9 WORLD CUP FACTS For People Who Don't Watch the World Cup- Joanna Rants

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Joanna Hausmann

Joanna Hausmann

Күн бұрын

Are you feeling lost during this World Cup? Me too. This rant will teach you nothing about the sport but will make you seem semi-competent in social situations.

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@fabiobrum2350
@fabiobrum2350 6 жыл бұрын
After 2014, the number "7" was removed from Brazil, now we count as "0,1,2,3,4,5,6, pentacampeão, 8, 9"
@monicavaquerano6271
@monicavaquerano6271 6 жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja 😂 👍🏽
@itsanappl
@itsanappl 6 жыл бұрын
BDJSNDJSB
@EsDoncor
@EsDoncor 6 жыл бұрын
best comment
@elisamac8227
@elisamac8227 6 жыл бұрын
Siiiim
@senseofsensei5864
@senseofsensei5864 6 жыл бұрын
Fábio Silva Brum AHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS
@TheJulianokenji
@TheJulianokenji 6 жыл бұрын
Yes we latinos always root for latino nations, EXCEPT IF YOU'RE A BRAZILIAN BECAUSE WE NEVER ROOT FOR ARGENTINA. Don't forget that in 2014 even after ridiculously losing to Germany we still rooted for them against Argentina in the finals, because taking 7 goals is terrible, but Argentina winning a World Cup hosted by Brasil is UNACCEPTABLE. P.S.: Love you, Joanna.
@MsLulumaria
@MsLulumaria 6 жыл бұрын
At least we got to the finals... and we didn't loose for 7 goals... u gotta look on the bright side. Now we are all in our countries so go Belgium!!! Or Croatia!!!!
@raphaelgarcez8753
@raphaelgarcez8753 6 жыл бұрын
dear Lulu Maria, at least we won the World Cup 5 times hahahahaha jk
@camilagrgicevic2890
@camilagrgicevic2890 6 жыл бұрын
that's a good point. I do accept that if we had won the World Cup in Brazil, we would be annoying even now hahah. And it would be the same if you guys won in Argentina, though that's not gonna happen, not because you're a bad team(you're great), but because we're too unstable to even think about hosting a World Cup😂
@micam.9352
@micam.9352 6 жыл бұрын
I don't believe peruavians root for chileans either 😂😂 it is just how it is, when it come tu fútbol (soccer) Perú, and many other latin countries, hate Chile
@Nostalgia-pc6hb
@Nostalgia-pc6hb 5 жыл бұрын
Not me, I rooted for Argentina cos I hate the German team, before the 7x1
@anajulia-mi1bf
@anajulia-mi1bf 6 жыл бұрын
ok but... thaks for that "foo-chi-ball", it felt great :) love, a brazilian
@cclara.
@cclara. 6 жыл бұрын
Ana Júlia Albuquerque eu ent eu voltei dai eu fiquei aí que linda falando português
@bigsalt1443
@bigsalt1443 5 жыл бұрын
Bro same
@NanaSausmikat
@NanaSausmikat 5 жыл бұрын
Obg por me explicar, não tinha entendido o que era kkkkk
@Mariana-jr4gh
@Mariana-jr4gh 6 жыл бұрын
If there'a a latin american team against a non latin american team, you root for the latin american team YEAH That's the vibe! Go Brazil, Go Uruguay! Also, after 2014 we created in Brazil the expression "every day there's a different 7x1" meaning a new daily suffering :) :(
@mathieublake1670
@mathieublake1670 5 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajajajajajaja
@mauromosqueira2970
@mauromosqueira2970 5 жыл бұрын
Nunca ouvi essa expressão na minha vida (sou carioca)! E o trauma e as piadas com 7X1 e Alemanha duraram tipo umas três semanas depois da Copa. Voltaram um pouco com a última Copa (Rússia), mas já se foram também ... Perder a Copa em 1950 se tornou mítico. A de 2010 ... naah.
@Drible_curto
@Drible_curto 5 жыл бұрын
Mauro Mosqueira 2010? quis dizer 2014
@isabela6146
@isabela6146 5 жыл бұрын
Mauro Mosqueira Sério? Eu via esse meme todo lugar, sempre com alguma coisa ruim e a legenda "todo dia um 7 × 1 diferente..."
@tetestephanie
@tetestephanie 5 жыл бұрын
@@mauromosqueira2970 eu ainda vejo muito o "todo dia um 7x1 diferente."
@saraangel6696
@saraangel6696 6 жыл бұрын
Also! Neymar is a walking meme... Or should I say rolling meme?
@viniciusbaltar632
@viniciusbaltar632 6 жыл бұрын
A rolling meme and I say this as a Brazilian myself
@biancapiza1248
@biancapiza1248 6 жыл бұрын
Hey... do not attack menino Ney
@allenmeneses
@allenmeneses 6 жыл бұрын
Do not attack menino Ney
@TheAleTre
@TheAleTre 6 жыл бұрын
Neymar is a special kind of rolling meme😂
@mariedeflaviis
@mariedeflaviis 6 жыл бұрын
OH YOU *DIDN'T* 😂😂😂😂😂
@saraangel6696
@saraangel6696 6 жыл бұрын
El meme de "well, that escalated quickly" es la descripción gráfica de este mundial jajajajjaaj
@nelbelmont
@nelbelmont 6 жыл бұрын
Sara Angel jajaja cierto
@nelbelmont
@nelbelmont 6 жыл бұрын
Acá en Panamá (que xopa!!!) Tenemos una frase "Ai mi plata!!!" ... Este mundial ha sido un ai mi plata completo... Es grito saltadera mentadera de madre silencio y gritos de nuevo... Y cómo he sido tan feliz jajajaaj
@riesjam
@riesjam 6 жыл бұрын
Brazilians never root for Argentina, ever, not even against Germany in the last world cup.
