It takes courage to choose to stand against evil and tyranny and draw your gun. Courage to be ready to do what you’ve prepared for by arming yourself. But you can never fully prepare yourself to potentially kill another human being over their stupidity to force you into that situation. It takes a lot of courage to risk your future on making the right choices in the situations. If you’ve got a gun and no courage your at a huge disadvantage And a bell of a lot of courage to choose when to counter ambush the threat.
@MariktheGunslinger11 ай бұрын
@@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 I just wanna watch KZfaq, jeez.
@zakbax725911 ай бұрын
"Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my driver's license?"
@Rose-yx6jq11 ай бұрын
"God it's Zoidburg, I hate to bother you." *Big bag of money* "Fine fine I'll shut up." He's so polite.
@rabbidguarddog10 ай бұрын
Fr 😂
@MobolajiE4 ай бұрын
3:19
@samuellasky777111 ай бұрын
Something I only noticed from watching this video is that Professor Farnsworth and Hermes are the only ones who actually says "Doctor Zoidberg" regularly, nobody else respects him enough to call him Doctor.
@andrefasching133211 ай бұрын
They scrapped that in the new season. If i remember correctly Farnsworth refers to him as "Crabthing" in the german version. The episodes are surprisingly well made, im just still not sure if they managed to catch what made the OG show so good
@arthurmartin461611 ай бұрын
@@andrefasching1332 Agreed. The first episode felt more like an ad than anything.
@justincase323010 ай бұрын
Hermes doesn't respect him he's just a stickler for titles lol
@outlawedmedia433610 ай бұрын
Actually they do. Leela calls him 'doctor Zoidberg' when her eye was damaged from elzar, AND again on that episode where Leela was fishing with a harpoon and she caught zoidberg.
@statinskill2 ай бұрын
Hermes absolutely hates Dr. Zoidberg, Farnsworth and Zoidberg share a secret. Nobody respects him as a medical doctor, which he doesn't even claim to be ("Dr. Zoidberg" - a medical corporation).
@ukaszmozejko998411 ай бұрын
That moment of realization you grew up to become Zoidberg...
@redacted227511 ай бұрын
But I can't even change my skin... :~
@andrefasching133211 ай бұрын
just applied for an engineering position im not in the slightest bit sure i qualify for il just said yes to everything they showed me and tried to be as likable as possible. I felt very zoidbergy doing so but i hope il find some friends there. Embrace zoidbergian applications.
@frimi859311 ай бұрын
ukaszmozejko9984, I want you to answer completely honestly to the best of your ability. How many patients have you killed?
@sdgdhpmbp11 ай бұрын
Yeah... but at least I'm not killing anyone with my incompetence... directly.
@DaFro371310 ай бұрын
But I didn’t turn into a zoidb…awwwwww.
@diamondking378510 ай бұрын
Favorite moments. 4:18 "And I'll go with... uh..." "Screwed again, my friend!" 4:54 "My names isn't slick... It's Zoidburg... JOHN F'ING ZOIDBURG!!"
@manickitty278311 ай бұрын
One of my all time favorite lines from Zoidberg is "The President is gagging on my gas bladder.What an honor!" Never fails to make me howl with laughter.
@APAMVs4 ай бұрын
I like how in that scene, fry looks at Zoidberg like: aww you goofball
@lordrynogaming155311 ай бұрын
I do hope we see more of zoidburg's girlfriend. The man deserved a win and it would be bs to take that from him
@megabubfish11 ай бұрын
Facts. That, more than anything, was why I was happy letting Futurama never come back. The character I liked the most got his happily ever after; what more is there to be done?
@Taijifufu11 ай бұрын
You don't think the character was contrived to force a happy ending?
@megabubfish11 ай бұрын
@@Taijifufu Yes, and? It's Futurama, a 22-minute comedy from the same people that made the Simpsons. You're in the wrong place if you want something not stupid and contrived. That being said, giving him a happily ever after was very satisfying after him being shit on for a decade worth of episodes, and it made it feel like a worthy ending to the show.
@andrefasching133211 ай бұрын
@@Taijifufumf does not understand that you sometimes just randomly meet a fitting person.
@peytonreed93711 ай бұрын
Honestly, with how much things changed, I think they could still tell more stories.
@totallytravicious591911 ай бұрын
I know this is a zoidber video but I laugh every time at "if you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender."
@Fluxquark10 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Rome: Total War where the AI would sometimes send a diplomat to tell you: "Please do not attack. Accept or we will attack."
