#257

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Tim calls his father after not speaking for awhile to wish him a Happy Father's Day, talks The Book of Mormon's woke corrections, Hunter Biden's new life as a painter, and the new batch of Victoria's Secret Angels.
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@VA-gu1jq 3 жыл бұрын

Shoutout to the Sheath Underwear guy for letting Tim say whatever he wants!

@jamespadilla5703 3 жыл бұрын

The owner for some reason follows me on Twitter ,he's definitely a cool dude with a huge sense of humor He's quite amused by Tims ad reads

@Zgembo121 3 жыл бұрын

Sheath is the real mvp honestly

@sazimi101 3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏

@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын

@@jamespadilla5703 Oh, what a difference one letter makes, my friend. You wrote that the owner of Sheath Undies has "...quit being amused by Tim's ad reads...." Or do you mean he's QUITE amused? Soon, he will quite following you on Twitter, and you will be sad.

@Jalapeno101 3 жыл бұрын

He has to love it 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

@mohnjayer 3 жыл бұрын

Tim’s dad sounds like a really cool guy that should be on the show more

@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын

Happy Father's Day to the man who's son once told him he was a homosexual to distract him from the 100 dollars he stole.

@Downs-Indroam 3 жыл бұрын

I 'member

@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын

@Far=out=Aleins Jokes on you, tough guy. I can't read.

@Downs-Indroam 3 жыл бұрын

@Far=out=Aleins You spelled aliens wrong... Unless your name is really Alein and then I digress. If you did spell it wrong please don't criticize others on the internet. It's difficult winning arguments online if you can't smell (see?).

@nicholaswhitehead3437 3 жыл бұрын

@@Downs-Indroam 💀🤣 Holy shit that was funny

@Downs-Indroam 3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaswhitehead3437 God blesses you and shines light upon what you and your friends did last summer

@ElliottTimpf 3 жыл бұрын

Hunter selling paintings for $500,000 pretty much just confirms what a lot of people already speculated. Which is art’s primary purpose has become money laundering.

@susan908 3 жыл бұрын

Totally. Want to get in good with Joe (aka "the Big Guy) ? Here's a painting that will look great in your garage.

@jsp7218 3 жыл бұрын

Kinda like giving aid to Ukraine in exchange for a cushy job for his crack addict son to make millions for doing absolutely nothing

@russellm2555 3 жыл бұрын

NFTs

@jojo-ub5bw 3 жыл бұрын

All the elites do it. NFT is the new scam for the elites.

@bullmoosemedia 3 жыл бұрын

I can't wait until he sells his picture with his crack pipe as an NFT.

@disconnected22 3 жыл бұрын

He’s clearly settled into his Border Agent look 👮🏻‍♂️

@erpizzaiol5457 3 жыл бұрын

You need to be ICE cool when you live at the border 😎

@GATEWAY2MARS 3 жыл бұрын

💀

@jg7535 3 жыл бұрын

It's a tribute to the border as well as George Michael.

@AdamThoba2 3 жыл бұрын

its called bad hair and puff eyes bro..i know youre going to say your'e kidding so its cool

@doubledayband1208 3 жыл бұрын

Here for it

@andrewjokeke 3 жыл бұрын

The call to Tim’s “dad” almost had me in a ditch while driving. Hit several levels of humor. Iconic bit. One of the few times I’ve had tears of laughter in my life. Thanks Tim. Let’s me know Im alive.

@117btn3 3 жыл бұрын

"How's school?"

@SnakeHandler-g7u 3 жыл бұрын

I've had to pull over many times listening to Tim!

@jenniferwissmann6274 3 жыл бұрын

I was at work and had to hold back laughing so hard I teared up 🤣

@sarahcarr5275 3 жыл бұрын

The Sheath Underwear people have to love Tim's ads because it's the only podcast where i don't skip the ads because i can't wait to hear what funny, insane fake story he'll make up!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chubbyakajc 3 жыл бұрын

Make up? The CEO of sheath ate an Iraqi whole, right after the torture and murder of his family in front of him.

@F_And 3 жыл бұрын

He really was in Iraq & had a dishonorable discharge. Most the other stuff are exaggerated tho

@mustavogaia2655 3 жыл бұрын

I dont have problems with adds, I just wanted that Tim inject some of his insights into them. He seems to keep strictly into the corporate copy lines.

