If The World was actually in real time
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3 жыл бұрынAuthor: 岑寂轮回
Source: www.bilibili.com/video/BV18Z4...
@kekyoin1148 7 ай бұрын
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@lakimbo 7 ай бұрын
no
@WiktorKazmierczak-bg5rm 5 ай бұрын
But yes Dio can stop times only for 5 second But... When times is stopped times stop So 5 second actually can be 10 minutes
@user-yu7zt6nk1j 3 ай бұрын
気になったんだけどkakyoinじゃなくてkekyoinなのには何か意味があるの？
@Hektols 3 жыл бұрын
Not only he wastes time talking, his enemies don't even hear his gloating.
@sasdagreat8052 3 жыл бұрын
"This is a test." *skip* "Wouldn't you agree, Jean Pierre Polnarref?"
@gabrielkrone237 3 жыл бұрын
Well.. Jotaro does
@WTFproductions0523 3 жыл бұрын
“Did... Did you just skip your own monologue?” - one confused French man.
@inkdd1463 3 жыл бұрын
Dio is just monologuing to himself as a self esteem boost
@AbdefFable1 3 жыл бұрын
His therapist told him it would be good for him after he told him his traumatic past experiences with 'his body'
@snoips2921 3 жыл бұрын
"- Removed a glitch where DIO's Time Stop could last as long as a dialogue is played."
@moment-zj5qt 3 жыл бұрын
-Increased 20 meter radius of the emerald splash to 25 -Buffed Killer Queen by adding Bites The Dust skill -Greatly decreased base intelligence stat for The Hand
@ValiTheSaltMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@moment-zj5qt -increased Jotaro damage from 50% death to 200% death
@qra7024 3 жыл бұрын
-Patched a glitch where Jotaro could stop time for 5 seconds.
@lusian4758 3 жыл бұрын
- Buffed Rohan by letting him draw in the air
@ValiTheSaltMan 3 жыл бұрын
-Kakion can now be reused
@aldovesper1362 Жыл бұрын
That one where Dio was laughing so long he wasted his time felt a little _too_ in character.
@rahadianaryo5979 Жыл бұрын
LOL ya, dude...😅😆😆😆
@lolcode9443 18 күн бұрын
@@rahadianaryo5979 That he did
@rahadianaryo5979 18 күн бұрын
@@lolcode9443 01:17
@rahadianaryo5979 18 күн бұрын
@@lolcode9443 01:21 - 01:23 Well then, and now *it's ON* ...👊💥🍩!
@Bowfella Жыл бұрын
Dio flying in a T-pose while being mangled to pieces screaming about how he's won will never not be fucking hilarious.
@megalucario4909 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@alexanderinoa7850 Жыл бұрын
*”I’M BLEEDING! THAT MEANS I’VE WON!”*
@CODA96 Жыл бұрын
Why is the T-pose so funny? Never really thought about how funny this scene looked.
@megalucario4909 Жыл бұрын
@@CODA96 Dio flying away across the street, with beaten up so bad, and yet gloating about how all of this is his plan.....this is what is supposed to be funny
@Marioguy92 Жыл бұрын
Lol same! I always imagined a what-if situation where he flew passed Joseph, which makes it even funnier. XD
@Unclearrain 3 жыл бұрын
Dio like: What? Actual logic??? My worst enemy!
@Jason10101 3 жыл бұрын
ah yes yes
@shadowisbizarre 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jason10101 a yes bomb reverse go brr
@kirwai8691 3 жыл бұрын
If the where able to have a full 5 second conversation about killing eachother in real time they be talking damm fast
@xyuraatzy6361 3 жыл бұрын
Hm
@zaholykrusedar1459 3 жыл бұрын
Nah nah, must be: Actual logic? My only weakness!!!
@no-do5od 3 жыл бұрын
Logic: *exists* DIO: we don’t do that here.
@alisas2262 3 жыл бұрын
Logic: exists Araki:
@gustavosanches3454 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, Dio did say more than once that counting how much time passes when he stops time using normal time is a tricky thing and very hard to describe. And that kinda makes sense
@slookipos8907 3 жыл бұрын
@@gustavosanches3454 another person misspelled DIO's name? bruh moment
@bobbyxu7704 3 жыл бұрын
@@slookipos8907 Literally no cares cares about a spelling error on the internet. Unless you pick on those for a living then what can i say
@Dehydratedoctopus 3 жыл бұрын
It was once stated that JoJo's has different logic From our world So I guess that explains it
@alanz90 10 ай бұрын
I love how Jotaro's 1 second lasts longer than Dio's 5 seconds lol
@scottwade1954 4 ай бұрын
Nah. It just felt like an eternity to Dio.
@x3woots Ай бұрын
13 seconds in total
@BloxxyMemes Ай бұрын
5 seconds was around the time he could stop time for (in part 3) he could stop time for 1-2 seconds in part 4 because of lacks of training
@tyranttensai Ай бұрын
@@BloxxyMemesno, it was because he hadn’t stopped time in ten years
@BloxxyMemes Ай бұрын
@@tyranttensai same thing tbh, he didnt train his TS in 10 years
@therosrex5488 Жыл бұрын
I love the modern adaptation of Jojo, but this makes me think of how well the old OVA handled Dio's timestops. Dude would literally just disappear mid-frame, and pop up somewhere else. The way it was portrayed was legit scary at times.
