31 Hysterical Dr. Krieger Quotes From "Archer"

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Next of Ken

Next of Ken

6 жыл бұрын

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 31 Hysterical Dr. Krieger Quotes From "Archer." Algernop Krieger was the head of the Applied Research Department in "Archer" until season 4, but will forever have the funniest and weirdest moments and quotes on the show. He's chaotic neutral and he's totally out for himself in the end. And we hope that never changes. We want more Krieger!
What was your favorite Dr. Krieger moment or quote? Let us know in the comments below!
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@1994moviebuff
@1994moviebuff 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Krieger is the only one in the core group who doesn’t even dislike Archer.
@dreadlordhg360
@dreadlordhg360 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly Krieger couldn’t give a shit about Archers personality. He’s kind of immune to most emotions.
@Captain-Kidding
@Captain-Kidding 4 жыл бұрын
Actually Archer has managed too piss Krieger off quite a bit, and Krieger eventually points out how Archer is a self absorbed douchebag.
@jenlindley7780
@jenlindley7780 4 жыл бұрын
He is very blasé
@deanwinchester8650
@deanwinchester8650 4 жыл бұрын
@@Captain-Kidding yeah, but he's still nice to him. Most of the time.
@zxtreme31
@zxtreme31 4 жыл бұрын
In season.....4, I think.... Pam acknowledges that archer is her best friend. They might insult each other but she likes him
@karlleonis7882
@karlleonis7882 5 жыл бұрын
You missed one of the best scenes: Cheryl: "So? Krieger's a doctor." Cyril: "Not the medical kind!" Krieger: "Not even the other kind...technically."
@geraltofrivia6461
@geraltofrivia6461 4 жыл бұрын
Karl Leonis coincidentally that’s the one I came here for
@escorpianoyqueee
@escorpianoyqueee 4 жыл бұрын
Krieger's first name looks like is actually DOCTOR, so that´s why the confusion :P
@hisoka3.14l8
@hisoka3.14l8 4 жыл бұрын
Krieger the adopted child
@blahblah8037
@blahblah8037 4 жыл бұрын
Leonardo F algernon
@jason11279
@jason11279 4 жыл бұрын
[Zoidberg would like to know your location]
@theperry13
@theperry13 5 жыл бұрын
Best line Krieger: i was wondering Ray: in a bag. I piss and shit in a bag. Krieger: me too! But actually i was wondering if you wanted to walk again.
@jamesmessina2554
@jamesmessina2554 4 жыл бұрын
Kreiger: “yeah, but is it worth it?”
@user-tg8kq3rc5f
@user-tg8kq3rc5f 4 жыл бұрын
“I may have wandered pretty far from the church, but I do still believe there’s some things only God should do.” “Like give you an erection?” “I’m assuming you mean give me the ability to have an erection?” “Also, yes.”
@maxxymrice6200
@maxxymrice6200 9 ай бұрын
Ray: It alarms me you don't know the names of the actual bones.
@Ultrakrill2411
@Ultrakrill2411 5 жыл бұрын
"Is krieger working hard?" "Maybe literally."
@Graniastopoulos
@Graniastopoulos 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, it's "Is Krieger hard at work?"
@hamsammich8781
@hamsammich8781 4 жыл бұрын
too late, you ruined it
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 4 жыл бұрын
phrasing.
@abrupt9842
@abrupt9842 3 жыл бұрын
“Say what you will about him-“ “I did” “He’s discreet”
@flashfan123campbell8
@flashfan123campbell8 6 жыл бұрын
"Just let me clear the old *browser history* and-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, *NO!* "
@zeevee9625
@zeevee9625 6 жыл бұрын
makes me what was on his browser history
@Nxtl68
@Nxtl68 5 жыл бұрын
Trust me, you DON'T
@Saltici.Saturnii
@Saltici.Saturnii 5 жыл бұрын
@@zeevee9625 the tamest thing I can come up with is tentacles.
@euonxaxxx662
@euonxaxxx662 5 жыл бұрын
Zeevee 96 tentacle porn probably 😂😭💀
@MM-xn6tn
@MM-xn6tn 5 жыл бұрын
@@euonxaxxx662 And hobo death match snuff films.
