30 Military roles described in 1 sentence

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Welcome to 30 military roles described in 1 sentence. This includes, the Airforce, army, Navy, Marines, and even the other ones that people forget.
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@austinlipnicki7761 7 ай бұрын

i thought infantry, would just be "i can totally read, this says energy drink"

@SentinelAntioch 7 ай бұрын

I like that one, I might have to use it. Phrase acquired

@Seoul_Soldier 7 ай бұрын

As a former 68W, your spot on medics is 100% accurate. I spent more time giving privates saline and potassium for hangovers than I ever did patching actual injuries.

@user-iq3tm6pw6u 6 ай бұрын

Dang I always thought being a military medic was the most gruesome job in existance

@markusmeldre 6 ай бұрын

it is when you are actually at war, there's a lot of gopro videos from Ukrainian medics treating wounds that look straight from horror movies @@user-iq3tm6pw6u

@stillstellar04 6 ай бұрын

Ibuprofen and change your socks

@AlexandroGarcia6492 6 ай бұрын

@@user-iq3tm6pw6u In times of war i guess

@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 6 ай бұрын

@@user-iq3tm6pw6uit is and it isn't

@divinecrusader4258 7 ай бұрын

That Delta Force one was too accurate. Lotta people don't realize how insane those guys are, they're the closest thing to literal super soldiers that I can think of.

@warlynx5644 7 ай бұрын

Everyone remembers that one Navy Seal copypasta and they get the spotlight in all the media, but in all honestly Delta Force are the true elites at stacking bodies

@ToxapeTV 7 ай бұрын

@@warlynx5644 The less you know about a unit, the scarier it is.

@maxaudet5177 7 ай бұрын

@@warlynx5644that's the thing tho, they let the Seals take the spotlight so ppl stop asking about what else is running around. Meanwhile the guys most don't know about are waist deep in bodies

@joaolemes8757 7 ай бұрын

Seals enjoy the spot light, you can tell by the amount of books they wrote, the podcasts they run and have been to.

@SpecJack15 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, and they're highly skilled in civil-military stuff too as they have a lot more unconventional operations than Navy SEALs. Delta can really do it all, even without military uniforms.

@jonathandavis4736 7 ай бұрын

That is the best description for combat engineer I've ever seen and I've been doing it for a couple years now😂

@christianle1100 7 ай бұрын

Agreed. Tape on tape and P for plenty.

@scorchercast8366 7 ай бұрын

“I solve problems. Not problem like “what is beauty” because that falls under your preview of philosophy. I solve practical problems.”

@christophermarkee5445 7 ай бұрын

Engineers clear the way.

@justsaying6341 7 ай бұрын

my man 🤝

@andrewzhan5207 7 ай бұрын

r/redneck engineering

@nicholashatfield5128 7 ай бұрын

as a 68w (army combat medic) what they said is 100% correct most of my job is driving people to dentist appointment's.

@deiongoldsmith515 7 ай бұрын

I felt attacked and I'm a corpsman with marines 😂

@theblackcasketoperator2853 7 ай бұрын

I too feel very called out by the medic portion. Though for my guys, im more like a babysitter with feel good candy.

@Faus4us_Official 4 ай бұрын

@@deiongoldsmith515 I'm a former 68W and I respect the hell out of any corpsman! You guys are badass

@jaywerner8415 7 ай бұрын

"Introducing the Scariest stand up comedians you'll ever meet" LOL! Thats one way to describe a Drill Sargent. As for the Engineers, as Dell Conagher once said "I solve practical problems". As it turns out, Duct Tape and C4 are very good as solving practical problems.

@maxaudet5177 7 ай бұрын

You can fix anything with duct tape and C4, assuming you got enough of each

@ArnisGoldberg 6 ай бұрын

I don't wanna be that guy but I gotta be that guy cause your spelling might get you canceled by mistake. Dell Conagher*

@mutedtea4201 6 ай бұрын

"And if that dont work, use more gun"

@amartya9034 5 ай бұрын

@@mutedtea4201”Like this heavy tripod little number designed bah me, built bah me And you best hope Not pointed at you”

@phoenix0153 7 ай бұрын

Ok ok... as a former Airman, I'd just like to point out that it isn't the lack of Beluga Caviar that brings true pain and suffering, but the Snow King Crab legs and when our endless supply of them runs out. I had never felt such sorry nor heartache during that time frame.

