How about, I dunno, every zombie apocalypse where someone thought it was a good idea to not destroy a failed biological weapon?

I will be honest. I commented before i even heard my name spoken during the video. Thank you very much for this nod and loved the video!

Outside Xtra Death by Aspartame cancer

14.1666666666666666666667, actually.

Im not sure how much help your bunker will be if yellowstone goes off.

Ironic Dutch Moonshade To be fair, those were Hylians/Zora/Gorons/Gerudo, not humanity.

@@lnsflare1 Deku Scrubs are people too!

@@LadyOnikara I was going to make a pithy comment about how they are actually vegetables, then I remembered the scene with the Deku Butler in the epilogue. You are absolutely correct.

lnsflare1 hylians are humanity they are hyrule’s humans so yeah

It's all fun and nice until the second half of the game, on the other side of the planet is just a pitch black screen because "tidal locking".

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 but the good news is that all gestalts can survive and potentially thrive there

A Random Dude are u seriously bringing religion into ur argument?

@@albertcoorey5346 I like your name

That was a quarantine zone and was making fun of stuff like zombie media that plague us at the time.

iS thAT A FrigGIN JoJO reFEreNCe

if it wasnt quarantined itd be mass extinction,and also worst part is:people got shot by robots AND got mutated,either way you die!

@@scrubysponge7282 thx for that

Taerga Live still makes more sense than birdemic...

Still a better love story than... ... Rio. You thought I was gonna say Twilight, didn't you?

I... Honestly don't really know what to say to that...

*100% true fact. Birds > Humans*

Taerga Live wtf???

Same thought, their lack of effort led us to a fate worse than death. People in the streets: The Emoji movie? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo...!!!!

I didn't like the emoji movie

Okay, but why did your player characters look like fetish dolls?

Let 2B be beautiful in peace.

Stylistic choice that's been in the series for a long time actually. Though such characters have also often been some of the best as well.

But the humans you play are actually robots called humanoids.

It is pretty simple.

In The Mind of Kibara or Yu-Gi-Oh GX

@@KillerBlaze That was the plot of GX? How does it go from a show about a horrible card game to that?

Luke H cuz the creator wrote the main character poorly so he had to use more poor writing to cancel it out

@@KillerBlaze is that referring to yubel? that was actually one of my favorite arcs in the series.

@@pforgottonsoul lol yeag

Crimson_Rogue 97 is Ellen working with Jane?

Atom 1702 very possibly. They could have their own secret organisation

Crimson_Rogue 97 but isn’t Andy working against the destruction of the world we just don’t know it and if mike joins him do we instantly know about it because of a stray grenade

"God got bored and decided to *the Twentieth Century* for the lulz" has been quite bad enough, thank you.

Or from the book.

Genesis23OPB Holy shit, did I miss something in the newest Pokémons?

that was what? 4 or 5 years ago now? BW was gen 5, we're on second half of gen 7 now

Jayrett Arcularius Still new compared to Red and Blue :P

It was… unexpected. When the crazy guy with the sandwich board shouting "The End Is Near" was joined by a large cat, people just assumed he had found a pet, or perhaps a saviour, and perhaps would stabilize as a result? But then the large cat turned out to be merely pregnant, and the man continued to shout as the cat raised her four kittens in his box of signs. Then, one day, the kittens opened their eyes, all at once. A white kitten climbed up on the crazy man, opened her mouth, and started meowing. Passersby noticed the tone sounded vaguely like "You'd better get Ready To Die", but went on their merry way. The orange kitten climbed up after his sibling, smacked her off the man's head onto his shoulder, and started meowing at a different tempo. If you stuck your fingers in your ears it almost sounded like "The Art of War". A black kitten joined in, a plaintive mew that just made you want to feed it, but the grey kitten said nothing. For three days the process repeated itself, and then the grey kitten spoke. No one knows what it said. For instantly everyone exploded in a giant explosion of kittens.

I think a kitten supernova would cause a collective squee so massive that it would also destroy the world. Squeemageddon.

You've gotta be kitten me.

Squeemageddon, that Catastrophe has Ellen's fingerprints all over it :)

You might want to check out Dwarf Fortress' Catpocalypse.

An-U5

i called the simian flu “apesh*t” in one of my games

My personal favorite, "Whatever"

"Your Mom" is more infectious than Spanish Flu! Yaaaay!

Jacob Lyon Or even: "Spanish Flu is more infectious than Spanish Flu." Granted, that one's only funny for a moment rather than the whole way through...

