891 - Pretty Little Deathworlders : The Bringer Of War | Humans are Space Orcs | HFY

891 - Pretty Little Deathworlders : The Bringer Of War | Humans are Space Orcs | HFY | Terran

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What is Humans are space orcs?
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"Humans are space orcs" is a sci-fi based sub genre where in the galaxy as a whole humans are treated like and or behave such as orcs in our fantasy setting. These traits can be strength regeneration hardiness as well as many others. This sub Genre is closely linked with HFY and Earth is Space Australia. "Humans are space orcs" was made popular by tumblr and has spread to reddit with the aptly names r/Humansarespaceorcs. Humans Are Space Orcs was porpoised by youtuber P.M Seymour bringing it to a new audience.
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@manuelreingen8795 3 жыл бұрын

Operation BIG YEET was a success...

@redskull8354 3 жыл бұрын

Projectile weaponry at its finest. Ancestors proud af.

@lbochtler 3 жыл бұрын

Yeetimus maximus

@reaper7425 3 жыл бұрын

@@lbochtler *A FAT YEET*

@hollyferay8131 3 жыл бұрын

YEEEET

@hauntedmedic373 3 жыл бұрын

GRAYSTILLPLAYS Is proud.

@SuperMcmonster 3 жыл бұрын

A warning to all others who wish to fight Humans: We started our existence with rocks, we'll end it with rocks.

@spacetechempire510 3 жыл бұрын

It may not be same sized rock but a rock never less. Though it may be the size of a planet.

@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 3 жыл бұрын

BIG F****** ROCK IS THOUSAND TIME BETTER THAN NUKE

@spacetechempire510 3 жыл бұрын

@@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 if it’s going at a fraction the speed of light it can literally just one shot an entire star system. Let’s see if we took the combined mass of mars’s moons and launched them at lets say 37.5% the speed of light and it would to hit earth. Well our home world would get vaporized. (To lazy to do the math)

@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын

"and anyone else's if they aren't careful"

@seanpeacock4290 3 жыл бұрын

@@spacetechempire510 a fact that greystillplays takes to heart

@spacetechempire510 3 жыл бұрын

Alien monarch:”THEY THROW THE MOONS AT US” Humans: WE WOULD THROW ENTIRE STARS AT YOU IF WE COULD

@dranorcat44 3 жыл бұрын

dyson sphere torpedo's!!!!!!

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

pew pew

@spacetechempire510 3 жыл бұрын

@@dranorcat44 GIVE US WNOUGH TIME AND WE WILL MAKE IT. And now time for me to create a galaxy gun. It’s a gun that shoots galaxys

@ap_trial666 3 жыл бұрын

@@spacetechempire510 Might be out of topic, but there is exist an anime where the MC's humongous mechs throw not just a galaxy but TWO OF THEM! Oh by the way, the mech is manned by hundreds if not thousands of living beings alike since all of them came from various planets & civilizations to a last stand battle defending against personification of anti-matter. This is the closest you can get to that concept. Also the anime name is Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan if you wonder.

@Kolroling 3 жыл бұрын

@@ap_trial666 TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN!!!! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!

@JEL625 3 жыл бұрын

Humans making their earliest ancestors proud. Have a problem, throw a rock at it. Have a bigger problem? Throw a bigger rock!!! Great use of our evolutionary adaptation towards projectile weapons!

@Vadjansama 3 жыл бұрын

We have a say in México; "Según el sapo es la pedrada" (according to the toad is the stone) and is really easy to understand the point, the bigger the toad is the bigger the stone you need. XD

@aleisterlavey9716 3 жыл бұрын

Knap the stone sharp, glue it on a stick and throw it with a reversed ftl drive at your prey/enemy

@darlek_0017 3 жыл бұрын

Have a massive problem? Just throw a moon at it!

