by that logic, why don't you get a shulker head when it dies?

@@caveyspider cause it’s not in minecraft

@@airpops yea, i guess.

If you ask me the chorus fruit is definitely the root of all this In the case of Enderman and Endermites they probably develop the way they are Because of Chorus fruit died With the Shulkers developing teletrasportation since their shells could be made out of Chorus fruit too

So endermen are oysters

*Y e s.*

Forgive me father for I have sinned, I read Epitome as Epi-tome

,-,

@@PerishingPurplePulsar Cursed. So cursed.

Check out my words

Yesss

ur right tho it would be cool

The endermen have trust issues though

I thought the same thing.

you can take the endermen if you look in there eyes when they're freaking out tryna kill you eventually they calm back down and you can look them in the eyes forever after that

Nikolay T all of them

I see what you are referencing to ;)

hmm is that a linkin park reference

@Egg Egg egg egg Potentially.

It’s a good song

I mean, 2 blocks tall is still 6’5

isn't it 1.8 blocks?

@@PoiuyKnight for Steve,zombies, skeletons,piglins, etc.

@@javajawa9068 but isn't the player two blocks tall

@@itzflaymegd8018 I know

thats.. a way to picture it, i guess

i don’t know about you but i don’t regularly produce kidney stones as part of my daily digestive process. so my guess is enderpoop

Ender Sweat

ender shit

ender poop pellets

So they can grow trees on cave

It needed some greenery! 😁

That's not a bad suggestion

That makes so much sense

what about snowballs then

@@ely6793 too cold to carry more

It makes sense but it doesnt humans don't lay eggs but although it is evolution

And cats

That's just for gameplay reasons though and should probably be ignored in the lore.

@@rabbittris true

@@rabbittris no its all apart of the plan

@@rabbittris no dogs are just much more powerful than they seem

Unfortunately that novel has been officially stated as not canon

@@aubreyjane7536 NOOOOOOO

@@aubreyjane7536 source? Sry I'm too lazy to look it up

@@aubreyjane7536 "Unfortunately" Why unfortunately? Personally I don't like any official lore outside of the actual game.

@@sorenskousen7468 the "unfortunately" was more so directed in consolidation with op y'know? I don't really know much about a lot of it

That's a good theory but the reason they get mad probably isn't because they can't speak to the player it might be because they don't understand the player and try to speak to it to no avail getting mad about that but the endermen are an intelligent species so I don't know.

Maybe they are just assholes

That could also explain how an Enderman stands still when you keep direct eye contact. They're paralyzed by the amount of information coming to their brains

👍

This makes so much sense

Perhaps the elytra does use phantom wings before they became undead

Yes i like it and the final dragon is like the guard of the end-overworld portal

remembering that phantoms drop membranes that can be used to fix elytras

Lol

And he does it all in a single day/night cycle.... that's rough man

Who would win A dragon that has been roaming for eternities, striking fear to those around it VS Square boi with some beds

generic reply

@@firstnamesurname2482 r/yourjokebutworse

Basically is like seeing untold horrors in an lovecraftian story

Or maybe they know what potential for evil we have since they can read our minds and know we will inevitably kill them for their pearls.

ohhhhh, now i know that it’s the enderman that was talking to each other when you hopped off the end portal after defeating the dragon

Only way to tell is to see if their sounds draw a Warden....

@@yogurtofthemultiverse2200 damn so early

*K 2 S 0*

@@tangent.arc38618 EGG

@@tangent.arc38618 EGG

Is this a reference to 049?

@@gideonbudd8945 no its a star wars rogue one reference theres a scene where a robot called k2so is resucuing "prisoners" but one of them thinks tthat they're kidnapping her so she tries to escape and the robot sayss "you are being rescued, please do not resist"

And here I was thinking they might be bezoars! The more you know I guess!

so when I throw an ender pearl...........Im yeeting an endermans heart? gross.

DriestCarott613 you're right. You Are The Heart yeeter.