@yetiornot5726
@yetiornot5726 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not a... *serial* killer.
@KyleRayner12
@KyleRayner12 6 жыл бұрын
... Wait, why did you emphasize "serial?"
@ShimotsukiSaizo1
@ShimotsukiSaizo1 5 жыл бұрын
Say what
@flashfan123campbell8
@flashfan123campbell8 5 жыл бұрын
@@KyleRayner12 I did-WHAAAT?! Uh, hey, did I mention I have something to show you?
@kevinmael3862
@kevinmael3862 5 жыл бұрын
I have told a few people that.
@BatMan-ul6gt
@BatMan-ul6gt 5 жыл бұрын
Cereal
@Yotarnn
@Yotarnn 5 жыл бұрын
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" "..On second thought I'd very much prefer to be taken alive"
@bemasaberwyn55
@bemasaberwyn55 4 жыл бұрын
Let me clear the browser history
@tahraethestoryteller6079
@tahraethestoryteller6079 2 жыл бұрын
@@bemasaberwyn55 “no no no no no”
@DigiAkuma
@DigiAkuma 2 жыл бұрын
Just let me clear the ol' brooowser history andNoNoNoNONO...!!!
@beavisbutt-headson3223
@beavisbutt-headson3223 6 жыл бұрын
How do none of these compilations have the bit with Cheryl: "So I say: No union!" Krieger: "Yes! Confederacy forever!"
@hbrecliner
@hbrecliner 4 жыл бұрын
@southerncajuncharm "Me too"
@Ebon_Sean
@Ebon_Sean 4 жыл бұрын
That episode was released prior to Season 2, Episode 10: "El Sequestro". It's just now hitting me that Cheryl's aversion to unionizing was a hint to the fact that she's fucking rich.
@user-bi6po6zj1f
@user-bi6po6zj1f 4 жыл бұрын
I find that funny especially cus hes german
@chloebowne7153
@chloebowne7153 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-bi6po6zj1f I thought he was from “Brazi-stle county, NH”
@williamhughes3817
@williamhughes3817 Жыл бұрын
I'm also partial to just before that..."Tampons! I...don't know what that is..."
@CrunchyKobold
@CrunchyKobold 4 жыл бұрын
I live for the day I can use "your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass" in casual conversation.
@MrRolyat98
@MrRolyat98 6 жыл бұрын
Forgot my favorite: “Why is [the wet suit] flesh colored?!” “Well, it’s not if you’re black!”
@thegruesometwosome2831
@thegruesometwosome2831 4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha I forgot about that too
@thesteadfastduelist6258
@thesteadfastduelist6258 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the 666th like
@bucketinyourwalls
@bucketinyourwalls 3 жыл бұрын
I want to like, but I can't-
@arturdent5168
@arturdent5168 6 жыл бұрын
He can totally have his own spin off show
@blueispaniard6513
@blueispaniard6513 6 жыл бұрын
He totally deserves to.
@faillblogkeyboardcat
@faillblogkeyboardcat 6 жыл бұрын
As awesome as that would be, I think the less we know about him the better.
@miriamvlachoulis6875
@miriamvlachoulis6875 6 жыл бұрын
It could include his full backstory as a clone in that mansion. Then how he grew up holy shit thaat would be nuts
@buddy3119
@buddy3119 6 жыл бұрын
No, it'll ruin the character
@miriamvlachoulis6875
@miriamvlachoulis6875 6 жыл бұрын
Macho Tach0s thats fair enough. It would detract from his personality
@arbaaz_777
@arbaaz_777 6 жыл бұрын
"press that red button" "wait, is that going to kill everybody?" "press that blue button"
@yixnorb5971
@yixnorb5971 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that "Big red candylike button" on Ren and Stimpy's Space Madness.
@yixnorb5971
@yixnorb5971 5 жыл бұрын
Or Staple's e-z- button.
@dontmindme5879
@dontmindme5879 5 жыл бұрын
The fact archer had to ask 🤣🤣🤣
@petercross1879
@petercross1879 5 жыл бұрын
I still don't know what he means
@joseph-1972
@joseph-1972 5 жыл бұрын
@@dontmindme5879 the fact archer was actually wise enough to ask!