@sbritton1313 2 жыл бұрын

1: throw a rock at a problem, or hit it with a stick... 2: if (1) doesn't work, get a bigger rock or sharpen the stick... 3: if (2) doesn't work, group together and use multiple big rocks or sharpen sticks... 4: if (3) doesn't work, work together to throw a bigger rock, and make sharper sticks, if unable to make sharper stick, make something else sharper that's harder and use it. 5: if (4) doesn't work, use something to throw rock and stick further/faster. 6: if (5) doesn't work, improve launching device...

@LiamDerWandrer 2 жыл бұрын

@@sbritton1313 Hmm, seems to me that westarted to apply this even to our sciences and research methods at some point. E.g. the hydron collider. We really improved the launching device there to throw particles as the rocks to solve the problem of scientific research. And that is just one example of many. We love throwing and launching devices. And applying those principles to abstract concepts outside the box. XD

@citizen_grub4171 3 жыл бұрын

In the famous words of Killer Croc: "I threw a rock at him." "It was a big rock."

@properfunny 3 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind that was Batman at that point. He was probably being genuine with that or just trolling the table.

@drewahrens3141 3 жыл бұрын

For real laughed out loud.

@glittch135 3 жыл бұрын

And on this day we demanded peace. And when we did not get it... we mooned them.

@seanrobert9661 2 жыл бұрын

🌕

@natanoj16 Жыл бұрын

2 more likes needed!

@bansheexii 3 жыл бұрын

The enemy is surprised that we would shoot moons at anything. We had fun when some robot said you can't just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars

@drewahrens3141 3 жыл бұрын

"charges B.F.G with excitement"

@bogustoast22none25 3 жыл бұрын

The enemy is surprised we’d do it. We’re surprised no one did it sooner.

@KingMarkus222 3 жыл бұрын

Robot assistant: THE GIANT LASER CANNON IS ARMED AND READY, would you like to being firing?

@bansheexii 3 жыл бұрын

@@KingMarkus222 clickclickclickclick!

@mariahuber1438 3 жыл бұрын

You can't shoot a hole in a civilisation!

@alexcorl2247 3 жыл бұрын

Humanity said to the wolf-like aliens, "Behold, Moon-Moon"

@JEL625 3 жыл бұрын

And moom-moon jr!

@epicsakura101 3 жыл бұрын

Moon-Moon!

@bogustoast22none25 3 жыл бұрын

Moon Moon!

@Bjorn308 3 жыл бұрын

"In the name of the Moon-Moon, I will punish you!"

@brianl8481 2 жыл бұрын

Damn it Moon-Moon!

@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750 2 жыл бұрын

Maranni: They threw their *MOONS* at us!? Humans: We couldn't find anything bigger we could burn!

@britishneko3906 Жыл бұрын

"and the sun is too big!!"

@robertstoneking7916 Жыл бұрын

We are very good at throwing rocks.

@jowiemonster 11 ай бұрын

you could trow ceres at them.

@shadowlordalpha 10 ай бұрын

@@jowiemonster Lets be honest thats probably a shipyard atm

@Digimaster6662000 10 ай бұрын

@@britishneko3906 No, it's just that we still need the sun.

@GuukanKitsune 3 жыл бұрын

We must have learned a bit from the ACTUAL Orks to pull this one off.

@theenderdestruction2362 3 жыл бұрын

No the orks learned from us

@icanfly7038 2 жыл бұрын

EITHER WAY WE'Z GAVE DEM LAST GITZ A ROIGHT PROPPA KRUMPIN'

@Nerdiness1985 Жыл бұрын

@@icanfly7038 You FOGOTZ to paint it it yellow ya GIT!

