"cannot count prime numbers" would work better, he wouldn't be able to think lmao

Imao

Write do not believe in gravity

"Forget Dio" and he's be like "what the heck have I been doing?"

Using Heavens Door against a Priest is a smart move

Lol 😂😂😂😆

Its really funny when you think about it a god like stand that has achieved heaven in its third and most powerful stage's biggest weakness is our little buddy koichi

@@itspatess2350 you see, he's just THAT reliable.

@@itspatess2350 It's even funnier when you realize it checks out. Pucci is just human with a close range stand that travels with him. Therefore, under Koichi's gravity trap he can't move; 0x1,000,000 is still 0.

Nah Koichi is such a reliable son he'll just spawn there when he's needed

Noted

And the most fun part is as long as diavolo dies, it's officially canon.

@@keremcan533 at least the one where diavolo dies would be

Since this is in part 6 technically it is​@@CameronBain-qx1ri

That's cope. Kakyoin gets cleared by time stands.

But Kakyoin needed buildings to set up his strings. It's an open sea here 💀

Also Kakyoin's stand wouldn't be catch up with the accelerated time as the stand is the soul of the user, souls literally is one thing that doesn't go with the accelerated time, so the attack would be snail slow speed to Pucci as well.

@@nuibaba280it doesn’t matter what stand he’s fighting because no one can deflect the emerald splash

@@averagegamer6831 facts

He will Diavolo.

I think Diavolo doesn't get used to it, at least he shouldn't.

Diavolo: "First time?"

@@apestogetherstrong341 it's not possible to get used to death if it differs each time. Even if hed get used to stuff like pain, there are plenty of other ways he could suffer besides physical emotional and mental trauma. He could for instance get frozen alive and remain conscious for a million years, rotting any conscious thought left, or live a happy life fulfilling life and die of old age, so on so forth. He literally cant be resistant to everything, as the human mind can only memorize so much info, so hed forget one resistance to make room for another. That is the power of Golden Experience Requiem 💀

@@jeromysnepvangers4189 not terrifying at all

Best son

@@cjgordobrfr

the son every mother wish they had, but sadly doesn't exist

Nah, he was in the pocket

Summoned Koichi like a Pokemon or Pal lol

Koichi became Jotaro's stand

all rohan gotta do is write 'be smart' on okuyasu and its over

@@wanderingperson9357”have 120 iq”

he unlocked za hando during his bathroom happy times (the stand has even callus in the handbreadth), didn't expect a power up

@@wanderingperson9357 If plot reasons didn't exist, I'm 100% sure Rohan would've quite literally slapped sense into Okuyasu lmao

@@valentds 🔥

The funniest thing it’s could work if jotaro brough jolyne with him underwater and take a dolphin they can escape(I’m not English-native)

There's also comment on that video saying "Ocean Man: Nigerundayo"

It's peak

I thought joseph was talking about hamon, but this even better

I thought he was gonna say “ And what your going to say next is…” and just cause pucci’s brain to melt from the stupidity of it

Funny too cuz it would have actually happened

even if it would’ve been bad writing for giorno to just save the day suddenly it does sorta just make sense that he’d fix everything 😂

@@z-r-e7056 but it would have been so ironic to see pucci beeing defeated by dio's son ^^

@@z-r-e7056 Giorno has star birthmark, so just like all Joestars and Dio's offspring he'd be able to sense Pucci and everyone else. There was really no reason not to include him other than Araki wanting to reset the universe and have a hard reboot for the series instead of the usual soft reboot. It's fine, but it's still quite the plothole in part 6's ending.

​@@mattia1026 it would have been cool if Giorno did show up but Pucci still managed to find a way to defeat them. Maybe Giorno's stand could have been nerfed in a similar way to how Star Platinum was nerfed so that it wouldn't be invincible

lmao

Actually considering how his pose changes between two shots in the final fight... With both shots being in Jotaro's timestop... Okuyasu just might be able to

Maiden heaven

@@therealchaosguy he's just too dumb to be able to stop

@@FlippyROBLOX???

𝙔𝙀𝙎

So True.

Same with trish in body swap episode (Pucci with trish's face in the thumbnail lmaoo) "KYAAAH there are hair on my fingerssss! why I had to be _mista_ " Mista: "is that really what you think about me (；4 ;)"

Heaven's door can

He can , but he won't

hahahaa😂😂😂

You should go to cape canavaral for some reason

JOTARO

@@abandonedchann3l yeah. I was looking for my daughter.

*uses made in heaven* ez

IT WAS ME WHO WAS TYPING THIS, IT WAS ME DIO!

