“Warning: contains strong language.” That’s... why I’m here.

"Chin up... Both of them" That was genius.

"I don't give any servicemen discounts." "Too bad, your old lady does!" SAVAGE 😂

"5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high." Forever my favorite

Let's be honest,when it comes down to insults,nobody beats the drill instructor from ''Full Metal Jacket.'' This guy turned insulting into a form of art.

I like the vintage insults. They prove you don't always need an endless stream of profanity for an exceptional funny insult. "Chin up, dear." "That's right; both of them."

Everything R Lee Ermey says in Full Metal Jacket could be on this list.

"Nevermind, dear. Chin up." "That's right. Both of them." Classic comebacks are the best comebacks.

"From what i hear You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat" hot diggity damn that burn

They've done two of these and still missed my favorite. "I wouldn't live with you if the world was flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."

"Is it true that you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight?" Want some ice for that burn?

"She lived to be 102 and when she had been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now." The older movies were savage as shit

If Whiplash was out, Fletcher would make half the list.

"Maybe you can tell us who first subjected the idea of reproduction without sex?" "Ummmmmmmm.......your wife?" DAAAAAAAaaaaaaammmmmn.......dat burn

I love how varied the insults are. Some are super vulgar, some childish and some are just good old fashion wit and sarcasm

"This man may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." Groucho Marx best one man

"were you always this STUPID did you take lessons?" "I-TOOK-LESSONS!!!!!!"

"My mommy says she wishes you were dead." -- Hippo kid, _Zootopia._

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”

*Groucho:* "Not that I care, but where is your husband?" *Lady:* "My husband is dead." *Groucho:* "I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse."

"a hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"

i like shrek the third's insult "that's a nice leotatd. oh, thank you. do they come in men's sizes?"

4:40. The way he delivers the line is PURE GOLD

Hey Vasquez....have you ever been mistaken for a Man? No!!!!!! Have you ???? Epiiiiiiiiiic!!!!!!

"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?"

7:58 This sassy little boy grew up to be Prince Zuko. Let that sink in.

"My bathmat means more to me than you" damn

"How tall are you private?" "Sir, 5'9 sir!" "5'9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?" hahahaha dude, I almost died from laughter

“Were you always so stupid or did you take lessons?” “I took lessons” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Batman:You still follow your Dad’s orders? Andrea:The way I see it, the only person in this room controlled by his parents is you. -Batman:Mask of the Phantasm

"does this suit make me look fat?' "no, your face does." im dying

"You juggler! You canker blossom! You thief of love!" - gotta love Shakespeare's grip on insults.

I've always been partial to "There are two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of them."

"He was so bad, the audience was still booing him during our set, that's how bad he was"... "This Is Spinal Tap"...

"Tastes like burger. I don't like you anymore" Oh man, that totally reminds me of the first real kiss I had. We had just had a salty roast beef dinner and yeah... I think you get the picture. Not pleasant in the least.

7:26 Clint Eastwood, what a legend, he has never failed to deliver a good burn when its needed

"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?" -- The one that probably hurt the most. Lol

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." - "Billy Madison" Unfortunately this is way too true in the real world today.

"You'd need three promotions to get to be an asshole!" Biloxi Blues - a great movie.

0:05 - Dumb & Dumber, His Girl Friday, Harry Potter 3, One-Eyed Jacks, Coming to America 0:33 - Happy Gilmore, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Vertical Limit, Cool Runnings, Big Jake 1:00 - Home Alone, The Hangover, Animal House, Duck Soup, Liar Liar 1:30 - Matilda, It Happened One Night, Anchorman, Full Metal Jacket, The Nutty Professor 2:02 - Rhinestone, The Nutty Professor, Bull Durham 2:30 - War Games, Caddyshack, Aliens, Tommy Boy, Ace in the Hole 3:00 - The Women, The Nutty Professor, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Scarface, The Breakfast Club 3:27 - The Little Rascals, It’s a Wonderful Life, Aladdin, Network, She’s All That 4:01 - Highlander, Of Human Bondage, Nine to Five, Erin Brockovich 4:34 - Clueless, Dumb & Dumber, The Silence of the Lambs, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Sweet Smell of Success 5:00 - Good Morning Vietnam, Biloxi Blues, A League of Their Own, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Monkey Business 5:29 - Duck Soup, Home Alone, The Ref, Point Break 5:59 - Repo Man, Revenge of the Nerds, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Hamlet 2, Heathers, Chasing Amy, Closer, Anchorman 6:30 - Shaft, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Fried Green Tomatoes, Planet of the Apes, Stand By Me, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer 7:01 - Bad Santa, Barfly, The Exorcist, White Men Can’t Jump, Horse Feathers, E.T., Heartbreak Ridge, The Blues Brothers 7:32 - A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Training Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, White Men Can’t Jump 7:57 - Hook, Flatliners, Hook, 8:30 - Nine Months, Six Pack, Hook, The Maltese Falcon 8:59 - Liar Liar, You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man, The Graduate 9:33 - Swimming with Sharks, The Long Good Friday, Pink Flamingos 10:06 - The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

-"Never mind, dear, chin up." -(chin up) -"That's right, both of them!"

5:16 That's truly one of the greatest insults I've ever heard!!

