Was just about to lie down, this is perfect timing, thank you!

This is gonna be epic, quality content!

Just started listening to Watchers of the Throne: The Emperors Legion yesterday. Good to see you getting some sponsorship loremaster.

Need this right now! Fed up! Hope the Eldar meet a grizzly end!

The URGE tO PurGe RISES! (but wonderful upload love this channel! The 40k facts are the best!)

Just like 2020.

That’s the reason it’s so appealing. You just wanna see how bad shit can get.

For some reason I read that in Jim Jefferies voice, you know, when he was a comedian.

Yep that 40k for you

lol yep it really got worst. hell more than worst.

What are you talking about, Brother!? Do you not wish to serve our holy Emperor!? BLASPHEMY! HERESY! There is nothing more glorious but to fight and die for the Imperium of Man!

@@RaeleshSkeladar Heresy is hes comment. Why? Bc he copy and paste other Brother comment for GREED and LIKES from old video :P

@@SuperPythoon this coment is on every wh 40 k video, seems like new people can comment this or smth like "thats heresy "

@@SuperPythoon What!? Wait until the holy Inquisition hears of this!

@@RaeleshSkeladar Brother, We have already called an order for Exterminatus upon this heretic.

The worst thing and its multi-pronged barbed dick

Nice

Literally f*ckin a Dark God into existence

"Gay marriage legalized" "What's the worst thing that can happen?" 10,000 years later...

lmfao 🤣

Literally fell from Heaven

Sex is gay. The Eldar found that out too late.

Imagine if boomers were thousands of years old. Explains a lot.

@@rumplstiltztinkerstein just like Eldar boomers are the only generation who cared more about what they could get and have than what future generations would have access to.

@Regular Person Eternal boomers... that's how you get to the dark age of technology in real life.

So true.

I'm the 420th like, noice

I clicked on the video without even noticing the length

666_Xx×_dark.one_×xX_666

Praise be to the brothers Gork and Mork

@Modustollens1 Brilliant lol

Brilliant quote which book is it in?

@@jalleonothing5946 Good question. I think it is the Dark Eldar Codex from 7th Edition.

I dont know... i could see a inquisitor hearing that and going... good good.. now to introduce the god emperor of mankind to them... he can be thier patreon supporter and they can feed him their faith and potential :/ and thus i was added to the list of Radicals and potential xenos faction supporters... which i mean... if the God Emperor tolerated the Eldar.. maybe he was on to something good

That is one aspect of the dark elder rarely discussed that while the original elder empire where terrible beings addicted to pleasure now without doing that they will die to them inflicting pain is like eating it’s nesecary for them to survive

Eldar : :O

@@julian.k8744 Slaanesh: :з

press E to respawn Aeldari- presses E. Why do I hear flushing?

Luotien your one of the best commentators that Warhammer has on keeping us fans up dated with the most updated information, thanks allot Lou your the greatest, from Capt. Ruck .

they should be extinct sooner

Bring forth the Oil Aspersorium and the sanctified Corn seeds !

What is this popcorn you speak of? Do you mean foam?

You shouldn't even have to ask. They should already know.

Dammit, Now I wish I had popcorn.

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Hellraiser Pinhead

@@Ankhakaru Who you callin' Pinhead?

@@keremgulbin9142 "We have such sights to show you" is what Pinhead says in the movie Hellraiser bruh.

They remind me of the cenobites

"We tear your soul apart!"§

Oh please, it wasn't even a challenge for them. In their eyes, it was just mediocre work.

Jocose Sonata That’s because the Iron Warriors half-assed it. Give the project to the pink men and see the immediate change.

-Morathi: Hold my dagger...

@@Tacoguy1000 pink men ? fabius bile ?

@@CyberCristo I assumed Emperor’s Children

WANNA SEE ME MURDERFUCK A CHAOS GOD INTO EXISTENCE? WANNA SEE ME DO IT AGAIN?

👏👏👏👏👏

You forgot the Ynnari.

