Aww look at all of these signs that will never happen to me

I love how this was uploaded 8 years ago and the person who owns the channel might not even know that this vid *has almost 3 million views*

He pulls my hair LMAO what kind of love is this 😂😂😂

I don’t think I trust this..the grammar isn’t that good...

Quick story time! So the other day in class,my crush was staring at me!!! My writing teacher said this:"damn If you like her that much ask her out!!" Our faces turned bright red,and he covered his face! Everyone was giggling and I hid my head in my knees.... I officially HATE my writing teacher

What normal people see: 29 signs a guy likes you What I see: Signs you won't see

well, i liked this guy, and told him, and he likes me back..... you'd think that was a good thing, right? well, it turns out he has a girlfriend, it took me over 2 months to get over him, but now i like another guy, and he's more like me and closer to my age.

ATTENTION! Those are not for all guys, there are shy guys too, and signs are absolute diffrent for them. I'm one of these guys XD Fix for shy guys: 1- They will never ask you if you have a boyfriend or not 2- It's true, but only when face to face 2p conversation 3- Stares at to you, but you and your friends can't catch it, it happens momently and carefully 4- Does not makes favor, because he is so shy to even look at you 5- It's absolutely true, but if you have a chance for it 6- True, but never does a move 7- Yepp 8- No, nope nah, definetly does'nt 9- He would like to get a hug from you, but will not touch you if you don't make the first move 10- Does not get immature, gets quite and calm (not actually calm inside) 11- No. Because he can't even make sentences right next to you. 12- This can change person to person and situation to situation. 13- Maybe, but probably prefers to not make it obvious 14- Just watches you or smiles, but not smiles towards to you 15- Not alot, but likes to be near to you 16- I don't think so 17- True 18- More like worried 19- He will not sit next to you, he will chose a seat that he can watch you without you and your friends can't see him 20- If you text back, why not. But he will be afraid to start a conversation with you 21- True 22- He will never call you 23- He does'nt, but if it's his mistake, he will appologize to you alot, and will be sorry from his heart 24- I didn't understand this sentence 25- True, but if he knows that person 26- Yes, just like in the sign 23 27- He will rarely touch to you 28- True 29- He will move away immediately Drop a like if your crush is shy, or not, like because of my effort. If any questions, reply it.

omg when the words where flashing I was Like OMG STOPPPP ^.^

"Do they girn at him when you walk past?" No.... but they grin.

When your crush is a celeb.....😐

He doesnt like me😭😭😭

The amount of spelling errors in this though. lmao.

THE MUSIC MAKE IT FEELS IF THIS WAS FOR MIDDLE SCHOOLERS

"frinds"? WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!

Well my crush does show off .... HIS POKEMON CARDS XD

I have came to the conclusion that... My crush does not like me!😭

I don't know why I watch these videos. I mean boys don't even glance at me so why the hell am I watching these. ughhh

my crush he say my name alot to his friend. and sometimes i caught him staring at me alot. and he always follow me from the ground floor to the top floor. and he always hug me and try to make everybody see.and when i'm hungry he always go to buys some snacks for me.

Me and my crush stare at each other and look away real quick and play footsie and we make it to where our legs are under each other's desk and end up touching legs the entire class and he talks to me tons and helps me with my class since I struggle in math

1.He Always smiles when he's By Me 2. at lunch he would ask me " were are you sitting " or if my already sitting he would try to seat by me 3. he always asks "can I get a hug , please " and makes a puppy face 4 .hes really short so he tries to hit me with he's foot on my butt 5 .he teases me A Lot 6.He tries to make me laugh 7. He would try to impress me like A LOT 8.if he sees me in the middle of the class he would say hi and get in trouble 9. he tries getting into my classes 10. He always asks if I have a boyfriend 11.he would keep my binder when I'm at the lunch room just so I follow him Is This good

THIS IS NOT WHAT I CAME FOR *I* CAME FOR *SIGNS* THAT SAY A GUY LIKES ME!!!!!! 😂

When you think your crush likes you but you watch this video and you notice that he doesn't do anything like this😿

I remember when 'he' roasted the boy back to protect me cuz I got roasted~♥️

Me trying to think my crush does all of what the video said

Ok so the worst kids in my class likes me. GREAT

I NOW THAT BOY LIKED ME USFDHUUDCIXW

He never does that.... Btw my crush is also my bff and we were super close but when I confessed to him that I developed feelings for him, it felt like destiny was tearing us apart from each other: 1. When 4th grading came, our teacher put him in the back row beside 2 pther girls and me in the front row 2. I accidentally hurt him for no reason I dont know why 3. He doesn't talk to me that often anymore 4. Everything that we like together.... Well.. He dislikes them now... *I WISH I WILL JUST LOSE MY FEELINGS FOR HIM AND WE WILL GROW CLOSER AGAIN LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS!* PLEASE PRAY FOR ME! 😭😭😭😢😢😣😣😞😞😫😫😲

the spelling tho...