@Rogerioapsandrade
@Rogerioapsandrade 5 жыл бұрын
Not entirely true. Some Brazilians do appreciate Argentinian football. This rivalry is artificial created by the Brazilian media as early as the 70's
@raphaelduraes
@raphaelduraes 5 жыл бұрын
"America Latina! Menos Argentina!"
@agustinacampetelli9279
@agustinacampetelli9279 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah cus they are pieces of shit ;) in soccer at least
@alfredostroessner4486
@alfredostroessner4486 5 жыл бұрын
What if German Argentinian !?!
@goopmcwoop4007
@goopmcwoop4007 5 жыл бұрын
If we fell, they will as well
@agustinalemes5315
@agustinalemes5315 6 жыл бұрын
“Not everyone can be Uruguay” THANK you Joanna for recognising how incredible it is that for a country where half of the population, or less, are man, and many of theme are elderly. We have such small percentage that could become great football players and THEY DO! Uruguay beats all odds and we are so proud of that! 🇺🇾🇺🇾
@FabioLeprechaun
@FabioLeprechaun 6 жыл бұрын
3:46 If you are a Brazilian and one of the teams is Argentina, this rule don't apply.
@giuliana4682
@giuliana4682 6 жыл бұрын
Fábio Duarte If you where nice and didn't rub everything you win against our faces I'll root for you, guys! I have to agree that some argentinians can be assholes too.
@mmawithsubtitles7460
@mmawithsubtitles7460 6 жыл бұрын
giuliana well at this point is one of the few things we have left.
@rodriguesigor2382
@rodriguesigor2382 6 жыл бұрын
giuliana not everything, only our five World Cup titles. 😁
@xxbren876
@xxbren876 6 жыл бұрын
Igor Rodrigues ... Hmmm people remmmber 2014 (7-1) more then how much cups Brasil had won.
@FabioLeprechaun
@FabioLeprechaun 6 жыл бұрын
Actually is not. Losing a game, 7 x 1, 1 x 0 or 198988873300234228 x 0, do not cancel out any championship you already won.
@carloscamejo391
@carloscamejo391 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, Iceland qualified! Their coach is a full-time dentist and their goalkeeper makes videos for a living
@Hammster69official
@Hammster69official 6 жыл бұрын
So, in other words, New Zealand with snow and volcanoes?
@Princess_kitty14
@Princess_kitty14 6 жыл бұрын
and iran goalkeeper was homeless just before the world cup
@paolamarie946
@paolamarie946 6 жыл бұрын
"actually its football" THANK YOU
@steff-215
@steff-215 5 жыл бұрын
Paola Marie its actually futbol
@pedroavellarcosta9389
@pedroavellarcosta9389 5 жыл бұрын
Everyday a new 7x1, I din't came here to be reminded of that.
@thehopeofeden597
@thehopeofeden597 6 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for all the countries that didn't qualify.
@JoannaHausmann
@JoannaHausmann 6 жыл бұрын
I should have included this out of respect
@kris5885
@kris5885 6 жыл бұрын
*cries in haitian* pass it on
@ataladin87
@ataladin87 6 жыл бұрын
Awsamazing Eden italy
@LogicReel
@LogicReel 6 жыл бұрын
Except for Chile. Latinamerica is partying all year about it.
@isalesme015
@isalesme015 6 жыл бұрын
Paraguay cries in the distance
@Felipe-sh4ub
@Felipe-sh4ub 6 жыл бұрын
Yesss you're wearing the 2014 colombian jersey🇨🇴
@saraangel6696
@saraangel6696 6 жыл бұрын
Es más linda que la de ahora
@Felipe-sh4ub
@Felipe-sh4ub 6 жыл бұрын
Sara Angel la camiseta de este año es hermosa, ¿de qué estás hablando?
@saraangel6696
@saraangel6696 6 жыл бұрын
Pues no digo que la de este año sea fea, pero la del 2014 era mucho más linda! La roja en especial era fuera de este mundo
@mmgpa2580
@mmgpa2580 6 жыл бұрын
XO ForLife Colombia éxitos mañana! Quiero que salgan campeones 18’! Saludos desde Argentina !
@Dianeon
@Dianeon 6 жыл бұрын
mmgpa2580 Graciassss. Eso seria genialll 😃
@PaolaEP
@PaolaEP 6 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican it hurt to know that we have the most losses but like tru.... and even if we loose we will celebrate the heck out of it and get drunk
@cattledecapitation914
@cattledecapitation914 6 жыл бұрын
Paola EP Yep so true
@mr.schaeffer5399
@mr.schaeffer5399 3 жыл бұрын
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk com tequila.
@holisticmaya
@holisticmaya 6 жыл бұрын
“THE WOOOORLD CUP!” 😂 living for this
@guillermosaenz3976
@guillermosaenz3976 6 жыл бұрын
Because South Korea Beat that ass LMAO I FREAKING BURST OUT LAUGHING!!!! this episode was made for me lol
@Shockwave33333333333
@Shockwave33333333333 6 жыл бұрын
Guillermo Saenz I DIED LMAO
@ArgKaiser
@ArgKaiser 6 жыл бұрын
The last goal was amazing
@jesusmendiola2021
@jesusmendiola2021 6 жыл бұрын
The biggest fact is that after playing soccer, Neymar should totally be an actor. I mean he has been practicing during the entire World Cup... #NoOneRollsOnTheGroundLikeThat
@juliabogajo
@juliabogajo 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Mendiola he a freaking drama queen, but he is OUR drama queen. And only we can shit talk him
@mmawithsubtitles7460
@mmawithsubtitles7460 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Mendiola true, however today that guy stepped on the foot he had a surgery a couple months ago. So for once I don't think he was faking
@faithmartinez9376
@faithmartinez9376 6 жыл бұрын
MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 at least we lost to Brasil instead of Korea
@Alusnovalotus
@Alusnovalotus 5 жыл бұрын
Faith Martinez you guys lost to everyone else...
