How to rob a bank (And get away with it)

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In today’s video, we’re going to show you how to rob a bank. This includes how to pick the right bank, how to make a clean getaway, and most importantly, how to not get caught…
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@sirswag01
@sirswag01 6 ай бұрын
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@BlackMoonHowls
@BlackMoonHowls 6 ай бұрын
As long as it is not filled with fucking adverts out the GD MFing ass. Thank you YT the GD re tarded idiot corpos.
@shaetteb1272
@shaetteb1272 6 ай бұрын
I think my country's intelligence agency is trying to get me in trouble. Between the infantry tactics, 3d printed I T E M S, and videos like this I think I'm getting set up.
@Popcorn_Pillow
@Popcorn_Pillow 5 ай бұрын
Dude if you’re posting this on KZfaq then I doubt you are lnao
@shaetteb1272
@shaetteb1272 5 ай бұрын
@@Popcorn_Pillow I like letting them know I know. Young anti-social male makes me a target.
@CausingChaos.
@CausingChaos. 5 ай бұрын
Dude, I heard the first song in the video (Rob a Bank - Confetti) and I was like, “wait… I recognize this” and realized it’s confetti. I haven’t heard of anyone else who likes confetti besides me
@cstewart587
@cstewart587 6 ай бұрын
This video will undoubtedly lead to someone getting the confidence to pull this off.
@SpartanXVII
@SpartanXVII 6 ай бұрын
And immediately caught as the police are looming for a glasses wearing nerd singing Katy Perry while riding a bike straining under their discord weight.
@Gozzilla91
@Gozzilla91 6 ай бұрын
*close the handcuffs "you should have watched the video 'till the end"
@Veltrosstho
@Veltrosstho 6 ай бұрын
Self reporting is one of the best parts of the internet.
@Thot_Patrol_USA
@Thot_Patrol_USA 6 ай бұрын
@@Veltrossthoand the surprisingly most common
@Anzuo
@Anzuo 6 ай бұрын
​@@SpartanXVII lmao hilarious comment
@chickencurry420
@chickencurry420 6 ай бұрын
I have the perfect bank robbery plan: Get a job there doesn't matter the position, you just need to get in there. Now here's the beauty of this plan, the bank will just *give* you the money every week. And they're none the wiser.
@debilman9065
@debilman9065 6 ай бұрын
(WORKING 2024) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
@azertic4057
@azertic4057 6 ай бұрын
ITS CALLED A JOOOOBBBBBBBBBB !!!!!
@thesimplecooks
@thesimplecooks 5 ай бұрын
If only they didn’t pay me like shit
@user-mz8zu1ss8g
@user-mz8zu1ss8g 5 ай бұрын
@@azertic4057 wow people in your life must love you
@jeanm.9570
@jeanm.9570 5 ай бұрын
@@thesimplecooks That just tells you that you are lacking high-paying skills or negotiated like shit/didn't negotiate at all.
@nullvoidnill
@nullvoidnill 5 ай бұрын
Excellent video, very inspiring. Can you cover sieges and hostage situations next (preferably in the next couple of hours), would really appreciate it, thanks!
@Weed
@Weed 5 ай бұрын
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking! Whither the banks, my dear.
@Monica_aka_Kansas
@Monica_aka_Kansas 5 ай бұрын
This one cracked me up almost as much as the video.
@RenderBenderProductions
@RenderBenderProductions 5 ай бұрын
lol
@justarandomdude2212
@justarandomdude2212 5 ай бұрын
(In minecraft)
@LascelleMckenzie
@LascelleMckenzie 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jugsywinkledorf
@Jugsywinkledorf 5 ай бұрын
In most US states, handing a bank teller a note that implies you are armed will get you the same charge as an armed robbery, regardless of whether you have a weapon or not
@puffy729
@puffy729 5 ай бұрын
Lol I remember someone saying that if you're withdrawing a large amount of money and you're not comfortable saying it around other people just hand the teller a note saying how much you want to withdraw
@iexist-xi9uu
@iexist-xi9uu 5 ай бұрын
gun also cost money so that way is more profit I guess
@rednekdashiestreams9283
@rednekdashiestreams9283 5 ай бұрын
Yup family member worked at a prison and one of the inmates was doing 20 years for having a finger pistol in his pocket during a bank robbery.
