
"Remember when I told we're not so different, you and I?" (cue scene from first movie) "We're not so different, you and I!" "See? I did say that!"
@BL-mf3jp Жыл бұрын
Very clever now WHERE’S GOLDMEMBER?!
@Flip-a-dip-dip3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Dr. Doofenshmirtz was heavily inspired by Dr. evil.
@storyteller22853 жыл бұрын
He’s like a G-rated Dr. Evil lol
@DgardsGaming3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a little bit but I wouldn’t say 100%
@TTeuio69694203 жыл бұрын
@Milos Petrovic close
@Noirenoe3 жыл бұрын
@Milos Petrovic a cartoon character
@nojorooney3 жыл бұрын
Either way both are hilarious and arguably the best villains ever
@sk8element19192 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites wasn't on here. When the chair keeps spinning on its own and he screams "I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST"
@Cuzjudd2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@robbase52352 жыл бұрын
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
@SirAlexOfTheGuitar Жыл бұрын
I'm really upset that dating apps don't allow enough characters to write the whole Dr. Evil monologue. That's a guaranteed match IMHO.
@ScarlettDuchess4 жыл бұрын
Dr Evil: I am your father. Austin: Really? Dr Evil: No, not really. I can't back that up. 😂😂😂😂
@michaelmckinnon15913 жыл бұрын
Dr. Evil trying to impersonate Darth Vader.
@yunidai163 жыл бұрын
Ironically, they are both brothers, explaining their similar faces.
@odysseusrex59082 жыл бұрын
@@yunidai16 And then James Bond ripped off that plot device from Austin Powers!
@SharneseH2 жыл бұрын
@@odysseusrex5908 shit it was the last sequel so he was just like fuck it lmaoooo
@jim2245 Жыл бұрын
Austin: Right...idiot😆
@amandal14885 жыл бұрын
"My cycloptic colleague" lmao how did I miss that
@strongman44514 жыл бұрын
I just now got it myself after all these years
@casedistorted3 жыл бұрын
That line used to always get me. Still does.
@hotpocketoverlord78003 жыл бұрын
And the look the dude got was hilarious
@butter_akbar26883 жыл бұрын
300th like
@walterzamalis48462 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Dr Evil majored in Evil Medicine just to leave his job at Johnson and Johnson for the empty promise of sharks with frickin’ “laser beams” attached to their heads
@rogerthepink23192 жыл бұрын
Yes
@KopperNeoman2 жыл бұрын
Pfitzer were hiring, it's all right.
@dundog2 жыл бұрын
“Zip it, zipp it zippi, zippi zippi” lmaoo just the way it goes on kills me
@raykazmi85215 жыл бұрын
"You're the diet coke of evil" - Dr Evil
@ericmorang39034 жыл бұрын
Just one calorie, not evil enough!
@michaelbale90674 жыл бұрын
One cal, not enough
@davegaeng68619 жыл бұрын
You missed the funniest one of all ,,, "Welcome to me nuclear submarine ,,,, it's long and hard and full of seamen." LMAO !
@maxwellsope36298 жыл бұрын
lmao!
@TheDemonicJuggalette8 жыл бұрын
+Dave Gaeng He said "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!"
@hansesa45867 жыл бұрын
Dr. Evil. You look very toight. Yesh, toight like a toiger. Yesh, Yesh! Yesh. Yesh. You look like a macho man. **VILLAGE PEOPOL**
@michaelknight10185 жыл бұрын
@@hansesa4586 Yea Goldmember, I don't speak FREAKY DEAKEY Dutch. And also that's one thing a man doesn't say to another man now a days, yea a little wrong😄
@Nominay5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@atm10583 жыл бұрын
It took me till adulthood to realize that Mike Myers plays both Austin Powers and Dr. Evil. My mother was so ashamed of me.
@yundo35742 жыл бұрын
Just to let you know, he also played the role of fat bastard as well, he literally carried the movie on his back without mentioning that he was the one who wrote and produced it.
