@@Fahleen Ah I see he's testing the new masterlock.

Leafs*

@@hayyremz WOOOOOOOOOW! Way to look stupid like a champ!

Chase Comer leaf them alone. andy England 🇬🇧😀😱

The plural of "leaf" is "leaves."

agreed, and the bite on one of them too

@@mihneababanu4224 That’s enough internet for today.

Thank you

I swear its a stock image

This!

HAHAH

hahahhahaxd

hahahah - brilliant

I dont get it *;-;*

@@RedstoneMiner18 ;(

I can see that happening to someone

Like he'd need both lol

You hear your door open then close "ok lets do that again to make sure that isn't a fluke" And then your door opens again

@@glowingterror6909 then you hear,now let’s break into his bank account

haha

@שמע ה יתברך wtf ?

@שמע ה יתברך bro what is this

In case anyone is new to the internet: Hi, you're gonna hate it here. Don't click links

@@lithreeum I was expecting a rickroll or something, not a hindu website

The laugh in this video is even better: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mK96dryFnNTUmWQ.html At 2:13.

LOL this one is underrated

Hopefully with something stronger then their locks

@@JS-rv3et the savagery hahaha

Lmaooooo

Femboy fox in socks ⁉️⁉️⁉️

Hold my fucking beer! :D This has to be the best example of "it is technically a lock by law... But not by any other standards" I have ever seen.

LOL

i been popping bottles...

Cap-a-pe with arms and the tools to defeat any locketh, that gent can beest a v'ry f'rmidible foe forsooth.

@not_ herobrine uh 21st century English plz

@@theyoshi202 stay strapped or get clapped.

@@theyoshi202 With guns and lock picking tools, LPL can defeat any formidable foe.

Most lawyers are

@Mauro Molinero I guess history repeats itself once again

@Mauro Molinero despite being only 13% of the tree population, they unlock 50% of guns

@@caesarsaladsempire I understand what your comment is referring to.

Dame thats funny 😂😂😂

Does anyone know the tree brand ?

Lmao

He showed emotion when a girl sent her underwear

@@dantucho203 when a girl w h a t

@@shempai1166 Episode 1208 titled "Mrs. LPL is NOT happy with this package"

"this mortal husk is limiting"

U too

He's too big

He fills more holes than you ever will.

Thomas Gabaldon whoa there satan

Good ol' Twiggy. I knew he'd succeed in life.

@@imnotpishedhic noooo, cactus spines!

Or anything tree shaped.

Why are you two here we are talking about guns and trees not an random movie app

he's murican

Yeah, I consider myself a pretty far-left liberal and *I* own more than one .380, because, you know, America.

Never be intimidated by the ownership of firearms, if you're scared of someone simply owning one then I regret to inform you that you should be *far* more scared of car ownership with the amount of vehicular manslaughter that occurs.

@@Eogos not a single person on planet earth asked.

@SpyroTheEternalNight >leaves a public comment >is baffled by a reply telling them their comment is irrational

Baltu Lielkungs Gunārs Miezis this man has been able to not crack even a slight little laugh on all his april fool's videos, but the one thing that made him laugh was how pathetic this lock was lol. I dont blame him though because he opened the lock faster with the twig than with the pick lmao

He lost his composure is a shorter version

@@marrodc Mother Nature truly is the master of unlocking

😂😂😂

stefantrethan I've seen not-bird-safe locks on bird cages. Yes, they let themselves out.

Shit, next time I go outside I gotta watch out for birds with guns xD

@@nova_vista On the upside, the average bird probably can't handle the recoil from anything stronger than birdshot. So probably less dangerous than *cows* with guns, or for that matter chickens with choppers.

Yeah my entire field of corn was eaten and my scare crow was filled with bullet holes so I think you right.

oh really?!

Screen Rant: "And then he picks the gun lock." "Wow, this gun lock is supposed to be hard. That must have been a challenge." "No, actually, it was super easy, barely and inconvenience. He picks it with a t w i g."

Wow wow wow wow. Wow.

But did he snap the bad guys neck with the same twig?

Picking locks is tight

ooo makes sense

Thats really good, wish id thought of it

Well no shit

oh and the master lock is called a master lock because it is a lock that can be opened by all keys. like the master key.

To be fair, I think this is probably good enough to stop little kids from getting through it. I assume that is one of the primary reasons for it

Consigliere?

Yes, if he ever went to the dark side he could be a problem. Understands how to do it, how to hide the evidence and how to explain away anything. Thank God that most people out there don't have his skills and knowledge.

Lockpick, has weapons, and a lawyer. He has three ways to rob you

Bro he’s John wick went to collage

Doctor McNinja?

I don't get it.