Thank you kind sir

Best comment in the section.🤣

Honestly he could've done the last one

3:14 this is now cannon

Ok

I dont think that stand abilities get affected by time accel, but I might be wrong

@@Justanaveragenoob8781 Maybe, I cannot think of a situation with the Stand shooting the projectile. I am just going off on Emporio’s bullets

​@@Justanaveragenoob8781 MiH's time acceleration speeds up anything that is non-living(like inanimate objects or corpses) so it would make Hierophant Green's emerald splash faster

@@Nobody-pf5fr Pucci after he gets hit with Emerald Splash at the speed of light:

@@Nobody-pf5fr Yeah that is what I was going off of, like with Emporio’s bullets. Also I think, depending on how it works, Echo 3 would beat Pucci MIH too.

he is a small fry

Well yeah okuyasu is obviously the Secret Main Character.

Don't give them any ideas

Truly, the most reliable person.

*Jota noises intensifies*

NOT THE KAKYOIN JOTARO EGG

kakyoin... did you lay that egg?!

i like how he thought Anasui is a girl tho lmfao

@@wasabi5338 I mean he was

I'll never forget how we were robbed of lesbian Annasui.

@@wasabi5338 fun fact that in Anasui's first manga appearance he was a female , however when he returned and became a key character he was changed into male , same with Funny Valentine becoming fit

@@abdelrahmanmohammednasr6694 yeah lol anasui also had shorter hair when she first appeared lol

korega.... requiem..... da

unfortunately your attack is inrelivant

@@dekingofdetings5309 Your spelling skills are off the charts.

@@-BIeach oh my bad

@@-BIeachcertified fatherless behavior

Actually, dio did it in that game, not jotaro XD

it’s enough

funny as hell

True

za hando za wardo

Yessir

Fr it should happen

彼らにとってはキヤノンです、ごめんなさい😔💔

Eso es verdad 😅​@@janclementsermeno3895

億泰が岸辺露伴の手によってぶっ飛ばされるのも面白いんだけど、ザハンドでプッチが完全に消えるので爆笑した

slight problem with both echo and hierophant arguments considering the fact that this was when pucci was faster than the naked eye he could most likely one shot everyone, out speed hierophant's emeralds and also kill koichi or okuyasu before they do anything (except for the meme what ifs) it's greatly slowed down from real time where he kills two in one in less than half a second so he yes, would probably kill everyone or outspeed the emeralds the only TRUE what if scenario that I could think of where jotaro wins is he literally just murders pucci and lets his daughter die or maybe gold experience requiem but that's not elaborated on so it's likely it's only a limited time transformation or only activates based off of intent to kill (like diavolo) besides, first off, the ending is good as it is, second, why would morioh be here I am very sorry for ruining this, please feel free to argue against me or make counter arguments

​@@randominternetuser7432 Hierophants barrier completely surrounds Pucci, any movement he makes would trigger a barrage of emerald splashes. His acceleration would work against him in this scenario, as it would send more and more barrages towards him. The more he struggles, the worse he makes it for himself. The only reason it didn't beat Dio is because Dio was able to destroy the barrier all at once and deal a fatal blow to Kakyoin all at once in stopped time. Now whether Pucci could deflect/parry the emerald splashes is a different story, but the initial barrages are at least going to get a few hits on him before he really knows what's going on. Then everyone else could still try to attack him while he's stuck in the barrier.

@@randominternetuser7432 There's one main theme with all of your arguments - you're forgetting the element of surprise here. Sure, from an even playing field, Pucci would probably wipe the floor with most opponents, but in every one of these cases he's not expecting an attack from an outside source, or a sudden retreat and surprise attack in the case of the Joestar Secret Technique. Now, for the individual cases: "It's the same type of stand as Star Platinum": This is a goof-off one based on how Part 3 Star Platinum could basically pull powers out of its ass to an extent, but it does also tie into a tongue-in-cheek theory that Star Platinum's true power is the ability to learn the powers of other stands over time. Made In Heaven vs Star Platinum: Made In Heaven would be an evened playing field, and it comes down to which ever stand has the most physical strength in a face-to-face fight. Emerald Splash: One thing we see with Made In Heaven's effect is that while living beings other than Pucci do not experience accelerated time while Made In Heaven is active, projectiles _do._ Which would mean that Hierophant Green's Emerald Splash would move in the same time frame as Pucci, not everyone else, and thus still be effective. Another way you could in fact beat Pucci under Made In Heaven is to just shoot him from multiple directions, because bullets would travel at accelerated speed at that point. Echos Act 3: This comes down to the element of surprise, like I mentioned. Although due to accelerated time I would assume that the gravity effect would actually be stronger and that Echos would have actually been able to crush Pucci outright, not just hold him in place. The Hand: The World: Again, element of surprise. Although I don't think Okuyasu would be smart enough to just use The Hand's normal ability to erase things against Pucci, and he'd instead just go for a stand rush. Side note, The Hand: The World is a memestand, this would never be able to happen in canon simply because The Hand never gets The World's time stop ability. Diavolo Death #2011: This actually relies on Pucci getting the kill with his thrown knives. Because Diavolo is the target for the knives instead of Jolyne, Jotaro doesn't need to worry about rescuing Jolyne in this situation and instead can just focus on Pucci. Also, because it's a Diavolo death, this scene is canon. Joestar Family Secret Technique: Once again, this relies on the element of surprise. Pucci expected Jotaro to save Jolyne first and then immediately attack. He didn't expect Jotaro to grab Jolyne and run, then come back afterwards and attack from a different angle.