@itsjustjlolz7489
@itsjustjlolz7489 5 жыл бұрын
alus nova last world cup, we won against Germany too, pay attention:)
@prfra.jiasubecerraypacheco9934
@prfra.jiasubecerraypacheco9934 4 жыл бұрын
😝😝😝😝😝😝oh dios!!!
@maria-pv1ms
@maria-pv1ms 4 жыл бұрын
damn!!!!
@SouvikMisra
@SouvikMisra 3 жыл бұрын
Hirving Lozano and Son Heung Min.... Germany's worst nightmare ever
@katherineashleyjaimes9130
@katherineashleyjaimes9130 6 жыл бұрын
A HUGE fact was Peru going to the World Cup after 36 years
@danisire666
@danisire666 3 жыл бұрын
Yup and that unfortunately and also weirdly enough they lost against Denmark and they haven’t been in the World Cup for quite long too... so I mean WTF!!!
@SimoneUmba
@SimoneUmba 6 жыл бұрын
Brazil vs Germany my god. That was a dark day around the world. All the men in my family were devestated and we're only 8% Brazilian 😂
@norageallowed
@norageallowed 6 жыл бұрын
I'm brazillian and we like to joke about this things but let me tell you... I felt physically bad that day. I had to turn off the TV and stop watching the game, but I could still hear the neighbours screaming in horror (not remotely exagerating). I couldn't stop thinking about it for days.
@mmawithsubtitles7460
@mmawithsubtitles7460 6 жыл бұрын
Caroline Ribas most people that I know got drunk that day
@goldenfoxa1810
@goldenfoxa1810 6 жыл бұрын
The match was fake I don't believe in it
@GabiihAmaral
@GabiihAmaral 6 жыл бұрын
I felt phisically sick that day, I literally couldn't keep the food inside of me. That was a bad, bad couple of months.
@tathianerohdecoutinho6911
@tathianerohdecoutinho6911 6 жыл бұрын
Do not mention that day for the love of God!
@julimoreira
@julimoreira 6 жыл бұрын
Here in Brazil, during the matches in which we play, we bet how many times Neymar will fall. There are bars that give free round of shot for every time he falls. And there are even some kind of silent auction: whoever guesses how many times Neymar will fall, wins a prize.
@algarcia66
@algarcia66 5 жыл бұрын
FOO-CHEE-BAW AHA! Someone has been studying Portuguese... ;)
@adrianafernandez456
@adrianafernandez456 6 жыл бұрын
I love how Venezuelans and Ecuadorians were both rooting for Colombia 💛💙❤ Soccer unites people ⚽️🤞 I just hope Ecuador makes it to 2022 lol
@no-xs8bk
@no-xs8bk 5 жыл бұрын
Football also caused a war between El Salvador and Honduras
@aaascue
@aaascue 4 жыл бұрын
Make sense, neighbors and practically the same flag
@nicolasmedina7963
@nicolasmedina7963 4 жыл бұрын
Vamos tricolor!!! 💛💙❤️
@bernardoxbm
@bernardoxbm 6 жыл бұрын
Brazil is the Meryl Streep of the World Cup that make me very proud. Thank you Joanna!
@sortasofi254
@sortasofi254 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly as an Argentinian I can assure you that this past week the overall mood when I go anywhere is literally a funeral so that last bit was very accurate
@GG-wy8pk
@GG-wy8pk 6 жыл бұрын
Sofía I am Brazilian and i Saw a Lot of brazilians Sad about Argentina. Not kidding.
@sortasofi254
@sortasofi254 6 жыл бұрын
i'm rooting for brazil so i believe this
@noemieo.2501
@noemieo.2501 6 жыл бұрын
hi there I'm French
@harounben342
@harounben342 6 жыл бұрын
I'm Algerian and literally, Argentina is a country with good people
@Lam_Fran
@Lam_Fran 6 жыл бұрын
"The country with the most world cup loses is Mexico" A ver a ver, no le echemos mas sal a la herida porfa, ya sabemos que valemos madre DX
@ronaldoborges6406
@ronaldoborges6406 3 жыл бұрын
Mexico will be the country that hosted most world cups 1970, 1986 and 2026
@ricardo_sotorbs
@ricardo_sotorbs 3 жыл бұрын
Aunque hay que verlo de otra manera. Somos los que mas perdemos porque somos de los que mas califican sin jamas ganar el torneo. Otras naciones quedan fuera en eliminatorias y pues ya sus derrotas en mundiales no suman. Me explico?
@LaBucci
@LaBucci 5 жыл бұрын
Last years World Cup was depressing, I was first rooting for México 🇲🇽 Argentina 🇦🇷 Uruguay 🇺🇾 Colombia 🇨🇴 Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Brazil 🇧🇷 España 🇪🇸 and neither made it to the finals 😭😭😭😭 but ill always root for my Latinos
@lf.trainotti2630
@lf.trainotti2630 5 жыл бұрын
BraSil, thank you! 😉 kkkk
@ronaldoborges6406
@ronaldoborges6406 3 жыл бұрын
Well, France is a Latin European Country as well as Spain, so at least a "latino" country won the World Cup
@dianapoveda3343
@dianapoveda3343 3 жыл бұрын
As a latina of.course I prefer Spain, Portugal, Italy,.because France always feel the least latino. The other languages are more similar and the people.also. Spaniards and Portuguese came to Latinamerica and we have had a lot of italian immigration.