@@Acetyl53 It's a reference from The Flash. Reverse flash was asked why he killed Barry's mom and this was his reply.

@@danielvantland Ah, I see. Thanks.

@@Acetyl53 it is beyond your understanding tl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Especially when you consider he was essentially saying "Every .380 handgun I own is too large for this device"

@@EnvoyOfFabulousness that's not what he was saying at all. .380 is a small caliber. The same diameter as 9mm but shorter. He was in reference to barrel length.

@@EnvoyOfFabulousness He said "Unfortunately, every 380 handgun I own has a barrel length too *short* for this."

Hell yeah man

@@thickzipper Where I am, owning a SIGNLE gun is abnormal if you're not in a profession that needs one, and even then more often than not, the weapon is owned by the employer, not the user.

I can see it now: “Bosnian Bill and I have provided Sparrows with the specifications for our twig, and they’ve just sent us the prototype”

Corrael And the twig turns out to be made out of wood. 🤪

​@@Corrael the Sparrows loved the twig, but the only reply Bosnian Bill and LPL got were cheeps

@Sasquatch His laugh when it worked was gold.

@Sasquatch its a joke

Nah, LPL is more like the guy who gives you weapons of your choice for a job at the continental hotels

He will make sure John Wick’s gun safety mechanisms are up to code

John Wick isnt real

@@sneersh9107 We all know that... you dont have to point out the obvious

@@m.adrian it's stupid to me how so many people equate everything in real life to fiction

"Hi this is the lock picking lawyer and today, I'm already behind you. As you can see, your lock provides vanishly little security. *loads gun* in any case that's all life has for you. Goodbye.:

AND he is a lawyer.

@@videogamee6037 not "goodbye", but "in any case, that's all I have for you today" :)

Most of his guns have threaded barrels

gotta be a spy for the govt.

I have to ask; how does that twig look like it's from a video game?

Michael Hodgden it looks very cartoonish with the placement of the leaves

@@GravityGuava Get out more, that's how branches form. Two new leaves from a stem, always.

@@bob7777rygf78rb lol don't be a dick. He was just saying it's basically the most generic looking twig possible.

Two very simetrical leafs, one with imperfections, the tone of the green and the thicness ir the stick, really a clasic. You can have any character munching on that twig on a grass Hill or ridding a horse.

He's so bored by now that he's delving into the plastic arts...

Video 784: "Gun Lock Opened and Loaded by Dropping"

Video 785: "Stern Look Opens Gun Lock"

Locking the firearm will cause it to unload itself and shoot the owner.

Video 786: opening Gunlock by thinking about it

If only we could get LPL and Stryder7x in a collab of some kind, "Paper Mario crashed and picked" or "Picking these locks crashes Paper Mario"

ゴゴゴゴゴ

Eye scan lock

@@Dantheman_1942 *[ R U M B L E ]*

pretty sure all the master lock puns are already made.

@@SupremeRuleroftheWorld as sure as Master locks?

That s why they say " life beat s the movies "

Imagine a locked gun in a movie.

One time I had to lie to all my friends because the truth was so unbelievable that no one would have believed it.

And then before that happened they watched LPL's vid

@@petrilachristian5249 that deadass sounds like a dril tweet, it’s got the grammar and everything

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

Time to spam him with videos of guns jamming, barrels being crooked so they aren't aimable, etc. In the next video, he'll be talking about his collection of clubs and bats.

70th like

Aren't locks usually supposed to protect your home or possessions when you're *not* around?

@@R9000 No, they are meant to buy you time and to keep honest people out as any person that is determined is going to get in so best use something like simply safe or any camera noticeable around the house as the thought of getting caught deters more than a lock so does a dog. Only the stupid ones will not notice the security system even if it is obviously right in front of them, like a house that has cameras probably also has alarms that notifies the police so it is not worth the risk to rob a house like that as you are going to get caught

@johnny elkins LPL has already made a video in which he defeats simplysafe very quickly/easily, so simplysafe is not the answer.

Julius Poensgen I randomly laugh many times during the day when I remember this comment

*BosnianBill and I

@@liamciaran what you made one too?

Julius Poensgen - No, he was just being a dickhead and correcting your ‘Bosnian Bill and me’ to ‘Bosnian Bill and I’ because he wants people to think he’s smart, when in reality he’s a 4th grader.

@@amytg777 Thank you.

Caterpillars are soon unlocking our guns confirmed

@@JustNatax3 lol A caterpillar randomly finds its way into the lock: "hey guys I learned a new skill!"

he said bush not tree

Patrick Bateman vibes from this comment.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ma-DjN1ymJyRio0.html

@Ryan Yarnevich Does that mean I can make a joke on how schools are more safe then cities?

