40K - THE HORROR OF THE ROPHANON REBELLION | WARHAMMER 40,000 Lore/History
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0:00 Intro
1:45 Imperial Stability
4:41 A Sheltered World
13:13 The Seeds of Rebellion
19:07 Rage & Rebellion
25:29 A War of Attrition
31:58 Nothing to Lose
39:56 The Price of Victory
43:39 Exterminatus of Rophanon
50:34 Outro
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@Luetin09 3 жыл бұрын
Another example of Imperial horror today, and the intriguing way some planets get disconnected from the reality of the Imperium. I will try to get a bit of a channel update vid out soon, where I will update a few things, and make various announcements - planning on finishing the Assassins stuff - I know ppl want the next Tyranids, and I also have some Miniatures stuff coming too
@gtbkts 3 жыл бұрын
Love the miniatures videoes Thanks!!
@bisayafascist5725 3 жыл бұрын
Asking for luetin09 for a Bloodpact lore video day 2.
@chosenofkhorne2951 3 жыл бұрын
Well at least is less scary than the fact that a hole franchise such as warhemmer fantasy is dead
@genericalfishtycoon3853 3 жыл бұрын
Some serious Vietnam vs. America vibes on Blithe's jungle rush. I just imagine rusted Russ tanks literring a rainforest. Thanks for these uploads man, you're a champ.
@fabianvidrio370 3 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work.👍
@adman1381 3 жыл бұрын
Time to relax with some imperial atrocities.
@StarboyXL9 3 жыл бұрын
Here, I made popcorn *hands the bowl over*
@itambor 3 жыл бұрын
@@StarboyXL9 Can I has some?
@Mike-rt2vp 3 жыл бұрын
Made from real khorne?
@user-yq3fz9ch5q 3 жыл бұрын
It's not dusty enough per imperium daily dietary requirements. ARBITER!
@nickkorkodylas5005 3 жыл бұрын
The only atrocity was letting those heretical traitors on a loose leash in the first place.
@bplup6419 3 жыл бұрын
"Thousands of miles of confusing trenches filled with the dead." Deathcorps of Krieg: "Now THIS is a paradise world."
@MrHollahead 3 жыл бұрын
*rebreathing intensifies*
@astronomybrainiac 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Gasmask Sounds!
@Self-replicating_whatnot 3 жыл бұрын
Except for recieving imperial reinforcements, and being blown up in the end, Rophanon *is* basically Krieg, early history is all but identical.
@wazzupsters 3 жыл бұрын
@@Self-replicating_whatnot basically a better Kreig since they had sensibility and sense of self which is sadly not in the rest of the imperium.
@Self-replicating_whatnot 3 жыл бұрын
@@wazzupsters Better as in "better off dead than as a war world"?
@bubbasbigblast8563 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing worse than seeing Astartes drop pods, is seeing the Imperials leave altogether.
@jenswurm 3 жыл бұрын
Yep! There is a story about a mining world: Once it had been completely stripped of all resources, the Imperium basically went, "k thx bye!" and left its population of millions of workers to starve.
@hellatze 3 жыл бұрын
@@jenswurm how imperial still alive today is comical
@ambustio9807 3 жыл бұрын
@@jenswurm what story is it I would like to read it
@mcsmash4905 3 жыл бұрын
@@hellatze the imperium is alive because its so how should i say , opressive maybe? or some shit , in a universe such as the one in 40k the only way to survive its become shit yourself
@arcticfox5118 3 жыл бұрын
@@hellatze Easy they are alive due to size. Something as large as the imperium with as fast breeding a species as humans tends to take a very very long time to die off. Look at cockroaches irl. We have all kinds of ways to kill them. Yet we cant entirely get rid of them.
@BrodyBear 3 жыл бұрын
Such a brutal story. All they wanted was to throw off the chains of the population from the Imperium. All that biomass lost. Truly a sad day in Hive Mind history.
@Gabryal77 3 жыл бұрын
I too am on #TeamTyranid
@cmdraftbrn 3 жыл бұрын
noooooo my biomass
@zhitchcresttail3387 3 жыл бұрын
#TeamTyranid
@NOGOHIPOO 3 жыл бұрын
The typical story of communism. Now in bug form.
@pingusbror 3 жыл бұрын
@@NOGOHIPOO You'd enjoy living under the boot of the Imperium, wouldn't you?
@jaketheberge1970 3 жыл бұрын
You know its bad when Orks run away from it
@Electru522 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of surprising to know that they are even capable of feeling fear.
@maintaint3003 3 жыл бұрын
*"Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"* Practical philosophers under all that mean green disposition.
@Electru522 3 жыл бұрын
@@maintaint3003 *sniff* So.....beautiful.
@OMalleyTheMaggot 3 жыл бұрын
@@Electru522 Not fear, just pragmatism. Can't have a "good scrap" if you're unceremoniously slaughtered.
@darksidecookies2145 3 жыл бұрын
"Orks only retreat to regroup. They will keep coming until you or they are dead." - Captain Gabriel Angelos, Blood Ravens 3rd Company
@Twy87 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that one of the planets lying directly in the Hive Fleet's path is called 'Hamberger Wold' 🤣
@lazerbeamhawkins 3 жыл бұрын
In order for the Imperium to save Hamberger world, Rophanon had to be sacrificed
@gatesdaniel4695 3 жыл бұрын
GW writing is S U B T L E
@zackarieneifert7014 3 жыл бұрын
@@gatesdaniel4695 exactly. It was a complete surprise twist when the guy named Angron turned out to have his main personality trait being angry.
@felixgutierrez993 3 жыл бұрын
They FUCKIN knew lmao
@sneakyking 3 жыл бұрын
Show dont tell eh?