@TBear-ib7pl
@TBear-ib7pl 6 жыл бұрын
Krieger yelling “Me Too” before it was cool.
@TinkerTailorSoldier1
@TinkerTailorSoldier1 6 жыл бұрын
T. Bear 😂😂 Good one
@1994moviebuff
@1994moviebuff 5 жыл бұрын
Instead of a tweet you just hear a faint yell
@revan0890
@revan0890 5 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@racingfanz4762
@racingfanz4762 4 жыл бұрын
Now it is just used to ruin innocent mens lives with no punishment or consequences for the bitches that do it.
@Spookyboo96
@Spookyboo96 4 жыл бұрын
@@racingfanz4762 Wrong but ok buddy you do you
@Big-Milky-Jugs
@Big-Milky-Jugs 6 жыл бұрын
Can we all just agree that Krueger is hands down one of the best characters in Archer?
@PaintballWillis
@PaintballWillis 6 жыл бұрын
That's not a character in Archer...
@Big-Milky-Jugs
@Big-Milky-Jugs 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I meant Krieger.
@SmashLiXs
@SmashLiXs 6 жыл бұрын
he's literally the only character in the show i genuinely love
@KrissFliss
@KrissFliss 6 жыл бұрын
Jazz hands
@AJ84291
@AJ84291 5 жыл бұрын
i thought is was an unspoken agreed topic XD
@Omakeer
@Omakeer 6 жыл бұрын
"I call him Fister Roboto!" makes me laugh every time.
@eternallegacy89
@eternallegacy89 5 жыл бұрын
But it doesn't just fist!!! Best selling point x'D.
@cesarsalvadormoyaveizaga2906
@cesarsalvadormoyaveizaga2906 5 жыл бұрын
Yes it's a multi fetish sex machine, wich just by listening that scares me.
@anigodess
@anigodess 5 жыл бұрын
cesar moya “and the best part is- he’s learning”
@LordSvzklx
@LordSvzklx 4 жыл бұрын
"Fister Roboto would never do that. He's just too darn sensitive"
@larsgeerlings2407
@larsgeerlings2407 4 жыл бұрын
The best part is that this is actually the first line Krieger says in yhe whole dam show.
@diamondtron01
@diamondtron01 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks Krieger is a worthy spirit animal?
@nathanatkins950
@nathanatkins950 6 жыл бұрын
ME TOO! *i shout From a distance*
@xaenon
@xaenon 6 жыл бұрын
Worthy or not, he is MY spirit animal/guide! Krieger ROCKS!
@loveallgirlstheymakemefeel7015
@loveallgirlstheymakemefeel7015 6 жыл бұрын
He's my spirit animal.
@dabestindabusiness3046
@dabestindabusiness3046 6 жыл бұрын
diamondtron01 The spirit animal I prefer is Archer, but he is worthy.
@bluelick7578
@bluelick7578 6 жыл бұрын
ME TOO! (also)
@chadly63
@chadly63 5 жыл бұрын
The best one ever is when Kreiger is showing Archer the rabbit, and Archer says "so, can you put it in a person's brain?" meaning the brain chip, and Kreiger says "he'd suffocate" referring to putting the rabbit in a person's brain. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.
@chasjetty8729
@chasjetty8729 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. That gag was a miracle.
@InsolentUnicorn13
@InsolentUnicorn13 8 ай бұрын
Rabert Kline
@RobMustDie482
@RobMustDie482 6 жыл бұрын
My favorite: "Are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in, Fort Kickass."
@miriamvlachoulis6875
@miriamvlachoulis6875 6 жыл бұрын
"Just say the word." ...nerve gas..
@christrotter3052
@christrotter3052 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect!
@TheBeastr
@TheBeastr 5 жыл бұрын
I literally came across your comment as Krieger was set off the neve gas :D
@atraxuswraithe6031
@atraxuswraithe6031 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they left out the following: Mallory: "Oh, that reminds me. Krieger!" Krieger: "Yeah, I found it." Pam: "Found what?" Archer/Lana: "Don't ask." Krieger: "Can I keep it?" Pam: "Keep what?" Archer/Lana: "DON'T ASK!" Mallory: "I don't care what you do with it, just get it out of here!" Krieger: "Yeah, take that tone."