@F_And 3 жыл бұрын

@@chubbyakajc dude, don't be that person. If you go to the actual website, you see Robert Patton was really in Iraq, got dishonorable discharge & then got into the business after his bad decisions. Tim gets a read that mentions that, but of course exaggerates war crimes, etc.... the guy was one of those people who didn't follow orders tho

@Gerdaldfighterkid 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@seabassmcbigfat 3 жыл бұрын

Me and my grandfather watch the show every once in a while. Hardest I’ve ever seen him laugh is the rant about your aunt.

@alexandersupertramp6793 3 жыл бұрын

Your grandpa sounds like an awesome guy. I hope he lives a long and happy life

@joshmills5284 3 жыл бұрын

We wish him well

@seabassmcbigfat 3 жыл бұрын

Man, you guys are nice. Thanks.

@wjkrug 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was crazy good

@cloudbloom 3 жыл бұрын

It's nice to see that you love your family

@ryanbalfour6960 3 жыл бұрын

2 things: 1) I've never seen Tim lean over laughing like that 2) I didn't know Mr. Slave was Tim's dad

@ryanbalfour6960 3 жыл бұрын

Can't remember the exact time, but I believe the last bit is when Tim calls his dad.

@MadMotoInc 3 жыл бұрын

I got a fake loan to fund my first fake business. You’ve been such an inspiration Tim thank you.

@mcnally211 3 жыл бұрын

🗣"Thats TREMENDOUS !!!" joey diaz voice loud as fuck! 🤟🕺

@youtubedrifter5594 3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to the fake bank Monday to finalize my first fake loan. I'm so happy we got it through. I thought my fake wife was going to leave with my fake kids and stay at my fake mother in law's. Now she's decided to stay and we can send our fake daughter to fake private school. I of course can continue practicing fake bird law knowing I've bought a good fake 6 years of breathing room. Now if I could just get my fake neighbors to trim their fake hedges. Ahhh for fakes sake!!!!

@erpizzaiol5457 3 жыл бұрын

Remember what Gary Vee says "Content is Key, Marketing is Queen"

@criticalkitty2963 3 жыл бұрын

I work for Fraudi Mac, we should talk business together

@MadMotoInc 3 жыл бұрын

@@criticalkitty2963 meet me in Tim’s Square 5 minutes ago

@hudsontoo1212 3 жыл бұрын

“Do you want foreign, or domestic?” “That’s cute….” 😂

@sbstnpofadder 3 жыл бұрын

Domesticated foreigner...

@hudsontoo1212 3 жыл бұрын

@@sbstnpofadder my God. Even if they were talking about a maid or something innocuous like that- it’s like they were speaking like they OWNED these people. So gross 🤢 🤮

@sbstnpofadder 3 жыл бұрын

@@hudsontoo1212 Pretty abhorrent behaviour , yes , but what do you expect from a crack addict.

@billiebleach7889 5 күн бұрын

“Domesticated foreign is ok.” 😮 Guy talks about these women like they’re circus animals

@ca842 3 жыл бұрын

This show is better than 99% of Spotify - Facts

@claybowlproductions 3 жыл бұрын

(fuck, I'm going to try to write this comment one more time and maybe I can word it in a way that's acceptable to the dotarded youtube algorithms.) --- I don't know about Tim Dillon being better than 99% of spotify.. Music, of which spotify is king of.. If you love music and don't use spotify you're dotarded. but spotify isn't, and will never be, a player in the information game. Good for Joe Rogan for swindling them out of $100 mil, but it won't happen again.. Joe is good for a few things .. float tanks, dmt, fitness, comedy.. but he's not the warrior of information that people like to pretend he is. Tim, is though. He's the real deal. Hell yeah he's worth $20 million.. But .. better than music? I don't think so. And that's what spotify does. music > information. it's a higher form of expression. and i'm not talking about lizzo.. check yourself into a gulag.

@claybowlproductions 3 жыл бұрын

and I'm going to bill spotify for $10,000 for that comment

@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын

Ya... it's got VIDEO lol

@jessyfretz5800 3 жыл бұрын

@@claybowlproductions JRE exposed info about Hunter Biden before the election that had been censored by MSM. You being edgy does not change the power of his platform.

@claybowlproductions 3 жыл бұрын

@@jessyfretz5800 if you think I’m edgy you should really broaden your horizons

@danieljmoore 3 жыл бұрын

"He wants me to sit on a NutraBullet" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PunkRockZombie205 3 жыл бұрын

The big cup at that

@Truth_In_Victory 3 жыл бұрын

The top gun/Chris Farley becomes an influencer look is stunning.