@Kruglov762 Жыл бұрын

RED MAKS YA GO FASTA

@tachyon8317 2 жыл бұрын

Narration - "The had learnt the hard way, the Night Witches weren't to be ignored" My inner Sabaton fan - *fan-girl-style squealing of delight*

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@rembrandtshadows Жыл бұрын

all those loose tachyons floating about

@contrafax 5 ай бұрын

The Night Witches were my favorite Russian Fighting Unit out of WWII

@Salt_discriminater 3 жыл бұрын

This isn't even the first story where "throw a moon at 'em" is the answer

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

no its not , still fun though

@valashar5313 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril Hey, if it was good enough to kill Chewbacca in the old SW canon... ^_^

@Zael_Moonblade Жыл бұрын

@@valashar5313 'Good Enough'!? It was the only thing that could and even it failed at first!

@r.connor9280 3 жыл бұрын

Panic and Terror slew a giant. Poetry must be written

@masterblasterT47 3 жыл бұрын

The best advice on fighting humans:don't. The warqueen is underestimating her chosen foe. The warqueen has already lost, she just doesn't know it yet.

@KageRyuu6 3 жыл бұрын

Two tiny moons in exchange for one big one, seems like a fair trade.

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

yarp

@lliamreusser4534 2 жыл бұрын

Phobos and Deimos finally living up to their names

@synsastral2753 3 жыл бұрын

'.. And when all was lost, Humanoty did what no others dared. They slung lunar bodies as if they were petty ballistoc missiles, and created arcology planets built for war. Astronomical prices in souls and resources. And yet they survived.'

@jerrybaker8597 3 жыл бұрын

If diplomacy dosent fix it then hit it with a rock

@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 3 жыл бұрын

"IF NUKE DO NOT SCARE THE ALIEN,TRY THROW A ROCK,BIG ONE" -Human ambassador

@steveradroach9101 3 жыл бұрын

Mhmm,I do like the idea of building planets just to throw them at your enemies.

@KingMarkus222 3 жыл бұрын

We couldn’t find a bigger stick, but we did find a ROCK!!! (The Rocks theme song starts playing)

@mazeriayong8311 3 жыл бұрын

DID YOU SSSMMMMEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!! WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!....

@captaincraftit696 3 жыл бұрын

"Those are- _moons!"_ - Starscream, Transformers: Cybertron

@MidnightmoonRR 3 жыл бұрын

UHS Roosevelt. this is a hint for things to come, as remember, Roosevelts most famous phrase: "Speak softly, but carry a big stick"

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

he had to say it twice though , for those at the back

@nullpoint3346 3 жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril He should have picked up a rock too.

@TheMonk72 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the classic definition of Diplomacy: the art of saying "good doggy" while you find a bigger stick.

@rembrandtshadows Жыл бұрын

He also said, do what you can, where you are, with what you have. Even if what you have are two small moons.

@vabese 3 жыл бұрын

I am half disappointed they didn't use the partial Dyson swarm to make a nicoll-dyson beam, _the angry eye of god blinking as the star itself "blinked" and focused for one moment all its output in one direction._

@Dropbaud 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, a Stellar Mazzer beam would have been cool.

@hojdoj3567 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dropbaud yeah but the league's goal is to spare them not kill them outright

@drewahrens3141 3 жыл бұрын

@@hojdoj3567 big mistake in my opinion. never spare a geocidal alien race.

@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 жыл бұрын

@@drewahrens3141 I disagree. As they mentioned earlier in this story, the civilians are indoctrinated from birth to believe that aliens are bad. To put it in comparison, that is akin to saying we should have slaughtered every man, woman, and child in Germany because their government was controlled by the Nazis.

@zeronova1484 3 жыл бұрын

@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim, Excellent analogy.

@vysekrugger9186 3 жыл бұрын

Now that's what i call a moon landing

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

proactive moon landing

@jeremycheney142 3 жыл бұрын

Same day shipping.

@PeoplecallmeLucifer 3 жыл бұрын

Alien: We gon blow up mars! Human: YEET!

@platinumchromee3191 2 жыл бұрын

Human: ONLY WE ARE ALLOWED TO BLOW UP OUR SHIT

@crowsenpai5625 2 жыл бұрын

Humans have been throwing rocks since the dawn of our species. And over the many years we got REALLY good at it.

