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"I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up."
Check out these "mug-nificient" coffee moments from Seinfeld:
00:00 S2Ep4 The Phone Message
00:38 Intro
00:44 S2Ep4 The Phone Message
03:34 S7Ep2 The Postponement
04:52 S7Ep3 The Maestro
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@guguigugu 2 жыл бұрын

30 years later and you still cant take your own drink to the movies! it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

@beav1962 2 жыл бұрын

It is preposterous!

@kaimln Жыл бұрын

Im shocked and chagrined

@Jamietheroadrunner Жыл бұрын

I, too, am shocked and chagrined…that I didn’t think to open my own movie theaters so I could charge all u suckers $20 for an 8 oz can of coke 😢

@seekerofsouls74 Жыл бұрын

lmfao 😆😆😆

@NewWesternFront Жыл бұрын

Chicanery!

@torridd 7 ай бұрын

"I don't know what your parents did to you." The essence of George.

@TheBehm08 2 жыл бұрын

Elaine: “Idk what your parents did to you” George: *Festivus flashbacks*

@bossfan49 2 жыл бұрын

"STOP CRYING AND FIGHT YOUR FATHER!" I can't read it without my glasses. - You don't need glasses, YOU'RE WEAK!!!"

@synergy40 Жыл бұрын

or his 7th birthday. "BLOW OUT THE DAMN CANDLES!!"

@user-wh5ir4fo4r 9 ай бұрын

🤣

@Jaasau 2 жыл бұрын

“Nobody can tell what a balm is gonna do!” 😂😂😂

@shkico4513 11 ай бұрын

ahhh a balm? i was puzzled about that, auto captions says "a bomb"

@steverogers7601 2 жыл бұрын

“What’ya got?! One of those caffe lattes in your shirt?!”

@bossfan49 2 жыл бұрын

Of all the possible beverages, he actually guessed cafe latte. 😀

@FigaroHey Жыл бұрын

Jackie Chiles and George's parents - best supporting characters. I would have loved to have had more episodes with Jackie - terrific.

@bottomlinebassin2001 Жыл бұрын

I saw he's doing Snyder's pretzels ads 😂

@BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists Жыл бұрын

Puddy

@auxorion Жыл бұрын

Frank Costanza was good enough to have his own show... one of the best, most memorable characters ever.

@Josef_R Жыл бұрын

@@auxorion He did, it was called King of Queens.

@Exotic7490 10 ай бұрын

I would also add Newman, great supporting character

@timtim2500 Жыл бұрын

04:52 *Jackie (the lawyer) deserves a show by himself! lol*

@Stash_box Жыл бұрын

Kramer's entire interaction with Regis and Kathy Lee ..........was bonkers!!

@fornitegood122jr6 Жыл бұрын

Talk show

@mobus1603 Жыл бұрын

*bonkos

@AlexKnightVancouver 15 күн бұрын

The entrance he makes and goes straight for a kiss on the lips. 🤣

@steverogers7601 2 жыл бұрын

“You put the balm on?! Who told you to put the balm?! I didn’t tell you to put the balm on!”

@jrporter50 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody knows what a balm will do. They're unpredictable 😂

@travisdonaldstanley6420 2 жыл бұрын

I actually feel bad for Jackie. And he's a lawyer. Glad he got to sample that real and spectacular on the last episode.

@ianfinrir8724 Жыл бұрын

@@travisdonaldstanley6420 I love when Kramer comes to Jackie's office to sue the tobacco industry and Jackie is trying to keep Kramer locked out.

@lonewarrior1549 Жыл бұрын

The Maestro

@MrCalmwaters 2 жыл бұрын

“No thanks I can’t drink coffee it keeps me up at night “ lmao 🤣

@steverogers7601 2 жыл бұрын

“Did you put the top on or did they put the top on. Susy, get me a caffe latte, with a top! 😉”

@nthgth Жыл бұрын

We gonna run some _tests_ on that top." 🤣

@megsie1424 2 жыл бұрын

Just got to know the greatest library detective, Philip Baker Hall aka Mr Bookman passed away. We're losing so many Seinfeld seniors. May he RIP.

@thechronicreative 2 жыл бұрын

One of my fav episodes is his episide. 😥 He said his lines so well. Jerry could barely not laugh and I don't blame him.

