Nope, he just needs to keep Mario away and distracted while he gets it on with Peach.

Peach doesn't care about either of them, she's far too in love with Toad. If she could just figure out which one.

As a zoo educator, this is a correct and accurate statement

As someone with a sister who's spent many, many hours making play cubes for the primate section, I too can confirm.

I read this comment and the replies and almost snorted my beverage out through my nose laughing XD

Jin should consider himself lucky his father didn't raise him. Erm...not that Heihachi was any better 😂 Also, didn't Tekken 7 (*snort* I originally wrote FF7...been playing too much of that series lately) pretty much retcon the reason Kazuya was thrown off a cliff to being that Heihachi knew he was part devil and was trying to kill him specifically for that reason? There's a piece of me that sort of appreciated the more human side of Heihachi being shown, but also...I like his whole M.O. just being that he's a cold businessman and a lousy father and all weaklings are worth less than the dirt on the bottom of his shoes 😂. He doesn't need to be deep or tragic. Especially since his demonic wife was the ABSOLUTE worst thing to fight against in 7 😣. I swear she was so damn unfair, lol.

Plus his speech announcing the tournament was kinda douchey. What’s that guy with obvious supernatural powers? YOU don’t need to use guns and weapons to fight? Well whoopdee flipping doo for you. Forgive us mere mortals for not being anime protagonists.😂

Shhhh Jane has spent hours developing that suit.

I knew it!

reminds me of some game, where it's possible to find a secret room, where it looks like a DOG was controlling everything...

Hah! Shows what you know. One of those cats is three gerbils in a cat suit!

Can I do the boss fight immersive sim style? I'd rather talk with him about his favorite games

I have a vague memory of seeing him actually use a portal at some point in HL1.

In G-Man's defense, we have no idea what his ultimate goal is. Maybe he's the host of an interdimensional prank show, in which he warps around totally messing with this one random nerd. It may be a bit of an out-there concept, but interdimensional prank show enthusiasts eat that kind of thing up.

@@Frezak276 You have to step to the side to see it, but he does indeed walk into one of the Lambda Complex's teleport balls.

@@khamjaninja. So kinda like Q from Star Trek TNG?

@@khamjaninja. Half Life Alyx has him talk more about what he does. If you believe him, he's all about nudging things along for the desired outcome of his employers. Whatever they are. So he probably wasn't expecting anyone specific to survive the Black Mesa incident. But he made sure to pay attention to the few who looked promising, then grabbed them once he was sure they would be useful.

So much this. Riddler explicitly did NOT do so.

How do you know?

@@marhawkman303 I mean, he would have at least needed to make sure nothing else was built there right? Considering the Riddler is likely launching attacks on Gotham every few months or so, every time I encounter his challenges in an Arkham game, I find myself screaming "Where did he find the TIME?! How did he import all this steel with no one seeing ANYTHING?!

@@devinkerr5474 Gotham's design is weird... it's shown having entire BLOCKS of dilapidated buildings that have criminals working out of them because they're abandoned by their owners. Yeah.... it's just.... lol wut design.

@@marhawkman303so half of Gotham are just squatters?

Buttstallion says hello.

To be fair, he doesn't put that much effort into his trolling, or even his killing, until later in the game. He mostly just sits in a chair, eating pretzels, buying stuff, and talking **** at you.

Handsome Jack was my first thought as well.

@@alexandersmit4256 And he cant even be bothered to get himself "good" pretzels lol .

​@@shadowkhan422 or cant afford them. You know how much a solid diamond horse costs? Butt stallion used all his pretzel money

Yep. They really thought they had something with that goddamn car and by god you were NOT going to avoid it.

@@Merlewhitefire And the worst part is, the car itself is actually fairly good. If it had been something you needed once or twice where it made sense but otherwise could leave or take as you wanted it would have been great.

@@DanStaal Maybe use it for car-chase scenes perhaps? Like the comics... and animated series.... Let's face it... a car chase to catch a guy armed with a rocket launcher sounds like a task worthy of the Batman. As for Riddler... it's apparently that he made an army of construction robots do all the building... and did it without most people even noticing... somehow. that's the real thing.. NO ONE knows they're here????

ok bu also racing fun

@@marhawkman303 There's a whole *_arcade game_* for that.

You thought it was Barry, but actually, it was I, Dio!

He did go way too far lmao

It was me Barry, I'm the one who posted the moai emoji

"I spit on your toothbrush your entire life!"

@@lakeofrot4198 If this aint a real quote from him it needs to be lol

... Mileage?

@@catsnorkel Yep, tampered with the speedometer. Probably stripped out her catalytic converter, too.

