We love Papa, all is forgiven!

love u papa x

Iss fine papi Josh

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It's okay Papa! We love you anyway!

omg i just realized

this is the best thing

Ya know, it really is 😂

Bold of you to assume adults don’t eat lunchables.

@@andins761 I made my husband so happy one day when I put lunchables in his lunchbox. He's 45.

Bwuahahaha well put my friend 🙏🏽

Me!

@Cole Diggler Some Americans don’t care about the point, Dirk. They’re just looking for something similar without it being too expensive.

im both of those lets gooo

i think this takes the award for the worst comment i’ve ever read

I work retail. This is depressing for us workers, especially the bosses, but personally satisfying to make a customer happy. Hell, I'm not the corporate gods that money zaps straight from the sales into their wallets. I'm more just like you. So a win for you is a win in my book!! Tho I still make quite the effort to do my job well and prevent loss in the company I work for. We can only pray my loyalty and prideful work may be recognized by my stankin rich overlords, or at least their knights and bishops, my managers, one day. Pray for me king 🙏

That’s so frickin sweet I love that

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That's why my board be smelling like fish

😂😭😂😭

i would just eat the board itself to assert dominance to everyone who exists

I'm not picking anyone with prettier hair than mine.

I was afraid of hitting the table lol

Joshua Weissman yeah, I too am afraid of punching the table unintentionally while in a Fight with some cheese. It just happens so often I’m getting tired of hitting the table.

@@JoshuaWeissman The table should've just backed off lol

Why would Josh punch in a fight? Have you seen those knife skills? Bad guy will be filleted and deboned before the cops arrive to see the *B-ROLL*

What about now?

Hello from 2023 where... f you and your cheese

Yep. Thanks to everyone who voted democrat 😂

@@erickstamandmakes absolutely no sense

Commenting from 2024 the $30 board is closer to $120

Mmm or bacon jam

Aldi would give you so much more for £30 than he got. So much more and better quality stuff as well.

Exactly what I thought

What's Aldi? Aldees nuts

@@ilikevideos4868 bruh

Very true

I luv blue cheeeeeese he cray

It’s literally so gross!!! Lol

That part made me very happy

Lolll idk what is it bro. It just tastes so weird to me 😬. Y'all blue cheese lovers can have it all😂

Why do you all of you hate it so much? It's delicious!!!

ME TOOOOO!

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Would be really easy to do. Desserts are generally where money is made on a restaurant menu. You'd be surprised how little a single portion of dessert can cost to make.

sugar is not expensive, just mix sugar and stuff and there you are.

Yooooo the chocolate cake from claim jumper?!

I had this as an appetizer for Thanksgiving. Delicious!

Cream cheese with hot pepper jelly works great also. The cream cheese balances the hot pepper spicyness. 😋

Simple Rotel can work pretty well, too!

Same!

Hmm.. I'm from Denmark, so I agree on the quality, but not the price! 😂 But seriously, his cheap one looked really cheap and sad! I'd rather make stuff on my own, than serving that to guests!

True! I was shocked by the pricing he showed on screen. The Gouda and the grapes pricing were definitely the icing on the cake...

@@jakobraahauge7299 see the funny part is most Americans in general don't like cheese that has that cheese smell. American cheddar, pepper jack, Swiss, etc cheeses are very very mild intentionally. If you made the expensive board many people wouldn't eat it. American taste for cheese is very different then Europeans. Also summer sausage is legit, many good local farmers around country make variations of summer sausage and many people like it way more then salami. The third note is grapes seem out of place in general, I think apples are better idea. The truth is I think good cheap crackers like triscuits are pretty delicious. The only thing I see worth going high price is olives. Thankfully you can get great olives in USA as surprising as that might sound. I think standard American cheese, some packs of good crackers, some apples and some local summer sausage /smoked meats beats the hell out of that "expensive board". American style Colby jack/Swiss/pepper jack + some good smoked meats maybe an olive caper or apple and you got some good stuff. I traveled all through Europe and I think some Europeans over estimate the value of certain foods while underestimate simplicity's, sometimes simple food might combine in ways more surpring then you realize. Everything good doesn't have to be complicated, less can be more as well. I have seen countless times where an over complicated recipe can ruin the whole deal. After eating both modern American cheese vs old school european cheese I really prefer the more accessible American cheeses. I like the fact that the food smells good and tastes good, I can't get passed eating stuff that smells horrible definitely not for me.

