Space station 13 is one of those games where you watch one video about it and think "Oh, this has to be staged." And then you play the game and the exact same shit happens to you. 10/10 would reccomend.

4:31 "You'll figure it out" Service industry in a nutshell

“Hey Janitor…. HUUUUGE flood in arrivals.” They fail to mention the flood isn’t water 😂

CHRBRG: *Cleans E-coli spill that could be very dangerous if unchecked* Also CHRBRG: Never talks about it after

Gotta love how the lizard man or whatever bites you, causing you to die, clones you, and then says “a lot of people are dying”

Charborg always manages to wander into the most violent and cursed situations in this game.

Now I see what they meant by saying that janitor was last line of defense in keeping station in one piece

a round of space station 13 is probably the equivalent of working for a day at the youtube headquarters given that they come up with genius ideas such as removing the dislike numbers

This shows how important janitor is

One of the things I missed most about Goon is how they provide those optional janitor objectives to try to complete. (Obviously the ones in this video were nightmarishly impossible, but it's still a cool system.) Also this entire round felt like an event custom-designed for janitors which is cool haha. A lot of rounds go by on TG station where Jani feels pretty boring

Had a round as a janitor, where people kept fighting in the bar The mess was not as bad as this, but I digress.

i was the paramedic near the end. i got distracted by the medbay filling with histamine (toxic bad stuff) and didn't notice you dying before it was too late, sorry :( funniest part of the round was Finlotep, the mummy that we kept giving offerings to stop the curse, turning out to be a fake discount mummy and made out with like 20k credits.

The evil roles really killed it this round

The SS13 videos are truly top notch content, this is simply what you love to see.

This reminds me of that one time I saw a guy enter the school bathroom

These floods of chemicals and blood are from the admins spawning 10000 units of liquids on a tile and letting it spread out

A janitor, the greatest nemesis to a sewage/spilling prankster.

THE SPACE DRUGS FLOOD WAS UNCALLED FOR

Honestly, cleanest robotics ive ever seen

Rewatching these videos makes me really wanna play the game but then I remember it's ungodly deep and I'm scared of getting even a single thing wrong

I legit went to your page thinking there'd be endless content of space station since you just seem like you've been around a while but no! turns out your still a relatively new youtuber, welp you've earned my sub and like and i cant wait for more

the day he becomes a janitor is the day the station gets flooded

Like the scene from the Shining, the blood was coming out of the damn walls

i like how invested u get! its like im actually watching whats its like to be a janitor in space! great video mister charborg :)!

this is the best. keep bringing me the end of sadness.

I would love just a whole hour of this

I think Charborg is one of my favorite you tubers at this point

im literally never seen someone so talented as you and crikem and the rest of the asdfs

I always love these Space station videos their so funny

"just waiting for some blood to spill" well chrbrg got his wish

i love this game. i think i speak for a lot of people

I love watching these🙏 I would watch the live streams but I doubt I would be able to catch all of them and I would prob miss them

Never seen a janitor protag based ss13 round. Also never seen a round with so many floods wtf lol

I remember playing as Janitor vs an Evil Clown. The Clown would constantly spill water and make people trip was the funniest shit. (Until he started stabbing the people who tripped LMAO) Also remember some like, alien stuff that kept spreading and I attempted to throw a soap bomb in an attempt to stop it (it didn't work)

Please more of this!

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You got me back into goonstation, I forgot how good it was.

