Malal: Bodies

@@trisial6997 not cannon not cannon

@@linechaay6430 K

I read semen and laughed really hard out loud, it's so true tho

@Ryan O'Connor I mean...depending on the condition you leave the body in, it could be the most literal interpretation of body fluid

It simply says no

@@Thereapgrimmer * chaos gods exist* the necrons: No

*in hi pitched robot voice* UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!

Demons exist space mummies say not true

@@mr.meowgi9876 space mummies says : no

Gork and Mork: Yo Slaneesh! WE are having an even better time! WAAAGH!!!

Bazinga....

Nurgle also loves giving gifts! So come on! It would be rude to refuse a gift from Grandfather Nurgle!

With Tzeentch it is 99 percent truth 1 percent lie.

Tyranids in the warp are like : OMONOMONOMONOM!

*EXTERMINATUS!* (Violently smashes Exterminatus button with forehead repeatedly.)

@@angus57720 Too late, fellow inquisitor, this heretical channel had become a daemon world long ago, our weapons of planetary destruction can no longer purge it...

@@PhoenixFlame321 I've an idea. I found an ancient Terran weapon from the year 552 of 3rd millennium. The records I found stored with it identify it as a "Nova Bomb." The records also state the weapon is capable of shattering planets. Not even the most cursed of daemon worlds can withstand it. We need only the Lord Inquisitors blessing.

Montarion wants to know your location

URGE.....TO....PURGE....RISING! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Adeptus Storm Raiders

I disagree as you said life and death, growth and decay go hand in hand, two sides of the same coin. Ive always viewed Nurgle as a josef mengele type character or any other medical professional that did unethical practices, sure the knowledge gained was a benefit to us all but where the means used to gain it justified, does the ends justify the means? Ive always considered Nurgles goal was to tip the balance towards decay, like someone who tries to fix a match or bribe a fighter to take a dive, he is not impartial he has staked flag firmly on the side of decay so he is always trying to upset the balance between the two. So i do believe that makes him inheritantly evil.

Suffer not this HERETIC

Slaanesh is the best 😈

He is the lord of entropy.

Yes commissar, this post right here.......

Arent the tyranids created by Malal?

@@emeraldblack842 not sure

Jacob Simpson then it'll just be him getting hit in the face by the Emperor

Teezth would hinder himself

lol Tzeentch will be like; "I WON," then with palpable dread whispers, "W-wait I won...….."

It would only fuel Malice

If the chaos gods ever did manage to destroy themselves new chaos gods would take there place

Like WHFB ?

If that's true then theoretically they could cross over into our universe.

Wouldn't it be to other galaxies as this area of the warp is relative to where the galaxy is in the universe? Or have I got that wrong?

Papi Pestilence

dannymarashi yes inquisitor, this comment right here..

cum papa's better

Father Infirmity

Laughs in Tzeentch. Btw though your zodiac sign is an opposition of mine, I can agree, that 1. Nurgle and Tzeentch are the gods of interesting things (like changes and entropy) [eternal violence and unending pleasure are too edgy for me]. 2. Nurgle is a more "people-loving" god - who's gonna save the ass of "just another worker in TEH EMPRAH'S manufactorium" Uncle Nurgle or Tzeentch? Nah, Char, the great Eagle (another name for Tzeentch in WH FB) likes more "the smart and the wealthy". 3. Nurgle is more forgiving god - you died in servitude of "Shin-shienna, the god of changing winds" (gueess who)? - Just as planned! You died in servitude to Nurgle? - Respawn, go to some of his high-ranked demons - he'll gladly share another strain of cosmic HIV with you, and so will raise the degree of your future success. 4. Nurgle carries out the vital (for the ecosystems) part of "killing/strengthening the weak" - by constant barrage of plagues and other diseases he will either wipe out some of planet's polulation (just another strategy for evolution - "the weak shall die, the strong ones shall see another day"); or those who accepted his gifts will turn out to be more capable for survival than just regular imperial citizens. P. S. Where's your neomalthusiastic fear now, Thanos? Your glove is but a plaything for the Chaos Gods! PPS Wait! Some of the Nurgle followers call him "Uncle Nurgle" ... What if the abomination of CN "Uncle Grandpa" is an Autarch (combination if "Autism" and "Avatar") of Tzeentch combined with Nurgle, that is high in drugs... Laughs in Alpharius.

Well korn here lol, he wins no matter what.

I am above such pathetic entities.

All hail Malal

For the emperor

Court case shortly

LOOoOL

Khorne's Berserkers after finding Tyranid swarm .

One of the current hive fleets is specially adapted to dealing with and hunting down chaos. Don't know if Khorne corrupts orks, but they don't need it. They work just as he wants then to.

Endless perfect pleasure and endless perfect pain. All is the most desired and most feared.

The gods of chaos do not just epitomize evil aspects of humans and (filthy)xenos. Khorne is the god of brutally murdering the shit out of your opponents, but he desires honorable combat. It's not enough to just butcher an orphanage full of polio victims; you must face an opponent that could actually challenge you in order to please him.

Slaanesh may be the god of pleasure and excess. But the dark prince is also a patron of artists and musicians, a god of free expression and creativity as well as a god that inspires self improvement in their followers

Additionally, the warp does reflect virtues as well. For instance, the God Emperor, while not from the warp, has gained Godhead through enough order and worship.

He doesn't exist. Shut up about it.

Since all "gods" in the warp feast on emotions and faith there is little interest in calming down sentient species. And I doubt there is enough virtue in the 41st milennium to create a virtuous warp entity from it

Again? How do you keep popping up in my kitchen?

See this shit right here? This shit is why I exterminatus.

thats an odd way to say you jerk of to big anime tiddies. Also: you talking mad heresy for someone in exterminatus-range

@@MikeOxlong70 mah Inquisitorial nigga

> you probably cook very good could you please share your location with me for...uh scientific reasons?

it's soooo distracting

Yeah it's kinda irritating

And it gets worse as he goes. It’s incrediBLY distractING.

It would make sense. They're constantly converting life into another form of life.

They break the cycle of life and corruption, i think he dont like that

@@Yashagaru They just straight up counter everything he does.

Pretty sure it’s just an attempt to lend weight and gravitas to the prosaic quality of the writing, which is generally pretty good. Sadly, it just comes off as amateurish and frankly rather grating. I agree with you completely; I end up losing focus on the content. If you subscribe to Arch, he has a similar problem. His earlier videos weren’t so bad, but the way he rolls his Rs inconsistently and FAR too dramatically is damned distracting. It’s such a shame, ‘cuz both these guys really know their stuff and are otherwise hella entertaining.

no. he couldnt even create the primarchs alone. he went to the warp to ask for help but from who is a good question.

I have a theory about how the emperor is much stronger now than before. Video explaining my theory coming soon

OneMindSyndicate just as planed

We haven't seen what the emperor in his prime can do

the emperor might actually be or turning into a chaos god. Think about it: loyality is a strong emotion, why wouldn't it have an impact in the warp?

Khajiit. Horatio. Skaven.

Same

@Yair Correa that's what a slaanesh daemon would say, heretic

Tau can be the only “good” empire.

You talking about that convention in Texas during November?

FOR THE EMPEROR!!

Possibly, but I doubt what the tau encountered was a god of greator good, as the tau don't have a big enough connection, and their aren't enough humans nor have they been part of the empire long enough for it to form

I think that tau are too young race for their thoughts to create chaos gods