@crayonchomper1180 3 жыл бұрын

if there is one thing humanity is good at it is throwing rocks, accurately

@artbrann 3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine USS Texas and USS New Jersey being pulled out of museum status(as some of the nuke ships), with the NJ Museum crew going "WE ARE FINALLY GONNA GET MORE BATTLE STARS THAN ENTERPRISE!!!!"(NJ is tied for the most decorated ship in US history, with USS Enterprise - CV6) and Texas going just because Texas

@krel7160 3 жыл бұрын

"We get to load a nuke onto our ship and send it at the enemy!? Well shoot the doggy and say good night space cowboy, YA DIDN'T HAVE TA TELL ME TWICE!"

@cheafmin1399 3 жыл бұрын

@@krel7160 Only one nuke!? We ain't no pansy! Give us two, no three! Fuckit fill the hull, we'll ram em! If we can't out shine the sun for more than a moment than it's not enough!

@galaticplays1845 3 жыл бұрын

What about the mighty mo or is that gonna be used so the last if any survived for them to sign a peace treaty

@artbrann 3 жыл бұрын

@@galaticplays1845 wasn't sure if she was done or is still being patched up from the last alien invasion(Battleship - movie 2012)

@theblueslimeboi 2 жыл бұрын

Pull the uss Nevada out of the ocean, it already took 2 nukes, what's a planet sized ship?

@efraim3364 3 жыл бұрын

if gratuitous violence isnt solving the problem then you're not using enough of it

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

use a bigger hammer?

@efraim3364 3 жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril indeed

@TheMonk72 Жыл бұрын

"There are few problems so large they can't be solved by sufficient application of high explosives." Army Corp of Engineers, apocrypha.

@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 3 жыл бұрын

The alien: We have Anti matter gun that could destroy a planet Human: We human use moon as living ballistic weapon so technically this *ARE THE BIGGEST WEAPON HAS EVER CONSTRUCT BY SAPIENS* to date The alien:Sound fair trade to me

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@SH-qs7ee Жыл бұрын

Who knew, Rock beats Anti-matter gun.

@britishneko3906 Жыл бұрын

Humans: *casually makes a sun gun*

@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 Жыл бұрын

@@SH-qs7ee Green lantern emerald knight

@Hellsong89 10 ай бұрын

Size of the craft had to be larger than Mars and those two moons were far smaller than Mars so craft was the largest... throw sun at them.. not that changes things..

@ameliarosealdridge6468 3 жыл бұрын

FTA! And... Don't leave a gap wide enough to put a moon through your engine!

@masterblasterT47 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think whoever designed the ship considered the possibility of some crazy species weaponizeing celestial bodies by straping engines on moons and use them as improvised projectiles. That's the thing, when you use strats and tactics others wouldn't even try or write off as impossible then you have high odds of success because no one sees it coming and as such have no meaningful amount of time formulate a counter.

@JEL625 3 жыл бұрын

Part of what made the strategy successful is using the gravity of the enemies battle station as an accelerant lessening the fuel cost and increasing the speed. It was tailor made to counter the Losts prime weapon.

@spacetechempire510 3 жыл бұрын

@@JEL625 it also meant that they would not open fire immediately

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@Talon1124 3 жыл бұрын

A mutation of an old saying: There's always a bigger rock.

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

that there is

@seanrobert9661 2 жыл бұрын

🌕

@KingMarkus222 3 жыл бұрын

Aries would be proud of his two sons ;)

@tomislavrasic7766 2 жыл бұрын

One last one word transmission came to the command raising questions to what the humans wanted to accomplish with it. As the moons hurtled toward their weapon. The message : Yeet

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@erushi5503 2 жыл бұрын

Alien: They attacked stellar engines on actual boats Humanity: Yamato Musashi Iowa Missouri Bismark Trisden Hood Sabaton jamming intesifies

@britishneko3906 Жыл бұрын

Iowa: ya sure this is a good stratergie? Yamato: honey this is something my navy has done since our first ships Texas: MORE VIOLANCE Hood: WHY AM I HERE?!?!