@@jewboybobpatriot3643 Thank you! Great tips for a trip to Amerika! I definitely agree with choosing taste over price - it's the same here! Especially when it comes to crackers, as you point out also goes for America! I know there are local tastes - I'm from Denmark and our beloved fermented fish and salty liquorices are not very popular among people from abroad - the liquorice is a great souvenir, try giving them to your friends when you come home! Usually quite amusing. Everybody's taste should be respected and of course taste is also an acquired thing - so trying new things is always a good idea. Thanks for the comprehensive reply - I hope you will have a wonderful time in the new year!

can confirm

True lmao, we actually picked some last month.

tell me about it!

Yes.

In Greece thinking about the price of grapes going waaaaaaaat. This gave me some ideas, Feta, Goat Cheese, Graviera, some nice smoked Turkey, grilled rustic bread with olive oil and oregano, grapes, figs, pears... Good shit.

Same here! I was shocked how much the cheeses were.

Same here, I would've expected it to be a lot cheaper, although he might just be from an area that has high prices but also higher minimum wage than elsewhere in the US.

Same! I am from germany and videos like this make me realise how grateful I should be for our low food prices. I could pull of the 30$ board for like 15€ if calculating down bulk packages counts. I am honestly shook o.o

Those are an expensive grape. We have normal grapes about a dollar a lb.

Yeah, don't want people thinking grapes are expensive in the US. They're usually one of the cheapest fruits; mans just found himself some fancy grapes

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Yes! He got it right!

I would love to see what breakfasts we do when we're all getting by. I bet it was still satisfying.

What do you typically put on yours?

Also 13$ for grapes ma che cazzo si fumano oltreoceano

@@MrMoro25 Cristo certi prezzi mi sembrano veramente inventati

MrMoro25 ‘ra madonna con 13$ mi aspetto minimo 5 kili di uva

I CAME TO SAY JUST THE SAME OMG

Wasn't several of the food products cheaper here in Europe? 🤔 I think I live in a expensive country but I think I can get cheaper stuff that's still good

Same goes for all the foods - a jar of cornishons costs the equivalent of 2 dollars where I live. Also, how can seedless grapes cost 14 dollars??

He definitely over paid for the grapes, in his defense they were slightly fancier than just seedless they're a smaller champagne style grape. But America's kind of rich and different sorts of grapes so he could have still had something nice without the price tag

Grew up in the US, there was a good cheese shop near my first job, so I developed a taste for better cheeses. Moved to Korea in the 90's, where the best cheese available was Velveta from the black market. Now I live in Europe.... almost makes up for Swedish winters.

yooo how are you dude

5:31

Aiyo chef!😂

And my heart

@@DarkShadow-kp3mg doing well man, editing some stupid videos for this week. Seriously not sure what I was thinking...

😂

True 😂 I make it for myself when I feel sad

Ah the depression fridge pickins dinner

Its got all the key elements. Looks pretty, requires no energy to cook/perpare, makes you feel good

😂🤣

Same

I learned to like blue cheese because nobody else does and I can have all the cheese to myself

same ngl

@@Ksweetpea LMAFSISSKXBSID

My mom and brother love it but to me it just tastes like...something I should not be eating.

Great tip!

Pouring over a tall metal spoon or other tall metal utensil will work too, conducts the heat away I think?

@@ezura4760 the onions are enough to drop the temperature a bit

As a chemistry major who works with fragile glass every day. Water that is just barely boiling will do nothing to weaken your glass, this is a completely unnecessary step.

@@justinrodgers6305 borosilicate vs soda glass. You can absolutely thermal shock soda glass by pouring just off boiling water into mid teens (Celsius) temperature glass.

I thought about David immediately lol

I love David. Anyone who crosses this comment should watch him. He's so "us", trying to do so "them."

I really don't like Seymour's style. The character feels forced and he only redoes other people's recipes. I don't doubt he's a good cook, but it doesn't feel authentic.

VOMIT cheese? David is out

A nice Indian spiced cranberry chutney is supposed to be good poured over cream cheese. I have made the chutney and slathered it on a grilled cheese sandwich but not tried it with cream cheese yet

That sounds great! How did it go?

Kinda sus, ngl

Blue cheese taste like a stiff sock And i agree

It’s just like Swiss tastes like old feet

some things taste exactly how they smell.

I wonder how so many people know the taste of a stiff sock. Must’ve been a tough life.

Who doesn’t?