@juanledezma8907 2 жыл бұрын

Rip, guy was legendary in his role

@jrporter50 2 жыл бұрын

"You throw a jar of Foldiers crystals into the cupboard, and you forget about it. It's freeze dried, lasts forever"

@mikec886 2 жыл бұрын

RIP

@t-birdmr.t7980 Жыл бұрын

Mr. Bookman will be missed. He caught all the perverts drawing pictures of peepees and weewees all over the library books.

@mec8690 2 жыл бұрын

Jackie's the best - "It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

@bonek350 Жыл бұрын

Have you eva seen a balm?! lol!

@mobus1603 Жыл бұрын

"OK, you take normal sips--nothing wrong with that 😉" 😅🤣

@DetectiveTrupo203 11 ай бұрын

And THEY made the top, you didn't make the top did you?

@JuiceeVasquez 9 ай бұрын

Balms are unpredictable!!

@Flampy1999 2 жыл бұрын

I never noticed this before, but Kramer had the top of the caffe latte off while he was in line at the theatre. So he actually put the top on, not Java World. I should be a lawyer for Java World.

@12Blueace 2 жыл бұрын

“Yeah, maybe you should.”

@goodbyemr.anderson5065 Жыл бұрын

but there were no cameras back then so good luck proving he took it off and put it back on. i should be a lawyer not you.

@grizzkid795 2 ай бұрын

We have this KZfaq video to prove he put the top on. No more free coffee for him!

@DarklordZagarna 2 жыл бұрын

Elaine: I don't know what your parents did to you [several seasons later we meet George's parents] ... yeah, okay, that checks out.

@rjathar Жыл бұрын

The various stages of realization that George goes through in those few seconds, how his expression changes reflecting the stages he's cycling through; how he has a conversation with himself while trying to leave that message... Brilliant And then of course, there's Jackie... I didn't think that anyone could outdo Kramer, when it came to zaniness, and yet he does... "Do you even know what a balm is??" "...No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable!" Hilarious!!

@PetrolHeadBrasil Жыл бұрын

That happened to me once... I truly understand George's pain....

@dizzy1369 Жыл бұрын

Coffee was such an essential element to this show. 🤣😂🤣🤣

@AWSVids 10 ай бұрын

The coffee table book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table... is actually genius. Probably Kramer's second best idea, after the idea about putting a flexible lining inside of oil tankers to help prevent spills if the hull is breached (ideally a better lining than that of a PlayNow rubber ball).

@speakerz74 4 ай бұрын

You mean besides the "bro" or "manzier" right?

@Jonathanpowell2023 4 ай бұрын

30 years later and seinfeld still rules for good comedy

@stephenchellgren1213 Жыл бұрын

Kramer cracks me up trying to bring in hot coffee into a crowded movie theater

@mlsaulnier 11 ай бұрын

The video is missing when Krammer is all hopped up on his cafe lattes. But still a delight

@dixonite 5 ай бұрын

It's also missing when the Library cop, Mr. Bookman, asks Jerry if he's got any coffee in his apartment.

@WavyFBaby 2 жыл бұрын

George doesn’t like coffee. Not that there’s anything wrong with that 😂

@christmas6666 2 жыл бұрын

George likes his coffee spicy!

@jrporter50 2 жыл бұрын

World's are colliding!

@QuadMochaMatti 2 жыл бұрын

@@christmas6666 with Chicory?

@georgiasmith64 2 жыл бұрын

☕!

@JeffEdlund Жыл бұрын

"No of course not..." -- Jerry 🙂

@TheAgustin079 Жыл бұрын

"Do You know what a balm is??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌

@missvegan2607 Жыл бұрын

I love this lawyer 😂🤣😂😂

@EZZMONEY 2 жыл бұрын

She gave our boy Costanza the golden ticket to come upstairs and handle his business and he messed that up too 😂

@teddybeer6206 2 жыл бұрын

That's not the only time he screws up that scenario.

@freezaheer477 2 жыл бұрын

Man we've all been there😞

@user-yc5um2pl5v 2 жыл бұрын

@@freezaheer477 Proud to say I haven't! Never in all my life! Less proud to admit it's simply because I've never been offered...

@boomslang1118 2 жыл бұрын

He's the opposite of every guy she's ever met.

@charthers8903 2 жыл бұрын

He’s so neurotic it’s the perfect scenario.. I know I’ve been there..

@nyfolkhero 2 жыл бұрын

I've been drinking caffè lattes since the 5th grade and I haven't looked back

@czl29 2 жыл бұрын

What is that like Italian coffee? Half milk, half coffee?

