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Incineroar actually tastes like flamin’ hot Cheetos

“Pikachu tastes like batteries” is my new favorite sentence

"Donkey Kong tastes like a frozen hot pocket" was a sentence I was NOT ready for

Joker: Tastes like fresh blood from all the hearts he’s stolen Hero: Each kind of hero taste like a different kind of Kit Kat. Banjo and Kazooie: Taste like Easter egg candy you find in the ground since they’ve been dormant for SO LONG. Terry: A Spicy Ketchup flavor. Byleth: Another Flavor of Captain Crunch Min Min: Ramen duh. With a hint of dragon fruit in there. Steve/Alex: Taste like a cubed piece of sushi. Zombie: Rotten Flesh, duh. Enderman: A sour blackberry. Or a Chorus Fruit. Sephiroth: Tastes like Shampoo and Hair Conditioner with how much of the stuff he uses when he bathes. Pyra: Spicy Sushi Mythra: Cold Sushi Kazuya: A Carolina reaper since the taste will set your mouth ablaze with demon flames. Edit: I gotta talk about Sora now. Sora tastes like Mickey Mouse Cookies.

Belome from Super Mario RPG actually tells you that Mario tastes sour and Peach tastes like... peaches

Steve tastes like an inventory full of various minerals.

That's it. As a Kirby main, I NEED a full dictionary of what all of the smash characters taste like to Kirby. That way, I know when Kirby cannot swallow a opponent.

I like how mega man is expensive plastic but still in the category of 'if a friend cooked it for you, you would tell them it wasn't bad'

Ness tastes like pork Lucas tastes like new pork Ganondorf tastes like demon pork Wai- what the hack

This is literally the best video... “Every Fire Emblem tastes like a different flavour of Captain Crunch” oml

The macaroon comparisons with peach is actually even better when in take on the fact that she’s really hard to play at high level, and that macaroon’s are pretty easy to fuck up.

I like how he said “ Fox that’s like cardboard. And Falco tastes like “different” cardboard”

"Fox tastes like cardboard, _flat and no spices._ /Falco tastes like _different cardboard."_ Daaaaaamn.

5:16 "Inklings taste like ink because they're squids" "Toon Link tastes like ink because he's a cartoon" Didn't even need to hear the Dr.Mario bit this was the snappiest joke in the vid

Adding DLC: Joker tastes like cat hairs. Hero tastes like a VHS of Dragon Ball Z. Banjo & Kazooie taste like musical instruments. Terry tastes like vintage candies from the 80s. Byleth tastes like expired Captain Crunch. Min min tastes like ramen. Steve and Alex tastes like creativity. Sephiroth tastes like half a chicken. Pyra tastes like pepperoni. Mythra tastes like salami. Kazuya tastes like a hot pocket that’s simultaneously burnt and cold in the middle. Sora tastes like all the food at Disneyland poured into a blender.

Teacher: Ok, for an icebreaker, let's our favorite food! Everyone: Says generic food Me: A nice juicy Charizard, Mewtwo with Captain Falcon on it, and some Peach and Daisy for dessert.

Me: Why would Mewtwo taste like popcorn? Me seconds later: OOOOOH. Genetically modified corn.

"Give yourself a lick an find out" *licks arm* That could use some salt

Now we need a sequel with dlc characters

Kirby being like tofu makes SOOOO MUCH SENSE.

4:36 The unpredictability of Palutena tasting like Budweiser Select 55 Premium Light Beer is the sole reason I’m liking this video.

>Lucas tastes like new pork very nice

"Sonic tastes like fuzzy nachos." Well, I did spill some on my Sonic plushie while we were watching movies...

Okay so... When I read the title, I totally thought this would be an instructional video on how to make Kirby more competitively viable. You know, to sort of give you a ‘taste’ of what using a competitively viable character _feels_ like. What we got instead was infinitely better!

“Cloud tastes like ice cream that fell on the sidewalk” *Pit would like to know your location*

Finally something Smash related that is actually important

I'm impressed at just how accurate this list is

it’s funny how he explains how what food they are but also roasts them

As a Kirby main, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

What do you like to eat when watching movies? Me : *_mewtwo_*

"Lucas tastes like New Pork" I'm dying

“Falco tastes like different cardboard” IM DYINGG

Pit: *licks cloud* Cloud:WTH *fLoOr ICe cReAM gIVes yOU heaLTH*

5:08 "Bayonetta tastes like if you lick the floor of a hot topic in the early 2000's" good. the reason why i like.

Steve tastes like Flintstone Vitamins, because he’s full of minerals.

3:14 Snake _used_ to taste like juicy beef in Brawl, but is a little drier now without that *_𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐂 𝐂𝐔𝐓_*

*You lick your arm. *Tastes.. fleshy. *Your HP was fleshed out.

fox - cardboard falco - BLUE CARDBOARD know the difference

Joker tastes like carnival food Hero tastes like a dnd rule book Banjo-Kazooie tastes like a expired luchables from the 90's Terry tastes like McDonald's from japan Byleth tastes like captain crunch Min Min tastes like ramen Steve tastes like a lego piece Sephiroth tastes like a burn't chicken wing Pyra tastes like a cherry popsicle Mythra tastes like a lemon popsicle

Pyra and Mythra taste like the hottest most mouth-burning soup

2:07 the image of Captain Falcon buttering himself up is the sole reason I'm liking this video

6:05 After multiple licks, I've concluded that I taste like the most bland and least sour Sourpatch Kid ever.

