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@yocats99748 жыл бұрын
Speaking about puns. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming
@WhenNibFlies8 жыл бұрын
When the clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds!
@yocats99748 жыл бұрын
HypurrKittyGirl I don't get it
@downunder98758 жыл бұрын
+Ghostie Ghost OMG XD
@musilaurent28788 жыл бұрын
I tried to make a belt with clocks before. It was a waist of time
@yocats99748 жыл бұрын
Creepypasta Gamer I love puns
@priscilladoran95458 жыл бұрын
Why did the corn cross the road? It was being stalked
@musilaurent28788 жыл бұрын
well that was a corny joke
@priscilladoran95458 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@musilaurent28788 жыл бұрын
heh did you find this joke in a corner
@priscilladoran95458 жыл бұрын
Creepypasta Gamer From a friend
@reconnaissanceman15478 жыл бұрын
Hheeyy!!! Epic!
@MLGFoxy878 жыл бұрын
i love this guy 1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 3. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. 4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4.1 stars 5. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. 6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a Soft drink. 8. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. 9. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know. 10. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. 11. I used to be a banker but I lost interest 12. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 13. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 14. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 15. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. 16. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. 17. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. 18. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business. 19. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. 20. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 21. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 22. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 23. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy. 24. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen. 25. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box. 26. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up. 27. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 28. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 29. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. 30. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. 31. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 32. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. 33. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. 34. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. 35. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something. 36. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 37. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. 38. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 39. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland. 40. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. 41. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. 42. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down. 43. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. 44. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. 45. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. 46. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 47. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl. 48. So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world! 49. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers. 50. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. 51. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. 4.0 stars 52. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. 53. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 4.0 stars 54. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. 55. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year. 56. There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows. 57. When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder. 58. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane. 59. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve. 60. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word. 61. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. 62. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor. 63. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.. 64. Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached. 65. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me. 66. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 67. I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line. 68. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas. 69. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'. 70. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. 71. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning! 72. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. 73. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever. 74. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one. 75. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. 76. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition 77. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. 78. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. 79. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 80. How do they figure out the price of hammers? Per pound. 81. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels. 82. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat. 83. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it. 84. I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate. 3.9 stars 85. My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. 86. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? 87. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out. 88. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine. 89. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out. 90. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal. 91. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted. 92. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. 93. My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me, or at least sew it seams94. I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy. 94. I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy. 95. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies. 96. I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted. 97. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it didn't have an ending! 98. If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable? 99. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box. 100. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me. 101. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off. 102. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool 103. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 104. I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway. 105. What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns. This has been the small sheet of puns… seems in-pun-sible to find these..
@MLGFoxy878 жыл бұрын
+MLG Foxy 87 lel
@carefreesloth8 жыл бұрын
+MLG Foxy 87 lol I actually read them all. they were very pun-ny
hoping that you guys should CHILL so stay FROSTY what do you call a rushing german ICE cream truck I guess he blizzard its way through
@nothinmulch9 жыл бұрын
What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs.
@FireBlast55559 жыл бұрын
Why did the guy trade his rare pennies for normal pennies? He had no Common Cents
@justaguywholikesanime95558 жыл бұрын
I thought I read penis
@justinmanangan99688 жыл бұрын
+Fire Blast Why did the coach go to the bank? He wanted his QUARTERback!
@lesliethwing22148 жыл бұрын
+Just a guy who likes anime so did i lol
@youretheproblem53213 жыл бұрын
@@justaguywholikesanime9555 same
@jebrainbowsheep57758 жыл бұрын
I would tell you a joke about chemistry but i'm pretty sure I wouldn't get a reaction
@hazardousechidna17847 жыл бұрын
Jeb Rainbow Sheep Did you hear! Oxygen and Magnesium are dating OMg
@marosvolk72987 жыл бұрын
+Wyiguy_ Gaming55 Wrong! Magnesium comes BEFORE oxygen!
