The poison gas gives you cancer if you fail to pick it, you lose some skin in a random limb, and it gets worse every time you fail.

@@xtrmsword7127 how tf can you fail at picking this lock tho

@@matejcevnik7362 Hence why no one has gotten cancer from the lock

@@SurotaOnishi genius!

@@bruhmoment-eq8ut r/ihavereddit

And then proceeded to open it with the key in 5 seconds

For some reason this comment sounded like VideoGameDunkey in my head

@@leyydesorden4302 I can see DunkMan saying that in a Mario video

@@leyydesorden4302 fits to him ngl

On-top of that, took him what 1 second to shimmy the lock.

Looool

"borrowed"

Say, did you know this "someone?"

In China, it’s OUR bike

I mean with 3 pins there's bound to be pinning collisions. But I'm also not surprised if they only make a very low number of different pin layouts to cut cost further.

I didn't - i thought he would take out his soft hammer.

@@Jacksparrow4986 haha same

my mind immediately went to "bonk it"

I went for "apply slight pressure to the tensioner, and give the main lock body a little love tap with a small ball peen hammer".

I was also curious if magnets might work with the metal spring

@@cbob7423 It has 1.3k likes

@Dafuq yes

@@pixyl4415 no. 1.4k

@@xtremefps_ Wow, It's almost like the number increased.

Sir Reason no 1.5k

LMAOO

And the smell keeps potential thiefs away.

666th like because this is a cursed comment

Your not wrong, stop being 450 iq

hey, if we put robberies aside it's a pretty good lock

🤧🤧😷😄😄😄

What sansasional lie

That is nowhere near comic sans

@@dolki715 Idk looks like comic sans to me and 73 other people

@@askbeforeplaying2983 the number means nothing. Look up theactual MS Comic Sans yo

@@dolki715 I know what comic sans looks like, I was making a joke, Why are you being so defensive about a font?

And.. I liked it.

It got locked in place I'm so sorry

Flambéd. In napalm.

I did too instead of studying

You also overused the comma, reading it is like someone talking to you whilst having an asthma attack.

Hmm I really don’t see the problem Xd

CoolHardLogic Sir the plague of ecks dee has long since past do not try to spread it again

@@johngreco8149 you can just buy 1 from near market for 3 dollars, KEY COMES WITH IT

@@baranjan6969 Hmmm, methinks you missed an obvious sarcasms

I read this comment as he said $3 lock

This is not a lock, it's a latch. It's a cheap "security theater" object to deter theft, not a lock. If you're cheap and whatever you're securing with this isn't worth a lot, it's useful to keep honest people honest, which is all a lock is meant to do, but it's definitely not a serious security device and shouldn't be used as one.

Having worked in the security industry i can tell you most people wouldn't know good security if it popped out of a hole in the ground and bit them in the ass, but boy do they know how to hire talented propagandists to market their shit. And that's just the people actually making decisions in the industry itself, not even talking about lay people outside of it

Gustav Lang-Weilt gets a $4000 bike and gets $400 dollar lock

I have a 2000$ bike and a 120$ lock. Anyway, I only explained the recommendations of Swiss police.

@@miru99de a $2000 bike will get stolen if it's left outside for too long. Bcs its so expensive it's probably your mountain bike or your road bike. Get another cheap bike for your daily so you don't have to leave that thing unattended ever.

that's good until you're without both your expensive bike and lock

@@4nd3rzzon how would someone steal your lock lol?

Nah it might be poisonous.

Petrus Andersen yeah best no to mess with it

JayLeeBeanz qqqqqqqqqqwwqfwgegegehehgegegegwvwvevevecegegegffgfge scacavwvfafcacavacaffdsgsgggsgsgsgsgswwgwgwtwgwwgwgwhehdhehehdhfbfhfheh Can any body decode it?

@@blackice25 It's the gurgling sound one makes after bikelock poisoning.

Jason Roth i can

Probably on Alibaba for 35 cents per item when ordering a charge of 1000.

These kinds of things are frequently sold for $2-3 on AliExpress.

Yeah, even though by the time they even notice the smell, they'll already be 3 feet away with your bike

Squek Seal and your like 3 miles away from the joke

@@KillaBlade you fool. You didnt r/wooosh me, so the whole point of your comment was pointless. Edit: you're

@@cooldog8580 Was it tho are you just saying this are YOU the fool, we'll never know.

@@KillaBlade ok ima be honest, I got confused by what you just said here. It actually makes no sense.

He probably picks his own locks too.

@@impazie I know it's probably a joke but no he doesn't, he rigged his locks to seize up if someone tries to pick them.