The spelling mistakes made me cringe the whole way through. But wtf am I watching this

30.) He tells me the truth and says I look like a burnt potato. Sometimes. :)

THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH THIS REALLY HELPED😃😄🤗

WHEN THE WORDS WERE FLASHING I WAS LIKE YOUR GONNA GIVE ME A SEASHIER

your spelling gave me a seizure

OMG My best friend Matt really does like me!!

Soviet: *walks by Poland* Nazi: *growl* Poland: what's wrong!?? Nazi: I just growled....

I dont even know why I am watching this....like who is gonna like me anyway???😒

Am I the only one focusing on how bad this grammar is? Lol 😀

Thanks! My friend likes someone and im writing her this! Thank you!

About the "He will walk really close to you" Part.. I don't really know.. because my crush and i if there's a 2 minute run in gym or whatever we will always run together. does that count?!?

Well I'm doomed

OK so my crush does all of theses BUT!!!why does he like me? I mean, I look like a piece of lettuce

The video: “hE lEaNs ToWaRd yOu” Me: shit, so that wasn’t so he could hear me better?

Moral of this video is that You are gonna stay single for your whole fucking life😂

Ok, not trying to be rude, but it sounds like whatever boy would do this, has a good chance of being a creep. Or a puppy dog xD

29....really you couldn't have done 30. ONE MORE FREAKIN REASON.......

Tips if he likes you(shy girls edition) -he try everything to know you -he will keep forcing you to talk to him -he will treat you as a bestie -hang with you more than his friend :)

Omg! OK, literally, I made the ugliest facial expression when I found out he DOES like me! Good thing I'm alone, because if I were with him when I made that face, things might change! (Lol) just kidding not about the first part, and him liking me.

This is my case. Every so often each period I catch him glancing at me. He does tease me a lot, and even steals my stuff and runs away with it for a while 😝 Truth is, I like him and he knows it, rumors spread fast around school. We talk every day and text a lot, but I'm pretty sure he likes another girl even though my friends say we are perfect for each other and they KNOW he likes me better. He doesn't do most of these things, but I'm still curious. Not too long ago his "cousin" "stole" his phone and asked me if I liked my crush. Of course I said no, but I have the feeling that it was HIM behind the phone, not his cousin. :3 Also, he tells lies to impress me. He smiles and jokes a lot around me too. He might not have the looks, but I love his personality. He's really funny, and best friends with my ex. My ex and I barely talk, but my crush has brought us closer to being friends. Sometimes I lay in bed at night and wonder if he likes me or if he doesn't. He doesn't try to hug me or sit by me, but every time we have to pick partners at my school, we give each other that glance and suddenly we're partners, which makes my friends jealous lol. Good talk KZfaq! :D

My crush and the grossest kid in 5th grade totally have a CRUSH ON ME. My so called best friend likes my crush 100 likes and I ask my crush if he likes me that gross kid's mom is friends with my mom and that's not the worst part he got my number from my mom that's the worst part and started texting me out of mother chucking nowhere so what do I do .

When I walked in class with a new hair style my crush said "Awww look at her!" I smiled and laughed a little....

These things are done by me but not from my crush Mmmm doesn't sound good

Ugh... why can't it be 30 signs?! MY OCDDDD

So many spelling mistakes omg

there is a boy in my class who stares at me in class I think he has a crush on me but I don't like him that way

THANK FOR MAKING THIS VID

1 2 3 MY CRUSH LIKES ME!!!

No, they do not "girn" at him.

The person who does this to me is an 8 year old ... So... Yeah 😕

Omg thank you because someone in class keeps staring at me!! so creepy

Brilliant spelling!😑

wow he/she is very good at spelling

A guy in my class did almost all of it to me while I'm having a hard time to move on from another guy,and I just realized how true the saying find guy who loves u more than u love him.....,hopes everything goes well this time

Whenever im in class and my shoe accidently touches a boy that I think likes me I quickly move it because I don't like when it happens but they don't even move a muscle and acts like nothing happened

first off, i have this friend thats a guy that i used to hang out a lot with and now he doesn't talk to me, second, how did i get here?

If these are happening to you. USE YOUR COMMON SENSE, LIKE DUH HE LIKES YOU. What about the subtle signs what if he is shy and doesn't wanna hug me? HMMMH? HMMMHHHHHH?

