Yup

@@workingonmyself Why is there only one reply on a 1.4K liked comment.

@@gershonrozenberg5321 this is a valid question I'm sure we'll never get the answer to

It’s because snl is basically known for crude comedy anyone that tunes in is almost “looking” for it and this is an awards show that is relatively(!) clean and formal

@@VideoNozoki Why would do that, I'm not a KZfaqr and I don't get anything from it. If you hadn't replied then I wouldn't have even known about it lol.

They always are during award shows

Yes, dry as toast, dry as white toast.

I was cracking up, like come on audience!

They’re white they were probably trying to not act uncomfortable

The jokes were

It was tamer than a Weekend Update set. If it was weekend update they would've been calling people out by name

Exactly

this was controversial? was it a slow news week?

Weekend update with cuter outfits.

This was controversial? Wow... The punchlines were more like a flick of the fingers.... I bet both of them were thinking we could do better...

Can't stop laughing when he said that 😂

Yeah he meant behave like a troubled youth in section 8 with no dad

@@needlesinmyeyes7272 I see you have zero black friends

then who typed this ?

Ulana well when you see stupid crap being said about Jesus in a disrespectful way even I will turn against it

@@ttamcc.4674 no way Jesus didn't fuck that prostitute he was always chillin' with

Both suck balls

TTAMC C. You think they were disrespecting Jesus in that joke? Are you stupid?

TTAMC C. Ah yes, even you says the man with an American flag as they’re banner. It’s not even you, it’s just people like you

Lol

😂😂😂

It’s good to put down the crack pipe every once in a while. Let the few neurons you have left a chance to rest a little.

U prove "dying is easy but comedy is hard"

@@LordIstar Sounds like you speaking from experience. I'll take your word for it. Good luck with your addiction.

"wasn't that bad?!" it was amazing.

I would say it is bad. Badly written. The gentlemen have told better jokes than these. I like the Filipino nurse one... But the others could probably been better....

He's not that much shorter than Michael?? 1-2 inches maybe??

@@chelseab115 yeah but they look the same height/build on snl

Audrey Hiller and Collin just looks larger in general. He looks like a skinny guy here

2 inches?? Think they're both tall.

Makes you wonder right? Im looking at you Gray's Anatomy!

and this was before the Wuhan Virus!

@@domingoangelolopez1166 -- No such thing. I'm guessing you mean COVID-19.

😂 couldn't agree more!!

@No middle Ground 🙃 To Marielle's comment

I watch them

@@thehistoricalgamer1960 well that just means you don't exist

@@kingkered01 oh, man I really thought I exist

It’s Roots with a bonnet.

@Catnip - I feel like in the right context, theres a difference between dark humor and racism. But thats just my views

@Catnip - plus, those jokes are pretty much reserved for Che to use anyways

as a white person, i think they are funny af

LOVE this comment!

Racist

You have to be an SNL fan to understand their jokes.

@@Emy53 huh? at what point do they reference SNL?

@@Emy53 what does that mean? A joke is a joke.

I love the duo! It's what you call smart comedy.

People will get offended by literally anything

I agree! Salute as they are all over the world - the latest to thank them is Iceland.

Could you explain what that meant?

@@dreamingofclare a significant No. Of nurses in the US main Cities and in UK are from The Philippines or Philippine Descend.....

Michael Che is spot on with the Filipino Nurse hehe

@@dreamingofclare I'm an ER fan, and in all their seasons, NOT once did they have a Filipino nurse in the cast, not even an extra! The show is based in Chicago where Filipino nurses abound. Minus points for authenticity

oh yeah I noticed that too, maybe it's because they're used to doing the weekend update while sitting at a desk?

Totally. They write and tell jokes for a living. Let the skill set match the task.

Wish I could like this comment more than once. I really enjoyed their opening monologue!!

Right! That is a slap to the producers. They’re so oblivious to realize that US healthcare heavily relies on Filipinx nurses.

I mean, yea... They're Jost and Che. What did you expect? That's their whole gimmick rn. Of course, they're gonna do their stand-up like from the show. They're on NBC. Surprise, Surprise. :/

Except weekend update usually has a few laughs.

nikkos34 But that was hardly like Weekend Update at all.

OMGWTFLOL I They seemed pretty nervous. This was a big deal for them.

Which is exactly what I wanted to see. Can't get enough of those two.

Hollywood is so irrelevant that everyone can't stop talking about them today. 🍿

Ikr

@@blt4life112 who's talking about hollywood?

This is why you are here and this video is #4 trending

Bri Brizia KZfaq hand picks the trending videos😂😂😂😂you actually think people wanted to see this haha

More like piss yellow clowns

True

John Laodicean No, the jokes were funny, but they certainly hit all of the wrong notes for this crowd and event.