That means that endermites are enderman heart parasites

@ANTONIA ANA ZAZGYVA Y E S

Ayyy haha had to ctrl f to find your comment. love carolina crown. one of the GOATs of drum corps.

It might be referring to your not the ghasts home

OR maybe the ghasts are the souls of the dead that have manifested in the nether,

@@thenateshow4371 the mobeastiary shows a cutaway of a ghast, with robotic insides such as the guardian meaning something built them

That’s REALLY interesting. Would also explain why they have no weaknesses to the Overworld-exclusive things that other Nether mobs are weak to (such as water). As for their immunity to fire and lava, it was probably an evolutionary thing. They get trapped in a very hot place, they eventually accustom to the heat.

@@Glory2Snowstar yes

@Atlantic *-Ah yes, fire is hot!-*

Tea

No since the Ender dragon is a dragon how is the Ender men suppose to fight back

Yeah, Players have always known "Free the end" means Freeing the Endermans, as the Ender dragon wasn't meant/born in the end.

Yes

Among us the most powerful phrases Did you mean Minecraft? (joke)

@Spiderman lol

something like that is going to be in the future but with main role the Human.cuz we think that we are Gods

@@OpTubeShorts I know it’s a joke and all, but I hate when kids see the word among and think someone is making an among us reference.

By they tried to play god he means they tried to be mc pros cause these dudes are people that died to the enderdragon on hard core minecraft

Sad MatPat noises

@@mOwOterboat MatPat is when a fanfic writer meets a fanfic writer

@@tuser8 nah, Matpat is when 2 fantic writers meet a conspiracy theorist

Speaking of enderman fanfic; here is one ¡Hola! Me llamo "Bart" el Enderman, pero tú puedas llamas yo "Enderman" porque yo y otros Endermen Somos identicos; somos altos, flacos, negros humanoides eso vivamos en al End dimensión, pero yo sali de al End para un nuevo mundo donde me encontre los aldeanos que me enseñaron español. Al End dimensión es no buen lugar porque hay flotante End islas seperadas por el vacío, aquellas End islas tiene Chorus árboles y ciudades. Las ciudades son usadas para la producción de las Perlas de Ender, un teleportatión dispositivo. Los Chorus árboles son la fuente de alimento de los Endermen porque los Chorus árboles hacen Chorus frutas. Hay una End isla eso es lejas de todas las demás, es controlada por la Ender Dragon. Yo y cada Enderman odiamos la Ender Dragon porque ella destruyó las ciudades y ella coma los Endermen en eso isla. Los Endermen no puedan defendan ellos mismos contra ella; todos ellos puedan hacen es correr y esconderse. Ella es una grande volador reptil y ella pone un huevo el nido de roca, si hubiera un dragón macho, ella crearia más descendencia, pero ella solo tiene ella misma, entonces ella pone uno huevo. Cuando el huevo eclosiona, la Ender Dragon alimenta la recién nacida un Enderman muerto hasta que la Ender Dragon muera de vejez y su hija es una adolescente. Los aldeanos me hablaron de un hombre llamado "Steve"; ellos dijeron él tiene un camisa cian y jeans azul oscuro, y él es buscado por robo, entonces Informé para los Endermen sobre él y solo deben atacar cuando hace contacto visual o ataca primero.

Frogs are green in the end, so it means it’s as cold as snow biomes ( or at least colder than the average temperature of the overworld)

@@mihyroiz_heatlair I'd rather say that the developers just thought that the "cold" frog would fit best in the end because it looks cold.

to me the end has no weather

​@@landofthehazymistsame, but I still think the end could be much colder than the overworld, simply because there's no sun Other than that there is no weather whatsoever

possible, maybe for potions?

