Because the old ones are entertaining. The new ones just plain suck.

Facts!! And searching all channels for these commercials 😂😂😂

what do you mean skip? i hope your using adblocker + youtube adblock you wont ever see commercials on youtube unless your disabled then you deserve it

Damn LMAO i didnt even think about that but its true.

😁😂

I want to go back to the 80s!

certainly sir

a lot maxi pads

Right on. Maybe some powdered butter.

…and every feminine product.

LOL yep, they had to have a whole firm to come up with Helen from suburbia and why she only uses chubs lmbo miss these commericals, and TV werent as full of sex and violence as it is today i miss my childhood

😂😂😂 so accurate

TV shows too🤣Always got a long intro song

@@ytallowskids2seedepravityb219 OOooh yea.. I used to sing the theme song of tv show "Step by Step" from start to finish and my sister would sing the female voice along. loooong intro compared to todays standards. Thank you for bringing back the long intro memory :D

@@PutsOnSneakers OMG ME TOOOO🤣🤣🤣singing Step by Step with my wooden spoon mic

It is amazing

Butter buds for me

Slim Fast and other ads!

Yes! I agree... most of it is just the pain of lost innocence and hope, then realizing how time has broken my soul with many marks of regret, remorse and despair... it's a mess to not become what your inner child wanted to be.

You forgot those memories. It doesnt unlock a dang thing.

Two words FAKE BUTTER lol Now it's 2022 and my keto diet is like PUT BUTTER IN YOUR COFFEE lol

Reading this while drinking black coffee with coconut oil in it, need those early morning MCTs.

@@juliapriest8331 I know right.. fake butter... 😂 I absolutely can't!

I remember the "fat-free" cheese my mom bought when I was a kid. It literally didn't melt.

I will never not be convinced that keto is wack

Much simpler times ❤️

Same

@P.Montas Stupid comment

It is not the 80s that you are missing. The 80s were not a good time. Most of that decade can be characterized by consumerism and fake outwardly appearances of the successful people while we didn't hear enough from the people who had suffered or didn't succeed. Thats why the 90s were a response to the superficiality and coke driven 80s. What you are really missing is your childhood because in most people's lives childhood was a happy time.

Words cannot express how glad I am that the 80's are over and never coming back!

... and now, back to the show!

Actually, I like this. Before, I only had time to go to the bathroom. Now I have time to take a shower!

@@port566 lol 🤣

It's well edited to give that exact same timing.

That's how sublimal these apots were. We have been programmed for over 40 years! Not complaining tho, better than what kids go thru today!

Yes, but they put it back.

I was thinking I was only one 😆

I know! I literally gasped at rhe fish getting sucked up!

@@hollylanevintagetreasures Same!

@@StrawberrySoju_1 this is deceptively hilarious

no their only all commercials that’s what the title says sing song 🤓

well, except vacuuming a gold fish

Yes commercials now are annoying 👍

these commercials are what numbed the minds of those that created today's commercials

This is patently false. Commercials today are very similar to the commercials back then. The difference is that the old commercials are what many of us remember in the context of our childhood which for many people, usually means "happy memories". The commercials today are contextualized by our less than happy lives today because we are older and have more problems. Plus, even if the old commercials seemed to be "happier", its still fake and superficial happiness which has never represented reality. That is why the culture and music are different in the 90s when people were largely responding to the extreme consumerism and fake happiness of the 80s. Just like the people in the 60s and the 70s were reacting to the "happy go lucky" false image of the world shown to us in the post war 40s and 50s.

Have to have 60000 dollar boat to go "fishing" or they point and laugh. People suck

Where did my life go? Sad shit my bro.

We are too busy consuming and striving for extraordinary that we will the small things that are truly what make all of this worth it...

I miss it too.

Pretty cool 👍

Wow😂😂😂 wasn't those the ones... absolute best days ever🥰🥰🥰

Yes it totally was!!

Same sweetie! Daytime gameshows and Donahue were my jam!

Absolutely!! My mom would very like "I got things to do. Don't touch the stove, don't answer the door, don't answer the phone" and be gone for a few hours. I had the whole house to myself for a bit. It was glorious 🤣

I'd just videotape the show I wanted to watch which enabled me to zap through the ads..

watch the movie "Carrie"... that's how teens learned about their periods back then.. :-)

LOL!!