@jaypaint4855
@jaypaint4855 5 ай бұрын
@@puffy729sweet mercy what nut said that
@edwardromo7914
@edwardromo7914 5 ай бұрын
Illinois does not. I’m pretty sure federal is similar to Illinois.
@jimmycumbest6877
@jimmycumbest6877 6 ай бұрын
Imagine my disappointment learning that robbing a bank wouldn't even pay off my student loan
@Literallyryangosling777
@Literallyryangosling777 5 ай бұрын
Then rob the university duhh
@cube_2593
@cube_2593 5 ай бұрын
nice profile picture
@pihlajafox
@pihlajafox 5 ай бұрын
​@cube_2593 you just need golden leader and then you're ready to destroy a space station Edit: gold leader
@Gorobcik_7209
@Gorobcik_7209 5 ай бұрын
just go work at the bank
@tfordham13
@tfordham13 5 ай бұрын
If you get into the vault you can
@kristiansramek2397
@kristiansramek2397 6 ай бұрын
Imagine working at FBI just browsing through KZfaq and stumbling upon this 😂
@jozefkovac6858
@jozefkovac6858 6 ай бұрын
"There goes my new years dinner at family get-together, again..."
@theseus0467
@theseus0467 6 ай бұрын
wdym mr CSIS officer, I don't know why my peanut butter recipe was replaced by how to create nuclear fusion.
@jtgd
@jtgd 6 ай бұрын
0:04 FBI agent on this video
@alexandredasilvavilasboasrosas
@alexandredasilvavilasboasrosas 6 ай бұрын
"ffs sake giving that info to mentally ill loners is OUR FUCKING THING!"
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 6 ай бұрын
This video glows
@brettmiddleton5013
@brettmiddleton5013 5 ай бұрын
The thought that statistically at least one person will watch this video and directly apply the knowledge in attempt to commit a crime is hilarious
@Weed
@Weed 5 ай бұрын
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking! Whither the banks, my dear.
@R4in46
@R4in46 5 ай бұрын
The thing is, we'll never know.
@JoeBeats8781
@JoeBeats8781 5 ай бұрын
@@R4in46bruh that hits hard
@Thot_Patrol_USA
@Thot_Patrol_USA 4 ай бұрын
it could be you, it could be me, it could even be-
@dotofbutter5308
@dotofbutter5308 3 ай бұрын
Me....
@x12721
@x12721 5 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention bringing a diamond pickaxe, preferably with a high efficiency enchantment. Obsidian vaults can SERIOUSLY hamper any heist plans.
@RandMV
@RandMV 5 ай бұрын
Don't forget the beacon with Haste II
@mayspark9109
@mayspark9109 6 ай бұрын
That “in minecraft” is load bearing on the level of Atlas himself
@judet2992
@judet2992 5 ай бұрын
😂
@xaptor8685
@xaptor8685 6 ай бұрын
“There’s a guard” “Watch the guard” “Guard over there” “It’s a guard” “Spotted a guard” “Hey there’s a guard” “Check out the guard” “Mind the guard” “Check the guard” “Guard”
@ThreeFourEqualsSeven
@ThreeFourEqualsSeven 6 ай бұрын
YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST!?!? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!! *CLOAKER NOISES*
@TheDetective_1960s
@TheDetective_1960s 6 ай бұрын
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
@firefly56embers33
@firefly56embers33 6 ай бұрын
" THERE'S A SHIELD." " FUCKING CLOAKER!"
@chickencurry420
@chickencurry420 6 ай бұрын
Chains is in a pickle!
@ecw613
@ecw613 6 ай бұрын
"Deberíamos haber contratado a un portugués."
@shrek8636
@shrek8636 5 ай бұрын
I love the realism of "don't do it, not because its illegal but because its just not worth it"
@darktooth347
@darktooth347 5 ай бұрын
My man brought fireworks, claimed it was dynamite. Drove away from the robbery by walking over to the McDonald's across the way and driving calmly away. They never caught him and I can say this because he passed away. Robberies happen a lot more than you think.