@two_coats_and_two_root_beers7 жыл бұрын
That's understandable, all the best chemistry jokes argon.
@bandalitannous51677 жыл бұрын
Snow_Wolf_36 you must be a chemistry nerd. I should keep an ion u
@gustavoramirezreynoso39337 жыл бұрын
Jeb Rainbow Sheep I would tell you a chemistry joke, but the good ones... ...*Argon*
@valtchi8 жыл бұрын
I've found a real life sans
@ChrisPorterHoward8 жыл бұрын
+Kailey Conner You win, no bones about it!
@Tralixder8 жыл бұрын
+Pun Diddley You're quite sansational.
@MyNameisNick8 жыл бұрын
stop
@Ahiruuriha8 жыл бұрын
yup
@pansexualbeing90258 жыл бұрын
+Pun Diddley what did the glass pane say to the other glass pane. you are a PANE to have around. what did the land say to the sea I can SEA right through you. I know these two jokes are not PUNNY enough but I tried.
@ReallyEthan9 жыл бұрын
A fisherman's favorite super hero can be heard saying- I'm Baitman.
@ChrisPorterHoward9 жыл бұрын
And who steals his bait? Robin!
@justinmanangan99688 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Coats im sorry but my hobby is tennis: My favorite swings include Backhand and Lobbin....
@jennibeanthesweetsqueen52458 жыл бұрын
+Pun Diddley well the early bird does get the worm
@anonymousmobster24443 жыл бұрын
@@justinmanangan9968 Get out.
@emilyrankin45639 жыл бұрын
My friend tripped down the stairs today, it was hiSTAIRical 😂
@justinmanangan99688 жыл бұрын
+Emily Rankin Your bringing me down :(
@Siddiebop017 жыл бұрын
Justin Manangan this entire comment section needs to STEP away from technology.
@jammyrulz35865 жыл бұрын
i dont wanna stair at these replys
@thetrollmaster44853 жыл бұрын
he had to go step by step!
@carterkruse64712 жыл бұрын
Did you know there is a DVD on how to climb the stairs, it's a 12 step program.
@Jiggaeaters7 жыл бұрын
5000 subs, better quality camera than pewds
@ChrisPorterHoward7 жыл бұрын
+Senior Horse just 39,995,000 to go...
@rurdykds7 жыл бұрын
Senior Horse anyone would have good quality but pewdiepie doesn't stand in front of a white background making everything look better take the background out and you'll have a quality
@brixtervillaruel7 жыл бұрын
Bad Quality not really he just doesn't have time to buy a new camera, but he can if he wants.
@Avanchy7 жыл бұрын
thats like saying this is better quality that a gaming channel... it just doesnt work
@thebruheternal36547 жыл бұрын
Bad Quality I upload in 4k, look at my subscriber count.
@misscuteeverythingaj15748 жыл бұрын
What do you call a singing computer? A del
@cosmiceggs23858 жыл бұрын
Wait. Oh. Oh. OHHHHHHH. 😂 My day has been made.
@misscuteeverythingaj15748 жыл бұрын
Cosmos Shadow You're welcome :D
@zackplayz54708 жыл бұрын
Im gonna use that one. xD
@misscuteeverythingaj15748 жыл бұрын
Zack Playz What do you call a singing computer flipping at the bottom of the ocean? Adele Rolling In The Deep
@zackplayz54708 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@CalebPacko9 жыл бұрын
DUDE! you said the two tired joke twice! so this is only 72 bad puns!
@jamesonthomas95839 жыл бұрын
Actually it would be 70 since one of them didn't count
@calebcoiner85378 жыл бұрын
How come the toilet paper couldn't cross the street? it got stuck in a crack
@carefreesloth8 жыл бұрын
lol
@sansskelzeen98448 жыл бұрын
lol
@TimTheEntertainmentGuy8 жыл бұрын
NOOO!