@Indoor_Carrot 3 жыл бұрын
That moment the rebels "won" against the Imperials and began to celebrate. Then to find the skies darken with strange creatures nobody has ever seen before. Man, that's just heart-breaking when you imagine that.
@grayeaglej 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like an average day in the far future. O.o
@LongWarEnjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
Sure if you’re a heretic loser
@davevd9944 3 жыл бұрын
@@pyerack Imperium loves a good ol grindfest he moment they run you know shit has hit the fan.
@crossbreedpriscilla8966 3 жыл бұрын
the quality of narration makes it so much more tragically real
@wankingmiracle7470 2 жыл бұрын
That's Warhammer 40k in a nutshell. If it doesn't take your hope straight away then it allows it to grow in order to take it away anyway so it hurts more. You either succumb to despair or face an even greater despair as punishment for not accepting the lesser one.
@bluestormpony 3 жыл бұрын
"His response was very Blythe." Why do i feel like this entire story exists to make this pun
@BacaryLasagne 3 жыл бұрын
Second only to Vore being eaten alive by the tyranid.
@WhichDoctor1 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever you have to ask "did GW do this purely for the sake of a pun?" you already know the answer :p
@krodmandoon3479 3 жыл бұрын
That's *so* Blythe!
@horrificpleasantry9474 3 жыл бұрын
@@BacaryLasagne what, a carnivore
@UncleMerlin 2 жыл бұрын
Hamberger Wold
@morningnapalm9963 3 жыл бұрын
Rophanon: "Give me Liberty or Give me Death" Imperium: "Okay kiddos, have fun with the murder bugs, bye!" Rophanon: "The Wh..." *Tyranid screeching Imperium: [Alt+F4]
@garouHH 3 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the Imperial fleet there was a chamber in which a group of administrative adepts poured over tables of how much materiel in undertrained hands causes how much additional biomass expenditure by the Tyranids, and how valuable it would instead be if transported to other conflict regions. They found the point of optimatily in the difference of the two curves, submitted their findings, and that much materiel was left behind for the Rophanon rebels to use in their entirely futile attempt at fending of their doom, so that their sacrifice may benefit the Empire. May He on the Throne judge them justly.
@stevekelley5635 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious !!!! great comment Morning Napalm
@azmanabdula 3 жыл бұрын
@@garouHH *Seal signed*
@aecides3203 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine trying to use that ultimatum in the Imperium? I mean, I can guarantee that you'd get one of the two options 90% of the time (the other 10% would be made into servitors), but also that which of the options they chose to hand out would never change. The Imperium would probably even be quite pleased - finally, a heretic making reasonable demands.
@minhducnguyen674 3 жыл бұрын
@@garouHH Tyranid: It's a deal.
@robertfancyman3873 3 жыл бұрын
Mad to think that, even in Warhammer, there was a long time where life was genuinely wonderful. Before humanity's AI turned on it, life on a lot of planets was actually idyllic. Makes the current state of things even sadder.
@raistlarn 3 жыл бұрын
It was also relatively ok until horus turned traitor. The Imperium really went downhill when the emperor was stuck on his chair.
@leonardhollsten8145 3 жыл бұрын
@@raistlarn Even then it wasn't too great. But relatively ok compared to the Imperium of 40K I agree.
@woaddragon 3 жыл бұрын
That kind of fhe point. The Dark of of Technology was a golden age and even after the was with the men of Iron, thing was relativily well...then came the age idlf Strife. The.Emperor wanted a new golden age , with.a united humanity ( no matter the cost.) While he (technically ) fail, from what we cannread about in the war of the beast, things was going fairly well even after the Heresy. The thing is that we are told that the years if 39,998 of the wirst if all human history. So they is that.
@B.D.E. 3 жыл бұрын
It's basically the story of a space faring catholicism perverting the message of a saviour and unleashing fascism on humanity across the universe.
@doomguy9049 3 жыл бұрын
I think life on most planets wouldn't be so bad unless you were enslaved or a low class prole living on a hive world or death world.
@apassionatenerd.3564 3 жыл бұрын
This story reminds me of what Farquad says in Shrek: "Some of _you_ may die..." "But that is a risk *I* am willing to take."
@rustygribbler1380 2 жыл бұрын
Almost had it lol
@NateB Жыл бұрын
The standing armies of the world are all run by our versions of Farquad. The men who call the shots somehow never end up among the dead and lame.
@benjicranmer9932 3 жыл бұрын
Leutin: these actions were horrific, cold, and atrocious Blythe: WHY YOU BOOING, IM RIGHT
@thebank85 2 жыл бұрын
I respect the profile picture
@AndrePalmier 3 жыл бұрын
"Sedition is not something which simply explodes out of nowhere among a calm and peaceful state. We rarely see a population rise in disorder until they feel their backs are against the wall and there's nothing to lose. Most people are satisfied to live lives of relative simplicity, Providing they are housed, fed, and not living in terrible conditions. One might consider another trigger for rebellion against a government or state is when a population feels something has been abruptly or consistently taken away from them. Especially when those things have been the bedrock of a society for generations." Truly inspired words. Nice work.
@Archris17 3 жыл бұрын
I look around and think we may all need to start digging bunkers, if for no other reason than personal safety...
@PressA2Die 3 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theory: The leaders of the rebels had some Genestealer taint in them.
@falseprophet1415 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, Genestealers are sent out to establish as beacons for the Hive Fleets to find ripe worlds to harvest.
@RM-bg5cd 2 жыл бұрын
Unlikely because the Tyranid did not see the exterminatus coming.
@skeewiffenator 2 жыл бұрын
If the genestealers was only among the rophanom they could have been tricked too
@eng3d 2 жыл бұрын
Right now: conspiracy theorists = spoilers
@PressA2Die 2 жыл бұрын
@DeadNinjutsu Food is food
@anderson3510 3 жыл бұрын
Surprised that the genestealers did not make an appearance. It would have “explained” why the nids arrived in such a timely manner with the rebellion.