And in number 24 it says"if you're listening to YOU ipod,he'll want to listen too."

my crush looks kinda sad when i talk to other boys in my band class. i’m asking him for his number tomorrow then i’m gonna ask him out over text because i don’t wanna do it face to face lmao

omg my old crush still likes because today in music we were playing drums and he sits behind me and I was having trouble getting the beat down and ya know what he did? he reached over my shoulders, grabbed my hands, and showed me how to do it. but the same day during recess, my new crush that I've liked since as long as I can remember also likes me because he asked to me to sit on his lap so I did and he started tickling me! what should I do!?

Honestly, things like these only happen in the animes I've ever seen... If only anime guys were real... °~°

He does #10 alot, he doesnt remember anybodys name not even his own bestfriends Lol and he does #25 and Then i just do the rest XD except for ask him for favors I get shy,quiet,nervous but then after a whole conversation I dont

One thing I saw that kind of made me say aww, lmao is the one that says if he can chose a seat he will sit by u. Like in the class i have with we can pretty much sit anywhere we want and he sits by me everyday! 😍 He also does a number of things on this list which makes me like soo happy I'm asking him out on my b-day wish me luck!

14 out of 29...yes or no?

MY BEST FRIEND BLAKE (boy) LIKES ME ??!!??????!!!?

Hey, most of that i did to my friends vut i dont have any feelings for them but this vid is a big help 👍

What if he is mean to you bc he likes you and he is a jerk but you still like bc your crazy? What if he likes you but he’s always mean bc you told one of your friends that he put a heart in your book and they blabber mouthed to him and he made it look like you did it but you can’t stop liking him? No matter what I do I can’t hate him even now I should!

12 things of those are right for me, WHY DOES LIKING SOMEONE HAVE TO BE SO NERVE RACKING?!

Most of these signs always happen to me. But my main question is: "If you ask him, will he deny but still like you?"cause I've asked a lot of times, yet he denies it.

My crush uses this cute baby voice and American accent when he's around and I love it so much cuz he's such a chill person (wolf in sheep's clothing) and it's so awesome that I get to see that side of him.

Everyone in my school said Azra has a crush on meh.

When your crush does none of these...

That awkward moment when he goes to tickle you but you're not ticklish👀

9. Every time a girl hugs me or I hug back they think im in a relationship with them, its annoying, even if I hug friends who are girls.

That feeling when the the titles picture is a sign that’s so real but the video isn’t

I keep reading number 10 because its so true. This boy does things with his friends and looks at me to see if I laugh but I try to keep my face hid or keep my head down and laugh..

My bf sits next to me in our last class and it’s normally pretty fun and I asked him was he okay and he said always so I replied saying just wanted to know and he smiled

15 out of 29 Sounds great :3

he always does something funny or stupid and then looks at me and smiles

#25 clears a lot up

So many typos... My inner grammar nazi is coming out...

During gym we were playing musical chairs and in gym my crush said to this guy I was sitting with and talking to I looked away then I heard my crush whisper “Don’t touch her or talk with her” in a kind of jealousy voice and annoyed

Some kid in PE today he tried to impress me from shooting a basket from a far distance and when a ball almost hit me he grabbed it really fast lol he also hugs me when we switch to next period ._.

I like a boy in school and he is so cute stares at me all the time and talk to me and he is so nice to me. I hope he likes me cuz I love him so much😍😍😍😘😘😘

If a guy is constantly trying to sit next to me in class or trying to get in a group with me is this a sign that he DOES like me? Someone help I NEED ANSWERS!!! UPDATE: (11/01/16) HE DOES NOT LIKE ME

*looks at thumbnail Well. He calls me egglass.

Once my guidence counceler said," everyone has almost the same sized brain!" Then he said,"whoa! I have the same size brain as Bailey!"

My crush hates me

There's a boy at school, he's quite new. I really like him. We have each over on Instagram and snapchat and when I got the courage to text him on snapchat, I did and asked... 'Hey, what science teacher have you got tomorrow.' And he looked at the message at around 11pm and has never replied. I was lining up with my class in a big briefing (all our classes have a meeting with a teacher in a hall) and as I was leaving, I was kinda looking at him and he smiled 😁 I smiled back and walked out. I've caught him staring at me a few times but I've actually never had a individual conversation with him, only in a group. I know it sounds ridiculous but he's in none of my classes. The other day as we were lining up for briefing... (The next day) my friend whispered my name and she was in the line next to me and behind my crush. I turned and my crush was just staring at me so I just turned around again 🙊 I really like him and want to text him again, but I'm scared he won't reply. A few people know i like him... And my other friend likes him too. She always says how they always talk on snapchat but I've recently found out that they have only talked once. Also one of his friends always teases me saying the my crush likes me 🙊 I don't know if I should wait to text him or not?! Hello

if he takes your stuff whenever he likes without asking what does it mean

when you don't have a crush and clicked on the video be like