3 Shorts A Man Should NEVER Wear
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@dlpsr2361 Жыл бұрын
Me watching with basketball shorts with no underwear 😂
@Kingharthegreat Жыл бұрын
I thought that was only for swimming trunks
@InnerRise Жыл бұрын
@@Kingharthegreat it is. Or Russians
@herberttrujillo1047 Жыл бұрын
Same here too bro 😂😂😂
@unrealgray6360 Жыл бұрын
Ur weird 💀💀
@melzinha.e.Taytay Жыл бұрын
Proof?
@mymutt3980 Жыл бұрын
my calves are already tiny, they're nonexistent
@theoddgamer8266 Жыл бұрын
Don’t be discouraged. You might have high calf insertions. Which could benefit you in jumping or sprinting
@oneviralvideo5907 Жыл бұрын
bros walkin on stilts?
@mymutt3980 Жыл бұрын
@@oneviralvideo5907 lol no, and good news my calves been growing
@brennanlettucetomato Жыл бұрын
Bro at my school named Bobby Palmori is 6'5" and has skinny legs and told the class he was too insecure to wear shorts but as it got hotter outside he got used to the insecurity.
@brennanlettucetomato Жыл бұрын
☠️
@christopherluce3294 Жыл бұрын
I’m married. I don’t wear cargos for the look. I wear them to carry my wife’s stuff. It’s better then a book bag 😂
@anshsharma4131 10 ай бұрын
What the fck is a book bag?😅
@aiyai900 10 ай бұрын
@@anshsharma4131backpack
@BigJFindAWay 9 ай бұрын
Why not carry a man bag?
@Zaa-jn3cz 9 ай бұрын
@@anshsharma4131 book bag is a backpack.
@notothe8915 8 ай бұрын
@@BigJFindAWaybecause he’s married and not a drug dealer.
@XoXo475 Жыл бұрын
I don’t wear ANY shorts. My skinny white legs are shocking.
@KO-zi2xf Жыл бұрын
Probably wouldn't be so white if you'd wear shorts
@yaaseenjohnson5842 Жыл бұрын
Same here 😂 I wear track suit pants in summer as well even though I sweat like hell 😅
@wayfaring_stranger1413 11 ай бұрын
Probably wouldn't be white if you weren't Caucasian.
@Sickmetal396 8 ай бұрын
LOOL
@Marrmad7 7 ай бұрын
@@KO-zi2xfI think he means he wears pants
@liquid7105 26 күн бұрын
Tight denim shorts is not a good look on any man
@JCM311 Жыл бұрын
I like big baggy cargos, they’re comfortable to me. And being comfortable is better than trying to impress other people.
@antony2206 Жыл бұрын
I think button up with cargos looks great, nice for summer.
@jfish9014 Жыл бұрын
I wear cargo shorts all the time. I’ve got terrible old man saggy balls, and need something comfortable
@abelvdz8894 Жыл бұрын
Yoo same ,and I just like the babby fit
@InnerRise Жыл бұрын
@@jfish9014 all balls sag. Young and old. You need to see more nuts.
@trips347 Жыл бұрын
What is so ‘uncomfortable’ about other types of shorts?
@brianleslie19 Жыл бұрын
A real man doesn’t care what people think about what he wears.
@TrumpsaTerroristChangeMyMind Жыл бұрын
They can also take pride in the way they look tho
@neilhardie6312 Жыл бұрын
A real man takes pride in his appearance
@QuackersExpress Жыл бұрын
A real man wants to look good.
@personman445 Жыл бұрын
Real men wear underwear
@robineftw Жыл бұрын
Real men are butt naked
@mateovillarraga9624 Жыл бұрын
fragile mascuilinity be like
@BigJFindAWay 9 ай бұрын
Yes you’re right. And it’s particularly true in North America where they’ve got absolutely no clue whatsoever what a manly man is.
@johnmccatherin5892 6 ай бұрын
@BigJFindAWay pshhh north America, buddy that 90% of the world. Can you get more specific? We got 50 states with 100+ communities in each.