@bjently 3 жыл бұрын
@@pyerack that ruins the story
@guillermocalle2184 2 жыл бұрын
They're were getting ready to cause a bit of chaos, but then saw the rebellion. genestealer Cultist: Well, we're not needed here. Guess we can just move to the celebration to await our saviors.
@buttlord2223 Жыл бұрын
I like that just this once it was a nice little coincidence.
@mikey2time484 Жыл бұрын
@@guillermocalle2184 and then the link get cut and they see their saviors for who they truly are. Damn everyone gets fucked in the end. Even the genestealers
@tyaz6556 Жыл бұрын
@@guillermocalle2184 d
@aptspire 2 жыл бұрын
"They're retreating! I don't believe it, we've won!" -Rebel who would soon become Nid biomass
@6543dann 3 жыл бұрын
The best history channel on KZfaq.
@BrotherRoga 3 жыл бұрын
"Ironic. They fought so hard to liberate themselves from the Imperium's tyranny, yet couldn't liberate themselves from the tyranids."
@dreadbringer 3 жыл бұрын
O
@jbark678 3 жыл бұрын
@@JudicialBrat Can't be enslaved if everything is eaten either 🤔
@damien9683 3 жыл бұрын
@@JudicialBrat well they could still "rebel" and give them *indigestion* 🤣
@JohnWarhammer 3 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to learn this 'heresy'?
@tappingninja 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnWarhammer not from an Astarte...
@DrakeBarrow 3 жыл бұрын
Rophanon: "OK, we'll revolt against Terra, starting up armed resistance with an end goal of causing enough damage and frustration to give us a position of strength to renegotiate terms with the Imperium. A logical, reasonable motivation for going to war, at least from ancient times when humanity was more enlightened." Imperium: "We don't do that here." *racks bolter*
@Nyghtking 2 жыл бұрын
@DeadNinjutsu The worst part is if they managed to survive the tyranids the population would have been killed off anyway as beyond just the heresy they committed i'm pretty sure tyranids are one of those things the ordo-hereticus considers a shoot on sight offence if you witness them.
@iwi2042 Жыл бұрын
Lol sometimes I feel like the imperium deals with rebels with nothing but spite alone
@headcrabo..2301 Жыл бұрын
@@iwi2042 “cause fuck ‘em, that’s why!”
@omegamark9178 Жыл бұрын
that's the true horror of warhammer 40k,that humanity(the imperium) is just as bad as the orks,tyranids,etc. in thier own way,,,the best of the lot is the tau,and even they have some messed up to them.
@HrHaakon Жыл бұрын
Which is reasonable and logical, because it stops the logical and reasonable from going to war.
@lab-testedllamba8554 3 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say that Luetin's way of delivering information is better than any university lecturer that I've ever had. Your presentation is immaculate. Love your videos
@MetalsirenIXI 2 жыл бұрын
I can listen to Luetin's videos all day.
@marcusvanwambeke5676 2 жыл бұрын
Dudes literally the undisputed goat of warhammer lore commentary. The emperor would be impressed.
@NateB Жыл бұрын
He keeps making unnecessary pauses in his sentences, though, or repeating the same cadence.
@Khainite 2 жыл бұрын
I swear, 40K's lore is some of the most expansive I've ever seen. I've been into Warhammer for over 15 years and had never even heard of this planet or it's tale before, but it's a great story full of mystery, history and detail that I absolutely love.
@IstvanThree 3 жыл бұрын
"Asking a regular Guardsmen to just step out the ship "..." is quite a big ask!" I bet Commissars love such new challenges in "asking"! Great video again, they never disappoint!
@NateB Жыл бұрын
BLAm
@BLOODKINGbro Жыл бұрын
@@NateB heresy expunged
@ChibiViolin 3 жыл бұрын
In any other universe this would have been a story about two sides overcoming their differences and coming together to fight a common foe..
@sturm9087 3 жыл бұрын
Warhammer does that just as much as other universes too
@Smitty19966 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve always said Humanity would strive for happiness and prosperity. This so called Empire just wouldn’t last in a real timeline. Way too Chaotic. But hey it’s fantasy.
@agentsmith4763 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I love how relentlessly brutal and bleak it is lol
@_Muzolf 3 жыл бұрын
@@Smitty19966 Its the reverse, any state with that mentality would be the one not lasting in the warhammer universe. Happiness and prosperity are nice things to strive for, when you are not backed to a wall with a myriad of horrors from beyond trying to kill you. Anyone wasting their effort on some high minded ideal of pursuit of happiness, and not 100% focused on surviving there will end up nommed, chopped, possessed by warp entities or possibly causing their own mass death as they birth the next chaos god into existence.
@jeffmusyoka1876 3 жыл бұрын
We don't do that here
@ched--- 3 жыл бұрын
Grim darkness just before bed, I'll sleep like a baby. Cheers Luetin 🤙
@NicholasRodriguezN7 3 жыл бұрын
Same. Cheers.
@cercmdre711 3 жыл бұрын
And me
@sabdy935 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I listen to his voice and fall asleep... Especially his emperor series
@keeganwilliams8046 3 жыл бұрын
The night is darkest just before the dawn
@keeganwilliams8046 3 жыл бұрын
@@sabdy935 Honestly same. I get pissed of at myself because i never get the full story and information because i fall asleep while watching
@youthere7327 3 жыл бұрын
looks like im going to bed at 2am instead of 1am
@thronezwei4412 3 жыл бұрын
Vor: You can't stop me. Blythe: I know, but they can. [Tyranid roaring]
@chasereverie5310 3 жыл бұрын
"Is exterminatus an option? ALWAYS"
@orangedalmatian 3 жыл бұрын
lmao I love how there was literally no hesitation or gap in his speech there. Exterminatus is never not an option.