As long as that lock is on there, it is a toy. Theres a caveat though. Twigs can be found at a kindergarten quite easily.

Americans treat guns like toys

The company 200 IQd this and made the lock a toy first.

Check the like #

it’s the slide racking not the chamber clicking

@@matthewmurray916 i mean it kind of is making the chamber click

"And I'm going to be showing you how to pick the lock on the gates of heaven" *a single shot rings out and then all around the world "click on one, nothing on two, three is binding.."*

The Glock Clicking Lawyer

@@legion4076 Holy fuckin' SH!T that had me in tears 😂

Firearm locks are just a positive identification that there's nothing in the chamber. It's not take a LOCK, per se.

@@matthewpeters2062 but that is not how they are advertised and there or locks that are actually formidable designs that would take a very experienced individual to open instead of literally fucking anybody with a twig

when the lock is so bad, chances are that a literal monkey armed with a twig could defeat it.

Ceasar intensifies

Observe.

Well thay grow on bushes

yes

No it's the hash slinging slasher

Ban twigs

How they could save money by supplying a cocktail stick with each “lock” instead of expensive metal “keys”!

@@jesus-ck4el automatic assault twigs

Ban Assault twigs

@@jesus-ck4el If you ban twigs, you're only making trees into ... outlaws.

When is he not tbh

he was flexing from the start of the channel

Showing off mad gains.

Always has been

Facts

Hello 911 I’d like to report a murder, no not with the gun! With the twig!

@@kleboskjervold-david8549 It was LPL, on the table, with the twig.

Gun beats twig, lock beats gun, twig beats lock

Pokemon weaknesses changed a bit it seems

@@austinfowler3313 i beat my meat

Anything in LPL's hand is a magic wand!

LOL

Now THAT was funny. Do you mind if I read tweeted on The Twitter?

@@Istaphobos sure :-D

What games do ya play?

If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

Yes, but can you open it with a cat food can lid? THAT is the real test!

It's a new branch of tools.

@@allothernamesbutthis new branch of tools OMFG!!!! that just killed me

@@markleng67 i would really love to see that happen

A new seed planted into the lock industry.

Fr 😂

Sadly, if they had used an actual lock cylinder it would have been a decent gun lock. Not entirely sure why the chamber end of the lock has an o-ring on it, brass isn't going to hurt the chamber.

Scott Kenny prodably this thing has a oring on it to keep it on center and make it easier to insert second part of the lock

@@Matthew_Removeafterwashing which goes to show you how bad their tolerances are. An automatic pistol is slamming copper and brass into the chamber, as long as the chamber end of the lock was round it would fit perfectly. But no, they went so cheap that the o-ring is needed.

Scott Kenny yes, it's easier and cheaper to make some shitty machining and put oring on this thing. They could even make the same piece of brass and just add some different sizes orings to make it fit in other calibers

.380 are toys, you get one every Christmas as a kid.

Always was a nice treat to find a .380 handgun in my stocking Christmas Eve

Oh man i love when kids bring their .380 to school to show to their "friends" what they got for christmas.

@@penmustache283 that wouldn't be a problem if people raised their kids right Old west times kids rode horses to school with a six shooter on their hip. FUCK SAKE my great grandmother rode a horse to school.

@@JS-rv3et not unusual at all for students to have a rifle or shotgun in their truck when I was in high school, and that was the 1970s.

Correct usage too! Almost all listed as AD are, instead, ND.

There’s no such thing as an accidental discharge. Only negligence.

@@larrytaylor2903 I'd say a malfunctioning firearm could cause an accidental discharge that wasn't negligent.

Your comment is open for many juvenile jokes.

@@LitoGeorge it is isn't it.

Or that it mostly just looks like a lock.

It only looks like it is locked and secure.

Probably it is to keep it safe from acciental shots, or to keep it from being used by angry people in a sudden brawl

After he gets a lock for it that he can't pick. So never ;)

I’d love to see the safe he uses, he’s an expert on locks and security, and he seems to have a ton of valuable guns, so I suspect we’ll probably never see his safe on camera.

@@appalachiangunman9589 let's be real, if you were known for your ability to bypass locks, you wouldn't want to show your audience your own locks.

Steven Bobby Bills yeah I know, that’s why I said I’m sure we’ll never see it.

@@stevenbobbybills at least not until they signed the marketing contract

Then how does it get the ammo in if there is that block in it?

@@GLITCH_-.- LOL - humor. It's likely to PICK ITSELF then shoot ITSELF in the foot . . . LOL

@@socalboomer oh, you sure?

@@GLITCH_-.- yes, final answer. where's my million

Just need your credit card info.

Tbh like most gun locks it's more of an elaborate safety than an actual lock

I think that is a car