Woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" Man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" Same timing

Working as a bartender/server I see this all the time, it's hilarious. My favourite line from a guy "I won't be here long, just for 10. Minutes, not beers." Lol

Forgot the million piss trips lol. Cheers

The 7 dislikes are all from his wife lmao

When he found out Molly graduated puppy school; I felt that..

No matter how mad she is at you at least you know she'll never let you drive home drunk.

Bro it’s horrifying but also comforting how relatable this is

i love how he bounces from “Molly graduated??” to “Lets do some shots.” 😂

He is surprisingly sober at the end after all the beer and at least 5 shots ...

Haha nothing worse than telling your lady your going for just a couple beers and the next thing you know its 1:45 in the morning and last call.

Can’t decide which I enjoyed more: relatable content or fantastic ensemble cast.

You forgot about the "I only smoke when I drink" stage, hitting on the waitresses, and smoking pot or snorting coke.

"I promise it won't happen again" _Oh yeah betcha yeah!_

The bar lean at 2:15 is scary accurate.

Man, this video is awesome and so true. I'm sober these days but this behavior right here is what cost me most of my relationships in life, including a marriage. Still laugh at the video though. Don't miss my drinking days that's for sure.

The dislikes are from the people who think they can go out " for just a couple"

damn the fried pickles got me. we always end up ordering appetizers around 8pm when we are greased up and our dive bar has great fried pickles lol

You know that moment you watch something and then feel bad about you past actions.... yep..... Are you guys going to happy hour? 😀

This is so accurate. I don't know how Happy Hour always turns into ordering "one more round" for 5 hours straight, then start doing random shots as if you aren't fucked up enough.lol

Man they keep getting better... keep it up

Gotta say this dude and Charlie berrens are fantastic. The u betchas are strong in northern Wisconsin. Keep them coming.

Listening to you talk to your imaginary friends is the most wholesome thing ever.

A recent subscriber, absolutely plowed through these videos. Absolutely loving it.

"Craig's dog molly graduated from puppy school, Let's do some shots!" 🤣🤣

0:00 the excited little hand slaps on the chair 😂

How was this literally the playbook to my Tuesday night right now? F***in love these videos.

These videos just keep getting better!😁👍

'I'll do one more' Man, we all know how that ends...

Keep pushing out this stuff man its amazing!

Your videos are always funny as hell!

At least he's honest... I use'd the "working late" excuse. (Another reason I'm no longer married) Ope!

It's always one more...until it's five.

Need to update this for quarantine happy hour. Glad I found your channel, where ya been all my life?! Ive been searching for funny...hard to find, esp now lol

Honestly happy to see he got a ride home. :)

Got up to 45 degrees😂😂

first video that i watch from this guy and this joke 1:47 made me subscribe with a big smile, love this guy!!!

Being from the Midwest I totally felt the 45 Degrees line lololol.. hell that's bar patio drinking weather!

"It won't be like last time." What a keeper.

Ahhh yess the standard line for everywhere I go “the usual , yes u know me”

Knew the "Can you come pick me up" was coming! Dead on accurate here.

Standing at the bar and just staring off into space is so accurate

you forgot stage 6. "does anyone have any blow?"

My dad and I bond over your channel. Cheers bud!

"Just a couple though not like last time" 😂

Hahahaha! Good call. Call the misses to get you guys!!! She may be mad. But don’t drive. Make her happy and hit the drive thru on the way home.

A round for the bar!! ROFL.. followed by ‘honey, can you come and get me? U betcha!

These are so true I love this video great job keep it up

You guys are SO funny! LOVE from Australia COBBER!

"Dads talking about the Coronavirus" - I feel like this needs to happen

My life has been an eternal stage of “yeah I’ll do one more”

Yes honey I’m coming home I live there

Love his channel.

2:20 Drunkingly realizing the time and looking at your nonexistent watch to double check that it's right. Yeah, that hits real hard

Love the shoutout to safe drinking and driving by calling a DD! ❤

“Could you come get me “ my husband has heard that before. LOL

'One more' 'Just finishing up' Famous last words 🤣

awesome funny vids!keep im coming!

This is proof that I am not the only one that does this. Thanks for backing me up.

This epsilon is a good one, you betcha!!

“Craig’s dog molly graduated puppy school. Let’s get some shots.” 😂😂😂

"Did u say it's last call..."😂😂😅😅

Terry's a rascal!! 🤣🤣🤣

Every hour is happy hour of you're doing it right.

This was hilarious !!

Fried pickles and ranch really are everything!😅

I feel like this dude has been documenting my life. "yeah, we're just about done here. See you soon." Me: Calls for a ride home after last call.

The say "One is never enough. Two is enough. Three is never enough!"

0:38-0:49 is gold. We've done that before!

I saw the Bison head in the background, then the Duane's sign! Shout out to Fargo and my Alma Mater!

Imagine disliking this vid Can’t relate

This is the story of my life! Just one more!

Pretty much nailed Tuesday’s and Thursday’s for me

This is me every damn time! Shots!!!!

Ha this is my life every other Friday 😂

I feel like it would take 12 of those busch latte tallboys to get me buzzed lol

I never related to one of your videos more 😂😂

Way too funny 😂 !!!

Lol so true. Great vid

This is a good one. YB... do one on a dart league or pool league!

Ohbboy!!!! Might had done that afer!!! Lol🤔

Been there before! Well, all except stage 5, I just buy for friends.

😂😂😂😂! This is so funny!

I have been there so many times 🤦‍♂️ exactly like that , except the round for the bar thing lol

The classic I have a suspended license fella haha

Oh, many a time my friends & I went to Happy Hour, lost track of time & closed the bar. I'd probably be dead now if I kept that up! 😂

Bro u truly funny 😂

Keep em coming ya il do one more.

Omg! I love these videos! I live in Rhode Island and we don't have liquor happy hours. We only have it for food.

Wheres the "yeah im sick i cant come today" from next day btw

The next day happy hour at the end really made this one.

Sprinkle the infield 😂😂😂😂

1:15 Would holding the phone against your shirt even prevent the other person from hearing you with today's phones? I have a feeling she totally heard that the fried pickles were coming. haha

i vibe with this too heavy

great channel there bud

bruh this is so true! hilarious!

This video made me simultaneously nostalgic and embarrassed. Good times.

Terry's a rascal 😂😂😂

Buying a round for the bar is like a bank account destroyer depending on how big the bar is.

You are my spirit animal, lol I do the exact same thing

Lmfao this videos so true!