@wyattlewis7137 7 ай бұрын

one time our DFAC in basic ran out of maple syrup that hurt more then being shot

@Meloncholiac 7 ай бұрын

@@wyattlewis7137 Y'all get maple syrup? The fuck? We got table syrup, literally unflavored sugar water.

@firebreatherstudios448 7 ай бұрын

@@Meloncholiacyknow I always denied that we’d get turkey dinner in BMT …until I got a turkey dinner in BMT 😂

@Meloncholiac 7 ай бұрын

@@firebreatherstudios448 We got a turkey dinner...and pie. We paid for the pie. So good we all tasted it twice.

@firebreatherstudios448 7 ай бұрын

@@Meloncholiac I remember the pie too LMAO. You could get some from the snake pit if you were brave enough 😂 It was so good

@jakemerchant950 7 ай бұрын

As an ex-AF brat, I can confirm that it was an absolute travesty whenever my 8oz filet mignon was cooked medium instead of medium rare. Come to think of it, it still is.

@Epicmonk117 6 ай бұрын

As a human with functioning taste buds, cooking a steak any more than medium rare should be considered a crime against humanity.

@Harry_JJ 6 ай бұрын

The horror…the horror

@achillesa5894 7 ай бұрын

Radar operator: "yes, the earphone I'm wearing is in fact playing a vtuber stream" Based on personal experience as a radar operator in the Greek army (mandatory service but still lmao)

@notanaveragedoktah8390 7 ай бұрын

*"HQ, WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE 2023 HOLOFES OVER COMMS?!?"*

@GenericShirtNinja 7 ай бұрын

Yeah in the Canadian Navy we just listen to radio on our watches.

@achillesa5894 7 ай бұрын

@@notanaveragedoktah8390 as a EU bro, the night shifts was the only time in my life I was able to consistently catch late night streams. I don't miss being there but it had its perks.

@carved6749 7 ай бұрын

Non US veteran is actually kinda rare on English Internet.

@Ralampos 7 ай бұрын

@@carved6749 Almost all greek males have served (99%) so no Greeks don't exclaim "I SeRvED iN Teh MilTtaRY"

@deathroy237 7 ай бұрын

USMC Amphibious Assault Battalions: We have an estimated 95% casualty rate in any modern war, but thats okay, because we're more fanatical and suicidal than Warhammer 40k's Death Korps of Krieg

@TH3_N 5 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@Faus4us_Official 4 ай бұрын

For the Emper....I mean America!

@aterranrepublicgrunt9169 7 ай бұрын

Pretty accurate for the tanker, it's my 10 million dollar war machine and I'll take it where I want

@koulikov4163 7 ай бұрын

Never have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with.

@siechamontillado 7 ай бұрын

Holding out hope brother you get to the fabled land of 69 likes.

@shinyjoyouscook5598 6 ай бұрын

"We don't just fix things with duct tape, we also fix things with C4" I have never heard a more true statement about engineers in my life

@jimmycumbest6877 7 ай бұрын

I was expecting Marines to be "There is nobody on earth more homosexual than a straight marine." or "Most likely people to suggest strip poker at a social gathering "

@ravensquote7206 7 ай бұрын

Sure, sure, but the say gex and poker WILL wait until the Crayola MREs have been distributed. This is not a threat, this is SOP. Ask me what happens if we have to breach doors to get this done.

@dannylo5875 7 ай бұрын

There is very big sexual tension there...but who has it bigger...air force and navy

@davidkenway4862 5 ай бұрын

strip poker at a social gathering of only dudes*

@thomaslayton2110 7 ай бұрын

Now I know my calling in life is to be a combat engineer. ❤😂

@travelingspartan2035 7 ай бұрын

It's a good job. Build stuff and break stuff. Sometimes very, very kinetically.