@trajan74
@trajan74 5 жыл бұрын
It's not really good for a short video like this because of how much setup is required. But yeah it was one of his better quotes. (For those who don't know, this refers to the dead guy at 0:30. He's the Italian Prime Minister and Mallory shoved a giant eggplant-sized dildo up his ass. He found it while he was dismembering the body.)
@JackCooper_Mavia
@JackCooper_Mavia 6 жыл бұрын
This reminds me, one time I was chilling in my dorm room before a party on Halloween, and some random dude I didn't know dressed as kreiger walked in, gave me a full pizza, then immediately left I still don't know who that was.
@spacecat6022
@spacecat6022 6 жыл бұрын
And you didn't feel anything strange after eating that pizza? No secondary effects?
@JackCooper_Mavia
@JackCooper_Mavia 6 жыл бұрын
Afterwards I got shit faced, so I don't think so
@BarginsGalore
@BarginsGalore 5 жыл бұрын
“Dressed as”
@atraxuswraithe6031
@atraxuswraithe6031 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, you got a pizza from Krieger himself!!! You lucky bastard. Question, though: did the cheese taste weird?
@deborahhanna6640
@deborahhanna6640 5 жыл бұрын
......and the next morning you woke up impregnated with your own clone....
@ivoryholliday670
@ivoryholliday670 6 жыл бұрын
*faintly in the background* ME TOO!
@Autobotmatt428
@Autobotmatt428 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Hopper same
@reloadpsi
@reloadpsi 6 жыл бұрын
Ivory Holliday I believe that was a callback to Frisky Dingo where he voiced a group of characters who often said that.
@DrewSavo
@DrewSavo 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve turned this into a party game: just shout out ‘ME TOO!’ randomly and see what conversations it sticks to... Play it right and it’s brilliant fun!
@jimstanley_49
@jimstanley_49 6 жыл бұрын
I never noticed the last one. 😂
@andrefortinipropheta7365
@andrefortinipropheta7365 4 жыл бұрын
That's was the most funny shit I've seen
@bobbluered8984
@bobbluered8984 5 жыл бұрын
"Neil Peart stands alone" Never were truer words spoken.
@JasonRobards2
@JasonRobards2 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite Krieger moment is the Pigley bit from 3:28. In the show it ends with Mallory seeing Archer on the floor saying "God, you'd think he's half faiting goat. Krieger goes: "aww, Goatly". It had me in stitches.
@acemusic8060
@acemusic8060 6 жыл бұрын
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SEAL THE EXITS!!!"
@eoghanfeighery7383
@eoghanfeighery7383 6 жыл бұрын
Jazz hands! 👐
@michaelmiller2192
@michaelmiller2192 6 жыл бұрын
Eoghan Feighery 🤗👐🙌
@RandomPPerson
@RandomPPerson 6 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!
@ronswanson7371
@ronswanson7371 4 жыл бұрын
🤗👏🙌👐
@rhysbailey6827
@rhysbailey6827 4 жыл бұрын
👐👐👐👐
@DevilsAdvocateGaming
@DevilsAdvocateGaming Жыл бұрын
I ADORE the idea of Malory babysitting Krieger to get him out of the lab. She will forever have a place in our hearts...
@jongaulthero
@jongaulthero 5 жыл бұрын
"Don't blame Krieger! He's not that kind of doctor!" "Actually, I'm not really, technically, the other kind, either."
@quinna5537
@quinna5537 5 жыл бұрын
TheMajR Payne Krieger’s not a doctor, his first name is Doctor. Algernop is just his fake name.
@dikhed1983
@dikhed1983 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he's a disturbed mad scientist who loves Rush
@tedioussugar384
@tedioussugar384 4 жыл бұрын
The band, the movie, or the TV show?
@exmachina1405
@exmachina1405 3 жыл бұрын
@@tedioussugar384 yes
@mewsingsbynatk
@mewsingsbynatk 5 жыл бұрын
"And hopefully, when you look at all the different drop points on a map, it'll look like a big smiley face!"