@Xtractorcat
@Xtractorcat 4 ай бұрын
a true criminal
@jackjederstrombergman4987
@jackjederstrombergman4987 6 ай бұрын
The only successful robbery in this video is the 25% car loan lol
@TheWetToaster
@TheWetToaster 6 ай бұрын
Not even, marines are willing participants.
@kuronanestimare
@kuronanestimare 6 ай бұрын
*28% Car Interest Loan God damn, banks really are the Robbers here.
@boblib3462
@boblib3462 5 ай бұрын
But then how will they get to the crayon store
@My_Old_YT_Account
@My_Old_YT_Account 5 ай бұрын
​@@boblib3462Crayola is the real robber here
@DavidJohnson-mo7fq
@DavidJohnson-mo7fq 6 ай бұрын
The trackers are generally the width of a dollar bill and a half and hidden inside a bill (known as the dusty dollar). They'll be inside a special bill inside a stack of cash. You won't find them without special, purpose built equipment.
@AniviaS
@AniviaS 6 ай бұрын
They can be destroyed with a cheap home built EMP
@gunslingerspartan
@gunslingerspartan 6 ай бұрын
You can put the cash in a blackout bag which blocks GPS and the phone network, this will stop you from being tracked out of the door, then you can open the bag somewhere remote, and use a torch to see the circuitry in the ones built into the bills, or simply have the GPS pack fall out for the ones that are separate In either case, you can just destroy them or abandon them without bringing them close to home
@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere
@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere 6 ай бұрын
@@gunslingerspartan eh you can min max this a bit more (cheaper and more reliable) cover notes with thick (or multi layer) aluminium foil transfer to a room with shielding (faraday cage) use any standard imaging system (xray/ultrasound/heck even microwave/ etc) to find and remove all metallic components
@dragonuh7915
@dragonuh7915 6 ай бұрын
@@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere you could also have a pocket metal detector, or in your bag if its a bit bigger, pass the stack near your pocket and you can know if it has a dye packet or anything of the sort, if the metal detector beeps shouldn`t be hard to rip out its audio box and replace it whit a vibrator or something to let you know if it triggered, i would say if it can trigger from a penny it can probably detect that type of stuff, if it doesn`t, it should not be too hard to modify it to be stronger for less battery time, in and out 10 minutes and you can be safe of dye packs and know if you want to put it in a box or not. though that kind of is what david is saying
@raisinsun4328
@raisinsun4328 6 ай бұрын
@@AniviaS The only valid and not over-complicated answer in this comment section. People fail to realize how ridiculously easy it is to make a small emp, and even for a larger one you can make it from a microwave capacitor and hardware and electronics store materials
@JuanGamer0202
@JuanGamer0202 5 ай бұрын
I just love the how, even if the video is just a joke, the comments are filled with discussions and tips on how to actually do it and what to look out for.
@Weed
@Weed 5 ай бұрын
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking! Whither the banks, my dear.
@Monica_aka_Kansas
@Monica_aka_Kansas 5 ай бұрын
Except we are all here because we know that robbing a bank is the stupidest crime there is.
@hyoroemongaming569
@hyoroemongaming569 4 ай бұрын
​@@Monica_aka_Kansasnot everyone can be part of elite and rob from masses. This crime available for the mass
@thedouble1269
@thedouble1269 5 ай бұрын
“it’s not convenient, but neither is going to prison” story of my life😌
@Carwarsos
@Carwarsos 6 ай бұрын
He’s discouraging us to rob a bank by telling us how to rob a bank
@Weed
@Weed 5 ай бұрын
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking! Whither the banks, my dear.
@R4in46
@R4in46 5 ай бұрын
It's actually quite general, some banks may be harder to rob or easier
@Literally-Just-Inky
@Literally-Just-Inky 5 ай бұрын
In Minecraft, you mean.
@mugg8516
@mugg8516 5 ай бұрын
talk about a job well done right?
@callMe_265
@callMe_265 4 ай бұрын
reverse psychology!
@JohnnyCageRock
@JohnnyCageRock 6 ай бұрын
We're making it to a watchlist with this one.
@WinterSucks
@WinterSucks 5 ай бұрын
Yes all 60K+ viewers 😂
@Dewelwield1010
@Dewelwield1010 5 ай бұрын
KZfaq recommends puttin me on a watchlist.