@TheJoseisaac30
@TheJoseisaac30 6 жыл бұрын
Fact -In spite of Panama losing 1-6 against England, they were as happy as if they had won the world cup 😂.
@carloscaballero1072
@carloscaballero1072 6 жыл бұрын
TheAisaac As a panamenian I can verify this fact 100% 😂😂😂
@kelvinmota123
@kelvinmota123 6 жыл бұрын
Lol becuase the US wasn't their
@alexandralasso5805
@alexandralasso5805 6 жыл бұрын
Why mention the US when they didn't make it to the World Cup? Why, because they suck right now. At least, my country (which obviously is not the best football team) got in and made us feel great and as a unite country once again.
@alexandralasso5805
@alexandralasso5805 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed!!! We celebrated that goal like we won the world cup and you know what? we won the heart of all the russians :D
@kelvinmota123
@kelvinmota123 6 жыл бұрын
Alexandra Lasso lol I was making fun of the US team mate but congrats panama
@aurorabelaunzaran9815
@aurorabelaunzaran9815 6 жыл бұрын
omg you are so right about the latino rivalry. I am Mexican but I live in New Zealand, and almost no one watches the world cup. So there is this one Brazilian boy in my school and every time we would see each other between classes we would always scream at eachother about how our own contries would win the game and everyone passing by would just stared at us like we were crazy. So far after the match I've been avoiding him, I don't want to give him the satisfaction of saying "I told you so".
@karinapessoa982
@karinapessoa982 6 жыл бұрын
Aurora belaunzarán 😄 what a sad situacion...😛haha... I love South americans being South americans!!! LOL
@Barukh
@Barukh 6 жыл бұрын
Aurora belaunzarán Don't worry about it, I'll do it for him: "I told you so!! hahahaha Brazil wins!! What did I tell you!?" There you go. Now you don't have to avoid him. ;]
@aurorabelaunzaran9815
@aurorabelaunzaran9815 6 жыл бұрын
Akenani Menatseah Jajaja very funny 😒
@male3655
@male3655 6 жыл бұрын
Well now you can talk to him as Brazil is not in the World Cup anymore :'(💔
@lillypotter2640
@lillypotter2640 6 жыл бұрын
3:46 as a Chilean this is true except when the team is Argentina
@reaux3921
@reaux3921 Жыл бұрын
Why? Haters
@vitok49re
@vitok49re 6 жыл бұрын
you forgot to mention that Brazil will AWAYS be on the side of the team that is playing against Argentina! the context doesn't matter... Argentina is playing? GO OTHER TEAM! (Seriously we rooted for Germany to win after the 7x1 cause they were going against Argentina)
@rafaellyrodrigues6093
@rafaellyrodrigues6093 6 жыл бұрын
The Brazil part is so accurate 😂😂 that 7x1 still haunts our dreams, and this year we're so convinced that we will win, we made fun of every single country on Twitter and we rub our victories on their faces and now if we don't win it's gonna be even more embarrassing than the last world cup 😂. Awesome video btw ❤️ I love your channel
@anatofind2830
@anatofind2830 6 жыл бұрын
we will never forget it. NEVER LOL
@az030597
@az030597 6 жыл бұрын
If we loose we play the card "it was an irony duh" or delete the tweets... That's my plan at least.
@thatcreggcell1534
@thatcreggcell1534 6 жыл бұрын
I have one of my Portuguese teachers on Facebook and he was not okay that day hahaha poor thing.
@v.ctxr.a8354
@v.ctxr.a8354 6 жыл бұрын
Poor mexico
@DryBooks
@DryBooks 6 жыл бұрын
I love how she said “fotibol” like a brazilian! 😍🇧🇷
@kaickf.r.goncalves2846
@kaickf.r.goncalves2846 6 жыл бұрын
I thought Brazilians were the only Latinos rooting for Brazil in the BRAxMEX match , then I read the comment section and it was really heartwarming! Thanks, guys! ❤️
@danibsemedo
@danibsemedo 6 жыл бұрын
yes same !!!
@cattledecapitation914
@cattledecapitation914 6 жыл бұрын
Kaick Filipe yeah you guys eliminated us (takes a shot of mes cal) but i'm rooting for brazil til the end. Good luck
@ablurida
@ablurida 5 жыл бұрын
Nah you guys have to understand, maybe you are at war against everybody when in the World Cup (that's probably why you win so much tbh) but everybody else likes you even when you eliminated them, (especially against a non latinoamerican country). Além do mais a seleção do Brasil é bem melhor do que a MEX.
@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756
@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756 5 жыл бұрын
I'm half Mexican and I rooted for Brazil.
@kyoshiroma
@kyoshiroma 4 жыл бұрын
Nope, I think every Latin country roots for Mexico only when they plays against a non Latinamerican country but for example against Brazil every goes to Brazil we KNOW football and want to see blood hahahahha
@drimoreno9756
@drimoreno9756 6 жыл бұрын
Wow not even a minute into this video or this channel as a matter of fact, and i already love you and whoever is behind the camera.
@shinypaintf588
@shinypaintf588 6 жыл бұрын
"not everybody can be Uruguay" thank you :0
@litmixer1751
@litmixer1751 6 жыл бұрын
Something else is that Spanish announcers are 100 times better than the English one’s.