@sailtheplains
@sailtheplains 6 жыл бұрын
I love how Cheryl laughs so hard when he is telling them where to put the parcels of dead Italian Prime Minister
@TheSamwhyte
@TheSamwhyte 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite Kreiger line is when he’s dissecting the Italian PMs body and after Mallory has a pop at him, you just hear him say off camera - “Yeah, take that tone...” 🤣
@edgarsalgado2918
@edgarsalgado2918 6 жыл бұрын
Press that red button. Archer: Wait, it is gonna kill everybody? Press that blue button. Lol XD
@Chirpysemperboy
@Chirpysemperboy 5 жыл бұрын
"Nailed YYZ?" "IT'S ZED! And no, Neil Peart stands alone." AMEN to THAT, brother!
@corvetteguy91
@corvetteguy91 6 жыл бұрын
Krieger needs a spinoff.
@mewsingsbynatk
@mewsingsbynatk 4 жыл бұрын
One with Krieger and his clones! *The Krieger Show!*
@samanthamaselli-jackman4676
@samanthamaselli-jackman4676 2 жыл бұрын
Yup yup yup
@dallasmckim4370
@dallasmckim4370 5 жыл бұрын
What about when Bilbo had a heart attack and Krieger said "Ha she smacked you so hard you died."
@Soulxlight
@Soulxlight 4 жыл бұрын
Bilbo: No, I think I'm really dying Krieger: (Holding back laughter) I knowwww
@23sexycutie
@23sexycutie 3 жыл бұрын
That was funny 😂
@MrLuismancei
@MrLuismancei 6 жыл бұрын
Some people has Rick as the best cartoon scientists, but I prefer Krieger as one of my Spirit animals ( a dark, funny, and awkardly relatable spirit animal) he and Professor Farnsworth
@Bartatron-ru7qd
@Bartatron-ru7qd 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, high five, same here!
@Bartatron-ru7qd
@Bartatron-ru7qd 6 жыл бұрын
Limh
@MrLuismancei
@MrLuismancei 6 жыл бұрын
aguy654 I imagine them as the leaders of the League of the Ambiguously Evil/Mad Scientists
@batwings388
@batwings388 6 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!!!
@Autobotmatt428
@Autobotmatt428 6 жыл бұрын
Luis Manuel Castillo Jesus I agree. Ricks overrated
@Chris-bl3ep
@Chris-bl3ep 6 жыл бұрын
An erection that DOESN'T involve homeless people is an erection not worth having, good day sir!!
@tron-fan1824
@tron-fan1824 6 жыл бұрын
Som Dum Goi that would be awesome, legendary, and hilarious if he said that to Malory's Face in rage
@Nooneimportant1299
@Nooneimportant1299 5 жыл бұрын
kreigers "me too's" during that whole episode got me. by far my favourite kreiger moments
@kdrapertrucker
@kdrapertrucker 3 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@DanMartin67
@DanMartin67 3 жыл бұрын
I love that (relatively speaking) Krieger is treated with the most respect by Mallory and Archer. They give him shit but definitely the least compared to Lana, Cyril, Pam, Or Cheryl
@typacsk
@typacsk 4 ай бұрын
Just the fact that Mallory took him to the theater adds a whole new dimension to both of their characters. (Although I suspect that she does little things like that, to try and make up for some stuff that happened involving them both in the past.)
@daconqueror7777
@daconqueror7777 6 жыл бұрын
The way i like my women black, bitter & preferably fair trade XD
@yixnorb5971
@yixnorb5971 5 жыл бұрын
OMMFG
@jaroslavjurisin3994
@jaroslavjurisin3994 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@noveske.2236
@noveske.2236 5 жыл бұрын
Jaroslav Jurišin I like that I have an erection, that didn’t involve homeless people. Easily the best line of the show
@gregknight1989
@gregknight1989 5 жыл бұрын
yep yep yep
@GaryTurbo
@GaryTurbo 4 жыл бұрын
So h e likes Lana
@Whovian1029
@Whovian1029 6 жыл бұрын
Krieger's love of Rush is enough for him to be my favorite character.