@Weed
@Weed 5 ай бұрын
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking! Whither the banks, my dear.
@maskedmenaceyouheard
@maskedmenaceyouheard 5 ай бұрын
They’re listening
@Rushexe
@Rushexe 5 ай бұрын
First time?
@Jappley
@Jappley 5 ай бұрын
After only 7 days, this videos has managed to catch about 173,070 possible bank robbers
@carknower
@carknower 5 ай бұрын
Family pack of crayons and 28% interest on a car loan had me rolling on the floor
@Pizza_Pepperoni0
@Pizza_Pepperoni0 6 ай бұрын
That's a tutorial no one asked for but everybody needed💲💲💲
@Weed
@Weed 5 ай бұрын
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking! Whither the banks, my dear.
@ShaneFlett
@ShaneFlett 5 ай бұрын
Me money now, money now me me money. Money.
@nikolascha27282
@nikolascha27282 5 ай бұрын
Of course no one asked for it. You can't ask for this type of shit
@ShaneFlett
@ShaneFlett 5 ай бұрын
fuck man, fuckin pissing me off
@anytimeanywhere7859
@anytimeanywhere7859 6 ай бұрын
That odd feeling of dread you will lose a valued source of news as they turn to a life of crime instead.
@ZI66640
@ZI66640 6 ай бұрын
Watch the end
@danielrandom3127
@danielrandom3127 5 ай бұрын
The best part is that usually the ATF and FBI can only find the perpetrator using snitches if they pulled off the heist(s) exceptionally well. Also, if you target smaller stores, usually they won’t have silent arms or dye packs which is really good for your chances of success. Gas stations and convenience stores aren’t very good targets because they do have silent alarms a lot of the time.
@featheroml
@featheroml 5 ай бұрын
if anything, i would recommend movie theaters. preferably the ones which hire teenagers. i personally work at one and on busier days i can have several hundred dollars on my till. you wouldn't want to target the box offices as they usually are in a locked area seperated by a wall (so not face to face to the employee) but the ones where you have to interact with the employee for everything (over the counter). of course, we are only speculating here. i love my job. and i dont rob my place.
@soupcangaming662
@soupcangaming662 5 ай бұрын
@@featheroml If you do get robbed, I hope it's by paper and not by gunpoint.
@Razor-gx2dq
@Razor-gx2dq 5 ай бұрын
Be wary though gas stations in certain areas will have armed staff.
@iscrampad2194
@iscrampad2194 5 ай бұрын
You shouldn’t come in with a backpack, rather a plastic bag, and pickup your backpack in an alleyway so you can dump it without anyone’s notice of the robber ever having ”This particular backpack”. You should also consider having a second pair of clothes inside the backpack, you must change your clothes totally differently, maybe a different hoodie from a jacket, or sweatpants instead of jeans. The possibilities are endless future bank robbers in Minecraft. 😅
@MichaeLP_PL
@MichaeLP_PL 6 ай бұрын
This video truly helped me. Just made over 5K, now in the process of washing the money to be completely safe. Thanks so much man :)
@cheseg-remastered
@cheseg-remastered 6 ай бұрын
what
@lonlxmanu.3912
@lonlxmanu.3912 5 ай бұрын
(in Minecraft)
@cheseg-remastered
@cheseg-remastered 5 ай бұрын
no is on payday 2@@lonlxmanu.3912
@Eaglemadhatter
@Eaglemadhatter 5 ай бұрын
Ask cartels or something they do it all day
@jeromevaleska2014
@jeromevaleska2014 5 ай бұрын
We’ll never know if he’s telling the truth. He is using the correct terminology I think, but then again I’m just going off Saul Goodman lol.
@angyaubrey2546
@angyaubrey2546 6 ай бұрын
I work in retail phone sales and we are literally told to just give whatever the thieves they want, and I can tell you with some certainty, I’m not dying some a huge corporate entity can just right it all off anyway.
@colemorrison8957
@colemorrison8957 6 ай бұрын
What huge corporate company is this? Asking for a friend.