Will Rogers three days grace reference in 2020?!

Mordekaiser hey, if Eliphas can do it, why can’t I? 🤣

It was still a vibe

Ninth Gate, vibes for the vibe god! Waves for the wave thrown!

They murderfucked a God into existence 😂😅

I bet one of the elves said

I bet even he would look at them and be like: "holly shit! what the fuck is wrong with you!? You guys need to tone it done a little..."

@@helmutstein1178 More likely that Pinhead would manifest as a champion of Slaanesh.

Badnercalabrese Genestealers have infiltrated our society

Time for inquisition work

It could be the regular Eldar subliminally giving you a warning, maybe its a Necron Tomb under your residence making you feel otherworldly, it might be the a broadcast form the Tau passing whispers of "the greater good", or ot could be echos of the legions of chaos saying " look who's more messed up than us".

EXTERMINATUS

That is correct- Cegorach claims the Harlequins & the Exodite souls go to the world spirits on their planets.

@@Ankhakaru Seems like a more reasonable path as an Eldar than eternally torturing others to avoid your own inevitable eternal torture.

​@@maltheri9833 it is, but they hardly get to choose. unless you're born on a craftworld or as an exodite, your soul isn't bound to a soulstone or a spirit world. drukhari are effed from the day of their birth, and it only gets worse from then on

The Imperium, the Eldar, Tau, Necrons have reasons to be evil? Isn't one of the major tragedies of the imperium their unnecessary hatred against other intelligent live, except Orks. The Dark Eldar on the other hand have to inflict pain to not be consumed by Slaanesh. They could use souls tones, but they are rare. That's why there are relatively few craftworld eldar.

Biel Peñalver Revilla that’s not the only noise it made...

​@@davidvanvranken1595 Indeed. Torture machine also goes whum whum whum *whumwhumwhumwhumwhum* slice slice slice peel peel peel peel peel peel peel peel stretch stretch peel peel peel peel locate lemon juice squirty squirt squirt vrrrrrrrrrrr. And then, once it's got warmed up...

@MrFishbone111 The only tolerance I know of is the holy mathematical tolerances of the Omnissiah's machine perfection. Here, let me demonstrate it via use of this boltgun...

The Dark Eldar have a pretty valid reason, they don't torture and murder a lovecraftian cosmic horror gets their souls... I mean it doesn't make what they are doing a good thing or okay, but from their perspective, the lives of a few billion humans(who number in the countless trillions), hardly matters in the face of their own survival. Sorta like the Inquisition murdering a billion to save hundreds of billions more. If you were a person being tortured by the Dark Eldar or Virus Bombed by the Inquisition, I doubt you'd care about either ones moral justifications.

🤣🤣🤣

The Dark Eldar : Oh Yeesss !!!!

Slannesh has entered the chat 🙌

Josh Doz Slyly removes Orc slippers and Tau gloves, and sits down in a Zoanthrope chair

Dark Elder:starts to get excited.

Dark Eldar: I dont see the problem, this is completely normal *Puts back together a flesh chair that’s begun to rot*

"This is well within acceptable levels." Slowly cuts thighs with tiny buzzsaw.

See I thought they started diving into these kind of acts BECAUSE of Slannesh n that she stops feeding on their souls, for the moment that they're torturing another, to feast on the tortured soul.

appreciated, I forget sometimes these older vids didnt get chaptered. I'll have to go back and sort that.

Once read a statistic about the internet, and it mentioned that around 60% of the WWW (dark web and the normal) is made out of porn-related stuff ready to consume. Somewhat 65% of the porn available displays violence against women in some way or form. Pedophilia and so on weren't mentioned because you can't just start looking for such sites, but it was agreed upon that there should be a shocking amount of it. Our culture is already slowly rotting... :S

@@jinpachibobochan3532 Cry me a river, Simplord. Indulge or wither.