@kirby89000 Жыл бұрын
I often think about how that the ova was the best adaptation of the fight because of how scary dio is portrayed like you say. He moves mid dialogue appearing somewhere else shows he is good with the ability.
@SakuraAvalon Жыл бұрын
Is Dio supposed to be scary, though? He's an over the top, fabulous~, body builder in spandex, with an orange coat and baggy pants, covered in green hearts.
@kirby89000 Жыл бұрын
@@SakuraAvalon is a creature that feeds on blood whose only weakness is sunlight or the destruction of his physical fighting spirit not inherently scary
@SakuraAvalon Жыл бұрын
@@kirby89000 In a world where people can catch bullets at point blank range, punch trucks into submission, strike down a guy moving at the speed of light, turn anything into a bomb and heal a person blown up into pieces by punching them rapidly? No, not really.
@shawnscientifica6689 Жыл бұрын
@@SakuraAvalon Everyone can't do that in Jojo, Jotaro is indeed terrifying to normal people and even to other stand users. He had the strongest and fastest stand up to that point. And it's not like any of this was easy, Jotaro had to go all out to get this fight in his favor and then by sheer luck it was he could also control time or he'd be dead.
@violetshadowstone5250 3 жыл бұрын
This whole video is an immortal vampire forgetting he can't count
@AsuraBoss 3 жыл бұрын
So you’re saying if The Count from Sesame Street was the villain, Jotaro would’ve lost?
@blyat8832 3 жыл бұрын
Duh
@diobrando666 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@infoniwceniocwdhvredidhave8126 3 жыл бұрын
@@AsuraBoss probably
@MP-vc4nu 3 жыл бұрын
@@diobrando666 You should had never skipped Kindergarden
@ThrasherDBS 3 жыл бұрын
"Dio fucks up the quicktime events in cutscenes."
@endergenesis2618 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@sharavy6851 3 жыл бұрын
Take my like u bastard
@freddyfazbear7574 3 жыл бұрын
@@sharavy6851 Wait I messed up because I was looking at thi-
@Gr8wizardofAus 3 жыл бұрын
i was the 690 like praise me fuckers
@Kagur_a 3 жыл бұрын
Fake dio..
@Ammiad 6 ай бұрын
I love how 2:27 implies that his failure caused him to just permanently have an aura of sadness around him
@bluesyrupgc4224 2 ай бұрын
“Dio is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness”
@T1DAL-RUSH 2 ай бұрын
@@bluesyrupgc4224STOP NOT KURAPIKA
@user-om2kq9wr9d 2 ай бұрын
Poor, poor Dio
@daisy12pinkanime85 16 күн бұрын
@@T1DAL-RUSH Some parts of Hunter x Hunter really reminded me of Jojo lol
@fffffplayer1 5 ай бұрын
I love the idea of Dio constantly wasting his time stop seconds and getting stomped throughout the fight, but never learning and repeating the same mistake again and again.
@qtaro-7097 3 жыл бұрын
Dio: *stops time and laughs for 5 seconds Jotaro: *attacks right after 5 seconds Dio: *N A N I??!!!!*
@droplet_real 3 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: can't handle the laughing of dio
@beryreby6517 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the Most Funny Part of it XD
@judasrx7980 3 жыл бұрын
Za bruh moment
@iamdying9339 3 жыл бұрын
I’d think he’d attack after 4 seconds cause he can move in time stop 😳
@cameronballz6154 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ade.3673 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: Dio failing every QTE since he ain't using cheated controllers.
@shinchanthebest 3 жыл бұрын
yes you have 105 likes :D
@ade.3673 3 жыл бұрын
holy shi-
@itsmeal19382 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate alternate title: dio dies because his ts is bad
@randomvideosandstuff9625 3 жыл бұрын
tdetect not aveileble
@Nah-NoNeed_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@shinchanthebest 3.2K
@asharpiesniffer7553 Жыл бұрын
For those who don’t know, the reason why dio’s time stop seems to last longer than it’s supposed to is because araki had so much detail in the original manga that couldn’t be captured in the actual timeframe.
@unvato1625 Жыл бұрын
Ye, it's hard to represent stopped Time in static drawings
@confused4069 Жыл бұрын
Also we are seeing this from their perspective
@Marcelelias11 Жыл бұрын
Nah, it's because talking is a free action
@crisscross2844 Жыл бұрын
In universe reason I think is that it’s just for shits and giggles and it’s actually MINUTES not seconds but Im pretty sure that’s wrong
@ctts9946 Жыл бұрын
@@crisscross2844 if it was minutes pucci… and jotaro would destroy the entire part 4
@Redeadhunter Жыл бұрын
Dio dramatically taking off his cape only to get fucking annihilated by Emerald Splash in the first thirty seconds is the funniest shit I have ever seen
@ThysaniaAg 4 ай бұрын
My favorite part too 😂 he definitely didn’t deflect that Emerald Splash
@astralastrid4150 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: The world but if talking wasn't a free action
@liamassassingaming922 3 жыл бұрын
A d&d player or pathfinder?
@cactus6604 3 жыл бұрын
@@liamassassingaming922 why not both?
@mistalemontrout8659 3 жыл бұрын
Dio would be dead right there and then
@bynightfall_4516 3 жыл бұрын
Both here. Technically both are free
@chaonimation9586 3 жыл бұрын
LOL this is gold!!