Collaboration with the ancient builders, probably

And maybe it's a warning to not look them in the eye so it wouldn't provoke them Why didn't say: ''DON'T look for the eye'' u say, well maybe they meant ''look out for''

@Jayden Tran My theory is insane but what if they can respawn as player does maybe respawning is something to do with bigger distance teleportation Or they just doing kamikadze

@@SomeoneYouHate yea!!!! What if the enderman trys to kill the enderdragon than die then there is a enderman god that reincarnates the enderman into much more inteligent creatures so they can help the other endermans Note: the endermans try to speak to us maybe they see theyr friends in us Note: we can create our own skin this could be a form of micro teleprtation of collorized pixels Note: the enderman are bigger but thinner than us so maybe we are smaller but bigger in shape so we can be stronger to lift the obi

@@minermobile6983 i dont think about skin is right because you are just who you are but other are interesting i like baout reincoronating and about friends in us

after you look at an endermen it can still teleport though can it not?

@@monkeyman5987 they can't teleport or do anything if you continue to stare at them.

That's not how quantum superposition works.

@@monkeyman5987 wdym? Yeah it's a theory but it's real. The word theory is used differently in science than everyday language. In science, theory is a truth. Scientists have conducted experiments that show quantum super positioning to be real. We've even done it ourselves.

@@KeimoKissa No, that's not how it works at all. What he said was completely unrelated to quantum superpositioning.

This doesn't explain why the sky isn't "fixed" when the dragon is killed. The wither also affects the sky, but that effect goes away when it is slain.

I had a similar idea. The only problem is where the torches came from. Though that can be set aside considering they managed to get bedrock, they might aswell have managed to get some torches.

i think the bedrock and torch are probably have been bring to End World after the first Portal Open! they just replace the old matts from the first portal they use to better matts they found on overworld

So, a stoner

Brother

What’s up is the face of an attacker

They speak with you and say only hello in different varities,so youre right

probably why I prefer mattpatt's theory

😂 *relatable*

😂 *relatable*

😂 *relatable*

😒 Not relatable

Relatable

Things only ancient builders know

I think that the egg can teleport because it is made of a really strong material (the shell) and is really hot (maybe the dragon baby inside). Ender pearls could also be eggs. The endermen maybe found it during an expedition into the wastelands and used it to create a portal, while possibly not seeing it as a threat, as they probably saw it as a bigger Power source for teleportation than the Shulker eggs and thus used it for the Portal. The bedrock could be some meteorites, which maybe also teleported on impact.The endermen just put them together, as both of them had the ability to teleport. Then the events like in the video happened and someday they maybe thought of giving the portal more Power, by increasing the heat of the egg. This however made the egg hatch, which created the dragon. The end crystals possibly sped up the growing process, which made it become the nearly undefeatable monster it is when the player arrives. Then again, I think it went like it was explained in the video. The elytras could also possibly be a part of the spoils of war from the fights with the dragon, or just the wings of the newborn baby dragon, which were removed to give the endermen more time, before it became a threat. The theory probably has many flaws, like the fact that the dragon egg can be removed, without closing the portal. Sorry for any writing mistakes...

Or why endermen feel threatened when someone makes eye contact

@@ronloc3309 A really common theory is that their telepathic and that the player mind is not compatible (like an overflow of data or radio static) and they take it as a threat or it harms them mentally

The Endermen fucked the dragon at some point. All of them.

@@samuelaviles824 oh no

Lol

And it does make more sense since we cant see any heat source, there is no reason for it to be hot

I'd rather say that the developers just thought that the "cold" frog would fit best in the end because it looks cold.

U gotta do what u gotta man

How'd it go?

@@godmodevegeta1216 i killed it and enslaved the endermen, so now they're my xp source. I'd say pretty well.

@@baconshreds1772 only the best way to use the endermen

@@baconshreds1772 wtf dude

Same or banana trees

Imagine having fruit trees, that would be so cool

Apples come from oak trees in minecraft, so i guess

Yeah irl there are actual oak apples but they're not fruit, they're tumours called galls stimulated by hormones released by gall wasp larvae.

@Egg Egg egg egg No idea what you mean sorry.