Assuming you trust the novelization (which covers Rapture's founding and early years), he didn't even take the entrance exam. He basically worked his way in from outside by being a dealer in contraband - and fish at a time when nothing had gone really bad yet but a lot of the basic social and economic flaws in Rapture had become clear. (Along with the mechanical; most of the residents were a labour force who shouldn't have still been there except because nobody had tried it before the manpower required to keep a massive underwater habitat habitable had been drastically underestimated.) What happened was that people were having second thoughts about totally and permanently cutting off a connection to the rest of the world. Ryan didn't like what Fontaine represented, he didn't like that Fontaine was proving more successful at playing a game Ryan had created with the assumption he was after all its supreme player, and by the time he consciously figured out that Fontaine actually wanted Rapture to be destroyed before he left to find new suckers it was too late.

My in-universe explanation is that they are love rivals trying to win over Peach, and are able to get along outside of that. Also, they know everyone is there to have a fun time during the party/athletic/go-kart spinoffs and that bringing in that rivalry beyond some mild competition would spoil the mood (and Toadsworth/Lakitu might have booted them from more than a few games when they've gotten too heated).

Recapping Xehanort's plan would take multiple times the length of this video...and then there'd be no time for the other 6 games in their list.

Nil Blighty.

Considering all the Legend of Zelda theories out there, I have nothing but respect for his determination to not let nerds take these things too far.

You know, Bethesda really kind of dropped the ball with the plot of Fallout 4 because they didn’t make Shaun’s intentions clear enough for most players to fully grasp. You see, what Shaun actually expected to happen was a bit different than things actually turned out. He created the Synth child version of himself and sent him to live with Kellogg in Diamond City then released the parent from cryostasis in hopes that the parent would start looking for her (I’m just going to say say “her” because I played as Nora) baby despite the wasteland dangers. Shaun deliberately placed Kellog and child Shaun in Diamond City because it was almost guaranteed that his mother would go to the biggest settlement in the Commonwealth in the search for her son, who she would find with Kellogg. That was the intended plan. He wanted to trick Nora into thinking only ten years had passed and Kellog was the actual kidnapper. If things had gone to plan she would have eliminated Kellogg, believing that she had just rescued her son, not knowing that he was just a child Synth. Shaun wanted to see if she would love a Synth child and get to see a glimpse of the kind of life he might have had if the Institute hadn’t taken him. The rest of the game wasn’t meant to happen. But then Virgil enacted his own sabotage of the FEV lab and escape, and this unexpected event forced Shaun to cancel or delay his plan. He had to recall the child synth and redeploy Kellogg to hunt and eliminate Virgil. Unfortunately Nora was already free from cryostasis and roaming the Commonwealth. No doubt Shaun would have preferred to just keep her waiting in her search until Kellogg eliminated Virgil and then the plot could be reset. Of course he didn’t account for her using Dogmeat and Nick to track Kellogg down and end him in Fort Hagen. Nor could Shaun have predicted that they would use Nick and Kellogg’s implant to get information from Kellogg’s cybernetic implant or actually find Virgil out in the Glowing Sea. Ultimately though, eventually it must’ve become clear that Nora was actually going to succeed in actually getting into the Institute. I’m not sure how and when he realised this as it’s never made clear but I suspect that it probably happened around the time she got the Courser chip and decoded it thanks to the Railroad. It’s mentioned later on that the Institute knew that she had been in contact with the Railroad. Regardless of the how, Shaun had a choice to either block her progress (perhaps by preventing the hihacking of the teleporter) or allow her to build and use it. Obviously he chose the latter and began preparing everyone for her imminent arrival. Evidently the strength and skill she used to get to the Institute was enough for him to consider her worthy of recruiting. But yeah, that wasn’t the first plan. She was never meant to find the Institute although I wonder what he expected to happen in a few years when it became obvious that the child Synth wasn’t growing and maturing into a teenager. It’s still a dick move to still insist on experimenting on her by initially tricking her into believing that the child Synth was real before deactivating him and introducing himself. I can’t help but wonder what would have happened if the child Synth had accepted her instead of panicking. Admittedly it was a combination of factors that led to my decision to side with the Minutemen but the sheer cruelty of that trick with the child Synth was definitely among them. And don’t feel bad that you didn’t work this out yourself. I played through Fallout 4 fully four times before I finally managed to put the pieces together to figure it out.

@@mikoto7693 While I will admit I simplified/summarised what happened for ease of reading and also bc i couldnt be bothered writing half an essay worth, you do realise that pretty much all of what you just wrote affirms my comment that shaun should be included if they ever do a commenter edition of this video?