@derekg5006 3 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: *literally just walks away* DIO who spent ages looking for a road roller just to miss
@ichigokaze7823 3 жыл бұрын
HFTF vibes right there
@bestpriest2224 3 жыл бұрын
What about the construction workers the next day?
@scarecrow5848 3 жыл бұрын
@@bestpriest2224 they're fine.
@MAR19980 3 жыл бұрын
well roadrollers would crush human for sure
@errorcode1249 3 жыл бұрын
A road roller huh? I've only heard of a roada rolaaaa da
@Comkill117 Жыл бұрын
I like how talking doesn’t pause time for DIO, but when Jotaro does it it works, and then he actually does beat DIO in less than a second.
@thexatronantch 4 ай бұрын
tbf the video was if THE WORLD was in real time not if TIME STOPS were in real time
@stargazer1998 4 ай бұрын
@@thexatronantchwhenever jotaro uses time stop in part 4 he says “Star platinum: The world!” Implying that it is, fact, covered by “the world”
@DikshitSukhdeep 3 ай бұрын
@@stargazer1998 what if Jotaro casted Star Platinum: Bites the Dust 🤔
@rquantum7754 2 ай бұрын
@@thexatronantch basically if dio doesnt attack with hes stand time doesnt count thats why he was counting while throwing knifes he was attackıng but if he wasnt attackıng only walkıng talking it doesnt count its not for flex or anything being cool its just facts dio was throwing knifes and counting time everytime the world opens and closses and stops counting and starts again ı thınk only if hes stand out hes time starts counting thats my theory
@SupermewX300 Ай бұрын
@@stargazer1998 This fight is from Part 3 tho.
@josukehigashikata2990 Жыл бұрын
DIO is like that one kid in school who believes he can stop time and everyone freezes for 4 seconds to make fun of him, and jotaro is that one kid who has no patience for him
@genericedgyinternetuser4930 Жыл бұрын
Oddly specific. I take it such a thing happened to you?
@sumansaxena2277 9 ай бұрын
@@genericedgyinternetuser4930Fr, no way this never happened
@waffler-yz3gw 7 ай бұрын
i like when people do unbelievably specific "oh guys remember when X happened" and it has never happened to *anyone*
@DerUberStern 4 ай бұрын
Dude if I were that kid and everyone played along like that, I wouldn't feel made fun of, I'd feel like the coolest kid in the class
@tacop7824 3 жыл бұрын
*Earth's Balance Changes:* -Nerfed hamon -Nerfed vampires resistance -Nerfed time stopping abilities
@paperbackwriter1111 3 жыл бұрын
- GoldenExperience Requiem patched out - GER patched back in - Programmer in purgatory
@xjeremygh1552 3 жыл бұрын
@@paperbackwriter1111 more like data reset
@gatorpog9752 3 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew-gj6jf update : deleted game and working on a second version with no vampires no hamon and no time stoping
@minhpn5711 3 жыл бұрын
Nerf muscle growth. Buff lip size
@VoibbleLunchbox 3 жыл бұрын
-Removed Diavolo -Removed Diavolo -Removed Diavolo -Removed Diavolo
@bruhyougotthebeef3525 3 жыл бұрын
This is like watching one of those “Every Failed Quick time event” compilations
@andrewlance3898 3 жыл бұрын
@CHRISTOPHER TRAN There is only fail
@SamLoki 3 жыл бұрын
Every failed stop time event compilation
@legosans926 3 жыл бұрын
@CHRISTOPHER TRAN lmao
@meruzhansargsyan1476 3 жыл бұрын
Bro this is such a good analogy
@CTBOYSTB4L 3 жыл бұрын
You mean speedrun?
@StarPlatinum7912 9 ай бұрын
This makes dio’s screaming much more pathetic and crazy-looking, instead of cool and threatening. Very interesting!
@MK-zs1md Жыл бұрын
教訓:皆さん、時間を大切にしましょう♥️無駄使いは駄目♥️
@user-gn4tz1td9h Жыл бұрын
キミの敗因は 時間の無駄遣い❤
@normageannepereira9286 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@HaGy. Жыл бұрын
muda muda
@SatoNarrator Жыл бұрын
DIOの「無駄無駄！」は時間の無駄遣いを楽しんでるセリフだったのか
@user-pu2ch5lx8y Жыл бұрын
ヒソカですか？
@Kdot2468 3 жыл бұрын
The world: DIO QUICKLY YOU ONLY HAVE 5 SECO- DIO: I need talk
@hogan_property 3 жыл бұрын
And muahahahaha and wryyyy
@alargeredlizard3003 3 жыл бұрын
The World: wow you iDIOt *let's sta platjina win*
@alargeredlizard3003 3 жыл бұрын
@@discharm210 oh? Your approaching me?
@discharm210 3 жыл бұрын
The World: Okay, now you can stop time for 8 second, use it wisely and kill Jotaro quickly DIO: Well, let me search for a roadroller first
@justinytheninja9628 3 жыл бұрын
At least he got to kill a cat
@danishjordan5081 3 жыл бұрын
Giorno: *Are you winning dad?* DIO: **Literally gets Oblirated**
@clowshonen1229 3 жыл бұрын
628 likes with no comment damn
@am-cz2tf 3 жыл бұрын
homie needs more likes
@tanavdesai4010 3 жыл бұрын
@@am-cz2tf and replies
@TechnoTekk 3 жыл бұрын
*Obliterated
@yan.370 3 жыл бұрын
The dad is losing,bu the son kept winning infinite time
@Trid3nt861 Жыл бұрын
The most powerful thing about about Dio isnt his stand, or his fighting prowess.... its his ginormous ego.