@tristramcoffin926 Жыл бұрын

"Alright. C'Mon, coffeeboy. Bring it out." LOL

@dizzy1369 Жыл бұрын

You forgot the library detective in Jerry's apartment wanting coffee. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JonasWeather 9 ай бұрын

Freeze dried crystals! They last forever

@truthhurts3524 2 жыл бұрын

“It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous!”

@czl29 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely preposterous!!!

@steverogers7601 2 жыл бұрын

@@czl29 quite preposterous!

@testshietchannel Жыл бұрын

Your comment is the most public of your many humiliations

@nthgth Жыл бұрын

@@testshietchannel the most public yet

@truthhurts3524 Жыл бұрын

@@testshietchannel That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

@bossfan49 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty good, but you're missing: - Elaine paying for George's Arabian Roast and he claims she's "STICKIN' IT!" to him. - Jerry offers Mr. Bookman tea and he informs him about Folger's freeze-dried crystals.

@steverogers7601 2 жыл бұрын

You reminded me of Mr Bookman. May he Rest In Peace 🥲

@travisdonaldstanley6420 2 жыл бұрын

I still have some freeze-dried Crystals that have been around since the 20th century.

@guguigugu 2 жыл бұрын

@@travisdonaldstanley6420 it lasts forever, it's freeze-dried. freeze-dried crystals.

@coleenlawrence9809 5 ай бұрын

And there is the one with Kramer asking for a decaf cappucinno in Elaine's pychiatrist boyfriends office... 🤣 Such a show of comedic genius...

@mobus1603 Жыл бұрын

I love that Kramer wore an ascot on Regis & Kathy 😆 This show was too good.

@albertaguiar9361 8 ай бұрын

Yeah but he is stupid because he turned down $50,000

@Drfresh1402 8 ай бұрын

I genuinely like the coffee table book idea.

@stevenlindstrom8457 8 ай бұрын

Kramer's primal scream of pain, followed by his voiceless mask of agony - credit to the extras in the movie theater for keeping straight faces. Brilliant work!

@coleenlawrence9809 5 ай бұрын

I was thinking the exact same! However did the extras keep straight faces.... Probably took a few takes haha...

@orroz1 Жыл бұрын

Coffee late at night is maybe one of my favourite moments.

@bonek350 Жыл бұрын

Kramer is the most outrageous dude he knows and he knows everybody.

@elizabradley4797 Жыл бұрын

Always loved Kramer's lawyer ~ 😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣

@mel...s Жыл бұрын

Y'all remember the hot coffee lawsuit. What u didn't know was That elderly lady had 3rd degree burns in between her thighs and needed skin grafts. That particular McDonald's had been sighted numerous times for dangerously hot coffee. T The media and later politicians had us convinced the lawsuit was frivolous. Laws were passed to protect corporations from "frivolous lawsuits"

@jfdani13 Жыл бұрын

The theatre worker was awesome 🤣🤣 the fact that he knew exactly what he had in his pockets and then called him coffee boy lol

@UxCANxDOxIT 2 жыл бұрын

Kramer saying "Not that hot." is peak Seinfeld

@humanforotherhumans 6 ай бұрын

"...People who work and Norad....."😂😂😂😂

@12feettall6 4 ай бұрын

ufos and aliens

@fernandadmc Жыл бұрын

I love that lawyer! 😂😂😂

@apprentessgooden2680 4 ай бұрын

9:30 Jackie and Kramer coming in the door at the same time 😂

@JustSomeCanadianGuy Жыл бұрын

Never seen anyone drink coffee in a movie theatre but you’d think it’d be a big seller!

@Jesus-ml8cz Жыл бұрын

Jackie: who told you to put the balm on? Cosmo : the maistro Jackie: the who?!?!? 😂

@Tritiuminducedfusion 10 ай бұрын

* maestro

@ianfinrir8724 Жыл бұрын

WHO TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BALM ON!?

@simonansell328 Жыл бұрын

"The who!?!" - two words delivered to perfection

@fernandadmc Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KHoltzie 2 жыл бұрын

I always pull a Kramer when I go to the movies-I’ll tell em my coffee is almost gone, two sips into it and they almost always say ‘Go ahead’ and let me take it with…👍🏻😄☕️

@grizzkid795 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, but just remember to not put a balm on if you spill the coffee in your pants.