Man ... I love that game but never ended it... So imma pretend I didn't read your spoiler.

yeah kinda hate the ending. well, all of them :/

kind of like killing all the Collosi in Shadow of the Collosus?

yes, one of the endings gets close to it. the others are different.

You kill Grigori, which is basically cheering you on to do so and making it not entirely difficult... only to find that the world becomes perpetually gloomy and filled with even stronger monsters, and also triggering the opening of the Everfall, which swallows up ohhh... a good 85% of the capital. Plenty of fun loot and after game content for the player / antagonist of course, but boy do you screw the world killing that dragon...

Entire planet about to be wiped out? Everyone gets saved by some high school kids. I would like to let that sink in. Imagine how damaging to every single military body's ego that must be.

@@johnathonroberts8200 Yuna's habit of damaging people's egos is a major plot point in FFX and FFX-2 :p It's slightly less of a big deal because she's the high summoner, but only slightly.

I see another list potential here

Novaseer Technically the demons didn't invade Earth, they just ravaged Mars, but they didn't do it because the UAC was stealing Argent Energy, they did it because they were trying to prevent the humans from waking up the Doomslayer, though it was obvious they failed from the beginning of the game

i mean that would happen in tjis day in age, no one would care as long as they can record

@@dontmindme5879 sadly it's true. Even if you see a small child dying in front of you. You just record it and upload it to Facebook and say how pitiful the child is and just leave.

@@justzack641 the doomslayer staying asleep was the reason they directed Hayden and his crew during their first excursion to Hell. They didn't invade because of Doomguy OR because we were stealing their energy. No, they invaded because that is what Hell does, they invaded after pretending to be friends with humanity. Hell always planned to invade, they just needed a way to get here, and UAC provided them with tons throughout the Doom canon.

Hayden did nothing wrong

"If you surprise me, I'll set you on fire." *5 minutes later...* "If they had listened to these rules, things would have turned out a lot less on fire."

I understood that reference But no, the termite doesn't talk. It just makes a very unique and distinctive (and all too memorable) terrible screeching sound, one that would seem like that retro game struggling to produce good audio if it weren't for the fact that it is associated with a giant termite that is probably trying to roar as it destroys stuff

Its really more like a Terrasque from D&D than a termite anyway. Except it has more spikes.

It didn't talk, but if it could, it would've probably made a Cell reference from Dragon Ball Z since Akira Toriyama was the character illustrator of that game. 😁

GhengisJohn kittens? Oh no! They’re bad enough when they’re grown up. It increases their ability to pin you to whatever you are currently on, while only minimally reducing their cuteness. And we all know it’s heresy to move a cat once it’s sat down.

Heresy indeed.

"I can't come, I have a cat on me" used to be a valid excuse for not coming when called in my family.

I mean there is that one machine at Pascal's Village who wears that exact outfit

That character's name is John Paul, and his passive dismissal of his admirers is the reason the opera boss exists

@@zacharywolf5666 *Jean-Paul

Is that a game? Or am i gonna get r/wooooshed?

@@lyric7702 yes it's a game

@@lyric7702 haven’t you ever seen jacksepticeye play it

Ahh. The year 2020. How naive we were back then. I miss the good old days.

Damn, it sucks to be in those worlds in the aftermath.

God of war 3? World ends because kratos kills every god he sees even the ones who can't defend themselves *cough*hera

Dapper Horus He spared Aphrodite though, for...understandable reasons

Newell Joseph Sh*t, I've had that game for years and didn't know I could do that x'D

Actually the wasteland has seen its better days and won't recover anytime soon so blast that dump! Boston has a better Chance of recovering i say it got hit the worst of all the fallout games except i never played fallout 1 or 2 or Brotherhood tactics i just played New Vegas fallout 3 and fallout 4

Sylent-M they also eat biomass to power themselves, take controll of other machines and they can selfreplicate.

Fucking Ted Faro

They're called Xbox but they do PC and PlayStation too.

Yeah, unlike the Playstation named channel these guys are actually unaffiliated. So they get to do what ever, they went nuts over BotW

Death machines that fuel themselves by eating anything living too. So literally man-eating tanks.

Soomehow now I want a movie where that happens.