@radiogloria8 жыл бұрын
HOLY CRAP! Literally... Hehehehehe
@musilaurent28788 жыл бұрын
this pun was so tearable that it was great. This cracked me up
@realinelliot80698 жыл бұрын
I know a pun I tried to catch some fog the other day with a net so I threw the net but I mist~
@louisekinler60817 жыл бұрын
That's y I use rope
@realinelliot80697 жыл бұрын
***** DARN IT, I know I did something wrong
@louisekinler60817 жыл бұрын
Realin Elliot we r gona catch that fog ''whether'' it likes it or not
@realinelliot80697 жыл бұрын
***** EYYYYYYYYYY, we are on fire, we are STEAMY, EYYYYYYYY
@louisekinler60817 жыл бұрын
Realin Elliot hell yahh (U know Fire hell)
@wheresmyvoice80867 жыл бұрын
Man, why is Peter pan always flying? Cos he neverlands! I love that joke, cos it never gets OLD!!!! heh heh heh
@Gamerzombiex9 жыл бұрын
when I order pizza the situation gets pretty "cheesy"
@ChrisPorterHoward9 жыл бұрын
That was Gouda, but you could have done cheddar.
@ChrisPorterHoward9 жыл бұрын
My plan is to get you feta-p with these, and then I'll leave you provalone.
@davidkelly08 жыл бұрын
This coversation is going grate.
@backpackneek8 жыл бұрын
If i hear one more pun I'ma cheddar-JACK someone up
@ronanigans47158 жыл бұрын
+Gamer zombiex A pun battle you say? Toucan play that game!
@kevinandrade54537 жыл бұрын
i heard a bad pun about chocolate bars yesterday, so i just...Snickered
@flanamation8 жыл бұрын
We need another video, but, I don't want to put you pun-der pressure
@rowanwhy2678 жыл бұрын
This pun goes to Papyrus: Q - What do you call a fake noodle? A - An impasta! 👌
@ThinkMcFly8159 жыл бұрын
I've always felt a strong admiration towards pun-masters such as you. I'm terrible at puns but love them to death.
@Akako10044 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@randomquentin9 жыл бұрын
My friend works at coca-cola, it's soda pressing. My other friend works for Samsung, he's a Guardian of The Galaxy.
@justinmanangan99688 жыл бұрын
+RandomQuentin ARE YOU SIRI-OUS!!!!
@180darevalley97 жыл бұрын
I can't stop using the puns to make my friends throw bleach bottles at me I LOVE IT
@austinkogan24868 жыл бұрын
Energizer bunny arrested Charged with battery
@CWAChristy28 жыл бұрын
+Austin Kogan Nice work agent Kogan report back to HQ asap!
@austinkogan24868 жыл бұрын
+christainbricks I went to a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
@agentninja00828 жыл бұрын
so...... many.... puns.....
@shacho46598 жыл бұрын
Well isn't that a shocker i wasn't surprised but also happy that people are wondering wire you saying more puns monokuma
@aaronthiessen43859 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
My brain had to work overtime because you were talking so fast! I suffer from the same problem in real life. :) Great video!!
@squibhero8 жыл бұрын
You didn't do a kitchen pun but honestly I could "carrot less"
@frisk-_-54538 жыл бұрын
Sans is proud.... wait... why do *ambassadors* never get sick? u thinking what im thinking?
@goreticia15869 жыл бұрын
I looked up "Puns" and saw this, took in the consideration of how your hair looked great, and clicked the video. No regrets.
@dominikmoreno41618 жыл бұрын
Same
@quietshhh1518 жыл бұрын
me too
@Jasmine-bd2rr8 жыл бұрын
same
@DavidGreenComedy4 жыл бұрын
If you like puns please out my channel :)
@disolove9 жыл бұрын
A factory worker fell into an automatic upholstery machine. Don't worry, he's completely recovered.
@wizardsuth7 жыл бұрын
Q. What happens if you try to walk through a screen door? A. You strain yourself.
@domshiii8 жыл бұрын
I was supposed to write a pun but my pencil broke , now there was no point.
@sega64guy209 жыл бұрын
What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI! Like if you get the reference!