@mariakelly1059 2 жыл бұрын
@yossarian Let's hope that Terra or Mars never finds out the hard way.
@Dieter-Doeddel 2 жыл бұрын
With utter morons like Blythe who are failing with such tremendous incompetence again and again, exterminatus is the only option! 🤡
@sjeppertje5462 3 жыл бұрын
I could say one of these funny “The Emperor has blessed us with another video” type comments but I am not. Instead I would like to thank you Luetin for the frequent uploads these video’s are the highlight of my month and I get almost all my lore knowledge from your videos. I have recently bought my first models to paint and practice just some skitarii rangers so nothing special but your video talking about how much painting them helped you and many others with the struggle of depression I got really inspired to start practicing! I truly appreciate your video’s. Thank you.
@sedoskovelha123 3 жыл бұрын
The Emperor has blessed us with another video tho.
@sjeppertje5462 3 жыл бұрын
@@sedoskovelha123 got me there...
@jonathanthomas8736 3 жыл бұрын
Hear, by the Emperor's nutsack, hear!
@TheBinaryHappiness 3 жыл бұрын
Sending you rays of kindness. WAGMI, brother.
@Biodeamon 3 жыл бұрын
thank the tyrannid hive mind
@benitomartinez2106 2 жыл бұрын
Finding out on a different lore video that one of the ships that the Imperium had has a functioning STC inside of it makes me believe that the Imperium has a whole bunch of them but the AI intelligence that's inside of them just refuses to work with this form of humanity they don't see the benefit and giving overwhelming Firepower to essentially what they consider a lesser form of human beings
@ValeTheOwl 2 жыл бұрын
That might actually be true. In the novel Death of Integrity, there is an ancient, DAOT AI which is extremely vocal in describing why the Imperial people sucks and why it doesn't want anything to do with them. For records, that AI was actually loyal to his previous human crew (they were from the Dark Age of Technology) and consider imperial humans to be an insult to everything humanity stood for.
@jigsaw1398 Жыл бұрын
Which video?
@evanboll4651 Жыл бұрын
@@jigsaw1398 I think he's referring to the Speranza from the Ark Mechanicus series.
@ViktopRonomis Жыл бұрын
@@jigsaw1398 Dont remember which video it was but in short: DAOT shop and crew traveled forward in time and saw serious shit, tried to go back to their timeline but landed in imperium time. The crew was tortured and the ship was in somekind of link with the captain so it felt/knew everything. The shop escaped. Mechanicus/space marine team found it god knows how much later and boarded it. They were in awe how simple the design looked (no gothic monastery theme, Apple/ I am robot futuristic vibe instead). The Ai hated them, locked the armor of the marines and when the techpriest started chanting and swinging his holy oil the Ai ridiculed them for how retarded they are, how mlow humanity has fallen. Dont remember if the ship killed the team but in the end it just fucked off.
@comandercarnis 8 ай бұрын
It's less that and more of the AI find it smarter to just play dumb rather than help the imperium unless it absolutely has no choice.
@Rencol666 3 жыл бұрын
meme comes to my mind: The risks were calculated. But man, im bad at maths
@XG2 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@Indoor_Carrot 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sad that even if they had stayed loyal, they still would have all died. But having such a huge Imperial presence at the system meant they were better prepared to deal with the Tyranids.
@derektorres3092 10 ай бұрын
Unless Rophanon was defended by Battlefleet Bakka no amount of ships would have mattered. In fact trying to fight a hive fleet head on is basically a suicide mission no matter what.
@Khalith 3 жыл бұрын
I’m really enjoying this content focused on more obscure planets and scenarios. Viewing things on a micro scale rather than the macro is fascinating.
@DeHerg 3 жыл бұрын
An entire planet scoured by an endless swarm of trillions of xenos only to end up in a planetary annihilation ... micro scale only in 40k
@Khalith 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeHerg Yep, micro scale by 40k standards. "A planet wide rebellion to declare independence? Meh, small potatoes."
@garouHH 3 жыл бұрын
Each year, dozens of worlds are settled, dozens of worlds are lost, and there is no shortage of years in Imperial history.
@pliskinishmael7190 3 жыл бұрын
Those poor Guardsmen who're Rophanon born where probably summarily executed even after they've served the Imperium tooth and nail... *THAT IS IT! IM JOINING CHAOS!*
@kharnifex Жыл бұрын
They were executed because they had problems like sharp teeth, purplish tinge to skin, extra arms
@NateB Жыл бұрын
Chaos Guard
@yellowwookiee5226 3 жыл бұрын
It's a fine 9 A.M. Sunday for me. Having coffee by the porch while listening to Luetin. Cheers!
@blingsing5383 3 жыл бұрын
Que the Alan Silvestri
@MrRussiancoma 3 жыл бұрын
Well, its 6am Sunday morning here in Mid-Michigan, USA, and about to start my shift! Gonna play me some Luetin in my earpiece! Love it when something new comes out while I sleep! 😁
@yellowwookiee5226 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRussiancoma Nice! Have a great day ahead mate. Keep safe.
@yellowwookiee5226 3 жыл бұрын
@@blingsing5383 ahhh yes.
@williamalfonso1373 3 жыл бұрын
Thats Brutal lol
@RayanBacha95 3 жыл бұрын
You are the most in depth 40k youtuber, your work helped me go through a realy hard year were I was truly alone, thank you, from the bottom of my hearth, thank you.
@butHomeisNowhere___ 3 жыл бұрын
Hope things are better now.
@alericantonelli4656 3 жыл бұрын
We got your back, Mouton.