@Trent_Moorman 3 жыл бұрын

The Texas new $$$ classic, comes w a large side of fries and police auctioned glock.

@BassGoThump 3 жыл бұрын

@@Trent_Moorman A glock with a body count no less

@werdmaster 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking he looks like Tom Clancy fan that works at in and out

@Trent_Moorman 3 жыл бұрын

@@BassGoThump In TX that increases the value 😅

@commanderbarnsworth8340 3 жыл бұрын

“Btw How’s school?” Is so funny for multiple reasons. Lmao

@stefan9922 3 жыл бұрын

But why was he asking that?

@mhm6 3 жыл бұрын

@@stefan9922 to change the subject from nutribullet in my asshole to something more…. usual

@lizbec1085 3 жыл бұрын

Tim’s father was so proud of Tim for winning that soccer tournament!

@Matanumi 3 жыл бұрын

....that wasn't Tim's father LOL

@lizbec1085 3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps, not, but do we ever truly know what our parents are up to after we’ve grown up and living on our own? Thank He sure seems to respect Tim a lot more than that witch of an Aunt! Lol

@williamsheehan96 3 жыл бұрын

@@Matanumi was it not?

@MadMotoInc 3 жыл бұрын

In a logical world Tim Dillon would own KZfaq and Susan would be sweating it out in front of neon lights.

@brendyn9901 3 жыл бұрын

Tim's studio has got the VIBES! The simplicity, the neon sign, and the glare in the desk. Perfect

@ElliottTimpf 3 жыл бұрын

“Poor kids are just as smart as white kids.” That doesn’t sound like a racist person to me

@100Mmore 3 жыл бұрын

It's crazy he exposed how racist and classist he is in one quick line lol - by total accident no less! off the dome

@mcnally211 3 жыл бұрын

Neither does tossing brown children in cages. Everything thing is okkkaaayy now that Mr. Garrison/orange man is gone. Problem solved.

@ElliottTimpf 3 жыл бұрын

@@100Mmorehe's a walking freudian slip

@liliiloilililliliiloililil8059 3 жыл бұрын

😂you couldn’t make that shit up

@chickenfishhybrid44 3 жыл бұрын

@@ElliottTimpf exactly what I was thinking lol

@Dong_DeMarco 3 жыл бұрын

Why does Tim’s Dad sound exactly like Adam Friedland?

@skibooski6884 3 жыл бұрын

Cool Adam

@peachmelba1000 3 жыл бұрын

Adam Friesland is Methuselah, yes or yes?

@skibooski6884 3 жыл бұрын

@Cool Adam shut up Adam

@paulfroelich1024 3 жыл бұрын

@Cool Adam SILENCE!!!

@cbasbwoyETP 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus, am I ever gay!

@Nword-Scissorhands 3 жыл бұрын

That phone call from his "dad" is the funniest thing I've heard in a while 😂😂😂

@jackemeraldo6276 3 жыл бұрын

Its savagery at its finest. Hilarious

@manases94 3 жыл бұрын

Tim is the type of dude that enjoys a warm toilet seat

@thisredcat2819 3 жыл бұрын

Báez from Australia says hello . Where are you from ?

@jflanagan9696 3 жыл бұрын

A warm toilet seat is like sitting on someone elses ass.

@Berdymadafakas 3 жыл бұрын

He's a man of luxury

@avidlyathena 3 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't?! :)

@fredocuomo5386 3 жыл бұрын

@@jflanagan9696 nothing like pooping into someone's butthole

@tomamerman7699 3 жыл бұрын

Ben laughing at the bitcoin conference when everyone else was uncomfortable was awesome. Best podcast hands down

@colemileafplaysfighters6080 3 жыл бұрын

People think Tim is right wing but he is not. He's just an angry pessimist that reads and that's hilarious.

@everything...interesting 3 жыл бұрын

He's pretty balanced - so, compared to leftists, it makes him look right wing

@HYPERBOWLER 3 жыл бұрын

Anything right of Mao is conservative, duh

@joshdennis9882 3 жыл бұрын

Nowadays anything right of far left is conservative.

@Might.B.Housey_ 3 жыл бұрын

Tim leans left but he holds just enough conservative views to be called a nazi by lefties. Tim endorsed Bernie on multiple occasions Edit: Spelling

@joshdennis9882 3 жыл бұрын

@@Might.B.Housey_ only in current america can a gay Bernie fan be called nazi.