@justinmanangan99688 жыл бұрын
+sega64guy vanoss.
@sega64guy208 жыл бұрын
Justin Manangan yup.
@brisaaiko83828 жыл бұрын
+sega64guy no who-denie get bc a owl says hoo like who...... ha
@bradonjames30417 жыл бұрын
VAAANNNNOOOOOSSSSSS
@captainlittletail89747 жыл бұрын
yus :3
@collettemcmahon79099 жыл бұрын
You should definitely do another one! Some of my favorites that I have thought of are: "Nice tux!" "Thanks, it suits me well!" How do literature majors fight? They Shakespeare's and Thoreau them! Annoying things drive us insane because they make us mad! I can speak Mandarin, I was just talking to an orange the other day! I named my butterfly King George, because it was a Monarch!
@FarzynoMusic8 жыл бұрын
I couldn't get out of bed this morning. It was un-bed-leave-able.
@ChrisPorterHoward8 жыл бұрын
+Farzyno Music this pun is art
@FarzynoMusic8 жыл бұрын
Pun Diddley :)
@idkbro49328 жыл бұрын
..
@kitteehplayz33198 жыл бұрын
got one: what do you call glass that is hurt...... I'm in pane get it a glass pane......
@samallana43058 жыл бұрын
+Pun Diddley I feel like your going to get a Pun-ishment for making to many bad puns
@rand0m_n3ss7 жыл бұрын
Well this has my SEAL of approval
@petergreenidge27979 жыл бұрын
It was a very emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers.
@hannahsutter31479 жыл бұрын
Wanna giggle for 5 minutes straight?
@justinmanangan99688 жыл бұрын
+Hannah Sutter Hour you ok?
@admiralapathy74558 жыл бұрын
Buzz aldrin: Hey Armstrong, are you okay with dried fruit?Armstrong: Sure, but not juiced-then-we-have-a-problem.
@vincii20048 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Pun: I have a pun, but I don't wanna FORCE it.
@GabeMillerMusic9 жыл бұрын
That was amazing. There are a lot of advantages to living in Sweden. Their flag is a big plus. What did the buffalo say to his son as he went off to school? Bison. How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
8 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ime3py4147 жыл бұрын
Nice puns, I like ur music btw.
@thesweyy59997 жыл бұрын
Gabe Miller Music Sweden's flag is a plus? That never really crossed my mind.
@austinimohi74966 жыл бұрын
Gabe Miller Music is
@maxvolt14996 жыл бұрын
I didnt get the last one
@chrisedwards49948 жыл бұрын
You shouldve tore a piece of paper and say "My puns are TERRABLE. "
@bayleef97097 жыл бұрын
Alex Rodriguez ayyyy
@wheelsydealsy34198 жыл бұрын
My friend was trying to annoy me with bad bird puns.... But TOUCAN PLAY THAT GAME
@madden_ing8 жыл бұрын
Okay, this is now officially a video I MUST show to my dad. Puns are the mother of all "dad jokes". xD
@sylviasmith21188 жыл бұрын
The number 10210 is too intense.
@jennarosebrooks34938 жыл бұрын
When my light go out I always feel delighted
@GamesHappen7 жыл бұрын
1. My co-worker Scott went to work support at a restaurant out of state. He told me how the people over there were lazy and he had to be hard on them. They had to face hard consequences. Then I told him: yeah, and the people here got to do what they wanted with out repercussions. I guess you can say they got off "Scott-free." 2. *borrows a push cart from one of my coworkers* Hey Quenton! Who's your favorite South Park character? Mine's Cartman!
@beardaboi93948 жыл бұрын
who won the skeleton beauty contest? nobody
@Runoneer7 жыл бұрын
Hey guys no time for puns Did you hear about the kidnaping at school Don't worry he woke up
@AdlerDavidson9 жыл бұрын
I tried eating a clock the other day. It was so time consuming.
@Sunflowman4 жыл бұрын
The only torture to give to Papyrus
@Feng_X7 жыл бұрын
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain!