How great the Institute is** Fixed that for you.

@@dummy_vicc2976 Oh of course he does and I hope he’s mentioned in a follow up video. Even with his *intended* plan, Shaun went out of his way to mess with his parent. Releasing her instead of just leaving her in stasis until Vault 101 failed just so he could enact a fancy set of related experiments definitely counts. The insane amount of time and resources to create a useless Synth child vanity project alone is kinda nuts, especially considering the staff who created him strongly disagreed about the creation of a child Synth that will never grow up. I had to headcanon that after a few years, Claire (my sole survivor) repeated the Curie trick to transfer his mind to an adult Synth body so he could finally develop and achieve adult consciousness and capability.

❤🎉 bioshock is a great game ! I can’t believe it is 17 plus years old it came out in 2007 I am pumped for the 4th game

ALso the entire reason for the convoluted plan was that he was quite aware that if he just went for Ryan directly Ryan would set the self destruct and blow the whole thing up. he needed someone with Ryan's DNA in them to turn it off after Ryan was dead.

Yeah... where is Eggman getting all this money and resources from? The sheer scale of some of the things he's doing is amazing and downright impossible, even for the crazy stuff that happens in the sonic universe.

Sure, that's all well and good, except for the part where said MO has nothing to do with shoehorned racing games, which are about as akin to riddles as the directions on a packet of instant hot cocoa.

Maybe he's just terrible at driving so he thinks for everyone else it's the ultimate challenge. If he's driven around where I live he probably had is suspicions confirmed.

​@@MerlewhitefireVehicular puzzles are riddlific

I dunno, I honestly find it impressive that the Riddler planned and built multiple enormous complicated clockwork underground racetracks, and yet was never caught. That requires a huge amount of planning and coordination - even if you're not a notorious wanted criminal who's being actively sought by the police and the World's Greatest Detective/Richest Man. That's the Riddler's true genius: Organizational logistics. This man should be helping repair America's aging infrastructure, not asking dumb riddles to a bat fetishist.

@@stuartmorley6894 Riddler just loves to annoy Batman. The best Riddler story in comics was when Riddler decided to PROVE he was a better detective than Batman by solving cases Batman had failed to solve. Yeah, he HELPED the police solve crimes to prove he was smarter than Batman.

... that makes so much sense. Even more when you remember the whole "Koopa" is derived from Kappa thing. So it is basically a Youkai and Human vying for the blessings of the local goddess.

@@Zinlain Less vying for her blessing and more keeping her calm so she stays a benevolent goddess. In japanese myth, the difference between 'god' and 'demon' is simply how you act and are honored. There is a few examples of what would be considered a evil Yokai becoming a god simply because people started worshiping them and showing them respect.

You're making a solid point actually

Orin is the epitome of “trying too hard”

So much of the villains' plans in BG3 would have succeeded if Orin had literally done nothing. If she hadn't backstabbed Durge to take his place, if she hadn't pissed off Gortash, if she hadn't played 20 different mind games on the party to lure them to exactly where they need to be to fight her and take her stone. If she had just shut up and stayed in her throne the Absolute's plan would have pulled off with nobody capable of stopping them.

Strong agree

Especially when you aren't playing Durge! She doesn't seem to know (or at least care) that you have the prism. Why are you so obsessed with me I don't even know you

@@valerie3677 : Regina George voice: "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

Best answer.

I've seen comics about that, they're . . . almost shockingly wholesome. Though the best was one where the whole idea was that he was just lonely and kidnapped Peach because it meant that he'd finally have a visitor swing by his castle.

​@@persephoneunderground845Or Bowser is actually protecting Peach from a mad renegade mustached man and this whole time you lot have been playing the game in reverse. Instead of chasing Peach to save her, she's been running away from Mario. Let that thought sink in! Sink in! Like sliding down a pipe...

exactly! if we get the wrong milk, we'll open a portal to hell! if we get the right milk, we'll open a different portal to hell! we need to know what kind of portal to hell we'll be opening! details oxtra, details!

FOOLS! Who said it was cow milk at all? Goat milk? Goat-skim milk? Dare I say... Almond Milk?!

@@mentalshatter considering this direct quote from Jane upon tasting almond milk “this is worse then death” i doubt its almond milk

2% reduced fat milk

Would you kindly get some whole milk?

Yep I know what u mean it came out in 2007 ! That seems like a life time ago lol

It honestly looks like it came out even earlier than that. Late ps1 era kind of graphics having ass game.