Wholesome is questionable, fun yes

Back in the late 80's and early 90's, with commercials, they weren't afraid to be ridiculous, they were filled to the brim with imagination, they were often loud, in your face, fun and colourful. They just had this cozy/comforting feeling, that you just don't get anymore. Current times straight up suck.

Current times suck for you because you are miserable. You have filled your life with bad choices and have been a failure at most everything you've done.

@@24spoce8 , no. They are fun and wholesome.

@@NeonPizzas , I agree.

I was born in 1997, and I'm watching this like.... there were OTHER tampon brands?🙃

TOTALLY!

@@HayleeFox15 Im watching it too and I was born in 1994 and yeah there is several brands of tampons and maxipads even now

Makes tampons look like fun.

My sister who is a teacher and pastor shops at Costco and has a new puppy. One day she woke up to hundreds of tampons strewn all over her yard

Me too. I miss simpler times before the world went insane.

Same 😭

It would be very cool to go back for a week or so. Life was so different, I had school and my friendships and relationships were so much different than they are now

Yes! I miss those day's!

@@brianmeen2158 Same here. Back then, I was bullied incessantly. Not anymore!

Good old days 🥰

Couldn't of said it better myself

Yeah nothing but white people.

Ya, freedom, fun and no millennials!

Yes a warm blanket while curled up on a soft sofa in front of a fireplace in the winter good ol days

being a kid was fun. doesn't matter the decades. everyone reaches a place where childhood years become very nostalgic. ♥️🕊

I was born in 78 and the 70's did look fun....too bad I don't remember, lol! But I still have the 80s and 90s.

I don't! The 80's were hell for me. The late 70s were pretty good, the few years I remember before grade 1. The mid-90's were my favourite years. Not everyone has fond memories of the 80's!

I'm good. Rather stay adult and be responsible for myself instead of parental rules. But would not mind taking a visit back to the '80s as someone nearing the 5-0.

Good times for me too. Not so much for my parents. They wouldn't go back...

Everything was better back then just about. 90s too. the 2020s can take their covid BS and shove it!!

Lol!

Haha very true !

Me too

Exactly

Yup...those times are long gone

From the butter buds right? 😀

Well said

No kidding!

20 kids just killed while in school, Buffalo massacre, inflation, covid, gas prices...I wish everyone the best!

It was the calm before the storm! lol

Seriously.

I blame Obama

Me too!!!

🙋🏾‍♀️

Same here!

yea and families today can't be all white. they have to be bi racial and/or gay.

An excellent observation.

Marketing changes along with the culture to which companies advertise. Back then, having a family was a necessity. Nowadays, it's all about independence, self-gratification, acceptance, and self-actualization. 🙂

Don't forget your proper pronouns for all the degenerates.

thats because these commercials were aired on daytime tv when most people watching were stay at home mothers

when i was a kid my dad had a dusty old water bottle in the garage with what looked like water in it. i was curious and opened it stuck my nose up to it and sniffed. was almost knocked unconscious. i had a controlled collapse to the ground so i didnt spill it. i never actually lost consciousness but it was close. and my lungs burned for a day or two. turns out it was hydrochloric acid used for the pool and it had set there a long time creating a heavy concentrated gas that just sat instead of escaping. been very careful sniffing bottles since.

and those people grew to become policy makers :)

🤣😂🤣

They are high on coke that is why there huffing bleach. That's the real 80s. Crack, coke, and meth.

🤣😭🤣😭😭😭😭

I miss that man, RIP!

@@marla591 Kenny?? KENNY????

@@Ed20942 Yeah 😔

That is my main country singer after Garth Brooks.

@@Ed20942 yes, that was him in that Dole orange juice commercial

38:10 family Feminism forbids it now Disobey femanists whenever you get the chance. West will win. ✝️🇺🇲⚡

When you were "young" lol..young people today will say the samething in 20 years from now.. same shit

@@franki3Ru550 don't bet on it. Some young people remember horrible times from when they were young.

@@franki3Ru550 No they wont. Quality will always be quality. Trash will always be trash.

Ah, 1989... I only made $10 an hour at my job... but rent for my studio apartment was just $400 a month, coming in at one quarter of gross income, which was more or less standard at the time. How things change.

Me too!

Sigh.

We all do.