@RayanBacha95 3 жыл бұрын
@@butHomeisNowhere___ Thank you bro
@RayanBacha95 3 жыл бұрын
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 They kinda are yeah, at least I'm sure that the worst of it is behind me, thank you bro
@RayanBacha95 3 жыл бұрын
@@alericantonelli4656 Thanks Aleric
@theogreiner9604 2 жыл бұрын
Vore: Truly I am a tactical genius, I have planned this rebellion perfectly, accounting for every eventuality, and preparing the world for an uprising that the Imperium has no chance of responding to in time. Aide: Sir we've just learnt there's a retired Imperial War Hero living just next doo- Vore: Truly, I am in awe of my own genius
@sexyatheist69 3 жыл бұрын
45:31 the evacuation of Dunkirk in a nutshell
@freezia0 3 жыл бұрын
which one was the messier can be argued about.
@jonathanthomas8736 3 жыл бұрын
Bigass nut, that.
@jgw9990 3 жыл бұрын
@@freezia0 messy but successful, an entire army was evacuated, some were literally carried by fishing boats.
@tbalmer1207 3 жыл бұрын
@@jgw9990 I'd argue it is more like the evacuation of gallipoly in ww1 look it up the British basically evacuated 36k men without the Turks knowing only hundreds of meters away form then, till they attacked empty trenches with guns rigged to fire every know and again. Probably one of the most successful evacuations in history up their with Dunkirk.
@jackwilliams4087 3 жыл бұрын
An hour of quiet painting before the horde wake up for feeding has just got a whole lot better. Thanks.
@MoonTone 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I’m sick or depressed my cure is laying in bed binge watching 40k lore
@elkpants1280 3 жыл бұрын
Right there with you bud
@andersbjrnsen7203 3 жыл бұрын
Many comments to that effect here. Strange how something so bleak, dark and hopeless as 40K can have that effect.
@tunguskalumberjack9987 2 жыл бұрын
Mine, too. But oddly enough, I do that when I’m feeling okay, as well.
@zacherytobin6434 Жыл бұрын
@@andersbjrnsen7203 perspective is a powerful thing I guess lol.
@vincentmuyo 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of funny how the Imperium "lucked out" and had monster bugs turn up to do their dirty work for them. Can't have the Imperium lose or exterminatus a regular rebellion, can we. ;)
@Dieter-Doeddel 2 жыл бұрын
Yepp, how Blight's constant failures and his stunning incompetence were highly praised, the imperium must have pretty low standards.
@therabidsquid432nerf9 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think so, more likely they would just keep grinding away until they finally break the rebellion while also burning down half the planet.
@mediocrestreams3284 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early terra still had churches
@korbennelentari 3 жыл бұрын
Ha
@gtbkts 3 жыл бұрын
Its been awhile..Lol
@chosenofkhorne2951 3 жыл бұрын
The emporer: fuck this empire i hope they all die specially the inquisition
@kaynesylvar8277 3 жыл бұрын
@@chosenofkhorne2951 except he still protects them, soooo...
@samahirrao 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Meloncolliepoet 3 жыл бұрын
"Better to die upon our feet, than to live upon our knees."
@petrowegynyolc7108 3 жыл бұрын
"But even better to fall on our knees so the opponent may let his guard down while an even stronger opponent grabs him at his neck and then you thrust your blase through both of them, and call it GG."
@dylanholven6375 3 жыл бұрын
and get eaten either way
@a.p.2356 2 жыл бұрын
"Better to be eviscerated by bug monsters, dissolved into an undifferentiated pool of biomass, and converted into a seething mass of alien flesh before being vaporized by nuclear fire than to live on y our knees." Honestly, I'm not sure about that.
@pattyspapers9440 3 жыл бұрын
Blythe "This retirement is bullshit! I can still serve..." "Lord General, the people are rebelling!" (Slow smile of joy) Blythe "Praise the Emperor, this retirement just got interesting!"
@BLOODKINGbro Жыл бұрын
Blessed 🙏 Be
@mattbrown5511 Жыл бұрын
Assholes are going to asshole, I guess.
@paradoesntcare7275 3 жыл бұрын
last time i was this early, the nuns didn't have guns
@cnilecnile6748 3 жыл бұрын
I keep hoping for the nuns, but we still ain't got nun yet.
@mariakelly1059 2 жыл бұрын
Nuns have NEVER needed guns, especially the Irish Catholic type. They have something even WORSE: rulers.
@blacknobleaurelianbenin5848 3 жыл бұрын
The only complaint i have with his videos is that there is an ending to them.
@George-vv5ok 3 жыл бұрын
Amen to that
@cagthetism 3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to weeks worth of these break downs. Sadly I've now watched every Lutien video available.
@blaqdragun1 3 жыл бұрын
@@cagthetism same... Very sad.... Now I starve till the next upload.
@Robert_Douglass 3 жыл бұрын
@@blaqdragun1 I don't see how anyone can extract biomass from a KZfaq video, even those of Luetin09's.
@brendameistar 3 жыл бұрын
Whos luetins manager? I'd like to speak with him pls
@fencserx9423 3 жыл бұрын
Jelly bean lutein. Never know what you're gonna get, but never disappointed.
@SPASTICSTONER 3 жыл бұрын
not to gaslight or anything but it's always fun to listen to Lutein. TOO MUCH FUN! maybe he is an agent of Slaanesh? or maybe Tzeentch? because every post is closer and closer to our own reality with all the craziness in the last 2 years...
@nuclearsimian3281 3 жыл бұрын
Well, in this brand of jellybeans, there is one surety; someone will die.
@SPASTICSTONER 3 жыл бұрын
@@nuclearsimian3281 die and immortalized by a story from the god-narrator? worth it!
