Ep 81: Tom Segura
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Күн бұрынWe got the great @tomsegura on the pod tonight.
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0:00 Intro
0:25 Working Clubs
16:44 Cheers Bodega Sour
32:29 RIP Ralphie May
35:15 Joey Diaz
40:59 Chris Rock
49:40 Paul Thomas Anderson Story
56:22 Bad Crowds
1:01:14 Colbert
1:02:54 Brad Pitt & Tom Best Friends
1:13:49 Tom Wrote A Book
1:15:53 Chris Tucker on a Plane
1:19:58 Jill Scott Hates Salmon
1:25:58 Joe Burrow
1:28:57 Kids
1:34:15 Gérard Depardieu
1:37:22 Plugs
1:40:21 Fios Went Down, Sorry Tom
1:40:52 Credits
@RoyoSker Жыл бұрын
Suck it Garth Brooks! It’s Mr Ladybug himself!!! Adding: this ep just flew by! 10/10!
@patrickkehrer2375 Жыл бұрын
Thank for all the great KZfaq entertainment, guys..!!!
@patrickkehrer2375 Жыл бұрын
Tom inhales extra deep a few times, like he just farted and is trying to see if it smells....
@3rdeye931 Жыл бұрын
How can a comment be 3 days old if the video is only a few hours old??? 🤔
@steveaustin330 Жыл бұрын
@@3rdeye931 Probably paying to be a premium member
@3rdeye931 Жыл бұрын
@@steveaustin330 That would make sense if there were more than one of them. I doubt they only have one premium member.
@jordangoddard630 Жыл бұрын
"The Exodus" was a perfect joke, and you didn't get enough credit for it in the moment. So good Mark... Soooo Good!
@thefrost3895 Жыл бұрын
came to the comments for this. I laughed. The hurt on Mark's face was tough.
@beantown702 Жыл бұрын
Shane would have laughed
@day245 Жыл бұрын
No time stamp?
@jefflabbecomedy Жыл бұрын
12:08
@joeymodica2043 Жыл бұрын
Mark is so awkward 😂😂 I love it lmfao it’s so relatable
@joeymodica2043 Жыл бұрын
And he says things way outta pocket it’s amazing lmfao
@royalmarine1011 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see the boys pay respect to their elders and have an old timer like Tom on.
@kansas3332 Жыл бұрын
Tom is 43 mark is 38 what are you talking bout
@chrism82793 Жыл бұрын
@@kansas3332 that was the joke 🤣🤣 because Tom is considered old for a comedian but he hates that 😭 and come on between the two of them or the three of them clearly Tom looks a little rougher around the area 🤣
@ahkao.9347 Жыл бұрын
thats weird. ive never heard tom referred to as an old comic. probably because hes not.
@chrism82793 Жыл бұрын
@@ahkao.9347 that's the joke guys he's not actually old 😭 🤣
@ahkao.9347 Жыл бұрын
@@chrism82793 it’s just weird to take shots at Tom like that because love him and we also know about the bodies in his basement so it’s probably wise not to
@alexanderwaight699 Жыл бұрын
Damn, Dave Attell out here humbling some of today’s best comics. What a true legend.
@gboccieri Жыл бұрын
Sam and Mark responding, "to himself" at the same time with the same mannerisms was adorable!
@vilecorrupt Жыл бұрын
Time stamp pls
@ThomasSmith-wc6sx Жыл бұрын
@@vilecorrupt 1.16.18
@ak_2117 Жыл бұрын
They do it quite a bit actually and yes it's adorable 😍 ☺
@day245 Жыл бұрын
@@ThomasSmith-wc6sx not a time stamp. Write it correctly and it’ll take people there.
@TheTokyoPartners Жыл бұрын
@@day245 you could have just written the time stamp instead of scolding someone 1:16:18
@voodude8986 Жыл бұрын
“I fly soul plane bro” lol this whole episode was greatness
@Stache-Man Жыл бұрын
Mark sounds like a used car salesman when he starts on a tangent. I love it.