@iantaakalla8180 Жыл бұрын
I mean, his ego is partially how he amassed a bevy of Stand users, so it worked up until he kept shoving them into the Stardust Crusaders’s faces and made it possible for them to kill him.
@ElloMoto875 Жыл бұрын
1:45 by far my favorite moment 😂
@hakaishinkim7409 Жыл бұрын
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one it had me dying😭😂
@nogamingz2785 Жыл бұрын
What's the music name tho
@GarkKahn Жыл бұрын
We all lost at least one taxi in our lifetime so it's relatable
@boyfriend8953 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Lovemrdaeng 7 ай бұрын
Hahahaha 😂😂
@washada 3 жыл бұрын
Dio might be a vampire, but he’s no Count.
@themostracistofthemall 3 жыл бұрын
Have my like and get the hell out
@probablynotviolet 3 жыл бұрын
wow
@konodioda7755 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@patrykdabrowski1788 3 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tss
@garrelriper3764 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@inter1519 3 жыл бұрын
Dio: Stops time for 9 seconds, actually takes 9 seconds. Jotaro: Stops time for 5 seconds, actually takes 10 seconds Dio: *Bruh* Edit: This comment became a warzone cause of my joke being inconsistent lmao.
@falconr4534 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh (Make chain)
@wtfamidoing4011 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@JotaroKujo-nj4bx 3 жыл бұрын
Lol get fucked, trash
@jacksonham5480 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ThatSpaceMann 3 жыл бұрын
@@KungFuKendrick *Are you sure about that?*
@hayden.A0 Жыл бұрын
3:15 is hilarious to me, it's as if Dio had a voice crack out of sheer shock XD
@jrs4753 Жыл бұрын
Dio using his entire time stop just to laugh is so in character
@feinky8489 3 жыл бұрын
*Dio lost every fight without his talkshit ability*
@gabeastard8572 3 жыл бұрын
That's the anime logic my dude
@hel1140 3 жыл бұрын
He wasted 5 seconds to laugh Hell
@kingjoker8399 3 жыл бұрын
Not really he killed everyone without it he even killed Jonathan without it
@ChillPlays 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingjoker8399 He meant in the video
@gabeastard8572 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingjoker8399 dude Dio's ego like a an wild animal that's why he lost every time.
@Nap-1 3 жыл бұрын
When you unlock a boss as a playble character:
@hel1140 3 жыл бұрын
When the boss that has 20 semi health bars get to be an unlockable character and is weaker than the starting character:
@Nero_PR 3 жыл бұрын
When the Playable Boss has a totally different move set.
@OGPepsiman 3 жыл бұрын
Lego games in a nutshell
@Sanjikun01 3 жыл бұрын
@Player i was looking for this and im not disappointed lmao
@mosaadytboi7707 3 жыл бұрын
@Charlie Juan yes I umlocked it
@RealCoolstriker64 3 ай бұрын
0:31 I appreciate that you even help Dio out by removing wasteful shots here.
@bunn_y Жыл бұрын
i like how you cut certain parts to be forgiving but DIO still took too much time
@mariogutierrez2961 3 жыл бұрын
DIO: Stops time and laughs for 5 seconds Jotaro: attacks after 5 seconds DIO. N A N I ?!?!?!
@eduman2106 3 жыл бұрын
He thought he could stop the clock. Now look at what has become of him. Memento mori.
@roserazor4807 3 жыл бұрын
Unus Annus
@Mechagodzilla128 3 жыл бұрын
@@roserazor4807 Anus?
@jack_who_is_he 3 жыл бұрын
Fellow UA fan memento mori
@jack_who_is_he 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mechagodzilla128 you won’t get it
@solarboi4979 3 жыл бұрын
"it wont even take a second to finish you off" -accelerates time
@Johsther 3 жыл бұрын
Star Platinum: Made in Heaven!!
@deadlykiss8697 3 жыл бұрын
@@Johsther .Apparently then Jotaro said "So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum..." for Pucci... Yeah it makes sense.
@tinapi2026 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Star in Platinum
@jarofbread1175 3 жыл бұрын
Made in Platinum sounds pretty cool
@25.aohoangminh70 3 жыл бұрын
@@Johsther no, star platinum: made in the world
@jirehdelatonga2888 Жыл бұрын
I love how it looks like one of those old video games when you aren’t fast enough in timed situations
@kentaki283 Жыл бұрын
2:15 this is hilarious 😂
@crusaderjess 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this: Polnereff is at the stairs, Dio only has five seconds, *time begins to move again and Dio is just holding Polnereff like -_-*
@caustic5131 3 жыл бұрын
Someone pls make this!
@nen5356 3 жыл бұрын
@@caustic5131 pow kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fJhiYNZzm5uzaH0.html i made it
@cursedbutter 3 жыл бұрын
I’m the 69th like of this comment
@caustic5131 3 жыл бұрын
@@cursedbutter *nice*
@caustic5131 3 жыл бұрын
@@nen5356 well done!
@koelee 2 жыл бұрын
DIO wasting The World by laughing the entire time is such a DIO thing to do.