@Promethium666 3 жыл бұрын
@@SPASTICSTONER Slaanesh for sure, just listen to his voice, it does things to your mind and body.... Consider me tainted then, Lord Inquisitor.
@SPASTICSTONER 3 жыл бұрын
@@Promethium666 it used to transport me to the grim-dark future, but now we all live it. the emperor may protect, but luetin definitely hypnotizes :P
@goliathsteinbeisser3547 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this being made into a movie trilogy with the production value of star wars.
@kabinet0 7 ай бұрын
That sounds great
@NoFace-ke9pc 13 күн бұрын
Have you not been paying attention? We don't get nice things anymore. That time of cinema is gone.
@leforestierdamien877 3 жыл бұрын
i'm so in love with your sound signature, either the way you speak or your choice of music and ambiance sound
@grims7583 2 жыл бұрын
This and 'The Titanic Defense of Ryza' are my favourite videos so far. I think it's because both revolve around major events on a single planet, one that isn't named 'Armageddon' or 'Cadia'. That said I think your lore videos are great overall and I am looking forward to see more of them.
@Blackenfaul 3 жыл бұрын
The page refreshing is over, brothers! Gather around the hearth core and listen to the loremaster.
@doctorlecter6354 3 жыл бұрын
I've been having a lot of trouble making myself get back to the models....or anything else really...but suddenly the motive force arrives as Grand Archivist Luetin delivers another round of Imperial lore to absorb me completely.
@ryanwilliamson8297 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Luetin I just want to capitalize on what many comments say already but I truly am thankful for your videos. Many say your videos have helped through difficult times and I am one of those people. I remember many days listening to your videos when life was at its worst for me to calm my mind and take me for a moment away from whatever battle the day brung. They have always been a highlight in my youtube feed and I so very much appreciate your work. Your hard work and passion for 40K doesn't go unnoticed my friend. Thank you for consistently great content and telling of stories. Much love and support from many other fans including myself. I am thankful for your talents and passion.
@jforozco12 3 жыл бұрын
when my dad died all of a sudden i retreated into 40k lore to escape it all, I read the ultramarines omnibus, ravenor and gaunts ghosts, I also watched luetin like a maniac, it was a rough year but 40k, luetin and the community kept me sane and with my mind busy in this crazy 40k world, now things are much much better, but I'll also be forever thankful to gw, the community and 40k in general for just being there.
@Smafferfiss 11 ай бұрын
First you got me into warhammer 40k and then onto audible. Im now on my 25th audiobook of The Horus Heresy. Thank you luetin!
@Grim-Crusader 8 ай бұрын
One of the most 40k stories in all of 40k lore...and thusly we love it for the darkness
@MrCaptnrex 3 жыл бұрын
"last time I was this early" comments were more original
@jayman7752 3 жыл бұрын
Irony
@Mister_Clean 3 жыл бұрын
YT comments section is like a shitty hivemind comedian
@Stiftoad 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mister_Clean but have you seen twitch chats, like KZfaq comments are bad but on twitch you can see 200people type the same thought at the same time.
@tyberostheredwake3491 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early the Thunder warriors were still around
@Lord_Inquisitor7 3 жыл бұрын
Always happy to see a new Luetin video, some of the highest quality 40k content on KZfaq
@RockiestRock 3 жыл бұрын
Probably the highest quality 40k content in the world
@genericalfishtycoon3853 3 жыл бұрын
@@RockiestRock ^This.
@Andarion00 3 жыл бұрын
I'd say it is - the- highest 40k content in KZfaq, Luetin's production values are very high and narratively pleasing.
@taddo45 Жыл бұрын
“Is exterminatus an option? Always.” - loved that
@gmcd1987 3 жыл бұрын
Started my interest with 40K after one of the games workshop dudes gave me a few books to read. Your videos have kept me listening and learning!
@JMSONE 3 жыл бұрын
The absolute best when it comes to the warhammer 40k storytelling. You sir are a gift on KZfaq. It gets me through work and through my day when I get to listen to these. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK. Thank you for all you do!
@felipeguidolin1055 3 жыл бұрын
- So, what's the plan? - We let everyone die. - I'm sorry, what? - We let everyone...die. A confused silence takes over the bridge. - Sir... I don't get it. - No, listen close... We let everyone die... - uhum... - and then... - uhum... - We kill whoever's left. Officers look at Blight, flabbergasted. Then, a slow clapping starts. First one officer, then four, ten, until the applause become a thunder in the bridge of the ship - By the Emperor, he's done it again! Hurray for Blight!!!! Hurray for the Empire!!!! "And that, little ones, is how the Blight Maneuver was born"
@joshuabecker3647 8 ай бұрын
The quote at the end about they gave their lives for the emperor whether they liked it or not is SOOO GOOOD!
@Kim_Jong-un1356 3 жыл бұрын
Every time you release a 40k video it's like Christmas! I genuinely feel thrilled every time. Someone at GW should hire you.
@ConfusedGuardsman 2 жыл бұрын
NO!
@sotheofdaein 3 жыл бұрын
Crap luetin just dropped an hour long video, guess im not doing schoolwork today.
@necrometal5090 3 жыл бұрын
Hah you fool it was only 55 minutes
@smittenkitten8811 3 жыл бұрын
@@necrometal5090 Hah you fool it was actually 55 minutes 25 seconds
@hughmungus6936 3 жыл бұрын
@@smittenkitten8811 ha you fool it was 55 minutes and 26 seconds
@KiopysPlace 3 жыл бұрын
@@hughmungus6936 ha you fool it was actually 3386 seconds!
@blingsing5383 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you feel pretty foolish right now this is why schoolwork is important
@aheroforfun6401 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, Magnus hadn't done anything wrong.