This is the perfect trilogy

A poem I copy-pasted from an AI called ChatGPT-3, with the prompt being "Write a poem about a janitor tasked with cleaning an ocean of blood" In a world gone mad, with violence unfurled, A janitor toils, his task to clean the world. With mop and bucket, he wades through the flood, A crimson deluge, an ocean of blood. He scrubs and he scrubs, but the stains won't budge, No matter how hard he tries, they won't be scrubbed. With each passing moment, the horror unfolds, The screams of the dying, the smell of the blood. But still he persists, his task to complete, To cleanse this nightmare, to make the world sweet. For though the blood may never be fully gone, The janitor knows that his work must go on. With tireless determination and a heart of steel, He fights on, alone, to cleanse this bloody ordeal. I switched around "a crimson deluge" and "an ocean of blood" so that they made more sense. It was originally "an ocean of blood, a crimson deluge." The AI so far has taught me how to code in Javascript on a fundamental level and given me recommendations on where to find more knowledge on it, Explained Schrodinger's Cat, summarized pretty much all of the games I've played ever in exact detail and accuracy, even going so far as to list the upsides and downfalls when prompted with equal impressiveness, and written "how to remove a ham sandwich from a VCR, in the style of the bible" in such quality that I don't think any human could replicate it. For anyone curious on how to operate the AI and give it the right prompts, if you want a description, simply say "write a detailed description of [insert thing]" and then if you want it in a particular style, add "in the style of [insert style]". If you want an essay, perhaps with a certain amount of words, the prompts are "write an essay" and "write a [insert number of words] essay about [topic]". I've never included a period in my prompts, but the usage of commas can and will change the prompt entirely for the AI, so I'd recommend trying both. The AI is starting to get popular and will eventually require a payment for each prompt, so get in while the servers aren't strained and you don't have to pay.

The admins were definitely messing with him making huge puddles of goop and stuff

The Monkey screaming at the beginning fills me with so much anxiety because of what happened last timem

Loving these SS13 vids so much

this some shining type of stuff

Another great videi from the blood god

Yp keep up the work man you make mday every time I see ya pepo love

Reminds me of the elevator with blood scene from the shining

Congratulations this video made me start playing ss13 and its actually pretty fun (albeit s l o w after a round goes on for more then an 1 hour 30 mins)

Epic gamer moment

4:52 i though that was the color of the floor

ok janitorial got to be brutal work

Viscera cleanup detail looks more 2d then I remember

Watching you play this game feels like watching rugler show

that plushie is gonna satisfy me in 2 different ways

A janiborg could have resolved all this in seconds lol

"what a good day to be a jani-OH MY FUCKING GOD"

Hey, wait! That roach in the purple beret, that's Rosie Roachmann! I'd recognize her anywhere! That's on Goonstation 3: Morty!

Oh hell yeah more space station 13

Did jntrborg just sprits down a snake man? Now thatssssss content.

Damn I love this game

Hardest workin’ damn janitors ya’ ever did see!

Medbay and Bar spotless? Rough. Time to distract, kidnap, whatever half the station. Bribes officers to crank up arrests or something.

Yet, he fails to question why there was blood in Robitics (or anywhere)

i love that game

Man needs to use the clesning grenade more

The plush is too good

I want to know how these chemical overflows happen

This game is so good

Dude was rolling in space drugs

my thirst for ss13 content has almost been quenched

More of this game

God that's worse flooding than Oshan.

Me with after cleaning an entire space station worth of blood: “hey docs, yall need some blood for yoru patients?”

I have never seen a game like is. It look really fun.

YESSSS

Ooooooh so thats how they filled the elevator in the shining

How the hell there is so many blood in the station

1 year later still makes me cry laughing

Yes dad this game is best content

He hold the door so much he died

You released.. a demon.. 😂

props to you for keepin in role buddy thats neat

AAYYYYYY WE GOT AN SS13 VID!!!

Pretty sure I saw this in a horror movie once.

Blood for the blood god

I can’t believe this game is from 2003

Finally another space station 13

Hey listen up Mr. Borg notification still don't work, are we gonna have a problem here

that bucket is bottomless, it sucks pools of blood

Should have gotten Moses on the ship

Greytide incoming

you should straight up portray scruffy from futurama

Edward E. Coli

Why havent i watched this yet

The janitor is like:bro wife happened

Mudraptor gaming

E coli is pretty much harmless outside of a UTI unless you're in another country or get O157:H7, which is incredibly rare.

Yes

who let that sketon out bruh

5:50 REALIZATION

space station you see the most stupidest crap in the most smartest ways