@rembrandtshadows Жыл бұрын

I like the idea of Sabaton jamming.

@erushi5503 11 ай бұрын

@@britishneko3906 why did i read this with the voices of the japanese voice actors of the gacha game Azur Lane

@britishneko3906 11 ай бұрын

@@erushi5503 even better

@teachme5334 5 ай бұрын

Hood my beloooveed

@GravitWry 2 жыл бұрын

not even 7 minutes in, I can't stop hearing Space Yamoto's opening theme (Star Blazers: Space Battleship Yamato 2199) when they started to explain that we had apparently strapped 'Stellar Engines' and 'Shielding' into normal ships, gives me shivers every time I hear Space Yamoto's OP. Ok yeah nevermind, several seconds later I found out we also rigged them with Nuclear Bombs.. E v e n B e t t e r.

@britishneko3906 Жыл бұрын

H-bombs on a Yamato-class sounds fun

@CatsAgainstCommunism Жыл бұрын

I forget what story it was, but Humans had 3 massive mirrors orbiting The Sun that they harnessed for energy, but if necessary could be turned into The Universe's biggest magnifying glass, and any ship in The Sol System was simply an ant, even something like The Deathstar.

@ThomasJones-sr1wl Жыл бұрын

I believe it was E.E. "Doc" Smith's: "Second Stage Lensman." It was called funnily enough...The Sunbeam! 😂😂

@quinnhasse9170 11 ай бұрын

I remember another story that was similar: one species asked aussies for solar power and then species one git attacked by Xenos 2 and thise solar panels became mirrors

@marekjureczko9551 3 жыл бұрын

yep that sounds like humans we do like to throw rocks

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

step 1 , throw rocks , step 2 no thats all

@robertschumacher2707 3 жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril step 2 is throw bigger rocks.

@cheafmin1399 3 жыл бұрын

Actually it's more of a flow chart Step1: throw rock Step2: did it work? Yes: success! No: Throw bigger rock Step3: repeat step2 as necessary

@cooperlittlehales6268 Жыл бұрын

Not Phobos and Deimos 😭😭 damn xenos just HAD to make us fling the cutest little moons at them.

@kalskirata42 3 жыл бұрын

From the depths of hell in silence Cast their spells, explosive violence Russian night time flight perfected Flawless vision, undetected

@galaticplays1845 3 жыл бұрын

Unexpected wings of glory tell story. Might be getting the bit confused with the last stand but still makes a good point

@brainstormsurge154 3 жыл бұрын

It will go down in history as The Battle of the Moons. After that mooning took on a new meaning as well. It was also considered incredibly ironic as it was the defeat of the four-eyed alien werewolves.

@Mr_Jester980 3 жыл бұрын

Aliens: Haha, laser go pew pew Humans: *Prepares the Moon* PARRY THIS, YOU F*CKING CASUAL!!

@randomdeadbody 2 жыл бұрын

"you fools! we dropped the sun on ourselves twice before we even left the planet, did you really think you were safe from such madness?'

@duanesamuelson2256 3 ай бұрын

The two bombs dropped during war were fission not fusion (which is the sun's OS). We have tested far more than twice hydrogen bombs (fusion). Bikini being the most famous

@Meanslicer43 3 жыл бұрын

I could honeslty see humanuty being so crazy as to throw a moon at someone during a fight. And i also could see that dyson swarm being turned into the final "f!ck you". Take all the power beams and focus ALL of that power on the craft as a final superweapon. Worst case, reverse the beams and focus all of them on the sun itself asome kind of forced supernova Then again this also doesnt matter when the Craft is already rather useless. Still. Forced supernova

@Meanslicer43 Жыл бұрын

you know, i don't mind having this re-recommended. its worth the second listen.