Just did Hype worth

So true

Yes

I can’t wait for the new pieces of info from the cave update

I finished

Villagers make villages and trade and intelligent

Well yes, but actually no, villagers are quite stupid, often times when I start a raid I see them running towards the illagers

@@undeadvillain4897 that's so dam true 😅😂

@@RuKoriata big brain

my villagers, literally walking into my pet zombie cage:

I think I can answer some of these questions/expand upon the theories that have been put forth. 1) I think that bedrock may come from compression. This might answer how they got bedrock in the first place as nowhere else can you find bedrock besides the end portals/gate ways. 2) When endermen first arrived in the overworld they may have encountered the builder race that the player comes from. Endermen being these new creatures in the overworld that are also intelligent (as they can interact with blocks) the builder race may have given the ruins/constructed the strongholds for the endermen to stay in. 3) I think that the builder race along side the endermen going into the nether may have actually caused the builder race to die. Perhaps the piglins and poglins have a bacteria in their intestines that once cold enough would turn them into a zombie. They could infect the builders and wither skeletons. I think that the wither skeletons may have been related to the builders but were taller and more fit. Wither skeletons may have actually been builders and were just where evolution was going. The reason why endermen are in the warped forest is probably because no other entities spawn there and thus take refuge from the rest of the nether. The warped forest may also be the reason to the plague as hoglins avoid the fungus. 4) I think the chorus plant has teleportation abilities to try to get to other end islands and populate them which is why it is random. This maybe because the end lacks any wind that would carry seeds elsewhere. 5) I agree and that makes sense.

I think endermen started out in the overworld as 2 block high players, like us. They got stuck in the end when exploring dimensions, they weren't originally from there and they weren't prepared. They weren't able to kill the dragon so the tried to portal out and only succeeded in getting to the islands. They discovered the chorus fruit and using that as there only means of survival began to take on some new properties, like taller bodies and longer arms so they could harvest it better (of course along with teleporting abilities slowly becoming permanent and stronger) they also may have discovered shuckers and the ender pearls and discover these helped with controlling the teleporting they had already developed. They became darker for camouflage and their purple eyes help them see in the darkness. When it says "Free the End" you are freeing the poor people that got stuck their on accident. They went to the end to maybe get away from the monsters, like zombies with look more like the player than villagers.

2. Maybe the current strongholds were not built by Endermen, maybe the strongholds were different originally, but they collapsed later, then some miners found them and decided to rebuild them.

@@angelasharp3939 What about the dragon heads on the end ships, that implies that the dragon was killed before

@@blazeking5544 I didnt quite explain it completely but similar to what they said, they were able to kill the dragon but not completely, it was always born again.

That would take years

@@doges_6864 it depends

Same, I knew how to play minecraft years before I actually started playing, guess I'll never have that "discovery" experience

@@neutralclef6253 I mean, I started playing back in 1.7.10, and I never knew there were things in the Nether called striders!

I’m sorry. It was really cool figuring lots of things out. Had to consult the internet to get to the nether though. Then I realized I could have just read “how to play” in the menu.

maybe i actually thought for a while that the enderman were actually bad and trying to experiement on the players because looking into an enderman's eye provokes them

@@LUNAANGELROSEWOOD It can also be a warning to not look them in the eye as it would provoke them

@@viduuu07 true but why would they tell you to look for the eye

@@LUNAANGELROSEWOOD look out maybe

Its kinda weird look for the eye but then you have to kill him

My thoughts exactly tbh, fun video but mat patt's video about endermen is way better and more logical

Plotfill: what if they were human before transforming to endermen?

@@thehairylarry plothole: this video is literally explaining how the opposite is true

Shit you're right :(

Maybe overworld builder race helped endermen to get back via building the stronghold and unlocking the end?

Maybe they grew over generations

How do you know that then?