@Jafar431
@Jafar431 6 жыл бұрын
Because they got that breath control. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Diaznator
@Diaznator 6 жыл бұрын
Production wise, camera, jokes, and energy... this is THE BEST VIDEO so far. And all previous ones were on point! :)
@joanecsilva
@joanecsilva 6 жыл бұрын
This video is amazing 😂, I'm brazilian and i laughed so hard during all the video, nice work, luv u Joana ❤️
@Chechab
@Chechab 6 жыл бұрын
You should've invited Juan! He's uruguayan so I'm sure he knows his stuff, as any uruguayan would. The world literally stops in Uruguay whenever the team is playing a match. Seriously; nobody on the streets; workplaces closed; only the hospitals remain open. You can talk about football with your grandma and your little nephew, and they can both tell you stories about when Uruguay was a champion. The mood in our society is directly related to how well Uruguay is doing in football.
@vessel3710
@vessel3710 6 жыл бұрын
Chechab Si ! Cuando pasamos a cuartos todo el mundo empezó a festejar como si hubiéramos ganado . Uruguay en época de mundial es el mejor Uruguay.
@user-lt4iq5hd5n
@user-lt4iq5hd5n 6 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@FelipeAllison
@FelipeAllison 6 жыл бұрын
it's the same thing up here in Brazil
@Princess_kitty14
@Princess_kitty14 6 жыл бұрын
this
@mariana123nobrega
@mariana123nobrega 6 жыл бұрын
Chechab same in Brazil. We're more upset that it lost cause we don't have any more "Cup Hollidays", than anything else
@sergiovela7686
@sergiovela7686 6 жыл бұрын
Yess girl, use that 2014 jersey!! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴 That's my favorite one
@ArgKaiser
@ArgKaiser 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss!
@licanthroppe
@licanthroppe 6 жыл бұрын
That wasn't a loss! That was a robbery lol
@ArgKaiser
@ArgKaiser 6 жыл бұрын
Mr Shanty hey! I was rooting for you!
@licanthroppe
@licanthroppe 6 жыл бұрын
I was rooting for you guys too!
@ArgKaiser
@ArgKaiser 6 жыл бұрын
Mr Shanty you know who we have to root for now. Don't you?
@cynthiatamara5337
@cynthiatamara5337 5 жыл бұрын
Basically my fav video of yours. Greetings from Colombia!!! ✊🏻
@advosmarjr
@advosmarjr 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, very nice video! I’m Brazilian and that 7x0 to Germany is now a meme here (everything here in Brazil ends up in a meme). Get the Brazilian selection as your second team! Keep doing videos and I’ll keep watching them!
@scb37889
@scb37889 6 жыл бұрын
Mexico is (annoyingly?) incredibly consistent! We have lost the first knockout round for 7 CONSECUTIVE WORLD CUPS. That's 28 YEARS. Always qualify, but can't seem to get past the quarterfinals. No, I'm not upset about this at all. Nope. Not like we did it again today. ARGH Anyway this explains why Mexico has the most losses: we're always there, and always stop at the same place. ALGÚN DÍA LLEGAREMOS AL QUINTO PARTIDO SIGH
@Javimtz32
@Javimtz32 6 жыл бұрын
I think our main issue- Oh, mejor lo digo en español Creo que nuestro principal problema, es el exceso de confianza. Cada vez que pasamos al cuarto partido, llegamos completamente sobrados. Y que pasa? Pum! Nos devuelven a la maldita realidad!
@pieiem
@pieiem 6 жыл бұрын
sb_blah deja el 5 partido! La copa! Imaginemos cosa chingonas jajaja
@scb37889
@scb37889 6 жыл бұрын
honestly I'm mildly surprised no one here said no era penal
@scb37889
@scb37889 6 жыл бұрын
Ehhh pero no puedes empezar un partido sin confianza! :p
@eveitsnotthatserious1677
@eveitsnotthatserious1677 5 жыл бұрын
sb_blah hermano te mando un ciber-abrazo. De mexicano a mexicano. P.S. I was salty too
@honeyandthmoon
@honeyandthmoon 6 жыл бұрын
The latino vs not-latino/latino vs latino is so accurate. I'm brazilian and I've been rooting for Mexico, I really like Mexico, specially because they BEAT GERMANY!!! So there was a lot of love going on between Mex/Brasil... At least until they had to face each other. I'm sorry but BRASIL NA VEIA!!!
@cattledecapitation914
@cattledecapitation914 6 жыл бұрын
Leo Fernandes thanks buddy
@debbiepedroza4081
@debbiepedroza4081 6 жыл бұрын
My friend say she didn’t want Mexico to play against Brazil cause she really liked Brazil but we are Mexican so she was crossed
@jpablo68
@jpablo68 6 жыл бұрын
I'm Mexican and I'm rooting for brazil right now, but when we faced eachother... MUERETE BRASILEÑO!, now it's VAMOS BRASIL =)! futbol makes us bipolar sometimes ;)
@honeyandthmoon
@honeyandthmoon 6 жыл бұрын
Juan Pablo Lomeli hahahah it does! But apart of that it's only love
@juanchagoya8772
@juanchagoya8772 6 жыл бұрын
Brazil has always been one of my favorite teams. Plus when Mexico and Brazil play, they usually give us a great game. That latino rule really does happen. I root for all my latin american brothers except Argentina. Football wise I hate Argentines but in day to day they are cool af.
@timosso
@timosso 6 жыл бұрын
Gurl Pura Vida! I love hearing my country being named by you, although you say Cojta Rrhika I love it, this is the beautiful second time in your videos, Costa Rica perdió pero el técnico el el problema mae❤ gracias Pura Vida! Te amo!
@jotacontreras21
@jotacontreras21 6 жыл бұрын
Very funny and a very good description. Thanks... And Vamos Colombia.!! 🇨🇴
@ThePreKPensieve
@ThePreKPensieve 6 жыл бұрын
The "Argentina!" Sorry for your loss KILLED ME!!! :'D But so did Cueva's penalty kick :(
@nessabellpunk
@nessabellpunk 6 жыл бұрын
The Pre-K Pensieve peruuuuuuuu!!!! I wanted Cuevas to make the goal!!!
