That's why jerma isnt allowed in the movie theater anymore Also he punched 7 people that might be another reason why

32:40 And the guy sitting on the other side does this.

AND Terror Beatboxing.

I went to see a horror movie today. It might have been good, but I kept getting distracted by this clown in the seat next to me. He was absolutely destroyed on red wine, kept screaming at nothing, and when he was asked to stop by the theatre attendant, he kept passing it off as a joke and saying that he was only "Getting it out of his system." Lo and behold, when there was a real scare, he jolted and made this loud yodelling noise, ripping his goon bag in the panic and spraying cheap box wine all over my expensive white shirt. If that wasn't bad enough, he kept criticising the movie's directorial choices and psychoanalysing the characters onscreen, telling me how this and that was "how they get you." Eventually I got fed up and spoke to a staff member, who asked him to leave. I thought that would be the end of it, but he kept taking loud sips of his drink and pretended not to hear her, refusing to leave even long after the movie had ended. What a clown. I heard they had to call the police, and it took ten cops to take him down.

The Cardboard *Enemy* SPIDER

it’s like when people driving turn the music down to see more efficiently

It's the adhd

Gonna stop listening to the chat so he can form coherent sentences lol

it is funny but if you think about it your brain has to use a finite amount of processing power spread throughout your 5 senses, like the other comment said its the same reason people turn down the radio to focus on driving

as a fellow adhd man its literally impossible to read if someone or something is making distracting noises at you. I have to turn down music to read constantly

POV you’re in Jeremy’s basement and you hear him talking to himself in the bathroom about ice cream

POV you are watching a Jerma tick-tock video

He left out the part about him spitting pistachios into Kim's mouth lmao

@@rockyreecey4191 Streaming on the toilet, as is usual

The part where he literally read out loud to keep the thing close and immediately ran ahead really made me groan

they’re straight up the worst part of the game

They are so violent. Should be censored.

That's the genius of this game tbh. When you're so tensed up anything can scare you

Who would have thought the guy who beat Flamelurker FIRST TRY would get scared by some cardboard

Cardboard: the ultimate support unit

To be fair, I think it WAS meant to be a phone guy reference.

Granted, that is what the reference is

Is he also wearing a Captain America shirt?

oh my god he looks absolutely miserable when he's doing it

A phone and a fan on a desk, with two halls either side, a chair, and a person on the phone repeatedly saying "hello", "hi" and "uh.." c'mon, it's a FNAF reference

Lol thats how he sounds in bed

I don't know how he did the "YOUR SUBMISSION" bit without a voice filter

16:51 he sounds like a puppy oml

he can didgeridoo and he can beatbox lmao

Most Greek name ever

@@HD9S ohhh I should've made a joke about how silly that was and how weird that would be

@@HD9S so youre saying you don't?

good comment

+2 Jerma-tier metaphor

he's compact enough to punch the kneecaps off the monsters with the force of a thousand suns

@@pyrrehraus6571 *E*

Jerma is like the cliche"funny thing make me scared and scary/gross thing make me happy!" Children's movie main charectar monster

Is your pfp from where I think it is?

@@spectronoid it’s Beatrice from Umineko, if that’s what you’re thinking.

@@pyropoyo Was my second option so thank you

@@spectronoid Now I'm just curious what your first was!

@@pyropoyo It's Nemu from Euphoria, just be wary that it's a NSFW game

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO PLS WHY IS IT EXACTLY THE SAAMEE

Alternate joke: the kid from IT

Both these comments fucking slayed me lmao

toy boat

Same

This made me laugh way too hard

anti meme

This is so me when I see a bug

Sorry buddy, in this twitch stream we RESPECT OUR VETS.

@half life cat I'm cryin'

@damn boi yes I did comment this exact thing on another highlights video from the same stream. I think the joke was funny enough that it was worth it to shamelessly repeat it on the official channel and hope nobody notices :)

I can't get enough of what Jerma might've been thinking when he made those sounds

@@bilbostabbins1882 he got too involved in the spookiness

I’M LOOSING MY MIND, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

@@megakillerx holy shit did Majima Goro, from the popular videogame series about very serious crime drama and karaoke known as "yakuza", just reply to MY comment?

ngl i liked the wii u

The Wii u was incredible

This made me laugh way too hard

oh

Clearly you’ve never heard 8:24

@@_.Dylan._ sounds like a pokemon

If an axe murder actually bust into his home and killed him that would be the last sound he would make

Well the mansion is constantly shifting so the note couldve been written by the guy two days inside the mansion

@@DakkaSolae true

he really liked the first room

thought the door was pull not push

Local streamer has to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN himself from making a BAD JOKE, ends up SPLITTING his PSYCHE

I can't hear "hello, hello?" without responding now.