@alannah23069 жыл бұрын
* Brain explodes *
@gavinbeazley33655 жыл бұрын
What do you call C4 on someone's head? Mind blown.
@TheALMarchive8 жыл бұрын
I willingly clicked on here for new pun ideas and now I know how it feels to be on the other side. *internal screaming*
@TAEHYUNGSWIFEU-ef1dz7 жыл бұрын
shark:waiter! something tastes funny waiter shark:oh that could be the clown fish😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bradleyvo71006 жыл бұрын
I didn't like the idea of putting a potted plant on my head at first but it's really starting to grow on me.
@JuanJose9568 жыл бұрын
This Guy Looks Like Malcom From Malcom In The Middle
@ChrisPorterHoward8 жыл бұрын
dude I see it
@corymiller97428 жыл бұрын
Never ever thought about comparing Chris Howard to Frankie Muniz, but ok....
@TinyTurtlesTv8 жыл бұрын
Dude, great. I am not ashamed to say that I actually knew most of these. XD
@nkggaming26497 жыл бұрын
Listening to these puns is a real PUNishment.
@terrowincheeseman52288 жыл бұрын
why did the horse talk in circles? to stall for time. what do you call it when pasta falls in a black hole? spaghettification.
@emmasuydam12698 жыл бұрын
My dad and brothers convo: (AKA fat jokes) Dad- "you know that's how I roll" Brother - " yea that's the only way you get around"
@crocosillikicks44848 жыл бұрын
Wow Papyrus disliked this video 75 times
@averryy7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for ruining the whole video.
@jeanettetoomey52007 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lucillegrabe97716 жыл бұрын
X''''''D
@chxrry048 жыл бұрын
I was so close for making through out the whole video but laught at the 'Bomb in a bow'
@EmZevSS7 жыл бұрын
"I used to be a train driver.... then someone jumped in front of my train and now i'm mentally scarred for life.
@alexjade29797 жыл бұрын
Why did the beef fell to the ground? Because it was a ground beef! No ok fine I'll leave now!
@geebeedee95098 жыл бұрын
I will always like puns, i HERB that everyone likes puns. Well, to be honest, i will like them UNDILL. the end of THYME.
@WhenNibFlies8 жыл бұрын
Pun haters will PARSLEY believe what they got themselves into!
@geebeedee95098 жыл бұрын
+HypurrKittyGirl man they better be PEPPERing for these puns
@leiutenantgrey89388 жыл бұрын
hope that the jokes aren't a bit too SAUCY otherwise they'll be MARINATED
@geebeedee95098 жыл бұрын
+Leiutenant GREY Dammit, i cant KETCHUP with these puns. Maybe i need to get a dip rest.
@leiutenantgrey89388 жыл бұрын
well played just well played
@Aiphire6 жыл бұрын
Why can't a cannibal find love? Because their always "eating" their hearts out...
@angelabdelaziz55727 жыл бұрын
Who's the best skeleton detective? Sherlock bones.
@itsjustmoa56908 жыл бұрын
i just watched this video with the speed slightly slower and I swear it's impossible not to laugh
@sullivanwilkes36619 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! Great job!
@brodymoen18647 жыл бұрын
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
@cosmiceggs23858 жыл бұрын
When you told me I was average... That was MEAN. MATH PUNS FOREVER!!
@trashboat69768 жыл бұрын
we all need those math puns here... XD
@alexjiang36437 жыл бұрын
What do you call a gun that is now a sword? EX-CALIBUR XDDDDD
@loganjohnson56567 жыл бұрын
10/10 Pun
@hazardousechidna17847 жыл бұрын
These puns are my inspiration
@louisekinler60817 жыл бұрын
Are you haveing a ''good'' time
@averryy7 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah thanks for ruining the whole video.
@louisekinler60817 жыл бұрын
Steven Derp no problem man
@VennyVampy7 жыл бұрын
what do you call a tree that glows a chemistree
@louisekinler60817 жыл бұрын
Steven Derp boy the world's going to weep when I die
@bebrobbiisorrow387 жыл бұрын
what do u call a cow with epilepsy? Beef Jerky!