@@MrShukaku1991 I hear ya

⁠​⁠@@SimuLordpretty confident Sims 4 didn’t come out in 2004, it’d be its tenth anniversary, not twentieth.

For some people, it is!

It's almost as if the developers were trying to tell us something while coming across as entertainment. Rothschild 25 Point Plan, 1773 1. Use violence and terrorism rather than academic discussions. 2. Preach “Liberalism” to usurp political power. 3. Initiate class warfare. 4. Politicians must be cunning and deceptive - any moral code leaves a politician vulnerable. 5. Dismantle “existing forces of order and regulation.” Reconstruct all existing institutions.” 6. *Remain invisible until the very moment when it has gained such strength that no cunning or force can undermine it.* 7. *Use Mob Psychology to control the masses.* “Without absolute despotism one cannot rule efficiently.” 8. *Advocate the use of alcoholic liquors, drugs, moral corruption and all forms of vice, used systematically by “agenteurs” to corrupt the youth.* 9. *Seize properties by any means to secure submission and sovereignty.* 10. *Foment wars and control the peace conferences so that neither of the combatants gains territory placing them further in debt and therefore into our power.* 11. *Choose candidates for public office who will be “servile and obedient to our commands, so they may be readily used as pawns in our game.”* 12. *Use the Press for propaganda to control all outlets of public information, while remaining in the shadows, clear of blame.* 13. *Make the masses believe they had been the prey of criminals. Then restore order to appear as the saviors.* 14. Create financial panics. Use hunger to control to subjugate the masses. 15. Infiltrate Freemasonry to take advantage of the Grand Orient Lodges to cloak the true nature of their work in philanthropy. *Spread their atheistic-materialistic ideology amongst the "Goyim" (gentiles).* 16. When the hour strikes for our sovereign lord of the entire World to be crowned, their influence will banish everything that might stand in his way. 17. *Use systematic deception, high-sounding phrases and popular slogans. “The opposite of what has been promised can always be done afterwards... That is of no consequence.”* 18. A Reign of Terror is the most economical way to bring about speedy subjection. 19. *Masquerade as political, financial and economic advisers to carry out our mandates with Diplomacy and without fear of exposing “the secret power behind national and international affairs.”* 20. *Ultimate world government is the goal. It will be necessary to establish huge monopolies, so even the largest fortunes of the Goyim will depend on us to such an extent that they will go to the bottom together with the credit of their governments on the day after the great political smash.”* 21. Use economic warfare. Rob the "Goyim" of their landed properties and industries with a combination of high taxes and unfair competition. 22. “Make the 'Goyim' destroy each other so there will only be the proletariat left in the world, with a few millionaires devoted to our cause, and sufficient police and soldiers to protect our interest.” 23. Call it The New Order. Appoint a Dictator. 24. Fool, bemuse and corrupt the younger members of society by teaching them theories and principles we know to be false. 25 Twist national and international laws into a contradiction which first masks the law and afterwards hides it altogether. Substitute arbitration for law."

I don't think Handsome Jack counts since he doesn't really see the previous cast as a threat. Yeah, he wants them dead and does try to kill them, but they're a secondary objective to him after the Warrior

"if you want me, John battm'un to save you and throw a crime diddler into a room with bars, put a light in a cloud...no don't poke him roburn"

I always thought his first name was Theb?

@@WVLFRVNfun fact it’s actually Thebe

@@WVLFRVNThey’re identical twins, Ben and Theb Atman

Yeah. Just get some therapy Vergil. It's better and cheaper than summoning a giant devil tree.

He even ran out of things to throw off a cliff by the end of his Smash trailer

fully read it on my second play through

yeah he isnt "running down hallways just to look at Gordon ominously" he is literally just trotting across space-time to be where he can observe Gordon. His goals are so long term, temporal Rube-Goldberg-esque that no one can figure it out. Even the Combine were scared shitless of him to the point they made a cage the size of a city-block just to hold him... and I am not entirely convinced he wasnt in that cage of his own volition...

And that's just the stuff he does to Ethan. Lucas was so bad about this he ALSO messed with Chris later.

That's kind of a fluke though, if you never watch the tape, or miss it, you would've died the same way. The trap itself is very well designed, it's just Lucas is sadistic psychopath, so he couldn't help but film his torture of Clancy.

@@themightycongueror8383 The point is that he used an extremely elaborate trap that took WAY more effort than simply dropping a bomb into the room. Then he did exactly that trying to kill you.

Yes and no. Everything prior to the crash was implanted, the crash itself was very real and caused by Jack. No idea how he got to the surface/on the plane,though. All we know is that Fontaine somehow managed to smuggle Jack out to the surface right before/at the beginning of the civil war and then back to the city right after the fighting died down a bit .

and doesnt he power his robots with cute animals? surely there are better ways to make robots but he just HAS to be extra about it.