@mrccoz6129 7 ай бұрын

bro combat engineers get the worst part, after the recon teams

@maxaudet5177 7 ай бұрын

"Sappers lead the way"

@travelingspartan2035 7 ай бұрын

@@maxaudet5177 all the way.

@Baconcatboy 7 ай бұрын

That's the job I'm going for when I enlist

@poobman6 7 ай бұрын

I easily saw the bomb tech joke coming from a mile away and it STILL caught me off guard

@jamesb3497 6 ай бұрын

What joke? That's just a fact.

@poopa2319 6 ай бұрын

it blew me away

@VictorIV0310 7 ай бұрын

Balam Industries sponsored field trip.

@neondraconis5068 7 ай бұрын

It ain't a proper field trip without G13 somehow ruining it for commander Michigan.

@seraslain962 7 ай бұрын

"Private Knob, bring out that fancy new Explosive our local Allies put together!" "What? You didn't bring it?"

@andrewzhan5207 7 ай бұрын

ac pilots spotted

@kieranmilner4208 7 ай бұрын

The submariner one cracked me up

@thatonejoey1847 7 ай бұрын

I can't imagine a worse hell than being in a high stress situation with no sunlight and bad food

@Wii4a11 7 ай бұрын

The joke at the end with the Marines was funny, and yet has me confused. Props for the hilarious content and the fun facts that come with it.

@Cru128 7 ай бұрын

The joke is that Army is stupid, but smart enough to know you're supposed to write with crayons, but the Marines are so stupid that they'll eat them.

@Wii4a11 7 ай бұрын

@@Cru128 That makes sense. Thanks for the reply

@Epicmonk117 6 ай бұрын

The Marine Corps is staffed entirely by Titan mains in Destiny 2.

@Kroepoek82 7 ай бұрын

The medic and patching up bullet wounds as a school nurse being quite the same in the USA...damn what a burn.

@SpellMenderDev 7 ай бұрын

oh...

@EhmedCousCous 7 ай бұрын

Clever

@Meloncholiac 7 ай бұрын

Almost like the acid burns in other parts of the world.

@roundbrick4890 7 ай бұрын

The one joke

@Faus4us_Official 4 ай бұрын

That's a big simplification of the duties of a 68W. I get the joke though lol. Most of the time it isn't even bad. A rash here, an IV there, some Ibuprofen here. You do get some leeway when talking to other soldiers due to being a medic. I always hear good things from other veterans when I tell them I was a 68W. They look relieved and often say, "I appreciate you doc". It's nice to see someone relax with just a few words.

@leekyonion 7 ай бұрын

Marine vet here. I always cackle at the crayon joke to this day

@yurikovRUKR762 7 ай бұрын

As an Analyst in in-game conflicts, I can tell the enemy locations and roles as I have a relationship with their mothers

@ineedmoneyquick1855 7 ай бұрын

The breakdance at the end was flaming hot. And also airman, sailor, marine aren't roles or MOS, theyre just how you call folks in each branch.

@MJS-lk2ej 7 ай бұрын

the Australian Defence Force does have a role called the "Navy Sailor", this is probably the role they were referring to as Swag is Australian

@obi-wankenobi1233 6 ай бұрын

I think the point was to show that the description is applicable to everyone across the entire branch, not individual MOSs.

@michaelduchetta6470 7 ай бұрын

Nice to have TTS back

@NolanFacer878 7 ай бұрын

You forgot the "I have cancer" for the gunship crew

@g.r.senterprisevenatorclas7314 7 ай бұрын

"Freedom rings everyday when you have military grade tinnitus." - Some 13 Bravo.

@hayz2156 7 ай бұрын

The fact that the intelligence analyst one is spot on is amazing

@Spudtron98 5 ай бұрын

Navy SEALs should've been something like "When I'm done, I'm going to write a book about this, and some of it will even be true!"