@@goldsmith2459 yeah but what if he just runs out of the twenty meter radius but yes, a few emeralds might land but kakyoin is dead first off second it depends if his reactions are boosted judging by the fact he can dodge bullets and the emeralds seem to not move that fast he could probably react and dodge (also the emeralds are a stand attack so doesn't work which is why ghost gun isn't way too fast)

@@VestedUTuber and I thought I wrote an essay 💀 give me a bit to read it

If diavolo dies, its canon 👍🏻

I would love to get Arakis reaction out of that one in particular lmaooo

Canon means???

@Goldman Sachs no i mean in the context of the comment above

@Goldman Sachs "in context of the above comment"

One comment about his hair and Josuke would end Pucci. Either that or he'd lure him into the alley and never look back. :P

Also fun fact, joesph joestar was still alive during part 6, puchi will still have to go after him as well

​@@user-rg9ex9xu7y If Joseph is alive holly is probably too

😂josuke puts him in his place

Perhaps Pucci simply never knew of Josuke's existence.

and he essentially has a gravity stand

@@fulltimeslackerii8229 I think it's more of weight but kinda similar

@@tonydagamerforlife5440 Weight is simply the affect that gravity has on you, so it is gravity related, which brings up the question: could Koichi achieve heaven?

@@strangevol5264 made in act 3 lol

​@@strangevol5264 act 1 and 2 are basically just reality warping stands. Act 3 is a gravity stand, so who knows really. But definitely act 3 could probably defeat pucci. By maybe imbuing more gravity to something... So when Pucci approach it with them on it. Star platinum could just stop time and beat Pucci

Almost as reliable as Koichi

4💀

It would move as fast as pucci, yeah

No it wouldn't, since it comes from a stand.

@@JamesDawnshine but nothing can deflect the emerald splash

@@JamesDawnshine or would it? Because the star platinum ts come out faster too so it would make sense emerald splash being faster too

@@JamesDawnshine well time stop came out from a stand and it still got shortened by mih

Truly bizarre.

Fr

Imagination...? I see. So it's the same type of stand as Bohemian Rhapsody.

Glad to read that!

@@megaultradamn *”i see a little silhouette of a man, scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandago?”*

Nah,the first one is star platinum awaken the ability of made in heaven

​@@diobreado2102star platinum: made in heaven.

​@@kiryu-chan1590star Platinum:The world made in heaven

Rohan: oh here’s a cool ability

NOOOOOOO

I mean it is the truth though Jotaro is easily the most recognizable Protagonist fuck he even has the most screen time in the franchise

Too bad Pucci stole the disc with the plot armor lol

If somebody says "JoJo", a non-fan would think of Jotaro so yeah, it's true.

Jotaro literally had an aperience in every part Part 1: in the op Part 2:in the post credits scene in the last ep Part 3-4-6: he's an or is the mc in these parts Part 5: when koichi reported to jotaro

@@jamelabarrogo3749 they would actually think of Dio

Yea I don’t know why anime memes are usually cringe or suck. Seeing some that are funny or good is really rare.

I barely watch any other animes, so i have no idea what other anime fandoms and their memes are like. (Probably a lot of cringey cute anime girl garbage, if i had to guess.)

@@supermariohack3218 thats not entirely wrong

It's not a bad ending tho

@@souland3566 that why I said “bad ending” not bad ending

Yep, cause in accelerated time, the gems would have higher velocities

This would have been so good

Yes

He paid for his sins

The best

Made me think of the 36 Kars that ended up on Mars due to Pucci's looping the universe in the Jorge Joestar novel

I mean Giorno is one of a few people who weren't affected by Pucci accelerating the universe to its end then causing a new universe being born in the Jorge Joestar novel. Another was Rohan who hadn't noticed because he locked himself in his room for crunch-time to finish some work and just was oblivious to the universe being born and ending like 30+ times

how much cooler would it have been if Pucci could feel the joestar bloodline and Dio himself in Giorno

@@kadonpalma1600 I mean, didn't he feel that in the other three sons?

@@jo2399just the DIO line. technically giorno was conceived using DIO’s blood in jonathan’s body. pucci’s head would have exploded

It would be really lame to use him once more.

I replay that event every single day in eyes of heaven just to see what could have been

I wish for that too,but araki nerfed them, so..

@@pieceofcheese1198 that game was the best. Imagine that the part 10 ends the jojo adventure.

@@normalasian5042 probably

@@normalasian5042 I'd jizz myself if it was revealed that something along the lines of the eyes of heaven crossover was gonna be the ending. I truly believe Araki can do that very well.

It isn't lol. Even if giorno had requiem stand active it won't ever be possible for giorno to revert time acceleration to zero cuz pucci actions isn't towards him and not evil