@@jinpachibobochan3532 Watching this video and hearing about the Elder downfall, the degenerate culture emerging and their birth rates dwindling to the point they arent replacing themselves is basically the Western World right now.

@@jinpachibobochan3532 It should be noted that porn has been crammed in massive amounts into all forms of fiction even since ancient times, with most ancient pantheons even having a sex deity with cults who are basically just nympho conventions. Even in the most stringent of cultures, huge amounts of sneakily crammed in sex is present in literature (ancient Christian and Muslim poetry and fiction is hilariously packed with innuendos worded to technically be passable to the rage of their churches). Humanity is at its core perverted as all hell, with the real problem being that the perversion goes too far if no values are instilled. Even BDSM has safe words because going too far is not good for even masochists.

Then they would LOVE the last of us 2

If you’re interested in the books I recommend the Ciaphus Cane books. Fun, goofy comedy grim dark.

I don't think it's ever stated that they wanted pain for themselves, if that were the case they wouldn't have had to kidnap people to torture them since there would always be people wanting more extreme torture performed on themselves willingly. This would explain why they wouldn't be into old Slaany torturing them all forever.

I do this too! I play Warcraft Frozen Throne and choose the undead and feel Im some tyranid army attacking the imperium! While his videos play in the background I love it.

That's a fucked up home

*"FBI OPEN UP!!"*

Amazing description,!!!!! Mind if I steal it?

@Maria Kelly Why not? Maybe they'd finally make a good movie for the first time in forever!

@Criminals rule the world now! Nobody wants to see that movie, and I hope it fails miserably. Maybe actors will develop a moral compass and stop working with concentration camp Disney.

@@THExRISER the lion king intro hits so hard . Life death never sounded so beautiful

@@aoclive6710 Those movies where a long time ago, that's what I meant.

And it was!

"Emprah" be Praised!!

Yes someone sign him up

There is No better listening to luetins voice talking about 40k

Baldermort though

What I would do to have this man read any more lore regarding the tao

Those poor chaos daemons

I'd say more like "Been there, done that, got the T-shirt..."

@@Reddotzebra The T-shirt made of stitched foreskins, and vulva's.

"Mmmmm, marsy boys"

Leutin lives!! STOMP STOMP

*Bionic Babies*

Beeeeeeep

The iron warriors would like a word with you

Like Bricky put it: You accidentally awaken a Necron tomb world. They immediately disintegrate you and you feel no pain. You get invaded by the tyranids; and while it hurts, you get a quick death. Chaos demons invade your world. They torture you for a bit, then rip you apart. The Drukhari invade. You hope for death. You don't get it.

@@xdude228 and how DARE you ask for death

@@darthbass3718 the sheer audacity to even think of asking for such a thing will guarantee you an even slower death than you were already guaranteed

However, the weakness of humility is precisely pride, for inevitably a humble person will end up becoming a proud person. "God opposes the proud but gives grace to the humble"

Commorragh is system sized tho.... there are multiple planets orbiting it because the dark eldar just stole them

@@Chadegon1693 Image stealing a fucking whole PLANET Because you are bored

@@Chadegon1693 it's spread across the webway itself but connected by gates. They stole a sun or two to give the city light

Ah Yes, the Adepts of the Mechanicus continue to toil the worlds of man for vital resources!

I listened to this while invading the Soviet Union as Communist Czechoslovakia in Hearts of Iron IV.

@@gustavogonzalez1884 We really do need an AdMech factory rip-off don't we? We might even call it...."Forge World".

i should go back to playing factorioa actually

@@Darwinist you could do an admech texture pack + mod

Since they MADE Slaanesh without even trying, that's not such a big surprise.

Blatantly untrue? The entirety of Eldar society (of all subraces) is based around escaping Slannesh.

I can hear Linkin Park in the background just thinking about them.

Word bearers : am I a joke to you

@@Tacoguy1000 are they related to Linkon Loyalists?