@RealNaisuCinema 7 ай бұрын

Been a while since I came back to the channel I’m glad to see the TTS is back and this video was hilarious

@K..C 7 ай бұрын

TTS is for every video but the News because apparently the TTS was messing with their monetization for those videos

@RealNaisuCinema 7 ай бұрын

@@K..C that’s unfortunate. I liked the TTS a lot for the news

@Noble-scout 7 ай бұрын

Thanks i needed this video Now i can join the military 👍

@CT-9904-Crosshair 7 ай бұрын

Anyone else think the Space Force should have been called the Galactic Marines instead? Best clone trooper division ever.

@VainerCactus0 5 ай бұрын

I'm still salty they don't use Navy rank names.

@Mifey05 6 ай бұрын

Love how Airgun crew and Recruiter has the exact same sentence yet a complete opposite meanings

@captainanus8131 7 ай бұрын

You forgot that signal soldiers get to hang out in the warm tent with the commo equipment😂 Only downside is that you’ll sometimes spend 15 mins figuring out if your radio is configured wrong or the mouthbreather on the other end doesn’t know how to key a hand mic

@nuyabuisness7526 7 ай бұрын

Combat engineers: Who you call when you want infrastructure to be there or stop being there in short order.

@twoarc7293 7 ай бұрын

As an Intelligence Analyst I feel offended, but you are correct

@Nmille98 7 ай бұрын

Submariner: "I haven't seen sunlight in three weeks" Me: oh, so your boat's in port, then?

@moofiman2335 7 ай бұрын

as a combat engineer can confirm

@friedpicklecheese 7 ай бұрын

Engineers up! Erah

@diqital_aviator 7 ай бұрын

This is incredibly accurate

@the_wolfofmen 7 ай бұрын

I just comment to support this amazing channel 🗿thank you for the real news

@anthonykafka42 7 ай бұрын

the e4 mafia approves this message

@paladinsix9285 6 ай бұрын

😂 BRILLIANT 😊 I am subscribing!

@civosborne 7 ай бұрын

Listens to paratrooper sentence. (Sharkies flashbacks intensify)

@koulikov4163 7 ай бұрын

Vickie's and secrets.

@orionwill7959 7 ай бұрын

@@koulikov4163 Ahhh good times

@blindmown 7 ай бұрын

I wouldn't say that combat medics have more experience treating bullet wounds than school nurses 🙃

@mcfarofinha134 7 ай бұрын

cyptological technicians: "we do all the work intelligence specialists get the credit for"

@goldenretrieversarethebest8119 6 ай бұрын

the delta force one was unbelievably accurate

@anguswagstaff6437 7 ай бұрын

omg BF1 OST over bush BREAKDANCING = best outro ever #swag

@maxaudet5177 7 ай бұрын

This is amazing 😂

@prosyndication21 7 ай бұрын

You got intel spot on lol.

@godiegogo333 7 ай бұрын

There are no lies in this video.

@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate 7 ай бұрын

Uncle Swag back with more Togo voice! Whoop whoop

@DVNEngineer9071 5 ай бұрын

I thought combat engineer will say "We are gaming"

@shmuel6246 7 ай бұрын

Dying at the paratrooper description... it's too true😂

@CarnesSurefire 7 ай бұрын

Lol @ 19D. Toc, we have 10 enemy troops walking west of trp3 carrying.. wait one. Toc, correction, we have 3 enemy troops in cover, west of trp3.

@deanb6899 6 ай бұрын

part 2 when, I want to see another 30 roles get described

@BababooeyYcho66T 6 ай бұрын

That Navy SEALs/Delta Force combo is 😚🤌

@PBurns-ng3gw 7 ай бұрын

RTO/Radioman: “Yeah, I’m actually talking on it right now. It’s kind of like an iPhone, except it weighs thirty pounds, it has an antenna that sticks up and attracts sniper fire, and the only number I can call is for artillery…What? Yes, of course I want a fire mission.”

@edbrook7088 7 ай бұрын

Loggies: we're always insulted, but only once by each FNG

@philosotree5876 6 ай бұрын

Imma need an explaination for the Coast Guard one.