@BazookaTooth707 11 ай бұрын
That's just the autism
@DefenderOfVirginity Жыл бұрын
amazing to see podcasting behemoths spare some time for a small guy like tom. hopefully he can get some more fans for his small podcast, the guy deserves more than the few he has
@joeydirt69 Жыл бұрын
his podcast would be bigger if he got divorced
@day245 Жыл бұрын
Too much. One too many
@TheOrlandoTrustfull Жыл бұрын
You forget how interesting Tom is, when he is constantly being talked over by either Bert or his wife.
@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын
Nope i dont & he's the sound ying to their tokd yang
@DefenderOfVirginity Жыл бұрын
we will not accept any tina slander on here. shes a great co host and even better cum gurgler
@adamgardener8624 Жыл бұрын
Bert sucks. Why does he exist ?
@peugeot120 Жыл бұрын
Christine is annoying but I enjoy Burnt Chrysller.
@b0ssatr0n91 Жыл бұрын
I don't mind chistina but bert is really killing my vibe. His screeching overly long laugh makes me fast forward til his face is one shade less red
@AlienTrees Жыл бұрын
1:16:19 "To himself?" Mark and Sam's brains have fused into one.
@vilecorrupt Жыл бұрын
two true lovers in true love
@jennymulinaro6036 Жыл бұрын
Tom’s impersonation of Bert is totally underrated
@thomasparra18 Жыл бұрын
Best part of the ep. Is when Marc rips ass and the 7 seconds that follow, the look on his face when he quietly contemplates to himself... "Was that actually funny or was it just amusing to me?" 😆😆😆
@Acedubzofficial Жыл бұрын
Time stamp
@poipleknight Жыл бұрын
@@Acedubzofficial 1:14:30 ish
@jacobcar442 Жыл бұрын
"The exodus" underrated line.
@frankiedevai Жыл бұрын
Literally had to check to make sure I wasn’t alone noticing it. GREAT line and it got no love from the other guys 😂
@mattbob1995 Жыл бұрын
I read this right when he said it lol
@justinkay8674 Жыл бұрын
Checked the comments as soon as I heard him say it lmao
@terriblepaulsey4904 Жыл бұрын
Tom needs to have Colin Quinn on YMH because his reactions to Horrible or hilarious would be priceless.
@rbnh9827 Жыл бұрын
Sam-“I don’t mean to cut you off”. “FANIMAL NOW” 😂😂😂. These guys always deliver.
@accelerate08 Жыл бұрын
Tom's not used to hearing that
@logansandell3760 Жыл бұрын
I really respect Tom’s lack of hesitation for using “was” not “is” when talking about his father. Really shows his healthy take on the grief.
@zima2252 Жыл бұрын
this set up is so much better
@Cjslady Жыл бұрын
Tom’s standup is far superior then most of the comics out now, he just has it, he can be as successful as he wants to be, he will be considered one of the greats in the future
@proxy8918 Жыл бұрын
preach
@colintimp1372 9 ай бұрын
One of the benefits of being married to a stand up comic; someone to bounce ideas off of. They really need their own sitcom together.
@MoodyCleric Жыл бұрын
What Tom was saying about being a fan of comedy and his sense of humor forming around 16-17 seeing Chris Rock is exactly how I feel about seeing completely normal when I was about that age, listened to it on Pandora oddly enough, I remember wanting to see it so bad before the days of Netflix and streaming services. Love u Tom! Ball arena show was a blast, Thank You 🙏
@colintimp1372 9 ай бұрын
Feel the same way about George Carlin's "Doin' It Again" from 1990.