@persikbasin7049 2 жыл бұрын
He could kill jotaro because he had no time movement left, but he seduced jotaro mentaly
@owu9227 2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@No_maidens29 2 жыл бұрын
The other idiot thing Why kill the others WHEN YOUR TARGET IS THE JOESTARS AND WHY DIDNT YOU RUN TO THEM TO SAVE REAL TIME
@bricky7 2 жыл бұрын
are u going to ignore the fact that while trying to kill kakyoin, he stopped time just to take off his fucking cape
@twil1ghtt 2 жыл бұрын
@@No_maidens29 U call I, DIO, an idiot?
@ThaProd1gy Жыл бұрын
I honestly like how dio isn't really worried about killing the jojos....but was more focused on flexing Jonathan's body with his vampire blood
@jekblom123 Жыл бұрын
"Time" in the Jojo anime has always been weird, especially when a character is falling. Like before Johnathan and Dio crashed to the floor and he does that internal monologue as he catches himself on the spear. Or the time Joseph is falling off that cliff with Straits and he's able to stick falling icicles together with hamon to make a makeshift pole to hold onto.
@aquinotub 7 ай бұрын
In all anime because they come from the manga, in the manga all dialogues can occur in 1 single panel that in jojos that is 1 second, if you see the manga you will see how all the time stopped of Dio happens in very few panel
@BallsEater83 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: dio getting beat up compilation because his time stop doesn’t last half the episode Edit: oh cool thanks for likes lol
@bill-bath9621 3 жыл бұрын
Just reminding you that part 4 Star Platinum’s time stop was only 2 seconds
@notso_cody 3 жыл бұрын
@@bill-bath9621 Jotaro ages more, then his time stop limit decreases. Maybe (17,18,19,20) = 5 seconds (21,22,23,24) = 4 seconds (25,26,27,28) = 3 seconds (28) = 2 seconds before reaching (29)
@snos69420 3 жыл бұрын
@@notso_cody u forget part 6
@notso_cody 3 жыл бұрын
@@snos69420 Hmm
@jonasbelchior3668 3 жыл бұрын
@@notso_cody In part 6 when he was about fourty his ts is five seconds.
@magicfibre 2 жыл бұрын
Ngl, stopping time for the sole purpose of laughing at your opponent for the entire duration is one hell of a power move
@tabien888 2 жыл бұрын
Outstanding move
@solankiminal210 2 жыл бұрын
@@tabien888 power move
@retrogorilla6523 2 жыл бұрын
Same energy as the kids playing Fortnite
@washada 2 жыл бұрын
The best part is that they'll never know about it.
@Voidi-Void 2 жыл бұрын
im the fifth comment. you're welcome mista.
@belabordeaux1037 Жыл бұрын
0:45 is the most underrated part imo. Home boi just rolls up and floors him!
@darkstudios693 Жыл бұрын
2:48 Dio looking like Giorno's hairstyle.
@megalucario4909 Жыл бұрын
Imao this where he got inspiration from
@Vinc3PT Жыл бұрын
💀
@jerome464 Жыл бұрын
He looks like nothing
@pany6631 Жыл бұрын
@@jerome464 his body is full of holes
@Kasunex 3 жыл бұрын
If this would be canon, DIO is even worse than Okuyasu in terms of intelligence
@UserName-gt2xx 3 жыл бұрын
So your saying i'm smarter than a vampire?
@Kasunex 3 жыл бұрын
@@UserName-gt2xx PeRhApS
@DanielRodriguez-so5vv 3 жыл бұрын
@@UserName-gt2xx maybe
@harg5544 3 жыл бұрын
@@UserName-gt2xx could be
@davidgancho2914 3 жыл бұрын
@@UserName-gt2xx well yes but no
@TayoEXE 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Dio wastes his 5-9 seconds every time with useless dialogue while Jotaro literally speed kicks his butt in literally less than a second.
@justbny9278 3 жыл бұрын
@Ult Divine Spinning Soft Tusk Over Heaven Requiem he did crack his skull once though, Dio couldn't even do that and it's impossible Jotaro would survive it
@everburnerfish 3 жыл бұрын
"I barely have enough time to get to kira" *timestops* "Koichi you really area reliable guy we should go on a date some time wait nevermind you're like 14 ok maybe i should kill kira now nah nevermind imma just eat dinner first what should i get to eat maybe thaf new italian place no i think I'll just cook oh yeah gotta kill kira" a summary of the end of the Bites the Dust arc
@friendliest_boi9261 3 жыл бұрын
Speedrun tactics
@Pokemaster-wg9gx 3 жыл бұрын
@@everburnerfish that feel when Jotaro’s time stop in part 4 is shorter because he’s barely used it in 10 years and something something difference between a 17 year old body and a 27 year old body but it took him like an hour to learn time stop and he didn’t even try to train it to get back up to where he was
@lernaze871 3 жыл бұрын
Fax no printer🖨
@BokuGaKiraDa_ Жыл бұрын
DIO: "I can stop time for even longer!" The creator: "5 Seconds"
@nothingbutahooman8136 Жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the amount of work put into this, this would actually fit it in the real anime, some parts maybe not but still
@jonquilgemstone 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: DIO was still disoriented from being in a coffin for 100 years, and so he lost all sense of time and nobody's corrected him about the length of seconds.
@lordofchromium1534 3 жыл бұрын
That should be cannon
@maxarch06 3 жыл бұрын
Jack Haunt it IS brother
@Charles-zl1ue 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe.