@JS-rv3et10 ай бұрын
@Fluxquark well I mean if you find another tribe and they refuse to coexist only option is to eliminate the threat before they eliminate you
@arthurmartin461610 ай бұрын
Not sure if you meant the zoidberg typo
@Talia.7779 ай бұрын
@@Fluxquark 🤣😂
@RedFloyd4694 ай бұрын
@@Fluxquark yeah that one actually completely makes sense. It's a silly way to say "Keep your armies away from our borders at all times, and our nations can co-exist peacefully. Cross that line, however, and we will destroy you root and stem." Romans didn't fuck around, man.
@arbknight1211 ай бұрын
Professor: “I want you to kill me!” Zoidberg: “Alright, give me the knife.”
@patrik932811 ай бұрын
"My name isnt Slick, its Zoidberg. John *bleep* Zoidberg!! Aaarghh!!!"
@asphyviaa809011 ай бұрын
"Stomach contents, one deviled egg" "Deviled egg?" *Devours it* "The same deviled egg" got me to lol
@shakostyle_jp774611 ай бұрын
2:39, 0:31 looking straight on at zoidberg's face is always hilarious
@kyaradragonhunter226810 ай бұрын
"Zoidberg you are an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" Had me in tears
@Sierra_Navarro_Eden10 ай бұрын
I can never see Zoideberg again without thinking it’s Nogla
@unlawfulcoconut729110 ай бұрын
“You got me lobster?” ……mhmm!
@reddopes572810 ай бұрын
also they sound so similar lol
@robertdonahue377610 ай бұрын
I can’t believe they didn’t put in my favorite scene from Roswell That Ends Well. Zoidberg: “What’s this? A Buffet, oh if only I had my wallet with me.” General: “Um, it’s free.” Zoidberg: “Whaaaaaauugh!” *loud noises of tables and food being thrown and consumed, then a moment of silence before slamming onto the window sucking the grease that lanes on window*
@TimBurtonPrincess11 ай бұрын
Truman: "Now, what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien human hybrid?" Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?" Truman: "I take exception to that!" Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no!" Gets me every time
@LordJord0014 ай бұрын
It makes sense that Nogla used a zoidberg character model in gmod for years. They're so alike in personality that it's scary.
@jmc_model1611 ай бұрын
4:59 JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG🦞
@StrangerForever8511 ай бұрын
For that last scene, I was kind of hoping it would also show when she dumped Zoidberg. If you haven’t seen Stench and Stenchibilities, she gets a job as a garbage truck driver and dumps Zoidberg’s dumpster; he ends up in the cab with her and they drive off together.
@alyssagriffin918011 ай бұрын
Is she in the new season? Zoidberg deserves happiness and unconditional love!
@StrangerForever8511 ай бұрын
@@alyssagriffin9180 , no idea. Haven't watched it yet.
@Asahamana11 ай бұрын
I hated that episode felt so forced to me 😄
@dietznutz111 ай бұрын
@alyssagriffin9180 not yet she isn't, they better not just cut her out
@andrefasching133211 ай бұрын
@@dietznutz1agree. She is possibly the best newly introduced characters. Way better than Cubert at least. But a gut feeling tells me they decided to ignore anything about Zoidberg and just turned him into funny crab man.
@dorourke10510 ай бұрын
"are you coming on to me?" 🤣🤣
@SamuelBlack842 ай бұрын
"I'm not hearing a no" 😏
@jameseglavin45 ай бұрын
“I’m not hearing a noooo” easily the best exchange
@shadowpuppet819211 ай бұрын
I was hoping to see the scene where he walks in on a feast, he gets excited, then gets sad cause he doesn't have his wallet. The general: Uh.. It's free. Zoidberg: *screeches innexcitement* the proceeds to devour everything.
@tacticalassaultanteater967810 ай бұрын
Zoidberg was the only Futurama character who was ever allowed to properly swear, and I think that's perfect. Correction: clamps also swears once. Is this a privilege reserved for characters that have reversible thumbs?
@ciel108310 ай бұрын
Both have claws
@tacticalassaultanteater967810 ай бұрын
@@ciel1083 Are clamps claws? Doesn't a claw have to be pointy?
@earthball202410 ай бұрын
@@tacticalassaultanteater9678no. A claw does not have to be pointy. If it did lots of crabs would not have claws.
@vksasdgaming94723 ай бұрын
@@earthball2024John Zoidberg does not have claws. He has crustacean pincers known as chelae.
@Phantomx198911 ай бұрын
8:33 Only time Bender was intimidated by Zoidberg
@Rockoutloud34510 ай бұрын
"You're a big inhuman moster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OS_Fullmetal11 ай бұрын
Me at the end of this video. 4:35
@owo500211 ай бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂 And 6:36
@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger11 ай бұрын
John Zoidberg, my beloved
@sarcasticallyrearranged10 ай бұрын
He's mine and I'll fight you for him 😤
@ArchLegoFilms_5 ай бұрын
I love him 😆❤️
@Fakerlovestheeclipse-7652 ай бұрын
No he is mine😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬
@leyrua10 ай бұрын
6:25 this moment made me laugh. She's powering through with sheer SPITE.