@tylermartin4390 Жыл бұрын
How y’all don’t have way over 150k followers. One of the best podcasts out there
@oklahomasooner7686 Жыл бұрын
Matt and Shane just got up to 100k like yesterday. Seems like the east coast guys have to put more work and time in. 🤔
@tylermartin4390 Жыл бұрын
@@oklahomasooner7686 I think you’re right, I think the east coast, is more of clique type atmosphere, the big name west coast comics, lift each other up a lot more often
@daddydoza5164 Жыл бұрын
They need to come out with CLIPS!
@Scoobay Жыл бұрын
@@tylermartin4390 you’ve got that backwards. East Coast brings up unknowns, west coast sticks with big names and rarely associates with the east.
@EclecticWizard6 Жыл бұрын
It's still a pretty new podcast really they're only at episode 81 not counting patreon. Keeps getting better and better.
@kpsa7108 Жыл бұрын
Mark is becoming my newest favorite comics to check out. As a Louisiana guy, I love to see it. And Tom is in my top 5 active comics.
@Boston-prince Жыл бұрын
watch it be the most viewed episode to date with the power of the YMH fandom.
@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын
It'd be a blessing in the skies jean
@flagsabbath6483 Жыл бұрын
They’re definitely going to be listening to this podcast through the fence
@fakeyawns Жыл бұрын
Wow. Wasn't expecting the nervous energy to start the ep. Feels good.
@zaclikescauliflower2877 Жыл бұрын
Tom seemed pissed off and distant
@fakeyawns Жыл бұрын
@@zaclikescauliflower2877 Possibly. I feel like it was Mark's energy. He was off the entire episode.
@rickymassey Жыл бұрын
Yea sorry. I'm nervous, I promise this never happens
@drunkwizard Жыл бұрын
Sounds like you are projecting mate. These guys went right into it like old buds totally comfortable energy
@FOREVERGREEN_MUSIC Жыл бұрын
@@drunkwizard yeah he’s totally projecting. Tom is Chill qf
@the1only467 Жыл бұрын
Mark with his ad libs behind every statement is hilarious. I know it’s not intentional but it’s still funny.
@puertoricanboy100 Жыл бұрын
I'm so surprised Tom can actually leave his studios, I still don't believe it's one Tom touring and also pumping so many podcasts out there.
@jamieporter1110 Жыл бұрын
Back in May, I chatted on the Cellar stoop with Dave Attel while he smoked his cigarette before going up. He then bought my friend & I a beer. He’s a class act. I still feel as if it were a dream 😊
@queefqueefington Жыл бұрын
Every time someone tells a story about meeting Attel they tell how awesome it was and what a nice guy too
@sebbo1496 Жыл бұрын
man, too bad tom is so busy. felt like he just started relaxing fully at the end. he needs to come back and join the drinking. this one was already amazing but i see great potential for a long one
@joeydirt69 Жыл бұрын
gay
@day245 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. His fault though when he drops dead
@fukuuu Жыл бұрын
I loved to hear the shop talk with Tom not being a silly goose.
@dpclerks09 Жыл бұрын
Hey y'all (assuming this channel is either Sam or Mark, or whomever, however unlikely), just wanted to say that your format is a Comedy nerd's wet dream. I also appreciate how your passion/nerdiness lends itself towards a deeper connection/understanding within other fields, like Music or Cooking, etc. I feel confident in saying that both Mark and Sam are rightfully carrying the torch that Dave Attell, and few, if any others, that are willing. It's also interesting to see how Tom loves and is inspired by Attell, yet he usually leans towards long-form/story telling, and how Sam and Mark share that same appreciation, yet their approach is more easily seen in the joke-machine approach of setup-punch-setup-punch, etc.
@dpclerks09 Жыл бұрын
@K S I thought it might be, but you never know when it's an assistant, or "Director of Social Media". Thanks for clarifying though.
@nathanaelcraven5305 Жыл бұрын
@@dpclerks09 they respond occasionally. And sometimes talk about comments they see so for sure it’s there channel.
@zachary1741 Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this one! Tom and Mark are my two favorite comics (love Sam too).