@@Tacoguy1000 Even the edgiest of edgelords would become reformed after spending a few minutes "helping" a Dark Eldar with basic daily tasks. You have to be a real, real sick fuck to blend in the Dark Eldar, and 99% of edgelords in no way shape or form even approach that qualification.

Somewhere a Night Lord just cried

looool "big beefy 90 minutes from Luetin"

True agony.

@niggy1kanobi1 i can see that you are not a man of culture

@niggy1kanobi1 Komi-san is an anime charachter that has edits to put her in the warhammer univers

Dark Eldar : Komi-san isn't real and will never love you Space Marine : *SQUAD BROKEN*

Dark Eldar proceeds to showing his victim hentai of Komi-san.

The corpse emperor cant even protect himself.

Psst! Hey, kid. Wanna buy some Xenos lore?

@@vincentfox4929 that smells like heresy to me, “The Inquisition has been notified.”

@@VTVIGTV The plaguefather cares not for the witchcraft of your petty inquisition. His magicks are far superior.

@@Kaanfight What’s that now? Exterminatus the whole planet? Well if you say so...

Archon: Ah yeah I've got five of those.

same comment everytime

Give it a fucking rest pleb..

🤣

Hold my Bladed Dildo

@Fianna They're elves. Nuffsaid.

@@Bublito No, not elves. Space Elves

@@Vin-sv9fm Space Dark Elves

@@ravemonkey78 Filthy Xenos

@@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan ^^This guy gets it. If it ain't human it ain't worth livin'.

End of the world is here. The only thing we're missing now is four men riding colored horses and a dude riding a white horse down from the sky.

I think there was actually a term for something like that happening. Although sometimes it's scary how often that happens, and you start to think it's more than just a mere coincidence.

Once i thought, "hmm, wouldn't it be nice to take a dump now". Two minutes later i was on the toilet. The other time I was taking a walk and later found out my brother was taking a walk at the same time, in another country! What are the odds?? About 30 years ago i was born. Little did I know that at the same time, my mom was giving birth! The universe truly works in mysterious ways...

Cant wait til the Fed's money printer jams and they get torn apart by the very morons who they made dependent on it.

LOL This is way better than the actual quote I was about to drop

Well, someone could probably make a decent argument for Hellraiser taking place in the distant past of Warhammer 40K and that the god, Leviathan, is just Slaanesh by a different name. As once a Chaos God is born it now exist across all space and time, like it was always there thanks to how the warp works. This would make the Cenobites something akin to Champions of Slaanesh or Daemon Princes, seeing as they were once just extremely perverse humans before seeking an audience with the god, Leviathan, desiring more pleasure and hedonistic experiences, before being elevated to what they are now... demonic creatures from another dimension.

I call them Sweat Goblins

You opened the Eye, We came, we have such things to show you.

they turned cosplay into a profession

I think the cenobites would be horrified and vomit at what the Dark Eldar do

Not to survive, they have to do enough of torturing to avoid the fate of endless torture themselves.

​@@theraven268So...to survive then?

Common mistake tho. I thought the same at first but i dwelled some lore, and they actually are pretty cool. They are my favorite tabletop army since a year now gamewise

I mean they kinda are BDSM pirates... Their backstory is cool though

Which game?

Yea I’m curious now cos I listin while grinding Warframe

inquisitor martyr is pretty good. just picked it up on sale

Thank will check it out

I just finished that one. Very interesting. Unusually it’s written in the second-person narrative, which is extremely rare.

If you just close your eyes, the screams could almost be cheers.

Oh it's absolutely lovely this time of the year,just remember to bring your own lube.

its an absolute INSTA regret trip one step in commorragh and ill be Mortal kombat x 10000 with wych cult or hellraiser with hostel x 10000 with haemonculus or jill runing from nemesis but this time you vs cabals hunting you 1000x faster and sadic so far in 40K nothing compares ...Drukhari and commorragh are nº1 in madness ,nightmare creepy sick insanity .

No sleep for the wicked >:D

same comment everytime

Hey, if you watched his Daemonculaba episode, then that probably should "steel" you a fair bit for this one.