"5-foot-9? I didnt know they stacked shit that high".. LOL! I gotta rent that movie out again. One thing. I can't count how many times I've watched "The Good, Bad and Ugly".. but I never make out the insult Tuco yells at the end. Someone please help me..

I love that they included more clips from older films this time. A lot of great insults back then.

“He cheated” “Your mom cheated. That’s why you look like a plumber.”

At 2:10 "Oh Reggie I've heard of dreadlocks, but SHITLOCKS!?" Just one of my favorite and hilarious insults!!!

8:25 “Nearsighted gynecologist!” Hahahahaha! Gotta love Robin Williams and his genius improv abilities.

Well I guess I’d forgotten Robin Williams calling a child a nearsighted gynecologist in the middle of a Disney movie 😂

Don't forget, "Ugh, what is it? It's hideous!" "Well that's not very nice. It's just a Donkey"

The cowboys has to be one of the best movies ever made. Some of the best lines in movie history come from that movie. “Forgive me for the men I’ve killed in anger and those I’m about to”

2:25 lmao that fucking guy's reaction

4:40 is a perfect response to the one before it.

if only eddie murphy knew these dreadlocks were gonna be popular 20 years later, that nigga was ahead of his time

"My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead three days, she looked better than you do now." Everything about this is gold, but what makes it perfect is the great emphasis Woolley puts on the last word.

"Hey Vasquez - have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?" One of my favorites.

Robin Williams :'(

"I hearda dreadlocks but shitlocks" LMFAO

As tough as this guy seems, I always tell people my company commanders in boot camp were just as scary. One of them was a short, Filipino guy who didn't say a lot but could give you a stare that would make your soul piss in its pants and find a hole to crawl into.

"I bet with this hat you get a big bowl of soup, huh?" "Oh, it looks good on YOU though." Lmao. That always made me laugh

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go trough life son" Best insult ever

The entire opening scene from "Full Metal Jacket" could have taken up a big chunk of this compilation. Also, props to the "Pink Flamingos" insult neat the end. Mink Stole's dry delivery made the insult even more irritating to her victim. Good job! 😎😄🙂😍😱

7:32 I love how the insults go from Shakespeare to gangsta.

"The toilet store" Best insult ever.

Sir, 5 ft. 9, sir! 5 ft 9!? I didn't know they stack shit that high! looooooool Gotta love Full Metal Jacket.

"Remember, you are defending this womans honor, which is more than she ever did' Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont in Duck Soup

I loved The Departed's insult. Man: "Oh. Who the f*ck are you?" Sgt. Dignam: "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

The best insult is what my daughter came up with. One kid was teasing another kid about his weight. My daughter said “At lest he is bigger than your future.”

Whiteside's remark to the nurse in The Man Who Came to Dinner is one of my all-time favorites.

“Chin up!... that’s right, both of them” 😂

" You know Myra... Some people think your cute, but I think your one very large baked potato". Sly Stallone- Death race 2000

1:50 I'm going to use that on tall people

"Never-mind dear,chin up..." "THATS RIGHT,BOTH OF THEM!...." joan crawford is a legend

'hey, where did you get those clothes...at the...toilet store...?"

The Man Who Came To Dinner is one of my favorite classic movies now, and I entirely have this video to thank for making me aware of it.

" your breath is so stinky people look forward to your farts" LOL

9:14 SLLLLLLLLUUUT!!!!

"SLLLLLUT!" 😂😂😂😂😂 lol yooo that had me dyin

One of my favorites: Christopher Walken, "You would need 3 promotions just to be an asshole" lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

5:13 "My great Aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she'd been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now."

When I saw ET as a kid, penis breath became one of my favorite insults ever. I'm glad it made it on this list

2:30 is definitely my favourite

I'm glad you threw some of the classics in there. It's amazing how insults have evolved over the years

"H-hey... I thought you were tied up." "This is because you are stupid." The Mask of Zorro (1998) Simple and hilarious the way they worded it out. :D

"Bull shit it looks likethebestpartofyourandownthecrackofyourmomma'sassandwasleftasabrownstainonthematress!!! I think you've been cheated!

That Hook feast scene is the ultimate insult scene

I like the one when Al Bundy told that little girl after she insulted Al about working in a shoe store and Al Bundy said if you want to see your future, just look in the seat next to you. Lmao

5:12 is absolutely amazing

The one with Joan Cusack giving birth at 8:30 is from Nine Months.

One of my favorites, from “Liar, Liar” : “I’ve had better.”

One of my favorites is from an old movie called The Women (1939). "There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."

Rodney Dangerfield was the king of insults.

9:00 what goes on in my mind at school

I am sooo glad this popped up in my feed. That was absolutely f'kin awesome!!!

Where's white man can't jump, oh there it is.CLASSIC. 7:51

1:19 The father of insults

7:57 Ah, Prince Zuko...

The French Taunter has some of the best insults ever.

0:59)Another great John Wayne line. MY favorite is "Life is tough, but it is tougher if you are stupid." 1:50)The DI's ribbons are probably his own. Former USMC sergeant. Like Jackie Gleason in "the Bandit" movies, he mostly said what came to his mind.

"Face it...you're a neo maxi-zoom dweebie" 😂😂