@Sidelinefighter-expert 3 жыл бұрын

Not one kilo of cocaine has passed over the boarder since Agent Dillon stepped in

@bozbozman1575 3 жыл бұрын

Na it comes by the boatload now

@myquest666420 3 жыл бұрын

Got rid of it all with a straw and a mirror

@samueld6083 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Tim is pushing the limits to see how far he can go with these sheath underwear adds 🤣🤣

@B-Free619 3 жыл бұрын

I had a long fucking day of yardwork, thIs podcast made my night along with drugs and alcohol

@nonyabidness7911 3 жыл бұрын

“Timothy is this a bad time?” I’m dead.

@charlesmurray257 3 жыл бұрын

Back in my day we just called "domesticated foreigners" slaves.

@FoSkEtTcHy 3 жыл бұрын

Can we give Tim the laptop ? So he can read all the emails on his podcast

@jessevallejo8140 3 жыл бұрын

Ben’s eventually going to fold in on himself till he leaves this plane of existence.

@eskimointhisworld 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣 This is gold.

@DomT0311 3 жыл бұрын

Ben's posture isn't bad, he's bowing to Tim Dillon. You would look that in the presence of a God too.

@DOGO8991 3 жыл бұрын

Constantly listening to old Patreon episodes so its easy to forget the normal show schedule. Every Sunday I forget and it feels like Christmas

@T.I.M.Thirteen 3 жыл бұрын

“I’m talking to an attractive guy from Holland. Talks funny, speaks like a fish.” How do you make that description and not do an impression of it?

@blake219 3 жыл бұрын

They all sound like fish and if I was accurate they smell that way too 😂😂😂

@suhkmadiq2992 3 жыл бұрын

Because that’s fake business

@dx5242 3 жыл бұрын

@@blake219 😡

@ibiza1290 3 жыл бұрын

@@blake219 Dutch people don't smell like fish. That's a weird thing to say.

@primetimedurkheim2717 3 жыл бұрын

@@ibiza1290 That's a very Dutch thing to say.

@pondopondo1497 3 жыл бұрын

Plot Twist: They find in his laptop that he is real Satoshi Nakamoto.

@werdmaster 3 жыл бұрын

No way that evidence would be on an apple machine sorry

@dococtagon8771 3 жыл бұрын

False. Everyone knows that Ray Kump is Satoshi.

@Francesco-xp8ne 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Soferrytiresome 3 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it ❤️

@werdmaster 3 жыл бұрын

@@brerabbit4233 PC Master Race 100 100

@animeryn 3 жыл бұрын

"Tim Dillon show covers everything " big facts lol

@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын

Lol Tim is the best, wish he would cover a topic NO ONE IS COVERING. The PUI Proof of LOSS WORK or you pay back ALL the relief money since Dec 27th... So people now owe Thousands back that was giving as stimulus... 🧐

@ad-archw1582 3 жыл бұрын

How he says “another clown” when Mike doesn’t answer the phone 😂😂😂

@craigrussell3062 3 жыл бұрын

Just a guess: Hunter’s problem with an escort who’s had kids or been with an NBA player isn’t about morality. It’s about, um… stretching.

@puzer1 3 жыл бұрын

...lol, no shit...it's wrecked...

@johnsetser4399 3 жыл бұрын

its all the same on meth

@carbonbomb4774 3 жыл бұрын

He didn't want girl's who's shit has been ran thru and used, that shit was loosey goose, so of course he deserves the best high class escorts. Hunter Bidens a high class crack addict.

@testtesttesttesttest884 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@godsmarine5734 3 жыл бұрын

Great thing theres no reddit moron here to school us on how "thats all nonsense, vagina doesnt do that" 😂😂

@dakotadad8835 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love how Ben genuinely gets excited every time a sheath underwear plug comes up, he can’t even hide his smile and I think he looks forward to it weekly, which i do to. Operation burn an orphanage LOL

@muddog_4206 3 жыл бұрын

I found The Tim Dillon Show after hearing Rogan talk about how good the producer Ben is

@jmart2321 3 жыл бұрын

He is pretty good

@MacSmithvox Жыл бұрын

Which ep?

@DrFBML 3 жыл бұрын

"The comic who doesn't like me" - Jeselnik

@matthewbond375 3 жыл бұрын

SNL still being considered a huge measure of success for comedians is like being able to get up out of a comfy chair quickly, without fainting, is a huge measure of success for athletes.