@@Blazari commands

oh

@@Jkrocsko but commands are forced,If there is no weather and it starts snowing that means conditions have changed and that can include the temperature too

Clouds : 👁️👄👁️

I get that it's a joke but it kinda falls apart because dogs only teleport because it's a gameplay mechanic

cats too

@@MakerManX or what if there is also a lore behind it

@@ieiri7766 true just be creative. Make your own head cannon

@NotFoXy BG Since when did Minecraft add dogs. Are you talking about wolves and tamed_wolves

but xp means xp

I would gladly set up a baby villager xp farm if they dropped xp. Nothing is sacred, nothing but that sweet xp

@@marzy.. I'd do anything to get those friggin xp's 😂😂😂

you should watch the video about illagers. it explains the cruelty behind xp

h

That's what I'm saying!

Game theory has explained the best minecraft lore. The endermen are descendants of ancient builders that got trapped in the end.

Enderman don’t attack you just for killing the dragon

@@julianadams3710 I know that. It’s because sometimes, they just randomly attack me. I don’t know if I look at them or not.

@@aeroxya maybe you hit one of them not on purpose

Maybe they have imposter syndrome? Since they were trapped for so long, they were coaxed into believing the Dragon is important or they start loving the Dragon. Just a theory.

@@magdalenassong I think that's called Stockholm syndrome.

steve after killing the enderman: If you want to kill a man next time LOOK HIM IN THE EYE

Yo save the endermen you must make some sacrifices as of why 9 need to die to reopen the portal

they're just insecure :(

bruh

@@williamwester223 0-12

What cant endermen have thropies or treasures

@@doges_6864 that's what I was thinking. That it's in a frame, seemingly hung up for display like the dragon head is used as the masthead of a ship screams it is a trophy made from the wings of the dragon. Nothing more.

@@doges_6864 that also is a valid point, every likes to stroke their ego every once in a while

@@duoblade332 could they have put it there to help the player? And in the end help themselves?

@@Eric_The_Cleric I went on an enderman massacre because of this

137.4 milliseconds is 13.75 seconds. That's quite a long time

guys I'm confused ok Edit: searched it up and I'm still confused How is it 0.1374 when there's zero other time units or something in the middle Please explain

@@lightbulb129 that's exactly what happen to me lol

[]J_C_J_C[]PRxx this is why I don't like math sometimes

@@lightbulb129 yeah lol. Or *maths* where I'm from

This ^^^

Wait then what are shulkers

@@man-nh6qm Chorus entities. They're evolved versions of Chorus, possibly done by Enderman experiments.

@@samurexatlas7373 genius. I've also wrote a theory about elytras and chest. Go check it out if you want

imagine Steve just screaming 'Kobe' after throwing an enderpearl in front of an enderman

Maybe instead of them growing tall and changing appearance they got access to the overworld before that phenomenon and for figuring out the portal they just teleported through rooms to get to it

Because they had hope someone else would come to save them

@Milk asthetics man. They're great builders haha

There is one other thing... why they got elytras?

@@ichtrinkdeint5738 they like flying

Ha

*trance music starts playing*

Cheat*

CHEAT

D R E A M

Have you ever seen a species with only one member?

I think endermen were once like them player and went to the end to escape the apocalypse, they lost some of there own and thus zombies and skeletons. Endermen evolved in the end to better reach the chorus fruit and to hide and see in the dark

I think zombies and skeletons are the reanimated corpses of the ancient builders that didnt survive

@Alberto Raul Giurea Raducan ok then whatever makes your theories work

@Alberto Raul Giurea Raducan hardcore worlds

Cool theory, but why would the achievement for killing the dragon be called free the end then?

@@silentpearl121 Yeah, that's a good point...

@@silentpearl121 Because the achievement system was created by some powerful entity to lead the player on the 'correct' path. Maybe this entity was mistaken, maybe it was evil, or maybe the Dragon is evil and the Endermen don't realize that. Though some people would say that Endermen are evil (but that's just because they ruin people's builds).

Oh shoot... so you suggest that endermen are gods? The people in the poem are divine beings, as they suggest when saying about what the people called them. Maybe the endermen are the minions of the divine beings. Idk.

can anyone give me information about this poem?