@@darlenegattus8190 Not me. They were the corniest, shittiest time ever.

Great President, nice quiet families, freedom to roam...

@@annep.1905 nice quiet families where YOU lived. Great president, maybe for YOU. Shit I love the 80s but they were only good for SOME of us...

How dare they!!

Coooooo-stanza

WHERE'S THE BEEF!

There better be a Norelco Christmas commercial in here!

Or BRUT... by Faberge

Jan 1977 myself, I agree.

@@synthoelectro Haha yea. Me too.😁

Same. April 22, 1977-EARTH DAY! 🌎

@@synthoelectro im an aquaris 77 too

@@cajuncycleresto8738 nice, nice..

I was just a kid then but they were awesome times. 90s were good too.

Same exactly here. I miss it soooo bad. Today is cold and evil

Sadly social media and technology has ruined the family unit.. growing up in the 80s we had quality family time together there definitely was more focuse on family unity, we ate meals together..home cooked from scratch meals not drive thru or door dash dropped off food either lol but yeah we sat at the table together as a family everyday same time usually and we had and shared conversations about our day and talked about any problems we had however today kids are being thrown bags of drive thru food late in the evening in their rooms while being on their phones or iPads.. It's sad. I was watching my grandchildren one evening 3&5 and both were eating McDonald's and on their iPads 8:30pm on school night for my 5yr old granddaughter and it took me back to my childhood I was thinking wow things have really changed.

Well, that's because they didn't exist....

@@melaniebrown7703 Exactly, i was born in 1983 so my childhood was spent outdoors having adventures with friends, fast food was a treat that my siblings and I only had maybe once a week if that, and on rainy days we sat and watched TV and played a few video games but we preferred being outdoors. People seemed more social too. I remember our neighbors always sitting outside on the front stoops of our apartment complex. They all looked after each others kids and everyone knew everyone. Nowadays my own son is about to turn 8, and despite there being plenty of little kids on our block, I never see them outside. Quite a few have tablets or smartphones so now my son wants his own. I personally would hate to look back on my childhood and see that I wasted it away staring at a smartphone. Things have definitely changed. I remember it being a treat in the 80's and early 90's to go to the mall or movies or even McDonald's. We even had a bunch of indoor amusement park type places with rides, arcade games, laser tag and food courts that were perfect for rainy days or if our parents wanted us out of their hair for a few hours, lol. Now they're all closed:(

@@melaniebrown7703 yep I’m so glad I grew up without social media and iPads and smart phones. As cool as they are for some things they have a pretty big overall negative impact on our lives. It makes people much less social and connected .

Did you notice that back then shows were not inundated with commercials like they are now. Also there were less of them. Simpler times.

Im glad you noticed that. Commercials today are whiney. They also seem to be filled with partiality.

@James ,I wasnt sure how to word my comment because of the opinion police out there, but you said it correctly 'Agenda'. This agenda is trying to do away with certain people who still happen to be the majority.

@James , yes my family are originally from Mexico, i was born in Los Angeles. My father was citizen when I was born, my mother became a citizen after, and all my family Love The United States! I'm married to a man of British and German decent, and his family emigrated from these countries about 100 years ago. None owned people if you catch my drift. My son is of Austrian Spanish German and Mexican decent likde his father my first husband. This is why I get upset at what's happening on tv and in general, because am I supposed to cancel my family because they are not as some say melanin enough? Are they supposed to cease to exist? I'm dark skinned, but that doesnt entitle me to anything including hating people for the color of their skin light or dark, but whoever is running the advertising industry in America seem to think its ok to do so.

@James lots of us. My son girlfriend is black and she doesn't like this agenda and always says they don't speak for her!

🤣

@A S Very good point!

Right they just tell you about the product and be done with it

One commercial I saw 6 months ago was a couple having a BBQ on the back porch when the wife sees a termite on the railing and tosses a pepper shaker at it then the whole porch collapses then the speaker tells us to buy a wood protector 😀

I hated commercials back then, too! :b

ABC made a big mistake by taking All My Children and One Life to Live off the air.

I must not of paid too much attention to commercials because I only remember some of them.

Some people in the medical field are still telling people to eat low fat foods (foods that have sugar added to replace flavor that removing fat caused).

