Tik Tok this is why you don’t have to save the planet for the worthless youth

I got her an electric. Just plug it in when you get home.

lol ...Awesome....

for my dad it was recycling paper and cardboard. I know at first it sounds crazy but at the time our house had electrical heating when rates were through the roof so he saved any and all burnable items for the fireplaces. sad note: he once had the one in our room going so much it killed my sister's hamster of heat stroke.

😂

That married fridge sucks. Where is the tupperware full of home made leftovers?

Divorced here. True AF for the women too.

Joe Rogan be like:

Michigander here, I hope you like how our state looks, because that's 99% of our souvenirs. The rest are of the Bridge. We also like to wear our own souvenirs, because we really like how the state looks.

When my wife and I got together I lived in an apartment beneath a guy's house. I had 5 pieces of furniture, no dishes, no silverware, $6k cash in a kitchen drawer, and - in my fridge - two bags of hostess crunch donuts, a bong and a half gallon of chocolate milk. I lived like that for years before her. Now, I own a home, have a child and a fridge full of stuff I never seem to want to eat

Women have to adjust for their smaller blatter.

AAAAAAAÀ, left side. 😂

Sometimes I think of how much "fun" I had as a single man. I would never go back. 😆

relatable

I appreciate the fact that there is not one, but two cases of Busch light in the fridge. If you had some bread or at least a slice, you could probably make a nice grilled cheese to pair with your beer.

When I was an apprentice I sent looking for a sky hook, I said okay, and went across the street to the bar and had a few beers 🍻 . The Boss comes looking for me and just stand there shaking his Head 😂😂😂

I worked with a crew of four other guys until the weird guy quit and the half-asser got moved to a different site. Now I just work with the old guy and the boss's kid, as the new guy.

Too real sometimes xD

Broke people: Why not both

My fridge looked like the first one even when I was single

Why did you put tortillas in the fridge?

That trophy system looks like it will absolutely cause endless beef. I love it!

I bought tools just for my buddy’s to use when we work on my mud truck so they don’t break my nice ones lol

Facts though

Stage 11 why would I use an automatic car wash?

Chobani looked good

Was that bait in the fridge ?😂😂😂

Oh godddd

My grandpa used to put a ton of worms in his fridge 😂😂😂

Bro you’ve lost a ton of weight😮 nice work dude

Inventive and practical. Yes ! I'd have one of those ! But all we have up here is Sheetz, Getgo's and Speedways.

Flour tortillas in the fridge!? But why

But then you find out it’s shredded…

Man has 4 jars of pickles?

I used to be a Traeger+ user but decided to give Asmoke a try and I haven't looked back. The biggest difference for me is the ease of use and the smart design of the Asmoke grill. The precise temperature control is a game changer, it's so easy to set and maintain the desired temperature. What's more, the fact that it's battery powered and portable makes it perfect for outings. I used to struggle with the size and weight of my old Traeger grill, but Asmoke is far more convenient. The flavor it imparts to the food is just amazing, and the versatility in cooking options is impressive. Grilling, smoking, roasting, baking, you name it, Asmoke can handle it. I've also loved the remote temperature adjustment and food temperature monitoring features. All in all, Asmoke has definitely changed the way I grill. #Asmoke.

Yes!

1. Should also include a pistol 2. I only lend tools to people who return without being asked. Start small something like a screw driver and work up to power tools. 3. Tackle box is great for many organizational projects. I keep gun cleaning tools in one of my many tackle boxes, screws, nails, bolts, nuts and yes others for fishing.

You always have either tortillas and no cheese, or cheese and no tortillas. But never a full quesadilla.

And then you take a nap at 10 am

Same

Thats why i doesnt tell my fridge about other fridges. It wont find a partner this way

I mean he’s not wrong

Damn ive got night crawler's n cheese in my fridge, and crustables

My brother carries his mini channel locks in his pocket everywhere, and I mean everywhere, even on vacation. It’s the funniest thing.

Let's not forget the 12 cigrettes in your truck.

The passive aggressiveness

Toxic incompetency of men. No wonder 1/2 of marriages end up in divorce

Well of course you got exactly what you want in there

This made me laugh so hard😂😂

I should be a midwesterner. I do all that, minus the chain restaurant, it does make sense. But being a city boy, when i do these thing, everyone thinks im crazy. I hate city life with a passion.