@@binarycat1237 🤔

@@binarycat1237 bruh that was an obvious joke

@@adamdufek7671 they literally know that it's a joke, they're just adding background information

I thought the same, pretty sure it says "LOCK" but at the angle the L looks like a C for sure

You should visit a doctor and have your eyes checked

@@czarnakoza9697 took me a second to get the joke, maybe a doter should chick my brian

@@czarnakoza9697 fair enough

@@AaronSpider88 did she really take the kids

Mine corroded after two days of rain and the key bent and broke off. To be fair it's now impossible to pick.

he would find a way anyway

Illution 100

It atleast makes people think that you have locked it. So it isn't THAT bad.

As a weapon perhaps -- and i doubt it'll endure more than 2 hits with that material.

Well, yes

It can.

It doesn't deserve the red bull

all you would need to do is take a small sliver of the can and use it to shim the locking lug

@@symspace24 or maybe just the detached tab!

The fact that it doesn't open that easily probably tricks people into thinking it has at least some pick resistance. But nonetheless the fumes coming from it probably repel a lot of customers. But now that i think about it, the piece of metal that locks the shackle looks so thin that with the assistance of tools you can probably break it and just pull it out.

@@digitalizedmind1216 customers LOL

Same

Same

Tbh in a few years locks in China will be so cheap you can pull them off the bike

*sees worldwide lockdown around the corner*

An all new lock called the 2020.

We will all see him up on top of the pentagon on in 2021 sticking the pick him and bosnian bill made into the ether muttering "...clicl out of 6, nothing on one, two is binding..." All in the hopes to unlock the world

I’ll do you one worse *proceeds to make a lock out of paper*

You didnt search for this

A drunk 3-year-old can probably pick it with part of a soda can

@@komasan12 Wrong, I did.

@@DM_2145 saame

Lol

TehArgento It is best at being bad. :)

Marketing 1-0-1 if you have a shit product just label it '' the best product ever'' and put a low price, there are always idiots cheap enough to fool. Its sad but unfortunately true.

@@asdfghyter the "locks" part is punctual too, wonder if you get more for the scam?

K

wurst*

this is only the case in areas where bike theft is low, bikes predominantly use cable locks, and your bike is not very expensive

@@Guythatyoudontknow I most people use cable locks, they are so much more convenient. Also, everything you said contradicts with my knowledge of bike thefts, which have happened to me twice, and many others I know, in high crime areas. I have, during a few times where I was sprinting to my destination, just set the lock to where it looked sorta locked up in the middle of various “sketchy” downtown areas, and it’s never been stolen

@@AFN2750 I’m not saying it’s an ineffective deterrent most of the time for relatively short amounts of time (which is to say it deters thieves who only possess a bolt cutter), I’m just saying it’s basically a bare minimum sort of deal for a good bike I also see posts every day for stolen bikes in local FB bike groups, and most of them have ulocks, so I’m glad your experience with them has not disappointed you thus far

You are the dumbest person ever if u beleive that ffs u locks are probably the easiest locks ever to open ... 2 belts of a hammer every single time without a fail im after breaking 100's of u locks so dnt be so stupid in all yur life cos if u think that bike thiefs will see a u lock and just walk away your very wrong my friend ffs🤣🤦🏻‍♂🥱🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Exactly

It smells like shit too

Nah the shimming part means you can just guess right and it opens. But I do see your point. Though the key will eventually not work.

True. For a small town or suburban area. Even at a college, if your college is fairly safe, this is better than those combination cable locks for $10 that look like they can be cut with scissors. Even those locks work fine for those areas as long as your bike isnt very flashy. That said, unless your bike is an absolute piece of junk, spend at least $15 on a nicer U lock. Walmart has plenty of options from Bell and Kyrptonite. (Still not great, see LPL 735 and 455)

The lock isn't venomous but it apparently emits a poisonous gas. Sounds like a super deterrent to me lol.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

No, it's at the 1$ Store And Up Or Less, just around the block.

@@paulelderson934 r/woosh

@@UnlishedTen8proffesional redditor who cant spell "r/woosh" correctly

@@fur_avery www.reddit.com/r/woosh/ moron

I'd like to think of myself as an honest person. But when i see locks this bad, i feel the urge to do something. Break it, bypass it, whatever. Not to be malicious, just to prove a point. Still. Locks like this one are so bad, it tempts the honest person who wouldn't have been interested in the first place

Lol just shows how bad of a lock it is

He's not used to it haha

It's really an event to slot the key into a smiley lock. My steering wheel lock has this smiley.

@@n646n A lock that locks the steering wheel. Looks like a T. Clamps onto the round steering wheel.

@@user-vz2mc5qt1e i was about to say that haha

Someone tried that to my lock at school once. Came out of class to see my lock completely bent and almost broken. I never used that type of lock again.

Next*

Sometime later... Gallium vs. Titalium; Breaking a lock open with my hands.

Video [60] is a padlock so bad that he busted the core with a screwdriver.