@tacticalblade9705 жыл бұрын
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I just couldn’t put it down
@somerandomwizard57998 жыл бұрын
you 'spoke' about bike puns twice.
@74123zac9 жыл бұрын
I was going to talk my friend into getting a bank account, but I don't think he'd have much intrust. (it's funnier if you say it out loud)
@crazguykwan89554 жыл бұрын
it's funnier if you spell it right
@soom67756 жыл бұрын
Why can you never tell a robber a joke? They take everything, literally
@joeyjoestar24215 жыл бұрын
Mush! Mush! Make room (get it? Mush-room?)
@cocoagames84218 жыл бұрын
I tried to catch some fog... but i mist
@choutzu96048 жыл бұрын
that's good!
@weareallmadhere39 жыл бұрын
a guy had a car accident he had to remove his whole left side, don't worry though he's ALL RIGHT NOW!!!
@annasiegel21628 жыл бұрын
Ok so.... Wait never mind. I was about to make an awful Valley girl pun, but I can't even
@varasatoshi39617 жыл бұрын
Some people say my jokes are punethical.
@calebcoiner85378 жыл бұрын
how do you find a unique rabbit? u nique up on it how do you find a tame rabbit? the tame way
@unsaltedsalt82088 жыл бұрын
Wow.....
@CristianOriakGaming8 жыл бұрын
k.....
@ilovepancakes61458 жыл бұрын
You SO got that from the "Silly Puns Video" didn't you? you hit the PLAY-giarized button on that video. you need to be PUN-ished
@ilovepancakes61458 жыл бұрын
sorry if these puns are bad😳😞
@ilovepancakes61458 жыл бұрын
And yes I watched that video
@herothiscitydeserves40728 жыл бұрын
What do you call a zombie cow. utterly terrifying
@blueiscool14143 жыл бұрын
You mean udder-ly terryfing!
@dreamytopiadraws29727 жыл бұрын
Why won't you want to give a balloon to Elsa? Because she will always "Let it go" ....
@taylorchambers34557 жыл бұрын
What Did Batman Say To Robin Before They Got In The Car? Get In The Car...XD
@CalebPacko9 жыл бұрын
what do people with no teeth eat? they're stuck with gums.
@CalebPacko9 жыл бұрын
knock knock, who's there? daisy, daisy who? daisy me rollin....
@johnware51369 жыл бұрын
Are these original puns?
@jope68967 жыл бұрын
had to put the subtitles on because he spoke so fast I love puns so much omg
@redpandaleader7 жыл бұрын
Jeia Puri-Evans me too. Hard to understand but still fun
@bud91338 жыл бұрын
Time to test out our new field gun! *LOUD BOOM* What did we hit? A field.
@jojoninja11267 жыл бұрын
dide u said the bicycal one two times
@ChrisPorterHoward7 жыл бұрын
+Jose Ganaa dide i?
@SamnStuff7 жыл бұрын
yes you did
@matts2757 жыл бұрын
yeah, but it made it better, it's such a good one!😂👌
@NomichReal8 жыл бұрын
He said the, "2-tired" one twice...
@zackplayz54708 жыл бұрын
It was a secret pun.
@leiutenantgrey89388 жыл бұрын
well I guess he needed to Repeat it no puns intended
@reneewest78347 жыл бұрын
I forgot how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me
@jennywhite_1158 жыл бұрын
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
@izmecek9 жыл бұрын
+Pun Diddley u need more subs now........ PERIOD and also heres a pun: A Karate masters favorite drink is: Kara-tea
@MatthewMooMoore9 жыл бұрын
"urine trouble"
@fionasparrow21655 жыл бұрын
If u have a UTI.
@user-np2xl4qk4w8 жыл бұрын
my profile picture is proud of you. so am i.
@crappycontent10547 жыл бұрын
Question: Why couldn't the computer take his hat off? Answer: it had caps lock on.