@Deadmemefinger
@Deadmemefinger 6 ай бұрын
​@@colemorrison8957Apple most likely
@lancetheking7524
@lancetheking7524 6 ай бұрын
@@colemorrison8957 that seems like an interesting friend
@MrLokilis
@MrLokilis 5 ай бұрын
write*
@fermitupoupon1754
@fermitupoupon1754 5 ай бұрын
@@colemorrison8957 back in the 90s McD explicitly instructed us to always comply with robbers, unless they are trying to do something to you personally that you don't want. Our instructions literally included the phrase "The money is insured" and the explicit mention that even if it's all 12+ tills and they are all full at the end of shift, it is still never worth risking your safety, health, or even life over. The insurance company doesn't care about 10 or 20 thousand, if you get stabbed, no money in the world can make that go away entirely. This is policy at all big corporations. McDonalds staff or BurgerKing staff are instructed to just give the robber the money. Same goes for places like Walmart or other chains of mega stores like that. If you get injured on the job, they are liable. Your workers comp is going to cost them so much more than whatever a thief can steal.
@kerz5383
@kerz5383 5 ай бұрын
Pleasure entering the FBI, CIA, KGB, MI6, and DGSE watchlists with you boys. o7
@Suspicious-Cat
@Suspicious-Cat 5 ай бұрын
I didn’t look this up, I just saw it, and found it to be an interesting way to entertain myself.
@theblitzinkiller
@theblitzinkiller 6 ай бұрын
a better title would be: Watch this video if you want to be put on a government watchlist
@BarryMikokinju
@BarryMikokinju 6 ай бұрын
Oh well, if someone is still watching me, they have a strong stomach, I aint even mad
@gaming_gamer483
@gaming_gamer483 6 ай бұрын
already am, WHERE IS MY FREE WATCH
@khaoss4024
@khaoss4024 6 ай бұрын
Shi they watching I’m watching ya feel me
@katunu6030
@katunu6030 6 ай бұрын
Im only watching because I like Sir Swag LMAO
@15braincellsremaining
@15braincellsremaining 6 ай бұрын
The government is already well aware of the risk I pose to national security
@purplepotatoes9255
@purplepotatoes9255 6 ай бұрын
Dawg got tired reporting the news, hes downright making it now lmao
@FieryFue
@FieryFue 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for the informative video. I shall use this often as I am currently the leader of an up and coming gang and was thinking about getting into the bank robbing industry. This will be a great help!😊
@Weed
@Weed 5 ай бұрын
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking! Whither the banks, my dear.
@FieryFue
@FieryFue 3 ай бұрын
Ops on carb
@CJ-we6fv
@CJ-we6fv 5 ай бұрын
Remember to ask for loose bills only, no banded stacks, or have the teller take the bands off and spread the cash out in front of you before putting it in the bag
@Weed
@Weed 5 ай бұрын
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking! Whither the banks, my dear.
@JoeRogansForehead
@JoeRogansForehead 5 ай бұрын
The tracking thing isn’t in the band , it’s inside a fake bill. You won’t see it
@CJ-we6fv
@CJ-we6fv 5 ай бұрын
@@JoeRogansForehead no, nothing that thin would be able to be tracked unless it’s just RFID. Trackers inside cash are hollowed out stack of cash with a band. That’s the only way to fit the hardware needed to broadcast any type of trackable signal through gps and a cell network.
@JoeRogansForehead
@JoeRogansForehead 5 ай бұрын
@@CJ-we6fv “At the heart of the TracPac System is the TracPac tracking device. The TracPac is the ONLY cash tracking device that can be completely hidden between just two bills of currency. It is flexible and can even be folded in half. The hidden TracPac is inserted into a larger stack of cash within a cash drawer or safe. Upon the theft of the cash, the TracPac automatically activates and begins transmitting its tracking signal. “ Your wrong
@JoeRogansForehead
@JoeRogansForehead 5 ай бұрын
@@CJ-we6fv your completely wrong it’s in between two bills just look at the website of the company who makes it . Why are you so confident when your wrong
@Dact78
@Dact78 6 ай бұрын
"I want my Payday 2" - Gus "The Dentist" Fring
@R4in46
@R4in46 5 ай бұрын
Gustavo fring from los Payday hermanos
@docholiday4129
@docholiday4129 6 ай бұрын
The power of patreon allowing you guys to flip KZfaq the bird is the greatest power play
@sirswag01
@sirswag01 6 ай бұрын
It's literally like having plot armour
@Rauno_Repomies
@Rauno_Repomies 5 ай бұрын
Imagine robbing the bank and the bank guy says to you that "you didnt bring a gun?"