@Matt561 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes I forget about the nightmare world where you can't erase and re-record a message

@elizabradley4797 Жыл бұрын

Norad or a 24 hour Missile Watch ~ A Colonel ~ A Kaiser ~ A Tsar ~ 🤣

@miket7745 9 ай бұрын

The most unbelievable thing in the Kramer coffee plot is that a cafe latte is hot enough to burn you up. Whenever I order those they're usually cold 😂

@75aces97 7 ай бұрын

That's true. Those espresso drinks cool pretty fast once they're dispensed. 😂

@patrickbush9526 Жыл бұрын

Jackie Chile's what a brilliant character he was my all-time favorite on Seinfeld🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kbert6398 Жыл бұрын

You have to add Bookman's instant coffee. Freeze dried crystals, put it in the cupboard, forget about it!

@SE45CX 2 жыл бұрын

10:31 Getting through the door opening at Jerry's is much more smooth! 😊

@AckzaTV Жыл бұрын

All I can do is imagine George kastanza in a movie drinking coffee at 2am on missile watch at NORAD

@anthonyvasquezactor 2 жыл бұрын

4:23 Jerry. Always selling out his friends for the sake of amusement.

@danielle3528 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂"who is this"

@LB14745 2 жыл бұрын

"You stay in school!"

@QuadMochaMatti 2 жыл бұрын

I did, for 6 years of post-secondary (college + Uni), plus additional continuing ed. courses afterwards. I can't say it's worth it anymore at this point in my life.

@dot2562 Жыл бұрын

Kramer actually put the lid on the coffee when in the que 😜👍😉

@maxmartin2763 Жыл бұрын

Phil Morris nails the Jackie Chiles parody of OJ Simpson lawyer Johnnie Cochran (same initials J.C.) in all the episodes he appeared in. Even Cochran loved it! (However, Cochran threatened legal action if the Jackie Chiles character was portrayed outside of the Seinfeld show.)

@fighttheevilrobots3417 2 жыл бұрын

The subplot of the hot coffee is based on a real lawsuit. However, the woman who was burned was an elderly lady who has second and third degree burns all over her crotch, thighs, and legs. She was hospitalized for months and months and nearly died. After learning the severity of her injuries I think it was right that she sued. I feel bad that people used this case to make fun of her and say it was a frivolous lawsuit.

@csmith7404 2 жыл бұрын

It was so much worse than folks made it out to be. If it happened to their mothers, nobody would be laughing. Poor woman.

@BoldandBrash12 2 жыл бұрын

Yep. Definitely not a frivolous lawsuit. She almost died. Poor lady.

@bobcranston3414 2 жыл бұрын

Well, she did spill it on herself. It's like suing a car company because you died in a sports car that had too much power.

@UxCANxDOxIT 2 жыл бұрын

It's supposed to be hot!

@kitosjek9541 Жыл бұрын

@@bobcranston3414 where did you brew coffee capable of causing 3rd degree burns ?

@Kevincarlloven Жыл бұрын

1:18-i love that, something about the "PLOP" "PLOP" "FIZZ" that fills me with content and fulfillment.

@nitrofan917 Жыл бұрын

Best Sitcom ever!

@ThatGuy-cr8yr 2 ай бұрын

From someone who grew up in Colorado Springs, the NORAD reference is 100% on point

@truthhurts3524 Жыл бұрын

George driving away “Take it easy… *TAKE IT EASY* ”

@felixmalamud5022 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone else immediately think of the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit with the Jackie Chiles scene?

@beefcurtain-travel Жыл бұрын

man, the 90s, United State's last great decade

@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing Ай бұрын

pre-bush

@JoelDavies-cl6nr 12 сағат бұрын

Pre pc brigade. 🤣

@cheshire147 2 жыл бұрын

Come on coffee boy lol

@QualeQualeson Жыл бұрын

LOL I forgot about Chiles. He was awesome.

@mobus1603 Жыл бұрын

"Oh, I can be quite litigious!" 😂🤣I quoted this for years. Didn't even know what "litigious" meant until watching this show and looking it up years ago.

@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 2 жыл бұрын

90s: Want to come upstairs for some coffee? 2010s: Wanna watch some Netflix n' chill?

@man66iac 2 жыл бұрын

No, thanks I don't like netflix

@nathandittmer388 Жыл бұрын

Sorry, I don’t like to watch a screen before bedtime.