@daimo5410 3 жыл бұрын
True
@bestpriest2224 3 жыл бұрын
@@Charles-zl1ue Interesting
@justin289 2 жыл бұрын
DIO's logic 1 second has past... 1 min later *2 S E C O N D S*
@justin289 2 жыл бұрын
@jacknom 21 lol
@phantomkg4869 2 жыл бұрын
Not trying to ruin the joke but I think dio moves faster when time is stopped. He can do 5 minutes worth of things in 10 seconds. That or he can’t count
@Snavels 2 жыл бұрын
I believe that in anime logic, them talking to themselves actually realistically only lasts for less than a second as they're actually just thinking to themselves aloud, and the talking is so the audience can also hear it.
@justin289 2 жыл бұрын
@@Snavels hmm that actually makes sense
@justin289 2 жыл бұрын
@@phantomkg4869 this makes a lot of sense too
@harshdhindsa2255 Жыл бұрын
i like the fact that they essentially just start magically flying at the end
@jomoduggins847 3 ай бұрын
I can imagine someone chilling on the bridge and then you a road roller pop out of nowhere and some guy goes flying off then explodes
@truboo4268 3 жыл бұрын
Dio wasted his five seconds versus Kakyoin just to take off his cape and honestly? Mood.
@gamerlife5246 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@pqbdwmnu 2 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna die you might as well do it fabulously
@breadman8100 2 жыл бұрын
and another 5 just to laugh lmao
@kubotheinconsideratefool4208 2 жыл бұрын
mood, but he was blocking the emeralds
@Sn8kDr 2 жыл бұрын
Dio laughs for 5 fucking seconds like geez do a attack
@legodude7219 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Dio getting bullied for being an idiot
@Sebastian.... 3 жыл бұрын
well you cant spell i_DIO_t without DIO
@jingles21 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sebastian.... 😳
@legodude7219 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sebastian.... lmaoo
@giornogiovanna3245 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sebastian.... damn apply some water on the burns
@layalsaleh4103 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sebastian.... damn
@user-zt1oj3es6r Жыл бұрын
1:16 ここ笑ってるだけで5秒終わるのホント草 ナニィィ！！？？じゃないんだよ
@hakaishinkim7409 Жыл бұрын
Ok but why is no one taking about how funny 1:50 is😭😂
@rifatbobos 3 жыл бұрын
"Your enemy can stop time" **Panik** "He can only do it for 5 seconds" **Kalm** "You are in JoJo" **PANIK** "Real seconds are applied" **Kalm**
@dc_epic123 3 жыл бұрын
Dio can stop time for like 7 seconds then 9
@snaj9989 3 жыл бұрын
REAL SECONDS ARE APPLIED *Panik*
@electricradcliffe82 3 жыл бұрын
Literally any anime character: * gets stabbed in the heart and is about to die * Also them: h-how c-could it happen like this my daughter and wife are waiting for me also they probably made dinner, hmm my wife's food is so good like that time she make that Curry, wait did I leave my oven on? Well I guess that doesn't matter now that I'm going to die... Wait I didn't even hit the ground yet.
@HWOLS 3 жыл бұрын
@@dc_epic123 its 5 sec then 9 after he got joseph blood
@ayushsahu4125 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😭
@Candy-ty3zv 3 жыл бұрын
"2 seconds have passed" * 10 seconds later * "3 seconds have passed" Dio's Logic xD
@silcon2469 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@beardieboy8458 3 жыл бұрын
He lose because he didnt attend to math class when Joseph did.
@sadkritx6200 3 жыл бұрын
Lol dio and frieza probably had a common ancestor
@pluggothesluggo5509 3 жыл бұрын
time could work however he wants when it is stopped
@Nah-NoNeed_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@pluggothesluggo5509 that’s not the case. He didn’t have control over time. He could just stop it. He even said himself he doesn’t know how long for, he’s just guessing.
@Hana_Beleth 2 ай бұрын
It's funny how DIO wastes his time for 5 seconds laughing and then is surprised that someone hit him
@sniperz5187 Жыл бұрын
This is top tier editing and drawing Whoever made this video is a legend
@22neosiriwongwattana12 3 жыл бұрын
DIO must stop wasting his time.
@Eren-ki1dc 3 жыл бұрын
Actually he is not wasting any time because he stops time
@lens_the_martyr 3 жыл бұрын
DIO must stop wasting his stopped time.
@M_ZS19 3 жыл бұрын
@@lens_the_martyr ZA WARUDO
@dapurple3394 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eren-ki1dc you're Genius👍
@Eren-ki1dc 3 жыл бұрын
@@lens_the_martyr he cant waste any time in stopped time because there no time in stopped time
@vortechstg4091 3 жыл бұрын
I would actually love a version of Dio where he just dicks around in stopped time and gets absolutely nothing done or starts monologues and gets cut off in the middle of them.
@itsclawfee6094 3 жыл бұрын
@@rymaix Lol k
@nevzky5850 3 жыл бұрын
@@rymaix I'm subscribing just for that
@Tururu134 3 жыл бұрын
@@rymaix you got a sub
@dragonmaster2453 3 жыл бұрын
@@rymaix Ah. A fellow small time animator. I’ll sub to you so I can see that video of yours.
@LucarioDoT 3 жыл бұрын
@@rymaix sold
@alanz90 10 ай бұрын
So is no one gonna talk about how fire the thumbnail is?!