@ThePageofRage 3 жыл бұрын
So, never? :P
@alunwilce7966 3 жыл бұрын
Magnus didnt do anything wrong
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 жыл бұрын
The last time this kind of generic comment wasn't obnoxious, the KZfaq comment section wasn't full of cringe.
@HTWW 3 жыл бұрын
IT WAS NOT KEK, IT WAS *CRINGE* ,father.
@imperialplebian2547 3 жыл бұрын
*FUCKING CUT IT OUT, ROGAL .*
@DominusNox106 Жыл бұрын
I was a Paratrooper in the 82 Airborne division and your description of low earth floating deployment scared the crap out of me!!!! I can not imagine that many people handled that well.
@traviscummings9178 2 жыл бұрын
Loremaster Luetin, glad to see you've returned with another story of the Imperium! Gather around, brothers
@mlodikk 3 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that I Love you choice of music. It perfectly complement each part of story telling.
@AGS363 3 жыл бұрын
What a nice story! The Rebels gained the indepandence they wished so much. I hope they enjoyed it.
@joaocosta3374 Жыл бұрын
Well they didn't bend the knee... to a bunch of office clerks...plus had the Tau reached out for them it would be a thorn of that segmentum. Exterminatus, clean slate, better luck next time.
@cheesemonkey7999 3 жыл бұрын
Getting in here early to set up the inquisition for the later emergence of the inevitable heresy
@imperialinquisitor510 3 жыл бұрын
We have arrived.
@bvd7517 3 жыл бұрын
The Imperium: Where having it slightly easy in the past results in getting Exterminatus while being devoured by the Tyranids.
@DavidELD 3 жыл бұрын
Dorn: "I despise these Rophanon Rebels, though I cannot help but admire the intricacy and effectiveness of their fortifications. They are indeed a worthy adversary."
@ambushbob5383 3 жыл бұрын
The title of this book "old man and his wonderful vacation"
@HoJSimpson 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Luetins sweet voice will carry me to sleep while telling me grim dark tales.
@wagnerrrrrrr 3 жыл бұрын
Lullaby of sorrow.
@ElarKun Жыл бұрын
Exactly 😁
@bludrahven9781 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you don't want Imperial protection? Fine, we'll leave you alone. Have fun with the Tyranids."
@declana1359 3 жыл бұрын
I wish rebellions like this would actually work out in 40k, even once in a while. At least a bunch of imperials and tyranids died in the process
@declanedmison5442 2 жыл бұрын
Some rebellions do, but they tend to be upper class people doing it out of self-interest. And usually this turns their society into constant war, holding off the Imperium’s constant attempts to reclaim it.
@DarthSironos 2 жыл бұрын
It's called grimdark for a reason.
@Dieter-Doeddel 2 жыл бұрын
Regarding the sheer incompetence of oafs like Blight, it is really a wonder that the imperium is not already overtaken by rebellions.
@declanedmison5442 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dieter-Doeddel I think the sheer brutality of repercussions and how most Imperial citizens aren’t very well-educated contributes to this.
@furiousfinch1587 Жыл бұрын
You know the Imperials are just people, right? The actual "asshole evil" part of the Imperium is a sub-fractional percentage of the Imperial population. Outside of big name organizations, the Imperium is just... people.
@heroiccombatengineer6018 Жыл бұрын
After recent announcements, I think the rebellion of rophanon would be the best entry for a 40k movie/series.
@Predator19344556 3 жыл бұрын
So basically this was 40k 'Nam, only thing it's missing is Lee Ermey as a Commissar.
@seanbirtwistle649 3 жыл бұрын
nam has a much more interesting history that goes back to the Korean war in 1950, with the French doing the oppressing and america making a giant mess at the climax. has side acts with pol pot to spice it up
@Robb1977 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanbirtwistle649 This planet has plenty of interesting history as well. It begins with administratum bullshit, which becomes the imperiums problem when the people fight back and push back the administratum. Much like the NVA and VC, the Rophanon rebels were under-estimated, and sheer might alone would not subdue them because they and their leaders had experienced it, and knew not to break. However both sides were exhausted by the end, and neither wanted to concede. the NVA/PAVN was willing to do basically anything to re-unify, even if it cost every last man. This means there was no way for the USA/ARVN to "win" short of complete destruction.... much like the imperium here. Unlike reality, 40k has space bugs that eat everything, and so in a perfect 40k twist, the "retreat" was actually just a means to destroy them and another enemy at another time... kind of like the USA did in the 80s-90s by re-casting vietnam as a bungled up mess that was actually won in everything but the end result... and influenced soviet-overconfidence that made things like the failed Afgan invasion possible. Next tyranids will fly a spacehulk into Mars, which will conveniently destroy evidence that the mechanicus was experimenting with new tech.
@seanbirtwistle649 3 жыл бұрын
@@Robb1977 sounds like quite the story, but history is sometimes stranger than fiction. America didn't fail in nam outside of the pr stunt going wrong. Its just a skirmish in the on going war against the influence of communism. The CIA backed the Khmer rouge, commies, to help fight the Vietnamese. In power the Khmer rouge starved their own people and BEAT millions of citizens to death who wasn't a peasant and didn't conform. The man hours and logistics that must have gone into that effort. The CIA backed the Iranian revolution for access to surveillance the USSR border which saw its girls trade in miniskirts for burqas. Which saw them back Saddam hussein and encourage the iran Iraq war... not to mention all the success they had in south America. The USSR finally collapsed and the US saved the world from socialism... unless you consider social democracies 🤔
@Robb1977 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanbirtwistle649 oh no the us did fail alot more than that. Sure they didnt technically lose battles, but they lost strike groups in Cambodia, often to their own bombers. The usa lost international support. The usa lost the chance for a democratic process. The usa solidified itself as an oligarchy. When you know vietnam deeper you'll know ho chi minh actually asked for American support, he loved America. But he was denied because be was against French colonial interests and France was threatening to defect to the soviet union.