@stalwartteakettlepotato9879 3 жыл бұрын

Humanity and the league are expending way too much effort and accepting absurdly high risks just to keep this xenocidal species alive

@hojdoj3567 3 жыл бұрын

have you played undertale cuz this is exactly what you do in some point in the game.

@kyleeames8229 3 жыл бұрын

The Last are no idiots. In all likelihood, they would have been smart enough to leave a contingent of ships out of the system to ensure the survival of their Species should the worst happen. They are going after death worlders after all. A mission unprecedented in their centuries of genocide. Humanity’s leaders and Stellar League officials probably thought of this. Why risk a resurgence? Send a strong, clear message with the sparing of the majority of their Species and the destruction of a weapon only suitable for genocide as a peace overture, or wipe out almost all of them and watch as the survivors regrow their numbers in secret, build a new Craft and fleet and repeat history perhaps thousands of years later.

@stalwartteakettlepotato9879 3 жыл бұрын

@@kyleeames8229 the last thought they had the element of suprise when they changed their target. Even if they had such a contingency plan the vast majority of their species and their infrastructure is on the craft. If the craft is captured or destroyed that's not something the last can recover from in year or two. Not to mention that the league could just create a bunch of search and destroy task forces and send them to roam unexplored space. The last at that point would have an option to split their fleet which would further increase the time they need to recover or risk getting the entire fleet chought by staying together. The amount of industry and supporting infrastructure to even be able to build supperships such as the craft isn't something you can hide esaly. It would take the last hundreds if not a thousand years for them to run far enough and build up enough to even consider trying to attack the league again. That's more then enough time for the leagu to either develop weapons that make large ships obsolete or to build up a fleet of supperships of their own. Now consider the alternative. If the last are convinced to stop their war it would cause a large culter shock and a morality crisis in their society. Their society for who knows how many generations was and still is entierly based on a never ending war of extermination. If they are convinced that they were wrong and they still had control over the craft and their fleet all it would take is a terrorist attack by an extremists group and the last would be convinced, stronger then ever before, that all xenos are an unacceptable threat to their survival.

@kyleeames8229 3 жыл бұрын

Well, you make some good points. To be honest, I may just be playing devils advocate to your position at this point but space is huge; we struggle to find rogue planets even in our own corner of space and even highly energetic phenomena like neutron stars. With the vast resources at the disposal of an interstellar civilization like the Stellar League, we would surely be able to search more of space but to say there’s nowhere to hide is grossly inaccurate. Moreover, even if it takes the remaining Last tens of thousands of years to recover, any competent civilization considers matters of the distant future as much as their resources and short-term conditions can possibly allow; especially once they grow to the scale of star systems and stellar clusters, though frankly we should start worrying about our future even as a mere planetary warring nations society. My point is that the Human society made a good call in this hypothetical war because a substantial relief and aid effort post-war combined with some very good diplomatic maneuvering may well be sufficient to ensure that the Last never go back to being space nazis. If the Craft were captured or destroyed, any surviving Last would invariably see this as an unforgivable hypocrisy. “So you don’t like genocide, you say? There’s only a few tens of thousands of us left!” The culture shock and internal conflict would eventually wear off, and that can be helped along by admittedly great effort on the part of the Stellar League. Besides, they’re so cute when they aren’t space nazis. LOL. you can’t honestly say you don’t want a talking space kitty as a friend.

@nullpoint3346 3 жыл бұрын

@@kyleeames8229 If you're looking at the right spot, you can't miss it. The problem is the shear overwhelming number of spots to look at, every single micron that you adjust the lenses could reveal or obscure everything. Stealth is impossible in space, there is absolutely no way to hide yourself or prevent yourself from being seen once something is actually looking at you, but it is statistical impossible for something to look at you.