@gauche5800 8 ай бұрын
lmao if only it really happened that way
@MrAceAwesome1 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing when he used his 5 seconds to just laugh
@gimme_eliter4k720 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: it only stops time for how long dio thinks is 5 seconds
@hondaaccord1399 3 жыл бұрын
DIO: *gets engrossed in a book* Time: *p-please, sir, it's been 3 hours...*
@HumanoidCrearure 2 жыл бұрын
@@hondaaccord1399 That's a long time just reading the words: -Spiral staircase -Rhinoceros beetle -Desolation Row -Fig tart -Rhinoceros beetle -Via Dolorosa -Rhinoceros beetle -Singularity point -Giotto -Angel -Hydrangea -Rhinoceros beetle -Singularity point -Secret emperor
@ma-cg1il 2 жыл бұрын
What about jotaro?
@nithen8179 2 жыл бұрын
@@ma-cg1il for jotaro, time remains stopped until he says how reliable koichi is
@7UpMojitow 2 жыл бұрын
@@nithen8179 LMAO
@nuggetygoodness5485 3 жыл бұрын
One year also known as a “DIO second”
@MomiVel2xBilyonaryangMini 3 жыл бұрын
You mean DIOcade
@sutart488 3 жыл бұрын
@@MomiVel2xBilyonaryangMini haha
@Lucere. 3 жыл бұрын
@@sutart488 OMG ITS YOU
@ltloxa1159 3 жыл бұрын
Still nothing compared to a namekian minute
@sutart488 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucere. H
@gunswordfist 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for the subtitles and crediting them. This was the best part lmao 1:58
@user-vp4lz8xu7y Жыл бұрын
1:50から狂おしいほど好き
@Momothepeachh 3 жыл бұрын
Dio is the type of person who would stop time just to check himself in the mirror and fix his makeup instead of actually destroying the joestar bloodline
@esper6119 3 жыл бұрын
honestly tho? king shit
@thousandyardstaree 3 жыл бұрын
that goes to diavolo too
@Definitely_not_ai 3 жыл бұрын
But he can’t see himself in a mirror.
@Xxiz268 3 жыл бұрын
@@Definitely_not_ai thats part of the joke
@2inchdefeater347 3 жыл бұрын
No im not
@tedhinklater3203 2 жыл бұрын
plot twist: DIO couldn't actually stop time and everyone just stopped moving to humor him
@knowitallogistperson9728 2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@taumsauk2178 2 жыл бұрын
Our group of normal people create a little bit of social teasing in this point of time
@_wiholxda_9307 2 жыл бұрын
Even bullets
@furiousstudios4438 2 жыл бұрын
Even bystanders
@Mattymart 2 жыл бұрын
Even kakyoin who let dio come close enough to punch a hole in his stomach!
@okinob3121 Жыл бұрын
時とめ大半笑って終わってんの草
@user-bj9zv5vg7x Жыл бұрын
てめえの敗因は…たった一つだぜ…DIO…たった一つのシンプルな答えだ…………てめえは時間を無駄にした…
@kingcrimson4133 9 ай бұрын
かっこよすぎww
@-_caioworld_-re969 3 жыл бұрын
Dio: spends 5 seconds of his precious time stop laughing Also Dio while being punched through the chest: NANI?
@speedwagon_69 3 жыл бұрын
Kakyoin : well well, look how tables turned
@islam.peachfull 3 жыл бұрын
@@speedwagon_69 bruh
@megaslayer 3 жыл бұрын
No.. The magnet trick, he spent 50 seconds in stopped time to explain it
@Chook181 3 жыл бұрын
Dio would waste The World just laughing to himself in stopped time
@Dilapidated_Dilo 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me
@darthvader3969 3 жыл бұрын
Its ZA WARUDO you uncultured swine
@augustas2592 3 жыл бұрын
@@darthvader3969 "WARDU" 😂😂
@jackiematanza2791 3 жыл бұрын
@@darthvader3969 WARUDO*
@penny7161 3 жыл бұрын
Dio probably thought of a really funny joke and doesn't want the crusaders to question him
@itsshrimp91 8 күн бұрын
Bros whole stand was about time and he STILL aint got time 😂
@zeallust8542 Жыл бұрын
You edited this really really well
@urgence1271 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this in part 4 lol Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDO! "koichi, you really are a reliable gu- *_KILLER QUEEN: BITES ZA DUSTO_*
@FakeSnows 3 жыл бұрын
search “Jotaro miscalculates hes timestop” theres a video like that
@RinkachiVilar 3 жыл бұрын
@@FakeSnows his you mean :3
@jotarokujo6440 3 жыл бұрын
“I Jotaro Kujo however, am not.”
@wtfisthisbitch 3 жыл бұрын
"Yare yare daz- ..Oh fuck"
@saintsmash7481 3 жыл бұрын
lets just not even say that
@Mista_Cassla 2 жыл бұрын
Haha the part where he just laughs and runs out of time ⌛️ 🤣
@SolidArc91 Жыл бұрын
A very DIO thing to do.
@nvitor3033 Жыл бұрын
time ends in stopped time ☠️
@speedwagonisdagoat 9 ай бұрын
WRYYYYYYYYYY
@frankunbaphomet3206 9 ай бұрын
That's my favorite of all these lmfao
@naprit0802 8 ай бұрын
Ladno
@littlepenguin255 Ай бұрын
1:16 bro literally spend 5 secs to laugh :skull:
@adolflenin5886 Жыл бұрын
5秒だけ時間止まれるなんて無意味な力じゃないのか、DIO? 笑
@Jos14h. Жыл бұрын
truly is.