@@jonandriarnarsson8541 when you go through the end portal back to the overworld for the first time you witness the minecraft credits, a poem spoken by two divine beings. You can skip it but most dinner because it’s a one-per-world thing like the dragon egg

@@assassinnoir1015 thank you for rhe answer

@@jonandriarnarsson8541 no problem my guy

Well, when you're that passionate about a topic...then yeah.

Sometimes you get bored

Check out my words

"Some theories about a game" Video games are fun and involving and interesting. Of course people will do theories and that's good its-

It's not a game. It's life!

When it comes to game mechanics, the bedrock seems to be there for the sake of making sure the player doesn’t break any blocks needed to exit. Bedrock isn’t even native to the End, it’s just a solid block that can’t be mined by anyone, mob or otherwise. I strongly doubt there’s much lore around it, unless it’s the result of the ender dragon’s death being so energy intense that it compresses the end stone down into a hyper compact block.

@@qs-ii1872 The Exit Portal came before the Dragon.

@@ladvargleinad7566 qs-ii is suggesting that it was a different material before the dragon

or can it? I think endermen could pick them up and only the player can't as they just pick them up and not mine them.

Its a mystery that can't be solved

It's their only food

I saw it on a minecraft post on my switch talking about the chorus fruit.

Thank you for the heart btw, it is my first heart

Would of never guessed lol

"It's their only food." LMFAOOO i literally died reading that

Dogs too, but the thing is its the only non real one. And just looking at it provokes it

Don’t forget Iron Golems too, and... well, not anymore, but we used to have zombie pigmen.

@@joejr1120 well we have zombi piglins that work the exact same

@@Trash_Saph yeh piglins suck tbh though

@chris augustin zombie pitman are the og

Omg so true

I don't like enderman SIDE WITH THE ENDER DRAGON NOW

While I get that, in the end, snow golems can still be crafted and not melt in the end. Whereas they melt in Savannahs, deserts, badlands, and the nether.and snow doesn't melt in the end either, so the end must only be slightly warmer than certain biomes.

@@user-mp8wy8lp4y Yeah that is probably right.

@@user-mp8wy8lp4y maybe portals work under extreme temperatures, not only extreme heat. The end could be extremely cold, strengthening the asteroid belt theory.

@@paolonino221 that's a pretty good point right there!

@@paolonino221 That could also explain the diferent portal and why no nether portal work in The End, since they need a diferent configuration for cold and hot temperatures.

@Zakairya Syed me too!!

Me too

Yeah

Maybe there are more loops. Maybe the endermen did evolve from humans like matpat says, and then the zombies destroyed the overworld, or some other event, and it restarts the timeline at the beginning of this theory's story, but something like that to join them together and patch up each other's plot holes. But yea, that's my theory. A BRIDGE THEORY.

If endermen built the stronghold Why does it have two block doors?

@@rohankishibe6433 Another important question that this theory fails to address is who built the various temples. ESPECIALLY the ocean monuments. Thats like, the most hostile a place gets for endermen. The water burns their skin. Sure, us humans built space stations, but that doesnt answer the question.

@@Chrischi3TutorialLPs I think this is jumping off of mat pats which theorises that humans evolved into endermen after fleeing the overworld

@@Useri-Otclt Either way, how did the Moblins get there?

Then when you look at them they try to kill you. Really sends mixed messages doesn’t it? XD But then, could they be inviting you to kill them? If they know that Enderpearls are required to open the portal, then maybe it makes sense that they would try to force you to kill them. I have no idea man.

@@joejr1120 If they had more elegant speech, I'd imagine they would say something like this: "I have been anchored to this reality for longer than I can remember. My people are suffering. The Great Wyrm has torn our culture asunder. Stranger, I implore you upon this request. Find and slay any of my brothers who have given in to mindless savagery, take their Pearls, seek the Heart of Hell, open the gates to the Void, and bring liberation to my kin at last. Please, stranger, you are our only hope."

