Markiplier: *watches markiplier* Markiplier: *gets copyright claim*

Ok this is late, but I looked the second game (Need a packet?) up and it's about this cashier girl who's continuous work cycle is making her lose her mind. So each time you play through a day, it'll get more distorted, crazier, etc.

I love new markiplier criticizing old markiplier, best experience.

In the game “Need a Packet?” The horror won’t happen right away because it is a horror-simulator. Playing the game, the cashier *SLOWLY* starts to lose her mind. That’s why when you played the game, you got no result.

I love how he kept making fun of himself “What are you so worried about, he just shot a baby”

*markiplier watching his own video to learn how to play a game he already played, while judging his past self's every move*

33:23 mark dabbing then saying he hates himself is literally my entire existence in one moment

Old mark: **breathes** Current mark: what a tryhard!! Old mark: **gets scared by loud noise** Current mark: mm, no I remember that, it was loud as balls. Understandable.

Not even a minute in and Markiplier realizes that he had boobs, compliments himself, and then proceeds to hit on himself. This is the quality content that I keep coming back for. Keep up the good work Mark!

Other gamers : plays a horror game and gets scared Markiplier : I HAvE BoObS

Mark: *puts the game on insane* Also Mark: "It's too haaaaaaard...."

Mark roasting his past self is a whole mood

"Hell yeah I've got Boobs" -Markiplier 2018

"I don't remember buying this, I don't remember downloading this, it just showed up." That's not good.

Mark: **berates his past self for how he does the thing** Also mark: **still does the thing the same way**

I love how Mark's motion controls on his controller are suddenly on at 38:53 and the character is suddenly looking up at the ceiling and spinning around in a circle. Totally fits in with how the character is supposedly drunk.

Concept for a game. So it calls itself a horror game, and you go though the entire game with no jumpscares, just lots of little things that build up the tension. Then the game ends and credits start rolling. BUT THEN, suddenly the screen goes black, then pops up using your camera a video of you playing the game with weird things happening/appearing behind you, or whispered conversations, then it cuts to a video of you right then with something behind you, and it whispers something creepy about always being there from now on and then the game crashes.

Any other person: "this game is scary" Markiplier: "I HAVE BoOoOoOBS!"

I love when Mark does the frustrated Russian accent even more than the mobster Italian accent.

markplier from future: your weak past mark: im you

"me and my brother look similar" it's almost like...you're related or something weird

*Me: Sees **_Darkiplier_** in the thumbnail* *_Instantly yells at no one in particular to shut up and leave me alone for an hour_*

It actually makes me sad how harsh mark is on himself. I’ve been watching him for so many years now and I loved him at every stage but he’s so mean on his younger self. It’s nice to see how he has improved and how he has changed in a good way but it’s still sad how critical he is on every little bit.

Mark: Who's playing the wind chimes over there? Me: I don't know, maybe the wind? Unless someone is like, blowing on the chimes or somethin'.

Markiplier 2015- "I'VE NEVER RAN AWAY FROM BIG SWINGING BALLS IN MY LIFE!" Markiplier 2018- "I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT MY BOOBS FOR GOOD LUCK" Edit: Where is the change? Edited Edit: HIS HAIR IS SO FOOFY

Hey do you guys remember when mark said that he was working on something HUGE I wonder if that is going to be released on or near halloween like Who Killed Markiplier.

It's weird watching markiplier criticize/talk smacko about himself. That's some great content that I enjoy

Markiplier: Look for valuables Me: Look down Mark

“I don’t like this room” *proceeds to entering the room anyway*

markiplier doesn't make me happy through his games. But his character. He can make anyone laugh with his jokes. I hope he continues his games till the age of 80 and above.

The entire “Dementia” segment had me crying laughing

markiplier: * plays as burglar * also markiplier: “I didn’t know I had to take things”

Mark at begging of a horror game: *SCOOPTY POOP* Mark at end of horror game: *analyze everything*

4:48 Mark: I’ve got a weird mannequin here with a bunch of moons. Me: Oh god, it’s Super Mario Odyssey all over again

mark yelling at himself cracked me up

*watching himself* Mark: da faq?!

*_What am I doing?_* *_Why am I here?_* *_Why am I doing any of this?_* *_What does this all mean?_* *~Mark 2018* And that, Mark, is a constant mood

Mark scares me more than the actual jumpscares..

Love how Mark's talking shit on himself for A: Speaking in his normal voice & B: Doing things he still does nowadays.

What we have learned: Mark loves power management games, and when he retires from youtube, he should work in a facility where he manages power generators.

A Markiplier vid inside a Markiplier vid... Dream come true

Not sure if this was a video about scary games or a self-loathing exercise

No One: Literally No One: Markiplier: *I've got Boooobs!*

This vid has the aura of a weird day at work when nothing works and everyone just starts watching KZfaq together.