John Laodicean Would you tell the funniest joke you know at a funeral? Probably not. The joke is still funny, it just might not be the proper place for others to be hearing the joke.

At this point I think snl is more prestigious than the fucking lame ass emmys

The Fidget Spinner Movie You're kidding, right? Americans are tired of hearing about politics. Especially when it's coming from Hollywood shills who are awarding other Hollywood shills.

Then stop comment you idiot! Hahaha

Trending isn’t really trending, it’s just a handpicked list of libtard crap 💩

Motörhead until it’s Cuntservicrap then it’s all of a sudden it’s “KZfaq is finally trending what I like so I agree they’re credible again” get the fuck outta here!

youtube never puts conservative stuff on trending, and even if they did i still wouldn't give a shit, youtube is still run by liberals that oppose freedom of speech

Venombot The Amazing Degenerate Haha that’s not what y’all were saying when Fox News and Alex Jones were trending a few weeks back! And you can stop stereotyping people with “liberal” because it’s not an insult to like freedom. This is America not Iran. I bet that’s what you do with certain people and their race, make blanket statements and stereotypes about them but please! Keep telling us how y’all ain’t racist lol

Ikr!? The 15 miles one in particular, imo, was great

You mean you don’t care to watch a bunch of extremely wealthy celebrities patting themselves on the back while grandstanding? Whodathunkit.

Rick and Morty is the only newsworthy part of this year imo

Yeah, it was extremely boring.

Enough to comment on it, apparently.

Amen sister, preach!

They're sorest losers I've ever seen

Keep watching!

Yea

@JCRivera98 you're a funny bitch. Tho it doesn't seem to be intentional. Which is all the more funny. Bitch.

Right? She was like a proud older sister it was so great.

It was awful

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I feel like you're holding back.

Haha your question to this is much funnier 😃

i do

Alex Clayman well aren't you just special?

same even they admit it

Not reallly since millions still watch it.

@@alexclayman7578 shows that weren't even nominated get more viewers in the 60 minutes than the Emmys did in 3 hours.

Miscellaneous Stuff monologues is speech perf. by one person

Ruben Garcia it was ok’ no different from other Emmies

I see you everywhere.

But you see if they had only a white person up there giving the monologue, they would be called racist. So they had to balance it out

Terrible

This one cut deep because I drive a 2002 Honda Oddessey

its ok cause i have a 2000 honda oddessey

😂😂

Whereas your joke is the Rolls Royce of jokes.

Lol 😂

Huh i thought it was last week

arain764niara You're probably right.🤔

No! It's the algorithm! Derp

@Ultimate musical what?

David Alcaraz OR "TYRAANT TUBES FORCED PROGRAMMING"

KZfaq 'Staff Picks' I call it... you know, like the Staff Picks section at the video rental stores? (Sorry young millennials, video rental stores are a fun lost vestige you'll probably never experience)

I mean, you clicked the video... There's a reason it's trending

Agreed

Cory Wesley these guys work for snl so I guess they consider them “comedians”. I agree though, they should get real comedians on instead of this garbage

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I think these guys are supposed to be comedians.

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Matthew Shortle , who's Amy schumer?

@@trueboss9265 You're better off not knowing.

MAH VAGINER

Thanks fam. 😂didn't watch

Your comment was better that both of those.

SNL hosts

Unfunny men

"Comedians"

hollywood puppets

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Chedrick Griffin, The Jesus/white republican joke was just offensive and unnecessary

I agree!!!!

REAL NEWS thank you. That joke wasn’t funny.

REAL NEWS are you a Christian republican?

+the so the video has many views and they can monetize on it.... fuckin idiots....

Only reason I watched it

NOTHING BURGER - Honestly we should be thanking the Emmy's for a red pill of this magnitude.

The Weird KZfaqr NAH ITS BECAUSE INCEST PEDOPHILE GLOBALIST BET LIBERAL SCUFFING AT THE MOUTH TYRAANT TUBE WANTS U TO WATCH IT AN BE PROGRAMMED BY THERE FUCKIN DISGUSTING BULLSHIT .

The Weird KZfaqr That's why.

I noticed that too lol. Wtf. Never seen that before

And you got 11 likes

Thanos.

3 months later and it still is.......#hmmmm

Thanos, is that you!?

Messiah Gray exactly

Thanks man need more like u

Yep. I knew this was coming. The typical "why isn't show like The Jeffersons or Good Times or Family Matters?"

Anyone else noticing these autistic cunts saying how much time they’ve been on KZfaq ?