@queefqueefington Жыл бұрын
”Apparently its a conversation starter” got me good😭
@troyritchiemusic Жыл бұрын
Hell yes to this episode- might be the best one I’ve ever seen. Just nonstop interesting/funny conversation.
@comfortable.and.furious Жыл бұрын
Fantastic episode. Tom Segura is great along with our boys Mark and Sam. Love from Salt Lake City, UT
@amarycandream9475 Жыл бұрын
I loved this episode! So nice to hear Tom talk!
@joshbungalow Жыл бұрын
3 of my favorite comics yall really did it with this one
@Tomhanksgiving Жыл бұрын
Touch my queef through the fence
@SparkySINN Жыл бұрын
Tom and Mark always make amazing podcasts
@evanarthurhalladay3294 Жыл бұрын
To quote one Brent Crystals, "Uhhhh hundred percent!!"
@shaunradomski8625 Жыл бұрын
I found Tom on pandora about 10 years back, working for a desk job that killed me almost as much as the comedy helped me. Lifelong fan since. Before I even knew podcasts were a thing, this guy has been killing it
@justinshiro Жыл бұрын
one of my fav podcast episodes ive ever seen, it went by so fast
@theclarinetguy271 Жыл бұрын
Such a chill convo that flew by. Great ep
@sweetbabyrick5382 Жыл бұрын
Just listened to the book today, really good.
@mikewelch3 Жыл бұрын
Three of the literal best in comedy right now this is awesome
@heisenberg9494 Жыл бұрын
@@Blortt5000 Yeah, he’s hilarious
@Squatch_11 Жыл бұрын
Eh...Segura's last special wasn't great.
@rickymassey Жыл бұрын
@@Blortt5000 I just coughed
@andywall4952 Жыл бұрын
@@Blortt5000 you get the glove 🫵🧤
@stephens2663 Жыл бұрын
Shane needs to be here
@PearlDrumsHead Жыл бұрын
Great set on the Fully Loaded tour in SC Mark. Love ya buds!! Sparkin’ this jernt on lunch break to this 🤙🏻 Graveyard baby!!!
@nachomansandyravage2346 Жыл бұрын
This Tim Segway is going places, thanks for having him on
@Vato1979 Жыл бұрын
Oh man, I'm glad my missus packed my lunche for this one.
@tylerbarnes7929 Жыл бұрын
made me lightly snort out of my nose
@Absmind Жыл бұрын
She better not miss even one lunche
@ish474 Жыл бұрын
its a testament to top dog that I'm tearing up just hearing about him supporting young Tommy, Hey Buddy!
@CT-wj7jz 11 ай бұрын
I had no idea the war hero Tom Segura was on we might be drunk. Good for you guys for honouring a patriot.
@A6uh Жыл бұрын
What's crazy, I first heard of Tom Segura and Burt Kreischer from Sirius XM back in 2014. The whole station was just stand up clips, it was awesome.
@wootsmusic3892 Жыл бұрын
About time boys. Looking forward to a bottle of Bodega Cat and listening to legends.
@palepally Жыл бұрын
get to finally watch Tom when he comes to Windsor, ON. More than excited!
@bobms3430 Жыл бұрын
Awesome been waiting for this one keep it up guys really enjoying it so far
@joes6108 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for doing this podcast for the boys Tom! Hahaha and for mankind!
@bmthornell Жыл бұрын
Garth laugh
@rickymassey Жыл бұрын
I just seen on the news. Because of this episode, Putin said no more war. He said nahh nvm
@rickymassey Жыл бұрын
@@bmthornell I Wana Garth and Steven Seagal in a wet t shirt contest, then a mud wrestling match
@davidalaniz9203 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see Norman at Wiseguys in SLC! Love the episode guys, thank you!
@MikeP2055 Жыл бұрын
SHIT! I meant to get tickets yesterday because there was a low ticket alert but I totally spaced it. Welp, no time like the present! Where'd I put my wallet . . . ?