@andrewm1069 6 ай бұрын
@@BigJFindAWaylol. You can't be serious? You think Europe does? Hahaha laughable
@macadelic2492 3 ай бұрын
What? You like wearing the tight jorts? 😂
@Ontiming2023 2 ай бұрын
Everybody isn’t over 6”0 I’m 5”7
@ayylien8883 Жыл бұрын
Listen bro just because you can’t go commando in gym shorts doesn’t mean nobody can some people actually don’t have 2 inch ducks😂😂
@nyg1984 Жыл бұрын
Nothing puts a smile on my face like a guy in sweatpants shorts while comando.😛😎
@DontBegItLad Жыл бұрын
*Thats enough shorts for the week.*
@RAMIR3Z0 3 ай бұрын
I get it
@DJReyzor357 4 ай бұрын
John Cena disapproves of this video 😆 🤣 😂
@earlduckspencevsterencechi8835 Жыл бұрын
I usually wear basketball shorts with no underwear when I go get a lap dance at the strip club get my money worth
@devan1635 Ай бұрын
Bruh just go to a massage parlor and get the whole enchilada 😂
@ShawnFX 6 күн бұрын
@@devan1635wait I thought that was illegal😂
@KoreshDabar-YHWHbenYisrael Ай бұрын
I will ALWAYS Wear my Baggy Cargo shorts!!
@patoteto2 Жыл бұрын
Don’t listen to this man by all means u encourage you to wear basketball shorts while commando. Please never stop doing that 🤤 there are some of us who likes to see
@mezmerized4lifejay654 11 ай бұрын
#3: Speak for yourself lol
@samuelgracia-ot6gv Ай бұрын
Lol
@EmperorSheevPalpatine 9 күн бұрын
Right!
@RairakkuMushi Жыл бұрын
Dear men, please disregard #1. You look fantastic in those. Please keep wearing them and rockin the skater man look. Please.
@reidellis1988 6 ай бұрын
Watch.. next, he's going to say that a 53 year old shouldn't be wearing a 30 year old Thrasher magazine t shirt. You just made my day. Thanks❤
@swimpsmagbayao9513 3 ай бұрын
Right... who the hell is going to take advice from a guy screaming at the camera anyway
@HearMeOut-bi6ui Ай бұрын
Kween💅👄
@KoreshDabar-YHWHbenYisrael Ай бұрын
I will rock my Abercrombie and Fitch Cargos til the day I die and will be buried in them.
@swimpsmagbayao9513 Ай бұрын
@@KoreshDabar-YHWHbenYisrael yup...ii hear you brother...I love it when women think they know fashion
@DaveD2488 Жыл бұрын
I always go with what I feel comfortable with whether it's in style or not.
@hereitcomes3912 Жыл бұрын
Virgin vibes
@caftood Жыл бұрын
just admit you get no bitches
@wallyjackson9543 Жыл бұрын
Good for you but this is a style channel so..
@DaveD2488 Жыл бұрын
@@wallyjackson9543 Don't you want to get something YOU look good in and feel comfortable in. As long as it doesn't look too corny. I will get something in style but what I feel and look good in.
@D-M-J Жыл бұрын
Exactly me too
@DREKOWICK69 Жыл бұрын
but I love showing off in the mesh lol
@JJ-bu9jp Жыл бұрын
Bro called out my whole class on 3
@markmh835 Жыл бұрын
Really? You have a whole class of commandos?
@mikhailmarinov8 Жыл бұрын
any clothes can be worn.. if it fits well, nicely put together in style and dressed for appropriate occasion.
@-Sergioxx- Жыл бұрын
Ikr, I should be able to wear my shorts without underwear showing my hanging balls without being judged
@mikhailmarinov8 10 ай бұрын
@@-Sergioxx- definitely.. if u going to shoot a porn scene called "Old men and young kittens" or something stupid like that lol
@miltonstern6917 Жыл бұрын
I dress like Winnie the Pooh -- shirt with nothing else. 😂😂😂
@raultripon9211 Жыл бұрын
In conclusion, never wear shorts 😂
@josecenteno9043 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@hereitcomes3912 Жыл бұрын
Yup..
@kalaxazoseisaire Жыл бұрын
Wear shorts just dont wear cargo shorts that end up in your calves you might as well wear long pants then, also its better to wear shorts that end up near your quads so you dont appear small legged
@danielz1666 10 ай бұрын
Wear a skirt instead
@victorosong132 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Straightastheycome Жыл бұрын
My tiny calfs laughing in the corner.