Oh so the new master lock

They're called dollar stores because the prices are in even dollar amounts (e.g. $5.00 instead of $4.99). Which is silly when you think about it, considering that sales tax is still a thing, and a lot of items are round but not dollar amounts, e.g. $1.50

Don't be such a buzzkill... It was obviously a jab at the quality of the items offered at these stores.

hahahaha

Damn I wish I could recognize fonts on sight

Dollar store ain't what it used to be. :-(

Drinkyoghurt It's still a ripoff

I hate to go against the grain here, but that's not a bad value for $3. Please show me a better bike lock for the same price. It would serve the purpose of deterring someone looking for a completely unlocked bike. Of course you should get a proper lock, but if your bike is only worth $20 it's better than nothing...

Drinkyoghurt thank you

inflation... because mofos keep raising the minimum wage, and mofos keep printing more fiat money

I'm VERY curious as to how he knows that

Welcome to the club, we have jackets!

@@mstone1567 and some snack s

@@Its_Orca with my yum yum Sosig 😃

M Stone we still giving cookies

H20verload same exact situation

Lol

Spyro 115 I could imagine

His craft is based in derision and he absolutely can’t be arsed lol.

yes LPL should design and build a lock that he has a hard time breaking into ... then market it ... people would buy it for sure ... and instead of showing how crap current manufacturing is ... he can show what QUALITY means

His $ per time invested ratio is probably better spent just taking these videos. Though I'm sure any form of partnership or sponsorship would work great for both of them, but possibly undermine his credibility.

@@masonnowak5660 Its not about the money. Its about perfection.

@@snack_vlr respect for the dbd reference

I figure for three dollars it's value is purely in deterrence value. The same as non-functional camera shells. 3 dollar piece of plastic, your average robber is slightly less likely to break into your house because it looks like it has a camera.

So you're say I should steal the bike?

Yeah it's more of a psychological thing. I don't know the numbers, but I would bet money that even the cheapest lock in the world would deter potential theft significantly

@@garywilliams6124 To be perfectly honest an expensive is going to get stolen no matter what lock you use, if you leave it outside because you used bike to commute, go to library etc. As the LPL mentions, you should always carry the bike or leave it under someone's surveillance unless you're riding the walbike and the likes. At that point anything that remotely resembles a lock would stop people.

@@garywilliams6124 Most security measures are psychological. It's almost impossible to create ACTUAL security, just various levels of temporary deterrence. How thorough that deterrence has to be depends on who you expect to be trying to take your stuff. Even a really cheap lock will put off most casual, opportunistic thieves. A fairly solid one might put off a more professional thief. But probably only because there's an easier target nearby... But I doubt you'll stop anyone taking your stuff with any kind of lock or other security device, no matter how good it is. Because it's still not good enough...

Graham Protzmann the real question is: did he use the ramset on his shower curtain rod, and did it survove

Graham Protzmann the real question is: did he use the ramset on his shower curtain rod, and did it survive

@Colorado Strong what does it have to do with public school

Colorado Strong Why are you criticizing his spelling if you go around putting spaces before your question marks?

Gator King Productions what ? You mean , truthfully , that this isn ‘ t normal ?

Wjej Wjje you got me laughing good 😂😂

"This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we are going to pick my enemies' lock, break in, and light their furniture on fire" "As you can see i already tried this before the video, hence the dead body on the floor"

@@CroissantMoon "Now the first issue that we see is just this thin, flimsy body to the whole thing. I was able to use this thin shim *holds up knife* to bypass the entire rib system and just get immediate access to the interior"

@@michaelb6349 "Really disappointing work from evolution here, always ticks me off when brands lie about durability."

Imagine copying a comment that's been posted hundreds of times on every video on this channel and thinking you're funny.

Horny Fruit Flies I am 11 and can personally pick this lock in less than a minute

@@joshc1334 Badass. Stay away from my family, you savage.

Not any more

nice name..

I'm pretty sure a 6 year old can open this lock no problem.

I wonder if it even occurs to people that apathetic attitudes like that probably are responsible for significantly higher insurance rates.

PS - Love your screen name!

LockPickingLawyer I do wonder how many theives there are that pick/bypass/saw locks VS theives that are simple opertunists stealing unlocked stuff and thieves that go around with angle grinders.

@ETM Nation - Best ETM Music Are you saying "stupid people have insurance" or "insurance is used to protect against stupid people"?