@mikeespada9220 Жыл бұрын
Check out hypebeast Tom with his Parra T and Fragment Jordans lol
@MoodyCleric Жыл бұрын
My Favorite podcasts are the ones with 3+ comedians talkin about the industry and everything comedy, great channel!
@MoodyCleric Жыл бұрын
Subbin immediately
@ucfpiloto Жыл бұрын
Toms whiskey sour didn’t move from 24:44 till end
@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын
Hes not a big drinker
@vilecorrupt Жыл бұрын
Just happened to order the book yesterday :0 ty boys, tonight I was not alone
@conormcginnity1353 Жыл бұрын
Should have done a We Might Be Stoned special with Tommy edibles.
@jarednewsom3619 Жыл бұрын
10mg tommy
@zombieburner0 Жыл бұрын
@@jarednewsom3619 fr what a pussy
@TheNesbittExperience Жыл бұрын
This is my comedic dream team. Great episode! 👏🏻
@josephadams Жыл бұрын
This was great. Tom is the best good job to both of you queefs.
@fractallusion7121 Жыл бұрын
I just saw Sam at Hilarities in Cleveland, and it was one of the best comedy shows I've seen. Dude is flat out hilarious. Hopefully I can see Tom and Mark soon too!
@nachomansandyravage2346 Жыл бұрын
Mark is terrific live, killed it
@dabass14jsb Жыл бұрын
This podcast is a dream come true. Keep em coming boys!
@yovag11 Жыл бұрын
Needed this to smoke 💨 a nice backwood 😎
@Nerddork1994 Жыл бұрын
Romy and Michelle is a heater
@randylahey5463 Жыл бұрын
"do you wanna be an actor or something?" from Attell would be a real kidney shot. I would've cried. In front of Dave. And he would laugh.
@marziparzi38 Жыл бұрын
Omg yass. I was hoping this wasn't just a patreon ep!!
@siggycertified Жыл бұрын
It was a REALLY quick one, but I honestly don't think I've heard a more on point Bill Burr impression.
@gw669 Жыл бұрын
Love Tom, one of the best around, & always funny - I love how much he enjoys trashing Bert
@schavez5656 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, George Cloony played the dog in one of the episodes off South Park during the show's first season. Huge star and they just had him bark🤣🤣
@Inmotionplays Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this one! 🔥🔥
@thedogs3467 Жыл бұрын
These guys are awesome.
@HUMANAI3 Жыл бұрын
Great pod boys Tommy’s hilarious and great stories as always
@williamhersey9234 Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I wanted before I start my Monday!
@someguymatt Жыл бұрын
Love hearing comedians put over Omaha's Funny Bone. We're not shit!!!
@addicted2anxiety559 Жыл бұрын
Best comedy pod I’ve listened to in a minute. Love these 3
@iamgeminijoker Жыл бұрын
i get excited every time a new episode is up!
@joshwhaley1778 Жыл бұрын
THX GUYS!! X2 THX for the time stamps!!!!!!
@coffeeabuse Жыл бұрын
Found out about WMBDP while on KZfaq Shorts lmfao at a clip from this podcast. Subscribed.
@pizzadeeya 11 ай бұрын
0:18 I swear, anytime Mark just casually fist-pumps the air, I can't help but think he's actually an NPC.
@garbagedidudirty Жыл бұрын
3 OF MY FAVORITES TOGETHER!
@kbq6758 Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this. Love it!
@BubuH-cq6km Жыл бұрын
😎👍🏼 now they have to get Uncle Joey Diaz & The "Christ Killer" on together
@timgonzales2891 Жыл бұрын
That's "the flying jew" around these parts
@BubuH-cq6km Жыл бұрын
@@timgonzales2891 here it's "The Christ Killer" with his Hummus loving flies
@slight3d83 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for some Sunday content!
@hh987ish 8 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤love you guys. Thanks for the masterclass
@johnygimo Жыл бұрын
Tom felts that sting being called a fatty XD
@natureboy6385 Жыл бұрын
Love these two guys can't believe this isn't recommended for me tbh only found this channel tonight....