@ThePreKPensieve
@ThePreKPensieve 6 жыл бұрын
nessabellpunk same!! I was so happy when they called the penalty. Poor guy threw it too high. But shit happens I guess. Asi es el futbol!
@ThePreKPensieve
@ThePreKPensieve 6 жыл бұрын
gloomy gum right? I feel for him. I mean, it sucks that if he had made that shot Peru could have made it to knockouts, but damn, even Messi and Ronaldo missed some shots too.
@mappingoutthesky
@mappingoutthesky 6 жыл бұрын
The comparison with Venezuela and Colombia reminds me of Argentina and Uruguay. When one of us loses, we support the other 💪
@LogicReel
@LogicReel 6 жыл бұрын
Well.... there's a noticeable amount of uruguayans (more than argentinians) who don't support Argentina when Uruguay looses
@giuliana4682
@giuliana4682 6 жыл бұрын
One time a uruguayan girl told me that they hate the stereotype of the typical argentino, all that arrogant bullshit.
@LogicReel
@LogicReel 6 жыл бұрын
giuliana yep pretty much. With a few extra minor things.
@giuliana4682
@giuliana4682 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Laport as an argentinian I have to admit that a lot of us are pure assholes including the president and even while I'm typing this I'm getting so mad I want to kill them all, a purge style thing.
@LogicReel
@LogicReel 6 жыл бұрын
giuliana lol why the president?
@laurels3269
@laurels3269 6 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how you're only at 145k Subscribers. You're THE funniest channel on KZfaq. Keep it up Joanna!
@ebbbba8280
@ebbbba8280 6 жыл бұрын
LOVE YA JOANNA AND KRIS. your videos never fail to make me laugh even on rough days XD
@HeyitsValerie
@HeyitsValerie 6 жыл бұрын
Is that the Colombia jersey? Heck yeah! 🇨🇴
@DavidGomez-ph4yn
@DavidGomez-ph4yn 6 жыл бұрын
It's so beautiful to see you wearing a Colombia jersey
@dimitriantonioioannu5346
@dimitriantonioioannu5346 6 жыл бұрын
¡Gracias por el Q'xopa Chama! Me encantó el vídeo. Was absolutely amazing!
@Isinbayevo
@Isinbayevo 5 жыл бұрын
Joanna qué alegría me dio verte con la camiseta de Colombia ! Por un momento creí que te habías equivocado pero cuando explicaste que, al no estar Venezuela clasificada, ibas por nosotros me conmovió !
@danyelric1074
@danyelric1074 6 жыл бұрын
Joanna, olvidaste LA MALDICION DEL CAMPEÓN! Los últimos TRES países que ganaron el mundial cayeron en fase de grupos en el siguiente mundial.
@JoannaHausmann
@JoannaHausmann 6 жыл бұрын
OMG! VERDAD!
@itsanappl
@itsanappl 6 жыл бұрын
*europeans winning curse latinos go well around this
@chamas90
@chamas90 6 жыл бұрын
Sólo se escapó a Brasil, que ganó en 2002 no cayó en 2006. Pues si usted cuenta con Francia, ella ganó en 1998 y fue eliminada en la fase de grupos en 2002, fueron 4 campeones afectados por la maldicion
@ishrod_tweaks
@ishrod_tweaks 6 жыл бұрын
España 2014, sniff, sniff 😢.
@ArgKaiser
@ArgKaiser 6 жыл бұрын
Y tambien, cuando mencionaste el apoyo de países latinos a no latinos, olvidaste la ETERNA rivalidad entre Brasil y Argentina
@ayoshi5616
@ayoshi5616 6 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian I approve the tips about brazil
@sabadoadrianovich
@sabadoadrianovich 6 жыл бұрын
Bella Johanna con la camiseta de mi Colombia. Un abrazo "pana" desde Bogotá. I love your videos. You Rock.
@Maria-db9yb
@Maria-db9yb 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I love you Joanna. Thank you for having rooted for us Colombians ❤️
@catalinavillamarin7143
@catalinavillamarin7143 6 жыл бұрын
Fully support the shirt, and WTF Chris??? It’s Colombia, mijo!!!
@thehopeofeden597
@thehopeofeden597 6 жыл бұрын
This is it. This is the best episode. This is the one.
@crazedmartinez
@crazedmartinez 6 жыл бұрын
Awsamazing Eden the Latin accents is the best one
@bestnarryever
@bestnarryever 6 жыл бұрын
I am a proud brazilian and I don’t think I have ever seen a more relatable video in your channel before. Congratulations, I will use this video to explain myself to foreigners from now on hahaha
@RodrigorReyes123
@RodrigorReyes123 6 жыл бұрын
That was the best episode in a long time hahah! Good job Chris 👏 Edit: C’mon guys y’all know Chris is the real MVP
@alexismayo8187
@alexismayo8187 6 жыл бұрын
I so love this! You should always be a commentator for football!
@JoannaHausmann
@JoannaHausmann 6 жыл бұрын
You are the only person to ever say that to me
@Jafar431
@Jafar431 6 жыл бұрын
00:03 That Venezuela finger snap
@peckgardner
@peckgardner 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha U don't know how much I missed you! Amazing video!!!!
@Indiepollock81
@Indiepollock81 6 жыл бұрын
Que xopa!!!! Panamanians bringing the Carnaval atmosphere, whether we are winning or qualified as the last team in this Wold Cup! Proud to see my country and singing the national anthem in our first World Cup! Amazing video as always!!
@vivipcm
@vivipcm 6 жыл бұрын
Oh por Dios!! tu con la camiseta de La selección!! ♡♡♡♡
@mirandaperez4117
@mirandaperez4117 6 жыл бұрын
TALK ABOUT THE SHIT THAT IS HAPPENING IN NICARAGUA! WE NEED TO GET THE WORD OUT!