@zakbax725911 ай бұрын
"Now pick a mouth, open it and say 'የሎብስተር ጥፍሮች.'" "Uhh…እናትህ ቆሻሻ ነች?" "What?! My mother was a saint! GET OUT!"
@thetophatnerd266411 ай бұрын
The translation to English just makes it even better (Also where did you get that text?)
@zakbax725911 ай бұрын
It’s Amharic, a language from Ethiopia. I chose it just because it looks a lot like alien writing, I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought that when I first saw it
@TactileCoder9 ай бұрын
As an Ethiopian I read it without thinking 😂
@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam9299 ай бұрын
@@TactileCoderlove to Ethiopia from Russia
@TurboMMaster11 ай бұрын
Zoidberg is so relatable for me.
@joshuagoforth165811 ай бұрын
1:01-1:09 me just yesterday 😂 and now everything is wonderful life can change in an instant
@randomperson-hw6xb10 ай бұрын
"i always forget about the bones"
@SpadesNeil11 ай бұрын
Fry was right about the anchovies. Nobody likes them at first. But they do grow on you. Anchovies and pepperoni is bliss.
@Rose-yx6jq11 ай бұрын
I'll take your word for it.
@heathergerbyshak40783 ай бұрын
Just spent an evening making tomato and anchovy pasta. After the first bowlful, I fed it to the garbage disposal.
@user-ym4xy6us5e2 ай бұрын
Fungus also grows on you. No thanks.
@friedchipmunk11 ай бұрын
Nice of you to put 2 clips from the new season in this vid! I’m glad there are some funny moments in this reboot so far
@crazyguy3210011 ай бұрын
"JOHN F#@*ING ZOIDBERG!"
@BiassedMarrow246 ай бұрын
6:34 has me wheezing
@joshuagoforth165811 ай бұрын
Also 4:20-4:23 my favorite zoidberg line 😂
@cassandraevermore812311 ай бұрын
Screwed again my friend! XDDD
@joshuagoforth165811 ай бұрын
@@cassandraevermore8123 ikr 😂
@disneyfan913411 ай бұрын
0:29 I would have loved to hear Zoidberg do an evil laugh. That would be hilarious.
@claymenefee699911 ай бұрын
Zoidburg will always be my favorite.
@reese_zero343711 ай бұрын
Doctor: “Stomach contents: one deviled egg.” Zoidberg: “Deviled egg??” *chows down on the egg* Doctor: “The same deviled egg.”
@lesewing11 ай бұрын
Just a bit later: "Hey, don't do that! I need that to speak!" Scientists proceed to cut faster.
@claywest952811 ай бұрын
Stench and Stenchability, where Zoidberg ends up with the flower girl, is really just a parody of Charlie Chaplin's "City Lights" except the girl has no sense of smell, instead of being blind.
@jedricbarlow39407 ай бұрын
*”My name isn’t slick. It’s Zoidberg. John F*cking Zoidgerg”*
@jordanriederer151811 ай бұрын
3:10 is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen oh my goddddddddd
@user-ym4xy6us5e2 ай бұрын
It's damned funny, but you're evidently pretty young. 😀
@researcherchameleon460210 ай бұрын
When he is being disected in Roswell, he says he has 4 hearts as they remove one, later, when bender is going to marry calculon, he says he has 3 hearts, and in Bender’s game, he has 2 hearts, he is down to his last heart
@john_blues2 күн бұрын
"I value Dr. patient confidentiality!" Roberto is the best.
@liborohanka501010 ай бұрын
I would include scene where Zoidburg use money he got from state to create dinner for homeless and invites everyone to it, even people who were mean to him before, like Mom. (And she accepted, free meal is free meal)
@Taijifufu11 ай бұрын
You still have Zoidberg. You *ALL* still have Zoidberg!!😠👉
@cheezemonkeyeaterАй бұрын
The delivery on "I'm not hearing a no," gets me every time.
@The-Gentleman-Ender10 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is oddly terrifying imagine seeing that in the dark or running towards you full sprint I genuinely think that would be worse than some horror movies I’ve seen I don’t know wether it’s the smile or the eyes
@brockragni105310 ай бұрын
0:25 I like Dr. Zoidberg's positivity.
@jayluck8047Ай бұрын
That Scotch-Tape callback hits on so many levels! 😂
@mikeohawk9511 ай бұрын
2:28 dude I too thought of knife bullets too, and man effective as I figured !