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What even is this comment section?

Cynthia Green I know right😂 where are these even coming from?

See a doctor then.

Should have gotten the Smoothers Brothers... these have muted chemistry...

Shit was hilarious

ow, your comment is hard to comprehend.....

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Ricky killed it. Literally, irreplaceable.

yeah the industry which the world envies and admires you for the most is becoming "irrelevant" ... yay?^^

because people are watching it on KZfaq/internet not because its lame. Republicans are so stupid and ignorant, I blame their parents.

admorris11 yet movies still earn over billions and billions of dollars at the box office. Doesn’t sound irrelevant to me.

Fuck that squinty-eyed prick Jimmy kimmel!

Boo hoo white person

they talked about the fact that white nationalist were the only one defending rosanne (fact) nothing rasict about that. they talked about the fact that trump cant admit that nazi's aren't bad, they talked about how white make superfluous police calls on black people, they talked about how the hollywood has so many sexual assualts cases, and how a black guy would not enjoy being in a all white bar. Nothing rasicts here. Street Wise Hercules, the reason race and politics is involved in everything is because trump made that the new thing. he so comedic about things that are serious, so people think it would be a good idea to use that for comedy. Lisa Weaver, funny that your obviously a trumper who tries to ignore that the far right is very rasict.

Lisa Weaver See we need more people like you in the world. I don’t get why black people can get away bashing whites, but if it’s the other way around it’d be over the news for over a week. These shitty so called “jokes” they said were unnecessary, as this is a award show where we all appreciate each other’s talents and skill.

benblexbenblex Boo hoo black people getting shot by cops

david the victim mentality, dont blame your failed life on whitey soy boy.

Almost sad seeing these sycophants eat eachother.

It's not.

Idk

Incessant jabs towards issues that will be dated in the blink of an eye-- to these gits, that's comedy.

Holy fuck almost 200 likes sorry it was thAt painful damn

There were only like 3 or 4 good jokes and I like weekend update. I guess if you’re really into snl, you’d like it

No need to feel bad. #WalkAway

They call Me RAIN white people are dope

Poor baby

You should only feel bad if you're a bad person. Feeling bad because of your skin colour is fucking pathetic.

You should lol.

Yasss came here just for this comment🙈🙌

No

Trump's are worse.

Ive read all of your replies in these comments, youre either purposefully being as unfunny as possible or you have a disorder. holy fuck

Hunter Pope Bernie Sanders is a woman who lies under oath? Also, Trump has lied far more times and enjoys bragging about harassing women.

The Supreme You jealous?

Weak.

@@davidhutchinson7888 Huh. That hit a nerve there, buddy?

@@ejslax do I seem really upset? I just said weak. Feeling bad about something that can't be changed about yourself is useless. I've never treated anyone bad based on race, therefore I don't feel bad about myself. Come back with something stronger buddy.

Why would you feel bad about your race

What if I don't feel bad about being white?

Weekend Update on SNL is usually the best part of the show

@@JusNoBS420 Yes agreed! I don't always remember to watch the entire show live when it aires but I always watch Weekend Update on youtube.

Hey do you know the name of the actress in 2: 02?

Ultimate musical, The real question is, who’s gonna clean all that cum up?....

Like when your girlfriend asks "Daddy, can you pass the salt" and you and her Dad reach for it at the same time.

It sucked

Globalklaus It always is, people just trying to enjoy a award show and out of fucking nowhere politics and race comes out...

@@kyrieirving2436 who the fuck actually enjoys an award show? The people in the audience basically have to be there because Hollywood. If you watch award shows on tv for enjoyment AND also don't like the comedy, I feel supremely sorry for you and your sense of entertainment.