@@benadams3569 people still believe calories can be eaten. If anyone looks up how calories are determined (by putting whatever food into a machine and using fire to burn it), and understanding that humans don't create fire in their stomachs...maybe they'd realize calories are a nothing thing. Carbs on the other hand, that's where the attention should be.

Exactly. And most people still believe this because their docs tell them and they don't research, prefer the 30 secs commercials as source of info, lol

The government food pyramid was a sure ticket to bad health. Gotta sell those pills.

@@benadams3569 Yep, because that kind of "advice" keeps the "customers" coming back.

I miss the Agree shampoo brand.

If given the option .. IM GOING BACK!

In 89 I was 10 and my mom was still alive who pass Jan of 97 senior year of high school for me...memories yes indeed

J.C. Penney was good also.

I loved the 80s but would even take the 90s over this current garbage.

The 80's were great...but they came at a massive cost which we're paying now. It was a "passing the buck" decade of indulgence with no thought of consequences.

@@jdb101585 This. This. This. More of this. You are absolutely right. I thought I was the only one who could connect the dots. We are paying for this now. Of course most watching this have warm fuzzy memories becuase they were kids/teens. Life was easier just because of that. The decade itself had a lot of warts.

It was the last decade before political correctness took hold.

@@huwhitecavebeast1972 No, it's when politeness got re-labeled "political correctness" so people could justify being assh*les.

13 in 89 and not a care in the world ( well except for the ones that were important when you're in your room early teens that turned out to be nothing)

I was 11

I was 8, but I'm trying to find four 80's/90's ads in particular - one for Diet Coke, one for Nescafe, one for Channel 10 and one for Kmart (Australian). I'm autistic and my obsession with music extends to ads.

You're living in 1984

@@rookerycephapirin9980 This is true.

As you were about to close your teen years, I just began mine that year. My only child is going to be 19. Not ready for this.....

@@holyexperience1976 the 80's were my complete teens. I have had four children from 1991 to 2000. You will survive, it's wonderful, sad and freeing. You will always be your kids rock. Continue being awesome, and your child will remember what you imparted. It's a new chapter for all of you. Peace.

Me too Holly, me too. Born in ‘70 and miss those good days

@@amytrumbull156 Amy, I used to live in Trumbull Co. OH. Cool name! The 80s were awesome.

Same same!

I was also 9 in 89!! We had the best childhood!

same here, was 9 in 89 and those were the best days of our lives...ugh now i wake up groggy ol lady in her 40's just turned 42 on sunday and realized where the heck did my life go? lol

"The man makes a pretty strong bird..."

50 was still kinda "old" in 1989 lol

This comment 😂😂

50 gets younger the closer I get 😂

If you find a way, take me with you!

That is an amazing idea ❤

Yes, the 80's was pretty much the "peak" of America's quality of life.

If you were white, middle class, herteroxeual? Sure. It's weird that becuase you have unlocked a good memory by watching an organge juice commercial you will ignore what others have gone through.

@Kristen Clark I'm a minority, I don't need some woke white liberal to protect me and the 80s were awesome.

@@2doright647 Debbie Downer, not Karen.

85 - 95 ;)

Right? I'd love a time machine, even if it wasn't a DeLorean. Although the DeLorean model would be awesome, as long as the flux capacitor is intact.

@@Augustbeauty69 yeah that would be awesome go back to a more prosperous time when rollerskating bowling hanging out at the mall going to the arcade staying outside and playing and or talking on the phone was how you socialized and entertained yourself without all of the modern day distractions Granted some of the things we have today are nice and very convenient but it seems like it’s made things worse in some ways just my opinion

@@christianpatriot7196 it’s made things much worse. You’re expected to be accessible 24/7 - no separation of home and work and social life… would give anything to live in this era

@@pippin3168 if there were any way to go back I truly would and just stay there but I do remember my childhood being great for sure

Yes "peaceful" and "prosperous". Except the threat of nuclear war with Russia, the sales of arms to Nicaragua, the onset of HIV, the rise of YUPPIE-ism and the "greed is good" ideal, the lack of equality in the workplace, rampant sexual harassment, the exponential increase in child abuse, the "war on drugs" which lead to a significant uptick in street drugs and overdoses, oh and the introduction of mega-church TV evangelist scammers. But hey, the music was great!

I remember the commercial and the lines. It is weird how these shows, commercials and jingles stay with us.