@jasong782 3 жыл бұрын

The bit at the end where Tim called his dad had me in literal tears. His dad is so sweet and loving!

@cheapdope 3 жыл бұрын

Until Tim dillon is offered 200,000,000$ I'm boycotting spotify.

@isntitobvious9894 3 жыл бұрын

I watched Joe Rogan since fear factor. Still haven't downloaded Spotify . Way of the Road.

@werdmaster 3 жыл бұрын

This is a hate crime that he is a billionaire

@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын

Ya Joe is only pod with video, and will be till they create a video platform which they cant figure out... just like HBO Max... 2021 USA Free Speech IS A CRIME

@musicman1977 3 жыл бұрын

Tim dillon’s show is on Spotify already, just audio.

@stevenrmatthews 3 жыл бұрын

Bens got on that tag less Hanes undershirt, briefs and his Dad hat. Fathers Day fit is on lock buddy! Just need some newby 572’s.

@joshdennis9882 3 жыл бұрын

Jean shorts, new balances and a Weber grill

@OurBlackFriend 3 жыл бұрын

Lol, them 574's baby, the classic!

@dilloncrain9111 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshdennis9882 nah dog dad's use Traeger grills and green eggs now. Very close though😂😂

@joshdennis9882 3 жыл бұрын

@@dilloncrain9111 fuck, that's upsetting.

@johnbauernfeind8116 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshdennis9882 new balance which have no traction because he's saving for retirement and he only gets Social security now😎

@nickc3856 3 жыл бұрын

Tim should get everything he wants as should everyone, and when they get what they want they should think of the next thing they want, ask for it, then receive it post haste, to not get what you want is a hate crime

@saltyapostle44 3 жыл бұрын

Not loving Tim Dillon is automatically a hate crime.

@PlayNiceFolks 3 жыл бұрын

I just want to be useful for overall human survival.

@PlayNiceFolks 3 жыл бұрын

@@claybowlproductions Not breed, don't rely on welfare, clean things.

@therealwilfreddierkes9980 3 жыл бұрын

@CountryFriedZen 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone already gets what they ask for. It’s just that most folks don’t realize they’re asking for more lack by focusing on the absence/lack of what they want instead of the feeling they will have once they have what they want.

@dannnnydannnn5201 3 жыл бұрын

Tim is on a damn roll. The only subscription notifications I get that have a 100% satisfaction rating as far as quality content is concerned. Not only funny as fuck, but also intelligent as shit. Just beautiful, just beautiful.

@hynesite 2 жыл бұрын

Him and Theo von at the same time is golden

@wellthissucks112 3 жыл бұрын

“Can you imagine people walking around going ‘that’s an original Hunter Biden’”LMAO! 😂

@TheAshleywiggins 3 жыл бұрын

Tim's call to his dad reminds me of my own dad, brought a tear to my eye... Happy Fathers Day y'all.

@jakemyron3276 3 жыл бұрын

We need some more Alex Jones episodes before you leave Texas

@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын

He hasn't made any Alex Jones episodes I watched them all out and seen any

@isntitobvious9894 3 жыл бұрын

@@TrollHiddenCave he's been on Alex Jones Show

@jakemyron3276 3 жыл бұрын

@@TrollHiddenCave he did a New Year’s Eve episode with Alex but that was it

@citizen-2099 3 жыл бұрын

Sunday morning. This is like church....with knife fights

@pearleycunningham 3 жыл бұрын

That Sheath Underwear ad read is a perfect example of why you don’t skip Tim Dillon ad reads

@TheB00tyWarrior 3 жыл бұрын

Tim is an entertainment genius, working the ads into skits. Additionally, he understands the value of the audio medium. Yeah it's fun to watch his physical performance, but he's fantastic at making you imagine his scenerios. And, I'm sure it's intentional, he releases his non-patreon episodes on Saturday nights. That release time, maximizes the convenience of the consumer despite whatever time zone they may be in.

@Kegz 3 жыл бұрын

"He's the Roger Clinton" lmfao

@dzekadzenan6977 3 жыл бұрын

@Alex Gutierrez Maybe we should ask American citizens imprisoned for ounce of weed by daddy Biden how they feel about this 0% impact

@goldielocksposition 3 жыл бұрын

Grow

@jabaricraft275 3 жыл бұрын

@Alex Gutierrez 10% for the big guy.