@kamikatze6517
@kamikatze6517 5 ай бұрын
the end reminds me of a tt video where a guy robs a bank but asks for a job, and sometime later a nother robber comes, wants money but he defends the bank
@That_Dingus
@That_Dingus 6 ай бұрын
Finally, someone to fill the shoes of good ol' 'EPIC HOW TO'. I miss them.
@CapitalismSucks_420
@CapitalismSucks_420 5 ай бұрын
I forgot about them
@pey10bogvkuehl29
@pey10bogvkuehl29 5 ай бұрын
@@CapitalismSucks_420Lol, you’re broke.
@MuuToo
@MuuToo 6 ай бұрын
"Man, I cannot wait to rob Scrooge McDuck's money bin! This video prepared me for everything!" *The hallway of lasers, shark tightrope, motion detecting murder robots*
@hellboundchaoscommand7567
@hellboundchaoscommand7567 6 ай бұрын
Don’t forget invisible saw blades
@JacketRabbit
@JacketRabbit 5 ай бұрын
And the duck himself
@camynpoossey6940
@camynpoossey6940 5 ай бұрын
By telling how to rob a bank he actually made us realize that it's totally not worth it.
@iamwoop
@iamwoop 5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Bank Robberies have one of the highest clearance rates of any crime in the United States, since they are directly investigated by the FBI. A guy robbed three banks in my town last month, they found him in under a week and arrested him in the parking lot of the place I work✨
@astridproudfoot
@astridproudfoot 6 ай бұрын
Honestly disappointed that to clean the money they didn't suggest going to the pokies and just running it through the machines wihout playing. Just feed it in, cash it out, receive clean bills from desk with receipt that you got it at the casino, easy. Boy Boy did a great video agout it
@joshuadrinkwater4391
@joshuadrinkwater4391 6 ай бұрын
That’s an Australian thing. If you do that pretty much anywhere else in the world you’d get caught immediately after. Also, anywhere else in the world you’d get taxed the hell out of.
@brandenmarshall3259
@brandenmarshall3259 6 ай бұрын
Native American casino would be a good idea(California). Get a bunch of chips, have a few drinks ,play the minimum for a few hours. cash em in for clean bills 🤙🏾 probably wouldn’t do it over 1k and I believe you only get taxed on your winnings.. not sure
@ni9274
@ni9274 5 ай бұрын
@@brandenmarshall3259all that for 1k ? You make more money stealing random bags in the street
@illpunchyouintheface9094
@illpunchyouintheface9094 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for this minecraft tutorial. I’ll keep this in mind
@vanillabarrel7886
@vanillabarrel7886 5 ай бұрын
Thanks a lot ! Now i'm on a watchlist🤗
@i3nekid
@i3nekid 5 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, serving 25 years for Aggravated Robbery.
@Shiranu17
@Shiranu17 6 ай бұрын
Man, mincrafts' intricate lore of illegal exploits are wild. What a story.
@BerserkerErik
@BerserkerErik 5 ай бұрын
We making it to the watchlist with this one 🗣🗣🗣
@ha7vds
@ha7vds 5 ай бұрын
We making it on the watchlist with this one‼️🔥
@noahs2k
@noahs2k 6 ай бұрын
Makes you wonder if the Sawg team is planning something bigger and are wanting to spark up a wave of diversionary crime.
@yetipotato8567
@yetipotato8567 5 ай бұрын
Going from gaming videos about guns to news videos to making news by waving guns around
@dr.veronica6155
@dr.veronica6155 6 ай бұрын
Perfect. Now, I can make use of everything I learned as a dude who grew up around only girls and everybody will think a woman robbed the bank.