@@prometheanrebel3838 well written 👀

@@prometheanrebel3838 nah something more like "hey you, you're finally awake, you were trying to cross the border, same as us, and that thief over there" "damn you stormcloaks, Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfel! You there, you and me, we shouldn't be here! It's these stormcloaks the empire wants" "we're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief." "What's wrong with him, huh?" "Watch your tongue! You're speaking to ulfric stormcloak, the true high king!" "Ulfric, jarl of windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion! But if they've captured you.. where are they taking us!?" "I do t know where we're going, but soverngarde awaits" "no, this can't be happening.. this isn't happening!" "Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?" "Why do you care?" "A Nord's last thoughts, should be of home... Look at him, general tulius, the military governor. And it looks like the thalmor are with him. Damn elves, I bet they had something to do with this!" "Why are we stopping?" "Why do you think, end of the line. Let's go, shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us" "step towards the block when we call your name, one at a time!" "Ulfric stormcloak, Jarl of windhelm" "it has been an honour, jarl ulfric" "ralof of riverwood, lokir of rorikstead" "no wait, I'm not a rebel you can't do this!" "Halt!" "You're not gonna kill me!" "Archers! Anyone else feel like running?" "You there, step forward, who are you? Are you with one of the caravans? ... Captain, he's not on the list, what should we do?" "Forget the list, he goes to the block!" "By your orders, captain. I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to elsweyr. Follow the captain, prisoner" "ulfric stormcloak, some here would call you a hero, but a hero doesn't use a power like the voice to murder his king and usurp his throne. You started this war, plunged Skyrim into chaos, now the empire is going to put you down, and restore the-" "what was that?" "It's nothing, carry on" "yes general tulius! Give them their last rights" "as we commend your souls to aetherius, blessings of the eight divines upon you, for you are the salt and-" "for the love of Talos shut up and let's get this over with" "as you wish..." "Come on! I haven't got all morning" "you imperial bastards!" "Justice!" "Death to the stormcloaks!" "Next, the cat!" "There is is again, do you hear that?" "I said, next prisoner!" "To the block prisoner, nice and easy..." "What is that thing?" "Sentries, what do you see?" "Someone get the battlemages out here, now!" "hey, khajit, get up! Come on the gods won't give us another chance! Jarl ulfric, what is that thing? Could the legends be true?" "Legends don't burn down villages. We need to move, now!" "Up through the tower, let's go!" "We just need to move some of these-" "get back! You see the inn on the other side? Jump through the roof and keep going, we'll catch up with you on the other side" "hamming, get back! Still alive, prisoner? Stick with me if you want to stay that way... Stay close to the wall!" "How in the blazes do we kill this monster?" "Ralof, you damn traitor, out of my way!" "We're escaping hadver, you're not stopping us this time." "Fine, I hope that dragon takes you all to soverngarde!" "Hadvar, into the keep soldier we're leaving!" "We'll meet again in soverngarde, brother... That thing was a dragon, no doubt. Just like the children's stories and legends. We'd better get moving, come here, let me see if I can get those bindings off. There we go, better take gunjars gear, he won't be needing it anymore. Damn, it's locked- imperials! Take cover!" "See if one of those imperials had the key" That's all from memory and I'm stopping because this is too many characters for my phone to handle, got a full second delay between pressing a key and it appearing in the comment box.

@@jamess.8279 Thank you, I made up my own headcanon that the Endermen had a thriving culture under a sort of monarchy, until the Dragon Emperor came.

LOL THATS FUNNY AND HOW DO I NOT EXPECT A FUNNY COMMENT FROM A BTS ARMY!! BTS ARMY, WE ARE CRACKHEADS AND I AM AN ARMY TOO!!! SARANGHAEEEE HE ALSO SAID BULLETPROOF AT THE END !! BORAHAE

@@divyabhosale4454 im an army too but what- 😀

@@divyabhosale4454 cringe

@@divyabhosale4454 okay.. I love army’s but uhh-

@@divyabhosale4454 wut can u be more understandable