@JCizzleSoCal 29 күн бұрын
Alpha is a little guy at 5’7” so he obviously can’t wear baggy or oversized shorts. 😂😂😂
@Winchester-hh7vb 26 күн бұрын
Slight correction. He’s 5’6”
@JCizzleSoCal 23 күн бұрын
@@Winchester-hh7vbOuch…even worse
@ubermensch6669 Жыл бұрын
I’m sticking with cargo ,I’m not trying to impress anybody I want to feel comfortable with cargo shorts
@PLISSKEN1970 Жыл бұрын
Cargo shorts rule. I can't stand this generations style. It's not manly.
@BigJFindAWay 9 ай бұрын
What’s this generation’s style? And what’s not manly? If you’re North American or British you likely saw very few manly men in your life.
@raymondtorres6159 Жыл бұрын
Oh no, I disagree with number 3. Basketball shorts and sweatpants make for a perfect visual.
@lqeaux 2 ай бұрын
He said dont wear it WITHOUT underwear.
@genekendrick679 Ай бұрын
🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤
@PhantomFilmAustralia Жыл бұрын
He should take pride in the way he looks. It's pride month. 😂
@jonathanmoulton9251 25 күн бұрын
This guy has no fashion tips what so ever
@BigH4PPY Жыл бұрын
Wear what you want and not what others want you to wear
@PRODBYBEAM Жыл бұрын
hes making sure u dont look fucking weird lol, take the advice
@MM33003 Жыл бұрын
It’s just fashion advice. Calm down
@BigH4PPY Жыл бұрын
I understand that this is intended to offer fashion advice, to clarify, I'm saying it's important to respect individual choices and personal style. What may seem 'weird' to one person could be someone else's unique expression, wearing what makes you feel comfortable and confident is what truly matters.
@InnerRise Жыл бұрын
@@BigH4PPY so which one of these do you wear? I'm getting that vibe from you.
@BigH4PPY Жыл бұрын
@@InnerRise i'm a nudist of course
@michaelaldredge-greenwell1692 Жыл бұрын
Frankly, I love it when a guy wears basketball shorts w/o underwear; so that we CAN see his goods!! You’re wrong there, Alpha
@domcruise274 11 ай бұрын
My eyes are up here you creep
@NiB-Productions 10 ай бұрын
🤨🏳️🌈?
@Inktron 10 ай бұрын
I’m worried for you
@michaelaldredge-greenwell1692 10 ай бұрын
@@Inktron I’m worried for YOU!! Don’t be worried about me!! I’m fine. Run along now, kid. Go play in traffic…
@BigJFindAWay 9 ай бұрын
Everyone should wear underwear. Men and women alike. It’s unhygienic not to.
@TNTGamingonline Жыл бұрын
Chicks love men in basketball shorts. They love to see the print.😂😂😂😂
@moneymakinmitch8130 Жыл бұрын
only if you packin
@Zyphure Жыл бұрын
Dude my calves are bigger than 90% of my friends wastes - there is no Cargo Shorts that can make them look small.
@antoniodouaihy628 Жыл бұрын
Check your weight
@Zyphure Жыл бұрын
@@antoniodouaihy628 Well that is a totally unnecessary comment - I am actually of athletic build with little to no fat on me, I just have extremely large calves. What is your excuse for being an A-Hole!
@LebronJames-cl4pj Жыл бұрын
Damn I feel bad for your friends. They must all be either anorexic or 5 years old
@InnerRise Жыл бұрын
@@antoniodouaihy628 DEAD
@d3si3l Жыл бұрын
Same
@Do0mtrainw3 Жыл бұрын
Sitting at home in my gym shorts commando I feel attacked
@yaassss5531 Жыл бұрын
I’ll have to keep an eye out for the no underwear men.
@marcusbettis3524 3 ай бұрын
😂
@MaryTheresa1986 Жыл бұрын
Orrr, just be a confident adult who wears whatever they want. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
@ak_getright9905 Жыл бұрын
Some things look better than others on women
@zdraws1490 Жыл бұрын
There's a difference in wearing just whatever you want and wearing something you KNOW would look great on you. Blind positivity doesn't automatically translate to confidence or attractiveness.
@KinggDante Жыл бұрын
These comments on every video are so damn annoying. He’s giving advice, no one’s forcing you to take it
@gabrielalvarez2889 Жыл бұрын
This video is clearly not for those without fashion sense, ofc you can wear whatever you want but it wont mean you’ll look good. If you are a person who doesn’t care about what you wear this channel should not be one you watch, simple.
@hereitcomes3912 Жыл бұрын
Andddd than don't complane about havin no girlfriend
@BenjaminKarlSmiley Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 the last one
@jcstevegigs Ай бұрын
I don’t care…I still rock the baggy cargos! I work as a musician all summer. I need the pockets and always lose about 20-25 lbs so nothing fits!