*hides in closet, but doesn’t turn off flashlight, shining it directly into doll’s eyes*

make a sequel called "0.25 SCARY GAMES".

Subtitles: **designed for people who can’t hear what Mark is saying** Subtitles at 7:20 : “rip headphone users”

I found it funny that he did the “ho ho ho hooo” laugh for the clown in the first game. Because when I saw the dolls and the clowns the FIRST thing I though of was Emily Wants to Play (a precious horror game Mark has played) and I thought of that laugh that Chuckles (the clown doll) makes in Emily Wants to Play. So yeah, I found it funny.

Less than a minute in, "Oh, I have boobs!"

27:58 NOBODY MAKES FUN OF BABY MARK! NOT EVEN MARK!!!

*Sees the 2019 LoL ad in 2020:* lies.

Recently I made my first actual video that had my voice in it and it sounded a LOT more different then what I thought it would sound like, so its kind of comforting to see Mark poke fun of his older videos and show off how he's grown and evolved over the years. That definitely gave me the confidence boost I needed in making my own stuff.

anybody else notice that he's been referencing Darkiplier a lot more in every video? Is the take over about to start?

I love how Mark makes fun of all the people that keep on talking about the Mattpat Markillier theory

10:55 Best.Sentence.Ever XD Also Mark just judging his self is just killing me XD lmao

I've always appreciated how much Mark tries not to be too critical of games, but you sure to know to avoid something if the words "I paid money for this" come out

“Wait... I’ve got boobs?! Hell yeah, I’ve got boobs!” -Markiplier 2018 I laughed so hard when he said that 😂

Can we have 0.25 more?

Markiplier, really has changed... Man, I used to watch this guy play gmod horror maps with yamimash, playing amnesia: machine for pigs, his gameplay videos of that amnesia game were great, I enjoyed it, and then there was oculus rift games, it was funny to see him get scared while playing oculus rift games, and laughing with yamimash playing gmod horror maps, playing fnaf 1, and those videos were like 6 years ago I think... he’s really changed, his personality, and other stuff, I’m glad I stick with Markiplier’s channel for many years now, I really really enjoyed all of Markiplier’s video contents, I grew up watching this dude, really funny, so I just have to say, you’re the best youtuber ever, Markiplier, keep up the good work and stay safe! 🙂

"It's not a *scary* game if I have *boobs"* *Game Logic*

I wish mark would upload... *markiplier uploaded 45 seconds ago* Thank you God...

I feel bad for KZfaqrs who are expected to never change. You change every year as you get older, that's just how it is. And almost all of the time, the person who changed looks back at themselves and cringes hard. It's life, and it's human. And people making dumb theories, obsessing over it, or criticizing it just confuse me. Because whether or not you're famous or a KZfaqr doesn't change the fact that you will change, because you're still a person. Have these people never changed themselves, or looked back at their young self and just cringed away? It's normal. He's a person, not a character. Respect that.

Mark: sets a game he's never played to highest difficulty Mark: this game suck!

Ah I researched need a packet and the character you play as falls into insanity due to the menial and repetitive labor ~ it sounds cool

Mark: what am I doing? Me: playing a game. Mark: why am I here? Me: you clicked on this game.

So, is New Markiplier a hater of Old Markiplier? (Also, yes I got fooled by the thumbnail too XD)

30:02 I went on the wiki just to check, but that is in fact the sound of glass being broken in Minecraft, so if that sounded familiar to people that's why.

"I've got boobs! Either that or I've got incredible pectoral muscles but I think I got boobs!" -Mark Edward Fischbach, 2018 I swear Mark being so excited over the fact he's a woman in the first one is hilarious.

Mark:* puts darkiplier in the thumbnail* Every markiplier fan within the entire world: *clicking intensifies*

*insert comment on how the description said roast old markiplier and long conspiracy theory *

i like how there's no horror sound effects, just a sad piano when you die XD

I love how mark always finds a way to make something sound weird💀💀

(2.5 seconds into the vid) Mark: *i'Ve gOt bOoBs!!11!111!*

I sort of hope that mark comes back to this in a few years and just makes fun of himself making fun of himself. *original mark says something* current mark: what's wrong with your voice, shithead? future mark: what's wrong with YOUR voice, shithead?! it'd be like the ultimate markception...