Yup capitalism ,narcissism growth ,social media influence ,sexism,racism ,ego maniac traits,rise in weird sexual preferences,closing off to emotions and its counterpart torturing yourself with bad emotions to prove you are good bc of the comfort zone

... *sigh* Fucking political nutcase...

Life is a parody

Probably in jail 😂

Luetin Ultraweeb confirmed

@Modustollens1 Hi is a Dark angel ...

@Tyeler Nowell More land, more ploughing. 😏

My wife’s son found this comment funny

Yup would like to have a chat about it at some point

@@Luetin09 Awesome, got notifications on so I won't be missing it 😉

The other three are far older and have been making moves of races for far longer. Simply put in the galaxy its not uncommon for most xenos cultures to have fallen to the worship of the chaos gods. In fact, the Imperium in the Great Crusade kept coming into conflict with many races who only in hindsight they would realize had worshiped the dark gods. Many of the races enslaved humans had the taint abput them and are moved around to new colony worlds. The Chaos Gods use them as a tool to infect the Imperium. They already have but there are still more to corrupt and there are still races yet uncontacted. This is something people temd to forget that the Chaos Gods mess with every race in the setting and only a few are able to recongize this or are immume/resistant to it. Most the galaxy might as well be written off as chaos tainted because in all likelyhood they are.

@@xo-1320 I get all of that, but a species as so widely spread out as the Eldar could only fall to one of the gods if they are so emotional.

@@michaelhowell2326 the Eldar are believed to be naturally resistant to chaos in a way that's to much effort then it is worth. Likely done as a means by the old ones to protect them from the negative effects of using the Warp. Which even at that time was dangerous yo use.

@@michaelhowell2326 do remember that the more cruedly made Orks are heavily resistant to Chais corruption to the point its a rarity for them to fall. The Eldar had a lot more effort put into them.

michael howell Slaanesh is technically the most powerful but is still a teenager compared to the rest because everything that feeds the other gods also feed her.

Joshua Dematas 3 hours left !

2011carp child: *understands*

taking into account their "cenobitian" attitude, I would venture in the opposite direction. Having a greater degree of empaty let them not only experience more extreme sensations, but also imagine way more efficient methods of inflicting pain and pleasure. Maybe they simply have gone so wide they can't focus it anymore...

indeed im a Drukhari fan too in your opinion who would take the 2nd ,3rd,4th,5th places in a top 5 most insane evil macabre group ?

@@CyberCristo Chaos, Tyrannids, Orks, Necrons?

@@corrosgamingyt9673 nice but orks °??

@@corrosgamingyt9673 Ork aren't evil. To be evil you must choose that path (regardless of the reason). The Ork just follow their instinct to war with absolutely anyone or anything, including themselves. They aren't evil, every last bit of their very biology pushes them to fight. Without conflict they actually wither and die, which is why they instinctively fight each other if no other targets exist. Ork will also work or fight alongside anyone else too. There exist Ork merc groups that fight alongside the Imperium and Tao for example. One can't really generalize "Chaos". Chaos is 4 separate factions that fight each other. So you'd have to pick their factions for which you consider to be evil. Khorne and Slaanesh pretty well fight each other whenever given the opportunity for example, as do their follower. Thus you cannot consider them to truly be part of the same faction as they refuse to work together. Khorne Berserkers are forced to consider all Slaanesh units as hostile targets by game rules after all. Which is why in 2v2 fights you will never see those two armies fielded side by side...as the Khorne Berserkers MUST advance toward the nearest enemy unit...of which they consider every last Slaanesh unit as an enemy regardless of being "ally" or not.

naaaaah man, there's the Tau. If anyone tries to pass off as the good guy when noone else does, you better watch him closely, because sure as death, he is the worst of the bunch.

If your work allows it, it's truly the best way to go through a workday

Yep :) Hollywood: "We made this with a 500 million dollar budget..." Internet: "Not interested."