@CubsFan2812 Жыл бұрын
As a slightly bigger man I have to say that knee length cargo shorts flatter my body a lot more than above the knee shorts with like an 8 or 9 inch inseam. Those look good on thinner guys but not guys like me, lol.
@BigJFindAWay 9 ай бұрын
My boyfriend (he’s heterosexual) is a much bigger dude and he wouldn’t be caught dead in cargo shorts.
@CubsFan2812 9 ай бұрын
@@BigJFindAWay Good for him. Everyone has freedom of choice. I don't understand what his sexual orientation has anything to do with it.
@BigJFindAWay 9 ай бұрын
@@CubsFan2812 Because all the Americans and Canadians will immediately assume he's gay. He's not.
@no_regerts5176 11 ай бұрын
I spend the whole summer in cut off tri-cam BDUs. Best shorts ever.
@TheRoyaleGamer279 13 күн бұрын
"Your wiener🤏" im dying rn💀
@kingbert1231 27 күн бұрын
Im tall i can wear oversized shorts and fit white t shirt
@slicksmith856 Ай бұрын
Getting many compliments on my shorts, thanks to this man.
@ericc3548 Жыл бұрын
That third one sounds like a personal response from past experiences 🤣🤣🤣
@jonathanjohnson2785 Жыл бұрын
Aaron you killing me😂😂
@backyard_flamingo3864 7 күн бұрын
Me and my man out here twinning in baggy cargos 😂 we comfy af
@Khudkokhoj Жыл бұрын
Then which shorts should we go with.. 😢
@arty_lerry7730 Жыл бұрын
Loose shorts that end right above Your knee. But You need to workout Your legs. Anything longer looks like kid. And shorter doesn't look manly lol.
@kalaxazoseisaire Жыл бұрын
@@arty_lerry7730 i think higher is better until the quads maybe, because you don't want to hide your legs if they are strong
@arty_lerry7730 Жыл бұрын
@@kalaxazoseisaire Yeah. Just not too short. Mid quads.
@BigJFindAWay 9 ай бұрын
Why loose?
@BigJFindAWay 9 ай бұрын
Why not short?
@unforgettable1329 10 ай бұрын
Me wearing skinny thighs cycling shorts but it doesn’t fits well, it does look like jersey shorts 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnkountouris3288 11 ай бұрын
If men want to wear tight clothing they should wear it.... who cares. Don't expect people to consider tight jean shorts as clothing for just one sex. Some people dont wear tight clothing including women.
@timothyslaughter476 Жыл бұрын
When you're as short as you are be careful cuz even the shorter shorts go down to your ankles...so....yeah definitely be careful....short as you are!!! With the shorts. This guy talking about shorts is too ironically funny!!!
@hubertnguyen3735 11 ай бұрын
Aaron hasnt heard about grey sweats season, grey basketball shorts arevin the same Category, women love seeing outlines of our *D*, cargo shorts are making a comeback
@stevemiller1345 Ай бұрын
He actually looks fly with the cargos. Cargos are the best
@PoppedAndFlopped Ай бұрын
fr
@mysticizzm Жыл бұрын
#3 are absolutely allowed, and highly encouraged, and #1 works if your over 6'3 and swole
@tonysoextra Жыл бұрын
I beg to differ with that last point😅
@tonyherdina9142 13 сағат бұрын
Those baggy cargo shorts are good for working around the house. Big pockets to put stuff in.
@Colakaze 3 ай бұрын
Baggy cargos don’t make you look short You’re just short.
@ExecutiveZone1 Жыл бұрын
I make sure to wear cargo shorts when I keep my bathmate pump on for extended use
@jacekmma Жыл бұрын
Id rather baggy shorts.
@jesuscarrillo3705 Жыл бұрын
Oversized cargo shorts work perfect with half way socks if you got slimer calves..👌
@anthonygarrido4269 Жыл бұрын
Great video i have tons of baggy cargo shorts lol
@gregstone6916 Жыл бұрын
Spot on 👍🏻👍🏻. My least favorite are the athletic shorts that go down to way below the knees😳. And ripped ones.
@markfreese3396 Жыл бұрын
Dude you hit the nail right on the head...