Final Fantasy X-2: Some emo asshole destroys the world with a doomsday robot whose primary weapon is a cock cannon. This happens because a trio of stupid teenagers were the ones sent to deal with the emo. The Last Of Us: Humanity loses one of it's only chances at a cure for the mutant cordyceps that is destroying it because an idiot can't see the greater good and murders the people who know how a cure is possible. Dark Souls: Gwyn tries to cheat the cycles of life and death but only succeeds in creating the undeath plague and breaking time. Transistor: Idiots who tamper with technology that allows the manipulation of reality as if it were computer data (and may be computer data depending on how you interpret the story) set loose a Process that destroys the world with the only survivor being too traumatized to try and rebuild. And the bastards destroyed her favorite flatbread joint too. Skyrim: You avert three apocalypses. Two stupid. One in the College of Winterhold questline where you have to stop a Thalmor from using the Eye of Magnus to wipe out life in an attempt for his race to ascend to godhood. The second is Dawnguard where you have to stop an idiot named Harkon from using a different Aedric artifact to completely blot out the sun. The third is stopping Alduin from fulfilling his duties as destroyer of the world, but that may only be a temporary fix.

To be fair to Skyrim, the Thalmor are trying to 'create' their ideal world, Harkon is also trying to 'create' his ideal world (one with no sun, because Vampire), and Alduin will keep being delayed as long as his dear old dad says he will. The best part? All three are basically you defending/attacking the same god: Akatosh/Auri'el, the only divine the Thalmor worship, Alduin's dad and the god of the Sun. So you're not just his son, but his cleanup guy; let's just hope the Dragonborn doesn't go Kratos, though that does sound like it'd make for a good story for the next game...

This aged nicely.

L4D2 seems oddly prescient.

Who doesn't have that as there hell? No one? Great!

In 50s, swearing like a sailor who stubbed his toe, driving dangerous, and shooting the first jerk who makes a smug comment wasn't the norm

actually,stereotypical family normal calm programming or whatever itd be called is and then kinzie's is just.... sexualization... like,all of them get special shit,gat gets his worst memory repeated,lots of shit and then just those 2

Angel Barrera Nope can't say that happens I do remember quite clearly forming a giant death goddess with two witches combine power resulting in said death goddess being over ten times larger than said final boss and punching her so hard that her soul was ejected from her body and right into the sun, and then having to destroy debris.

yeah that section where you have to stir her into the sun, if you wanted to you could have her crash into a planet.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/irWehdiVyMuymGg.html here it is, I'm not sure if the link will work but it should be in this video on 7:00

Moonwatch Lunarpick Some people already have huge egos.

It can always get bigger

gabriel ferraz that's what she said

+Tom Moore I doubt that with her mouth as full as it is. She was eating a burger, get your minds out of the gutter you filthy perverts.

Basically any decent moba .After an easy tutorial or doing normals then going rank itll crush anyones ego haha.

Shiny Happy People, right?

That's great! It starts with an earthquake, birds, and snakes and airplanes...

Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Frodo Baggins : I think he is more refering to "It's the end of the world" ^^ kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kJZ3ebWUq9ORkY0.html

gaetan Perrussel You're one of those people who don't get sarcastic humor, aren't you?

Hol' up. Last I heard it was like... the children's game Dead Body, but with actual dead bodies. Now we're throwing in the fate of humanity? ...Shit, I should really put that higher on my list of "to-play" games.

What about Lollipop Chainsaw? Although the world didn't really end but a giant Elvis Presley was about to destroy you all because some emo kid liked you first and felt rejected.

Hahaha its true though and literally an entire organisation tried to stop her, even super talented human beings with talents that far surpass humanity lose

actually it is revealed in the third game that it's a worldwide tv show that allowed for a utopian society without crime, so long as there are continual sacrifices, as everything in the show is real.

"because some psychotic highschooler wanted to spread despair" That's the normal everyday condition of humanity and actually the most likely reason our species will end.

Joke's on the haunted soda then, because my stomach already does that.

John Redican A millitary organization employing the best soldiers, scientists and engineers all the nations have to offer. The worlds last line of defence... Has to beg for an allowance like an 8 year old.

Is this what would happen if the UN was put in charge of earths defence?

Callum Donington then selling off weapons to fund them protecting everyone most likely

thegreenknight89 That strategy is 100% proven by history to for sure not bite me in the ass 20 years later. *nervous cough*

Callum Donington do it the right way 20 years later act like you did nothing 😂

I think I found a Supernatural fan. Ok it's more I hope that's why you know that.

ElementaryDrW it's been on display at the alpha centauri for a 100 years, man.