@dogsenseforu301 3 жыл бұрын

@Alex Gutierrez When Biden proves he can release all those imprisoned for drug offences, esp the 3 strikes you're out- imprisoned for life people, we will let him off for forgiving his son and getting him jobs that pay enough to fund a drug habit.

@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын

Just to make sure... this is The President of the United States, Son? Lol

@codycole3768 3 жыл бұрын

The glasses and the hats make the show better each week

@nataliahellen6509 3 жыл бұрын

No! I want to see the expression in his beautiful blue eyes !

@codycole3768 3 жыл бұрын

Sharing this to my dads email for his fathers day present tomorrow. He’ll love it lmao 🤣

@Niekomojo 3 жыл бұрын

Well?

@tattootommy 3 жыл бұрын

We don’t want Marilyn Manson playing in Pittsburgh 😂

@erpizzaiol5457 3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't wanna play there

@mustavogaia2655 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody wants Marilyn Manson playing anywhere.

@WAMIl 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ShantyIrishman 3 жыл бұрын

I memba

@jessyfretz5800 3 жыл бұрын

@@mustavogaia2655 Not NOW! But he was the devil for Soccer Moms in the 90's.

@michaelhallen2808 3 жыл бұрын

Yannis and Tim back-to-back makes my night.

@chrisstedman4039 3 жыл бұрын

Pretending like the neo-fascist oligarchy system the United states has been for at least 50 years is capitalism is hysterical. Tim has got this troll down.

@russellm2555 3 жыл бұрын

Top of the heap businesses from 50 years ago don't even exist today, like Pan-Am

@shantavetyan4053 2 жыл бұрын

Neo fascist oligarchy...interesting

@BigKarl519 3 жыл бұрын

I've never laugh more hard then the thought of a man sitting on a Nutribullet.

@slacktoryrecords4193 3 жыл бұрын

The big cup, too

@brentulstad3275 3 жыл бұрын

The sunglasses absolutely reinforces your credibility and trustworthiness. I love it! Yes

@nicholaswhitehead3437 3 жыл бұрын

Ben dripping in that Lacoste hat

@user-xd1xf9rp5p 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized Ben is CIA. Ben is the muscle. Tim is the fire that binds.

@pin65371 3 жыл бұрын

Ben is Tim's Ghislaine Maxwelll.

@headfullofacid8088 3 жыл бұрын

@@pin65371 just like Jamie is to Joe Rogan

@isntitobvious9894 3 жыл бұрын

@@pin65371 the Yung Jamie handler arch

@whitegoodman833 3 жыл бұрын

@@pin65371 We have the same last name and that's rare, I've never met one outside of my family unless they're Canadian. You from Canada or the US? Lmao

@UnremarkableMarx 3 жыл бұрын

Happy Fathers day! You must feel so proud to have Whitney Cummings as the mother of your child!

@vddxr7240 3 жыл бұрын

yea andrew santino 100% got plugs its not even a debate

@covfefe-ry5vp 3 жыл бұрын

Happy Father's day Joe, Tim's real dad.

@TheSniffyBunny 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in a while - love Tim and Ben so freaking much!

@MichaelTheChairman 3 жыл бұрын

I’m convinced Tim works for the CIA because he keeps wearing those sunglasses 😎

@asoingbob5322 3 жыл бұрын

I think Tim’s goin full gay this episode because people were starting to catch on that he’s a closeted straight

@platanos2036 3 жыл бұрын

They cut out the parts where he spits on the floor after he says something ghey. Gets the gay taste out of his mouth

@bquick94 3 жыл бұрын

So either hunter was talking to his cousin about getting an escort or he was in business with the cousin trafficking women.. hmm

@slacktoryrecords4193 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe just looking for a live-in cleaning lady?

@Downs-Indroam 3 жыл бұрын

@@slacktoryrecords4193 That makes as much sense as escorts if you take the person saying the one girl has kids. That was a really odd thing to be concerned about and really adds a crazy element to the situation.

@deadarmd 3 жыл бұрын

It was for his arranged marriage after breaking up with the widow. He married some foreign chick like months after

@ResistTheGreatReset1984 3 жыл бұрын

With each passing episode, Tim is slowly adopting Uncle Ted's look; and by the looks of it -- Ben is not too far behind.