@bryanmccallum2378
@bryanmccallum2378 5 жыл бұрын
Bhiner1029 agreed!
@dwecktek
@dwecktek 5 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!!!
@dendenn7383
@dendenn7383 6 жыл бұрын
OH DAMN YOU, GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!! Best running gag
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 6 жыл бұрын
Kreiger is probably one of Archers friend who sympathizes with him. And just as someone as crazy
@AnthonyMartinez-kr5fn
@AnthonyMartinez-kr5fn 6 жыл бұрын
Krieger is love, Krieger is life
@bluelick7578
@bluelick7578 6 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!
@kirbymarchbarcena
@kirbymarchbarcena 6 жыл бұрын
He's indeed worthy of his doctorate degree
@Tyrunner0097
@Tyrunner0097 6 жыл бұрын
Not the medical kind
@charmboy5241
@charmboy5241 6 жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@RobMustDie482
@RobMustDie482 6 жыл бұрын
He doesn't actually have a degree. According to his personnel file his first name is Doctor.
@davidvondoom2853
@davidvondoom2853 6 жыл бұрын
He has a PHD in com-ed-y
@RaoulDuke77
@RaoulDuke77 6 жыл бұрын
Tyrunner0097 Not even that other kind...
@treyconnolly9545
@treyconnolly9545 2 жыл бұрын
The "double, double. Toil and trouble-but it's really no trouble. I love my work." moment in dreamland is one of my favorites
@johnriley1406
@johnriley1406 5 жыл бұрын
The best 'me too' comment is when ray is fed up of being in a wheelchair and Krieger is sat there looking at him an ray says 'a bag! I piss and shit in a plastic bag' Krieger: me too!! But actually I was wondering if you'd like to walk again? Gets me every time!
@mjstory1976
@mjstory1976 6 жыл бұрын
Krieger is the best thing about Archer
@racingfanz4762
@racingfanz4762 5 жыл бұрын
Krieger: I'm sorry are you addressing me because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kick-Ass.
@furionmax7824
@furionmax7824 4 жыл бұрын
2 things: 1: love the fact that the very first clip is Krieger coked out of mind. And two: "I call him Fisto roboto! And the best part is, he's learning!"
@unscripted483
@unscripted483 3 жыл бұрын
the idea of mallory and krieger going out fro "date night" makes me laugh my ass off
@XDlosDominicans
@XDlosDominicans 5 жыл бұрын
"Wh-WHAAAAT? I don't have a hybrid pig-boy! (flashback) anymore..."
@justjohnny9780
@justjohnny9780 4 жыл бұрын
"That'll do Piggly that'll do."
@sycho-tech5104
@sycho-tech5104 6 жыл бұрын
I love all of these, but my favorite by far is a tie between “that’s a thing. Shut up.” And of course “SMOKE-BOMB!”
@117Jorn
@117Jorn 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wishes Krieger's holographic A.I Wife got more screen time?
@jonathankeith6971
@jonathankeith6971 6 жыл бұрын
117Jorn I think you mean 3D waifu
@drifter402
@drifter402 5 жыл бұрын
No because then it would probably stop being funny
@vandread
@vandread 5 жыл бұрын
Me too, but at the same time he is a really easy to destroy character
@Voldrim359
@Voldrim359 3 жыл бұрын
@@vandread Krieger said he kills her every day... Meaning that he is aroused by killing her... Every day... And that's why he also keeps building her again
@xxbigbangxx1
@xxbigbangxx1 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathankeith6971 this guy gets it
@MikeRiderOOO
@MikeRiderOOO 6 жыл бұрын
SHRINKY-DINK THAT! KRIEGER OUT!
@jamesb1988
@jamesb1988 4 жыл бұрын
The first clip being Kriger air drumming to Rush's 'Tom Sawyer' is epic 😂
@nivniv7844
@nivniv7844 6 жыл бұрын
5:41 Fisto Roboto - LOOOOOOOOOOOL
@kirakiryu1020
@kirakiryu1020 4 жыл бұрын
0:52 “THIS QUIT BEING FUNNY TWO HOURS AGO!!!”