I doubt that we'd be able to convince the Vogons not to make the hyperspatial express route through our star system even if we tried. They might even demand that they read us some poetry first. *shudders*

Wish i saw this before i posted about the vogons

I can't believe no one saw it. Alpha Centauri is only 4 light away!

FRKNSPACEWIZARD!!! Brett please. No poetry.

It's well worth it, thanks to your actions and harbinger we were able to embrace perfection, be prepared for ascension and allowed him to Assume Direct Control of these forms.

And the only confirmation we got about it was a post on the forums saying 'the next cycle used the Crucible and it worked' To be honest; all the endings are stupid ends because we never actually find out if the plan works beyond the due time of the next Reaper cycle. All we get is Lumpy Space Grandpa Buzz Aldrin saying "It maybe happened that way, we're not sure"

Krzysztof Malec Also they made awesome androids because they like girls.

Oh don't forget when the spectral humans attempted a salty runback but were combated by some asshole who looked like he was wearing panties on his head.

Harhar

Yeah..that sounds right.

Pretty sure humans are still alive in Neir Replicant. Havnt finished it though

No it's actually 14 1/6

Thet Lin Htet Ellen gave the answer in decimal, rather than a fraction (21.( rather than 21 and a half), so I did the same. And, as I didn't fancy typing 6's for the rest of time, is rounded to 2 decimal places.

I noticed that too.

Yeah she probably said 21.5 because 0,5 = 1/2. So there was no reason to say 21 1/2. But in this case, 0.17 does not equal seven. So its not really the same thing

I'm really trying to wrap my head around whatever you just said and I can't makes heads or tails of it. '0.5 equals 1/2.' And somehow that gives reason to say 0.5 and definitely not 1/2? "But in this case, 0.17 does not equal seven." That's all complete nonsense to me; care to elaborate what point you're making? Of course, this is all mostly pointless drivel but I enjoy understanding people's perspectives from anywhere in the world.

Sounds like Christmas last year at my house...

Caitlin RC I'm starting to think your james (the Camera man)

Mutual destruction will never happen

Reaper Origins he is

Rhett Mcfarland Nice👍

Or wear masks.. or socially distance.. :’)

Isn't... isn't that exactly what Luke said? Am I the only one who heard the Stealth Pun?

Accent pun, more like.

From the goings on of GOW4 i think its safe to assume only GREECE was annihilated. All the other lands were pretty much protected by their gods.

And releasing the power of hope to everyone, effectively releasing humanity from the control of Zeus & company

@Dr170 1) whats wrong with power fantasies? 2) Kratos is actually more komplex than you might thing... he is freakin insane, yes, but there is actually a good reason for that.

I dunno, I actually found it kinda interesting how he was... or at least how he became like that. Not to mention that even with his rage filled insanity, there where still people he cared about... do you wanna know who I found totally uninteresting and forgettable? War From Darksiders. He kinda seems to me like what a bad version of Kratos would look like.

Stanley Johnson II lets be honest. I don't think anyone writing AC knew a single thing about science.

The reason they went for a solar flare was because NASA at the time WAS observing the potential for a possibly dangerous solar flare and they needed to make a 2012 deadline. Twisting the knife? That solar flare missed.

Kaisa Arminen It worked well for the next people who tried. For awhile at least.

I can't help but wonder if it's going to turn out in a future game that the Dwemer just got shunted forward in time for what they did.

Man in the Mists it has been stated they ended up stuck in some other relm. This is supported by the fact that when the Collage mage in Skyrim tries to recreate the event, he can be summoned back afterwards, like the Daedra of the Oblivion realms. If he would have moved in time, that could not be possible, because he would not exist in that time.

Maybe it's something they really wanted to say so they set themselves up for it?

The dragon is just taunting the old man, who was the high priest of a church.

well DUH "and yet you do not pray" is the reason "no gods have ever heard your prayers" They can not hear prayers that were never prayed... ;D

Easy sure unless you're color blind.

pick white to destroy everything and turn everyone into zombies pick blue to temporarily control the reapers until they take over your mind and then continues to destroy all advanced civilizations pick red to destory the geth and the mass relays ending in the destruction of earth and possibly humanity in the ensuing war between the surviving fleets for food and other resources from earth the only planet within reach which has already been picked clean of anything useful by the reapers and the human resistance.

I got mad and shot at the child and he just got grumpy and let the Reapers destroy everything... MY HUBRIS!!!