@shannonquinn8687 Жыл бұрын

What's netflix?

@supersaiyanzero386 10 ай бұрын

2020s: .... ..... ......

@JPSir Жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the lawyer every time he lawyers Kramer.

@blackrosedragonfly5734 10 ай бұрын

The Episode Where Kramer Stayed Up All Night Smoking and Playing Poker, He Contacted the Lawyer to Get Money From the Tobacco Company and Missed Out on Big Money Yet Again and All They Did Was Have Huge Billboard With Kramer's Face 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MaloneMantooth 2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 “Whadya got? One of those cafe latte’s in your shirt?”

@festyguy7405 Жыл бұрын

Regis calling Kramer a young guy is my favorite part

@niltonb.1610 2 жыл бұрын

To me, the first 4 seasons were the best ones.

@stoundingresults Жыл бұрын

The usher is the same person in charge of Security at the department store on Drew Carey show.

@johnfrancis0063 2 жыл бұрын

Loved the Kathy Lee kiss, lol

@Roostermania2010 2 жыл бұрын

Kramer's facial expressions tho' -- Mr. Suave is on the prowl........... yeahhh :D

@fornitegood122jr6 Жыл бұрын

@@Roostermania2010 oh my God kisses

@michaelpeternixon 8 ай бұрын

Kudos to KLG and agent for shoehorning a plug for Kathie Lee Casuals into the script 😄

@bestrealredhed 6 ай бұрын

Kudos to Regis and Kathie Lee for greenlighting the spittake

@valuablememories5603 Жыл бұрын

This coffee is making me thirsty!

@joelluongo7419 Жыл бұрын

" No One Knows What A Balm Is Going To Do "!

@philberttsosie6123 Жыл бұрын

Jackie Chiles 😂😂😂

@Pww642 8 ай бұрын

So many people have been smuggling café lattes into the theater that the usher immediately knew what those screams of pain indicated.

@BrianSmith-yq7ys 9 ай бұрын

Jackie needed his own spin off

@arthuralexiou8839 14 күн бұрын

Kramer put the lid on...haha (3.45 in the clip)

@_._._._X Жыл бұрын

Jackie was a great side character, funny stuff.

@pauldaniele1631 Ай бұрын

I can't believe you left out the scene where Kramer is all hopped up on the coffee walking down the street all jittery

@julianregulusfuego7453 Жыл бұрын

Kramer clearly put the top on, actually

@mcapps1 Жыл бұрын

That's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

@matthewgarcia8544 Жыл бұрын

Priceless lmao 🤣 Kramer you the man!!!!

@NolanPRuiz 2 жыл бұрын

theyll sell us anything

@jofi4580 6 ай бұрын

Kathy Lee fell victim to The Kavorka 😂

@lonewarrior1549 Ай бұрын

The lure of the Animal

@dfp-2x973 Жыл бұрын

The lady who in real life got burned by a hot coffee, it ended up ruining her life. The incident was everywhere in the 90's

@iceonthesun8880 Жыл бұрын

"People who work at NORAD" HA!

@RDC_Autosports 6 ай бұрын

3:57 😂😂😂😂😂 “coffee” 🤣oh my god lmao

@stephenchellgren1213 Жыл бұрын

Kramer,is the character...he tries to bring,into a movie theater hot cappacino,and falls over a chubby woman, thank then a well dressed usher "says, alright coffee boy, let's go"very hilarious...you,all need to see this episode over and over,thanks Cosmo Kramer*****

@stephenchellgren1213 Жыл бұрын

Sorry,about my tying skills

@Sereous313 25 күн бұрын

@3:47 Kramer clearly puts said lid on the coffee again despite the lawyer asking if the lid was on. Ladies and gentlemen this makes Java World not liable for all the damages that happened next.

@KaniToken 2 жыл бұрын

George, the original 9GAGer

@Order-in-Chaos Жыл бұрын

You omitted the best part at the diner when George told Jerry that he left a voice message saying "WhereTheHellDo you get the nerve, you invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for 4 days, I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up, I'd like to have one more shot at the coffee just so I can spitItInYourFace"(google removes your comment if you type the same exact quote, they think you're hurting some snow flake's feelings which is hypocritical because they obviously allow the Seinfeld video version).! Anyway, And then the part where he went to switch the tape with Jerry... Come on! Do I have to tell you everything! No youtube for you! Come back one year!