@jakeguercia7755 3 жыл бұрын

What i needed on this fathers day❤️ love ya Tim

@dallasskipper3895 3 жыл бұрын

The phone call with your dad at the end gave me the energy I needed for the week

@stevencrow5462 3 жыл бұрын

When did the help start wearing hats, Ben should be docked a check

@doubledayband1208 3 жыл бұрын

Ben is a shill

@noahlaycock5471 3 жыл бұрын

Your podcast encapsulates half of my premium spotify usage. Worth 25 million modestly

@teekat1629 3 жыл бұрын

I’m bloody loving it Tim!! You making my morning so much brighter here in 🇿🇦 South Africa! You are brilliant !

@silascashman2815 3 жыл бұрын

The father bit at the end.. I truly don’t know if I’ve ever laughed so hard at something

@crd88918 3 жыл бұрын

“When someone is smoking crack, you expect them to be involved in hijinks and tomfoolery.”

@graysonhuff8764 3 жыл бұрын

God he’s so effortlessly funny

@jamiec4289 3 жыл бұрын

Required listening for all. Tim has given me hope again.

@skibooski6884 3 жыл бұрын

It’s 4:30am and I’m pooping on a shroom trip this was a gift from the gods timbo

@Crashinginthesamecar1 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best eps

@TheThriftShopSampler 3 жыл бұрын

That nifty Finger Lakes tattoo on Hunter's back is super unique.

@Eblis840 3 жыл бұрын

Q is super unique.

@squidincsquid 3 жыл бұрын

Whats it mean?

@TheThriftShopSampler 3 жыл бұрын

@@Eblis840 yes, I agree...Tim Dillon is super uber duper unique.

@thats_my_comment 3 жыл бұрын

😆😆 " I want $20 million dollars!" Tim you get funnier every episode and I love the glasses too by the way! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard for 20 minutes straight!

@HypnoticSuggestion 3 жыл бұрын

That call at the end had me dying, epic.

@MichaelTheChairman 3 жыл бұрын

You know what else Hunter would call yellow... his fathers diaper... Happy Fathers Day! 🎉

@sarahb2004 3 жыл бұрын

Ben’s hat looks like it came from Goodwill. I love how flat it is.

@peachmelba1000 3 жыл бұрын

That hat says, "Right after the show, I'm going back to refinishing the hull of my boat."

@Zgembo121 3 жыл бұрын

Ben, With that hat He looks like a Boy Scout

@johnnymidas5879 3 жыл бұрын

TIM,.. I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO ANOTHER EPISODE. THANKS.😎👍

@kylew1761 3 жыл бұрын

I'm listening to this on my Bluetooth speaker at the crowded beach. Perfect.

@MrGS53 3 жыл бұрын

End was genius and a great twist. Surprised me

@D.M.C.realnamenogimmicks 3 жыл бұрын

Always just in time for my Sunday afternoon. Time to get high and learn how to bring more fake business over here in Australia

@peachmelba1000 3 жыл бұрын

Well, it's morning here in Australia North (Canada), and we'd appreciate you not rubbing your highly advanced, "we're twelve hours in future, mate" lifestyle in our frozen socialist faces, tyvm

@peachmelba1000 3 жыл бұрын

@Rad Ripley No,no,no...time fuel melts jet zones. That's how time travel works.

@lucianboar3489 3 жыл бұрын

"I've had enough of not getting what I want" Tim Dillon Gold, just gold :))

@MFJoneser 3 жыл бұрын

happy father’s day Tim and co i love you

@cornandtaterr 3 жыл бұрын

BEN IS A REAL MENACE

@Downs-Indroam 3 жыл бұрын

Your dad seems much friendlier than my dad. Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there!

@bontlechuma8669 3 жыл бұрын

The phone call to dad killed me for life, haven't stopped laughing

@georgesantos570 3 жыл бұрын

"We're all necrophiliacs". Thank you Tim. your wisdom is as mind blowing, as it is life changing.

@susie7336 3 жыл бұрын

Our beloved Tim Dillon.

@allthesmallthings1041 2 жыл бұрын

WTF ur a girl

@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын

Counter to what was announced in "The Announcement," which diverted our attention to Cali, I'm getting a lot of Florida vibes. Alligator from the Everglades on Ben's hat. Plus that basketball cap keeps showing up; this is the third different one.

@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын

56:05. Notice how his "slip-up" sort of confirms my hunch. He calls Cali the Sunshine state. Ever'body and his aunt knows Florida is the Sunshine state.