@mewsingsbynatk
@mewsingsbynatk 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s not supposed to be funny.”
@Longtail626
@Longtail626 6 жыл бұрын
Kreiger is better than Rick cups of how much fun he has with his experiments, when you see enjoy what happens you can’t help but feel happy with him
@SmashLiXs
@SmashLiXs 6 жыл бұрын
krieger is just so fun & funny to watch. rick just brings the anger out of me
@AlwaysBolttheBird
@AlwaysBolttheBird 5 жыл бұрын
“You’ll never take me alive” “Ok breach it” “On second thought I would very much prefer to be taken alive”
@electrobob992
@electrobob992 5 жыл бұрын
4:38 Based on his reaction, I think we all can assume he's NOT the one who brings her back everytime. I.e she is such an advanced AI that she keeps coming back even after being deleted all by herself.
@henry-thepizzaeater-morgan704
@henry-thepizzaeater-morgan704 3 жыл бұрын
Like Monika
@eskreskao
@eskreskao 6 жыл бұрын
Why, oh why did I take a drink during the last one?
@bluelick7578
@bluelick7578 6 жыл бұрын
So, what is the reminder of the drink that stired right into your nose smell like?
@eskreskao
@eskreskao 6 жыл бұрын
Burning, apparently.
@willy_b_coyote
@willy_b_coyote 2 жыл бұрын
We need to have a Krieger spin-off. Basically Dexter’s Lab for Adults.
@jordaneggerman4734
@jordaneggerman4734 3 жыл бұрын
God, those "me too!"s were some of the best hidden gems of the whole show.
@apushman
@apushman 2 жыл бұрын
i do the "jazz hands" randomly at work, confuses people every time and i get a lil chuckle
@sleepyrepatillo1834
@sleepyrepatillo1834 6 жыл бұрын
I dont even watch archer and I already love him.
@seymourbuttz6419
@seymourbuttz6419 6 жыл бұрын
also yes.
@noway9320
@noway9320 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it's brilliant how he's always shown with a GERMAN weapon (MP5, MP40, Mauser C96)
@mitchellculp5623
@mitchellculp5623 4 жыл бұрын
So how creepy, inappropriate, and funny do you want the scientist? Producer: Yes.
@Wiccanwolf08
@Wiccanwolf08 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't have one of those.... ... ... ... ... ... anymore. What were we talking about?"
@AnthonyMartinez-kr5fn
@AnthonyMartinez-kr5fn 6 жыл бұрын
Do you want ants!?! Cause that's how you get them!
@SoupSnipe
@SoupSnipe 6 жыл бұрын
Me: I love these videos Kreiger: *Soft Echo* Me Too!
@daneyal7162
@daneyal7162 5 жыл бұрын
Krieger needs his own spinoff show. +1 if you agree.
@booksrule0240
@booksrule0240 2 жыл бұрын
+1
@samanthamaselli-jackman4676
@samanthamaselli-jackman4676 2 жыл бұрын
Yup yup yup
@maroonggirl
@maroonggirl 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice all the times he said "Me too!" in the background. Thank you, thank you so much. That's priceless.
@phantomform4171
@phantomform4171 Жыл бұрын
The "me too" in the backround kills me everytime
@shadowslime3640
@shadowslime3640 3 жыл бұрын
1:57 The way how it just cuts to her looking all innocent makes me crack a smile for some reason 🤣
@garygamer4506
@garygamer4506 5 жыл бұрын
"I have a plant... PLANT... plan"
@B0uff0s
@B0uff0s 5 жыл бұрын
Neil Pert stands alone got me started the retentacling made me surrender
@seriousbismuth2173
@seriousbismuth2173 5 жыл бұрын
Until discovering Krieger I was *sure* that my idea of naming all of my Cars after Rush albums was unique. I couldn't have been happier being so wrong. 😆
@himothyjones96
@himothyjones96 6 жыл бұрын
Off in the distance *me too*
@PrincessofHell666
@PrincessofHell666 6 жыл бұрын
Lorenzo Kenway I can't stop laughing at it 😂😂
@RileyRedbeard
@RileyRedbeard 5 жыл бұрын
ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ
@daveb5623
@daveb5623 3 жыл бұрын
Krieger: Ray, would you like to be able to walk again? Ray: (yelling) NO, cause this way I don't have to buy new shoes! Krieger: Yeah, but is that worth it?