@bellissimo4520Ай бұрын
"One of us must be the bad creature!" "Is it me maybe?" 🤣🤣🤣
@justinw732328 күн бұрын
"On Earth you enjoy eating a tasty clam, on my planet they enjoy eating a tasty you!" 😂
@thewackerly10 ай бұрын
Zoidberg staring the gang down as he cuts the pizza *chef's kiss*
@typacskАй бұрын
The delivery of "Blood - *thicker* - water" gets me every time
@long_chin_man2 ай бұрын
3:43 i love how the thing almost pulls off a plausible zoidberg impression, then zoidberg says "is it me, maybe?" and the thing realises its been out-done and immediately reveals itsself lol
@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain11 ай бұрын
7:24-7:38 LOL
@musiclover4life9811 ай бұрын
I always laugh when I rewatch and the scene comes up 🤣🤣
@theindooroutdoorsman11 ай бұрын
I like how you snuck the new season in.
@Lord.1337-7Ай бұрын
7:23 "What?! My mother was a saint!" 🤣
@Kas5822311 ай бұрын
Why did you come to earth Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question
@alibrown17211 ай бұрын
In Soviet Decapod 10, clams enjoy a tasty you
@Entheogenics10 ай бұрын
I can quote every episode 😭
@74rob693 ай бұрын
"I'm not hearing a nooo". I use this line...often.
@ArchLegoFilms_5 ай бұрын
He is so cute ❤️🥺
@Fakerlovestheeclipse-7652 ай бұрын
“Screwed again my friend.” Got me laughing hard
@Mister-Red11 ай бұрын
6:45 this was the first episode I've ever seen of Futurama
@gabrielmendivil510 ай бұрын
4:17 Hermes could have partner up with Fry or Bender 😂😂😂
@user-ml2so8dp8iАй бұрын
Zoidberg is my favorite character And he's an underrated character
@PaxTheCat11 ай бұрын
"on earth everybody is looking for a giant squid" As a earth person, I can agree with this statement. We love Squid-san
@andreiscalpizar74778 ай бұрын
You know nogla's voice is quite fitting for zoidburg
@retardedstudios437511 ай бұрын
3:43 this shit is funny as hell!
@linkin219011 ай бұрын
All I see is Nogla when I see zoidberg
@owo500211 ай бұрын
Young lady ahahahahahha 7:26
@bmstylee11 ай бұрын
My mother was a saint.
@michaelhuynh49533 ай бұрын
Welcome to my life! *sobs*
@simpIeidiot11 күн бұрын
“WHAT?!” “SUPERMODEEL!!”
@mathieuleader860110 ай бұрын
Zoidberg does do a good sinister cackle
@morphyon11 ай бұрын
„yees… now“
@TheSemajshadow11 ай бұрын
Love how disappointed he was he wasn't the monster
@dantu537710 ай бұрын
Which episode does zoidberg cuts the pizza
@LordDagron10 ай бұрын
The deviled egg got me.
@your_favorite_jackalope_ba132515 күн бұрын
as a vanoss watcher, dr zoidberg not sounding like nogla feels so wrong x-x like his voice just matches zoidbergs look
@hyicrotai98015 ай бұрын
If Zoidberg and Roger met that'd be my 2 favorite 👽
@incoherentlyspeaking774810 ай бұрын
"grab onto my testicles", what a real one
@Luke-ky5ed2 ай бұрын
7:14 I don’t remember this scene. Which episode?
@breadman605811 ай бұрын
3:43 there’s a couple frames after this where he just looks like a reallly fat zoidberg made laugh so hard when it is was on air
@wajowski29 күн бұрын
Thank you for ending this video with Zoidberg’s ‘W’ moments.
@TinyWolfGirl11 ай бұрын
It's hard not to hate him for his humor
@mintakamothkindАй бұрын
Amy: "There's lots of great places to meet people" Hermes: "The Federal Sex Bureau!" Bender: "A saucy puppet show!" Zoidberg: "The rotting carcass of a whale."
@SamuelBoreas11 ай бұрын
Should have ended this with Zoidberg going more... lol
@dakotasavage219211 ай бұрын
I love the wine do it you like it freaking fish
@reddopes572810 ай бұрын
“you got me lobster?” “Mhm”
@TomFynnАй бұрын
"Wait, we still have to talk about the facts of life! What are they?"
@beewell160011 ай бұрын
what are you, my drivers licence
@martanek108211 ай бұрын
I love inclouding new futurama :3
@Tiemurillo11 ай бұрын
Fox really copy right striked the first one ong
@lesewingАй бұрын
Love the Yeti episode where Zoidberg mutilates the crew and they all go to a real doctor. That guy sounds like a total Zoidberg. "It WAS Zoidberg!"
@colddeadhands51672 ай бұрын
Gumbercules? I love that guy...
@bwilliams4638 ай бұрын
WAITER: Are you gentlemen ready to order? ZOIDBERG: Is bread free? WAITER: Yes. ZOIDBERG: We'll split an order.