Nah, that's the other way around for me.

“An interesting game. The only winning move is not to play.”

Best part about Ardyn is he's like the protagonist's great great great whatever Uncle.

Well it's not really that long for Ardyn. He was trapped for the majority of his hundreds of years of immortal existence inside a prison until Verstael freed him.

@@riningan I mean.. He still setup the entire events that would eventually lead up to Noctis meeting up against him. The empire attacking them, and eventually being killed off by him just for his ploy of revenge to come. It's still a lot of effort coming from those that aren't immortal

@@TheArrowofLight I guess you got a point. Though you could probably also argue that it's really Bahamut that's making a needlessly long and complicated plot. In Episode Ardyn it's revealed that he basically set up Ardyn and his brother to play roles just so it can culminate in Ardyn's plot that would make Noctis the prophesized hero. Also depending on how canonical you consider the Dawn of the Future novel that chronicles the plots of the planned remaining DLC that didn't get made it reveals that Bahamut could always control the Starscourge so he probably could've wiped it out himself whenever he wanted. He just decided to craft a story out of it for his own entertainment since apparently it turned out that Ardyn's brother Somnus and Noctis looked a lot like Bahamut under his mask. Basically they're self-insert stand-ins for him in a story of his own creation.

The only way I can understand prices, these days, is by cutting them in half. Sadly, that means it's also the only way to understand my salary.

Yup,it was actually confirmed in Bioshock Infinite:Burial At Sea pt 2 that Jack hijacked the plane after being activated by the note he was reading during the opening.

Probably cause she didn't want to hurt the kid by denying it. She saw how earnest he believed it and didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise. Not a good idea, but pretty much how she wanted to handle it.

Isn't what we're playing in Assassin's Creed the unfiltered, non-biased stuff? Before Abstergo takes it and "Templarizes" it for the masses? As a side note, the latest Assassin's Creed game I've played was Black Flag, so this might not be true anymore.

What we play aren't the games Abstergo makes. Abstergo nixed their in-universe versions of ACs 1 and 2, and produced an edited version of 3 called The Lone Eagle where Haytham Kenway is the hero.

You're basically playing versions that have been modded by the assassins to show the truth

My headcanon behind the whole Assassin-Templar thing is that they're actually two parts of the same organization. The Assassins do things that the Templars can't do (eagle vision, use alien devices, jump into haystacks while making a hawk noise, etc) - while the Templars do things the Assassins can't do (kidnap people, steal artifacts, build giant corporations, etc). They're two arms that are pitted against each other in creative tension to achieve mutual goals. Case in point - Desmond saving the Earth from the 2012 geomagnetic solar flare reversal fire apocalypse (or whatever). Which COULDN'T have happened if the Templars hadn't kidnapped Desmond and shoved him inside the Animus. Obviously, the Assassins couldn't have developed the Animus - they're too busy living on farms and defying the Man and basically being a cult of Banksy's. They needed the Templars, with their enormous multinational advanced technology megacorporation, to develop and build the Animus, and the flexible ethics to kill a bunch of Assassins and dissect their brains with it. If either the Assassins or the Templars hadn't existed, and if both sides hadn't chosen to do PRECISELY what they ended up doing, then the world would've been solar-geo-electro-magneto-apocalypsed to death. It was all a carefully choreographed dance by whoever's really in charge of both sides, to achieve a mutual goal. And that's why the Templars often do things that seem ludicrously stupid and against their own interests - and why despite the Templars' evident moronicity, the Assassins are still so tremendously ineffectual. By all rights, the Templars should've collapsed millenia before - if not because of their own dumb decisions, then because they all choked on packets of silica that are clearly marked Do Not Eat. But somehow, Abstergo rules the world, and the Assassins - who have magic powers, psychic futuresight, and alien technology - are barely struggling to survive. That makes no sense - unless they're both on the same team and don't know it.

@@khamjaninja. the problem is the brotherhood was founded in ancient egypt by bayek the protagonist of origins, and the templars were created by cane. yes cane from the bible asassin's creed is wierd what can i say

They were bigger but less efficient, less capable, and harder to use. For example sahelanthropus couldn't even be piloted by anyone bigger than a small child. Ray was built specifically to destroy Rex. And then we see Arsenal gear which was the last of the true metal gears which was a massive submersible warship powered by illuminati AI

Same here I didn’t realize it till my second on third play through that it was part of the plot I was too into the screenry to,think about it