@mirandaperez4117
@mirandaperez4117 6 жыл бұрын
Fight for our Latino brothers and sisters in central America
@milkabolanos4457
@milkabolanos4457 6 жыл бұрын
What's happening??
@mirandaperez4117
@mirandaperez4117 6 жыл бұрын
milka bolanos Stuff with the president where he's letting police shoot young protestors and pretty much trying to make another civil war
@mirandaperez4117
@mirandaperez4117 6 жыл бұрын
Jose Moran Yeah it sucks but we still gotta fight for the people there. Lots of them are fighting to take down the government for their cruelty. We should get the word out tho since it will get worse if we just let it be
@giuliana4682
@giuliana4682 6 жыл бұрын
I think in general Latin America is suffering a lot of repression. They are using the World Cup as a distraction and it's so sad. Hope you'll be fine over there! Love from Argentina.
@eduardofreireprimo
@eduardofreireprimo 5 жыл бұрын
You rock, girl. I really enjoy your videos
@bindgagger
@bindgagger 3 жыл бұрын
For Scotland - a team that rarely qualifies - there is a simple rule: hope that the teams playing England destroy England.
@O_Tucano
@O_Tucano 6 жыл бұрын
Another word that you shouldn’t say to a Brazilian : ARGENTINA
@mmawithsubtitles7460
@mmawithsubtitles7460 6 жыл бұрын
PEMGUIM BOLADO only during the World Cup. The 7x01 is all season hahaha
@tarisaa757
@tarisaa757 6 жыл бұрын
Why?
@mmawithsubtitles7460
@mmawithsubtitles7460 6 жыл бұрын
Tri Nur Handayani BRxArg is a football classic.
@cra0cristal
@cra0cristal 6 жыл бұрын
Except if you're talking about Paola Carosella. The only argentinian we like hahaha
@sofiagolpe2224
@sofiagolpe2224 6 жыл бұрын
*maracanzo* is the real og
@Santatoomato
@Santatoomato 6 жыл бұрын
NICE SHIRT ;) GO COLOMBIA
@cameronabbey7981
@cameronabbey7981 6 жыл бұрын
As much as Colombia is great, We better beat you guys tomorrow lol
@Santatoomato
@Santatoomato 6 жыл бұрын
OH hell nah
@dinhelson
@dinhelson 5 жыл бұрын
Joanna, you are the best!!!! Love all your videos! Y todavia no he probado las arepas venezolanas...soon tho
@thamiresmaiabastos1074
@thamiresmaiabastos1074 6 жыл бұрын
I'm already waiting for the part 2 of this video!
@JoaoPessoa86
@JoaoPessoa86 6 жыл бұрын
In 2014 even after what Germany did to us I was rooting for them because 7-1 was bad but having Argentina win in the Maracana would have been worse
@mmawithsubtitles7460
@mmawithsubtitles7460 6 жыл бұрын
Fulano de Tal Same. But if it had been any other latin country I would've rooted for them
@catainda5328
@catainda5328 6 жыл бұрын
I hate you but I also love you because same, if the final was Brazil vs Germany, big ass same 😂😂
@mmawithsubtitles7460
@mmawithsubtitles7460 6 жыл бұрын
Cata Inda it's just how it is hahahaha It would've been to much at once. Argentina would have never let us get over it. Can you imagine if Brazil won a cup in Argentina? They would never hear the end of it. I'm serious I know my country. Ten generations away living on Mars and we would STILL talk about it.
@Rukhage
@Rukhage 6 жыл бұрын
Well the Uruguayans are still giving you crap for el Maracanazo in 1950, so I understand those fears; but man that would have been a crazy game. xD
@cra0cristal
@cra0cristal 6 жыл бұрын
I was rooting for Germany in the 2014 finals because losing to a loser would be even more humiliating. So at least we can say we were eliminated by the best team :D Better than losing to France and Netherlands. They eliminated us only to fail >:(
@MrAgares69
@MrAgares69 6 жыл бұрын
Brazil Love You so much dear...and me too Love...kisses From Brazil...
@thiagomarques3036
@thiagomarques3036 6 жыл бұрын
vem hexa!
@hoshghk
@hoshghk 6 жыл бұрын
BORA HEXA
@kris5885
@kris5885 6 жыл бұрын
good win against mexico... sorry to any Mexicans in the comments
@priscilateixeira4159
@priscilateixeira4159 6 жыл бұрын
Cristiano Gonçalves #vemhexa
@viniciusbaltar632
@viniciusbaltar632 6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: despite having participated in every World Cup to this day, Brazil isn´t the country to reach the most finals. We went to seven finals in total, being the second country to reach most finals in the World Cups. The first place goes to Germany, with 8 classifications for the finals. Also, despite the rivalry, Brazil and Argentina have never faced each other in a World Cup final.
@jorgemolina6638
@jorgemolina6638 6 жыл бұрын
Great Video Jhoanna, Greetings from Costa Rica. Go Jhoanna Team!