@SnakeChkn
@SnakeChkn 5 ай бұрын
We making it onto the watchlist with this one boys 🔥 🔥 🔥
@RusoAlexandru
@RusoAlexandru 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for this guide, it was very helpful
@felixamari157
@felixamari157 6 ай бұрын
Remember that your gear is very important. Make sure you understand your skills and are ready to use your build to the fullest. And that you understand whatever perkdeck you're using cause some of them are completely different playstyles. Guns too but you'll probably understand how those work too unless you're using something unconventional like how crossbows used to be the hotness a few years ago. Good luck fellow clowns, there really is nothing like it. o7
@KWAKZ5
@KWAKZ5 5 ай бұрын
Thanks, you helped me pull it of.
@crispyybaconx
@crispyybaconx 5 ай бұрын
Man all these comments make me want to play payday
@atticussanders7394
@atticussanders7394 5 ай бұрын
“I NEED A MED BAGGGGG”
@Weed
@Weed 5 ай бұрын
Remember, guys, when you finish robbing the bank you're supposed to put it all into crypto so that as many of their assets as possible are transferred to THE PEOPLE instead of centralized banking! Whither the banks, my dear.
@ryancoopersnissan240sx8
@ryancoopersnissan240sx8 3 ай бұрын
Just pick up Hacker and aced any ECM skills lol, go nuts.
@daviantart7744
@daviantart7744 6 ай бұрын
Wanted the Lockpicking Layer cameo as he opens the safe door lmao
@ravensquote7206
@ravensquote7206 5 ай бұрын
"Click out of one... two is binding..." *MASSIVE F**#CKING** CLUNK* "-and we got that open. Now I'll do it one more time to show wasn't a fluke..."
@maximushermanite
@maximushermanite 5 ай бұрын
At last! The tutorial we’ve all been waiting for.
@Space97.
@Space97. 5 ай бұрын
THIS IS SO SMART THANKS DUDE 😊
@dolby8551
@dolby8551 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tutorial boss 🤜🤛
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 6 ай бұрын
I remember _years_ ago that old channel Epic How To. Both they and Myth Busters _made_ how to rob a bank in MineCraft videos but they never released them because of what they found.
@lammbokid0505
@lammbokid0505 6 ай бұрын
What did they find?
@Vital_Blinks
@Vital_Blinks 6 ай бұрын
@@lammbokid0505For Epic How To they said something along the lines that they found out a way with researching online and that it wouldn’t be too difficult, if my memory is correct
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 6 ай бұрын
@@Vital_Blinks correct, they said it was wayyyy easier than they expected and didn’t want to put it out there. I think Myth Busters had the same conclusion. Or maybe they mentioned it to one of their ATF, FDA, or FBI buddies and were “politely asked” not to do it.
@contextinvideos
@contextinvideos 5 ай бұрын
@@Jessie_Helms being a tv show, im sure myth busters would've had their lawyers overview the episode before releasing it and would've said "this is a terrible idea." rather than some fbi buddy theory
@Jessie_Helms
@Jessie_Helms 5 ай бұрын
@@contextinvideos No Adam Savage has literally gone on record saying one of their buddies at the FBI- because the myth busters had buddies in the ATF, FDA, EPA, and FBI- talked to them about it
@Gaymer378
@Gaymer378 5 ай бұрын
Thanks so much! Very detailed and informative.
@KotoneShiomi392
@KotoneShiomi392 5 ай бұрын
Imagine entering a bank armed and saying “GIVE ME A JOB!!!”
@biharimark5506
@biharimark5506 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for the insightful tips!
@YODA-vt9gv
@YODA-vt9gv 6 ай бұрын
You forgot to put on the build of your character to make the run easier
@dgaf9843
@dgaf9843 5 ай бұрын
I dont know i haven't found this channel yet, but hell ya. Im hooked
@sddss2459
@sddss2459 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tips:)
@Holpip_
@Holpip_ 6 ай бұрын
I love the unethical sir swag guides. TO ANY SECURITY SERVICES VIEWING THIS I HAVE NO INTENTION OF COMMITTING ANY CRIMES.
@alphasushi9178
@alphasushi9178 5 ай бұрын
Why u so paranoid, I though this was just about some minecraft map people were playing
@IdiotN4
@IdiotN4 6 ай бұрын
Thankies for the advice!
@JackScherer19
@JackScherer19 5 ай бұрын
Thank you man this is some good advice Keep an eye on the news 📰 😉😉
@GloomGC
@GloomGC 3 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, a cloaker drop kicked me in the jaw and I have brain damage.