@seanbirtwistle649 3 жыл бұрын
@@Robb1977 you only think the us failed, but since the end of the second world war after the west chose to back their currency to the us dollar they've been making sure that capitalism works for them at everyone else's expense. Even their own people are resources to be spent, who want their governments to do as little for them as possible. Its been an oligarchy of the rich for a very long time and that hasn't been threatened since 1991
@PatienceKiss 3 жыл бұрын
**Halfway in** This doesn't seem to be very horrific by 40k standards... **The last part** Damn, there it is
@BLOODKINGbro Жыл бұрын
Ripsauce my dude
@merikmalhads1676 3 жыл бұрын
The irony of a rebellion being consumed by the very evil that was the price of their subjugation would be poetic were it not for the absolute horror of the fate they met so disturbing to think about that it greys the very whimsically hilarious nature of such a situation
@bluegum6438 3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how the Imperium appears to have numerous pointless flaws that are actually for an extremely good reason on further inspection
@TruculentSheep 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluegum6438 Or maybe they're just another flavour of evil bastard in a galaxy chock-full of them.
@bluegum6438 3 жыл бұрын
@@TruculentSheep well, yes, of course, but they don't have many mistakes that are necessarily stupid, only pragmatic What I mean is there's a lot of flavour that appears to be grimdark for the sake of grimdark but the writers actually justify it really well
@TruculentSheep 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluegum6438 Well, they *think* they're being pragmatic, but cruelty and incompetence walk hand in hand. The Imperium would be a sit com if it wasn't so tragic.
@bluegum6438 3 жыл бұрын
@@TruculentSheep Do you have any better solutions? You're kinda just proving my point by hand-wringing without offering alternatives. They do what they have to with what's available.
@moomixgaming9986 3 жыл бұрын
Luetin I love your videos. Especially the lore videos. I've watched the lore videos like 10x each while working on my 9 armies haha
@ElarKun Жыл бұрын
Finally someone thought of Exterminatus DURING the Tyranids attack and not before! 😀
@landotucker 2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy how you told this like an historical account without the 4th wall breaks. I hope you cover more events like this.
@TrevorZero 3 жыл бұрын
this channel is the reason I got into 40k
@stevenesbitt3528 2 жыл бұрын
Me too, now 20 odd books into the heresey.
@TheEldritchGod 3 жыл бұрын
An Unclean One stood in the veil between worlds, reaching out with a trembling hand as Rophanon catches fire. Nurgle waddles up behind him and pats him on the shoulder, "There There..." The Unclean One sighs, "But... but... so many dead bodies.... I was just about to reveal my newly converted cultists!" "We'll get'em next time..."
@unintentionallydramatic 3 жыл бұрын
Just got done running through my 6 matches for the day. I seem to be actually getting better at this game, or at least not as awful. Feeling pretty good. Felt even better upon closing out and seeing the upload. Thanks, you always make my day.
@MSP106 Жыл бұрын
Goodnight everyone! God I love falling asleep listening to galactic crusades! For the Emperor!
@thejamaicanjack2603 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not a 40k player. I never will be. But these videos have still got me captivated, great work!
@paulcheptea 3 жыл бұрын
your 40k videos are just the best thing Luetin
@TotallyNotRedneckYall Жыл бұрын
Highly recommend the Ciaphas Cain series, the cowardly commissar is my favorite 40k character.
@johnnymn4monic726 2 жыл бұрын
I think what got me hooked on 40K, besides the stories, is his voice on this channel, plus the artwork and graphics
@herbaceousboredom9584 3 жыл бұрын
1am - a quick KZfaq refresh before sleep. Nooo, I must not see the Luetin update! I must not click on the link, I must preserve my energy for the emperor, I must sleep. Click. I am damned, Emperor I have failed you... .
@ghastedx4039 3 жыл бұрын
A week ago I never heard of war hammer. Now that I’ve watched almost every one of your videos, I’m wondering how there isn’t a series about this? It could be a hybrid of the “Star Wars Stories” and “Black Mirror”. Instead of having one continuing story line, it follows stories from different individuals across the Imperium owned worlds.
@elcid7702 3 жыл бұрын
40K lore makes no goddamn sense, but I love listening to it. Thank you, Luetin!
@jonlong2663 3 жыл бұрын
The lore really is crap. The appeal is in the styling of characters and factions as ridiculous over the top stereotypes. It's still and fun, but when you try to make the lore sound serious, its garbage.
@Schwarzvogel1 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonlong2663 40K was never intended to be hard science fiction. It's more akin to science fantasy. The only problem I have with 40K lore is a lack of consistency in some areas.
@imperialguardsman4361 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that was a surprising display of Imperial competence. I hadn't heard of the Rophanon Rebellion before so I went in expecting another Vraks
@discotheray2020 3 жыл бұрын
Luetin uploads the moment i go to bed, so i guess i will have to sacrifice an hour of sleep.
@TROll-oe9ng 3 жыл бұрын
For the imperium!!
@unsmote1560 3 жыл бұрын
This entire conflict shows the ineptitude of the imperium. A failure to allocate appropriate recourses to incidents from the beginning; or even a basic explanation of the horror of the tyranids who were then bound for the planet may have resolved this conflict. If Blythe’s brilliance is only matched by practicality of square wheels.
@MichaelJones-ny3ot Жыл бұрын
when your enemy who is known for countless endless battles and fighting to the end against even galactic threats suddenly retreats, that is the definition of horror.
@davidb3155 3 жыл бұрын
When I'm on my death bed, just let pass on into the warp with Luetin on surround sound.
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