@Erebos9312 жыл бұрын
Well in the previous to last scene he did say: "We're not so different you and I"
@supernovagirl5741 Жыл бұрын
I thought he was a separate actor until I was about 18 lmao
@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza Жыл бұрын
2:45 meanwhile at the WEF
@keithbellew41017 жыл бұрын
I want chicken, I want liver, meow-mix, meow-mix please deliver
@fairlyfeminine86306 жыл бұрын
Keith Bellew I was about to comment it myself- but I saw you
@BashisWrestling5 жыл бұрын
Keith Bellew meow mix really missed the chance to have him be the spokesperson
@husseinmarquez6735 жыл бұрын
I really sing this when I'm feeding my cats hahahahaha
@melissasaint32834 жыл бұрын
As a teen, one of my friends had a clip of that, which he tried playing at half speed. We laughed like fools. "it's breath taking, I suggest you try it"
@rikosaikawa90244 жыл бұрын
i wants not i want for the first one
@lewisallen32328 жыл бұрын
'Why make trillions when we can make....billions.' 😂
@dibbidydoo43188 жыл бұрын
+Lewis Allen Why make billions when we can make millions...
@redeemedrevan11648 жыл бұрын
+Nikeimizhong why make thousands when we can make hundreds?
@dibbidydoo43188 жыл бұрын
Wrath of Dawn Can't get any higher than that.
@pizzaruby51408 жыл бұрын
+Damien Green Why make hundreds when we can make....tens.
@bunniesandbutteflies20137 жыл бұрын
Why make tens when you can make units? (That's what they are called right?)
@ryanroma57243 жыл бұрын
5:31 certified Asian parents to their kids
@stumac8693 жыл бұрын
Now just looks like a meeting at the World Economic Forum.
@redruneer20104 жыл бұрын
"Austin Powers...He's the snake to my mongoose...or the mongoose to my snake, either way, it's bad. I don't know animals." LMAO watching his eyes as he thinks about if he messed up is great. This is an all-time favorite quote.
We dont can , we spam Mice! At the gourmet chef pick-eting city office foods.
@madockjones51294 жыл бұрын
"HOW BOUT NOO!"
@asheisbored_4 жыл бұрын
lol I read this just as the part came on
@theryanreynoldsfan36742 жыл бұрын
6:56 He said “It’s Frickin’ Freezin’ in here Mr Bigglesworth”
@natalie8518 Жыл бұрын
How can people just not find this hilarious...when I tell people this is favorite film...
@BradJonesPSN7 жыл бұрын
why have one million views when you could have.... one hundred thousand views.😃
@connor_walker7 жыл бұрын
this comment deserves a trillion likes
@Pankar137 жыл бұрын
+Connor Walker Yes, but why have a trillion likes when you could have.....a billion likes, huh?
@Chrismasfish7 жыл бұрын
+Panos Im - "a trillion is more than a billion, numb nuts."
@centurion71447 жыл бұрын
+Chris Mike you obviously don't get the joke numb nuts
@Chrismasfish7 жыл бұрын
+Red Hood - my comment was in quotes for a reason, numb nuts. I was posting what Scott said.
@Frankincensedjb1234 жыл бұрын
His speech at the family counseling session slays me every time
@johnlong6041 Жыл бұрын
"I'm going to get you Austin Powers!! It's frickin freezing in here Mr. Bigglesworth!" 🥶😂😂😂🤣
@ColinCartoons3 жыл бұрын
This movie was way ahead of its time
@seanhartnett795 жыл бұрын
Austin I am your father. Really? No not really. I can’t back that up. Lol!
@raccoonnerd4054 жыл бұрын
Come next movie, surprise you're actually brothers.
@profkuro4 жыл бұрын
Sean Hartnett right, idiot
@jonathonrossebo17833 жыл бұрын
@@raccoonnerd405 I know. That's the ironic twist🤨🤔.
@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys49123 жыл бұрын
Right idiot yes
@seanhartnett793 жыл бұрын
That one was classic.
@okrajoe8 жыл бұрын
All Dr. Evil quotes are best.
@joet88628 жыл бұрын
pretty standard really
@acek88347 жыл бұрын
+Joe T Riiight...
@joet88627 жыл бұрын
Ace K throw me a frickin' bone here!
@ZenoFromTheElea7 жыл бұрын
Joe T, shh! Just know I have a whole bag of "shh" with your name on it.
@ZenoFromTheElea7 жыл бұрын
Joe T Let me tell you a story about man named Shh.
@dannydelcerro4 ай бұрын
I listen to this every morning on the way to work.