@computerdores
@computerdores 6 ай бұрын
This really helps with my day job, thanks!
@amoz0n
@amoz0n 6 ай бұрын
Watching this has definitely put me on a watchlist somewhere.
@Thegoldenaerobar2
@Thegoldenaerobar2 5 ай бұрын
Yall if i worked at a bank im gon clean dye packs out for them, i gotta respect the hustle and i aint dying for a megacorp that dont pay dental benefits
@StarrySFM
@StarrySFM 5 ай бұрын
Useful Tutorial! Thank you so much, Really Helped!
@Pr0toPoTaT0
@Pr0toPoTaT0 6 ай бұрын
Damn dude. This is golden content. Thank you ❤️🧡💛
@AliioopARG
@AliioopARG 5 ай бұрын
this is actually a good source for writing a crime story lmao
@lucienoskova2658
@lucienoskova2658 5 ай бұрын
Just the video i was looking for!
@mathiasemmens3451
@mathiasemmens3451 5 ай бұрын
thanks for the advice!
@macomputersuck
@macomputersuck 6 ай бұрын
Roses are red violets are blue, I'm on a watch list now and so are you
@Vertex_vortex
@Vertex_vortex 6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@iluvpandas2755
@iluvpandas2755 5 ай бұрын
yes
@achtunger5528
@achtunger5528 5 ай бұрын
Nice try fed.
@suskysulky
@suskysulky 3 ай бұрын
I needed this thanks
@gamelikar
@gamelikar 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for the information! I’ll definitely be trying this at home
@tianrunzhang6557
@tianrunzhang6557 5 ай бұрын
2 weeks later some cop would be like "Ha I knew it! He even searched it up on youtube"
@deltamythosassociation3727
@deltamythosassociation3727 5 ай бұрын
Thanks, I was just looking for a tutorial.
@_denzy_6310
@_denzy_6310 5 ай бұрын
We getting on the watch list with this one 🔥 🔥
@Philflames
@Philflames 3 ай бұрын
thx dude,this video really helped!
@arkadiuszgajda5952
@arkadiuszgajda5952 6 ай бұрын
I work with a guy that did time for robbing a bank. Chill dude
@evandropaschoalini5940
@evandropaschoalini5940 6 ай бұрын
Boutts steal christmass with this one!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@FrostyDaCat
@FrostyDaCat 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tutorial! ❤ I'll be sure to use you tips next time! (In Minecraft of course)
@thenhentaiguy8353
@thenhentaiguy8353 6 ай бұрын
We're not going to jail with this one🔥
@richardvaldes3959
@richardvaldes3959 6 ай бұрын
Well if I wasn't on a watch list before( unlikely) I am now. Thanks king
@mystblox2275
@mystblox2275 5 ай бұрын
Thanks, this will be helpful for my plans next Saturday
@toasteroven68419
@toasteroven68419 4 ай бұрын
thank you for this kind tutorial 🤗
@michaelbrown1240
@michaelbrown1240 6 ай бұрын
this channel drops the hardest intros just to teach you how to breed an antibiotic resistant super virus
@obamahimself2885
@obamahimself2885 6 ай бұрын
“Guys, the thermal drill, go get it.”
@aleksapetrovic6519
@aleksapetrovic6519 5 ай бұрын
Alright ramblers, let's get rambling.
@JiNxGamesTv
@JiNxGamesTv 5 ай бұрын
Now this is what I want from my KZfaq Recommendations!
@blahmah3261
@blahmah3261 5 ай бұрын
Thanks!! Tried it, and it really works!❤
@meta_username
@meta_username 6 ай бұрын
Did anyone else think this was gonna be a case study on some DB Cooper style robbery?
@LeeAtkinson98
@LeeAtkinson98 6 ай бұрын
Ideal content change from the NWTB or real life patch notes
@pvbaum1334
@pvbaum1334 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the informative video tutorial, i’ll make sure to include this!
@ellik33
@ellik33 5 ай бұрын
thank you so much, it actually worked. man you are a live saver!!!
@devil_master1562
@devil_master1562 6 ай бұрын
I actually love this intro song
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