@Mateo271095
@Mateo271095 4 жыл бұрын
I love the sorry for your loss to Argentina 😂😂😂 (I'm Argentinian to clarify)
@xxxacu
@xxxacu 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@delfs9103
@delfs9103 6 жыл бұрын
I honestly hope that Uruguay wins I don't know
@MissSofiNencini
@MissSofiNencini 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that “sorry for your loss”. Seriously still weeping 🇦🇷
@valeriahernandez1754
@valeriahernandez1754 6 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard with the Costa Rica part, you barely even mention us. So this was great😂
@luxair1997andTAP
@luxair1997andTAP 6 жыл бұрын
as always, GRACİAS JOANNA POR HACERNOS REİR❤️
@katarinababic9197
@katarinababic9197 6 жыл бұрын
Yess. Now my day is complete. Amo a tus videos Joanna, me encantan 💞💝😃
@JoannaHausmann
@JoannaHausmann 6 жыл бұрын
@katarinababic9197
@katarinababic9197 6 жыл бұрын
First time you and responded to my comment. I'm so happy right now. 😃😊🙌💞
@paulaaquino
@paulaaquino 6 жыл бұрын
Iceland participated in 2014... and the latino brotherhood does not exist in 🇧🇷x🇦🇷
@maiasamaniego9632
@maiasamaniego9632 6 жыл бұрын
paulaaquino neither does in Paraguay with both Brasil and Argentina
@TurboWheeler
@TurboWheeler 6 жыл бұрын
There weren't any Nordic countries represented in 2014
@cristobalcosta1132
@cristobalcosta1132 6 жыл бұрын
True, we argentines hate brazilians at football. Beyond that, they are great people. Neymar is a cool guy, off the pitch
@titus_philemon
@titus_philemon 6 жыл бұрын
Juliana Silva I mean... They are the ones that declared war against Brazil & invaded our south region trying to get access to the sea... But we are the "bad guys" here?? Cmon
@nicorobin14
@nicorobin14 6 жыл бұрын
Everyone hates Brazil and Argentina when talking football... and not talking football too
@AnnySoprano
@AnnySoprano 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for rooting for my country joanna🤗🇨🇴 today Colombia is gonna play against England Esperemos que no nos saquen tengamosnos fe💙
@Tuliopf1
@Tuliopf1 6 жыл бұрын
I love so much your content. Please keep doing theese videos about geography. I'm brazilian and a heard some baf words, like germ... Forget it. But i still like your videos. S2
@carlosmiguel2848
@carlosmiguel2848 6 жыл бұрын
i love when you talk about brazil, you should do it more PLEASE
@rebecamoncayo5218
@rebecamoncayo5218 6 жыл бұрын
I’m Colombian and I approve this video😂🎉
@malucaloca100
@malucaloca100 6 жыл бұрын
Joanna debiste mencionar todo el hate que hay con Chile y como lo unico que nos une como latinos es burlarnos de que no clasificaron 😂 loving it 💕 keep making awesome content
@majogonzalezrivera4729
@majogonzalezrivera4729 5 жыл бұрын
Epaaaa colombia!!!! I love your videos, you’re the best
@jesusmendiola2021
@jesusmendiola2021 6 жыл бұрын
Turning on the notifications was the best thing I ever did!
@arglebarglefoofara
@arglebarglefoofara 6 жыл бұрын
I grew up as a soccer fanatic in a non soccer fanatic nation. I also lucked out and attended the World Cup in 2002 in South Korea. It's basically a world party that doesn't end. Little nations basically come in, and they take over the country, you have mini Brazil, Portugal, Ireland etc... It's a giant party for 30 days. Interestingly enough, from what I've heard Venezolanos most popular sport is... baseball.?? es cierto? leaving FOOO--CHE-BAL behind to follow.
@dfrain1000
@dfrain1000 6 жыл бұрын
Silly Iowan here. Now I understand the fooseball .Thanks Joanna.
@nopenopenope222
@nopenopenope222 6 жыл бұрын
¡¡¡Gracias por hacer la referencia a Uruguay!!! Por cierto, tus videos están re buenos, y me rio mucho, así que si te gusta hacerlos, continuá
@Chechab
@Chechab 6 жыл бұрын
Joanna, además del 7-1 contra Alemania, te faltó mencionar que la otra palabra prohibida frente a un brasilero es "Maracanazo"
@07calabria
@07calabria 6 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you first handed. Most Brazilian don’t care about it anymore. A lot of them don’t even know what it is. It’s been almost 70 years.
@leticiachagas9009
@leticiachagas9009 6 жыл бұрын
O que que é Maracanazo
@andresantos6871
@andresantos6871 6 жыл бұрын
Chechab O que é Macarazano??
@FelipeAllison
@FelipeAllison 6 жыл бұрын
1950, world cup was in Brazil, the final was Brazil vs Urugay, Urugay won, it was a very sad day, the elders care a lot about this, the younger people not so much
@leticiachagas9009
@leticiachagas9009 6 жыл бұрын
Felipe Allison ai meu Deus foi tipo o pré 7x1 então
@chuave152
@chuave152 6 жыл бұрын
Argentina ya quedo afuera pero aun tenemos nuestra multi-account "Uruguay" lista para ser usada.
@Altrantis
@Altrantis 6 жыл бұрын
El mini-me de Argentina XD
@giuliana4682
@giuliana4682 6 жыл бұрын
Voy a hacer todas las macumbas habidas y por haber para que Uruguay siga.
@MariposaRedimida
@MariposaRedimida 6 жыл бұрын
Almost us! Son casi nosotros! Vamos Rio de la Plata! jaja
@vessel3710
@vessel3710 6 жыл бұрын
Altrantis no somos ningun mini me , llegamos a cuartos a puro huevo y con el viento en contra , como siempre
@lalaquintero6120
@lalaquintero6120 3 жыл бұрын
Awww. The happiness I felt for seeing Joanna using that shirt!
@emilysibaja2009
@emilysibaja2009 6 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that you finally included Costa Rica, love it, bye
@ronaldoborges6406
@ronaldoborges6406 3 жыл бұрын
Costa Rica was the leader of a death group (Against Uruguay, England and Italy) and arrived in final 8 in the world cup 2014 and only lost in penalties against Netherlands. All respect to Costa Rica and Navas, one of the best goalkeepers in the world.
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