Absolutely destored in a fazbear suit, sory guys

he predicted the future then. because the game took 3 hours LOL

Where tf is your name

@@GloriousVibe •

-braaagh -aaaaaa -**screech**

his joints are rusty

Hi

Davecube

Whyyyu???

said no one

really ? I prefer the 16:38 personally.

@@smellylorenny The Nintendo WILILLILYWIII truly revolutionary.

I chortled and clapped when I read this comment

Minecraft Spider

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE GAME

Thanks Chris

from what exactly...?

Thanks Chris

Thanks babe.

Huuuuah, thanks babe

Local REPTILOID streamer reveals his tru form ON STREAM

Reptiles do not have gills you fool

@@upyoursdotcom aligarot

Yeah that one got me too the scream was startling

That's the million dollar question, I think he's lost his mind years ago

I think he's referencing the phone call you get on your 1st night in Five Nights at Freddy's

It’s jerma making a joke about how hard it was to hold himself back from making a fnaf reference.

That was sick fnaf joke reference

@@shoco462 i thought it was a reference to the joke ster_ did in terraria in which he recorded jerma saying "hello" in various ways and played it back to jerma, causing jerma to reflexively say "hello" back.

The duality of man

Holy shit

“hi how are ya? :)” “how are ya :|” “WHO ARE YA”

I love how it goes from "Hi what's happenin' how are ya? :)" to "Who are ya?" to "Who are ya?!"

ok

why does that creep you out? you misinterpreted the noise... it's not creepy lol

@@floridenko6337 it's honestly horrifying

@@floridenko6337 I'm like seriously freaking scared by it right now like holy @#$%!

@@PapaTheJ that's normal brain tricky nothing strange

Ey it's the matchbox guy

holy shit didnt expect you here

continue to not make videos they kind of sucked

@@insignificantindividual cool

@@insignificantindividual Chad's not a very fitting name for you, is it?

Holy shit. WAIT, HOLY SHIT! He knows more then he lets on.

the only way to get it right is to be wrong

warning: you will be flashed

analogy andy

it's called having an IQ above room temperature

He is the greatest showman

it's that glass of water IQ at work

LMAO i think that person was making a vinny stream joke where, when he mentions disliking something, chat becomes a fountain of "he HATES it"

This was the exact moment I was looking for thank you.

Seconded, there is totally a grunt at the end of that sound and I have no idea why

Why did they change the name?

@@NikolasoGames apparently they actually got sued by some trademark troll. Akuma Kira (the dev) decided they'd rather not bother wasting money defending the title and just changed it. This is also referenced in endless mode at some point. Don't remember how long ago this was but I think it was before the "renovation" came out. The title of the game for a while just had duct tape over the original until hd.

@@voidofspaceandtime4684 IIRC it was a German(?) company called Spooky House or something like that. Obviously anyone with a brain would be able to tell the two apart, but anything to try and make a quick buck amirite?

Reddit moment

Sus pfp 😳

Is the background of your pfp a 2D rendition of The Inventory from Poker Night at The Inventory?

Bruh. How…. How? You must have played spnati before right?

@@jasper_the_ghost Wait, _Strip_ Poker Night at The Inventory?

@@jasper_the_ghost Holy crap, that's a lot of characters...

32:05 To be honest, he wasn't wrong.

The vore ghost thing is super fucky. Truly terrifying

the what now

i don't want to know the context behind those sentences.

@@Cheeseboiga Replying late, but one of the monsters is a ghost that eats you if it kills you, and you can talk to the cat during the “threshold of consciousness” segment. The comment’s phrasing made it sound waaaay worse than it actually is XP

I think he talked to the cat in the full stream

STAHP

The atmosphere of the game is pretty perfect, it switches tone and vibe at the perfect time so when you just start to get used to things it changes things up. Also, the cardboard cutouts are great because you never expect it when you are getting chased. The cardboard cutouts also can block you from getting away from a monster as well as jumpscaring you.

Yes

1 kilogram is 1 pound

he did somehow get the 3 hours right, considering he got stuck/lost in a few places

@@zacharyframe1916 But that was wrong. He said it took 30 minutes to do 100 rooms. Meaning it would take 5 hours

oh shoot im bad at math

sprint away from her

Oh my god you’re right

I was confused too trust

man was too busy with ocular trauma to realize the game done read his mind

It was edited in. The regular death screen just has the weird percussion noises.

even though it actually did take 3 hours

300 minutes = 3 hours lol

They can get annoying when they're super frozen

@@kinnikuboneman yeah but when they're they're my favorite thing ever in ice cream

probably a texture thing tbh

Jerma goes to the real world dude

Ok Sydney hentai man

@@ObossRocks Yo obossrocks, just so you know, I would never hit Jerma, but I'd lay into you.

@@jacobtadlock6972 you must not like babies falling down compilation

Too much of a Mr. Bean ripoff

Parker Stevenson, master of vocabulary.

Jerma is late on everything

Gbj