I now say it completely out of context in real life situations and I can’t stop.

WHAT'S the song name man :(

@@juststevoo bro same lmao. My family just looks at me like are you ok and um just like "you wouldn't get it"

This man has just saved all the cheap adults with expensive tastes while enabling the poor hipsters of the current generation...Take a bow good sir.

🤣🤣

More like 5:30

How are you capable of breathing and swallowing?

More like 2:31

Pfffff

Lmfao

AwesomeFX While watching a girl* you virgin

Same same Lol

I am here for that!

You could buy a jar of honey, instead of a comb

WUT 😳 SOUNDS BOMB

Yessss!! My mom and I make this!!

I’ll try and and tell you how I like it! 🙂

I'll have to give that a shot sometime. Sounds wild conceptually but I bet in practice it's killer!

Thanks for this great tip👍

This was the comment first displayed to me and I cant even explain how hard or why I laughed uncontrollably

Samantha Moreno yes

Self-care/love at its finest

damn that gives off such immaculate vibes

Wait. What part? Because if it's going to be all of them +respect

@@timantonius644 valid question. i'd go with 3 or 7 pt 2

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That's hilarious.

I thought that was the plural...

lol that goes on the expensive board.

Eh, it is decent, but doesn't hit that throat cleansing, G R A A G level.

In the beginning it was really good, but at the end when he got mad at dutch people screaming he messed it up 😂

@@IslamBenfifi that's true But for an English person it's honestly good At least the first one XD

I don't think we hear too many people pronounce the cheese here in America so like with any language, when you've never heard someone say an unfamiliar word and you've only read it, you're going to pronounce it with a guess, lol. Then YOU become the source that others use to pronounce it and thus it spreads. This is my first time ever finding out that I too was saying the cheese wrong.

He's jewish, so the ch sound is easier lol. Think he speaks some hebrew too. Josh is pretty cool.

Trader Joe’s does too! They have a nice selection of cheeses

I came to the comments to say this.

Did a 28 year old man just say OwO ?

​@@ryla22 sure did bro - I'm an adult I can do whatever emotes I want. >w> :3 :/ :o

haha thats right whatever emojis

@@ryla22 thank god he didnt use a normie emoji he a champ

@@ryla22 people in their late twenties/early 30s used those emojis in online chatting sites in their teens lol

I love blue cheese. He alienated even other Americans with that.

This meme is years beyond its expiration date. Please stop posting this crap.

Aldi is amazing for cheap charcuterie!! Sounds like the perfect evening!

Did this last week with all the fancy stuff. Aldi for the win!!

Same!

If party food doesn't make you happy, it's not gourmet, it's pretentious.

Mine is any decent cheese, sausage, pickles and/ or olives, and smoked oysters.

Olives?

@@skyblueerik falls into the salty/ briney category

I once took my niece to a Girl Scouts meeting, and the one thing I remember about that meeting is that I got introduced to the combination of cream cheese with salsa, on wheat thins. Like, my brain had "salsa with sour cream" and "cream cheese with wheat thins" but had never thought to cross categories, as it were.

I think he meant real-deal ham leg prosciutto.

Not the same

Wolf's Den he said he’s yet to make prosciutto and has a video titled “duck breast prosciutto” in which he makes prosciutto out of duck breast. He didn’t say “I’ve yet to make prosciutto de parma”

@@stryke1989 Yes technically, but thats most likely what he meant.

@@stryke1989 'di' not 'de'. Just sayin'.

Wrong channel

Wrong channel bro

Good wrong channel, tho.

Why I board my season and not food my charcuterie

ME TOOOO!

He showed how back in April in a video about snacks. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b-B0aMuF3NSZl3U.html

@@firebaugh73 ah, thanks

You are truly blessed my friend. In our poor Asian country 50g of Prosciutto slices would cost $200 USD, assuming you can afford to be allowed to get inside the "exclusive and exotic groceries section" in some Plaza Hotel/Mall that usually the top 1% rich shop at.

@@mini9503 Guess you have your own wonderful foods for stunning prices!

Most? Who doesn't know it? Only children?

It’s like maple syrup, if that’s what you mean.

@@lauriehand1021 Yup or even gelatin

Maple syrup? gelatin? What is "that" to you? XD

@@ferociousmaliciousghost oh come on I can think of a few exceptions other than children.

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Same here lol

Haha nice one.

Josh: Noooooooo

uuuuuuh, I like it!