I just turn off the console after killing the final boss marauder shields these days

LoozyTop I did the same, except I imagined the child was the EA logo.

so_fly 2001 vault were made world wide also aliens are involved

To be far they didn't expect a nuclear war to break through

Teallen96 They do evacuate on the final night, they just don't go far enough.

To be fair, they didn't have any technology to evacuate the planet. If the Moon crashed, it would mean the death of everyone unless you escaped the planet

Jake Green Not necessarily, because it is a very small and slow moving moon. There is no way to judge how much damage it would do.

Unless you are Game Theory: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r6yAg66rm7-WmI0.htmlm40s

OriginalPiMan Lol, it's a moon

Akmal Ibrahim TBH I needed to google it myself, and I'm the guy who wrote the suggestion to begin with.

The Drakengard/Nier lore is notoriously difficult to follow even if you've played all the games (I've only played Nier and Automata but holy crap).

Flutterbutt225 Nah, it's only difficult when you over complicate things basically with each play through the true story is revealed and you should immediately start suspecting things are a miss when you bring up the fact that Caim has no way of recounting his tale so the story is being told to you by an unreliable narrator, and the more you play the more you realize what sick and twisted things actually happened, it's kind a the running gag with Yako's writing and story telling so basically Endings ABCD don't matter the true ending is E which consists of the realization of everyones darkness.

Yoko Taro is a mad genius and we don't deserve him. #protecthim

@@FromBeyondTheGrave1 I dunno... Both NieR games have you sacrifice yourself for the good of others, and the final ending of NieR Automata is quite hopeful.

Jahn Jahn And make 4 little children to be evil and owns robot.

To add salt to wound. In the anime, it was noted that all the despair was nothing more than meme culture. Yay!

So that's why the birds are like that? ...man, what has science done xD

Isaac Shinder IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW

is...is that what actually happens?

Isaac Shinder That's the fucking story? That's why It's like that? 😂😂😂 And that human girl casually is ok with dating fucking birds?

It seemed Like a good idea at the time.

HZD = humans getting lazy about fighting each other leads to everyone dying. good job Ted

I was thinking the same thing.

I believe it's because the game cuts out BEFORE the Earth gets teabagged, Making the deaths off-screen, and therefore it might not count. The Brother Moons did look awesome, though.

There's a reason *FUCK TED FARO* is the unofficial callsign of all fans of the game :D

GunlessSnake pretty sure there is another reason that involves the apollo sub junction of gaia

Matthew Schwebes not really dumb when real humanity seems to be going the same way and faro was not excepting the glitch to happen.

samuraiwarrior87 eh yeah selfreplicating autonomous war machines that feed on fucking biomass? WHAT COULD POSIBLY GO WRONG?

Matthew Schwebes That's exactly what I thought, like seriously you made giant Scorpion bots that actually eat flesh, idk what you thought was gonna happen

I've always wondering if a self-replicating robot swarm would try to find a hobby first or if the first thing they decide upon gaining sentience is, "Hey, baby. Wanna destroy all humans?" The "baby" in that comment being the rest of the Swarm, which we're now forced to capitalize because self-replicating robot Swarms have massive egos, apparently. *yelling to... something... behind him* Yeah, I capitalized it! Jeez... No, sorry, My Overlords, I didn't mean anything by it. I'm just hungry. You now how we humans get. All hangry an' whatnot. Oh. Thanks for the Snickers... again... ~sigh~

Star Wars Deadly Alliance is another reason I do not trust robots.

Yeahhh ... the whole writing of it, as awesome of a game as it is, is just soooo stupid. xD They somehow manage to defeat global warming but aren't able to expand into space and instead create self-replicating swarms and automate everything? Natural selection ahoy.

I was thinking Persona 5 where everyone is mind controlled by a magical chalice

No. P3 has you stopping the giant moon, death deity and p5 isnt an apocalypse. If you want something similar from persona, then p2 kinda has something. Its pretty horrifying. The main baddy literally destroys the world in an explosion/ tsunami

The fun part of the same purchase for me was probably skimming through all the positive reviews, some of which include lines like 'btw, Ellen from OXtra showed me this', which is kinda nice)

Agreed, they gave it the publicity it probably deserves

I did as well! thanks ellen c:

Dragon Wheelz A wonderful game indeed.

Did that idiot with the panties on his face doom our race? Goddamnit! This is worse than when humanity was devastated because Kratos had an insatiable murder boner.