@eliandervalderen5849 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah she's completely under estimating the ability for someone to hack and break into the technology that the last left behind

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

true

@strykerwaller3784 2 жыл бұрын

Humanity: innovating on how to throw bigger, more destructive, or more technological rocks at our enemies for like a million years now holy shit

@Atoll-ok1zm 2 жыл бұрын

The good ol' halley engine. A completely ridiculous weapon but an effective one none the less.

@patrickpercefull8278 6 ай бұрын

When a Human says, "RUN". He wants you to die exhausted. When he says, "Hide". He wants you to die in isolation.

@dumbjanitor714 3 жыл бұрын

I guess you could say the engines met a.... Rocky end

@frankduff18 3 жыл бұрын

Take my thumbs up and get out

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@jakebrown3812 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Sparrow_Bloodhunter 3 жыл бұрын

ayy lmao we mooned the queen.

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

lol , twice!

@Renegadebane 2 жыл бұрын

We threw 2 big balls of fear right up their backside.

@rainbowchaser73 3 жыл бұрын

The ultimate mooning!!

@seanrobert9661 2 жыл бұрын

🌕

@PeoplecallmeLucifer 3 жыл бұрын

8:16 FROM THE DEPTH OF HELL IN SILENCE CAST THEIR SPELLS EXPLOSIVE SILENCE

@ergonamix9977 3 жыл бұрын

RUSSIAN NIGHT TIME FLIGHT PERFECTED FLAWLESS VISION, UNDETECTED

@PeoplecallmeLucifer 3 жыл бұрын

@@ergonamix9977 A person of culture I see

@qwattyeet4027 2 жыл бұрын

Operation: I don’t want to see that anymore will commence in an hour

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын

Let this be an example to ALL of you how Sentient beings SHOULD behave. In the face of war, disable weaponry, and show why war is a bad Idea. Even from a logical standpoint, war is a horrible idea. A waste of resources and lives that would be put to much better use improving both sides, or facilitating trade between them.

@lupaswolfshead9971 Жыл бұрын

boring

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын

@@lupaswolfshead9971 If you're bored, play a game or write a story. If you want to do those things for a job, do so.

@Cadiangrunt99 3 жыл бұрын

all I can see is on those moons the words RIP AND TEAR had been painted.

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@platinumchromee3191 2 жыл бұрын

Then i don't see why the fuck Samuled didn't just make second BFG 10K,if it can shoot a hole into the surcace of Mars then two would be just fine against bigass space station

@SkyboxMonster 3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of a old batman cartoon episode. poker game with all of the villans one says "Batman was snooping around. he was getting closer and closer... "And?" "I THREW A ROCK AT HIM!"

@Anems60 Жыл бұрын

FYI the 57mm gun in the mosquito was adapted from the 6lb anti-tank gun which was in common use. The big change was the addition of a 21-round auto-loader. The 6lb could penetrate the front armour of a PzIV at 100m (which is definitely not practical!). However, it means that it could penetrate the rear armour of just about any German tank of the period. Firing this from an aircraft had increased its effective muzzle velocity.

@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын

Fear the Human words "hold my beer"

@sherylcascadden4988 Жыл бұрын

As usual, we throw rocks. Really big rocks.

@ericwhite3526 3 жыл бұрын

Thats a new way of getting mooned

@seanrobert9661 2 жыл бұрын

🌕

@zharpain Жыл бұрын

We got where we are by learning how to throw rocks. If it works it works.

@discusmaximus 5 ай бұрын

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

@claytondavis6835 2 жыл бұрын

Tony stark: What? First time someone tried throwing a moon at you?

@xessq1 4 ай бұрын

gives a whole new meaning to "mooning" your enemy....

@jameschastain1229 7 ай бұрын

Beautiful use of what is in essence nothing more than fire ships.