Joker tastes like coffee and curry, because that’s what his entire diet consists of. All four Heroes taste like those Russian Roulette Jelly Beans because you never know what you’re gonna get. Banjo and Kazooie taste like a fond memory. Terry tastes like bacon that has been cooked to perfection, because he’s meaty and that’s great if you’re in the mood for it. Byleth is another box of Cap’n Crunch. Min Min tastes like ramen. I don’t think I need to explain this one. Steve and Alex taste like actual dirt. Zombie tastes like dirt that your dog just pooped in. Enderman tastes like licorice. Sephiroth tastes like that one super-poisonous yet super-deadly blowfish. A delicious snack that will probably kill you. Pyra tastes like Barbecue Lays. Mythra tastes like Sour Cream and Onion Lays.

I love how this slowly gets more and more unhinged

Some of these had no explanation or justification, but I was still like "......yeah, makes sense."

min min tastes like the longest ramen noodle Steve tastes like wooden toy blocks Sephiroth tastes like long metal Pyra tastes like fire And mythra tastes like lightning Kazuya tastes like that one wooden spoon that everyone used to eat ice cream

Lucas is lower on the tier list because new pork, unlike normal pork, is doused and marinated in pure tears

Lucas taste like new pork Every Mother fan: I see what you did there

Sora tastes like a rollercoaster at Disneyland.

I'm not the only one who just stumbled across this and just cant forget about it

Steve tastes like Frosted Flakes, because he’s a great source of iron

I lost it at the dead pan “Samus tastes like pennies”

This idea is ingenious and the tastes 100% accurate

"Pac-Man tastes like dating apps. BECAUSE HE'S FULL OF GHOSTS" LOL good one

You know you’re lying when you say that Yoshi doesn’t taste like tax fraud

*Sits down to watch a movie* Me: Oh, I almost forgot! *Grabs a bucket of Mewtwo*

The first useful video of smash ever

This video made me smile, it's honestly pretty funny.

“Give yourself a lick and find out!” Tastes like depression

Normal people: I would like a Gold-plated Hamburger from Australia, with a cheesecake please. Me: I would like a King K. Rool with a Zelda please.

"R.O.B. tastes like cheap plastic" "Megaman tastes like expensive plastic" *am i the only one wondering how he knows how plastic tastes like*

Do you have a updated list for the dlc fighters

Let me fix you right.... There buddy. Yoshi taste like taxes. Which is just paper. But with ink.

Sans tastes like milk, since he’s full of calcium. Waluigi tastes like pain from being rejected. *terry tastes like hot sauce* Min Min tastes like ramen, and steve tastes like iron. Sepiroth tastes like trauma, and Sora tastes like a key that was left on the floor of Disneyworld for well over a year. Pyra tastes like fire, Mythra tastes like lightning. Hero tastes like numbers, and the game cartridge tastes like hell. ( Game cartridge suggestion by @Hailey Fandroidfan11 )

I love to duet this guy by saying the smae stuff, it's so much fun!

I love how cpt falcon is just butter, yet is at the top of the tier list

1:02 "Samus tastes like pennies, Zero Suit Samus tastes like the inside of a cast made of pennies." Makes sense to me

“Samus tastes like pennies” We have E for Edible, R for Ranch and ITLFN; It Tastes Like F****n’ Nickels.

We need part 2!

I love the creativity he put in this video

My friend: What’s your favorite snack? Me : Mewtwo with Captain Falcon

Did I just watch a person talking about how the characters taste like? Y. E. S

I lost it at "Diddy Kong tastes like complicity" and had the pause the video.

Will their be a part 2 due to the new fighters that came after it

Sonic not tasting like chili dogs is why I'm never getting a switch

The funny thing about the fire emblem characters is that every captain crunch flavor is actually the same

What about the DLC fighters like joker and kazuya?

I’ll do the rest. Joker: lies Hero: licking a roulette wheel in Las Vegas Banjo-Kazooie: honey Terry: a knuckle sandwich Byleth: disappointment Min min: ramen Steve and Alex: a literal cube of steak Zombie: a decayed cube of steak Enderman: a slightly taller cube of steak Sephiroth: drinking tears Pyhtra: the sun Kazuya: a demon knuckle sandwich Sora: keys

"Give yourself a lick and find out" *Licks* I taste like...... being too broke to buy this game

Just love how falco taste like different Cardboard instead of chicken...that was a nice plot twist

how would you now what all of these things?

When do we get a part 2

pit and dark pit both tasting like two different types of chicken fills my kid icarus uprising heart.

"Give yourself a lick and find out!" *me with cheeto dust all over fingers* y e s

Not me actually biting myself when he talked about the miis I'm litteraly a living example of "it says gullible on The ceiling" 💀

how did u find out about these tastes?

I taste like Salt. Probably either the Chips or the Sweat. Probably the Chips.

This video is very cool, but we gotta agree that Sonic is a fast food

Apache ate the amiibos and also want to bet you want to come bring it on

This is so stupid but so helpful at the same time

*waking up in the morning, pouring myself a bowl of Fire Emblem characters*

Sephiroth tastes like pears He shall give you this pear

What do the dlc test like

This video is a masterpiece

why did all of these make sense

The Dragon Quest Heroes taste like different flavors of Ramen. Banjo-Kazooie tastes like chicken with the feathers still on it.

1:53 I knew pikachu taste like a battery bc the power of electric

I like that the s tier was a Back to the Future reference

“Shulk tastes like different flavors of Faygo.” Ah, located in the Midwest, I see!