@beedful 5 ай бұрын

“I can't wait to eat crayons." 💀

@ultimatechiller 7 ай бұрын

Wait a minute, the submarine footage is of a crews last moments before sinking, it was an indonesian crew and they were singing their last goodbyes, i remember hearing that

@TimTendo05 7 ай бұрын

What the hell. I just wanted to take a nap. Why did I had to update my sub feed? Guess I'll stay awake a little longer

@mynamejeef7166 7 ай бұрын

My Grandfather was a chef and medic in ww2 , so was my great grandfather in ww1 aswell

@gvidnation3971 7 ай бұрын

Please do Combat Camera in the next one please!

@splash4485 5 ай бұрын

the medic joke was awesome!

@MegaRhyz 7 ай бұрын

Googles- do space force guardians get space guns?

@SpellMenderDev 7 ай бұрын

Had to google "spaceforce guardians" just because I found the name so unbelievable.

@no_namememes3608 6 ай бұрын

this hella accurate

@yetipotato8567 7 ай бұрын

Great

@trentthedrummer8983 5 ай бұрын

I like how for medic they said "slightly more knowledge" fucked up and funny at the same time

@bananaman8691 7 ай бұрын

The part about the medics made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂

@the7screw 7 ай бұрын

Right on the money

@H33333 7 ай бұрын

This is the most accurate shit ever

@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey 6 ай бұрын

This was definitely made by a Cav Scout, lol

@lsjaguar3190 5 ай бұрын

Tanker: I learned my job from war thunder

@davidboltbear147 7 ай бұрын

Air force Technician: "fixing stuff that can't be fix mid flights, see you in thr pool"

@darthgonk5648 7 ай бұрын

You forgot to add in the gunship crew that their lungs are screwed

@Chaosgremlin69420 5 ай бұрын

Master Breacher: Lemme in

@vinethkawmududesilva3662 5 ай бұрын

nice

@fritzerichgeorgeduardvonma5615 7 ай бұрын

Yeaa he’s pretty accurate

@gamersoaisis3147 7 ай бұрын

As an arty brat and avid valorant player ultimate lineup Larry does describe 11C/0341 pretty damn good

@happystories6776 6 ай бұрын

"pain"

@mynamejeef7166 7 ай бұрын

Former friend of mines father was land and sea mine defuser

@bananakinflyswatter904 6 ай бұрын

As a junior sailor, that sailor synopsis is... Pretty accurate.

@northstar6920 7 ай бұрын

Coast Guard: Water is wet!

@ahmedshadow2008 7 ай бұрын

‏‪1:10‬‏ 😂 hartman

@ericb9931 7 ай бұрын

The Drone 😂😂😂

@Kaes.R 6 ай бұрын

Since im not into military and knows almost nothing I wonder for example if i was a sniper, can i also become a medic too?

@Lordparable 7 ай бұрын

Crayons do be hittin

@Daldude10 7 ай бұрын

Coast Guard acknowledged 😅😅👍

@jakeb526 5 ай бұрын

Ahh yesss, but you forgot the Combat Controller

@Zeverz 7 ай бұрын

Signals is the most accurate thing ever. Ow

@SodaSipper 5 ай бұрын

this is the most civilian made military video ive ever seen

@Cru128 7 ай бұрын

I was waiting for CBRN to get mentioned, Why? That's my MOS.

@SonofAlbion 6 ай бұрын

As a gunner I can’t hear your sass due to tinnitus

@johnleclaire6355 6 ай бұрын

We subbies be eating good some days that’s for sure

@ricechido1089 7 ай бұрын

The marine one is so scary accurate

@sirfanatical8763 7 ай бұрын

Describes 19D pretty well

@themightyculsh 5 ай бұрын

That fella at 2:22 must spend a sh*tload of cash at the dentist.

@PhatesDemise 7 ай бұрын

YOOOOOO as ATC seperating within 30 days that shit is so true. I am going from an E-5 to a GS13 job at the same location and literally doubling my salary for less responsibility >.>