@user-lj7qi9kd4k Жыл бұрын
実際に戦ってたら5秒はめっちゃデカいよ FPSゲーとかで5秒間止まってみ
@mork4466 3 жыл бұрын
1:18 Dio literally just spent all his 5 second on laughing
@unbelievablegaming497 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@apocalypse5228 3 жыл бұрын
Of course its very important
@Yeheah 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha . . . . . *NANIIII?!?!?!?!*
@nijanomokizimaru5653 3 жыл бұрын
Juan Antonio Mora Arroyo u
@RemiliaScarlet0 3 жыл бұрын
5 seconds later the same man gets impaled with glass and gets hit through his stomach
@rurijo3169 3 жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair, Dio’s a lawyer, not a mathematician
@emptyvending8964 2 жыл бұрын
Dio Brando: Ace Attorney
@sort6726 2 жыл бұрын
What? lol You don't need to be a mathematician to know how to count to five
@PyroBlank 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, so you are objecting me? Than object me as much as you like!
@66ixty9ine 2 жыл бұрын
@@emptyvending8964 Dio Attorney
@siryakari34 2 жыл бұрын
That's...true
@Kind-Barley-Tea Жыл бұрын
タクシーにおいていかれたところで笑った
@skeepodoop5197 2 ай бұрын
"So it turns out that gloating and talking to yourself while you're on a 5 second timer is a bad idea..."
@dehydrateddarkness3565 3 жыл бұрын
In Dio's defense: Time was stopped, so no seconds did pass
@Rassyoo 3 жыл бұрын
Big Brain???? HOW DID THIS MAN SOLVE
@theanimegamerboi8589 3 жыл бұрын
Is a woman look at the profile
@narwani3168 3 жыл бұрын
@@---dj5mc r/wooosh
@Vyzante 3 жыл бұрын
@@narwani3168 that wasnt a joke he was talking about
@narwani3168 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vyzante wdym
@WhO_Man_ Жыл бұрын
3:14 I love how dio was just monologuing then when he saw jotaro about to attack he immediately stopped talking
@crispyandspicy6813 2 күн бұрын
"I can stop time for 5 seconds! Now let me do an elaborate monologue to claim a victory i have yet to fully achieve"
@rosebean7168 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, it’s real time without dio and jotaro reading the entire bible
@ChesterTheGod 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Ical_aru 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@ilterroremarchigiano4522 3 жыл бұрын
reading the bible for the 1000th time
@ashwindfire8421 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO😂😂😂
@johntf2official 3 жыл бұрын
That's pucci's job
@thatoneguy41269 3 жыл бұрын
The beginning is what we all wanted Kakyoin to actually survive and live
@alisonsolano7814 2 жыл бұрын
I cried a whole life with Kakyoin
@NYWallCrawler 2 жыл бұрын
Even if he lives, he would still die on the plane on the way back to Japan, look it up.
@thatoneguy41269 2 жыл бұрын
@@NYWallCrawler wait what are you kidding me bro I fucking hate you so much rn-
@hypercommand8778 2 жыл бұрын
@@NYWallCrawler wait, why would he still die?
@crash8956 2 жыл бұрын
@@hypercommand8778 yea tell us
@Djmonlanther 5 ай бұрын
this is surprisingly very well animated, it looks like it straight from the show
@zengate1222 3 ай бұрын
Well, time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. He got a few good laughs out of those seconds, I'd say time well spent 👌
@PMBlackFox 3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense that Jotaro would actually use the second he had. He’s a high school student, he knows how to count.
@cromestone1684 3 жыл бұрын
I'm salty that he didn't count jotsro talking and when he does start the counter he speeds up all of jotaros movements to be lightspeed
@Xarros1 3 жыл бұрын
Jotaro was in his prime and he stopped time at that moment for 5 seconds. In part 4 he can only stop it for a second.
@rayfoxgaming105 3 жыл бұрын
@@Xarros1 I thought he can time stop for up to 3 sec in part 4 and that's alot consider how intelligent he is in p4
@amanthatchangedhisnameover7153 3 жыл бұрын
@@cromestone1684 jotsro
@guy_wh0_d0es_n0th1ng 3 жыл бұрын
@@cromestone1684 Jotaro? Nah. Its jotsro says an idiot who just bites the dust me.
@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta 3 жыл бұрын
In Dio's defense, he was in a box for like a century.
@Denzel9911 3 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION he was in a coffin and in my papers he knew what time it was
@alargeredlizard3003 3 жыл бұрын
@@Denzel9911 OBJECTION! Technically no time moves at all since TIME is stopped.
@Denzel9911 3 жыл бұрын
@@alargeredlizard3003 Hngggggg well uhhh
@Denzel9911 3 жыл бұрын
@@alargeredlizard3003 OBJECTION dio didn't get his ability till later on out of his coffin B)
@alargeredlizard3003 3 жыл бұрын
@@Denzel9911 OBJECTION! I'm talking about time not a coffin
@scarfgoat206 Жыл бұрын
When you’ve watched this exact video and it still recommends it to you again multiple times, a year later
@plauge800 Жыл бұрын
I love how it plays roundabout at the end
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