@AntDiFlamas Жыл бұрын
Dang I love extra pockets literally all my shorts are like that 😂😂
@nolbertolopez1128 Жыл бұрын
#3 hurt my pride 😂
@sirdouros 5 ай бұрын
meanwhile the first example of "why not to wear baggy cargos" looks fire
@sameerwadappi4401 Жыл бұрын
johncena looks lit in every shorts but you cant see him
@czatron Жыл бұрын
Dude , every women in the world appreciate the bulge, it’s not my fault , it’s natural …… your just not packing
@MrGreentodd7 Жыл бұрын
Idk about aboveg the knee, but I agree with everything else lol. I wear everything right below the knee.😂
@dannydalcantar9889 Ай бұрын
I just wear relaxed fit for almost anything
@CollierPorter Жыл бұрын
Listen, I can absolutely rock some cargo shorts. It’s about your attitude when you wear them
@VeerSingh-gl9ff 22 күн бұрын
Jhon Cena you know just chilling in the jeans
@richardskony2015 Жыл бұрын
Well it’s not fair because it’s so big that it’s extremely visible even with underwear and gym shorts on
@andrewthielen6613 2 ай бұрын
This may be one of the only videos I agree with. Cargo shorts are fine, but not ones that are huge
@dannymanganelli9314 Жыл бұрын
Aaron looks good in the jorts
@zochhuanawmazote1658 2 ай бұрын
Always loved baggy Cargo Shorts with side pocket attached..
@RudyEspinoza-fs7ih 10 ай бұрын
Hell nah I don’t anybody seeing my Ashy ass legs
@thomashernandez8700 3 ай бұрын
#2 is fine.
@nsniper7618 8 ай бұрын
I need my cargo shorts for my extra magazines
@jae5103 Жыл бұрын
I like shorts, they're comfy & easy to wear
@basedwood Жыл бұрын
Baggy cargos are fire tho
@jasonj.6276 4 ай бұрын
I just wanted to say jorts are freaking awesome. Maybe the most perfect clothing item for the summer time... especially if you're doing some time of work outdoors.
@mikemikemikemikemikemeup 10 ай бұрын
I think I’m just gonna keep doing what I want. It’s worked for me so far.
@Teddy_Vilardi Жыл бұрын
Why are you yelling at me??
@soundcheck2k7 22 күн бұрын
Them skin tight jorts is what all them Latin dudes be wearing 😂
@johnvalentine9684 Жыл бұрын
You never disappoint. Great content.
@dragonlordking112 10 ай бұрын
It's like your trying to puss of Adam Sandler with the first one
@MatteoC792 10 күн бұрын
Why is he yelling at me help 💀
@redneon06 10 ай бұрын
Jorts are nice! I’ve just started wearing them, especially the stretch kind! I love them!
@MrBilly1229 4 ай бұрын
The only types of shorts I wear and will continue wearing them
@krishnankuttykk5950 Ай бұрын
Bro is talking trash because he is short🤣
@jacusounds Жыл бұрын
WEAR WHATEVER THE F*** YOU WANT!!!
@michaeldodd3563 Ай бұрын
Real men can wear anything with confidence, provided it’s the right occasion.
@azure8696 10 ай бұрын
Listen I ain't wearing no "hoochie daddy Shorts" and definitely ain't wearing no skeet ass shorts either 😂🤣
@Cerebralcortex9329 Жыл бұрын
bro straight up said 😂🤏
@bigboycreams4769 6 ай бұрын
This guy really does give hood advice, but sometimes he is just super annoying. If he had this level of energy every video nobody would hate him as much.
@JohnPaulFernandes Жыл бұрын
Stop telling people what to wear…. That’s the problem. Wear what you want . Your not going to look like a woman by wearing tight shorts. Basket ball shorts are the worst unfashionable thing. Made out of cheap material look cheap and just As bad as cargo shorts. 😮
@BigJFindAWay 9 ай бұрын
Tight shorts look awesome on men and no they don’t construct the genitals because they’re made of various soft supple and stretchy materials.
@torquejunkie69 24 күн бұрын
Cargos look dope, but you gotta lean into that early 2000’s skater look and grab some tube socks, adidas clamshells, and a good tee shirt.
@peterdennis6669 Жыл бұрын
If you like it, wear that shit
@user-tb4bn5ho7s 14 күн бұрын
Ain't nothing gonna make me look short...my apologies to all the short kings out there. I love you all.
@Gotbread25 Ай бұрын
Imagine wearing an above the knee shorts and slim at that. That’s a jock itch waiting to happen