I heard wind chimes outside from my neighbor's house and Mark said "who's playing those wind chimes" I wasn't sure if the chimes were irl or in game anymore lol

It might be just me but I feel that Mark recorded this in a bad mood. It gives me that vibe Edit: it's a live stream, I didn't realize. It was probably that

Roasting "Old Markiplier" huh? So I guess... _It has begun_

1st game: Mark doesn't finish 2nd game: Mark doesn't understand and doesn't finish 3rd game: Mark doesn't play and watch his old self play 4th game: controller doesn't work What was this video :')

Shoulda called this scary games: mark quits every game edition 😂

Mark: Playing random horror games. KZfaq: You're playing "Slender: The Eight Pages"

0:34 “Hell yeah, oh hell yeah” Jenna Marbles is quaking

This is literally every single jumpscare or spook in this entire video. It took me 2 hours. 1:58 (small thud noise from above) 2:59 (music stops playing) 3:15 (mannequin in doorway) 3:42 (music starts again softly) 4:03 (mark turns flashlight off for a second) 4:53 (weird boards on wall) 5:20 (music stops abruptly) 5:43 (mark mistakes chair for person (its not)) 6:16 (doll in chair) 6:51 (music starts loudly) 7:10 (woman whimpers) 7:19 (low man voice) 7:20 (small clown doll walks into room and chases him) Mark dies at this point and restarts game. 8:08 (thud from room over) 8:11 (doll in chair again) 8:19 (loud music starts again) 8:24 (light from across the hallway, woman's breath) 8:36 (clown walks into room, low, creepy talking) 8:51 (clown runs back into room) 8:53 (kills mark) Mark restarts game for the second time. 9:54 (enters doll room) 10:09 (scratchy music plays) 10:28 (footsteps) 10:43 (clown enters dark hallway, chases mark) 10:56 (mark bumps into the clown again) 11:12 (mark dies) Mark starts the second game. 13:03 (editing scare from mark himself) Mark starts third game. 21:41 (glass shatters) 21:43 (door swings open) 21:53 (door slams shut) 22:27 (wardrobe reveals portal (?)) 22:38 (weird music starts) 22:43 (loud scratchy noise and lights flicker off) 23:02 (baby starts crying) 23:18 (teleported back to start with loudish noise) 23:33 (very intense gunfire x5) 23:50 (lights turn off again, gunfire continues) 24:22 (hallway opens up) 25:07 (glass breaks) 25:09 (weird whispy music starts again) 25:16 (loud noise, glass shatters, red light blinks, lights flicker off) 25:27 (gunfire starts again) 25:36 (creepy childish music starts) 25:42 (crib appears) 26:07 (loud noise and yellow light in distance) Mark now watches his old self play the game. Same scares, but a lot less intense. I only put in the major (ish) ones. 27:01 (mark scare himself: mask and yelling) 32:09 (baby crib, music) 33:06 (cheap jumpscare of clown (mark warns)) Mark starts fourth game. 35:45 (thud x5) 36:22 (light flash and thunder) 37:07: (very quiet whimper (mark didn't notice)) Mark starts another game due to controller problems. 42:52 (creature appears and kills mark) 45:34 (dark hallway) 46:01 (all lights turn off) 46:09 (loud noise and mark's death) 49:54 (complete loss of power) 49:58 (mark dies) 51:18 (sees creature in the dark) 53:13 (mark loses all power) 53:16 (mark dies) Thats all :)

The Game: Don't Play With Dolls Me, whos been terrified of dolls since age 4: *Never did.*

Love how the game for playstation had an NES hooked up to the TV

~THE SCARES~ -First Game- 7:10 Gasping 7:19 Hugging Clown Doll 8:24 Hugging Clown making honest living patrolling halls 8:49 Mark isn't good at hide and seek 10:43 More hugs! 10:54 Still hugs 11:11 He finds Mark -Second Game- 13:01 FBI OPEN UP -Third Game- 21:40 Smashing/breaking 21:52 Door slams 22:39 Weird noises 23:18 NOISES 23:31 BANG 23:00 Death 25:06 Another Breaking 25:13 A train??? 26:09 MORE TRAINS!

Me: I shouldn't watch this after midnight. I'm going to bed. Mark: Hell yeah! I've got boobs! Me: Well played, Mark

i came here for scary games but i got markiplier reacting to himself playing scary games. i am not disappointed.

rewatching these is healing to the soul.

"I put my peinis in, I took my peinis out I put my peinis back in and I shook it all about AND ALL THE SUDDEN SHE'S PREGNANT"

I don't like the way Mark was taking jabs at Old Mark. You leave Old Mark alone, Mark! He was good people!

You just gotta love mark roasting himself lmao 😂😂

when mark is reacting to his old self, it REALLY reminds me of bo burnham inside. when bo is reacting to himself

Mark yelling at his younger self is the best lmao

Mark:*playing a game where your in a house stealing stuff* Mark: HEY THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT GAME WHERE YOUR IN A HOUSE STEALING STUFF

watching him talk to his younger self was a weird experience

23:14 Me the day after I get out of Area 51 with my new alien

1:39 *Stands in front of piano with expensive vases on top* "I don't even see anything of value"

“I HAVE BOOOOOBS!” markiplier 2018

This 3 scary games episode was just a roller-coaster ride. Crazy up and down

"it just showed up" when something just showing up by itself - it's the start of a new horror