@noctusdoesthings 3 жыл бұрын

"Sorry, but we're better at this than you"

@icouldntthinkofaname3419 2 жыл бұрын

rule 1 of space: dont touch the drug monkeys

@davidragan9233 3 жыл бұрын

Hmm that is one way of getting a larger moon for Mars and help with the terraforming.

@ABronzeSoul 2 жыл бұрын

(Some Guy on Mars) - Hey remember that really old movie Infinity War? (Other Guy on Mars) - Ya What about it. (Some Guy on Mars) - I have a good idea!

@evernewb2073 2 жыл бұрын

erm...sorry, I'm a bit confused here: why exactly is the person piloting a warship the size of a planet not only not thinking of actions that can be taken on a planetary scale but also utterly flabbergasted by their opponent chucking a couple of miniature moons at their ship? they just mentioned a frigging Dyson Array a minute earlier, point that thing at a planet and now you have a rocket engine half the size of a planet pushing that planet, point that thing at the incoming planet-sized warship and it stops being a problem in fairly short order, attacking this system with their described forces against it's described resources is utter suicide, hell, by the sounds of how things were going the only reason just facing the conventional fleet portion of the system's defenses wasn't a suicidal proposition was because the defenders were going to extreme effort to disable instead of destroy.

@henryclem2487 Жыл бұрын

"they threw their MOONS at us?!" Yup, we mooned you pretty damn well. Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house- and especially don't throw them at the species that's been throwing stuff since day one. Also, a few more quips for the situation: We pitched you quite the curve ball. 8-ball, center pocket! "Let's give them the fast ball special!" "Use the force, Luke." "When I was in the Marine Corp, they gave us 2 sticks and a rock, for the whole platoon- and we had to share the rock!"

@sleiphnirdrawings 11 ай бұрын

It is very fitting for wars in these kinds of stories to be fought above Mars, the god of war. And Phobos, 'fear' to render the enemies offense useless

@WanitaLund 11 ай бұрын

Hermes, the messenger of the gods and a thief lmao fitting

@yorneustein7851 3 жыл бұрын

Eh this reminds me of the solar war in 40k where some came up with the idea to transform Pluto into the biggest ship mine ever ... yes they used a dwarf planet as mine ... YEET

@BazilRat Жыл бұрын

To quote another story: To be fair, we're *really* good at throwing rocks.

@edua172 3 жыл бұрын

Jajaja, I saw that coming the moment the author say that the ship disturbed the orbit of phobos and deimos

@ethrsag735 3 жыл бұрын

"FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE!!!"

@kaseymathew1893 Жыл бұрын

OK, the moons were a surprise. I was expecting MAC rounds.

@nickfulton8173 3 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn't we throw moons at you. . . Where the boats not a big enough hint?

@milesedgeworth3667 3 жыл бұрын

And to think,this is us trying to NOT to kill yet

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

yarp , its a "warning" shot

@objectiveice573 3 жыл бұрын

"we finna smash this ship like someone smashing open a rock"

@PrimordialNyx 2 жыл бұрын

*FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE CAST THEIR SPELLS EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE!*

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 жыл бұрын

For the Forking Squerril

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For Argo

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@Vortex-7358 2 жыл бұрын

"the one that was part of the insert name here" someone forgot to proof read xD

@alexitrinune1460 2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised it wasn't the kitchen sink. They're lucky.

@EnergyBurst2 3 жыл бұрын

The Last Have now SMEEEEELLLED WHAT THE ROCKS WERE COOKING!!!!!!!!!

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@mastersoap8652 2 жыл бұрын

I've been waiting for so long to that last sentence , thank you it's so beautiful 😢

@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын

glad you liked

@stoneknight865 3 жыл бұрын

And we'll do it again

@garysprandel1817 Жыл бұрын

Humans: F with us and we'll throw a moon or two at you

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

Hmmm... Roosevelt. Franklin or Theodore. Offhand I'd say Theodore. "Speak softly, but carry a big stick." Seems someone just learned the hard way that Humans like to throw rocks, the bigger, the better.