@jeremiahwallace2275 Жыл бұрын
I’ve just suddenly realised how much I miss Dr Evil, undoubtedly more evil than Bloafield and Goldfinger, yet more relatable to the audience than anyone cares to admit. I mean, how many of us want to threaten the world with nuclear weapons, and extort billions of dollars from the world governments for us not to press that big shiny red button?
@wyattszakacs34574 жыл бұрын
“The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament” is by far one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard
@katarinalove8649 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@AmariFukui8 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this, literally the best villain ever.
@DrEvil-wx2hm6 жыл бұрын
Barney Collington thanks
@obi5015 жыл бұрын
Jeff Vader?
@OfficialYondoth5 жыл бұрын
Barney Collington You, my friend, need to watch Austin powers when you gate the chance.
@starbeast1.0904 жыл бұрын
shh
@jordansmith6304 жыл бұрын
The laser sharks are fortnite
@johncheetham4607 Жыл бұрын
Great upload thankyou. That one on Jerry Springer always gets along with the zip it one. All good stuff.
@Pittsburghpilot2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely genius comedy! I hope we get to see more!
@phoenixfire838 жыл бұрын
"Ow! You shot me you a-hole." 😂😂
@thedude26098 жыл бұрын
+Jaime Miles Release the Globe!!! Oh, owe... well congratulations numb nuts you've succeeded in turning me into a freakin Jack in the Box! Get it off get it off...its dark its, I'm ok, I'm ok
@Cdoodle238 жыл бұрын
Zip it
@arminarlert99748 жыл бұрын
+The Guy Named Scream shh.shh.shh
@DrEvil-wx2hm6 жыл бұрын
Stop stealing my quotes you a holes!
@jeffshillcutt68187 жыл бұрын
I wish these clips included "And Frau, you look so.........riiiiiiiiggght"
@luiszelaya86984 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaa
@nick566774 жыл бұрын
I really loved how she looked the exact same 30 years in the past 😂
@annescholey65464 жыл бұрын
Ja
@chimericalical Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is how Bloomfield In James Bond was extensively rewritten and revised to avoid looking too much like Dr. Evil
@nigeldean3726 Жыл бұрын
Blofeld lol
@silverentertainment38242 жыл бұрын
The greatest line from Dr. Evil is "nothing worse then an aging hipster"
@megamarsonic8 жыл бұрын
"I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent."
@horaciolorenzo44644 жыл бұрын
If there’s one thing I learned here it’s to call him DR. Evil.. he’s earned it!
@219garry2 жыл бұрын
This movie was an instant classic. Right up there with Airplane and Naked Gun
@WHEELSBRANUM3 жыл бұрын
I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it🤣😁. That was a preemptive shh. I tried this on my tweenage son and it worked!! Of course I had to get up off the floor I was laughing so hard. 🤣!
@EmGBlackout8 жыл бұрын
LIQUID HOT MAGMAHHHH
@chuckcalkins55465 жыл бұрын
Maximus Argentus Hilarious as hell! Liquid Hot Magma!
@goldprime1185 жыл бұрын
We will heat it up with the *TRACKTER BEAM*
@Dontmess5504 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jediskunk675 жыл бұрын
RIP Verne Troyer A.K.A. Mini Me 1969-2018.
@DoctorDew Жыл бұрын
I needed this. Thanks
@FortheTimehasComePeter6 жыл бұрын
*"That was a pre-emptive shhh.. and I've got a whole bag of shhh.. with your name on it."* (if I had a buck everytime I've used that quote on my kid) 😁😁😁
@chlobo1234 жыл бұрын
For the Time has Come; 1Peter 4 :17 if I had a buck for every time my parents used that line on my brother and I. 😂
@TBoneTony4 жыл бұрын
Perhaps one of the most funniest villain made.
@a.skywalker48824 жыл бұрын
Dr.Evil and Shooter McGavin are top tier.
@einundsiebenziger5488 Жыл бұрын
... "most funny*" or just "*funniest" ...
@literallya442ndclonetroope5 Жыл бұрын
@@einundsiebenziger5488 4:50
@raulrosas50688 ай бұрын
0:09 😂Dr. Evil being ghetto fabulous
@ReservoirPunk2 жыл бұрын
"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark" is by far the funniest line in the whole trilogy 😂😂😂😂😂