@@petermichaelgreen It's definitely interesting to consider since so many people end up committing crimes for so many different reasons. Although it's just so convenient to paint them all the same, there is a difference between a big money career criminal, gang related planned thefts/burglaries, a petty opportunist street thief, and even a homeless person trying to make it to tomorrow. While obviously there's little that can be said to justify crime - as an example, in heavy snow deep wilderness areas, there's typically a laws that make it legal to break into a cabin, house, remote shelter, etc. should anyone be lost out in the middle of nowhere, a legitimate life or death situation(obviously them breaking in, eating some food and taking some fuel or something is significantly different than the aforementioned 'common criminals') - this is still a very complex and layered aspect of society, one that most prefer to slap a generic one-size-fits-all 'bad person' label on it, then shove it in a closet to be ignored after the smallest amount of logic has been invested. It would certainly be quite interesting to see some kind of research into this, seeing how it breaks down, but it isn't like anything like this will be funded anytime soon - just shove it in the back of the closet and ignore it

Not even the font that's written in is a professional choice!

Huh?

@@BenjaminGoose Ottolock is another company that makes bicycle locks and they are even worse than this company. I would recommend watching LPL's video on them it's so embarrassing

Perhaps the smell of the chemicals is part of the defense system, i.e. it smells so bad no one wants to go near it!

I bought a used PC once that had the case locked and didn't include the key... I just stuck a screwdriver in, hammered it, and it popped right open.

Masters choice

Clearly the professionals they're talking about are thieves

An entire carrier? Do you know how big those are? I know its a spelling mistake but i wanted to laugh a bit :)

@@alphamamba3076 yes XDD

Alpha Mamba you succeeded with making me laugh.

@@SlammedOnGasoline yay

You got an item! BOMB WIRE +Instant Kill +9,999 defense -Your bike will be lost -You'll probably be arrested In the event of the wire you tired to your bike being cut, a bomb will explode in the next 10 seconds.

@@jtm232556 dafuq?

@@jtm232556 i dont even want to know how you look and smell. "disgusting"

hello beautiful witch lady

@@johnsampson6387 hello random citizen.

If it gives you any comfort, know that picking is a skill that not many people have the patience to master. Once you get above the bottom shelf crappy locks, it takes an uncommon level of skill to reliably pop locks within a practical time frame.

LockPickingLawyer so my neighbor crackhead won't be able to pick it. Although my motorcycle got stolen days ago with no locks

yeah my dad came and wanted to switch the basement padlock that i bought on a budget has ball bearings to hold the shackle lots of meat not hard metal and butter core in it for a Chinese cast iron spring loaded 3$ potato i think Bill made a video on how to bypass them with a knife even why ball bearing locks are hard to use WELL SHIT i suppose ignorance is bliss

Seeing both crime gangs and crackheads in action, literally none of them lockpick and always go for the brute force method because most of the time its quicker. They use a screwdriver and a hammer to break into shit. Same thing they did with my car, they just shoved a screwdriver into the lock and hammer it once and it destroyed the lock, but thankfully my mitsubishi wouldn't unlock when the lock got broken and I managed to catch them in the act.

Its not sir lock.. its the Lock Pickin lawyer

@@hkr1276 No, it's Sir Lock Holmes.

NicosoftNT this is the comedy police, your joke was too funny. Society isn’t ready yet. Please come with us now.

Why? I'm pretty sure the fumes would be lethal if you got that many together in one place. :-P

LockPickingLawyer maybe that's the plan

LockPickingLawyer thats the point. make 'em pass out before they get to touch the damn thing

Same

++Rick... Yeah... You too get get PROBATION for trying to kill someone with a U-Lock for only $3! Yes, that's right. Yesterday, all the charges were dropped except a very minor one and he got probation! Also, there was another bike lock attack this past weekend by Antifa.

Ironic, isn't it?

Well someone is lying

Genuine good lock won't wrote 'best locks' on their packaging

somebody downvote once to keep it at 420 likes, I've done my part

Carlos Leon Were not on reddit 😂

@@BEN-ys6gu yeah but the once who liked can downvote and the number goes down

it's probably the chemical fumes

LOL.

The first lock I ever tried to open was a 5 pin lock to a gun case I lost the key to. I pushed the file on some nail clippers into the keyhole, applied a little tension and wiggled it up and down and the lock opened. Convinced it was a fluke I repeated it about a dozen times in disbelief. Since then I have basically lost faith in any traditional lock. Obscurity seems to be a better defense than anything under $100 can get you.

yeah same. i've seen some cheap pad locks where you just shove the long end from the tension wrench in the keyway, wiggle it around and it flips open.

I think your best bet is over kill. 5 shit chain locks 10mm at £5 each that would mean using a bolt cutter ten times, or mean pissing about with opening five locks. Most people can't lock pick as fast as him so they will see 5 locks and think, fuck that. Ha.

TheaDragonSpirit that's my approach. A thick galvanized cable with swaged crimps, and a hardened steel chain with two separate locks. I also have a brake lever lock and caliper lock I never use, but it really wouldn't make sense for someone to go through the trouble for my $300 bike when more expensive bikes are left unsecured all over the city