@EclecticWizard6 Жыл бұрын
Great podcast, super casual and funny.
@MikeP2055 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to class! The History and Evolution of North American Stand-Up Comedy airs every Sunday evening. Drinking is optional but encouraged. I like to keep an extra tab open for name and club Googling.
@gingerninja8785 Жыл бұрын
I love it. Three great comics just talking comedy. It's amazing how many people find interest and entertainment in comedians just shooting the breeze about whatever topic organically comes up. Great stuff. Queef it up! I'm Kevin Hart
@boosterbrosllc4681 Жыл бұрын
@44:31 is comedy “I didn’t mean to cut ya off, Paul Thomas Anderson” Soon as Tom inhales… *cut to Ad* 😂😂😂😂
@guybehindtheguy. Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen all 3 of you in Chicago since April. You guys all rule. Here’s a drink rec for you queefs that’s great for the summer. A Oaxacan old fashioned. Your classic OF but sub the whiskey for 1.5oz tequila and .5oz mezcal. Mazel!
@tylerkelly9801 Жыл бұрын
Gfy davey
@swampduck2609 Жыл бұрын
Fuckin Davey
@DaDoubleDee Жыл бұрын
that sounds good
@rickymassey Жыл бұрын
Will you scratch my belly button. It's deep.
@devingrubbs Жыл бұрын
1:10:29 I'm glad Sam mentioned Pandora cause that's how I discovered Segura as well. Sometime around 2012 on the Louis CK station, then a couple years later I learned about YMH. Been an OG mommy ever since. Glad to see Tom absolutely killing it these days.
@devingrubbs Жыл бұрын
Whatever bud go do another pushup for the gram and update your Selena Gomez playlist. Low and loose ass hater.
@johnotron604 Жыл бұрын
Hell ya, I'm down to try some Bodega Cat. Not sure the process but contact the LCBO (Ontario & Toronto) to get it on shelves. Took a bit for McGregor's Whiskey to finally get in stores here just so you know.
@nickjones9828 Жыл бұрын
Fucking love having a club in my city that every comic loves. Every time Hilarities and Nick is mentioned its nothing but amazing comments.
@ligairi Жыл бұрын
I love how Tom used Mark’s Netflix tag on Colbert, later that day.
@WeMightBeDrunkPod Жыл бұрын
For real? Do you have a time stamp? That’s cool.
@ligairi Жыл бұрын
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod - I don’t. It’s when Tom is talking about first signing with Netflix. Mark says something like, “Netflix, the DVDs in the Mail?” And Tom repeated it on Colbert. I had just watched the Colbert clip before I watched this podcast, that’s why it stuck out.
@StevenM801 Жыл бұрын
gaaah... I honestly miss Conan, he is and will always be the best late night talk show host. No fake laughs, awesome questions, great musical guests, and just kept doing what he wanted to do. Nothing but respect for him.
@Timosenka Жыл бұрын
Nice try, Conan.
@dukstedi Жыл бұрын
@@Timosenka holy cow, *BUSTED* 🤯🤣
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
Right? And the podcast isn’t working for me
@QuantumBraced Жыл бұрын
The "I'm coming everywhere" world tour. LOL.
@benaiahwright937 4 ай бұрын
Man, that segura album where he was in white suite on the cover had me dead from start to finish😂😂😂
@johnpeterson2335 Жыл бұрын
Been waiting on this like Payday yo
@UglySmile Жыл бұрын
Sad to say the band that did the Outro "Ugly Smile" is done due to lead singer ego. But the real fan of the podcast aka the drummer is in a new band called Trent in the Trees if ya'll want to check us out or need a new outro/ intro.
@Smokeyxz Жыл бұрын
Shoutout to yall
@AfroLP254 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@fractalsquirt Жыл бұрын
Cant wait to see you here in houston sam!
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