@611rwj
@611rwj 5 жыл бұрын
"On second thought, I'd very much prefer to be taken alive!"
@superpan218
@superpan218 4 жыл бұрын
Judging by the thumbnail, you can tell that Krieger is a mad scientist. I mean mad in the sense of the word, meaning "insane".
@dabestindabusiness3046
@dabestindabusiness3046 6 жыл бұрын
Seril is also a good character. Archer: You killed a hooker! Seril: Callgirl! She was a callgirl! Archer: When they're dead, they're just hookers!
@erinmiller1433
@erinmiller1433 6 жыл бұрын
Da Best In Da Business *Cyril
@ggt47
@ggt47 6 жыл бұрын
Da Best In Da Business Ray for me.
@deanwinchester8650
@deanwinchester8650 4 жыл бұрын
It's Cyril, not Seril, that sounds like serial with a capital s and a typo
@skepticalstuff780
@skepticalstuff780 3 жыл бұрын
"I actually made my present" "Me too!"
@MikeRiderOOO
@MikeRiderOOO 4 жыл бұрын
It just goes to show: Krieger is chaotically neutral!
@Melomaniac1956
@Melomaniac1956 6 жыл бұрын
"Press that red button" "Wait, is it gonna kill everybody?" "...Press that blue button"
@Multi1628
@Multi1628 5 жыл бұрын
~ Love everything about Archer, and wish the show was on longer, and wish there were more episodes for each season, and just want more of Archer on a regular basis, and not so obscured in some fashion by FX or whomever. Cheers, DAVEDJ ~
@crusader7659
@crusader7659 5 жыл бұрын
He's the most relatable character I have ever seen
@maxxymrice6200
@maxxymrice6200 9 ай бұрын
Krieger: And they called me mad. Mallory: Who did? Krieger: I just assumed.
@billt8504
@billt8504 6 жыл бұрын
I don't have one of those ... any more.
@nosorab3
@nosorab3 4 жыл бұрын
Great list, though I would have included the scene where he's smashing things with a robot and Mallory says "Do you have to do that right now?" "Technically, I don't have to do it ever."
@CyclopsWasRight616
@CyclopsWasRight616 6 жыл бұрын
We need a Krieger / Rick Sanchez crossover episode
@nicktechnubyte1184
@nicktechnubyte1184 6 жыл бұрын
Cyclops Was Right maybe that’s how abradolf lincler was made?!
@tron-fan1824
@tron-fan1824 6 жыл бұрын
I would watch the fuck out of it
@SmashLiXs
@SmashLiXs 6 жыл бұрын
i like krieger since he's genuinely nice & helpful while still being the most evil character in the show yet has never had the villain role. i can't stand rick at all
@unicornkitteh5332
@unicornkitteh5332 6 жыл бұрын
I have an archer and rick shirt and it is one of my favorite things!😄
@chuckhoyle1211
@chuckhoyle1211 6 жыл бұрын
I can only get so erect.
@amandaisbananas420
@amandaisbananas420 2 жыл бұрын
I am back on being hooked on this show again..and trying to convince friends that have never seen it to watch it so they know half the shit I quote lol
@ionceateapinecone
@ionceateapinecone 5 жыл бұрын
1:13 The goddamn piggly schematics in the back though
@hawktalon7890
@hawktalon7890 4 жыл бұрын
"Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass" has been playing on an endless loop in my head for years now.
@XDlosDominicans
@XDlosDominicans 6 жыл бұрын
"Just say the word"
@oceanblueheart1472
@oceanblueheart1472 4 жыл бұрын
The Lab rat scene finally convinced me this Doc was both a Genius and Loco.🤣
@dj_sp3rmcount
@dj_sp3rmcount 2 ай бұрын
Probably imo the most underrated one is the “the secret ingredient is phone” as the others are having a argument separate from him, just all of his scenes are always pure perfection, another favourite of mine is the coked up weapon mods scene
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