LOL good one

MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WERE COWARDS IN REGARD TO STANDING BEHIND BILL COSBY WHEN THEY KNEW THAT HE WAS BEING LYNCHED BY THE COURT OF HOLLYWOOD / FAUX MEDIA ; 95% OF NEWS IS FAUX, LEAVING ONLY NEAR 5% THAT TELLS YOU THE TRUTH. YOU SHOULD SPEAK UP NOW AND DEMAND THAT COSBY'S CONVICTION BE OVERTURNED . THIS ,BELOW , REVEALS ALOT . COSBY STATES HERE THAT HE ONLY FILLED PRESCRIPTIONS FOR QUAALUDES IN THE 1970's; AND ,IT WAS AT LEAST 25 YEARS LATER THAT CONSTAND CLAIMS HE GAVE HER QUAALUDES; THIS WOULD BE IMMPOSSIBLE . THE JURORS THAT HAVE SPOKEN TO THE MEDIA( EXCEPT FOR ONE) SAY RIDICULOUS THINGS THAT ,HAD THEY STUDIED THE DEPOSITION/DEPOSITIONS, THEY WOULD HAVE THE PROOF TO FIND HIM NOT GUILTY. THE ONE JUROR I JUST MENTIONED WAS A JUROR DURING THE FIRST TRIAL ,WHERE A HUNG JURY WAS THE OUTCOME. HE IS AN ELDERLY MAN, AND WHEN YOU HEAR HIM TALK YOU CAN TELL THAT HE WAS VERY WISE. HE SAID THAT COSBY WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT GUILTY. COSBY ALSO SAYS IN SAID DOCUMENT THAT HE NEVER GAVE QUAALUDES TO ANYONE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.THIS PROSECUTION IS NOTHING SHORT OF A MODERN DAY LYNCHING. HERE IS JUST A LITTLE OF THE INFO. REGARDING; THE "COSBY DEPOSITION". CONSTAND VS COSBY , NO. O5-CV-100, MONTGOMERY CO., PA., (U.S.A.) EXCERPTS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2. QUESTIONS RELATED TO QUAALUDES AFTER THE DEFENDANT TESTIFIED THAT HE OBTAINED SEVEN PRESCRIPTIONS FOR QUAALUDES,( 1970's) THE FOLLOWING TESTIMONY WAS ELICITED : Q.(TROIANI ,PLAINTIFF) YOU GAVE THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE ? A. YES. Q. YOU GAVE THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE , KNOWING IT WAS ILLEGAL ? (O'CONNER,DEFENSE ) IF IT WAS ILLEGAL THE COURTS WILL DETERMINE THAT. (TROIANI) Q. DID YOU GET ANOTHER PRESCRIPTION FOR QUAALUDES FROM ANOTHER DOCTER ,AFTER THAT TIME ? (O'CONNER) THIS IS THE 1970's ? A. (COSBY) NO. (TROIANI) WHO ARE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU GAVE THE QUAALUDES TO ? (REFORMULATED QUESTION BY TROIANI ) Q. WHEN YOU GOT THE QUAALUDES, WAS IT IN YOUR MIND, THAT YOU WERE GOING TO USE THESE QUAALUDES FOR YOUNG WOMEN, THAT YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ? A.( COSBY) YES . Q. ( TROIANI) DID YOU GIVE ANY OF THESE YOUNG WOMEN, THE QUAALUDES, WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE ? A. (COSBY) I MISUNDERSTOOD , WOMAN, MEANING THERESE SERIGNESE . AND NOT , WOMEN. ( PLURAL) . (TROIANI) Q. SIR, I WANT TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT IN THE WORLD TO SAY, NO , YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING ME. .A. (COSBY) I JUST DID. . Q. (TROIANI) ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU NEVER GAVE THE QUAALUDES TO ANY OTHER FEMALE ,BUT, THERESE SERIGNESE ? (REFORMULATED QUESTION)Q. (TROIANI) EARLIER I, BELIEVE, YOU TESTIFIED THAT YOU HAD GIVEN THE QUAALUDES TO OTHER WOMEN ,IS THAT CORRECT? (REFORMULATED QUESTION ) Q. (TROIANI) WOULD YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT IF YOU GOT SEVEN PRESCRIPTIONS FOR QUAALUDES, YOU COULD KEEP THOSE QUAALUDES FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS ? A. (COSBY) YES . Q.( TROIANI) AND DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG AFTER YOU STOPPED GETTING THE PRESCRIPTION , YOU STILL HAD THE QUAALUDES IN YOUR POCCESSION? (REFORMULATED QUESTION) Q. (TROIANI) DID YOU GET QUAALUDES AFTER THE 1970's ? A. (COSBY-DEFENSE) YOU ASKED HIM THAT, AND HE SAID , NO. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THE ABOVE IS JUST A SMALL AMOUNT OF THE INFO. THAT THE PUBLIC ISN'T TOLD BY THE FAKE MASS MEDIA/HOLLYWOOD . AND THERE IS THE CONSTAND DEPOSITION ( ACCUSER) , IT ALONE PROVES , IN MANY THOUSANDS OF WORDS OUT OF THE MOUTH OF THIS GOLDIGGER, THAT SHE LIED BIG TIME

The white guy is terrible at reading jokes. The black guy only goes mmh,mmmh. Boring!

@@supermansuperman2948 you’re a fucking idiot and there is a reason no one respects you.

Wow. Come up with that all on your own? The real crime is they get paid millions to tell jokes. While here you are a comic genius going to waste. There really is no justice.